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Spencer, Bryan, and Jordan

Ascension To Ten

A weekly TV, Film and Film Reviews podcast
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Ascension To Ten

Spencer, Bryan, and Jordan

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Ascension To Ten

Spencer, Bryan, and Jordan

Ascension To Ten

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Remember when we said we were back in a rhythm and on a strict recording and publishing schedule?  Me neither!!Spenny kicked things off this episode by trying his best to get the show canceled, the bois talk about garage doors, and JAD makes fu
Episode 54: I’m gonna kill these birds, right? || Birdemic: Shock and Terror Movie ReviewLet’s do this! Birdemic is in the building, ladies and gentlemen! This has been long awaited, and we had to roll without Bryan to get it done.Wowwie! This
We’re in Season 2 at last!  That’s right, whatever conditions were previously set for Season 2 to start, uhhh, we met those.  Sure.Anyways, we’re back after yet another long hiatus.  If you’ve stuck around, thank you for your patience!  We real
It’s a trio!  That’s right the whole crew is back and ready to talk about the movie 65, a movie about aliens fighting dinosaurs or something.  JAD talks about softball, gold scooters, staying visible at night, and he even gives an update to a f
Episode 51: Accidental Double Feature || Evil Dead & Army of Darkness Movie ReviewsWell, we finally did. We didn’t watch the same movie, and you’ll see JAD and Spenny scramble to put together a double movie review without the other ever seeing
The bois jumped through a time vortex and are back to do a bit of podcasting.   Highlander was on deck this week, but we’ve been gone so long, we forgot how to review it.  That actually has more to do with all the stories we told.  Spenny went
Episode 48: LoTR Poor Man Rewrite || In The Name of The King Movie ReviewThe bois have been sitting on this one for a while. Both pre and post production. Its finally time to unveil the most ridiculous movies we’ve watch in a while and that inc
The bois did something new this week by reviewing a good movie.  Velocipastor might not have anything to do with velociraptors or pastors, but it does contain everything a movie needs in a convenient runtime.  The movie is basically animorphs,
Episode 46: Thumb War JoxA movie about huge robots with a boring plot? Sounds like a good recipe for the Ascension To Ten podcast. The bois review Robot Jox from 1989. It was a lame version of Pacific Rim.Spenny talks about karaoke and the bois
Another week, another setup change.  This is the first episode the bois finally implement the technology JAD has wanted this entire time: green screen editing.  The bois are the only thing holding themselves back at this point.  This week we br
So we did another low-budget Steven Seagal movie (“Code of Honor” if it even matters).  This one is so bad that Spenny had to put JAD in a timeout and restricted his movie selections moving forward.  It’s a real stinker.  Hopefully this episode
Episode 43: The Clown QuestWell, well, well, another Van Damme film, this time The Quest. Frankly, we don’t really know what the real plot line was, but it's obvious Van Damme didn’t either, as this was his first film as director. Its something
Hello?Is anyone there?We’re back!After a three month break, the bois get back in the studio to do very  important things, such as talk about clothes, hair, running indoor marathons, a critical lack of magnets, paying to park, drinking, and its
Episode 41: Phantom Summer to ForgetWith JAD out of pocket for a minute to enjoy little baby Sloane. He leaves the fate of the show to Spenny. In Turn, Spenny calls in a familiar face to help, and Bry answers the call! This week we are reviewin
Spenny and JAD sit down for a special episode announcing JAD's first child, Sloane.  No movie or clowning this week, just happy words on becoming a dad; although Spenny does manage to sneak in a TD. While A2TEN isn't going anywhere, the next co
Episode 40: Black Adam Bad?This was another listener's recommendation to do Black Adam. Thank you, Zach and Derek. It was surprisingly a really enjoyable film. JAD and Spenny didn’t have much to say about it other than they enjoyed the movie an
Episode 39: BatBoi vs. IcedManThis movie is another fan recommendation from our listener, Doug. We are reviewing Batman and Robin. Man, this is a sequel to Batman forever, but they lost Val Kilmer to The Saint, so they got a TV actor named Geor
Episode 38: Winning by TyingWe had an incredible fan recommendation from a show friend, Taylor. Cosmoball (2020). It is a Russian Sci-fi film. The premise is around this game called Cosmo Ball, which is soccer meets Tron. It took the bois by su
Episode 37: Ascensions are EasySpenny picked the movie this week; Earth Girls Are Easy (1989). It stars Geena Davis, Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carry, and Damon Wayans. It is over the top Sci-fi musical comedy. It has weird furry aliens that somehow ca
Episode 36: Miami Vice on IceCOLD ZONE! the bois are reviewing the film, Cold Zone. It’s a made-for-TV movie from Canada. A Miami family who vacations to Alaska each week comes up when the world’s largest ice hurricane hits and it follows the i
The bois wanted to do a year in review, but this came out after 2022 ended and three months before the one year anniversary, so we are doing a YTD for the show.  We discuss Avater 2 in extra dimensions, a movie about Bigfoot or something, and t
Seagal is in the house this week, and he could not care less. The film is Born to Raise Hell, 2010. This film proves that Seagal only cared about karate chopping his way through bad guys. This is one of over 185 movies he’s done. Who keeps lett
JAD’s fond childhood memory of Mission to Mars is torn to shreds this week.  I guess movies that seem cool as a 12 year old don’t always hold up 22 years later, especially when the movie actually just sucks.The bois were sick this week, so plea
Episode 32: Uncrustable HeMans "I HAVE THE POWER," says HeMan only once in this week's film, The Masters of the Universe. It features Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella, and Courtney Cox. Gwildor invents a cosmic key but has no idea how it works, S
First off, thank you to Alex Meland for bringing Space Mutiny to our attention.  We had a great time reviewing what I can only describe as a dollar store Star Wars.  Consider a future in which the LAST remaining survivors of a doomed Earth ban
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