What's cookin' good lookin'? We're back and kicking off with Barbie and the Island Princess (2007)! This episode has as discussing topics such as: the sisterhood of the travelling barnyard, parallels between stalkers and animal sidekicks, and h

EP.9 - Rowena Apologists 2k18

May 2nd, 2018 1h 20m

Hey! Get in the car! This is 'Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses' (2006)! We got shit to say and questions to ask, like: Was their mum a witch? How bad is Rowena really? And can we go one fucking episode without making movies aimed at five-yea

EP.8 - An Ice Odyssey

Apr 5th, 2018 1h 52m

Coming at you this week is 'Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus' (2005) as we wonder: What's the difference between a horse and a car (are they truly one and the same)? Have we finally got a magic system with some semblance of structure? And why ar

EP.7 - Frongus Maximus

Mar 15th, 2018 1h 34m

This week we cover 'Fairytopia: Magic of the Rainbow' (2007) and discuss: Why does Dandelion even exist in this franchise? What if the puffballs were forced to take over the first blush of spring? AND HAS ELINA HAD MAGIC THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME?!

EP.6 - Two For One Deal

Feb 22nd, 2018 1h 4m

This week we discuss 'Barbie: Mermaidia' (2006) and ponder: Is Fairytopia a dictatorship? How many prophetesses do you need in one damn movie? And was the Depths of Despair more of a vore thing, or a tentacle thing?(NOTE: sorry for the latene

EP.5 - Barbie! Does! Parkour!

Feb 8th, 2018 1h 2m

In this episode we discuss 'Barbie: Fairytopia' (2005) and ask: Is Hugh ex-military? Is Bibble a satanic force? Does fairy society lob off wings as punishment? And is this shitshow just slowly becoming a Power Rangers podcast?ITUNES: itunes.a

EP.4 - The Sinning Keeps Happening

Jan 25th, 2018 1h 13m

In this episode we take a look at 'Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper' (2004) and wonder: How many PhD's do you really need to understand Barbie films? What's up with the disguises Prince Dominic? WHY CAN'T SMART VILLIANS just FUCKING HIRE S

EP.3 - Barbie's Furry Adventure

Jan 11th, 2018 1h 15m

In our third installment, we tackle 'Barbie of Swan Lake' (2003) and some good significant questions such as: why is Lila so fuckin' savage? Does the Fairy Queen have any magic that isn't fashion related? And is our beloved Barbie, truely, hone

EP.2 - Gothel Apologists 2k17

Dec 28th, 2017 1h 20m

This time we explore the strange stockholm syndrome of 'Barbie as Rapunzel' (2002), and ask crucial questions such as: how many secret passages is too many secret passages? Who the fuck thought the creepy ferret was a good idea? WHY IS GOTHEL S

EP.1 - Barbie & The Nutbuster

Dec 21st, 2017 1h 25m

In this episode we cover the dubious cinematic masterpiece that is 'Barbie in the Nutcracker' (2001), and ask important questions such as: how does Eric's dick work? Why is Major Mint such a shitstain? IS AUNT DROSSELMEYER A LESBIAN!?TUMBLR:

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