Where have we been? The real question is: where haven't we been? And the answer, as it is for so many other people, is "crying while staring wistfully at the Yelp page for our favorite gastropub, pausing now and then to lob a can of tomato soup at a Department of Homeland Security stormtrooper." We found our microphones after our record-setting 74th move in the span of a year and talk pending elections, anti-capitalist rhetoric, Dua Lipa, and a lot of mispronounced German.