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You two are bad friends. Who are
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these two idiots? Woo! White
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dude and Asian dude. You
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two are disgusting. Woo! Well,
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you two are something. We're bad friends.
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Her attitude's already stinky. She
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has a stinky attitude already, dude. You're
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telling me she stinks already? Put
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the mic as close to her mouth. I don't think
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she physically smells good, but I
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think her attitude is stinky. What do
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you think the... What are you guys
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doing? Don't...
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Hand it to her nice, dude. That's a celebrity,
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dude. Jesus. Is she? Wow.
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Yeah, she is. Oh, whoa, dude. You don't
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have to wear these. You don't have to. No, but it
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helps to hear your own sound. Don't do that. Don't do
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that. You don't want to fuck up your hair. Don't do
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that here. Don't do that here. Then throw it down. Or
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just put it wherever. Just hold it. Please
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hold it. Thank you. I love these
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slacks. The buttons on the side
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are cool. Is this... Fashion. What
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grandma's couch is this made out of? I was waiting for
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that. I got you pants, by
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the way. I got you a gift. Where do you find those? You
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don't buy those, but where do you find them? I
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got you a gift for real, because I know you like fashion. Oh, I
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got gifts. No, you don't. I have
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a ring. Unthoughtful. That's a ring that a fan
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gave you. But you like Korean? Korean
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what? Korean rings. What
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is that? That ring is from the Korean
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War. Korean War. Okay. You know we
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had a war, right? This is fun. I
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got you pants. I
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got you pants. I got you pants. Yeah.
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You did? Yeah, I got you pants. You've never got me
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pants. You know what
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I got you? If
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you say career, it's gonna
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really bother me, dude. You
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said it. No, that's what you feel. I
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didn't say it. You said it. Yeah, I had one
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before. Not great. Yeah. But
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I had one. Oh,
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you know what? It was a little... Nicky the Stig-a-Nicky
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has really gotten your head, my friend. Ricky
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Snicky has really gotten his head. Number one
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on Amazon. Yeah, number one on Amazon. Um.
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I did get you a gift. these are for
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you. These are pants for this. These are easy
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sleazy pants about you easy pants. I'm not kidding
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at all. He's up. There. Use
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pants. Got. An open him
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Up So sexy. Open them up for seeing as a. Look
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at that whole that up. what do you
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think? Think he's somewhere suffer as the like
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Also love lamb those voters as are you
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easy. So why the so big their her
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size. Erotically
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who are pretty sure they are. A
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little more hammer. As
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it is vague about just say okay A
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were you saying. Your. Attitude
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right now is different. Gotten introduce
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our guest. Bobby Alto
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as. Fast
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as funny as a. Little
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gem with bobby all toss out off. Are
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you Jewish now? Do
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you want to be? Put.
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Up with question. Or that's a
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silly one. Yeah, you, you? You
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aren't us. Are you sure? I'm.
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Sure,
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