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0:04
Double
0:04
Elvis.
0:07
Badlands is a production of Double Elvis.
0:34
The stories about Anna Nicole Smith
0:37
are insane. Her curves
0:39
caused one country to nearly declare her
0:41
a threat to public safety. She
0:44
was investigated by the FBI for
0:46
an alleged murder plot against her 60-year-old
0:49
stepson. Her real
0:51
son, Daniel, died mysteriously
0:53
from a toxic combination of prescription
0:55
medications. She died
0:58
only a few months later under equally
1:00
strange circumstances. Her career
1:02
defied definition. She
1:05
was a Playboy bunny, a model, and
1:07
a reality TV star rolled into one
1:09
femme fatale. She ascended
1:11
from the stages of Houston strip clubs to
1:13
the world stage seemingly overnight, and
1:16
fell from grace just as fast. But
1:19
before she succumbed to eternal beauty rest,
1:22
Anna Nicole Smith made, well,
1:24
she made Not great films, but
1:26
she was in The Naked Gun, 33 1 3rd. Unlike
1:30
that clip I played for you at the top of the show,
1:32
that wasn't from a film. That
1:35
was a fair use sample from the Library
1:37
of Congress of Clara Smith and her
1:39
jazz trio performing Death Letter
1:42
Blues in 1924.
1:44
I played you that clip because I can't afford
1:46
the rights to Brian Robbins' Norbit.
1:49
And why would I play you that
1:51
specific slice of multiple Eddie
1:53
Murphy's cheese Could I Afford It?
1:56
Because that was the number one movie in
1:58
America.
1:59
on February 5th, 2007. And
2:02
that was the day Anna Nicole Smith
2:04
checked into room 607 at the Hard
2:07
Rock Hotel and never checked
2:09
out. On this episode,
2:11
threats to public safety, alleged
2:13
murder plots, death under strange
2:15
circumstances, and the woman whose career
2:18
defied definition, Anna
2:20
Nicole Smith. I'm
2:22
Jake Brennan, and this is
2:25
Badlands, season seven,
2:27
Hollywoodland.
3:00
The cop thought the whole scene
3:02
was ugly as sin. She
3:05
dragged the exotic dancer by her neck, first
3:07
off the stage and then out the front door of the strip joint.
3:10
The dancer entered the back seat of the cruiser
3:12
with the grace of a newborn fawn. All
3:16
she was missing was a pair of handcuffs.
3:19
Well, that and a pair of decent pants
3:21
to hide her G-string. But
3:24
the cop didn't slap any cuffs on her. She
3:26
hadn't committed a crime, yet. The
3:29
dancer's name changed depending on her shift.
3:32
Some called her Robin or Nikki. With
3:34
the cop driving her scantily clad ass home
3:37
tonight, knew her as Vicky Lynn Smith,
3:40
her daughter. Deputy Sheriff
3:42
Virgie Hart didn't raise her children to flaunt
3:45
their bodies for money. Vicky
3:47
Lynn, on the other hand, thought she earned a decent,
3:49
honest living just like everybody else. Thank you
3:51
very much. She just happened to do it with
3:53
no clothes on. Her mother disagreed. Honest
3:56
work meant putting on your sheriff's defeat badge
3:59
every morning and protecting. the good citizens of
4:01
the great state of Texas. It also
4:03
meant keeping your teenage daughter off the pole.
4:06
Vicky Lynn sank into the backseat in defeat.
4:09
The lights of Houston nightlife reflected in
4:11
her stripper heels, another job down
4:13
the drain. Just like Red Lobster
4:15
and Walmart and Jim's crispy fried chicken
4:18
too. Vicky Lynn's first job
4:20
after she dropped out of high school. That
4:22
gig at Jim's crispy fried chicken wasn't
4:25
a complete waste at least. It gave
4:27
her a husband and a baby boy in just
4:29
one year.
4:29
First came the fellow dropout
4:32
and fry cook she fell in love with and married.
4:34
Then came Daniel, their baby boy
4:37
born when Vicky Lynn was only 18 years old. As
4:40
it turned out, Billy was a bully and
4:42
Vicky Lynn split after barely a year into
4:44
their marriage. Daniel, Daniel
4:47
was her whole world. Daniel
4:50
was also why she needed steady work
4:53
so badly.
4:54
She had two miles to feed and zero
4:56
special skills and no GED.
4:59
Vicky Lynn didn't need a diploma to tell her the math
5:01
was stacked against her when it came to employment.
5:04
But maybe she could squeeze out a few bucks for men
5:06
looking for women who were well stacked.
5:08
Her new vocation called to
5:10
her like a siren from the side of the road in Houston.
5:13
A voluptuous woman outlined in neon rising
5:15
from the partially Texas soil. And the
5:17
woman rocked on her tiptoes, back and forth
5:20
in her sky high heels. Her smile
5:22
as pearly white as a bikini clinging to her curves.
5:25
It was an advertisement for the Executive
5:27
Club, a gentleman's bar in Houston. It
5:30
was a sign Vicky Lynn needed, literally.
5:33
Her shifts at Red Lobster and Walmart brought
5:35
home nearly $50 a week. Vicky
5:37
could earn that amount dancing in a single evening.
5:40
Now she was gonna earn diddly squat thanks
5:43
to her mother. Virgie
5:45
threatened to come into the Executive Club every night to
5:47
make trouble if the owner didn't take Vicky off
5:49
stage that very moment. And Vicky couldn't
5:51
believe
5:51
it. That lady and the wife Keeney
5:53
up on the sign probably never had a deal of shit like this.
5:57
But everything is bigger in Texas, especially
5:59
the gentleman.
5:59
Club business. There were plenty of
6:02
other joints to choose from. There was puzzles
6:04
and gg's on the north side of town. Ritzier
6:06
joints like Baby O's and the Colorado Club
6:09
over in southwest Houston too. Vicky
6:11
Lynn's mind was made up before she could even peel
6:14
her ass from the back seat of the cruiser's upholstery. She
6:16
was going to pack her baby boy into her car and leave
6:18
home for good. If her mama didn't want
6:20
her making a good living to provide for her son, Vicky
6:23
Lynn didn't want to stick around. Stripping
6:25
was here to stay. You can hang your hat on
6:28
that.
6:28
At least until Vicky Lynn met
6:30
her future husband.
6:36
She was just about everything a Texas
6:38
man wanted. Tall, tantalizing,
6:41
buxom. Maybe two buxom. Buxom
6:44
was bad for business at the best known gentleman's
6:47
club in Houston. They liked their ladies stick
6:49
thin like the other eight girls in 1991. That
6:52
meant Vicky Lynn Smith wouldn't be taking any evening
6:55
shifts at Gigi's. She could entertain
6:57
the sad sacks who haunted the place each afternoon
6:59
instead. Sad sacks like
7:02
oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall.
7:05
Vicky Lynn spotted the elderly
7:06
gentleman wilting in his wheelchair. She
7:09
moved across the stage in his direction with a
7:11
little twinkle in her green eyes. He
7:13
smiled back reluctantly. The song
7:15
on the PA, the lady in red, did
7:18
all the talking. J.
7:20
Howard Marshall wasn't just lonesome these days.
7:23
He was despondent. He lost his
7:25
wife to Alzheimer's. That was the
7:27
first hit. Then his young girlfriend
7:29
on the side died on the operating table while getting
7:32
a facelift.
7:33
Now he was a bonafide billionaire with no
7:35
one to spoil.
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He wouldn't be lonely for long. The oil baron
7:39
invited Vicky Lynn to lunch the next day and slid
7:41
an envelope stuffed with cash across the table.
7:44
He told her she'd never have to work again. Vicky
7:47
Lynn graciously accepted the gift.
7:50
She accepted a lot of gifts
7:52
from J. Howard Marshall.
7:59
complete with Arabian horses. And
8:02
there was one gift Vicky Lynn wanted to share with
8:04
the world, her $14,000 breast augmentation, now
8:09
sized up with classic American bombshells,
8:12
like Marilyn, Jayne Mansfield, and
8:14
Pamela Anderson.
8:16
Vicky Lynn boasted the kind of figure that was far
8:18
too fine for just a few lonely faces at
8:20
a time. Forget the horny cowboys
8:22
in Houston, they could keep their stick-thin, it
8:25
girls. Vicky Lynn was ready
8:27
for a much bigger close-up.
8:31
She didn't tell Playboy, she used to be a
8:33
stripper. Playboy liked their girls
8:35
quote-unquote fresh, or whatever the fuck
8:37
that meant. She mailed the magazine a handful
8:40
of nude photographs and was on the cover of the March 1992
8:42
issue before you could say double
8:44
Ds. Two months later, she
8:46
was Miss May. The centerfold
8:48
could barely contain her busty profile. And
8:50
Vicky Lynn's curves transcended the laws of
8:52
physics. They transcended the limits
8:55
of mere playmate fame too. Guess
8:57
Jean saw Vicky Lynn's naked photos and begged
8:59
her to put their pants on. Claudia Schiffer
9:02
was out as the face of the brand, and Vicky
9:04
Lynn was in. Unlike the way
9:06
fish models of the early 1990s, Vicky
9:08
Lynn actually filled out the jeans. Super-sized
9:11
billboards of her super-sized curves spread across
9:14
the country, across other continents,
9:17
dig this tall new glass of Texas tea. In
9:19
Norway, her billboards even caused enough of
9:21
an up-taking car accident that the government nearly
9:23
declared them a threat to public safety. Vicky
9:26
Lynn had the body. Now she
9:28
needed the personal brand. Her name
9:30
was
9:31
a little too small-town for her trajectory.
9:34
Instead, the founder of Guess crowned
9:36
her Anna Nicole Smith.
9:39
By the end of 1993, Anna
9:42
Nicole was named Playboy's Playmate
9:44
of the Year. It was among the most coveted of
9:46
titles for bunnies and budding stars, and
9:48
Anna Nicole Smith was both. Now
9:51
that she had elevated herself from stripper to socialite,
9:53
she accepted a marriage proposal from Jay Howard
9:56
Marshall in the 22-karat diamond ring
9:58
that came with it.
9:59
Her new husband- was over 60 years
10:01
her senior. The scandal of their marriage
10:04
fanned America's fascination with their newest
10:06
object of desire. Anna
10:08
Nicole crept closer to Hollywood as the tabloids
10:11
tore apart her unorthodox love life. She
10:13
accepted small roles in movies like To
10:16
the Limit and The Naked Gun, 33 and a Third, The Final Insult.
10:20
None of these movies developed Anna Nicole as
10:22
an artist. No one referred to her as
10:24
the actress, Anna Nicole Smith.
10:26
She was just a sex symbol who was famous
10:28
for being famous and for becoming
10:31
famous overnight at that. That
10:33
was the funny thing about fame. You could catapult
10:36
femme fatales onto global billboards and big
10:38
screens in the blink of an eye, but it could
10:40
also crush them into fatalities just
10:43
as fast.
10:48
["The The
11:03
The
11:07
Mark Hatton repeated his response
11:10
to the feds. No, he
11:12
would not wear a wire around his ex-girlfriend,
11:14
Anna Nicole Smith. Final answer,
11:17
could it provide evidence for the case? Yes.
11:20
Would it be a sweet dose of revenge for her breaking
11:22
it off with him? Fuck yes. But
11:24
Mark still wasn't doing it. So, no.
11:28
Fuck the feds. Mark Hatton knew
11:30
what was true and that was all that mattered. His
11:32
then girlfriend, Anna Nicole, asked
11:35
him to kill her stepson. Technically,
11:37
technically anyways, he was her stepson. The dude
11:40
was 60 years old. 60 years
11:42
old. But he was her rival.
11:45
When J. Howard Marshall croaked in 1995, the
11:48
buck quite literally stopped right
11:51
there. Anna Nicole wasn't even an
11:53
interlaid husband's will. That
11:55
60-year-old stepson got all $1.6 billion. Anna
11:59
Nicole would just
11:59
have to settle for the 12 million dollars worth
12:02
of gifts she received during her late husband's lifetime.
12:05
However, Anna Nicole Smith wasn't settling.
12:09
Bigger was better after all, and that went
12:11
for what she felt she was owed. Her lawsuit
12:14
over her dead husband's will wasn't just a battle,
12:16
it was a years long war, and
12:18
by June of 2000, it had reached
12:20
a feverish high.
12:22
So feverishly high that Anna
12:24
Nicole just needed Mark Hatton to take
12:26
care of it, or at least find someone who could discreetly
12:28
resolve her problem. Mark refused.
12:31
Maybe a modern Maryland Monroe could manipulate
12:33
men into just about anything, but murder
12:36
was out of the question. She would have to fend
12:38
for herself.
12:39
And so would the feds.
12:42
The FBI knocked on Anna Nicole's door on
12:44
July 3rd, 2000. She gave her
12:46
statement. No, she would never
12:48
even think of arranging an atrocious thing
12:51
like murder. She was innocent. Even
12:53
if the 357 Smith and Wesson stainless
12:56
steel knife retrieve from her home suggested otherwise.
12:58
Without any ironclad proof of a murder plot,
13:01
thanks to Mark's refusal to wear a wire, the
13:03
FBI abandoned the case in April of 2001. But
13:07
Mark still had his suspicions. Not
13:09
about Anna Nicole's.
13:11
About Howard K. Stern. Hold
13:14
up. I'm not talking about the Howard
13:16
Stern that you all know, the shock jock turned king
13:18
of all media. I'm talking about Howard K.
13:21
Stern,
13:21
Anna Nicole's weird lawyer pal.
13:24
He was most definitely not a cutting edge radio
13:26
personality. But Mark still suspected
13:28
Howard K. Stern might have something shocking up his
13:30
sleeve. Because first of all, who chums
13:33
around with their lawyer? But more importantly,
13:35
Mark up the sense that Howard wanted him out of the picture.
13:38
Like a jealous boyfriend pushing away competitors.
13:41
Howard gave Mark two pills once and claimed
13:43
they are aspirin. Yeah, right. Aspirin
13:45
doesn't knock you unconscious for 24 hours straight. So
13:48
if Howard K. Stern, Anna
13:50
Nicole Smith's
13:51
friend, was giving Mark her ex-boyfriend
13:54
those kinds of pills, what the fuck
13:57
was he giving Anna Nicole?
14:01
Daniel Smith struggled to make eye
14:03
contact with the detective. He stared
14:06
out the window of Patty's restaurant and all
14:08
day breakfast joint in Toluca Lake, California.
14:11
It didn't seem like anyone had followed him, not
14:13
yet at least. Steam curled
14:15
from Daniel's coffee. He didn't order any food.
14:18
He had no appetite. Here
14:20
he was, meeting a detective at an inconspicuous
14:22
diner just like they did in the movies. This
14:25
shit could be in a James Bond flick, maybe even the Naked
14:27
Gun. Except
14:29
there was nothing funny about what Daniel
14:31
needed to divulge about his mother.
14:34
He locked eyes with Jack Harding, the
14:36
detective sitting across the table. Harding
14:39
knew all about Anna Nicole Smith. I
14:41
mean, in 2006, who didn't? Her
14:43
early-odds TV show, the Anna Nicole show,
14:46
gave the world an inside look at her in her circle,
14:48
complete with that ditzy commentary.
14:50
Sometimes her voice slurred for no apparent reason.
14:53
Other times she put on a squeaky baby
14:55
voice, just like the one she created during her
14:57
exotic banter days. The Anna
14:59
Nicole Smith show earned E! record-setting
15:01
ratings when it debuted in 2002 to
15:04
over 7.5 million viewers.
15:06
It was the largest reality TV debut
15:08
at the time.
15:11
The Bubblegum Pop theme song introduced the cast.
15:13
There was Anna Nicole, Daniel, then a teenager,
15:16
her assistant Kim, her dog Sugar
15:18
Pie, and Howard K. Stern, titled
15:21
Lawyer. He got higher billing than poor
15:23
Sugar Pie. It all disappeared
15:25
as fast as it came, went the theme song.
15:28
And that's exactly what Daniel was worried about.
15:31
These days, his mother wasn't just ditzy.
15:34
Daniel thought she was drugged and
15:36
not by her own accord.
15:37
It was all Howard's fault, Daniel said. That
15:40
lawyer who thought he could play a doctor, Daniel
15:42
claimed Howard fed Anna Nicole quote-unquote
15:45
mind-bending drugs to keep her in a daze.
15:48
He hovered around her with what friends called
15:50
a goodie bag, brimming with pills to
15:52
provide for Anna Nicole as needed. Close
15:55
friends said they had seen Howard give Anna Nicole volume,
15:57
Vicodin, even morphine.
15:59
Daniel leaned in over the table to deliver
16:02
the kicker. He suspected Howard was doing
16:04
this every day, probably right
16:06
at this moment, even though Anna Nicole
16:08
was pregnant. Anna
16:10
Nicole and her baby bump were laying low in the
16:13
Bahamas, living in a rental home with Howard.
16:15
When the baby daddy was TBA or TBD,
16:18
even Daniel wasn't sure, but right now he
16:20
had no direct line of communication with his mother.
16:23
Howard hung up on Daniel every time he called. Other
16:26
loved ones claimed they got the brush off from Howard, too.
16:28
Jack Harding leaned back
16:29
in his chair, as Daniel stated his case.
16:33
It was the perfect setup for a Svengali.
16:35
Anna Nicole was overseas and unreachable. Soon,
16:38
Daniel's newborn baby sister would be caught up
16:40
in this mess, too, so the clock was ticking.
16:44
Daniel needed proof that his mother was in danger. Shit,
16:46
he could even be in danger himself if he was meddling
16:48
in Howard's affairs like this.
16:50
That's where Harding could step in and gather
16:52
some evidence.
16:54
Harding put all his cards on the table. He
16:56
would take the case, but he needed $300
16:59
an hour, plus some dough for airfare
17:01
and lodging. No money, no deal.
17:04
Daniel didn't have the money for a down payment on anything.
17:07
He had just enough to buy himself a plane ticket to
17:09
the Bahamas, so Daniel would
17:11
just do it himself. He
17:14
really should have waited. He should have
17:16
sent Jack Harding.
17:20
Anna Nicole Smith was wailing
17:22
from her hospital bed. No more sugary
17:25
baby talk. Now it was just howls
17:27
of pain. Anna Nicole's newborn
17:30
daughter was perfectly healthy and sleeping in the
17:32
nursery. Her 20-year-old son, Daniel,
17:34
was not. She crowded at the
17:36
foot of the hospital bed and tugged on her son's limp
17:39
leg. Doctors scattered around the
17:41
scene. He's not breathing. Can we resuscitate
17:43
him? Clear! Hospital
17:45
staff moved the second hospital bed from the room to make
17:47
room for more doctors with more medical equipment
17:50
and even more
17:50
questions. No matter how many people
17:52
crowded inside the room, no one could get Anna
17:54
Nicole to budge. She clung to her
17:56
son and pleaded for Jesus to take her instead.
17:59
but her savior had already made up his mind.
18:03
Daniel Smith was
18:05
dead. Anna
18:07
Nicole's last evening with her son was
18:10
blissful, simple, private, nothing
18:12
like those days when a camera followed him around
18:14
for a reality TV fodder.
18:16
When Daniel's plane touched down in the Bahamas
18:18
in September of 2006, Anna
18:20
Nicole had already delivered her new baby sister via
18:22
C-section and was recovering in her hospital
18:24
room.
18:25
Howard accompanied Anna Nicole to the hospital,
18:27
naturally.
18:28
He and Daniel played nice for the occasion.
18:30
While Anna Nicole and Daniel binged late night reality
18:33
TV, Howard picked up a dinner of fried
18:35
chicken strips for the family. That's
18:37
when Daniel started to feel winded. No
18:40
one thought anything of it. Sudden exhaustion
18:43
was easy to blame on jet lag. Everyone
18:45
passed out after a greasy feast. Anna
18:48
Nicole and Daniel shared one hospital bed
18:50
and Howard curled up on the other. Only
18:53
two of them woke up the next morning. Daniel
18:56
was declared dead at 10.05 a.m. on
18:58
September 6th, 2006.
19:02
The case baffled doctors.
19:05
Healthy 20-year-olds didn't just drop dead in their
19:07
sleep, especially when they had access to celebrity-level
19:09
healthcare. Without a clear cause of death,
19:12
Bahamian law mandated an autopsy. Medical
19:15
examiners couldn't find anything. No alcohol,
19:18
no cocaine, no opiates, no amphetamines. Instead,
19:21
investigators placed the blame on a toxic
19:23
combination of Lexapro, Zoloft, and
19:25
methadone. Only two-thirds of that
19:27
checked out. Daniel had prescriptions
19:30
for Lexapro and Zoloft, which are both commonly
19:32
used to treat depression and anxiety. Daniel
19:35
didn't have a heroin problem, so he didn't have a
19:37
prescription for methadone.
19:38
But Anna Nicole did. In fact,
19:41
someone had methadone on them the night Daniel died.
19:44
Investigators found two pills tucked
19:46
into the bed Howard used during his stay. The
19:49
same one they pulled into the hallway to make
19:51
more room for the doctors rushing to revive
19:53
Daniel. One was a muscle relaxant.
19:56
The other was methadone. And
19:58
in Daniel's shirt pocket.
19:59
Investigators found something else, a
20:02
business card for Detective Jack
20:05
Harding.
20:10
We'll be right back after this word,
20:12
word, word. Imagine
20:21
for a moment you're one of the most beautiful women
20:23
in the world, an undeniable 10, 5 feet 11
20:27
inches tall, blonde locks cascade
20:29
down your elegant neckline and pull everyone's
20:32
gaze to your 41 inch bust,
20:34
double D's at least with 700 milliliters
20:37
of fluid in each.
20:39
Your slim 26 inch waist struggles
20:41
to keep all that weight upright. Your spine,
20:44
it has to actively work against the force
20:46
of gravity that threatens to topple
20:48
you over. Keeping your head high and
20:50
your shoulders back, it's actual work.
20:53
The weight of your body's beauty yanks on your shoulder
20:56
blades, begging you to bend over and snap
20:58
like a pretty little twig. Not
21:01
that Anna Nicole Smith was anything
21:03
close to a twig. There's literal
21:05
weight to being one of the great beauties of the world.
21:08
Marilyn felt
21:09
it. Anna Nicole Smith was saddled
21:11
with a similar burden. If she was
21:13
going to stand tall during photo shoots with her implants,
21:16
she was going to need a little reinforcement like
21:18
Vicodin or Xanax. The
21:20
prescription started coming in the mid 90s and
21:23
never stopped. Anna Nicole couldn't
21:25
afford to stop. It wasn't just the implants.
21:28
Her body cramped up with discomfort every
21:30
day. Restless leg syndrome, insomnia,
21:32
seizures, migraines, name a body
21:34
part and it probably hurt like hell. Anna
21:37
Nicole famously asked,
21:39
like my body, as
21:41
a spokeswoman for Trim Spa in the early aughts
21:44
and in reality her hot bod was a
21:46
hot spot for misery. In
21:48
the Bahamas, nannies claimed Anna Nicole
21:50
took pills and paper cups every day. 6 to 10
21:53
pills per cup. One cup every
21:56
four hours. A grand total of 24 different
21:58
prescriptions at once.
21:59
The weaker Anna Nicole became,
22:02
the more pills she was prescribed. It
22:04
wasn't about being high. It was about the absence
22:07
of pain, the absence of all that
22:09
weight. Anna Nicole Smith would
22:11
do anything to shrug off that
22:14
weight.
22:16
February 5th, 2007, Hollywood, Florida
22:21
Anna Nicole Smith's head rolled against the back
22:23
seat of the limo. Her legs were jelly.
22:26
America's blonde bombshell looked ready to detonate.
22:28
Her longtime bodyguard lifted her out of the limo
22:30
and carried her inside the Hard Rock Hotel. She
22:33
was checked into her usual $1,600 a night suite
22:37
under her usual alias, Fred and Wilma
22:39
Flintstone. But nothing else about her stay
22:41
at the Hard Rock Hotel would
22:44
be usual. She was in Florida to pick up her new yacht,
22:46
a 39-footer she had christened the
22:48
cracker. In addition to Howard and her bodyguard,
22:51
Anna Nicole's psychiatrist and
22:53
personal nurse rounded out her crew. She
22:55
needed a crew, not just to pick up a
22:57
boat, but to keep herself from capsizing.
23:00
In the months after Daniel's death, she floated
23:02
between the bed and the couch every day in a numb,
23:05
drowsy rut. There was the grief, and
23:07
there was also the 24 different prescriptions she
23:09
allegedly juggled. The pain
23:11
just wouldn't ease up.
23:13
It likely stemmed from her daily injection
23:15
of B12 and human growth hormones that supposedly
23:18
kept her energy high and her body fat low.
23:21
So much for trim spa. By the time
23:23
she reached room 607 at the Hard Rock,
23:25
her body was boiling with 105-degree fever. You
23:29
don't sweat out a fever that severe. You're
23:31
more likely to die. But Anna
23:33
Nicole knew what happened the last time she was in a
23:35
hospital room. The memory of Daniel's
23:37
final night would have chilled her to the
23:39
bone if she wasn't burning up so badly. Daniel's
23:42
absence burdened Anna Nicole every day. His
23:45
death was the latest addition to the pile of
23:47
weight she balanced every day, the weight of her
23:49
body, the weight of the tabloids poking and
23:51
prodding into her life yet again. Another
23:53
trip to the hospital meant more intrusion in media
23:56
attention. More attention meant more
23:58
weight. Anna Nicole couldn't. take
24:00
anymore weight. She felt to press her
24:02
into the mattress in the master bedroom. The
24:05
springs threatened to give way. It felt
24:07
like she could sink through the bed, then the floor,
24:09
then through every story below her until
24:11
she landed with a thud at rock bottom. Even
24:14
though
24:14
it felt like she'd already found rock bottom right
24:17
here, right now in room 607. It
24:21
all disappeared as fast as it came. Anna
24:24
Nicole made a decision from the depths of her
24:26
stupor. No hospitals, no
24:29
ambulances, absolutely nothing to
24:31
draw attention.
24:32
Her team created a different treatment.
24:34
Her bodyguard sunk Anna Nicole's feverish
24:36
body into a bath of ice and cold water.
24:39
Her psychiatrist recommended some Tamiflu
24:41
and a potent antibiotic.
24:43
But there was another drug that was sure to help Anna
24:45
Nicole safely slip into dreamland
24:47
tonight. Chlorohydrate. AKA
24:51
Knockout Drops. A
24:53
popular sedative in the 1930s, not so much in 2007. It was
24:55
an odd choice, almost as odd
25:00
was the dosage, 5000 milligrams, 10
25:03
times more than the recommended dosage.
25:06
Anna Nicole was in fact knocked out
25:08
by the drops not long after 10pm.
25:11
And it worked, sort of. So
25:13
her team kept the chlorohydrate coming. She
25:16
took more 5000 milligram doses on Tuesday,
25:19
in between violent vomiting and diarrhea. Debris
25:22
now polluted the posh suite. Vomit
25:24
caked in the bathroom sink. Soiled towels
25:27
on the floor. Anna Nicole's nightstand
25:29
was a graveyard of soda cans and slim fast,
25:32
mixed with discarded packs of gum, nikorette,
25:34
and jars of PDLite. She
25:36
was borderline infantile. Her
25:38
weak, babyish body matched her
25:40
baby voice.
25:41
She crawled around like a toddler. On
25:44
Wednesday, her bodyguard found her naked
25:46
in the bathtub, minus the bathwater.
25:49
It felt like something worth mentioning to the shrink,
25:51
but the doc had already returned to the real
25:53
Hollywood earlier that day. Despite
25:56
the number of people around her, no one
25:58
on her team would say for sure if Anna
25:59
Nicole took more chlorohydrate Wednesday
26:02
evening. They didn't need to. The
26:04
autopsy results would reveal everything.
26:12
Thursday, February 8, 2007. No
26:15
one could understand why Howard K. Stern wouldn't
26:18
pipe the fuck down. He delegated with
26:20
authority. Howard, the bodyguard,
26:22
and the new captain of the cracker would pick up
26:24
Anna Nicole's yacht at noon.
26:26
Her nurse and the captain's wife would stay
26:28
with Anna Nicole in the meantime. That
26:30
plan was well and good, but it was also
26:32
kind of loud. Howard had been nothing
26:34
but overprotective and considerate for the past 24 hours.
26:38
He slept by Anna Nicole's side all night on
26:40
Wednesday. On Thursday afternoon,
26:43
Howard ordered the bodyguard and nurse to fetch
26:45
the yacht captain and his wife from the airport
26:47
specifically so he could remain by Anna
26:49
Nicole's side. But now, out
26:51
of the blue, he wanted a split, and
26:53
he couldn't even muster a whisper while Anna Nicole got
26:56
some rest in bed.
26:57
There was no time to argue with Howard's inconsistencies.
27:00
It was yacht o'clock at Royal Palm Yacht Basin
27:03
six miles from the Hard Rock Hotel.
27:05
The three men were out the door before anyone
27:07
could protest. And there was only one problem.
27:10
Howard had no reason to rush. The
27:12
appointment was for 1 PM, not
27:15
for noon.
27:39
The captain's wife knew something was
27:41
wrong from the look on Anna Nicole Smith's face.
27:43
It was her mouth. Her lips were frozen
27:46
in an O shape. Was
27:48
that a sigh of relief or a gasp
27:50
of terror? The captain's
27:52
wife tried to force Anna Nicole's stiff jaw
27:55
shut. Rigor Mortis wasn't having
27:57
it. She cried out to the nurse for help, and
27:59
the woman ripped heavy comfort her away from Anna Nicole's
28:01
body. The purple splotches all over
28:03
her face and body were easy to spot. She
28:06
was buck naked, but she never slept
28:08
naked. She collected oversized
28:10
t-shirts so she never had to sleep naked. Stop
28:13
it. It was no time to overanalyze. The
28:15
nurse pounded on Anna Nicole's chest to perform
28:17
CPR on bed, and the captain's wife
28:20
tweaked Anna Nicole's toes and waited for a reaction.
28:23
Nothing. Now was the time
28:25
to raise their voices. They screamed and cried
28:28
for Anna Nicole to do something. Anything.
28:29
They splashed water on her face. They
28:32
pulled back Anna Nicole's eyelids, and they
28:34
ran their hands over Anna Nicole's body for a Reiki
28:36
ritual. They tried everything.
28:39
Everything. Except calling 911.
28:43
1244 PM.
28:46
The nurse rings the bodyguard. Not once,
28:49
but four times. 122 PM.
28:51
The bodyguard calls the nurse. 124
28:53
PM. The bodyguard calls Howard. 126 PM. Howard
28:55
calls the
28:59
bodyguard. 131 PM.
29:01
The bodyguard dials the hotel liaison. Then
29:04
Howard calls the bodyguard four times in
29:07
three minutes. It wasn't until 138
29:09
PM that anyone bothered to call
29:12
emergency services. Anna Nicole's
29:14
warm body grew colder and stiffer
29:16
over the course of nearly an hour. By
29:18
the time police and first responders arrived,
29:21
there was little they could do for Anna Nicole aside
29:23
from center to the hospital. And all the
29:25
hospital could do was pronounce her dead
29:27
at 249 PM. Alone
29:30
at the Hard Rock Hotel, Howard crutched
29:32
down in the hallway and covered his face with his hands.
29:35
Somehow, he had more calls to make. He
29:37
rang Trim Spa, an attorney, and
29:40
Entertainment Tonight, in that order.
29:42
MSNBC aired three hours of coverage
29:44
surrounding Anna Nicole's death that day. The
29:47
news claimed she collapsed. Bullshit.
29:50
Anna Nicole didn't fall or faint suddenly. She
29:52
was tucked away in bed when she died. Weakened.
29:55
Deflated. Defeated. Anna
29:57
Nicole didn't collapse that day. The
29:59
weight. piling on top of her did.
30:05
We'll never know whether or not it was an
30:07
accident. We can't say a doctor
30:09
was negligent or if a peer had nefarious
30:11
intentions, but we can pinpoint the
30:13
blame on one thing for certain, chlorohydrate.
30:16
These knockout drops can be deadly if they react
30:19
with the wrong combination of chemicals found in
30:21
prescription drugs. Chlorohydrate
30:23
in a little carelessness is a killer that steals
30:26
stars overnight. At least that's
30:28
what the toxicology report said. Marilyn
30:31
Monroe died of an acute barbiturate poisoning
30:33
courtesy of a deadly dose
30:35
of chlorohydrate in thembitol. That's
30:37
right, chlorohydrate was also
30:40
in Marilyn Monroe's body when she died.
30:42
For more details on that, check out our two-part episode
30:45
on Norma Jean from season one of Badlands, but
30:47
I digress.
30:48
And chlorohydrate was also swimming in
30:50
an Echol system when she was whisked away on her
30:52
gurney on February 8th, 2007. Investigators
30:56
found a pharmacy of pills in
30:59
room 607 at the Hard Rock Hotel. 11 different
31:01
prescriptions tucked in dresser drawers on the nightstand
31:04
and in Howard's so-called goodie bag. Nine
31:06
medications were in Anna's body when she died,
31:09
all of them from her own prescriptions,
31:12
all except one. The
31:14
name on the bottle of chlorohydrate was
31:16
Howard K. Stern.
31:18
Not only was
31:20
the chlorohydrate not hers, she'd
31:22
been taking 10 times the normal dose
31:25
for 37 days before her
31:27
death.
31:28
Maybe the ritual would have continued if a crazy
31:30
cocktail of drugs during a feverish haze hadn't
31:33
pushed her over the edge. Two
31:35
blonde bombshells, two deadly
31:37
doses, the same sudden tragedy.
31:40
It's a coincidence so uncanny,
31:42
it ought to be in pictures.
31:45
I'm Jake Brennan, and
31:47
this is Badlands.
32:03
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32:05
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32:07
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32:10
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