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bad friends. Who are these two idiots? Woo.

1:35

I do. I'm an Asian dude. You

1:38

two are disgusting. Well,

1:40

you two are something. They're bad

1:42

friends. What do they call transition lenses?

1:44

And that's very progressive. These aren't transition. They're going to

1:47

stay this way the whole time. Oh, wow. I have

1:49

to change glasses. It takes all the cool out of

1:51

sunglasses. When did you do the ...

1:54

Have you ever had the transition lenses? I had

1:56

them for a while, and then I was told they were not cool. Wait,

1:59

why are they not cool? I don't know some

2:01

girl told me that and I listened to her. Oh, you

2:03

gotta listen to girls. Yeah. Yeah, are you married? I'm married.

2:05

Yeah, I can't believe that it's hard to put a miracle.

2:08

Yeah, you know where you Where

2:10

you had his wedding where downtown LA 4th

2:12

of July the only way to go They

2:17

fit right in with all the tents down there Got

2:21

a good tent for the weekend Is

2:23

she Jew or what? She is not Jew. Okay,

2:25

so thank you for asking not you not you

2:28

Wow Wow The status symbol among white people

2:30

not Jew is the is the step. Okay, that's what you're

2:32

supposed to say. Not you Yeah, not you Bobby

2:34

is interested in dating a Jewish woman. Can you

2:36

have ever had one acquire him? We never had

2:38

one ever never one. Yeah, I think you could do that.

2:41

How do you though? I know We

2:52

do want to get him he's never dated a Jewish girl

2:54

and I said why why we're in Los Angeles like how

2:57

not and Just what

2:59

he says he can't land any Jewish girl. Well, I've

3:01

been hooking up with Arabs You

3:07

like a little sideburn on your lady, yeah, I

3:09

mean they never used to like me, huh, but not with

3:11

this new fame Yeah, my options

3:13

have opened when they have the same kind of mustache

3:15

him in the Arab women But they have

3:17

it down there. They have it down there That's

3:20

what we're looking for on the sheaths of sunset

3:22

you coming in Season

3:26

cliffhanger Yeah,

3:29

you like giggling boys, yeah, I

3:31

love it too These

3:33

boys are our did you meet did everybody meet

3:37

Our nice production team of ragtag

3:39

individuals Midsits and me

3:41

and Carlos is a 97

3:45

days sober a little bit over a hundred. Oh, it's

3:47

over a hundred now. That's great, dude. Congrats. You guys

3:49

a David tell fans Yeah, what

3:52

was let me an album? No, no Well,

3:55

that's a great I only have one I know That's

4:02

a good test. Fancy doesn't know. Andres doesn't

4:04

know. Is that in Spanish? Yeah. Do

4:07

you have any stuff in Spanish for him? Mm, do I

4:09

have any? I was gonna give him a comb. I mean,

4:11

with the bear. How's it getting here, buddy? Power

4:14

glider. Huh? Yes. Yeah,

4:17

yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

4:21

Do you really

4:23

have a multicultural feel going on in here? I love

4:25

it. What do you mean? Would you

4:27

look at me in saying that? You're not paying

4:30

anybody. Can

4:33

I say one thing, guys? You go ahead. Have we

4:35

started yet, or is this what you guys do? This is what we do. Tailgate. No,

4:38

we just kind of get going. We just kind of get going. Move it

4:40

in. This is the podcast that I've been dying to do. I'm

4:42

out here promoting and promoting. I'm like, when do I get to sit with these guys?

4:44

Yeah. And I'm sitting in the,

4:46

this is awesome. I remember these in that movie

4:48

Wonka. That's

4:51

what happens when you're bad and they put an oompa

4:53

loompa in the air. They have a talk down. Because

4:55

they can't get out of those. We actually

4:58

got those, there was a estate sale. We got those

5:00

from Puff Daddy's house right here that they raided. Wow.

5:03

Yeah, they put those on the lawn. I was going to say, after Pee Wee died,

5:05

this is his, ran out of

5:07

the playhouse. The reading of his will. So

5:11

let's introduce. Please do. May

5:13

I? Please, I just said. All

5:15

right, so the first time I met Dave was

5:18

years ago, this guy named Ned.

5:20

Remember Ned? Ned. Carlos

5:22

Garcia. Oh, okay. You

5:25

know him by his superpower, dude. Super power,

5:27

Ned. Super, super. Yeah. And we

5:29

did a tour, remember that tour we did?

5:31

Uh-huh. That was a big deal for us.

5:34

Yeah, yeah. Back then, Ned was like,

5:36

I'm going to get the biggest white dude, the biggest black

5:38

dude. Because I was the only Asian he

5:40

knew. Who was the biggest black dude? Who was

5:42

a DC, not DC Curry. Was it DC Curry?

5:44

No. I don't remember a plan like

5:46

that, but I remember it was like a big deal tour. It

5:48

was like a theater tour. Yeah, yeah. Outdoor

5:50

venues. Yeah. I think Alfie

5:52

was on some of those. Yeah, yeah. It was

5:54

huge. It was huge. It was a big tour I've

5:56

ever done in terms of theaters.

5:58

Amphitheaters. Amphitheatre or not, they're

6:01

like three for three thousand, Twenty five hundred. Yeah.

6:03

I dorma. I don't really I remember bombing

6:05

that's all or no no no no I

6:07

don't actually well he would do to talk

6:10

for me like you know this guy com

6:12

and out. I think he's funny use the

6:14

he's. A soda like

6:16

the alarm is crowd you know? Yeah, it

6:18

was a good Mexican ground. Know. Really?

6:20

Yeah, Yeah, we're a pretty Mexican yeah,

6:23

so they loved you. Let. It

6:25

out I was. I was so green. Every.

6:27

You to good alarm and that even when you

6:29

were green you're still little yellow. So it is You

6:32

got through. Your

6:35

levy do you do the hard look at you

6:38

as your I. See

6:40

a lot of hard off again that. Oh.

6:44

Hours no doubt. About

6:46

that honey, a dozen to be caught,

6:48

laugh at is officially out. Llewellyn Louis.

6:52

This. Is my i'm just my history with i'm

6:54

used to live in L A Yes or from

6:56

Allah Yeah. And. I wish

6:58

right together this ah freedom in

7:01

us. When

7:05

Louis use the right newer dear of. All

7:08

right you. You know what I do

7:10

a kid you know which was really

7:12

sweet. your eyes, the on your face

7:15

gets all read and write your about

7:17

India he's a he's a phenomenal i

7:19

know writer and I know loses referred

7:21

through. Anyone sitting

7:23

there smoke and like looking over

7:25

your shoulder. Good stuff Louis. Pieces

7:28

of. Sorry

7:30

they have more than a decade

7:33

ago at a restaurant say I

7:35

got secrets of this. Is it

7:37

the hydrocolloids? Remorse or is as

7:39

good as a lawyer? Or.

7:41

Why I always loved him As you've always like

7:43

you use do a gray says they would love

7:46

you and as you than you'd come running off.

7:48

And. as he remained ago. I. Gave you an

7:50

hour or I don't know. Why

7:53

I should be up there every now and i'm

7:55

like flood that had a was like two hours

7:57

a are they were really have integrated may have

7:59

the like. The only way I'd I'd like to.

8:01

I still do it. I am. I still do. Had

8:03

his you. Know as

8:05

the i feel exactly the same way. I'm like

8:07

yeah I want out. I went out and hear

8:10

ya of them or would you you who you

8:12

go through all you material as you look at

8:14

the clock at six thirty three minutes if I

8:16

hit our aid as a guy doesn't have to

8:18

do improv, the city or hate it. So

8:22

Luis arise yeah that's right is a brother

8:24

were the best job riders are at it.

8:26

I have a better guide us was reading

8:28

room or on the I'm we were on

8:30

the as they come together. Oh.

8:32

My god this is Craig has it disagrees

8:34

a T T as he did I buy

8:36

this is my the as a raid Bobby

8:38

story guys in the early aughts this is

8:41

our we were i'm all you are regular

8:43

on the succumb to I was mad T

8:45

v okay but known as is another we're

8:47

on thing called use car smell the a

8:49

new car smell new car smell a A

8:51

guys that they were really cool they want

8:53

to com it's all fuck that there was

8:55

also wrote them of good they aren't well

8:57

I would want to get into a second

8:59

I was you Me and Jimmy Stewart yes

9:01

and online actor. Totally not actors.

9:03

And. They have given me these long like set

9:06

up so the regular people to get the like

9:08

system like lotta I kids I can do. I've

9:10

been on a one of the like a red

9:12

fox and like right and on the walls and

9:14

stuff they wait yet so I'm not even on

9:16

the saying right Brooke Shields know see either you

9:19

were like a special guest. As noted I was

9:21

a real i was sealed with in it the

9:23

other guy the league guys like a great actor

9:25

and he was or rolling his eyes every time

9:27

I my mouth. And what's in the

9:29

name of their but he was like a

9:31

really good Oliver server. Mcdonalds yeah yeah was resulting

9:33

is I was regular a plot of not

9:35

yet Anyway, you and I at All that

9:37

is a You and I and Jimmy we're all

9:40

going indoor season then we be smoking outside

9:42

of Faith Yeah and every time. I believe this

9:44

is like on though warm up or whatever

9:46

it is a dry run through some weed or

9:48

announces same thing I can act. I. Had

9:51

a fireman job get my stuff now because it going

9:53

to fire me by life outta here. Yeah there's like

9:55

when you said that and then I felt like a

9:57

so much better like. a great are not the only

10:00

non-actor here. Yeah. But you were killing

10:02

it and then it went on and

10:04

then finally we were doing in front

10:06

of a crowd. You know that? Yeah,

10:08

yeah. And then the real actors, they were

10:10

like stumbling on the lines but we were rocking it because we

10:12

were like totally horning it up to the crowd like, I

10:14

don't know. Whatever you say,

10:16

JJ. You know, like

10:18

we were totally to coming. Yeah, yeah. And then Mitch

10:21

Hedberg died. A lot happened in that week. It was

10:23

a big week. I'm not kidding.

10:25

Was that the week? That was the week.

10:27

Oh my God. Wow. There

10:29

it is. New car smell. Yeah.

10:32

Look at the full screen. Let me see what it is. This

10:34

is a full pilot. Can you imagine, Bobby, if that went? Can

10:36

you imagine we'd be retired now? I would have been fired.

10:38

Look at Dave. No, no. Oh, there he

10:40

is. Look at that. Awesome. I

10:43

will say it's weird to not see you in all black. I love it. And

10:45

that look is still really in, you know?

10:47

Yeah. Mostly in the Middle East. How

10:49

come you're dressed up? Somehow dressed

10:51

up you look sleazier. And I

10:53

hate it. Well,

10:56

can I tell you my experience on that real quick? The work

10:58

shield, by the way, is so... She's very cool. She

11:01

was very cool. I hated her. Why?

11:03

I fucking hate her. I like her. No, I don't

11:06

give a fuck. Get out of your podcast. Oh, wait.

11:09

I have to leave. Wait, what did you not like about

11:11

her? What did you... Am I editing out of that thing?

11:13

Yeah, I can't find you. You can't find me. Look at

11:15

me lurking in the back. Dude, you're

11:17

such a good lurker, though. What's going

11:19

on over there? No,

11:21

I had to go there because I was overacting so

11:23

much. They had to push me back. They had to

11:25

push me way back. You can't even stand natural. I'm

11:28

standing in a weird way. That's a

11:30

Meisner I'm using. You can't find me

11:32

in there, right? Well, you think they scrubbed you? You think

11:34

they cut you? That's you, right? Yeah,

11:36

right. They cut me out.

11:39

So, Fox calls me and

11:41

they go, there's a show called New

11:43

Car Smell. We want you in it. And I go, okay.

11:46

And then they go, but the Cullen brothers don't

11:49

want you in it. The guy who made you

11:51

go. Although that was their names. Yeah, the Cullen

11:53

brothers. Yeah, right. Not the Cullen

11:55

brothers, the Cullen brothers. Cullen brothers, right? And then they... It

11:58

doesn't seem like a Cullen brothers. caught that,

12:00

Louis. I thought it was the Coen brothers, too. So

12:02

then they go, but they want

12:04

Getty Wananabe. Oh, yeah. Long

12:06

Duk Dong. Yeah, he's great. He

12:10

is, objectively. He's great. I

12:12

would hire over you. Let

12:17

me ask you, friend. Yeah. If you were showrunner, right?

12:19

Yeah. You pick him before me? 100%, not even. I

12:22

wouldn't even think about it. Yeah. So

12:26

you were the backup, basically. Right. So

12:28

they forced me in. And

12:31

Rob Cullen would always pull me aside and go,

12:33

listen, man, you got to learn how to act. I

12:37

can't believe that. Am I in the pilot? They cut me

12:39

out of it, Dave. I thought you did a great job.

12:42

Oh, thank you so much. Honestly, I can't believe

12:44

he would say that. That would ruin your confidence.

12:46

He did. Yeah, it sure did. So he would

12:48

face, fucking, a psyche, seeking you out. Psyching me

12:50

out. And then, like, I had two pages of

12:53

dialogue. It's not worth

12:55

watching, even for Bobby Lee. It's

13:00

a terrible show. Should have never been made. It's a waste

13:02

of time, money and talent. Did

13:05

you just put that in there? Yeah, he just wrote that. Wait,

13:07

go back to the pilot and scrub through it. This guy, he's got

13:09

to be in there. I want to see the image of go back

13:12

to the pilot. I'm not in it, dude. But my point is, is

13:15

I had two pages of dialogue. And by the

13:17

pilot, I had one line. That's

13:22

almost one line. It's

13:24

a restaurant scene. Anyway, it was

13:26

the worst human experience of my life. What did

13:29

Brooke Shields do? And I've seen Rob a couple

13:31

of times since then. I wouldn't even look at

13:33

him. Really? Yeah, yeah. You really? I fucked that

13:35

guy. That's your business. What did Brooke Shields do

13:37

to you that you're so negative about? Well, because

13:39

the showrunners didn't want me, you could feel it.

13:42

And so I was at craft

13:44

service. And in my mind, I'm like, you

13:46

know, you're in Hollywood. I know you're a comic, but let's

13:48

break it. And let's mingle. That shmoos

13:51

it. And then I was sitting by the

13:53

nuts and stuff. And I go, good morning

13:55

to Brooke. Yeah. And

13:57

she Didn't even. Wow. Wow. I wasn't even

13:59

there. The I'm probably take another year I

14:01

This is the scene near. More. We don't. We

14:03

don't see you. Know buffalo

14:05

before the before they start talking. Before

14:08

there's that he title I have a is there

14:11

a mannequin by any chance And there's earth ready

14:13

for this. I'll get. Out do

14:15

oddly a Duke such you. Nice.

14:18

Rack out of it. I was cut out

14:20

of the pilot. Wow, Yeah, so is is

14:22

that this other guy that you mentioned? That

14:25

guy is guy your da, but that's a

14:27

person you're always up against. Know the long

14:29

dog, what happened. Law has. Know

14:32

owners as law are getting What

14:34

an Rb! Work know was

14:36

much older and at that time. He

14:39

had done a couple of movies the are like

14:41

bootleg classics. He was famous. yeah yeah yeah. He

14:43

was a very very sound right so arm and

14:45

I was like the new kid. And.

14:47

Fox is going to get the new kid in. I

14:50

say what labored zebra I'm sure. How. Much

14:52

you know that's what I will. I'm serious. I bet

14:54

you they were like we can just get this because

14:56

I'm sure the pilot you know they overpay like Brooks.

14:58

You'll probably get all the money while they the stars

15:00

that again and then I'm sure with him they were

15:02

like let's look at Rb late. Yeah, so Asian can

15:04

you look Wow The. Leaders

15:06

of I remember him to the nerds yeah

15:09

that was doubled up grass you did. I

15:11

would be like that was the domination. Of

15:14

a wanted to the nerves. Yeah okay yeah

15:16

yeah. I love looking at Bedford Books. I

15:19

know you're so you're so good on that show. Shogun.

15:24

Ff Ff A. Guy

15:27

who are losers? yeah well as well. As

15:32

a people I'd love to see all the

15:34

forces like you had to do like over

15:36

the that must be so crazies. yet I'm

15:38

is abby. There's some good experiences and then

15:40

there has been nightmares. the best ones. Not

15:42

to make it all. Like The Actors Workshop,

15:44

I. Said. As a non actor when

15:47

you work with other comics. as a disco like. Just.

15:49

know you do that's the best that's the best he could

15:51

ever do with it with guys like may yet be to

15:53

me that the by the like immediately like they get it

15:56

they just want to funny they can add a you know

15:58

like you could all these other things out involved so

16:00

I'm always like you know I work with Amy or

16:02

I was working with Michael J I mean like they're

16:04

all so good like Pete you know like there are

16:06

the comics they get it you know yeah get to

16:08

the funny you know yeah yeah so that's that for

16:10

me is cool but I always thought you were good

16:12

actors oh thanks I'm getting

16:14

like I'm serious okay you have

16:17

heart yeah your old writing partner

16:19

but the

16:23

things I've been doing lately are pretty much offers and then

16:25

that when I show up they're like I'll just do you

16:27

it's great yeah so it's been

16:29

it's been easier because you're a great actor you're

16:31

great that's why they want you to do you

16:34

you're a great actor I feel

16:36

there's something behind the complex when

16:38

you're a really good actor they

16:40

just want you to do you

16:43

you're a fucking asshole

16:48

it's not up it's in your face dude not

16:50

the fuck I do like this pink shirt

16:53

that I do think it's cool thanks a rad shirt

16:56

anyway you do last night by the way Dave were you

16:58

at the store last night let's ask were you

17:00

at the store I walked by what are you

17:02

getting at we I've been podcasting my little ass

17:04

off did you not go you didn't get up

17:06

last night I didn't go because we heard I

17:08

heard you were gonna come by they had a

17:11

special guest in the OR and I thought it

17:13

was you who I know it was who's Martin

17:15

Lawrence and again oh yeah wow he did a

17:17

half hour he's doing a theater tour is what the

17:19

rumor was yeah he was working out for

17:22

the theater tour but what fucked up he

17:24

brought me on this great moment but what

17:26

fucked up was he's he's more quiet on

17:28

stage now Wow so they turned up the

17:30

mic like really really loud and

17:32

then he brought me on and my

17:34

first joke I'm like in

17:37

the hole you can tell the audience and then in the

17:39

middle of my joke they turn it way down fucking

17:42

weird and I looked over at the booth and I

17:45

did this and they were like how was it intro

17:47

because they're hit and miss not I will say this

17:49

it was awesome I said Emily goes the

17:51

manager said he's gonna bring you on

17:53

he knows you are I told him about it and I

17:56

thought if he I don't care if he fucked it yeah

17:58

he doesn't know me personally I said it's fine But

18:00

he got it. It was very nice. It was very

18:02

sweet. Because it was his road managers there and they

18:04

rehearsed it before. It was really nice though. Yeah, they

18:06

rehearsed it. Because he could have just been like next

18:08

comic. No, he used to do this. I'm done. And

18:11

then just walk off stage. Natasha has a

18:13

bit about him being rude to her when he

18:15

brings her. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah.

18:17

Yeah. That's on one of her specials, I'm sure. Yeah,

18:19

he was apparently very rude. I don't know. That's always

18:21

low energy now, huh? Well, he's just – I don't

18:23

know. It's weird. He's just much quieter. Yeah,

18:26

adult. Yeah, he's grown. He's

18:29

a little bit older. And like, you know, like we do two shows one night. Yeah.

18:33

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18:35

I'm coming off like a hard – like just

18:37

like, you know, no booze, no nothing anymore. It's

18:39

just being tired and old. Yeah. And

18:42

you're like always messing up the MC's name, you know,

18:44

that kind of thing. All right. I've called

18:46

him a million different names when we're on the show together,

18:48

you know. Thanks, Reggie. You know, it's like – Yeah.

18:52

Yeah. It's not even close. Are you

18:54

sober now for a completely – Oh, for years. For years.

18:56

For how long? So long. I'm going

18:58

to wake up gone. You don't smoke

19:00

weed or anything? No. I know weed is like a

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wow. Are you – I kind of missed out on

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19:11

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21:58

food guy. type so every city you go to do

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you are you one of the guys that you know

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how to pick out the spots you have the there's

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nothing open yeah well the problem he only

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he doesn't drink and he only only eats one

22:09

meal a day after the shows yeah and now

22:11

everything's closed early so it's like yeah I know

22:13

to pick the best waffle house I mean it's

22:15

not option okay it worked for Lance Armstrong hey

22:17

the guy

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from the guy over there what now

22:23

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I know you're one bite away from being a full vampire

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but let's get the palace in Burbank

22:34

please keep going with that all

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22:45

offense in your

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house we love this

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22:53

smiling on Dave you don't wait when you wake up you

22:55

don't eat breakfast no nothing what am

22:57

I a girl for what what

23:00

am I gonna go to school

23:04

so you literally don't anything you know what I got on

23:06

me right now you want to know yeah I got a

23:08

bag of prunes you want to look at it

23:11

I'm hoping like a cop goes what do you

23:14

got in that bag you pull out a bag

23:16

where you can go you lose you have a

23:18

cup of coffee you have a lot of coffee

23:20

a lot of coffee and a lot of cigarettes

23:22

this guy doesn't smoke I really feel bad for

23:24

him yeah you don't mind do you yeah I

23:26

mean I've learned tricks like I keep my jacket

23:28

outside of the green room so it doesn't smell

23:30

no I can't wait to apologize to him at

23:32

his funeral yeah

23:37

how does special go good yeah thanks thanks you I

23:39

mean you had me on your on the other

23:41

podcast which helped a lot and it's great I

23:43

was able to sneak onto your more successful podcast

23:46

new special has so many great jokes in

23:48

it and yes I just

23:50

hit a million views like the other week Wow

23:52

Wow Ali that's great

23:54

doing the intro for it the best the best meeting

23:56

you never heard of it out in it I'm rap

23:58

I'll it's so interesting that you I asked you what

24:00

I'm doing and her to be the intro. Well, I

24:02

didn't I wasn't sure if you guys would do it

24:04

I just you have my way first I had just

24:06

I didn't I asked about this podcast I had to

24:08

sneak in with Dave, you know So like this is

24:11

this I get what I can well and

24:13

also He directed

24:15

it. He produced it. He I

24:17

mean like that's the full tilt Where'd

24:20

you shoot it at the comedy for in Fort

24:22

Collins? Yeah, I didn't have other people working me

24:25

But I'm hands-on with the whole thing it was

24:27

cuz he had to connect to his ski base

24:29

You know, right key man, you're a

24:31

big ski bomb. That's why it's

24:33

a great club But it's still like it's the best

24:35

club you could possibly have in a small town in

24:37

Colorado So you tell them like jokes about Jews and

24:39

blacks and they're like, what are those? But

24:46

no, I'm pretty happy with it, you know, and I love

24:48

that set the art of the set

24:50

You know a brick wall in two waters. What more do

24:52

you need? I Know

24:56

it's no hot. Let's move on. Let's move on Way

25:00

go back to the beginning I'm in the beginning There

25:04

is Bobby's

25:06

in it though. Weren't you just in that scroll through? I think Bobby

25:08

was in there. There he is. Oh There's

25:12

Robert Ali It

25:14

really isn't a beautiful girl. Why would I say that

25:17

about her to you? Look at

25:19

how much prettier she is and never mind All

25:22

right, honestly, dude, look at me right now. It's

25:24

a better Asian. I Honestly,

25:26

I don't know what happened today but dude, but it's

25:29

like it's aggressive Yeah, it is there's something that you're

25:31

doing with your squinchy face and your fucking red face

25:34

I don't like it. You know what? I'm gonna

25:36

say what we're renaming the show. What is this?

25:38

It's very bad. Very bad Today we

25:40

went a new level Dave

25:43

do you you're not married look

25:46

at me I Nothing

25:50

I'm totally I want to meet this Jewish

25:52

girl like you're talking about tell of them

25:55

So you did nothing just zero nothing. Well,

25:57

that's the best thing when you come out

25:59

here There's so many, I was just

26:01

in Austin, the most beautiful, am I

26:03

right? Yeah, beautiful people everywhere. And I'm

26:05

just once again lurking around without the

26:07

tie on. No,

26:10

I don't know buddy, I'm so old. I really, you

26:12

know, I have a lot of

26:14

issues. My mom, I have to take care of

26:17

her, she has dementia, stuff like that. So it's

26:19

a lot of work and luckily she's doing okay.

26:21

But the road is not fun.

26:23

I mean, it's like you go out there, you do your thing,

26:26

maybe you find a place to eat when you're, you know, like

26:28

old. These young pups

26:30

out there of course have some laughs. How about

26:32

you buddy? I mean, I

26:34

can assume on one of these apps you must be the real

26:36

get. No, I'm no

26:39

apps. I'm just a Raja. I'm

26:41

not the Raja. I figured you

26:43

were. I'm on it. Yeah,

26:45

that what it's called. Raya. Yeah, it's

26:47

called Raya. You got banned from a few apps. I

26:49

got banned from all of them, but Raya. Wow.

26:52

Well, guess why this is even better. Why do you think he

26:54

got banned? I can't, I didn't

26:56

know you could get banned. Oh, you can. Was

27:00

it politics? No. Nudity?

27:04

No. No, no. But

27:07

very accurate. Very accurate. Yeah. Is

27:10

your hashtag bring money on the date? You

27:14

got banned from being Asian? How

27:16

dare you? Wow. You son

27:19

of a bitch. He lied about his age. Wow.

27:21

On all of them. That's okay.

27:23

I thought that's okay. Really? Yeah.

27:27

Wow. You know, he was

27:29

reported. I'm 52. And

27:31

what happens is... Wait, that is not even like

27:33

you can't dance around that. Like, did

27:35

I tell you? Well, I kind of lied. I'm about

27:38

19 years old. I mean, you know,

27:40

I don't know what to tell you. Two

27:43

decades is a lie. Yeah.

27:46

But they could just Google me and, you know, my name,

27:48

my age is on the internet. So it's like, that's not

27:50

what I was doing it for. I mean, can't they see

27:52

the picture of you running from the 9-11 tower? He

27:57

said that when we were in 1965. You

28:01

were a grade school, you're a day trader. Yeah,

28:04

no, because when you're 52,

28:06

you get matched on those sides with

28:08

other people, because

28:11

they're younger. I know. Women

28:14

in their 30s are like, they're cut off points 40.

28:17

Okay. Right? So you're

28:19

not getting them in, you know, they're not getting your profile

28:21

in there. And there's a reason for that. I'm

28:26

curious what they're not interested

28:28

in, 52 year old men.

28:30

I understand. But can I, let

28:33

me defend myself. Go ahead. I

28:35

will. Please. Who's

28:38

aggressive now? Yeah, I'm sorry. So

28:42

let me defend myself. Please. I'm

28:44

going to. You're thinking about, well, how? I'm

28:46

not thinking about him. I'm not thinking about him. Dude,

28:48

that's what he does. I'll defend him. I'll defend him.

28:50

He's a young 52, a very young 52. Because

28:55

by going to 34 and I've gotten on dates, you

28:57

know what I mean? And then they go, yeah,

28:59

my, my thing's at 40, but I'm glad I met you.

29:02

It's like, I, I play young. They

29:05

want you to lie. They're forcing you to lie. They're

29:07

forcing you to lie. You're both. You have

29:09

nothing on there. Right?

29:12

All is welcome. That's what it should be called. All

29:16

is welcome. No, it's all famous people. They don't

29:18

want the trash in there. Right.

29:21

Right. Right. Right.

29:24

Right there. Get

29:26

out of here. There should be a scale where like you

29:28

can lie about your age, the amount of money you have

29:30

in your bank account. Yeah. The

29:32

higher the bank account, the more you lie. Wow.

29:35

Yeah. What about the sugar daddy thing? I

29:37

mean, you'd be awesome. Like, I mean, come on, the young, you

29:39

know what I'm saying? Oh yeah. So there

29:41

are sugar daddy sites. You don't want that. Do you want that?

29:44

Yeah. I mean, yeah. But let me

29:46

ask you about the sugar daddy sites. How

29:48

much money are you, if you're a sugar

29:50

daddy, what's the limit here? What do

29:52

you mean? A limit of what you have to spend?

29:54

Yeah. Because I, there are, there are

29:56

sugar days I've been on them. Right.

29:58

And then it's like, yeah. I mean they're asking for a

30:01

certain amount of money. I'm like that's in how much money they're asking

30:03

for So what we say like you know me

30:05

like 50 grand a month. I don't know 50 grand Keep

30:08

them in the lifestyle. I don't just give it a

30:10

lot so much cheaper I know but that's some of

30:12

them are that's his expertise the guy with the backwards

30:14

hat Carlos is a that he loves

30:17

Paid paid friends. Yeah paid friends. Yeah, you don't

30:19

have to go on seeking to get like a

30:21

hot girl though Can we can we go on

30:23

seeking and look at the profiles or no? What's

30:25

seeking? It's a sugar

30:28

daddy. Yeah. Yeah. Can we just

30:30

look at this? Yeah. You see what's available here

30:32

my profile? Yeah,

30:34

he's already um you have one But

30:38

the girl I saw she died like two months

30:40

later. Oh This

30:43

would lead to a cold case Yeah,

30:46

no, but what's even funnier about this is that

30:48

you were on seeking. Yeah, but what you don't

30:50

have any fucking you have no money They're

30:53

not all they're asking you for 50 grand say

30:55

no you're worth right there asking you for $50. Oh Shit

30:59

you get the but you you get the bus

31:02

pass girls they call us salt and pepper daddy

31:05

What does that mean? It means it's not all like

31:07

sugar. Oh Little

31:10

bitter that's a little bit. Yeah, so how much

31:12

money do you think is like

31:14

if a girl goes well I just need three

31:16

grand a month Well, I'm I

31:19

would say no to everything even if I was single

31:21

I'm not fucking paying you four grand to hang out

31:23

That's not that's the I said you had to put

31:25

him up in an apartment and I'm gonna climb around

31:27

the world Yeah, yeah, some were like this is if

31:29

you want a total disconnect and if you but if

31:32

you just yeah Okay, I don't I

31:34

know that no don't do this cuz they're here. You know that's

31:36

not Connecting he wants to find

31:38

love so He's

31:41

lying. Yeah, you know you do this would be

31:43

so weird and you wouldn't get any sort of

31:45

connection whatsoever It'd be fucking weird. Yeah. Well, then

31:47

you have to do it like everyone else in

31:49

the sound you have to shop at that Ralph's

31:51

That's right. That seems to be the place We

31:54

with the rock and roll routes on Sun yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

31:56

Yeah. I remember that's a good one you go down there

31:58

man. It's crazy That

32:00

is a pretty good there's some hot chicks there but more rock

32:04

Yeah, like I also vampires like yourself. You know, I mean you're

32:06

not into it What kind of you just like a you don't

32:08

like tats and stuff like that. They have to be

32:10

taller easy, which is

32:12

everybody Every

32:14

man and maybe taller right they

32:16

have to have some education What

32:20

some form of it? Give

32:23

me some TV. No, what about what about

32:25

street smarts? No It doesn't

32:28

work. Wait a minute. You're you don't have a college

32:30

education. Why do you care? That's why I want to

32:32

breathe like yeah Yeah, you want to breathe with all

32:34

everything? He doesn't have he wants to Yeah,

32:40

I get it okay, so attractive actually

32:42

very attractive very yeah, yeah, right

32:44

they have to have Driver's

32:48

license Yeah, yeah Some

32:51

semblance of the vote yeah of culture,

32:54

you know, what does that mean?

32:56

Well, they have to just like Basically what

32:58

I'm saying is the things that you know You

33:01

know that when we there today I was telling that

33:03

you like you it's odd that you know certain things

33:05

I like you surprised me all the time. Yeah, but

33:07

like I want that people that read no

33:11

The people that they're just kind of like

33:13

oh, I know about Rembrandt or I know

33:15

about it's from reading Yeah Really

33:19

yeah, yeah like you're bit by

33:21

a historian That's

33:33

so funny those are all accessible I think those

33:35

are really you didn't say anything crazy nothing crazy

33:38

Um, actually the range of women that he has dated

33:40

because I've been here for all of it is It's

33:43

actually pretty great you haven't had a typical

33:46

They all kind of have a different style a different

33:48

look they're like they've all been pretty cool

33:51

So he's some of you haven't liked there's been

33:54

there's good there Well, there's one I'm like you

33:56

you didn't like her either. What the fuck is

33:59

I know but you said I don't like that you

34:01

don't you know right away when your friend is with somebody and

34:03

you're like, oh my god This is yeah, I can't wait till

34:05

you find out You

34:08

know that this is a terrible but the one thing

34:10

you didn't say was sense of humor. That's right. Yes

34:12

as if humor Yeah, no, you don't want that No,

34:15

I do You

34:18

but I don't want here. I've dated ham breeze

34:24

Yeah, I've dated like I might be like hammy people

34:26

I don't like that Like

34:28

terrible, I don't know. There's not a real war song. I don't even know.

34:30

Yeah, I got a booty I'm on a

34:32

booty. Yeah, I don't like that. Yeah, you know,

34:34

I mean I like you know, I'm like a

34:37

little fly jokes You know gotta get your stuff

34:39

right a little roast like a little roast. Yeah,

34:41

that's sure Yeah, I mean witty but laid-back not

34:43

like you're improv one class. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I

34:45

don't like sketch I could sketch artists like

34:47

a sketch player like what you did. Yeah,

34:50

I don't want me You don't want you for the opposite. I

34:52

guess I think you want

34:54

a complimentary partner. Yeah, and also I need

34:56

somebody that's Isn't

34:59

against like that that loves the culture

35:01

of Korea who doesn't love the

35:03

culture. Yeah Wow,

35:06

yeah, I mean I want

35:08

somebody that like like it's like, you

35:10

know, I was on it the

35:12

girl that last week Yes, and you

35:14

know, I would say I go have your head. Um,

35:17

shabu shabu. Have you had shabu shabu? I Was

35:20

just in Vegas. I didn't see him playing Hey,

35:29

I know him yeah, he was the roommate of Sir

35:31

Hans Thank

35:35

You Bobby my memory of culture

35:38

Shabu shabu shabu boiling water grilled. It's a grill. Oh,

35:40

no, it's the boiling water It's boiling water and it's

35:42

fucking for now. I can't recommend this more if you're

35:45

a big foodie, dude Go to a shabu place right

35:47

here. I'm down. Do they make you cook

35:49

it? Yeah, I don't like that No, no,

35:51

it's I need someone else. I understand what you're doing.

35:53

Yes, you can get them to cook it They don't

35:55

find the places I go. They don't they don't like

35:57

to but you choose your broth All

36:00

right, so it's like you know there's always a variety

36:02

of five like bone, bro. I told a no brought

36:04

pot Hot pot is correct.

36:06

That's correct. All right. Yeah, that is correct. Okay, all right So

36:10

like you know last week she's like and she goes well. She's from the

36:12

Midwest. She's like I'm even heard of that Yeah,

36:15

but that's not fair. I mean maybe not no,

36:17

but he did go she was like, but I'm

36:19

willing to try Yeah, and she went and she

36:21

had a great time. She's like I love this

36:23

right say What is this garbage is like spit

36:26

it all out American flag? Oh

36:31

My point is I want them to like be able

36:33

to like it's you know try things yeah You know

36:35

what they did she did wear Trump shoes to the

36:37

date that you did say You

36:45

want to kind of grow you can just sit on the

36:47

couch watch a movie with right yeah, what would the movie

36:49

be good? Oh I

36:52

hope you know the cinema Well

36:59

like you know I've done like old boy with

37:01

the dates squid game. No that's

37:03

a serious too long Well, it

37:05

depends how much you like her yeah, oh, that's true start

37:07

with old boy Then you get a good game if you

37:09

got a good movie is memories memories of a murder of

37:11

a geisha Oh memories of a

37:13

murder right it's good. It's so good and

37:16

so you know a Korean film and

37:18

then um That's it

37:20

have you guys seen old boy by the way yeah,

37:22

which version of it though Just like to a Korean

37:24

the Korean that's the one that the other one. I'm

37:26

not so sure about yeah Yeah, so good Korean one

37:28

you got to watch it I saw it when it

37:31

someone gave me like a bootleg when it came out

37:33

this was back when they were bootlegs and

37:35

like right when It got good. It started skipping Kevin. She

37:37

got me a bootleg Skipping

37:39

Kevin who Kevin Shay? I'm

37:42

not supposed to mention him on here. Sorry.

37:44

I'd like you to mention more I Very

37:47

good. Thank you. Would your lady also be like smokes

37:49

like she's not that's not like why quit for a

37:52

while I just started smoking again. Okay, you know he's

37:54

giving me shit about I'm giving him a little bit

37:56

of shit because we're trying To put it away, but

37:58

it's he's I quit for two years and then

38:00

Jesse, our opener. Oh.

38:04

Well, we have an opener and she smoked

38:06

and every once in a while I'm

38:08

like, I've ever dragged. he

38:12

started sneaking them and then he would be back. It's

38:14

not a control. It's so crazy how it grabs you. I've

38:16

heard it's the most addictive thing, more than anything else.

38:19

Yeah, but there's nothing like it. Really?

38:22

There's nothing like it. The vapes don't, you know

38:24

what I mean? The dipping, it just, it's... You

38:26

are so right, buddy. Yeah. A

38:28

pack a day one. No more than that, no. Wow.

38:31

But I would say, do you kind of regret the

38:33

two years she didn't smoke? Did

38:36

you regret that you took off? No,

38:38

because look. What happened?

38:41

He would just dip the whole time. Oh, well there you

38:43

go. Hands and cans of dip. Now that's hard to find

38:46

a lady that enjoys that. I know, I

38:48

know. Gotta go down south. You kind of look like you

38:50

run a Bucky's Anyhouse, so this would be great. Got

38:53

a sale on jerky and dip. I

38:56

mean, what are you looking for, Dave? Everything

38:58

you just said. That Korean

39:00

knowledge stuff. I

39:02

mean, maybe we'll watch a mash, you know, occasionally.

39:04

Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right. Do you

39:06

guys think it's actually harder to meet someone because

39:08

you're successful and famous? I've said that

39:10

to him all the time. I'm happy that I'm

39:13

married because now that he's single again and

39:15

we go out on the road and like, you

39:17

know, our nights usually end in such dramatically different

39:19

ways now where like me and some of these

39:21

bozos will get food and then he

39:23

wants to go on the hunt. No, no, no. The

39:26

hunt. He's on the hunt. I'm on the

39:28

hunt, yeah. I know when

39:30

he's going fishing, when he sneaks away. I sneak away. And he

39:32

likes to be, you know, he likes to go in his little,

39:34

we let him go into the reed. With my mask. Yeah.

39:37

Do you have them like... With my

39:39

swords. I sneak away. Very sneaky, sir. Do

39:41

you like have them put like, like your TV shows like

39:43

on the TV and the bars and so you're just casually

39:45

sitting there like, hey, look, that's me. Like, do you

39:47

try and like show that you're... They'll put on

39:49

new car smell on the bar sometimes. This is

39:52

perfect. No, no, Louie. Well,

39:54

what do you do? What is going on the hunt mean? Like, why

39:57

don't you just wait till after the show and meet someone after the

39:59

show? I don't know how... Dave feels about it, but

40:01

I don't think in the last 20 years

40:03

I've hooked up with somebody that didn't

40:05

know who I was before. Well, I'm

40:08

just going to say this, buddy. You know what

40:10

my lady is? Merch. Yeah,

40:12

that's right. Hey, guys. Bobby,

40:16

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40:19

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40:21

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40:23

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41:35

you bringing your backpack?

41:37

Are you leaving? I'm

41:40

getting on my prunes. Please don't leave, Dave. I'm not

41:42

leaving. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. It's

41:45

just distracting. I can't

41:47

do this talk while you're searching for prunes. It's

41:49

lovely. What do the prunes do? It's

41:52

lovely. Wow. What do the prunes do? Wow.

41:54

You... Did you do any schooling

41:56

or no? No, what do the prunes

41:58

do? It's weird. When an Asian guy

42:00

doesn't know anything about produce that is really weird What

42:04

do they do? Yeah, hmm. They move things

42:06

through the body. It's God's

42:09

ozimpic. So anybody I'd

42:11

love a prune throw me a prune. I would love a prune

42:13

Bob. You want to prove I like prune Well, you do your

42:15

speed good thing. Why did it hose down these plastic chairs because?

42:19

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'd be careful with

42:21

those guys. Thank you. You're not used to them. Thank

42:23

you one of them, right? I'm serious. I'm not fucking

42:25

around one prune is gonna be careful with them What

42:28

are you gonna make you poo like a lot? Yeah,

42:30

you're gonna show up. Oh,

42:32

yeah, but one prune isn't gonna knock me out If

42:37

you're not used to it Louie

42:41

one prune, I don't want you to get an eye out for Leave

42:45

me alone dude. I make my own what about

42:47

dates as dates the same as brooms or no

42:49

here. No Eat all of them. Well,

42:51

this is sad here. You want

42:54

some no She's got

42:56

to eat all hello. These are delicious. I'm Bobby

42:58

Lee. It's a healthy choice. Oh my god. I

43:00

got a shit Anyway,

43:03

let's um, what you plug in

43:05

Dave? I got the hot crust buns on Netflix that

43:07

just came out check that Look

43:10

at that I

43:18

know we got a lot of homeschoolers in the room Who

43:22

Never played the recorder It's

43:24

a musical instrument. It's somewhere between a

43:26

flute and a bomb. All right. I

43:30

Hate watching myself, but seeing my bags

43:32

under my eyes. I think tells the whole story

43:36

Yeah, what'd you shoot out? Cobb San

43:38

Francisco great Great crowd and

43:40

my crowds are really good. He'll tell you my

43:42

crowds love to kind of ruin you for other

43:44

crowds because they're so They really are right. Yeah,

43:46

it's got to come on my show sometimes. I

43:48

love him. Um, how is that room? I I

43:52

It's so that ceilings are so high. I

43:55

love Cobb. We're about to go both do it. Yeah, I know I

43:57

haven't done it in your use to the you remember the punch line

43:59

the old punch I love that one. Yeah, that's the

44:01

thing. It's like these some of those clubs They

44:03

really spoil you too, but I like cops and

44:05

I really love the crowds up there They totally

44:07

like there's no filter with them. They like it hard.

44:09

They're good But the punchline I mean if you guys

44:12

could just sell less tickets. I'm telling you it's We

44:15

talked last night about about

44:18

cops because I said It's

44:21

so funny that years ago. There was like this weird.

44:24

I don't know narrative sometimes cops would be like

44:26

Oh San Francisco Like they had this idea. It

44:28

was all bullshit. Yeah, it was all bullshit Like

44:30

they were like, oh they're tight up there or

44:32

they're you don't think so I do I do

44:34

not every time I've played San Francisco It doesn't

44:36

feel the way that I was prepared for it

44:38

to feel because they're your fans No, but even

44:40

when I know when I first was starting out

44:42

time when I first did when I first played

44:44

punch You know or it

44:46

was still great I mean, maybe I was also just

44:48

a little I think I was expecting worse and so

44:50

it turned out I was like fuck This is great.

44:53

I don't yeah, but I think that that

44:55

narrative was just Filled into our

44:57

brains for some reason and I just whom

44:59

the worst but now even more so it's

45:02

Phenomenal I mean I have so much fun when I

45:04

go all because that was always a big comedy town

45:06

San Francisco was like Yeah, a lot of great comics

45:08

come out of there. You know Ally of course right

45:10

me and Louie That's where you saw it right so

45:12

you feel like it might have been tight. I find

45:14

it. I find it every time I go there. I'm

45:16

like, it's beautiful Maybe I could live here and then

45:18

I do a set like just trying to work out

45:20

around town I'm like no I couldn't I

45:22

can't work out here But that's different that's that that's

45:24

it like the little bar shows where I'm just working out between You

45:27

know, I think that's bar shows in any city are going

45:30

to feel a little on the little coming maybe It's

45:32

the being in New York for so long because I've

45:35

been living there for like 15 years It changes the

45:37

West Coast up and down the West

45:39

Coast the crowds feel different than except for San Diego

45:41

It's in Diego and Irvine are both pretty dope but

45:43

I love them. We have so much fun in San

45:45

Diego. Yeah It's fun. Yeah, that's cuz he's from down

45:48

there too. So it's I never knew chaos. Yeah, I

45:50

love it there Yeah, that that's sure we did there

45:52

was magical We get

45:54

that we get like an all Mexican audience down

45:56

south and it's my favorite my favorite They

46:01

want a party. They just want a full

46:03

show to just go nuts. They're

46:07

live right away. There is no warming them

46:09

up. That's awesome. Yeah. And

46:11

they are loyal fans too. Oh my God. Yeah. Bobby,

46:15

you've done that Southwest circuit that you really

46:17

have to be like... It

46:19

definitely is like the Tex-Mex circuit. Like

46:21

Corpus Christi. Yeah, I loved it. I've

46:24

never played there. Wow. You never

46:27

did any of that? No, because... You

46:29

know, El Diablo Blanco. Right. I'm

46:31

a white man. They just

46:33

hiss at you? Yeah. I've

46:36

done El Paso. That's fun.

46:38

I've done El Paso. All the Texas...

46:40

Oh my God. I played DeMalda Oyo,

46:42

the Evil Eye. Some kind of mind.

46:45

Yeah. But

46:49

you know, there's some markets

46:51

I've never even played like Montana, North

46:53

Dakota. Have you done those? We're trying to... We

46:55

keep trying to do it. Do it too. I

46:59

don't know. Doug Santa was the only guy who

47:01

really has paved the path through those kind of areas where he'd

47:03

just get in a van and go from like bar show to

47:05

bar show to bar show. Yeah. That

47:07

was like Wyoming, Montana. I played

47:09

the Dakotas, but not like he

47:11

has. He's always the guy like... Where

47:14

to go? Yeah. When you were looking

47:16

out here, did you ever do triple runs? Do you know what that is? Maybe

47:19

just a little bit, but I never did the full

47:21

one. You remember? I did them. Is

47:23

it somewhere like scissoring? Oh,

47:26

how about a triple run? There was a guy

47:28

who used to make a thing... Look at that.

47:31

Dave Tribble. That was his name back then. And

47:33

he would get young comics to play like Sea

47:35

Rooms and you would do... Holiday

47:38

Inn. North Nevada, Montana,

47:42

you do Idaho, and you do small

47:44

little... Yeah, Stanhope, I think, talked to me about doing

47:46

them a few times. They'd be like six to 10

47:48

hours apart, so days would be fucked. Yeah. When

47:50

you're in a van, you're driving. Yeah. Yeah.

47:54

And I lost money. I got two speeding tickets trying

47:56

to make the shows. Really? Yeah, and

47:58

I lost a bunch of money. Oh, man. I'm crying the whole

48:00

way. I was like, I'm fucked. I can't make

48:02

it. Yeah. So sad.

48:04

It's sad how there aren't good flights anymore.

48:06

I guess I took it for

48:09

granted all those years, like the flights to Idaho,

48:11

flights, you know, all these different things. It's so difficult,

48:13

you know, to get to these towns, but I still

48:15

miss doing the towns, you know? Yeah.

48:18

What's your favorite town? What are you like? San

48:21

Diego is your home base. Go ahead. I'll

48:24

tell you my favorite clubs. Yeah. Oh,

48:26

it's so funny. I don't know the way you said

48:28

it's funny. Yeah. I want to get involved. All right. Here

48:31

we go. Comedy on stage

48:33

three. Yeah. That's a

48:35

great one. Fucking love it. Yeah. Denver,

48:38

they're comedy works downtown. Okay. I'm

48:40

not yelling at you. All right. Just give us one more and

48:42

then you can lay down. No, I want to keep going. All

48:44

right. All right. I got another

48:47

one. I know what it is. I bet I

48:49

do. Cleveland. Hello, Eric. Yeah.

48:52

Nick. Yeah. Yeah.

48:55

He is. I mean, I love him great. Yeah. So

48:58

good. And after you do the

49:00

week there, does he give you like a bat

49:03

with your name on it? Like just he's a

49:05

little something. Yeah. Something like that. security.

49:09

Yeah. You know, you don't

49:11

mind carrying this wooden train that is. But

49:16

even when you I've stopped by, like when we play Cleveland, I stopped

49:18

by the club and he was there and

49:20

he was so like, you want a meal? Yeah.

49:23

Let me make you something like he's like the nicest guy.

49:25

I wish I went. There you go. And

49:28

then there's that little alley, Prince's Alley, they

49:30

call it. Yeah. Prince's Alley.

49:32

That's what it's on. Oh, that's right. Yeah.

49:37

So tight. So and then they used

49:39

to want to have one in Bellevue in Seattle

49:41

called Parlor Live. Parlor. It's

49:43

no longer there anymore. What's in

49:45

Seattle now? What club is it? Laughs. But

49:48

it's weird. It's one of those cities where it's like there's not

49:50

really a big club. There's laughs. But

49:52

yeah, everything keeps shutting down. Yeah.

49:55

I guess some cities don't have a major like

49:57

Boston. Does Boston have one? Yes. Well,

50:00

we're theater leaders kind of taking over, but they're kind of comedy

50:02

class. They used to be a big

50:04

coming talent. Well, Nix was there, right? Nix

50:06

and Laughs Boston. Laughs Boston. But they're both

50:08

smaller clubs. It's weird. Portland has a better

50:10

scene than Seattle, and Portland's a smaller city.

50:12

Helium Portland, autumn. Oh, yeah. And for my,

50:14

of the Improves, DC Improves. Give it up.

50:17

Go fast. Give it up. Alison. Ah.

50:19

Yeah. So good. Great. Oh my god.

50:21

Yeah. But also, but they don't give you the

50:23

money you own. Sorry? Well, it

50:25

is in a basement. We're only

50:28

going to give you this amount, and that's it. This is what

50:30

we give every, right? I'm like, yeah, but I'm

50:32

going to sell it out. Yeah. Is

50:35

this recent or years ago? Maybe 10 years

50:37

ago. OK. Well, it's different now. We're going

50:39

to get more money now. OK, OK. All

50:41

right. OK, Dave. All right. Fuck, man. I

50:43

mean, honestly, otherwise play the Kennedy Center. OK?

50:46

But here are the towns I don't

50:49

like. Oh, here we go. Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh,

50:51

really? I'm going there. Pittsburgh Improv. I

50:53

can't wait. Yeah. Do Bobby Raw and

50:55

come to that show. You like it?

50:57

Yeah, well, it's fine. What

50:59

was I going to say? Like, it's me. It's more about

51:02

the flight. That's the direct flight. So I'm in. OK. Direct

51:04

flight. Big deal. Oh, I have to get right here,

51:06

and I want to sit talk shit right now. Let's

51:08

hear it. Hartford Funnybone. No.

51:10

And Virginia Beach Funnybone. No.

51:12

Fuck them. Wow. They

51:15

had me one time. Uh-huh. Right? One

51:17

fucking time. And then I

51:19

try to go back, and they're like, it's not for

51:21

us. Really? Yeah. It's not for

51:23

us. It's not for us. Wow. Yeah. Because

51:25

I show my little pee pee. It's

51:29

for everybody. Everyone

51:31

knows. I can see in Connecticut, because that's a

51:33

rough market. I mean, there's no... I play the

51:36

casino there. I've never heard of a company be

51:38

like, I will sell out your club. And they're

51:40

like, no, thanks. Yeah.

51:42

Well, the contingency is his penis. I mean, that's... Well, I

51:44

didn't... Like, I pulled it out. I just, you know, I'm

51:47

wild. Yeah, you're crazy. I'm free and I'm wild up there,

51:49

you know. But the beauty is you're not for everybody, and

51:51

they're not for you. So that's a... Yeah, but it's a

51:53

good way to put it. It's a business, right? So if

51:55

I'm selling tickets, don't you ever just

51:57

want to like, rent out the parking lot across the street,

51:59

say... I'm doing my yeah, and say fuck

52:01

you yeah That

52:03

all the time yeah, Dan. Hope you see did

52:06

that at the JFL at the JFL thing and

52:08

who's it got the last laugh? I mean it's

52:10

Doug Yeah,

52:13

I win this one he would outlive JFL

52:16

Really do that yeah, his own party. It was

52:18

dope He rented out a car wash and he's

52:20

had it in the car Why yeah wow dripping

52:22

away and going over to his party because it

52:24

was fucking incredibly that was awesome Oh my what

52:26

a good idea if you could do that. Yeah

52:30

Because they dissed him in some way or what yeah,

52:32

yeah Yeah, I

52:34

think it was also that but he also kind

52:36

of he just likes making fun shit take place

52:38

and just a place for Comics to go like

52:41

you know like all the you know the

52:43

laws corporate hubbub mm-hmm Yeah, well it was like the

52:45

cool thing was it's always you know those parties if

52:47

they're like they're kind of parties But you're kind of

52:50

schmoozing so it's not really fun. Yeah, it's also agents

52:52

Don't know how to have fun, and you know execs

52:54

don't know how to have fun He made it act

52:56

he had an actual fun party at JFL right Mostly

52:59

for comic yeah, yeah, yeah, Doug is my

53:01

favorite comic so of all

53:03

time you yeah No, I think Doug nobody doesn't

53:05

like him no one ever. He's like the what's

53:07

we call it He's the original I think who's

53:10

your least favorite comic of all time well in the

53:12

in this room Did

53:18

you have a story where you and I when you and

53:20

him stopped talking for some reason was there like ever a

53:22

fallout with You guys no when you guys were writing together.

53:25

Why did it stop it was? We

53:27

were writing together for like four days when I hope

53:29

her for him. Oh, I wasn't like months and months

53:31

I thought it was a thing I know it was

53:33

a brief it was a brief and he moved yes

53:36

I talk you out of it always he would come to New

53:38

York He's like you look pale you go to back to LA

53:40

everything sucks here Because you're

53:42

the I'll be honest with you out of all these

53:45

years of writing with so many people You

53:47

were the best one. Thank you. That's very

53:49

nice. No one takes it more He really does

53:52

the work, but he understands also the way I

53:54

talk and my voice And he

53:56

was able to like cut around the fatter

53:58

on the setups and stuff we can get to the

54:00

thing and you're just able to like get my

54:03

cadence down. Oh, thanks. And so and

54:05

then you moved and like the

54:07

couple of jokes that we didn't really, I still have in my

54:10

act sometimes. Awesome. And it's like, and it's like, where the fuck

54:12

come back? Wow. Well, I'm back. So

54:14

let's do it. I do live here now. Yeah. I have,

54:16

I'm here in New York, but I am here. Yeah. No,

54:19

but I thought it was going to be like, we only

54:21

worked for four days. And then we wrote the karate kid.

54:25

It's just, he's hit ball and I'm writing

54:27

it down and now I'm playing this guy.

54:29

And I'm like, Mr. Miyagi. And he's like,

54:31

watch out Daniel. Boom. Next

54:34

thing you know, Emmy. I mean, whatever that

54:36

is. Awesome. Come

54:39

back, man. But I would love to work with you

54:41

again. That would, that would, well, maybe, I mean, how

54:44

many dates do you do with Dave on the run?

54:46

If you say headliner, he's very easy zone guy. Yeah.

54:48

Less and less as it, as it is. But,

54:50

uh, yeah. Awesome. Okay. I don't want to

54:52

downgrade you as a feature. I'm my, my, my man. As

54:55

a headline. I know. Yeah. I know that you're a

54:57

headliner. Right. Congratulations. You have your own special and everything.

54:59

Congratulations on YouTube. I know. I'm not ever going to

55:01

get on there. Okay. It's on YouTube. All right. I

55:04

told you over a million.

55:06

Watch out beheading videos. Islamic

55:09

Jama had I'm

55:11

heading your way. Anyway.

55:16

Yeah. Welcome back. Yeah.

55:18

I'd like to be your wife too. Oh yeah. You

55:20

should. She's really nice. Okay. I like to be

55:23

great. Your wife makes a mean, uh,

55:25

what is that again? Turnip soup. You'll

55:27

love it. Makes a great. Give

55:29

me an name something. I didn't

55:31

buy Ukrainian bride. This is, she's a, she's

55:34

not turnip soup. She's a very nice lady,

55:36

Italian lady from west coast, from the west

55:38

coast. And we met

55:40

in New York. I think when you live in New York,

55:42

you're kind of still drawn to California people. Yeah. So

55:45

not Dave. Well, he's from New

55:47

York, you know, Dave, is there a date where you're

55:49

going to be like, okay, this is, I'm getting, I

55:51

mean, is there an age where you're going to be

55:53

16 next year? It's going to either happen then or

55:55

no. It's either that, or I started dog sanctuary. I

55:58

figured it's got like one of those things like. Yeah, you

56:00

know the dogs get me. Yeah,

56:02

but you think, can you see yourself

56:04

doing it at 70? No, I

56:06

don't think I'll live that long. I mean, I

56:08

probably made it next year, but I already did

56:11

a will, so... Did you really

56:13

make a will? Yeah, I did. Because

56:15

I can, like, I have arthritis

56:17

in my hands now. No, you

56:19

do? Yeah, yeah, I just, I can

56:21

see myself getting old. My

56:24

knees, you know... Those nunchucks really do, when

56:26

you mishandle them all the time, it just kind of gets your nuts.

56:30

That's true. So you're thinking, now's the time,

56:32

now or never, right? What do you mean? Well,

56:34

the woman, right? You want to get a... I

56:37

think I'm... Well, I talked to this girl this morning, she

56:40

just had a baby. Okay, so that's the girl you're kind

56:42

of hoping to get out of baby. No, no, I'm just

56:44

saying, no, no. She was telling me, she

56:47

goes, Mommy, I'm telling you, I don't

56:49

know why I didn't do this earlier. This is

56:51

the best thing that's ever happened to me. How

56:54

old is she? She's probably 34. I'm

56:58

trying right now. Like,

57:00

right now. No, not

57:02

right now. But she is ovulating, so I have

57:04

to go and bust it. You

57:07

want to get out of here? No, we'll see what time we get. How old

57:09

are you? I'm 44. That's

57:12

another great age. They're

57:14

all good ages. Look at your staff

57:16

of young men over there. What is

57:18

that? Well, that's great fathering

57:21

years. Our vampire, Andre, he's

57:23

116. You

57:25

regret not having a baby? Yeah,

57:27

I'm regretting it. I'm regretting it

57:29

right now. Really? No,

57:32

I do. I mean, like, you know,

57:34

relationship, whatever, but I used to have

57:36

some kids, but honestly, you

57:39

know, the lifestyle we have is not very conducive. A

57:41

lot of the road stuff is just, you

57:43

know, endless amount of travel and all that kind of stuff.

57:46

But yeah, I would like to, you know. But

57:48

you could still tell me Steve Martin's a little late. Well,

57:50

but he's a genius, though. Everybody always brings stuff

57:52

up. There's a lot

57:54

of legendary comics. But Albert Brooks, these

57:56

guys are like one of the kind.

58:00

You are that yeah, all right.

58:02

I can't see me and my son on a triple run Dave

58:05

you ever been to a you're a friend

58:07

in Montana Son, but you

58:10

know you're a legend right? I don't like I don't

58:13

Don't say it. I know but

58:15

you're like somebody that's like don't

58:18

I know I'm going to For

58:21

we're all in this. I'm not smoking. Oh getting

58:23

nervous, but We're

58:25

all we're all in the trenches together. I know but I

58:27

know but I'm just I do let me Yeah,

58:30

I want to smoke down to What

58:32

I want to say is like I have Asian kids come up to

58:34

me and go oh man, dude Like thank you,

58:36

and you're let you know I mean and I go I

58:39

haven't made it yet You know that's the feeling

58:41

yeah, I haven't like I'm still Trying

58:44

to discover and get get to the next level

58:46

or whatever so it doesn't feel it feels like

58:48

I'm old when they say that but

58:50

in It's true to them

58:54

Yeah, no that they look up to me and then when they

58:56

were young they saw me on that TV or whatever I might

58:58

be What I'm

59:01

listening Okay So

59:04

it was about me for a minute wasn't it yeah What

59:10

I wish I both accept that about yourselves

59:12

and shit to yourselves in your heads, you

59:14

know yeah, yeah easy dr. Seuss But

59:21

whenever somebody comes at you with that like you do

59:23

you like you don't know man like you like you

59:26

It's always your worst day. It's always to

59:28

me like oh my god

59:31

my catheter fell out But

59:34

yeah, I'm just not a compliment guy But

59:37

I understand like we've been doing this for

59:39

decades and the thing that that people really

59:41

don't understand Is that you know the

59:44

the best comics are the ones that are fun

59:46

hang off stage and on stage You're definitely both

59:48

of those man like it's just you're

59:50

a good guy and I know you too man us

59:52

So, you know, it's a scene. It's a it's a

59:54

lifestyle. It's a lifestyle. Yeah I think a lot of

59:57

the new comics they come here and they kind of

59:59

go like Do you have

1:00:01

any advice they'll say and I'll be like, well, get

1:00:03

comfortable shoes because you're gonna be standing for the comedy

1:00:05

clubs probably the next 20 years, you know? Yeah, yeah.

1:00:08

It's that kind of thing. Take care of your feet. And

1:00:10

it's never what they want to hear, but it really is

1:00:12

like you gotta, like, commit to it, you know? And

1:00:15

once you can, like, there's nothing more you'd ever want to

1:00:17

do, so. It is unbelievable. I mean,

1:00:19

you never think – because remember the early days where

1:00:21

you're like, I don't know how I'm

1:00:23

gonna do it. I mean, what was your backup

1:00:26

plan? There was no – I didn't have one. I was like,

1:00:28

with your love of art and – Yeah.

1:00:33

And so I just remember going how and then

1:00:35

I'm so glad I didn't quit. That's

1:00:38

what it is. Just not quitting.

1:00:40

Well, there's hard work and talent, but yeah, not quitting

1:00:42

is all – I know you gotta have that. I

1:00:44

believe more in hard work than talent, but I agree

1:00:46

that there are some people that are just, like, gifted

1:00:49

at this. But I'd say that the

1:00:52

hard work, especially, like, you

1:00:54

know, when things like you have those highs and lows

1:00:56

and when, like, you're like – we talk about this all the

1:00:58

time, like, just this no new material. I

1:01:00

can't believe it, like, we're trying and listening to

1:01:03

these tapes and all that stuff. And then they

1:01:05

finally get, like, the clouds part and, like, God

1:01:07

looked down on you or whatever. Okay, great. Well,

1:01:09

this will keep me going until the next run.

1:01:12

That feeling is so – And when you first start,

1:01:14

that's what it is. You're like, oh, my God. I

1:01:16

figured something out. It'll keep me

1:01:18

going, you know? That's

1:01:20

it. That's

1:01:23

it. I like it. Is

1:01:25

something happening under the table? No.

1:01:28

Nothing? No, I'm – I'm absorbing what you

1:01:30

just said, the information. And

1:01:34

that's right. I have to take more risks. That's what it is. Is that

1:01:36

what you got out of it? I think I got out of it. Yeah,

1:01:38

I got to – You gotta move – you gotta start. I

1:01:41

would love to. You keep saying that, but we should just – Let's

1:01:43

just move on from it. Okay. Oh, all right. So we're not gonna

1:01:45

do it again. What about – do you exercise? Yeah, I do. Oh,

1:01:48

what? I

1:01:52

think that's a little personal. I think it's a little personal.

1:01:54

I'm sorry. My bad. My bad. No,

1:01:56

I – How about you do the – I just have my shoulder

1:01:58

operating on my shoulder. And that

1:02:00

was like six months ago, and then you have

1:02:03

to ease your way back in okay That's so

1:02:05

I do like a little hotel workout, but this is

1:02:08

the guy really he knows he actually goes to the

1:02:10

hotel gym Which I don't like to do he does

1:02:12

that he's I can see I love it. Yeah Yeah,

1:02:14

you know it keeps me kind of saying a little

1:02:16

sane Yeah, especially because it's like a I like the

1:02:19

scheduling of it all because if I say I'm gonna

1:02:21

go get coffee and write and Read and hang for

1:02:23

a minute then I'll go make sure I just go

1:02:25

to the gym from this time to this time Then

1:02:28

I feel like I'm good to not yeah You

1:02:30

know I mean I feel like it frees me up in

1:02:32

some weird way I I can't sleep if I don't actually

1:02:34

do some kind of exercise. I got some kind of crazy

1:02:37

I'll go I'll go sometimes on the road. I'll go for super

1:02:39

super late night walks I'll just walk for a while well, and

1:02:41

I'll get tired Yeah, I'll just think it out put stuff down

1:02:43

on my phone, and then I'll be exhausted by the time I

1:02:45

get home I like to walk as well. Yeah, I love it.

1:02:48

What when we're on the road I'll

1:02:50

wake up and then I'll

1:02:53

go to the lobby and he's already

1:02:55

had a full day He's

1:02:57

got golf clubs you know running. I mean

1:02:59

he's got all kinds of things weeding as

1:03:02

he had And

1:03:07

I just feel like I started a small business by

1:03:09

the But it's

1:03:12

like like will you just wake up

1:03:14

at 8 in the morning? It's like 7 o'clock every day

1:03:16

so we're like when you're on the road what time do

1:03:18

you wake up? I know really sleep all the roads. I

1:03:20

I keep falling asleep in my clothes Do you really? Because

1:03:25

there's something about like he put that hotel TV on

1:03:27

and it's always like movies like oh

1:03:29

my god Lord of the Rings is trilogy I mean

1:03:31

like I'll just watch a few minutes And it's like

1:03:33

the whole thing goes and I'll just wake up my

1:03:35

clothes I don't run downstairs to smoke so I'd say

1:03:37

the majority of my action on hotels is going out

1:03:40

to smoke coming back in reassuring

1:03:43

the desk guy out front that I'm not You

1:03:46

know a threat you know Then

1:03:48

I'd like to walk that's what I do and

1:03:51

you know I think Especially

1:03:53

if you're like it's rare to be

1:03:55

in a downtown now It's usually all these clubs are

1:03:57

out out of town, so you're like walking on highways

1:03:59

you go You know like all these weird things, but

1:04:01

when you're downtown there's a lot to do so or at

1:04:03

least walk around So that I try and do do you

1:04:05

try to get hotels with balconies so you can smoke on

1:04:07

the balcony? You can't do that. They don't want you to

1:04:09

do that. Oh, really? Yeah, every Every

1:04:11

fun thing about smoking has been ruined

1:04:14

even in Vegas. They don't they there's very few smoking

1:04:16

hotels now It's funny. There's a

1:04:19

hotel we're playing in Vegas and there's a

1:04:21

hotel right near us That is part of

1:04:23

the chain of hotels that they own and

1:04:25

one of them is Non

1:04:28

smoking and non gambling and it's

1:04:30

like right off the strip Wow who's that for

1:04:32

it's called area or aria What is it aria

1:04:34

right? Yeah, what is it an Amish? It's

1:04:38

so strange. Oh, it's non smoking non gambling. It's

1:04:40

not it's right. It's not a casino or is

1:04:42

it just a hotel Oh Wow,

1:04:45

which is right next to where we're playing It was weird because

1:04:47

they talked to us about that. They were like you want to

1:04:49

stay at this or whatever What do you want to see there?

1:04:51

No why cuz I want smoking and gambling hmm? I

1:04:53

that's fucking lost Don't they have a

1:04:55

lot of clubs there in the corner though, man, what's that? Don't

1:04:59

they like nightclubs and stuff there isn't like

1:05:01

it's still like no dancing. No dancing. No

1:05:03

Thomas And

1:05:06

the lights are an illusion attack there is no lights G.i.

1:05:09

No, that's just the brightness of the people in

1:05:11

there. We're such good Great

1:05:16

I would live there. I mean if I

1:05:18

like Vegas second city, I would probably live

1:05:20

there really let's move I'm with you buddy.

1:05:22

Yeah, yeah, we do it if they got

1:05:24

great restaurants Yeah, 24 hours 24 hours. Yeah,

1:05:26

you're talking about the access save

1:05:28

a couple of bucks on taxes. Really? Yeah,

1:05:30

Nevada No, stay tack. Yeah, Nicholas Cage. Oh

1:05:34

Why we gotta get Nicki live there, you

1:05:36

know, Nicki's there and Polly Shore Polly's

1:05:38

back There are a lot of guys we know

1:05:40

that live there. Yeah. Yeah, and then you'd stay

1:05:42

time Was that stage time doesn't

1:05:44

Regan live there now Brian Regan? Yeah, Regan does move

1:05:47

there Yeah, but there's that club wise guys. Have you

1:05:49

been there? No, it was great. Really? It was the

1:05:51

one like off the strip It's like oh like it

1:05:53

was in the strip mall and I'm telling you like

1:05:56

It was so much fun! Like Jeff Ross Was in town. So

1:05:58

He came by, did shows with me and why? It

1:06:00

was the sub. The locals they get it

1:06:02

you know like talk about a more jaded

1:06:04

crowd like know they like live with the

1:06:06

circus a lay people fell as like for

1:06:09

they've been yeah you know it is also

1:06:11

like pretty free a big coin outdated Go

1:06:13

to see any show is so expensive Cel

1:06:15

Catholic com is pretty reasonable yeah that level

1:06:17

but like amphitheatre sound that's a Melissa Room

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sea. Bug. A four hundred? Oh wow

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the that's great. Yeah I want to play the why

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would I yell at a i'll play them through those

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hop another lesson he gets that's not the

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Pearl Harbor was sneaky but what they Disney

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is Nick is the death of A and

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then bam bam. The

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other. With. Put

1:06:47

a Japanese person in that movie man. Though

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a foot. In. Oppenheimer of yeah,

1:06:52

it's already over. When. It means

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they are. He is done when I know. Do it

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again. What Oppenheimer to mans for the one you wanted

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more black people in black panther and the i didn't

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limit look at that kind of too small to smart

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he was in order to get them will cause more

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the Hiroshima Nagasaki? Oh right, yeah. And

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then on the people so people ran into

1:07:17

like the David These vats of water is

1:07:19

the fun part of the shop. Or

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such a turn out here in Illinois. You know

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about email. What when it when the bombs hit

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black rain? Yeah no. New. What is

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it That's the radiation coming down with desert

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in all kinds of yeah well when the

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bomb that's the actual material stuff that goes

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up off the in his mood or because

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people are so thirsty they drank at come

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it was the new Go explosion they have.

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just melted actually into the Us I

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will a sidewalk a cement. Why?

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Rebecca Me either You know I went to yeah

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we lament that was it that was actually cool

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movie. The guy. What's his name? Might. Yeah,

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like I don't I don't know yet. Was like rain.

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Rachael Ray Thirty One I've ever.

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did you ever be like Action

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persons? Ah, That's

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actually the best. As liked is very few lines for

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people like us like a i can watch out your

1:08:16

file you being. A

1:08:18

hobby we great and movie. Thank you so much Louis!

1:08:20

Two days ago I got offered one yeah what is

1:08:22

a lead of a fuck an action movie? Yeah, what

1:08:24

is it? It's a double game or a where I'm

1:08:26

a doppelganger. That's. Great. he gonna say the

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word verse. Yeah, you're

1:08:31

at my local gangs and doppelganger. Quite frankly I

1:08:33

think I'd be a good Us as I do

1:08:35

think you would be a great assassin. My for

1:08:37

yet number one. I don't sleep. that's right, right

1:08:39

And I am very focused like or when I'm

1:08:41

playing start to valley. Is

1:08:43

a farming simulation games. Sir.

1:08:46

Year for his ancestors from ancestors I'm very focused

1:08:48

and when that i'm good at video games is

1:08:50

because I like grinding some very good at like

1:08:53

noticing things is would what would a scope be

1:08:55

hard for you to looks or though I'll get

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a stiff of was a young or just and

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I pies yeah and are as the i could

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sit assist assist sit up at your out an

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aperture i look at our it's the whole drops

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that equipment I'm straightforward why hurt just straight up

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that's the whole big thing about sniper whole process

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is that? You both were hiring a

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off at us Young Hitler how much

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as one day you will be great.

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that. Yeah, that was during the Ninety Two

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during the that yeah was here. The Koreans

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were none. Of on the second

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store I am. Fighting. We

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have laughing all had I had a blackout.

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they look at his go. Anchor

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at why don't you think our guess for

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being on the show they really going to

1:10:04

end on that. Yeah. I

1:10:07

want a lot. That's why I yeah it's

1:10:09

why. it's always nice. waited a long time.

1:10:11

it's always nice to put all hotspot. Do

1:10:13

we do it alone? Do we really do

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a long time? Yeah. Awesome See we're breaking

1:10:18

to do over an hour like data give.

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well as long as good. Ah, measure adolescent.

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let's plug your best Dave Netflix vessel Yes!

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Ah Cross buns. Hot Cross buns The As

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as much as big thanks all the fans

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who been watching it Supporting. It's waiting at

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all. It's A and my family friends

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awesome dude, I can't they respect love

1:10:35

Tvs. Louis

1:10:37

Cats Yes I get a new special on you

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tube. And or amp up a pleasant

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dates you are. Be at the that is as

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it is. No dude. Okay, well yeah please please,

1:10:46

you can I? I'm insane is in Chicago and

1:10:48

amid the punchline San Francisco and I'm in the

1:10:50

Dc Improv. Also go to Louis Cast. I can't

1:10:52

be get any those tickets. I will say this

1:10:54

before we go. I really do. I want

1:10:56

to give yeah I know this is annoying three day but. Massive.

1:10:59

Amount of props for a you're always such a

1:11:01

supporter of the comedy community and comics are my

1:11:04

good friend he and who you know you neighbor

1:11:06

that yes yes with the in an awesome thing

1:11:08

about I said check out in our been a

1:11:10

in that his bike any in which had I

1:11:13

would say we're going to see a guy live

1:11:15

he's the guy This guy great deal Greider A

1:11:17

Lewis I'm going up American yeah this guy blows

1:11:19

me away every time I see stuff I've come

1:11:22

on the for you. Okay overgrazing circles are a

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ah and this is true thing. Yeah so any

1:11:26

carmaker listening you guys have a good night. Good

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night. Never going on our now do it please know

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any to the on comic when they're like animal right

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or whatever right? I was like refer to them some

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the switches and just like you know being

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in the park in that you know and and

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and they they i always refer them to

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that album art is where the best comedy albums

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of all time i think it is yeah

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it's is the jokes are so good our site

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yeah so anyway like relic was thanks for

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been about friends you