Dll Hell musical arrangement by Reddit user arilotter.
http://www.reddit.com/user/arilotter
Lyrics:
My references are missing,
Though some seem to be doubled.
Spent lots of time compiling,
but my builds seem to be troubled.
Namespaces are hexing
When you've got some code to sell.
I'm damning IDEs right now.
I'm stuck in dll hell.
My screen is filled with red lines,
Exceptions stop my code.
I wish my education
Had taken me down a different road.
Microsoft is laughing,
I'm no longer feeling well.
My GAC is all poluted,
and I'm stuck in dll hell.
Cascading web.configs have
Made me lose my sense of time.
My brain is so damn tired,
I'm not sure that I can... uh... make the lines sound the same.
I'm disowning Visual Studio,
I long for my Linux Shell.
They'll never find Steve Ballmer
Once I'm out of dll hell.