Hosts Ryan and Emmi are back with some curds of knowledge. Reading, reflecting and getting wild cheesy with it on this weeks horoscope for the week of 9/12-9/18. Life's not always gouda, gotta remember to check in with yourself and stand up for

Finance and feels pair with cheese: we be whinin': 08/8- 8/14

Aug 29th, 2018 22m 51s

Hosts Emmi & Ryan talk a lot this week about $MONEEEEYYY$. Were material girls living in material world and it stresses us out sometimes. Hear our readings for the week of 8/8 - 8/14 from the AMAZING Jessica Lanyadoo (who now has a podcast on A

You are not Prov-alone, Emmi & Ryan are here with you: 6/20-6/26

Jul 15th, 2018 39m 52s

Summer Solstice is here and ya girls at Astrolocheeze HQ aren't gonna leave you hanging any longer. Hosts Emmi & Ryan have been on a bit of a hiatus so here's an episode pre-recorded on June 22nd, fresh outta the cheese vault just for you! We g

Boursin for Bourdain: 6/6-6/12

Jun 12th, 2018 36m 38s

Hosts Emmi & Ryan trying a new show setup this week. This episode was a super blue cheese emotional one. It was recorded on Friday June 8th when Anthony Bourdain passed away. He was an inspo to them and will leave a big hole in their hearts. Th

Gotta have that cheesy Fon-DUEEE attitude not Fon-DON'T : 5/15-5/22

May 18th, 2018 18m 3s

Hosts Emmi & Ryan are back on the horse and getting DEDICATED AF to their listeners with weekly episodes coming back at ya. Breaking down the week fo 5.16-5.22. It hasn't been as smooth as brie this week, but they ain't letting things mold like

Curds & Whey not Turds like Kanye: 4/25-5/1

May 4th, 2018 18m 19s

Hosts Emmi and Ryan are gone for one week and someone let's Kanye back on twitter? Well dry your eyes because the CHEEZE QUANES R BACK and ready to slang that hot raclette! Listen in as they recap last week's horoscope outcome and reflect on ho

Brie-lieve in yourself it only gets Feta: 4.4-4.11.2018

Apr 20th, 2018 19m 59s

Hosts Emmi and Ryan are back getting cheezay and finally recovering from mercury in gatorade. ITS OWT BLESS UP Y’ALL. They recap last weeks horoscope outcome and read and reflect on the week to come. This episode was recorded Tuesday 4/17. List

Burrata & Mercury in Gatorade: a match made in heaven.

Apr 9th, 2018 25m 34s

Hosts Emmi and Ryan are back with more heat and cheese for this week. Recapping last weeks horoscope outcome and reading and reflecting on the week to come. This episode was recorded last Thursday 4/5 when the Jersey Shore Reunion premiered but

Gouda Friday, Gouda Horoscope: Week of 3.21-27 2018

Mar 30th, 2018 9m 2s

Hosts Emmi and Ryan read each other’s horoscopes to each other and reflect on what it all means in the inaugural episode of Astrolo-cheese. Shout out / all credit to Jessica Lanyadoo Astrologer for thehoodwitch.com where we got the horoscopes f

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