Justine and Chanel talk about Stormi's epic second birthday, Demi's comeback, and Lana Del Rey's purchase from an actual mall. Since Valentine's Day is coming up, we discuss Justin Bieber's commitment issues, grinding on your new boyfriend in f

Stupid Love and Stupid Boys

Jan 27th, 2020 52m 2s

Justine and Chanel are not feeling the love in the air with the leak of Lady Gaga's "Stupid Love", Vanessa Hudgens' breakup, and our unrealistic expectations for a Brad/Jen reunion. We also chat our latest Netflix binges and Justine gives Chane

Chanel watches Outlander. That's it. That's the title.

Jan 20th, 2020 50m 31s

This week we discuss surprise album drops, Megxit, disappointing Oscar noms and even more disappointing Democratic candidates. Justine drags one of the contestants on the Bachelor and Chanel makes a very alarming admission about a television sh

Nudes Save The World

Jan 13th, 2020 44m 42s

We're back, baby! Justine and Chanel kick off the new year discussing the Golden Globes, the son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson who we've never heard of, and how nudes are going to save our planet while Goop simultaneously tries to destroy it. We

The Cybertruck's windows are almost as broke as our bank accounts

Dec 4th, 2019 48m 59s

Justine and Chanel discuss the Weeknd's new music, Disney disclaimers on questionable (read: racist) movies, Pete Davidson's naked body on the cover of Paper, and Tesla's horrific (read: hilarious) cybertruck reveal. It's now the holiday season

Keanu Reeves gave us hope then TI brought us right back down

Nov 12th, 2019 40m 59s

Justine and Chanel chat the Kylie and Drake rumors, Kidz Bop Karen, the evolution of slut-shaming and question why TI thinks hymens are still a thing or even any of his business. We also discuss the most taboo topic of all, which is not hymens

Boos, Ghouls and Ghosts of Katie Hill's Past

Nov 4th, 2019 40m 32s

Justine and Chanel chat about Katie Hill's resignation, how much we would pay to get arrested with Jane Fonda, and how loudly we would boo both Donald Trump and Harvey Weinstein. We also discuss and agree that ghosts and mercury in retrograde a

Our Love Language is Pop Culture

Oct 28th, 2019 45m 43s

Justine and Chanel take the love language quiz and confirm we're likely going to be alone forever. Also being discussed: Selena/Hailey Bieber drama, Juul as an accessory, Frank Ocean and his new merch and Miley's profound realization (not reall

~~Rhïyse eñ Shìńë~~

Oct 21st, 2019 45m 13s

Justine and Chanel are singing rise and shine to those sleeping on the Joker, the Trump/Pelosi drama, and the complete display of narcissism that is Mark Zuckerberg. We also have a mini therapy session to unpack why we've been feeling a bit dep

Mental Health Check-In for Everryyyonee

Oct 14th, 2019 41m 15s

Justine and Chanel are concerned for everyone's health and wellbeing after the alt right tries to drag Elizabeth Warren for being goals, Trisha Paytas incorrectly announces she's trans, and Matt Lauer claws his way back into the news. We also a

Baby Momma on the Cover of Forbes is SINGLE

Oct 8th, 2019 38m 1s

Justine and Chanel get upset that that the Biebers got married on a Monday, Kylie tried to rob us of Travis Scott's new music, and that Ansel Elgort doesn't understand the concept of emotional cheating. We also discuss whether material things m

Recap: Emmys and Impeachment

Sep 30th, 2019 44m 30s

It's our 10th episode! Justine gets drunk and calls Chanel babe 20 times while we recap the three weeks worth of news we got last week - including impeachment, the Superbowl duo of the century/our entire lives, Greta Thunburg and bullies, murde

Beyonce Lost an Emmy and We Lost Trudeau

Sep 23rd, 2019 33m 57s

Justine and Chanel question whether our resting bitch faces are working hard enough, mourn Justin Trudeau's reputation as a good human, dare each other to drink flat tummy tea before we can no longer be influenced by its Instagram ads, and reit

BYE SHANE GILLIS

Sep 17th, 2019 36m 32s

Justine and Chanel celebrate Sam Smith, Bowen Yang, and Rihanna and say LITERALLY BYE to Shane Gillis, Caroline Calloway and Natalie Beach. Body positivity is top of mind this week and Chanel and I have a personal lil empowerment session for al

Spells Are Real and So Is Straight Pride?

Sep 9th, 2019 40m 1s

Justine and Chanel say goodbye to summer (sort of) with the announcement of Nicki Minaj's retirement, the outing of one of the founders of conversion therapy, a casual book ban, and conclusion that straight people should be cancelled. We're als

Space Law and the Moon Man Awards

Sep 2nd, 2019 44m 26s

Justine and Chanel chat the highs and lows of the VMAs, T-Swift's album easter egg (that wasn't all that hidden), problematic TV personalities, and the woman so petty she hacked her ex's bank account from space. We also discuss how to go about

Texas Is Lit and So Is The Earth

Aug 26th, 2019 37m 4s

Justine and Chanel have a mini freak out about melting glaciers and burning forests, another type of burning trees, matters of the monarchy and pitch a few MTV shows based on Lindsay Lohan's new love. Chanel also comes for Justine's DIY photo r

Justine Cries But Not For Attention

Aug 19th, 2019 53m 34s

Justine and Chanel talk the demise of an iconic couple, personal gym and Vogue subscription cancellations, and Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy theories. We also debate blurring the lines between the personal and professional by talking real life @ w

The B in Cardi Stans for Bernie?

Aug 5th, 2019 40m 38s

Justine and Chanel chat about the Gossip Girl reboot, Katy Perry's lawsuit (and realize Justine's extensive knowledge of her catalog) and the most obvious political pair we never knew we needed. We also fight to the death about what makes the b

A$AP’s Rocky Relationship With Sweden

Jul 29th, 2019 43m 13s

Justine and Chanel share our strong feelings about The Lion King and Mulan, the free A$AP Rocky movement now involving that man in the White House, and discuss Area 51 at length. And we have a new segment - Out of Pocket!

Hot Girl Summer and Hotter Pregnant Tea

Jul 15th, 2019 40m 49s

Welcome to Barely Thriving! Justine and Chanel discuss hot girl summer, the US women's World Cup win and Instagram-worthy celebration that followed, our new favorite show, Disney's casting for the Little Mermaid, and the latest in questionable

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