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in all areas. Restrictions apply. Abraham.
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Lincoln Radio T Law The George
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Washington Bridge. Strong.
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Song in South. Jersey
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Hammond mention that secretary is the
2:15
point in met in person with
2:18
President Sheep China. Overnight
2:21
I am. Far
2:24
enough into the David Sanger book
2:26
about our relationship with China to
2:28
think, why do we even try.
2:31
I mean, unless you're going to
2:33
level some sort of concrete threat.
2:36
Any. Nudging or any is useless
2:39
and anything he says to you
2:41
is a lie. Right?
2:44
Unless it's a concrete, you give us this
2:46
and will give you that. I mean, that
2:48
sort of thing is worthwhile, but I read
2:50
a long account of the various topics they
2:52
went into and how blink an urge, deadlines
2:55
and right demand that in the cycle. Was.
2:57
Move right and having you know reading
2:59
that book now. after a series of
3:02
Secretaries of State and Presidents have asked
3:04
for this or warned about that, they're
3:06
gonna do exactly what they want. And.
3:08
Until there's you. Push. In.
3:12
Till you are you know pro been reads
3:14
bone or steal or whatever that metaphor is.
3:17
Ah, And so far as China has not
3:19
they they get to do whatever they want up
3:21
on of I don't know what the point of
3:23
that is. we still think people everybody in the
3:26
world really cares what we think I guess. A
3:30
Cia? I wonder if part of it
3:32
is just the way journalists described the
3:34
stuff and blink and reads it and
3:36
thanks. This. I didn't urged
3:39
them to be better on human rights. I told
3:41
them as they don't do this will do that
3:43
is. All transactional. I just
3:45
went through that part of a book yesterday,
3:47
so that was back when. China.
3:50
Is really starting their of one belt one
3:52
road initiative. Various places me laugh or can
3:54
countries and everything like that. We talked about
3:56
this at the time but. So.
3:59
Me were. These countries.
4:02
Funding a variety of things are offering to
4:04
fund a variety of things in and China
4:06
came in and they chose China. Why did
4:08
they choose China? It's because we were putting
4:10
all these. Strings. Attached to
4:12
the aid we were giving. You have to
4:15
do this in this on Human rights You
4:17
have to. You know you have to zero
4:19
emissions that has to be or a goal
4:21
in all these different things and gay rights
4:24
and democratic reforms Rights If you want our
4:26
aid will give you a you know how
4:28
many billion dollars here and some godforsaken African
4:30
countries but you need to. Human Rights Climate
4:32
change time considered of of l you want.
4:35
We don't care about climate change or human
4:37
rights or would you want to say make
4:39
out that sector will give you this money.
4:41
If you let us be in control
4:43
of your ports and your cell towers
4:45
and a variety of other things. And
4:47
of course we lost the forgot to
4:49
mention yesterday our second African country that
4:51
we've pulled our troops out of in
4:53
the last couple of weeks. Dave.
4:56
Dave. They now are going to rely on
4:58
Sino for their added security in those countries.
5:02
For probably be same reasons I just mentioned
5:04
there are no strings attached with our springs
5:06
that would sinus but not the. Ridiculous.
5:11
Climate change, human rights, stuff that
5:13
we push. This or is
5:15
unrealistic. Well, we just don't have any leverage on
5:17
it. right? Exactly. And since
5:20
mostly most of these companies are
5:22
run by warlords anyway, I mean,
5:24
they, they don't even. Make.
5:26
A gesture toward real representative governess.
5:28
We go in and we say
5:30
you've got a knack these reforms,
5:32
all of which weaken the warlords
5:34
hold on power. Is with
5:37
us again. There's nothing needs representative democracy and
5:39
then painting one of protests and Santa comes
5:41
and says knowledge will give a damn that
5:43
you're a warlord will will make sure you
5:45
stay in power. Would. You
5:47
be scared again to when we're the only
5:49
game in town we could go around saying
5:51
will give you aid if you act this
5:54
way but that's over. With.
5:56
very very few exceptions
5:58
of or ideology in
6:00
history like the US our relationship with Britain
6:03
and in France and a
6:05
couple other countries there's only two ways to
6:07
have friends in international relations either bribe them
6:09
or threaten them that's it and
6:12
a lot of people think foreign aid
6:14
is like generosity it's not it's bribery
6:17
it's pure bribery some of
6:19
which accomplishes some really cool stuff saves
6:21
babies cures diseases the rest of it
6:24
but I think a lot of people's objection to a
6:26
lot of foreign aid is they don't recognize what
6:29
it is and why it happens some
6:31
of its humanitarian I don't mean a hundred percent
6:33
of it but it's mostly just bother anyway
6:37
we've got a lot to talk about this hour
6:39
one more hour of the week it's going to
6:41
be frantic oh my gosh action-packed and infotaining but
6:44
first let's take a fond look back at
6:46
the week that was its cow clips of the week this
6:48
case is an abomination of violent
6:50
15 pounds of meth
6:54
it is
6:57
especially important that we remember the
7:00
power of young people shaping you
7:33
just agreed with Hamas that takes you to the top
7:36
of the building and push you off or just put
7:38
a bullet in the back of your head imagine
7:41
what we can do next
7:43
four more years folks in
7:45
Ukraine are breathing
7:55
a huge sigh of relief I
8:01
want to thank you for such significant
8:03
support. Through
8:05
the triumphs in Ukraine, the next move
8:07
of Russian forces could very well be
8:09
a direct attack on the NATO allies.
8:12
A huge day with high stakes, not
8:14
just for Donald Trump, but any future
8:16
president. Non-disclosure agreements are
8:19
not illegal, and neither is trying
8:21
to influence an election. Blanche called
8:23
that, quote, democracy. Without
8:25
presidential immunity from criminal prosecution,
8:28
there can be no presidency as we know. It
8:32
may be playing Russian roulette, but
8:34
a continuation of the Biden administration
8:36
is national suicide. Trump
8:42
out. Trump out. I
8:45
ought to let the sound of that squish. They
8:55
ought to know my
8:58
current goal. There's
9:04
a lot to take in there.
9:06
That cow was thick. It was
9:08
well marbled. So you
9:10
got these college protesters all across the country. It
9:12
hadn't occurred to me until yesterday. Heard somebody point
9:14
this out. One of the things
9:16
that's changed protesting over the year is
9:19
tent technology. A
9:21
couple of generations ago when I was a kid,
9:23
canvas tents with big stakes you had to drive into
9:26
the ground, you didn't set up
9:28
a tent in less than many, many hours
9:30
and you couldn't drive it into the turf.
9:33
Now, I don't know if you've
9:36
bought a tent recently, but just sign
9:38
a little tent, you basically
9:40
take them out of the bag and they spring to life.
9:42
And now you got a tent and you're safe from the rain and there you
9:45
go. So great time to
9:47
be alive, a great time to protest
9:49
in favor of terrorists. Right. That's right.
9:51
I meant to plug this. If you
9:53
did not listen to our two
9:56
of the show, go
9:58
to armstronginggetty.com, one of the first things
10:00
you'll see is an Armstrong and Getty Select
10:02
cut in which we talk about at
10:05
length how and
10:07
why these lunatics are like
10:10
a trans... it's cross-dressing what
10:12
do they call it? Drag
10:14
Queen story hour? Had little
10:16
kids chant free Palestine. Wait
10:19
a minute drag queen... free
10:21
Palestine? What? And how
10:25
somebody says that climate change is
10:27
not just about energy it's about
10:29
colonialism and racism and structural patriarchy
10:32
and we need to tear it
10:34
all down and the idea that
10:36
it's everything it wants
10:38
ism it's all one
10:41
thing ism is what this one
10:43
writer called it and they are trying to
10:45
tear down Western civilization and there
10:47
are a lot of great quotes and
10:49
they explain it it is rock-solid reasoning
10:51
and we beg of you grab it
10:53
at Armstrong and getty.com because it's really
10:55
important and the reason I brought this
10:57
up and plugging it so strenuously is
10:59
what Bill Barr said that's
11:01
exactly what he was talking about
11:03
how a continuation of the Biden
11:05
administration is national suicide because we
11:08
will continue to indulge the DEI
11:12
structural racism you
11:14
know critical race theory whatever it's
11:17
all tearing down Western
11:19
civilization don't
11:21
believe it listen to the podcast so
11:24
I'm eating in a restaurant the other day with
11:27
Henry and I'm
11:29
usually pretty good at
11:32
not hearing
11:34
other people's conversations they
11:37
can go on around me and I just don't even notice
11:39
them and I know some people are built in such a
11:41
way that if you can hear them you can't not listen
11:44
correct that's me that's you because
11:46
I've known people like that like I
11:48
can't have a conversation with with who I'm
11:50
with because they can't stop listening to that
11:52
booth over there is highly
11:57
annoying for your dinner we
11:59
can't talk because you You're stuck listening
12:01
to them. I usually don't I'm usually
12:03
not like that But the the other day
12:05
this one I think it's because I picked
12:07
up on the topic matter. They were describing
12:09
their Gross dental
12:11
work that they'd had in
12:15
great detail Like
12:17
five feet away from me really loud while trying
12:19
to eat. It was so disgusting Is
12:22
that a is that a moment where you what
12:25
do you do? Is there anything to do in that situation other
12:27
than move? It wasn't really anybody place to
12:29
move to Yeah,
12:32
I yeah, I don't know. I'm That
12:35
sort of situation makes me so uncomfortable like I
12:37
was at a concert the other night It was
12:41
a vocal group thing like a
12:43
choir And and
12:45
there was just mad about Sally Sally's
12:47
man. Joe goes to a lot of barbershop
12:49
quartet stuff I actually I kind
12:52
of do but anyway, but this was
12:54
a more classical thing But this gal
12:57
behind me decides it's time for a
12:59
snack and she's doing what what you
13:01
loathe the most Jack hard
13:04
plastic wrapper Every time
13:06
she goes in for more sneaks quickly quickly
13:08
quickly and it went on for an absurd
13:10
amount of time, right? I always want to
13:12
reach over and yeah, I'm gonna take the
13:14
box out of the plastic now I'm
13:16
gonna hold on to the plastic now you enjoy your mic and
13:18
Iks or whatever the hell it is But no
13:21
more plastic sound or gas. I'm gonna murder
13:23
someone So finally after I
13:25
put up with it I mean I was
13:27
I was went beyond rage to a mucus
13:29
meant back to rage again And
13:31
I finally did something I almost never do because
13:33
I don't like hostility everybody's there to enjoy a
13:36
show I don't want them behind me sitting angry
13:38
at me because then I'll be conscious of that
13:40
and all but I finally turned around give
13:42
her the look at death and and
13:45
she wandered out and actually a little
13:48
bit later on she started coughing uncontrollably
13:50
and And wandered out so
13:52
because you had your arm around her next to tight probably
14:00
Yeah. At a classical concert
14:02
thinking, nah, it's not that loud. And people like
14:04
two rows in front of me were turning around
14:06
like, what the hell? How are you that unselfle
14:09
will? I don't know. I
14:11
don't know. I've got to bring a squirt
14:13
gun with me everywhere I go and just squirt people in the
14:15
face because I'm not a violent man. But
14:17
they need to be corrected. Like a cat on
14:20
a countertop, there needs to be a sanction. That
14:24
reminds me. Somebody at a local
14:26
school, high school kid, had
14:29
a squirt gun, opened the door to
14:31
a classroom, stuck the squirt gun in there, squirt, squirt, squirt,
14:33
squirt, and then ran out. Well,
14:35
it caused a lock down the
14:37
school, searched the lockers, possible
14:40
shooter on campus thingy to happen. Oh,
14:43
no. And it got all completely out of hand.
14:46
Yeah. Wasn't the squirt
14:48
gun made out of bright green plasticers? I have
14:50
no idea. I have no idea. I have no
14:53
idea. That's not a good idea, son. No,
14:55
it was, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Read
14:57
the room, which is the nation. I'm
15:00
all for a good prank, but mmm. Yeah,
15:02
bad choice. Um,
15:06
there's another thing we got to get on before we get
15:08
done today. I don't know. I've lost my
15:10
WTL. Your
15:13
will to live? Will to live? Will to live is
15:15
ebbing. It'd be coffee. Yeah,
15:18
why don't we take a break?
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don't know people who want that. I don't know people
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If I've
17:46
been carrying this globe with me for years, now's
17:48
my time. I got one coming. Hole in the
17:51
glove, man. What can I say? I banged off
17:53
my dome and got a nice little goose head.
17:55
It doesn't hurt. It don't feel good. It felt
17:57
like every bit of 109 miles. on
18:00
our home run ball, yes. Did we get
18:02
the ball afterwards or? No, it skipped over
18:04
the fence, but Josh Pearson, man, he's such
18:06
a great guy. He came to toss me
18:08
their toss ball that they do in between
18:10
innings. Probably Friday I'll go get Tommy White
18:12
to sign it for me and maybe kiss
18:14
my bobo. Sounds
18:16
like a nice guy I would like to sit in
18:18
the outfield with and have a beer and watch a
18:20
baseball game. Big old boy brought
18:22
his glove to the, to the game. So I mean,
18:24
he's a guy expecting to hope to
18:26
get the chance to catch a
18:29
home run. But, uh, straight off
18:31
his noggin. He said, didn't feel
18:33
good. I can tell you that. Pretty
18:38
funny. He's sitting there and he's, he's rubbing
18:40
his head like in the, like it's a
18:42
three Stooges film and he's sitting down and
18:45
rubbing his head. And
18:50
you mocked him. Now you're admitting he seems like
18:52
a fine fellow. I
18:54
tell you what, uh, the,
18:57
what baseball players do in major league
19:00
baseball, um, people understand that
19:02
they could never play football. And
19:04
I think if you've ever sat like close
19:06
to an NBA game, like down on the
19:08
floor, you understand the speed with which it
19:10
moves and, and you think,
19:12
wow, I couldn't hang in there. People
19:14
don't understand how good baseball players are.
19:17
As, as I've heard read the average, uh,
19:20
you know, not terribly old guy
19:22
playing for his softball
19:24
team, whatever, could not play catch with a
19:26
major league ball player. They throw way too
19:28
hard. And you think
19:30
you could catch a towering fly ball. I'll
19:32
give you five chances. No, I
19:35
don't think I could. This guy, so this
19:37
guy went to, I'll bet he played some ball,
19:39
you know, during his pre 300 pound days. I
19:41
don't know. He
19:44
definitely did. Like I would do. He just
19:46
kind of right off his head. Then he
19:48
rubbed it. Oh, wow. Didn't
19:52
feel good. I'll tell you that. I
19:55
was reading this stuff in the wall street journal about
19:57
people buying cars. Now, one thing that stuck out to
19:59
me, I thought. was kind of interesting is
20:03
up until fairly recently it still was
20:05
the most common thing someone did if
20:07
they're going to buy a car was
20:10
an in-person visit at the car
20:12
lot. Now
20:15
online has surpassed that. More
20:17
people pick
20:19
out their cars online
20:22
and quite a few people don't
20:25
visit the lot until like the very end to pick
20:27
up the car. Interesting,
20:29
I've bought and sold cars in
20:31
that way. I think a total
20:33
of three transactions, the online
20:35
thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially
20:38
for new vehicles, unless
20:42
you're wondering if, I don't know what you're
20:44
wondering, but yeah, we helped, it
20:46
was kind of a complex deal, but helped a
20:48
couple of our kids buy vehicles and we found
20:50
them the right vehicle through one of those services
20:52
delivered to their doors more or less. Yeah, that
20:55
is certainly the future. And looking at the graph
20:57
here, that is the direction it's going. Phone
20:59
call still tends to be fairly
21:03
popular for your first interaction. Man, I don't call anybody
21:05
if I can avoid it. And not because I'm scared
21:07
to talking about it, it's just because it's usually a
21:09
waste of time. I
21:12
wouldn't even think of that. Excuse me, do you have any
21:14
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21:16
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Overnight, Ohio State University joined the
23:26
growing list of colleges demonstrating against
23:28
Israel's war in Gaza. Earlier
23:32
Thursday, a similar scene at Emory
23:34
University. Social media videos showed officers
23:36
tearing down tents and appearing to
23:38
use a taser on someone pinned
23:40
to the ground. It came a
23:43
day after more than 50 people
23:45
were arrested at the University of
23:47
Texas at Austin. Portraying it as
23:49
a protest against
23:52
Israel's war against Hamas is a
23:54
very charitable
23:57
view of it as opposed to
24:00
They're protesting
24:02
in support of Hamas
24:04
and the terrorists. So a
24:06
former Obama speech writer tweeted
24:08
out, it's dangerous and unacceptable
24:11
to call American protesters and
24:13
college students terrorists or military
24:15
proxies of Hezbollah. Yeah,
24:18
well, have you seen the picture going around of
24:20
a number of different campuses where they've got the
24:22
Hezbollah flag? An organization
24:25
that has been a declared terrorist organization
24:27
by the United States and the rest
24:30
of the world forever? They've
24:32
got the Hezbollah flag. Here's
24:34
somebody sitting around with his acoustic guitar singing
24:37
with people with the Hezbollah flag in between
24:39
them and it's out of bounds to call
24:41
them pro Hezbollah? Yeah, I
24:43
know. Citionic. Actually, a lot
24:45
of it is just, particularly the
24:48
people organizing it, is just this
24:51
overall, this is every issue at
24:53
once. This is,
24:55
it's all one thingism, which we
24:57
were talking about before. It's about
24:59
overthrowing Western civilization, which is why
25:02
you can have such a bizarre
25:04
and unthinkable notion as queers for
25:06
Palestine. And if you're a
25:08
college kid who isn't pro-homos or pro-Hizballah,
25:11
but the people with the flags are
25:13
there, you got to either like band
25:15
together and boot them out or leave
25:17
the protest. Yeah. I mean, we
25:19
went to a lot of tea party rallies and
25:22
if there had been, if the dominant theme
25:25
had actually been racism or something like that,
25:27
I would have left. I wouldn't have just
25:29
stayed there and continued to march and say,
25:31
yeah, I don't believe what they believe, but
25:33
I want to be part of the group
25:36
or something. Right.
25:38
Well, I don't want to weaken
25:41
the cause by leaving, right? Like
25:43
I'm harshly anti-DEI programs, but if
25:45
I find myself, you know,
25:47
with like white supremacists or neo-Nazis or something like
25:50
that, I'm out. I'm gone. That minute. Right. And
25:52
then you got those girls. We played at umpteen
25:54
times yesterday with the one girls. Why are we
25:56
here? I
25:59
don't know. more informed on that. I mean,
26:01
that's. Yeah. Um, here to protest what
26:08
Android you is doing. What are
26:10
they doing again about what? It
26:13
was a comedy routine. Here's
26:15
a little more from the CBS report today.
26:18
Both police and protesters have at
26:20
times crossed the line, says Greg
26:22
Luciano, the president of the Foundation
26:24
for Individual Rights and Expression. You
26:26
don't have a generalized First Amendment
26:28
right to turn the public
26:30
area of a campus into a camping.
26:35
But definitely we've seen that places like
26:37
Emory and places like UT Austin police
26:40
taking things whoop much, much too
26:42
far. Most detained demonstrators have not
26:45
been charged with violent offenses, but
26:47
there have been several instances of
26:49
threatening and abusive behavior. I
26:52
love Greg Luciano. He's one of my intellectual
26:54
heroes. I think he's wrong on that. I
26:57
did not see anything approaching
26:59
brutality or above
27:02
the necessary force to take back order.
27:05
USC has canceled their graduation ceremony. If
27:07
you haven't heard, I think it's gonna
27:09
be the first of many colleges unless
27:12
they all of a sudden get a backbone and
27:14
decide to clamp down on this sort of stuff
27:16
and say, hey, you disrupt the graduation. You're out
27:18
of school. We're kicking you out of school. Mm
27:22
hmm. Unless they do something like that, they're gonna have
27:24
to cancel the graduations because it'll be
27:26
a mess. We'll just be a mess. Yeah.
27:28
And the little activists and
27:31
their overlords, their string pullers
27:33
know that if USC
27:35
or any other university does what's necessary
27:37
to take back control and restore order
27:40
that they'll be sued. Every
27:42
single one of those little windbags is gonna
27:45
get lawyered up and sue them and it'll
27:47
be enormously expensive. It's
27:49
um it's a
27:51
multi front, fairly clever and completely
27:53
insidious war against western civilization. If
27:55
you'd like to hear from one
27:57
of the leaders of the Columbia
27:59
protest. This guy might be the
28:01
leader according to some and some videos
28:04
showing him at the very beginning
28:06
of this thing But he's certainly one of the leaders
28:08
and he put this out himself This isn't like this
28:10
isn't a hot mic caught behind
28:12
scenes, you know Someone close to the
28:14
source leaked it he posted this yesterday.
28:17
Listen to this Being
28:20
glad be grateful that
28:22
I'm not just going out and Murdering
28:28
design I've
28:30
never murdered anyone in my life and I
28:32
hope to keep it that way I
28:35
genuinely hope to keep it that way. I haven't murdered
28:37
any Jews yet I hope to keep it that way
28:39
if that's not a threat. I don't know what is
28:43
Sounds like a bit of a theater major, doesn't he?
28:48
Anyway Speaking
28:50
of Columbia and what's being said there place
28:52
81 muggle So
29:02
Occupation is a crime. They don't want
29:05
a two-state solution. We want all of
29:07
it the guy
29:09
just said he's Hasn't
29:12
murdered any Jews yet and he
29:14
hopes he doesn't have to as
29:16
one of the only use the cover term Zionist So
29:19
he doesn't mean Jews Can
29:24
bullcrap I Guess
29:26
you're not supposed to do this. I keep hearing this
29:28
from various quarters the whole Turning
29:31
it around on the other side, but going
29:34
back to the party go back to the
29:36
for consistency is not a sin Imagine
29:40
one of the leaders of the tea
29:42
parties saying I haven't murdered anybody yet
29:45
I hope I don't have to I
29:47
mean that would just get a pass The
29:50
president wouldn't have an Oval Office address
29:52
about that right,
29:54
right ah
29:58
Some weird times man And again,
30:00
I think, well, I checked in every day with you. Do
30:02
you think this is growing? Staying the same
30:04
or receding at this point? Yeah,
30:08
I beg of you, go to armstronginggetty.com. Listen
30:11
to the select cut about it's labeled
30:13
something about intersectionality, but you really need
30:15
to understand that it's growing in number
30:17
of campuses. Uh, they've clamped
30:20
down on a few and rested a bunch of
30:22
people like in Texas. They did. And so, oh,
30:24
did you see that thing? I tweeted out the
30:26
guy who said, uh, uh, is it up there in front
30:28
of me? Um,
30:31
he said, I think I got it in my
30:33
head. He said, uh, I'm working on my new
30:35
country song. Try
30:38
your campus protest at a college in
30:40
a red state. And,
30:45
uh, in some of the red states, they have arrested people a
30:47
lot faster. Yeah.
30:49
Yeah, absolutely true. Uh,
30:52
you know, it's, I'm, I
30:55
find this stuff so interesting, even as this,
30:57
as it's so troubling being a student
31:00
of radical movements, um, through history, to
31:02
see it unfolding in real time, uh,
31:06
the, the different layers
31:09
of activists that
31:11
are, that range from hardcore
31:17
ideologues who know precisely what they're
31:19
doing to the
31:22
kids who are in young adults,
31:25
many, many women for whatever reason, who
31:28
think they're, uh, trying
31:31
to protect the Palestinian people. And
31:33
they don't know what the ultimate
31:35
aim is really of what they're
31:37
doing. And then the just complete
31:39
go along cause it's fashionable idiots
31:42
like those two young girls in our, our favorite clip.
31:45
Uh, it's, it's wild to see in
31:47
real time, but, but that anger and
31:49
potential for violence and energy, human energy
31:51
that can do real damage. And if
31:53
somebody caves in your head who has
31:55
just a tenth of an idea why
31:58
they're doing it, your head remains. caved
32:00
in. Absolutely and the book I read... Or
32:03
your government overthrown. The book I read about
32:05
the French Revolution when they're where the author
32:07
made the point that and only only really
32:09
need like 15% of people to be interested
32:12
in the revolution
32:14
because you get enough other tagalongs
32:17
that you can win the day and
32:19
we're seeing it now. I don't
32:22
know what percentage of people are on board
32:24
with this stuff but there are a lot
32:27
of tagalongs for a variety of reasons whether
32:29
you're into trans rights or climate
32:31
change or you don't even know why you're
32:33
there but the cool people are doing it
32:35
so I'll show up and yeah it's it's
32:38
quite amazing and again
32:40
women I didn't it didn't make an impression on
32:42
me at time but in the book of tale
32:44
of two cities by Dickens about the
32:46
French Revolution the main revolutionary character in
32:48
that Madame Lafarge is her name was
32:50
a woman her and her friends they're
32:54
willing to spill blood or have the men spill
32:56
blood you know for some reason
32:58
and maybe this will be a good note to end
33:00
the segment on I remember
33:02
so distinctly Gladys my my two
33:04
big kids were probably 13 and
33:07
14 or something like that and
33:09
they they adored their little sister
33:11
they had a nice relationship with
33:13
her but Delaney as
33:15
the youngest was was
33:18
being a bit dictatorial in her
33:20
demand and my two big kids
33:22
having studied the French Revolution
33:26
calling her Robespierre Wow
33:29
and and it
33:31
was funny for a couple minutes but they
33:33
did it repeatedly till it made Delaney cry
33:35
oh and and
33:38
I said all right stop calling
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your super one of the
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33:47
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33:49
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33:54
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I have only heard that a
36:08
description. Of
36:11
the up size said that sounds
36:13
awesome. I've only heard a description
36:15
of this clip from Michelangelo, and
36:18
I'm reading the very brief written
36:20
description here on our audio seats.
36:22
Utah couple accidentally set since their
36:24
path to California in an Amazon
36:27
packet. And I'd say
36:29
having not heard it. Effort
36:31
to go viral. Phony!
36:35
More Is the hat
36:37
alive? Yes Yes. Gets
36:39
great. Moment.
36:42
Else has to be giant police ship that chance
36:44
and almost has to be and purposes know what
36:46
you would accidently have your cat in a box
36:48
even if it was like. Even
36:51
if was over night I don't think it would live. would.
36:54
Or. Know some you would hear knowing. Met.
36:57
Let's find out together for a Michael's. We
36:59
got the most amazing in c
37:01
news in the and. I
37:04
just couldn't even believe that soothing California I
37:06
thought was a pretty try to still still
37:08
hard to wrap my brain around. She was
37:10
trapped in an era on it. When it
37:12
was in this really big sized
37:15
Amazon package and we had no
37:17
idea somehow managed to. The drop
37:19
off without knowing our dear chap was
37:21
inside. And.
37:24
Oh no, they seem so innocent and
37:26
goofy. I'm no, no, you didn't notice
37:28
cat was missing Are they don't say
37:31
they were looking for their tan or
37:33
out of the cab? live? I don't
37:35
understand that. How. Would it have enough
37:37
air to not die? The.
37:39
Sky hated the cat and stuck it in
37:42
the box. insisted off on purpose and as
37:44
like am mad and it was weird honey
37:46
yeah I have no idea how crazy when
37:48
I I'm not away with were free meddling
37:51
kids will never cat now. at
37:53
her i know i don't want to
37:56
answer that stupid phone or his spam
37:58
i needed sexism racism I think for
38:00
good reason that because a lot of the things
38:02
that go viral were on purpose. If it's a hot chick,
38:04
100%, it was on purpose. It's
38:08
a hot chick dressed hot and
38:10
this just happened to me. No, okay, whatever. I know
38:13
what you're up to, all right? All
38:16
right. I've done the
38:18
journalism that needed to be done.
38:21
Let's see. Cats love boxes.
38:23
It appears this cat
38:26
also fancies shoes. I
38:28
don't see how the cat lives.
38:34
Seven days later? Wait a minute. No, no.
38:37
A cat was not in a box for seven
38:39
days and either one nobody noticed it wasn't meowing
38:41
or something when it was running out of water
38:44
or... She
38:47
had jumped slash hidden in one of
38:49
our Amazon return packages without us knowing.
38:51
No, she didn't. Not for seven days.
38:54
Cats can theoretically live up to two
38:56
weeks without food if they have access
38:58
to water but they can only survive
39:00
up to three days without water. As
39:02
all living beasts are. Yeah. Well, they
39:04
got a call seven days later from
39:06
a vet who probably went through
39:08
the whole ship thing. That's an attractive feline
39:11
anyway. The
39:14
box was large and contained five pairs
39:16
of work boots according to Brandy,
39:19
the woman in question. Did I get
39:21
crushed or starve or die
39:24
first or not have enough air? I'm not buying
39:26
this story at all. I'm
39:29
angry about it. Are you questioning the
39:31
USA today? My
39:34
questioning thing of videos going viral? Boy,
39:36
is nothing sacred? The
39:39
vet reported that aside from dehydration and weight
39:41
loss, the cat was in good shape. Said
39:43
the cat, F you. No, I'm not. I'm
39:46
miserable. I was terrified. I'm starving. I had
39:48
no water. I was sure I was going
39:50
to die. My life flashed in front of
39:53
me. This has been a nightmare. Having worked
39:55
at UPS and moved to a gazillion boxes
39:57
in my life, I just can't imagine that
39:59
not. The cat not meowing or you
40:01
notice it shifting around you lift the box or whatever.
40:03
He just it just doesn't make any sense to me
40:06
Oh, come on. I'm looking at the box. They're claiming
40:08
this thing was in no way Liars,
40:11
it had no room. It was
40:13
it. I don't I don't know. I'm not believe that I
40:15
got seems to work for a lot of people I got
40:17
to come up with a dumb way to go viral today
40:19
and then Then wear an Armstrong and
40:21
get a t-shirt when I get on the local news. Yeah,
40:24
my kid fell down the well He was down there for
40:26
three months. I had no idea Exactly
40:32
I'm wearing my arm strong and get a t-shirt. How
40:34
dare you turn my viral video world
40:37
into a den of lies How
40:40
much time ago Michael about 40 seconds?
40:42
Mmm, I'll slip this in I was
40:45
meaning to get to it earlier This
40:48
is from Axios by the way, this is not like
40:50
some right-wing publication The Biden
40:52
team has changed the way Joe Biden
40:55
walks across the lawn from the helicopter
40:57
to the White House They now surround
40:59
him with people so it's not as
41:01
noticeable that he's shuffling along and his
41:03
old mangate Excorting to axios
41:06
and so the him walking alone through the grass
41:08
and shuffling and then trying to run for one
41:11
step They're surrounding with people now so
41:13
that you don't get footage of him doing
41:16
that Still gonna be six
41:18
and a half months till the election Yeah,
41:21
good point and they're already surrounding him with
41:23
people. She can't see him walk He's
41:26
old as the hills and senile and aging
41:28
like a president still Jack
41:32
and Joe continue to Peddle
41:34
their lives about the sanctity and integrity
41:36
of the daily news and their final
41:38
thoughts on Armstrong and Getty And
41:41
they do this as paid contributors to our
41:43
sacred airwaves That's
41:45
pretty good. That's what's their name
41:47
from MSNBC. You made that hilarious comment about
41:49
the sacred airwaves Yeah, Nicole. Why does it
41:51
sound exactly like Nicole Wallace? No doubt Yeah,
41:54
AI Betty here's our here's your
41:56
host for final thoughts Joe Getty
42:00
Final thoughts from everybody on the crew. How
42:02
about we'll lead off with Michael Angelo, our
42:04
technical director, Michael? Yeah, I was very flattered
42:06
by the AI song about Michael Angelo today.
42:08
Although I did feel a little embarrassed. I
42:10
felt like when you're in a restaurant and
42:12
suddenly the entire staff comes and sings Happy
42:14
Birthday to you. I had that same feeling.
42:17
Aw. Ha ha ha ha. Katie Greener
42:19
esteemed Newswoman as a final thought. Katie?
42:22
It's gotten to the point where when I see those videos of
42:24
Biden do that little shuffle jog thing,
42:26
I actually kind of get this nervous,
42:28
like, ah, he's gonna fall. He's gonna
42:30
eat it one day. Yeah, he definitely is. Oh
42:33
boy. Jack, final thought? Oh
42:35
yeah, I accidentally mailed my infant to
42:37
Paris. It put it in a FedEx
42:39
box and sent it to Paris and
42:41
then here it is and look at
42:43
that, I'll be darned. What
42:46
the hell? On the other hand, this thing learned to speak French.
42:48
We. Yeah, no
42:50
kidding. My final thought is, Jack, you've
42:52
been cancer-free for 10 years, so Michael, I think
42:54
it's time for, when Jack says, how much time
42:56
do I have? You go back to
42:59
saying, not long enough. I don't
43:01
like how you look. Okay, you don't look
43:03
that to me. How much time have
43:05
I got left? About six months. Ha
43:07
ha ha ha ha ha. Oh,
43:11
human's joke about what we fear. Oh,
43:13
he's putting a funny joke. Armstrong and
43:15
Getty wrapping up another grueling four-hour workday.
43:17
I beg you, I beg you, we
43:20
beg you, we all beg you. Go
43:22
to armstrongandgetty.com, listen to
43:24
the select cut about intersectionality.
43:27
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43:40
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43:42
this again, will the protests at the colleges
43:44
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