If you have ever owned a vehicle, you know about the strange things that can happen with them. It’s like they have a mind of their own, and if you don’t treat them nicely, they will leave you stranded in the middle of nowhere and laugh at your tears.

They’re like pets… only worse. You must pamper and feed them, take them in for periodic checkups and ensure their every need is seen to in an expeditious manner. Oh… and see to it they have a name that is properly flattering. After all, a happy vehicle is a reliable vehicle.