In our second Pilot, Sponsored, hear all about a self-help line that helps... just a little too much. And stay tuned afterwards to listen to us actually editing and rehearsing the piece you just heard, before the final recording. 

We share our creative writing online, and we record our writing process so you can follow along and get tips for your own work. 

You can email us on [email protected] if you've got any enquiries, want to give us some encouragement, or want to share any work that we inspired you to write!

Here is Draft #2 of Sponsored if you want to follow along with the script as we make changes:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/160j8qWejCjV4srD0IKP23kDpZ8K_J220owS6wm_m6RY/edit?usp=sharing

And here is the Final script for the performance, after we workshopped it together on the show:

...and that is why you leave flat Fanta in your cupboards to ward away mice.

That concludes this episode of home owners and loners

This episode is proudly sponsored, and brought to you, by Cathy Solutions.

Hey, life is... hard work isn’t it ?. Think about it. You’ve got your job, your spouse, a few kids. The neighbour's dog keeps doing its business on your lawn. It’s all… a bit much.

Wouldn’t it be nice to take away some of the mess and fuss of your busy life.

There’s just too much to do and not enough time to do it in, am I right?

And if that’s not enough already, we’ve got to make all these choices.

Honey, what should we have for dinner today? Who’s going to pick up the kids? What should we watch tonight? What should they watch? Who should we let into our home? Who should we listen to, who is right, who is left…

Choices on choices, that’s the hardest part.

and Cathy Solutions is here to help!

Here at Home owners and loners, we’re over making choices, and we know you are as well.

So talk to Cathy today!

With just one phone call, or an email, or text, or heck, even a letter — throw a message in a bottle and Cathy will hear you — they can get you set up with a plan to make the next years of your life smooth sailing.

With their patented ‘One-Choice Program’, you can invite their dial tone into your home, today!

Their friendly phone operators and messengers are trained to listen and tell you exactly what you need to hear to get your life back on track, in order, or on a new path to greatness.

Just listen to this testimonial from one of their happy customers. Here’s what Kevin had to say when we asked him about Cathy:

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Full script can be found here:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CToGVqLeeMhoV4pP-GsQfKc4qm4kF-CMm3TImVUk6mA/edit?usp=sharing

Enjoy!