Hi, I'm Bryan. Like a dozen years ago I tried making my silly phone calls with friends into a podcast. Some people in my extended Facebook circles liked it, but mostly it didn't go anywhere. Over the years it had a few different iterations, with pauses in between, but finally died a couple of years ago. So I’m scrubbing the Internets of its specific branding, and instead I’m just gonna put up loosely formatted recordings, completely at random, under my own regular-ass name.

Also, fair warning, I'm an idiot.