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From the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio
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at the George Washington Broadcast Center,
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Jack Armstrong and Show, Getty
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Armstrong and Getty Show, What's
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the number.
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One show in America by far?
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Football?
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NFL Football?
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They've revamped the kickoff to
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a great extent to try to get more exciting returns.
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We'll hit you with that big giant rule change
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coming up on a little bit.
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That's weird because they like, we're
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trying to eliminate it the kickoff.
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Yeah, because too many injuries.
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Well, they got a whole different way of doing it now
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they think it's gonna be safer and have more returns.
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Oh, okay, I'm intrigued,
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all right, why not? Oh, speaking of safety,
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I mentioned briefly very early in the show.
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Than never did get a chance to explain that.
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Yes, my dad, who is eighty three years old, got
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run over by a golf cart,
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non event or malicious. Well,
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I don't know, I don't know. I've got
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the guy chained in the basement. I'm still questioning
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him. Wow, going pulp fiction
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on him. Oh, I'm kidding,
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going putin on him. Did you see the videos of those guys
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that.
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They were questioning?
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Oh?
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From the terrorist attack.
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Yeah.
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I was reading a little analysis I guess it was the
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New York Times about that that that was clearly
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a tactic warning the
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population and anybody you might be tempted
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to move against Putin.
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This is how we're treating folks these days.
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This is you don't get away with it. Did you see that
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the chasing the guy through the woods when they caught him that
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video.
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Oh yeah, Paul, and holding him down and cutting
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off his ear and feeding it to him.
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I didn't hear that. Yes, they
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fed him his own ear, stuffed it in
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his mouth. Yeah, whoa.
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Then they beat these guys into comas
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practically, Yeah, and then dragged him into
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court all swollen and misshapen
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and bloody, just to show because that's pretty
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unprecedented.
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I was reading they they.
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Would to feeding.
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That's unprecedented in specifically
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this is to come on now. But the
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torque behind the scenes has long existed
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in Russia for various times, but this
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is the first time they've really trotted people
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out to make it clear this will be your fate.
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Yeah.
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I saw the one guy sitting there, well, one guy was unconscious
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that was on the stand, But the other one guy
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there questioning man. His face was not
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normal shaped, but
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dang it, I hadn't heard the whole ear than geez.
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Yeah. Brutal, brutal.
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Wow, that is so wild that that exists
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on planet Earth in the year twenty twenty four,
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and pro military bloggers
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and websites that are tied to the Kremlin put
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this stuff out.
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They wanted it seen from the.
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Country with the most nuclear weapons on Earth.
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It's so wild.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So anyway, my dad hits his tea shot and
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the guy who is the passenger in the cart behind
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him jumped into the cart and somehow depressed
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the gas pedal accidentally
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and knocked my dad. Oh ass
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over tea kettle. Wow, many
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stitches, broken nose. Turns out he's
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got a break, a non displaced
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fracture of his tibia,
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which is the non weight bearing one fibula
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one of his lower leg bones, and just
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cut his face open and terrible
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pain.
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You don't want that droppen when you're thirty
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five, let alone in your eighties.
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Oh yeah, yeah, it's really You
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know, my dad's so great, he's got a great attitude,
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and he's this is a friend of his,
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and the guy calls him all the time to see how he's doing.
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And what did you do that
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for?
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Yeah, yeah, the guy's beside
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himself.
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I'm sure, Oh I'm sure. Oh my
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god, yeah yeah, geez, you'd feel so horrible.
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But yeah, oh man, that's
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a rough one. Yeah.
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What my dad said to him when he called his I'll tell
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you one thing, Jim is I'm not buying
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a single beer the rest of the year when
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we play golf, all right, don't.
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I don't even need to ask.
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If I want to take a mulligan. I'm taking a mulligan,
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right exactly. That put went in, It
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went in anyway,
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We're we're oh
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right.
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So the
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stunt witness
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at a congressional or senatorial hearing
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is a long tradition
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in Congress. Of course, the Democrats
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are especially fond of that sort of thing, bringing
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a compelling character to testify and
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make some teary eyed statement. Well,
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in this case, the topic was climate
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change, and they tried
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to do it by passing
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off this gen Z cross
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country skier as a climate change
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expert. He was there to testify
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on snow conditions and that sort
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of thing, and he read his statement
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about carbon dioxide and climate change
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and that sort of thing. And John
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Kennedy, the folks he Holme
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spongeent from Louisiana, had
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a couple of gentlemanly questions for him.
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Clip ad Michael, this is how it went.
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What is carbon dioxide?
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I went to high school, but that's
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a carbon dioxide is a gas.
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Okay, I'm not a
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I'm not a professional to talk about carbon
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dioxide so much.
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But is it the major part of our
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atmosphere?
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Is a huge part of our atmosphere?
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It's actually a very small part of our atmosphere.
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Well, okay, if.
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We spent those trains of dollars and became
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carbon neutral by twenty fifty in
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the United States, which you advocate,
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how much, what reduce world
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temperatures?
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I don't have an answer for that.
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You don't know, No, you just think we're all to spend
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the money and then see what happens.
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I think, as an athlete, I think if
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we spend that money and invest in our future,
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hopefully those temperatures stop
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rising.
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All right, Man.
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I have many emotions during that clip,
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many emotions on one thing, and I.
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Thought it it's not fair to
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asses.
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I mean, how would I don't know how I would answer
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the question what is carbon
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dioxide and how much we have in the future. On the other
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hand, if I'm going to sit there and read a statement
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advocate gazillions of dollars
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get spent, I probably ought
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to know something about it. And then
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definitely I'm on the side of Senator
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Kennedy on the question of so do
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you think it would do any good?
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Do you think we should just spend all that money and wait
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and see? Because that is a damn
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good question.
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All I can.
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Tell you is that the fresh a's have
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not been nearly so fresh in
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my skiings of late mister
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Senator sir.
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Uh.
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I love that. Should we just spend the money and
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then just hope that it works?
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Kennedy followed up on x formerly
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known as Twitter. I just want to keep calling it Twitter.
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Does anybody mind if I keep calling it Twitter? I
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have never said X, I've only
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said Twitter, and I don't plan to change.
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Okay, all right, great, we've arrived at a policy.
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So here's what Kennedy wrote on Twitter, formerly
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known until thirty seconds ago as axed Democrats
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want to spend fifty trillion dollars
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to become carbon neutral and held a hearing
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to tell us why huh, Democrat witness
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carbon dioxide is a huge part of our atmosphere.
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Me, it's actually a very small part of our atmosphere.
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It's point zero thirty five percent dem
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witness. Well, okay, but yeah, I
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don't know.
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You know, so I feel.
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Bad for that guy.
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He should be angry at
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whatever Democrat staffer
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congressperson set him up for that.
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If you're going to try to come out there
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and.
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It's a debate, it's a debate over should
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we spend how many trillion dollars?
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Was he exaggerating or is that a real number?
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No, I think that's a real number.
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That might be a high estimate of what it would cost,
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but he was sincere.
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But if you're going to have a debate over how
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many gazillions of dollars we're going to spend a
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taxpayer money on this sort of thing, and you're
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going to trot out this guy for part
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of your argument, well then I get to.
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Try to take it apart.
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Yeah, he's a registered independent who's prepared
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testimony did not reference carbon neutral goals,
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atmospheric composition, or police abolition.
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But he did his best.
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He was there on behalf of the outdoor enthusiasts
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around America.
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So what was this testimony supposed to be.
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I don't know.
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I'd like to see his prepared
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testimony, because I was picturing him coming out
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and say, look, I've been skiing for twenty years.
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Now there's no snow. There used to be lots of snow.
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Now there's hardly any snow. I
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don't know how far that would go in
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terms of making the argument, So let's spend fifty
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trillion dollars.
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He works with a climate advocacy
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group called Protect Our Winters
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or POW,
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And.
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Well, it's I feel bad for the guy,
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but again he should be mad at the Democrats
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who put him in that position. So he kind to trot
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me out for what should be a very
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contentious debate. We're talking about a lot
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of money here and a lot of altering
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of lifestyles than your
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fair game.
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Yeah, absolutely true.
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He's just so good.
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Point whoever who
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said show up and talk, like, what
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what do people want to hear from me?
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What do I have to offer?
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Just come and yeah, say, you're
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advocating for protect our Winners?
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But how am I? How are we protecting them by
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going carbon neutral?
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Okay? Would that protect them? Yes, it would.
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All right, I'll go out there and say so, say
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so, and then just the field questions
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I can't possibly answer.
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YEA, too bad he did. He just did not have
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the enough
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experience with this sort of thing to
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throw it back on his own people. Hey,
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I was told to be here and to say this,
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right. I'm not an expert in the
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molecule of carbon dioxide.
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You know this this geek, whoever he is, and he's
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probably a nice guy.
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Yeah, it probably is, That's what I'm saying. I felt bad for
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him.
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He got put in an impossible
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situation.
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He's wrong.
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Oh you read my mind, Michael.
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I was gonna say this guy, twenty three year old
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Gus Schumacker. He's an Olympic
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skier. I think he's a cross country
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ski racer. But anyway, he needs go
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to the Gretituneberg School of Climate
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Change Advocacy. Here's
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what you do, Gus. Next time you're dragged in front
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of the Senate, you say I
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did not come here to answer technical
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questions. I came here to
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save our environment, save
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our planet. You're reducing this
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to some sort of game show where I'm
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asking about chemistry. This is about
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the children, and not having
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them catch fire in the future because the
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globe has gotten so damn hot everybody's
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hair will literally burst into flame.
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Because all you're looking for is a sound bite.
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You're interested in, gotcha questions?
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I'm interested in burt children.
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Right, you have stolen my dreams,
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my assenthood with your empty words.
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You go to the Credituneberg Academy of
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Overwrought Climate Advocacy
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and you'll workshop that stuff.
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You'll have your stock lines, you
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give my little you're
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interested and got your questions that I'm interested in bird.
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Children, and you stand up, this is over,
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and you throw down whatever you got, pen, paper, no
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pad, and then you storm out and you're done.
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Then you don't have to worry about it anymore. I'm
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tired of your empty words goods
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right, quote the Great Law on Herself. Then
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you storm out and you become a hero
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because logic isn't important, it's
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feeling. So you're the senator
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from Louisiana, the golf oil,
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golf oil. Anybody ever hear that?
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I rest my case.
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Well, shoot, you could die.
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You could be a professor at Gretis College
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of Shouting Inanities. Poor
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guy. Uh,
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that would be nice, though, if it was the end of Hey,
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you can't just bring out the
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single mom who's struggling
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with her wages and
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then advocate a gazillion dollar plan. We're
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gonna question her on this.
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Right So coming
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up, we haven't updated the Sean
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diddy Combe story on the day that's
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so many people thought Trump was going to have his
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properties raided or seized or
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something or other. No, it was the rapper
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slash mogul who had FEDS at
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both of his pads in LA and
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Miami yesterday, taking people into
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custody, searching grab
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it up evidence.
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We'll tell you what we know.
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Yeah, P Diddy as a whole in my music
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knowledge, Like I know lots now about
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Kanye music and albums and could name you songs
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and lyrics, and same with jay Z. And I
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don't know name lots of your big ones. But I don't know P Diddy
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at all. I guess I'll have to get into his over
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I can speak with authority on Grand
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Funk Railroad. I tell you, I'll
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have to listen to some P didty it, Maybe ask my son see
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if he's in the Diddy But what happened there?
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And a bunch of other stuff on the way armstraw.
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He YETI.
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Heavily armed federal authorities raiding
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homes belonging to legendary rapper and entertainment
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mogul Sean Diddy combs agents
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from Homeland Security investigations seen
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in fatigues and body armor entering
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his home in the wealthy la enclave
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of Hombye. Hills Combe's two sons
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reportedly detained at the scene and
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more agents at his mansion in Miami.
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The Department of Homeland Security executed
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law enforcement actions as part of an ongoing
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investigation. This case is being handled
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out of the Southern District of New York, and the
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investigation involves allegations of human
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trafficking allegations.
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He denies.
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So is this P Diddy music? That is
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what song is that? I need a girl? Okay?
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So if we vetted it, this
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is the clean version. Please.
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So jay Z is worth
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a billion and a half dollars the richest rapper,
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but Diddy's worth a billion in second
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place. So he's worth a billion dollars.
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He's fifty four years old. I
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gotta admit I don't know much about his music.
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I know quite a bit about jay Z's music and Kanye's
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music and other like black rappers. So it's
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not just but I don't know. I couldn't
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name a p Diddy song FO one hundred dollars.
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Could you?
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No?
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Absolutely not No.
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Interesting.
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My musical grooves don't go in that direction.
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But I'm sure he's a gifted fellow and deserving
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of his success.
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But he is involved in that whole East Coast West
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Coast people were actually dying feud
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because he was part of the Notorious
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Big that crowd. Is he East Coast
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or West Coast? And what does that make him?
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He's a New York guy, isn't he.
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My son would laugh at me so hard for saying
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that Combs
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gamed mainstream recognition. Is the
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Notorious BIG's label boss and manager
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and then was released in wake. He
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was involved in the unsolved murder blah blah blah blah blah
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blah. So yeah, he's part of that whole thing, the
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whole Tupac biggie thing. Yeah
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Tupac Yeah.
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Uh So nobody's
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talking much about this
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double raid by coastal raid.
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Again, it's related to possible human
14:51
trafficking and a
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sexual abuse of several
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women in a somewhat organized
14:59
fashion, including drugging them allegedly.
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There have been a number of allegations that have come out
15:05
recently. Sean
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Colmes has denied them strenuously
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and publicly. For
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what it's worth, I thought this was interesting.
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Homeland Security Investigations
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is the investigative arm of the US Customs
15:19
and Immigration Enforcement and HSI
15:22
agents investigate a host of federal
15:24
crimes, including child exploitations,
15:27
drug and human smuggling, money
15:29
laundering, transnational criminal organizations,
15:32
and illegal exports of controlled technology
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and weapons.
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But they must have been doing it at a pretty high
15:37
level, because unfortunately,
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this sort of thing happens a fair amount,
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and it's not always this.
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Level.
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I didn't want to say level again, this level
15:50
of the FEDS coming down in
15:52
coordination and everything like that. I mean, so, how
15:55
big a deal was this must have been baid?
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Yeah, I see what you're driving at.
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I mean, why isn't the La County
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Sheriff's Department, you know, handling
16:05
this in Miami doing their thing on their
16:07
own. That leads me to believe
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something truly funky is happening.
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But I don't know.
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By the way, his biggest deal
16:15
is Sean John Clothing. I don't know why
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some of these people we referred to as musicians when
16:19
really most of their billion dollars comes from
16:21
something else, Like Rihanna makes most
16:23
of her money off of makeup, not off of music. The
16:26
same with pet did he seawan John clothing is
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why he's a billionaire.
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Yeah, Yeah, Well I guess
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we'll have to wait and see you what comes out next.
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And I am sure that this
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was done very carefully too,
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with when you have a target this high profile.
16:42
This was not some mid level guy went
16:44
off and authorized these raids
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without high ride level authorization.
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God, it must be something crazy, which I'm
16:51
sure we'll find out in hours
16:53
or days. But I'm always amazed
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at people who have so much money and so much success
16:58
who are still living a life of crime
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at some level.
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Yeah, although sexual
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crime is it's different.
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I think it has more to do It has nothing
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to do with greed. It just has to do with nobody
17:15
tells me no, like Jeffrey Epstein,
17:17
Sure and his crowd.
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Armstrong and Getty.
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Just in general, like the excitement around this tournament,
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like it's super cool, Like people are more excited about
17:28
the women's side than men's side, And I think that's
17:31
obviously something that's really never been the case before,
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and it's cool to see how it's evolved. Like when
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I first started this, when I was a freshman, like we
17:37
couldn't even use the March Madness branding and now
17:39
to see this and really it's just
17:42
taking a whole other level. And I continue it.
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I expected to.
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Can you continue to grow this year?
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That's Caitlin Clark, the
17:50
most famous women's basketball
17:52
player practically ever maybe plays
17:54
for the University of Iowan. Is in the middle of March Madness.
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I don't think she's corrected that the women's game,
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it's more is bigger than the guy's game now,
18:01
but it is getting higher ratings than it's ever gotten in the past,
18:04
and as soon as she gone, it will go back to what it was before.
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I'm not trying to be disparaging
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and just.
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Oh no, no, there's no need
18:11
to disparage. And I don't feel like you are. Yeah, she's
18:14
mistaken, but she's a hard working, gifted
18:16
young woman and I wish her well.
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But they won a game, a close game yesterday, I almost
18:19
got knocked off. I think they're the number four team
18:22
in America, and
18:25
a lot of complaining that the refs were favoring
18:27
her, which maybe they weren't. Maybe they weren't, who who knows.
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Speaking of sports, the most popular sport in
18:33
America by far, the most popular TV
18:35
show in America by far is the NFL. It was like
18:37
one hundred and eight of the one hundred and ten most watched shows
18:39
last year or something like that.
18:41
And they've got a.
18:42
New kickoff rule, which
18:44
when I saw that, I thought, okay, cool. Then I went to
18:46
it and the first website I went to it had it
18:48
as written in the rule book, and I couldn't understand it
18:50
at all. Have you ever read like rule books
18:52
for Major League Baseball or the NFL A the actual
18:55
way it's written in such a loyally complicated
18:57
way, you can't understand what's talking
18:59
about it all.
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Luckily I came up. The new rule is shocking
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though. I'll just jump to it. The kickoffs
19:05
both teams blindfolded, totally
19:08
blind kickoffs.
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Yeah, so you got to search around find
19:12
the ball first first off. Yeah,
19:14
and most of you you're the Marco Paulo mark
19:16
just kind of that, just like to have any idea what direction
19:18
to go. No, So then
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I came across the site here that has a good, easy
19:23
explanation for the most part of how it's gonna work,
19:26
because they don't want anybody
19:28
to get killed. But
19:31
that was making it. Most kickoffs, the ball
19:33
goes high and the air guy raises his handy catches it.
19:36
I waited through the commercial break for that. Then you go to another
19:38
commercial break. Well, they're trying to get more returns
19:41
going Under the new rule, ten players
19:43
on the kicking team and at least nine players
19:45
on the receiving team will line up just
19:47
five yards apart, so you're really close
19:49
together and you can't start
19:51
running into the ball and to the ball gets to
19:54
the runner. What meaning
19:56
the players won't be going anywhere close to full
19:58
speed when they crash into each other, which has caused so many
20:00
injuries on kickoffs.
20:01
So they're gonna be just.
20:02
Five yards apart and you can't start running
20:05
until the guy catches the ball, and
20:07
then there'll be lots of blocking of people
20:09
as he gets you know, picks a direction
20:11
to go or whatever. Right, But
20:13
I'm so almost said I
20:16
almost said he or she picks a
20:18
direction and starts running.
20:19
I guess DEI has gotten into my head so
20:21
much.
20:22
Wow, Wow, he's not gonna be a she anytime
20:25
soon returning kickoffs in the NFL.
20:28
I would certainly hope not.
20:29
I'm so, but but I'm picturing
20:31
how this soul go. The
20:34
two teams are lined up five yards apart,
20:37
the kicker is the kicker lined
20:39
up? No, he couldn't be five yards apart, because
20:41
then you could block it.
20:42
Probably he could kick it right into their face.
20:44
So he's got
20:47
which would be great if you hate him, but wouldn't do your football
20:50
team any good.
20:52
Give it to him right in the right in the gyms.
20:55
So but okay, but then the receiver
20:59
then is many many yards behind
21:01
his blockers, and so he will
21:03
always be at one hundred percent.
21:05
Full speed if he wants to. What
21:09
else is he gonna do? He does it for a living? Well,
21:12
you got some guy, hey, coach, I feel
21:14
safer. It's just kind of trotting with the.
21:16
Ball, all right. If I run at full
21:18
speed, unliable to get hurt.
21:19
I'm just picturing kind of a real melee there
21:22
in the middle of the field with all those players
21:24
lined up five yards apart. And I don't know if you would
21:26
would you run into that full speed or would
21:28
you come down and kind of find there's the hole and go
21:30
through it.
21:31
I don't know how they'll do it. Different
21:33
guys will approach it differently. I suppose, just like
21:35
running backs. Some hesitate and look for
21:37
the hole, some just bash away.
21:41
Well, I'm sure they're not just
21:43
guessing. I'm sure they've thought this through.
21:46
Seems at least as dangerous to me.
21:49
Well, but you won't
21:51
have somebody running at him full speed.
21:54
Well, he's just standing there, or or
21:56
or both your running full speed. I don't think that.
21:58
Well, he really you really don't have that
22:00
that much in kickoffs, But I
22:03
don't know.
22:03
Well, what they want is returns. They
22:05
want people returning the ball. This will guarantee a return
22:08
a lot of the time. I would think, Well, I would think all
22:10
the time, because you're probably gonna get up practically
22:13
to the middle of the field, aren't you.
22:15
Well, every kickoff, how are we gonna stop that
22:17
from happening?
22:18
It depends if they keep kicking off from the
22:20
same spot they're kicking off from. Unless
22:23
the winds into you. Guys will just kick it right
22:25
through the end zone.
22:26
Kicking off from the thirty five, that's another part
22:28
of it. Yeah, they'll just blast it through the end zone. Well,
22:32
so that'll be even more boring. So the
22:34
best of that is what happens now. The
22:36
best avenge for the kicking team is to never have a
22:39
return because the returns get back to midfield
22:41
all the time. Okay, hmm.
22:46
Of the twenty two players on the field, only the kicker
22:48
and one or two kickoff returners will
22:50
line up separately from the players who
22:52
are five yards apart.
22:56
So you have everybody.
22:57
Five yards apart and they aren't allowed to run until
22:59
the guy catches the ball. Then you only
23:01
have the kicker and one or two guys
23:03
back there.
23:05
So at the risk of getting two sports the are
23:07
some of the return team
23:10
blocker guys going
23:12
to stay there and block where they are and
23:15
some are going to sprint back as fast as they can
23:17
fifteen yards.
23:18
No, I would imagine that a separate line.
23:20
I would imagine you're going to block right Well. Coaches
23:22
might be discussing this right now, but sure
23:24
they are, But uh, I think it'd block right
23:26
where you are, just to make sure nobody gets through. Your job
23:29
would be to just make sure nobody gets through so
23:31
he can get clear to the middle
23:33
of the field.
23:35
Okay, Well, you know what Honestly, it sounds
23:38
nutty to me, but I'm no purest adopt
23:41
the rules you on.
23:42
Is there a chance that the light,
23:45
thin track speed guy
23:47
will be replaced with more of a running back
23:50
who gets there pretty fast and can put his shoulder
23:52
down and plow through those people, won
23:56
hmm? Sorry, If you're
23:58
six foot one hundred and eighty pounds in four fast is
24:00
the wind as a kick returner
24:02
anything, your days may be over. I don't
24:04
know.
24:04
I don't know, I don't know. Huh.
24:06
And again we'll watch it unfold
24:08
and hope nobody gets, you know, horrific injuries
24:11
that they'll show over and over again
24:13
because people like that.
24:14
I guess. I don't.
24:16
Have you seen the Actually
24:19
Katie texted it to us
24:21
and I just tweeted it out. We should post it at the
24:23
website. There are so many videos
24:25
coming out now. I just saw one on the TV right now
24:27
of the bridge collapse in slow motion. But
24:29
somebody did a time lapse thing
24:32
of the ship seeing the lights go
24:34
out. Clearly it was having electrical problems, then
24:36
it hitting the bridge. But the thing I was watching
24:38
was the traffic on the bridge, and
24:41
there's lots of traffic even though it's one
24:43
thirty in the morning, there's lots of traffic
24:45
on that bridge, and
24:48
then the ship calls in the mayday, apparently
24:50
because in the traffic slows down to very
24:52
few cars right when it hits
24:54
the bridge. Thank god they were able to do that, or are
24:56
there been a hell of a lot more people
24:58
in cars at the bottom of the river.
25:01
Speaking of transportation, the
25:03
great yogurt hijacking, I
25:06
need to tell you about that.
25:08
Well, that could lead into America's.
25:13
Turning away from
25:16
chocolate chip vanilla ice cream
25:19
for the first time really ever. Our
25:22
love affair with chocolate chip
25:24
ice cream has ended, apparently. I
25:26
saw this in the New York Times.
25:28
Was chocolate chip ice cream a big thing?
25:30
It was like the second biggest flavor
25:33
in America. I didn't know that until
25:35
reasons mint chocolate chip or vanilla chop,
25:37
vanilla chocolate chip.
25:38
That's funny.
25:39
Our loves fair is over.
25:41
I'm out of touch with America.
25:43
Well, I can bring you up to speed with what people like, among
25:45
other things on the waistare.
25:55
That's right.
25:55
Trump was given an extra ten days to
25:57
pay his bond to New York and the total was
25:59
reduce to one hundred and seventy five million dollars. But
26:01
if you still can't pay it, the state can seize
26:03
his assets, including buildings, golf
26:05
courses, and even his plane.
26:08
Yeah, take it. Take a look at
26:10
some of those assets. Now. First up Trump's plane.
26:12
I mean, the upside is a custom
26:14
private jet with luxury interior.
26:16
The downside it's a Boeing.
26:20
You know, yes, he gotta you gotta
26:22
wagh out.
26:24
And there's Trump National Golf Club in New Jersey,
26:27
the Upside Upscale Club, an hour
26:29
outside of New York City. Downside your
26:31
caddye is Rudy Giuliani.
26:32
And you are.
26:36
And finally, it's a Trump International Hotel
26:38
in New York. The Upside is a high end hotel
26:41
overlooking Central Park. Downside
26:43
the Continental breakfast is just a pile of half eat
26:45
and mcmuffins.
26:46
I think, wow,
26:50
Boeing has an enormous problem.
26:52
Yeah they do, Yeah, they do.
26:55
This is this doesn't come along.
26:57
But once a decade or longer,
26:59
brand to get that terrible, terrible
27:01
rep and.
27:02
They might can be ruin us.
27:03
They might be in a we've got to change
27:06
our name and give the impression that we're
27:08
a completely different company.
27:09
They might be at that stage.
27:13
Yeah.
27:14
Yeah, I mean because the like air Bus,
27:17
they make very very good aircraft,
27:20
plenty of American airlines, not American
27:22
air but airlines from America by Airbus
27:24
European planes.
27:25
They get a better deal whatever.
27:27
So yeah, Boeing is not
27:29
inevitable, right, it could
27:31
go away.
27:32
Yeah.
27:33
So there are some poles out today that showed
27:36
the race tightening in several of the swing
27:38
states between Biden and Trump, where Biden
27:40
pulled back even I
27:42
haven't read this particular numbers. If there
27:45
are other poles that show that to be true, then I'm
27:47
more than happy to jump all over that. But I try
27:49
to stay away from outlier poles until
27:52
something backs them up.
27:54
Yeah, because off a whole average of poles
27:56
is a better way to go.
27:57
Absolutely. But yeah,
27:59
that's that. I mentioned the whole ice
28:01
cream thing. I just came across this in the New York Times America's
28:04
Love Affair. This
28:06
once popular ice cream flavor is melting away.
28:09
Melting ice cream melts. Wow, that's a good choice
28:11
of words.
28:12
Clever.
28:13
Vanilla chocolate chip ice
28:15
cream, once a staple of the ice
28:17
cream world, is no longer a top seller. I
28:20
didn't even know it was what it was a staple of the top ice
28:23
cream world. Here's my favorite part about this article
28:25
I read. It was a very very long time. They kept
28:27
mentioning how vanilla chocolate chip ice cream has fallen
28:30
out of the top five. What didn't they
28:32
do in this very very long article give
28:35
you the top five? They at no point gave you
28:37
the top five. Sons
28:40
of bitches. You should lose
28:42
your journalism license. Yeah, you should
28:44
lose your First Amendment rights for that. Anyway,
28:48
they didn't mention that it lost ground to flavors
28:50
with more stuff in them, like cookies
28:52
and cream and chocolate chip cookie dough
28:55
has had a real surge over the years.
28:57
You can't tell.
28:58
That by looking a found the Walmart
29:01
that chocolate cookie dough has become
29:03
more popular. I haven't noticed any
29:06
other changes in society that
29:08
would fit in with that knowledge.
29:11
Wow, all right, Hang on a second.
29:13
Are twenty off jam
29:15
a cookie in there?
29:16
Maybere's some cake, chocolate chip
29:18
cookie dough, syrup
29:21
frosting.
29:22
That's what I want?
29:26
Wow? Wow Okay.
29:27
So, and then the other alternative is here's
29:30
your top ten ice cream flavors,
29:32
and they don't list them, They just meld
29:35
them. They mentioned now number four and five
29:37
are interesting. Then they get to three. Then later
29:40
they go with nine to three. Well, this one's actually
29:42
in order. Well your top twenty
29:44
one, which is too many. I don't want to ruin this, but
29:46
I spent some time on this.
29:48
If you look up top five ice cream flavors
29:50
or whatever, you will get thirty different lists, and every
29:52
one of them is completely different.
29:55
That's incorrect. This is the definitive list.
29:57
Number five chocolate chip, Number
29:59
four strawberry. We just heard chocolate
30:01
chip has fallen out of favor. America's love is
30:04
melting with him.
30:06
Well, I don't believe your list. I believe my list.
30:08
Number three cookies and cream, Number two
30:10
chocolate, and number one vanilla.
30:12
Vanilla's always number one, though almost. That's
30:14
one thing all the listens did have in common Vanilla's
30:16
number one, which is interesting. People
30:19
like vanilla? Why a delicious
30:21
flavor? How did vanilla become?
30:24
Whether you're talking about a meal, or
30:27
sex or whatever. They use
30:29
vanilla to describe bland
30:31
and boring, even though it's the most
30:34
liked ice cream flavor. An American always has
30:36
been.
30:37
Why you ask why racism?
30:42
As a guy who is interested in words and
30:44
what they mean, where they come from. How would that happen?
30:46
I think it's probably because a lot
30:49
of vanilla stuff was like bad
30:52
industrial vanilla as opposed
30:54
it just means having true vanilla flavor.
30:56
Maybe it just means common as opposed to
31:00
like exciting, So it's a common
31:02
what you're doing is very common. Yeah,
31:05
yeah, that's not being a good flavor.
31:09
Plane.
31:10
Yeah, the concepts are close enough
31:12
to each other the obvious
31:15
choice.
31:17
Maybe I don't know. I don't know. It's
31:19
a great flavor though.
31:21
Anyway, speaking of a frozen trace, I
31:23
thought this was so interesting. The headline grabbed my
31:25
attention, as it might yours. A brazen
31:28
yogurt heist shows how cyber gangs
31:30
are hijacking us goods. I thought,
31:33
what the hell good does it do you to steal
31:35
a bunch of yogurt? How hungry are
31:37
you?
31:38
Do?
31:38
You have twenty kids? I mean, what are
31:40
you gonna do with it? Well, it turns out the story
31:42
is much more interesting than that. There
31:45
is a terrible problem in shipping now
31:47
because of the way the shipping industry works.
31:50
It's called double brokering.
31:51
And they start the story with this guy who he
31:54
had a refrigerated container with fifty thousand
31:56
dollars worth of yogurt and other products
31:59
in it, and he got a call from the
32:01
guys who he thought were the shipper saying,
32:04
hey, we got your fifty grand.
32:05
Worth of yogurt. We're not going to deliver
32:07
it.
32:07
We're going to ruin your reputation unless you give us
32:09
forty grand or something like that. They're extorting
32:12
him, and it's it's
32:14
called double brokering, and
32:16
I guess it's become a huge problem. But swindlers
32:20
pretend to be carriers and
32:22
they get on these what are they
32:25
called a load board, which
32:27
is an online platform that matches shippers
32:29
with carriers.
32:30
I have, you know, half a ton of yogurt.
32:32
I need to get it from New York to Miami, and
32:35
a shipper says, I can do that for you for
32:37
eleven hundred.
32:38
I know a guyho does this for a living. That's what he
32:40
does. He matches people up. Makes pretty good money on it
32:42
too, because.
32:43
It's a really Yeah, it's a great modern efficiency,
32:46
but like everything, especially
32:48
everything that's online, scumbags
32:50
have figured out how to steal and exploit
32:52
it. So they do what's called double brokering. Swindlers
32:55
pretend to be carriers. They take the money
32:58
paid to move the cargo, then higher another
33:00
company, unbeknown to the shipper, to
33:02
complete the task for a lower fee, pocketing
33:05
the difference. Or the swindlers
33:07
can steal the cargo outright and sell
33:10
it lay later. Because nobody's quite sure who
33:12
they are. They claim to be like Jones
33:14
Brother's Shipping, which is really well known and
33:16
appreciated. But they get on these boards
33:19
and they have a fake email address or phone
33:21
number or whatever, and you think the great Jones
33:24
Brothers have your ice cream, and indeed it's these
33:26
scumbags and they steal it.
33:28
I'm sure it happens with watches
33:30
and you know, gasoline
33:33
and all kinds of different things that are being shipped around.
33:36
Hey, kids, it's that time again.
33:40
With Armstrong and Getty.
33:42
I want to say one thing to your children. I
33:45
know some really great ice cream places
33:47
around here.
33:48
Nah, Daddy owes you Hey
33:51
that excitest cream.
33:52
Talk to me afterwards.
33:52
All right, that's Joe Biden's final thought. Here's your host
33:55
form final thoughts, Joe Getty.
33:56
Let's get a final thought from everybody on our crew,
33:59
beginning with our tech their gold director Mike Leinslow
34:01
This.
34:02
Last segment has brought me back to my childhood
34:04
of going to drug stores and getting triple
34:06
scoops of ice cream chocolate, vanilla,
34:08
strawberry, and they were the square
34:11
scoops, big square.
34:12
Scoops were seen a square scoop?
34:14
Oh yeah, was this in America?
34:16
Yep?
34:16
It's perverse, Katie Green, Do you have a
34:18
final thought for us?
34:20
I do.
34:20
My buddy Bill reminded me of this.
34:22
You remember when the reporters were really grilling Biden
34:24
and asked him what his favorite flavor of ice cream was.
34:26
M it was chocolate chip. Oh,
34:29
maybe that's the reason for the decline.
34:31
Could be just become part of that jacob
34:34
our final thought for us?
34:35
Of course, any final thought from Joe Biden might literally
34:38
be his final thought. Oh the
34:40
grave. So he just gave a little speech
34:43
about the bridge collapse and said he's going to go there
34:45
as soon as he can.
34:46
I can't wait till the day we.
34:47
Some we decide that that we don't need the
34:49
president to show up to disasters to
34:51
show that they care or something.
34:53
Is he going to go with a socket set and start
34:55
fixing the bridge?
34:56
Is he going to dive into the icy waters and try
34:59
to save pabies.
35:00
To put on a ball cap and have his sleeves rolled up and
35:02
walk around with a squinty look on his face, and it'll get
35:04
a ton of attention.
35:06
My final thought, also ice cream related. I can't have
35:08
it in the house. I like it too much.
35:09
Ice Cream, like donuts, is one of those things.
35:12
I can't even go there. Huh, so
35:14
I don't. It's a good idea.
35:17
It's hard to stop once you
35:19
You stop when you reach the bottom of the container. That's
35:21
when you stop eating ice cream.
35:22
I don't think I've had a milkshake in a decade.
35:25
Wow, Cause I love.
35:26
Him so much.
35:27
I couldn't do that.
35:28
If I got in the habit, I'd weigh on hundred pounds.
35:30
Go to Sonic can get the peanut butter with bacon
35:32
in it. That milkshake is pretty good.
35:34
I'm sorry it sounded like you said peanut butter with
35:37
bacon.
35:38
Armstrong and Getdy wraping up but other grueling
35:40
four hour workday, so.
35:42
Many people who thanks so little time. Good
35:44
God, that sounds good. Hey good
35:46
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35:47
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35:52
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35:54
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35:57
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35:59
My mood.
36:00
Just say, that's a good milkshake. Don't you move.
36:02
It's a great milkshake.
36:04
The move's weih in and we'll
36:06
see tomorrow. God bless America.
36:10
I'm strong and get it.
36:11
It's simple.
36:12
They love each other absolutely, There's no doubt
36:14
in my mind.
36:14
It is what it is.
36:16
How do you know?
36:17
I know I talked to him. Don't
36:19
you think it's a little eye?
36:21
Oh?
36:21
What the hell are you talking about?
36:23
I haven't said a word, So stop yelling at me.
36:25
When it comes on for you to go, you'll
36:27
have to go.
36:28
I should.
36:32
And on that possibly nightmare
36:35
inducing notes, Thank you all
36:36
Very much, Armstrong and Getty.
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