Man, it's a hot one Like seven inches from the midday sun Well, I hear you whispering in the words, to melt everyone But you stay so cool My muñequita, my Spanish Harlem, Mona Lisa You're my reason for reason The step in my groove And if y

A Dog's Purpose

Jan 30th, 2019 51m 58s

A devoted dog (Josh Gad) discovers the meaning of its own existence through the lives of the humans it teaches to laugh and love. Reincarnated as multiple canines over the course of five decades, the lovable pooch develops an unbreakable bond w

Tony Time

Jan 21st, 2019 48m 32s

Meet Tony Provolone. With an accent only a mother could love, is this cheese Italian enough? www.patreon.com/austinandmaxarefriends

My 600 Pound Wife

Jan 15th, 2019 45m 54s

Trump fed the troops what?!?!?! www.patreon.com/austinandmaxarefriends

One Small Step for Man

Jan 6th, 2019 47m 35s

Space, dating, and irrigation. www.patreon.com/austinandmaxarefriends

Criminal Intent

Dec 18th, 2018 47m 3s

Bad boys, bad boys. Fuckin' just donate, please www.patreon.com/austinandmaxarefriends

Hingeworthy

Dec 9th, 2018 54m 30s

We're back. Email your suggestions on how to get us girlfriends: [email protected] www.patreon.com/austinandmaxarefriends

David Spade and Buster Keaton

Nov 19th, 2018 52m 41s

A story of one man's journey into madness, sweet ribs, and Boursin Cheese. I feel very sick and so do you. www.patreon.com/austinandmaxarefriends

The Place Beyond the Tubes

Nov 12th, 2018 46m 58s

If I were a rich man, we'd all be plugging each other. www.patreon.com/austinandmaxarefriends www.twitter.com/austin_max_pod

Mommy Dearest

Nov 6th, 2018 47m 32s

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys. www.patreon.com/austinandmaxarefriends

Depression and Anxiety

Oct 27th, 2018 57m 56s

Tune in www.patreon.com/austinandmaxarefriends Max in Sioux Fals

An Orgy a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

Oct 22nd, 2018 51m 3s

What's your dream orgy? Rate and review us. Please. Don't make us beg. www.patreon.com/austinandmaxarefriends Max in Sioux Falls

Sober as a Bird, Drunk as Skunk

Oct 17th, 2018 1h 1m

Leave us a review! We clearly have no direction. We've got a show this Friday: Free show this Friday with some of our favorites 214 Sumpter Street in Brooklyn 9 PM Here's the event if you're nice like that www.patreon.com/austinandmaxarefrien

Chaim Potok's: My Name is Asher Lev

Oct 11th, 2018 46m 12s

This isn't gonna go over well at the mahjong game tomorrow.... www.patreon.com/austinandmaxarefriends If this doesn't get us on Rush Limbaugh, I don't know what will.

A Star is Corn

Oct 8th, 2018 48m 5s

Austin is opening for Louie all weekend. Please rate and review us. I mean, goddamn. We do this every fucking week and y'all just act like you're too good to leave a review. What the hell? We're not here for your entertainment, I just real

The Joe Rogan Episode

Oct 5th, 2018 44m 4s

We kinda went off the rails here... If you know anything about anything we're talking about, don't you dare correct us. www.patreon.com/austinandmaxarefriends

Sleepers

Oct 2nd, 2018 51m 49s

One day we're gonna take this seriously, but until then, Max tries to laugh through a trauma. Austin makes fun of Jews. www.patreon.com/austinandmaxarefriends Seriously though, I know that not everyone knows how to laugh at something like

I Want to Die on Trash Day

Sep 26th, 2018 40m 51s

How do you want to go? Who will you be? What's your dream sea lion? www.patreon.com/austinandmaxarefriends

Mother Magnet

Sep 25th, 2018 48m 8s

I'm really not proud of us. www.patreon.com/austinandmaxarefriends

The Episode About 69

Sep 22nd, 2018 35m 27s

Max gets kink shamed. Austin went viral. It took a little bit because Austin said his whole social security number like a ding dong. www.patreon.com/austinandmaxarefriends

The 69 Episode

Sep 19th, 2018 35m 27s

Well. It's a kink shame episode. Austin went viral and Max is apparently into weird shit. I don't know, just come to our live show this Friday and be a pal. https://www.facebook.com/events/862700764118910/ www.patreon.com/austinandmaxare

Would You Rather?

Sep 18th, 2018 45m 11s

Welp. This one's weird. www.twitter.com/austin_max_pod www.patreon.com/austinandmaxarefriends

EXCLUSIVE: Frankie Tells All

Sep 12th, 2018 48m 54s

Oh boy. We have a live show coming up! September 21st on a roof in Bed Stuy- message us for the details. Meet Frankie, a cannibalistic fly who was there when some things went down. This is an Austin and Max EXCLUSIVE interview with someone w

WE INTERVIEWED HERMAN CAIN!

Sep 5th, 2018 48m 2s

We bust our boy Stedman out of the joint. Y'all know Stedman, Oprah's housewife. Anyways, it's a big move for the boys. www.patreon.com/austinandmaxarefriends