We're back! This week, Katie and Chris watch...well, basically just softcore porn. We're doing a blind commentary to the 2001 direct to video b-movie, Battle Queen 2020. It stars Julie Strain, Julie Strain's breasts, a murder of Canadians, and

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B-BITES: Top 5 Most Wanted Movie Props

May 31st, 2020 25m 52s

Katie and Chris countdown their Top 5 most wanted genre movie props. What are your holy grail collector's pieces? Holler at us and let us know!Shoot us a [email protected] us!@btrothed on twitter@btrothedpod on instagram

10. Parents (1989)

May 28th, 2020 2h 12m

Have you ever...fuck it, this movie is great. Watch it, then listen. Seriously, why aren't you watching it yet? RANDY EFFING QUAID is in this?! He's brilliant in it. It's directed by Bob Balaban, who played Ilana Glazer's dad on Broad City...wh

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B-BITES: Kinder-trauma VHS Covers

May 16th, 2020 54m 45s

A small child walks alone through a video rental store in the early to mid 1990's. Passing the bright orange cassettes of Nickelodeon and the puffy clam shells full of Disney princesses they venture into forbidden territory. It is the stuff of

9. Little Monsters (1989) - NETFLIX COMMENTARY

May 12th, 2020 1h 54m

Remember when you were a kid and you built over engineered traps for monsters that lived under you bed until that one time you caught one and mercilessly tortured it to the verge of death before befriending it and going to your bully's house to

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B-BITES: Are You Afraid of the Dark S2 E2, The Tale of the Midnight Madness (1993)

May 6th, 2020 47m 40s

Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, we bring you this week's mini episode about a seminal piece of kinder trauma. The first (of many I'm sure) B-Bites on an episode of the 90's Nickelodeon (or YTV, if ya nasty) classic, Are You

8. Cat-Women of The Moon (1953)

May 2nd, 2020 1h 33m

At a time when women were women, men aged prematurely, and the moon was inhabited by a race of underground alien women who all look like Debi Mazar, there was Cat-Women of The Moon! Katie and Chris take you to a far off place where all the wome

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B-BITES: Reboot/Recast- Brain Damage

Apr 27th, 2020 32m 22s

On the first B-Trothed Bites mini episode, we kick things off with a round of Reboot/Recast! Katie and Chris share their fantasy cast list and pitch each other their takes for a Brain Damage reboot.Shoot us a [email protected] u

7. Brain Damage (1988)

Apr 26th, 2020 1h 33m

Ever been tripping on fresh squeezed brain juice from your symbiote and been inadvertently forced to listen to your brother have sex with your girlfriend? Well, have we got a flick for you! This time Katie and Chris get gloopy and gross with Fr

6. The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

Apr 18th, 2020 2h 8m

What happens when a feminist writer/activist writes a parody of slasher movies in which a deranged male killer stalks and hunts down young women only to penetrate them with his comically large drill bit/penis analogue? Then, THAT movie gets cha

5. TerrorVision (1986)

Apr 14th, 2020 1h 44m

Do you want your MTV? Do you swing? You need a road beer? What're your thoughts on a gloopy Jacuzz? What the shit are we talking about? Katie and Chris will guide you through this slimy ball of 1986 Charles Band cheese known as, TERRORVISION! Y

4. Dog Soldiers (2002)

Apr 12th, 2020 2h 46m

HOLY HELL! A REALLY GOOD ONE! This time, Katie and Chris dive into the 2002 Neil Marshall (The Descent, Game of Thrones) classic, Dog Soldiers. If you wrapped every great werewolf movie up in a box with the first act of Predator, shoved it into

3. Caged Heat (1974)

Apr 7th, 2020 2h 40m

Katie and Chris dive into the seedy, sleazy, naked and violent world of "Women in Prisons" films with 1974's Caged Heat. Written and Directed by Jonathan Demme (Silence of the Lambs, Philadelphia), and released by Roger Corman, this movie prove

2. Neon Maniacs (1986)

Apr 4th, 2020 2h 28m

Sometimes a gem comes along and leaves you wanting more, in this case you need more because they didn't finish filming all of it. Katie and Chris tackle the 1986 (could've been a classic had they finished filming the entire script) film, Neon M

1. Tammy and The T-Rex (1994)

Mar 31st, 2020 1h 49m

Katie and Chris dive into the glorious 1993 clusterfuck known as Tammy and The T-Rex, aka Tanny and The T-Rex, aaka Tammy and The Teenage T-Rex. Baby Paul Walker(RIP Brian Earl Spillner/O' Connor), Denise Richards, and a borrowed animatronic di

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