This is a short one, to tide you over. But worry not, we will be back next week with the normal amount of chatter & advice to fill your earholes so that you can't think too much, staving off existential angst for at least a little while longer (that's why everyone listens to podcasts right?). For a change of pace, we answer questions and rag on straight dudes! But seriously, we answer a plethora of YOUR advice questions, if plethora means like 2 or 3, which I'm not going to look up. Can a straight dude be sexually satisfied without putting his dick in a puss? Why is straight sex the worst sex (objectively! According to science!)? And what's up with lesbians and processing? Also, who's the bigger token? (It's Paola, but each of us is a token in our own special way).