"With his cool, cool flattop.  Yeah, cool, cool, cool flattop. Hey, cool, cool, cool flattop. Oh, cooooolllll, yeah, cool! Be mine, with the cool flattop." -Kool Flattop by the Horrorpops

Jesus Christ...really? Really?!?

As shocking as this  might be to all of you, Chris and Matt are not exactly perfect. I know. Shocking. Because like attracts like, in this episode, Chris and Matt are going to discuss those almost perfect albums, just one great song after another, and then you get to it. You get to THAT song. The song that is just an abomination in the ears of God and man. The song that was dead on arrival. The song that isn't good enough to be labeled "filler". Ugh. This is an upsetting episode. (Not really.  Chris and Matt don't take themselves seriously. Neither should you.)

No artist is safe. No band is protected. No album is immune. Chris and Matt are going to slay some sacred cows, and they're going to bring to your attention the times someone should have really thought better about their track listing.

Did you honestly expect a Spotify playlist for this episode of horrors? Chris and Matt aren't that cruel.

Thank you for listening, and we hope you enjoy the episode!