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Radio. Today is Monday, January 22nd. We

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have a lot going on today. We've got

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Francis, Gia, Tommy, myself, and Nate in the

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house. Everybody's hanging out. How is everybody? Monday?

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Good. How do we feel about Mondays as a group? I'm

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just curious. I don't mind Mondays. New beginning

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to the week, you know? Get

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your mind right, figure out what your goals are for

1:01

the week, figure out your schedule for the week. I

1:03

love that. Excellent vibes. Thank you for bringing those good vibes

1:05

in the first minute, Tommy. I appreciate that. It's a clean-up

1:08

day. It's a reset day.

1:10

I know on Monday that

1:12

I will abide by dietary

1:14

discipline. I'm not going to drink.

1:17

I'm going to work out. It's always a day

1:19

of soul cleansing.

1:22

I agree with that as well. Ooh, soul cleansing. I feel

1:24

a lot of things cleanse my soul. Snow

1:26

cleansed my soul like one sheet

1:29

of snow on the ground. Anyway, we don't need to talk

1:31

about that. We do need to talk about, though, on Thursday,

1:33

we have Rough and Rowdy. Rough and Rowdy 23, 20 fights

1:35

for $20. Dave

1:38

and Dan are back on the call in

1:40

Providence, which is exciting. Thursday,

1:42

a little different than usual, so make sure you

1:44

add it to your calendar, set some time aside.

1:46

20 fights for 20 bucks. That's a deal,

1:48

actually. It's less than it usually is, so that's fantastic. I

1:50

feel like Thursday is a pretty great night for

1:52

Rough and Rowdy. I think so, too, actually. Almost

1:55

better, I would argue. No Thursday night football

1:57

to compete with. You know, it's still a

1:59

bit of a... the drinking night yeah

2:01

probably you're probably not as much out like

2:03

bars and clubs and stuff exactly kick off

2:05

your weekend especially if it's in New York too

2:08

loud too loud so loud could you turn

2:10

my headphones down a little Francis's headphones allowed

2:14

there's a lot of is my mic on there's

2:16

a lot of things you can shoot on but

2:18

rough and rowdy is not one of them I

2:20

think it delivers at like a 98% hit right

2:22

yeah every single time it's really good yeah well

2:24

I love I love our friend I got to

2:26

go there one time you do rough and rowdy

2:28

Kelly no absolutely not I am NOT

2:30

wrong that's that's my problem like I am

2:33

like mentally or you know I'm like bitchy and

2:35

I can like yell at somebody but I'm not

2:38

physically strong I never have been when

2:40

you were in the camp of Alex Bennett

2:42

during her fight did you enjoy the fight

2:45

game the promotion game yeah I loved it I

2:47

loved it yeah were you secretly rooting for her to

2:49

get pumbled the entire no I love

2:51

well at the time no at the time she

2:53

was you know she was cool at the time

2:55

but I and we

2:57

had matching outfit I love pomp and circumstance you

3:00

know I mean we have matching outfits we have

3:02

it for graces and it was oh yeah super

3:04

cool probably one of the coolest things I've got to

3:06

be a part of for barstool so far yeah

3:08

yeah fantastic so like I said mark

3:10

your calendars Thursday night R&R

3:13

comm get it for yourself we have a lot

3:15

of stuff going on inside barstool today hey shout

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out to everybody watching us on rumble shout

3:20

out that's the first thing on the list rumble

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our deal with rumble was announced today shout out

3:24

to everybody that's watching us on rumble thank you

3:26

for tuning in we appreciate you that's

3:29

yeah it's a new thing we're on a

3:31

new platform we're growing we're expanding it's fantastic

3:33

that's good news all around I think yeah

3:36

I don't know much about the deal I'm not I

3:38

don't either neither that's below my pay

3:40

grade I do more upper level stuff around here

3:42

yeah we're on a

3:44

new they're competing with YouTube I believe that's

3:46

about the extent that I know about rumble

3:48

I went to the interface today it looks

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beautiful very sharp we got our own tab

3:52

barstool yeah we do we do have our own

3:54

tab it looks it's very organized and everything's already on

3:57

there like all of our all of our shows are

3:59

already on there If you're looking for specific

4:01

people everybody's accounts that you would have

4:03

found of other streaming platforms are already

4:05

loaded up on there So go check

4:07

it out. You know what I see I see

4:09

new potential Tommy fans Potential

4:13

Tommy family rumble the rumble

4:15

crowd I think it's gonna love I think

4:17

so maybe in November. They're really gonna

4:19

be You're

4:21

gonna need a better word for your fans

4:24

than Tommy fans. Yeah, I mean I've had

4:26

smoke heads I I I I agree it's

4:28

something only smokes heads is good either. What

4:30

about like Tom Cathers? Pain smokers people have

4:32

thrown out there It's

4:34

it's honestly one of my biggest flaws is I don't have a

4:37

good Especially with smoke.

4:39

I mean Panthers. You know what I call

4:41

my fans secondhand smokers Fran's

4:44

Yeah, Fran's I like that. That's cute.

4:46

They're just the friends off the france. That's

4:49

close Fran's fans added

4:51

in our that's all we did. I think

4:53

it's cute Didn't know that you call her

4:55

than fucking smokes about Fran attics Alright,

4:58

sure For animals could get confused with

5:01

your sister. Yeah, nobody would get that

5:04

Addicts no for franimals you

5:07

guys you guys you guys have not beef

5:09

but an unspoken Unspoken

5:11

agreement that that at work your Francis

5:13

and Fran is Fran. Yeah, she took

5:15

it. She's more successful than I am Uh-huh,

5:17

and go by for I there's nothing I

5:19

can do to For

5:22

him yeah, all his friends your whole family

5:24

calls you friend Oh everyone who likes me

5:26

everyone who knows me and is personal and

5:28

dear to me calls me Fran That's how

5:30

I know people are my friend. They call

5:32

me Eric if you're my friend you call

5:34

me Nate if you're not my friend Yeah,

5:36

that's why I don't call you Eric. I

5:38

know I know but that's a challenge because

5:40

you have a whole internet monocler Yeah, I

5:42

wish I could go back in time and when

5:45

Dave said come up with the name to blog under I

5:47

wish I would have said Eric Chills

5:51

it does it bother you? No,

5:54

it doesn't bother me, but I think I like

5:56

you said no it definitely bothers you you said before that

5:58

it like make you it's to

6:00

you when people don't call you by your real name. I

6:02

think if you... You said it like, to me, which by

6:04

the way, I've known you as... If you are my

6:06

friend, you call me by my actual name. Yeah,

6:09

but that's like a new thing. You've only instituted that in the last couple

6:11

of years. No. You

6:13

haven't cracked down as hard about that as...

6:15

People can call me what they want. It's

6:17

just, I know how you feel about me

6:20

based on what you call me. Crazy.

6:23

Because I mix it up sometimes because I'm

6:25

so accustomed to calling you Nate. I just

6:27

call you Nate for 10 years. And it's

6:29

not because I'm not trying to insult you

6:31

or not be as attentive to what you

6:34

want. John said it best. He calls

6:36

me Nate in the office, but Eric outside of the

6:38

office. You also picked that name so

6:40

you can't be mad at people for calling you that. No,

6:42

I think it's fair. Fair enough. But if

6:44

I say, hey, you know, you've

6:47

been to my apartment, we've gone to dinner, you can

6:49

call me Eric. I think that's fair. You're in my

6:51

phone as Eric Nathan. One of

6:53

the challenges too is that

6:55

your name, that your internet moniker

6:58

is just a normal name. Nobody

7:00

had called me that. It's not

7:02

like you're Eric versus Little Sasquatch.

7:05

You know what I mean? Where it would be

7:07

like, well, clearly I'm not calling him Little Sasquatch

7:09

at Omakase. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're

7:12

calling Harry? My friend over here, Little Sasquatch,

7:14

is going to take the bill. I

7:16

couldn't ever imagine calling him Sasquatch Harry. I would still call

7:18

him Sasquatch. I would call him Sasquatch. I call him Sasquatch.

7:21

We normalize. Yeah, we normalize. I call him Sasquatch. Only because I

7:23

feel it would be too forced. I love Sasquatch.

7:27

We've hung out a few times, not

7:29

socially, but work-wise. We've done a few things.

7:32

Not in a way, though, that I suddenly would be like, hey, Harry,

7:34

what's going on? I think that he'd be like, why do

7:36

you call him Harry? There's really two people

7:39

I think that I don't call by their

7:41

real name. It's Sas and PFT. Yeah,

7:44

I don't call. I say PFT as well. Yeah,

7:47

Jerry calls him Eric. And every time he does, I'm like,

7:49

who is Eric? I get confused

7:51

as well. I didn't know me and Jerry were

7:53

friends. I was like, really? I think I call

7:56

everybody by their nickname. Like, fight, I was friends

7:58

with them. You call me Eric? keeks That's

8:01

different though because you're still known as kelly keeks

8:03

for like us. Yeah, yeah, our schools is all

8:05

nicknames I feel like everybody has that was the

8:07

thing is when I was hired Everybody

8:10

had a pseudonym like every

8:12

day was like el prez

8:14

KFC fights k Marko The

8:17

only person with a real name was mo the Philly

8:19

guy Yeah And so Dave said come up with a

8:21

name to blog under and so I'm racking my brain

8:23

like I don't know I don't I've never had a

8:25

nickname like it's just all I'm there you could redo

8:27

it. What would you do right now? I would be

8:29

Eric you'd be Eric. No if you had to come

8:31

up with you know something that wasn't your name Well, my

8:33

first one was I just I was like what if it's

8:35

just the letter e yeah and

8:38

like a Tura Said

8:41

we can't people will get it too confused with

8:43

entourage people are always getting you to make yeah

8:46

And you know saves hire me he's like I'm gonna

8:49

pay you to do internet jokes. I'm not gonna fight

8:51

with I'm not gonna argue how about I just go

8:53

he said come up with a name I came up

8:55

with a name I shortened my last name to Nate

8:57

and it works like you know it Nate at night

8:59

like all that stuff like it's it's worked Well, it's

9:02

just never a name that I would Would

9:05

have gone by if I could go back in time Speaking

9:07

of knit at night We don't quite have

9:09

made at night coming back, but an exciting

9:11

thing happening this Friday We are adding a

9:13

day of parcel radio. We're working during

9:15

the work week again, but okay listen

9:18

you got first of all I don't like that energy. I'm

9:20

not even gonna announce this then if you're gonna have energy

9:22

like that. Oh shoot uh-huh Friday's

9:26

we have been we've been going back and

9:28

forth whether or not parcel radio Friday's is

9:30

other are people around are people willing to

9:32

do it Nate Eric has state has stood

9:34

up and said I would like to be

9:36

the champion of parcel radio on Friday So

9:39

you Friday is gonna be your day. What are

9:41

you gonna do? We're losing 12

9:43

million dollars a year Yeah, I

9:45

had to fight in battle and I had

9:47

I had to go all the way up

9:49

to Dave the second Can we please work

9:51

on Fridays around here and Dave said okay?

9:53

I will allow you guys to work on

9:56

Fridays So you did we are? If

9:58

he know well, I know that he doesn't know That you're in

10:00

charge of it because I saw the I saw what you sent

10:02

them and it you didn't mention yourself at all No,

10:05

he knows he does know Pete told him. Oh,

10:07

okay Wait, so

10:09

what did you try to make it as vague as possible?

10:11

It was the most vague. I won't read it, but it

10:13

was the most vague I've ever seen. I'll read it.

10:16

This is Barcel radio. We get in the

10:18

fucking dirt here Okay, no, no, grab a

10:20

shovel before you before you continue We were we

10:22

were talking because obviously the the latest iteration of

10:24

Barcel radio was Monday through Thursday only and a

10:26

lot of that has to Do with who's in

10:28

the office for scheduling who's in the office behind

10:30

the scenes for production Friday is a big travel

10:32

day for a lot Of people and everybody if

10:34

you're not already in Chicago a lot of people

10:36

go back and forth And so it was kind

10:38

of seemed better to leave it as is But

10:41

then Nate stepped in and said nobody is doing this on

10:43

Friday. I would like to Step

10:45

up to the plate take control of it. And I

10:47

said wow, what a what a smart

10:49

thing to do So this is what

10:51

he had to do here emails Are

10:53

you gonna read the first email they emailed to the group of people that you

10:55

were like? I don't know if any of these people are supposed to be on

10:57

this email. Oh No, no, I'll just so

11:00

I sent that email I sent an email to

11:02

the radio people and I included Pete on it

11:04

cuz Pete is no more or less the guy

11:06

who runs This office and Pete said I had

11:08

a cave I thought Pete was doing a bit

11:10

to make me have to talk today. He was

11:13

very Pete was serious as fuck I caught so

11:15

I called see approved by always serious. No, no,

11:17

I couldn't usual and Pete's

11:19

like Dave has made it clear I can't make decisions

11:21

for content and I was like all we're doing is

11:24

asking to work another day and he goes you have

11:26

to Ask Dave if you can work on Friday, you

11:28

know, it's not that you know, it's not all we're up

11:30

here to do is work One more day. No, no,

11:32

you're you are asking to run a whole radio show by

11:34

yourself on Friday So I texted

11:37

Dave And I said

11:39

Pete asked me to ask you for approval for Friday

11:41

Barcel radio Keys will continue to run Monday through Thursday

11:43

We will then do a Friday app with the rest

11:45

of the people here as to not have a day

11:47

off from the show and Dave Okay

11:50

But nowhere in there. I mean that that

11:52

implies that that You're

11:55

not that in charge. Like we will do the rest. I

11:57

think it I think that gives Nate

11:59

some Like I'm gonna be taking control

12:01

of it. Okay, we instead of I but

12:03

I think that that's clear that like team to team The

12:06

team right right my show. It's our show. It's all about

12:08

the team. It's all about the team But anyway, yes, so

12:10

starting this Friday We'll be doing this and I'm very excited to

12:12

see what you're gonna come up with look What's the what's

12:14

the vibe you're looking for? Good vibes

12:16

only good vibes only people are like are you

12:18

gonna do dog radio? It's like yeah I'm like

12:20

we don't have to yeah, we know better than

12:22

that We know that I mean maybe if something

12:24

comes up sure what what about a live power

12:27

rankings at the end of every Friday episode? probably

12:29

not Probably not that

12:31

good vibes only if you just say that you are

12:33

top five only What have

12:35

themes like well, I don't think it'll be

12:37

like this. I think it'll be we'll have

12:39

themed episodes And it shouldn't be it

12:41

should be different and this you know, like we

12:43

said we we're moving and changing We're trying to

12:45

find our footing on on what this show is

12:47

and I think that adding a special day will

12:49

be exciting as long as you Know you're really

12:51

making it way bigger than

12:53

it. I'm not though. I'm really not this is

12:55

it This was your your thing. You wanted to do

12:58

this. You said I you took action on it You

13:00

you know got all the approvals. He did all the

13:02

things you should be excited about it There's no

13:04

bigger proponent of the four-day work week

13:06

than me. I mean Ford

13:09

like he's like, hey, we're gonna work Monday

13:11

through Friday nine to five I could have

13:14

said Monday through Thursday and for some reason

13:16

we still just go off what this guy

13:18

said like a hundred years ago That being

13:20

said if every other show is Monday

13:22

through Friday, this show should be Monday through Friday I

13:24

think that's just Okay,

13:27

so I don't disagree with that But do you are you are

13:30

you really trying to make this show because you think

13:32

it's like this is good for us or like you Want a

13:34

day of radio to run? I think

13:36

you want to run a show for it. There's

13:39

an empty day I think everybody should be clamoring.

13:41

It's your arm. Yeah to be doing it I

13:43

don't like I think it's crazy to think that

13:45

there's just an empty studio from 12 to 1

13:48

and we're not utilizing it Especially

13:50

because we're losing 12 million dollars a year.

13:52

We have to get Dave to want to

13:54

continue paying us right is what

13:56

I really want is to continue

13:58

to get paid and I Right yeah,

14:01

yeah, no no that all that all makes a lot

14:03

of sense So I guess us as a company need

14:05

to thank you alone Nate for saving the

14:07

company If you see me at a coffee

14:09

shop in Florida like making a latte You'll

14:11

know that parcel radio on Friday was a

14:13

huge failure. Is that the backup plan? Yeah

14:17

Until Dave bought back the company I was already

14:19

looking for condos down in Florida and like what

14:21

coffee shop I was gonna work You do love you do

14:23

love Florida you go down there sometime. I yeah, I Thought

14:25

it's great you used to work at a coffee shop

14:27

I got fired by Gregory's coffee

14:29

Gregory himself fired me you went you worked

14:31

with Gregory's coffee when I moved to New

14:34

York The first time you know 15 years

14:36

Jesus Christ 14 13 years ago. I was

14:38

looking for a job It wasn't as big then

14:40

right there when it there was two locations It's

14:42

a huge chain that was like an

14:44

original Gregory employee not quite original But

14:46

when there's like two or three locations,

14:49

but they made me work at 5 a.m. Every

14:51

morning and Barcel Eric does not like

14:53

getting up You know before

14:55

the sunrise and yeah, I Was

14:58

not a model Gregory's coffee employee.

15:00

So Gregory himself fired me What

15:02

is Greg does Gregory look like the logo? He looked

15:04

like the logo. Yeah, I always thought he was kind

15:07

of hot I was like ooh Gregory's coffee like it's

15:09

the only grudge I hold is against Gregory and

15:11

his coffee place and if you saw the one

15:14

across the street closed I threw a little victory

15:16

pretty I didn't see that but well, that's

15:18

good We're all looking forward to to Friday

15:20

and Friday and you guys are all welcome on if you

15:22

want to come to work on Friday Okay. Yeah, I'll think

15:24

about it. I'll think about it Also

15:27

in the vein things coming back tomorrow. We have

15:29

Davey day trader coming back Dave is huge going

15:31

off all weekend about Spirit Airlines stuff. I'll be

15:33

real with you I have no idea about any

15:35

of this Francis. Do you know anything about what's

15:37

going on with him? I don't really go

15:39

out on I just don't know money

15:41

anything. I I get I

15:44

get a little nervous about all that. I just

15:47

I Want Dave

15:49

to succeed? Yeah,

15:52

it's up. I don't want yeah

15:56

Like 20 minutes ago Dave basically

15:58

bought spirit at five to

16:00

get to seven by March. He bought a call

16:02

option on it, which means he, if

16:04

it got up to seven by March

16:06

and he cashed out, he can make

16:08

a shit ton of money. The

16:10

second he bought it, it immediately went down 25%

16:13

and then it rallied and it's currently above seven,

16:15

which is good, but he's still holding all his

16:17

stock, hoping it goes higher and it makes him

16:19

more money. Okay, cool. So question about that, and

16:21

then I know the reason he bought it is

16:24

because there was a potential merger between Jup-Blue and

16:26

Spirit that got denied, but he thinks that it's

16:28

still gonna be able to go through. Otherwise, basically

16:30

Spirit would go out of business. So

16:33

he is like, they're not gonna

16:35

let Spirit just die, or

16:37

the thesis of his buying

16:40

it. But what, so with a call option,

16:43

so he could cash out before March? Yes. Gotcha.

16:46

Now if it's 7.20

16:48

today, verse 7.20 on March 2nd, does he cash

16:50

out for the same amount or are you rewarded

16:53

for? You're rewarded if it, let's say it goes

16:55

to eight. Like it doesn't matter how long you

16:57

hold on. Now he's gambling

16:59

that it doesn't drop below seven,

17:01

or like that it doesn't, he

17:03

can cash out anytime above seven.

17:06

Got it. And that is the key word that he's

17:08

not a financial advisor. He's gambling. He's

17:10

gambling-ish. He's, he's playing, no,

17:12

he keeps treating it. He's like, I'm not an

17:14

investor. I'm a gambler, whatever. That's his vibe going

17:17

into this. So people that are following for financial

17:19

advice, I would, I would maybe, you

17:21

know, check a couple sources you never know. But follow along, follow

17:24

along with what he's up to. I wish,

17:26

I try really hard to understand those things and

17:28

once we start talking about numbers, I just glaze

17:30

over. It's like I have, I have no brain

17:32

when it comes to that. It's like when people

17:34

try to explain like sports gambling to me. It's

17:36

so tough. I don't know why that piece

17:39

of my brain is missing. Yeah. I cannot,

17:41

I just cannot. Like I get certain parts

17:43

of it, but yeah, once it starts to

17:45

get with like the math, I can't do

17:47

that. It's really tough. But something else that

17:49

Dave is feeling this weekend was extremely annoyed

17:51

and let's say yes. Oh.

17:53

Annoyed by two super annoying people

17:56

that worked for us during the

17:58

Lions Fox game. Yeah, was

18:00

it Sunday or Saturday? That was

18:02

Saturday. It was Sunday. My

18:05

days are blending today. That was yesterday? I

18:07

can't believe that. I thought it was Saturday. So we

18:09

had Corey Rutledge and I don't know who, do we

18:11

know Nick Hamilton? Who's the other guy? I'm not sure.

18:14

It's Matt Hinkle. He does, I

18:16

believe, Barstool Detroit and then does

18:18

the Barstool gambling stuff. I see.

18:21

I see. Okay, well they got on

18:23

the stream and they're Detroit Lions fans. They come on.

18:26

They're having a good time. They're whooping it up and

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buyrnr.com. I don't know y'all. I

19:23

was gonna say to make

19:25

Stephen Jay look like the

19:28

least annoying person in a

19:30

club to see. Because

19:49

if I was in his shoes and

19:51

I had to sit next to two people like

19:53

that, I would have left. I

19:55

mean, Kirk called Stephen Jay's daughter a cunt to

19:57

his face. He can handle, Stephen Jay can handle

19:59

anything. You can handle a part

20:01

of sharing for the Detroit line. Absolutely.

20:05

I think I'm aligned with Dave. I like Cory very

20:07

much. I don't know this guy Matt. I think that

20:09

sometimes people think like, oh yeah, I'm a massive fan,

20:11

whatever, like put me on the stream and turn the

20:13

cameras on and it'll all work and it doesn't always

20:15

work. And I think that that was maybe the

20:17

case here. Yeah. But I do think it was funny they got to be

20:19

annoying in front of me. How was that clip any different

20:21

than any other stream? There's

20:23

just something about it. There's something about

20:26

it. Like it feels, I

20:28

don't know. I don't know. I

20:31

feel like that's kind of what we've evolved into for

20:33

these streams is like how over the top and loud

20:35

and obnoxious can people be. Well that's my least favorite.

20:37

That's my least favorite thing. It

20:39

doesn't seem as genuine as maybe some people, but maybe it's

20:41

just I'm not used to them, you know? I'm

20:44

used to Frank. Yeah. He's

20:46

authentic in my eyes. I guess it's also like

20:49

you never been on a stream before and then all

20:51

of a sudden you're on a stream for a few

20:53

seconds. Exactly. Yeah, I think people

20:55

expect out it's your first stream probably going to

20:57

be more of a standard reserve. I think streams

20:59

are tough. I couldn't. I love doing it. It's

21:01

like I'm not somebody that I

21:03

don't really react that big. Like if I'm lost,

21:06

like mainly if the inky playoff game I'll get

21:08

angry, but I'm not a good cheer.

21:10

No, me neither. I don't know how I would

21:12

celebrate. Like that's just not my arsenal. Me neither. The

21:14

only thing I think that would be an okay. No,

21:17

but I'm not really a cheer. Even

21:20

at a game, I'm not like,

21:22

yes! Like that's gay as hell. Yes.

21:25

I yeah, I'm not loud. I'm not like

21:28

anything. Let's call. Like I just never. I'm

21:30

not a let's go guy. I

21:32

definitely do that. Yeah, you definitely do. A

21:35

let's go guy? Yeah. She's a

21:37

big time let's go. Big time let's go guy. Yeah, no,

21:39

I don't know. I think even even in a

21:41

different setting, like if it's an award show or

21:43

something like that, I'll cheer at those things. But

21:45

like I'm mostly just crying. I'm just

21:47

trying to think of anything. Like I'll be like, oh yes,

21:49

like on my couch for a second. But it's like nothing

21:51

gets me is getting me rolled up in that way. What

21:55

could you stream where you would have an over the top?

21:57

I'd be really pumped about It. Well, here's the thing. Could

22:00

you told me I would be sequel view Tell me

22:02

how does it not be like sesame to hear the

22:04

dialogue Some the problem is you could tell me like

22:06

a are gonna be on the stream and you're going

22:08

to root for this team. Go over the talk about

22:10

it I would do it like ideally oh yeah okay

22:12

I will get into this right now and I will

22:14

act like I know it's going us but nobody wants

22:16

to see that because that means us examine under think

22:18

told our tails which is sign of an emotional her

22:20

son I can do that for. Sir I admit

22:22

I don't think they did anything wrong

22:25

though cause if you look at by

22:27

retweets and likes on day. Or.

22:29

The lines and just home and another know

22:31

there are no another thera. So fine when

22:33

when Max is on Ustream and you know

22:35

he's going crazy. Numbers were signs on a

22:37

scream and he's going crazy is a huge

22:39

numbers the lava with cloud of voice. They're.

22:42

Just following the playbook on how to

22:44

get the most engagement you just yellen

22:46

go crazy South Stream yeah i guess

22:48

it's course sook say at one point

22:50

which say was like art don't touch

22:52

suggests a little months and other such

22:54

any. Better. I don't I guess he com

22:56

as he tried autonomy api punching the say

22:58

it's like i just don't want anybody's hands

23:00

on the at any time but tom yes

23:02

interesting i don't know is is saw serpent

23:04

evil march madness guessing rather play that are

23:06

going ascended when we hello us and we

23:08

have large man is going on and we

23:10

have like the pool thing happening where. Busters

23:12

All that? Yeah, really good vie for

23:15

the love. That shit I will guy will

23:17

put it all out for that because it it's like

23:19

your roof ruiz you all and he didn't say something

23:21

other than yeah yeah yeah for me I know pressing

23:23

and it's fun to Zuniga behind team and then he

23:25

can learn a little bit about like these college kids

23:28

like whatever airline and as man is a cellphone yeah.

23:30

We've gone that for six years, seven years

23:32

I've met my team as never won the

23:34

first round or them down. I've never even

23:36

in a sweat to go on any of

23:38

these trips or when of are one lucky

23:40

quarter earnings of a record for whom organ

23:42

So yeah that's right that would Dave gave

23:44

you like seven different teams because Y P

23:46

wouldn't tweet about our we would we like

23:48

got an extra. We had Oral Roberts and

23:51

we got his team. We got. We.

23:53

Were we are. we kept an accurate we were talking teams with

23:55

your fucking in front of the i remember that are you don't

23:57

We got one of our team that people are away and afraid

23:59

in the. The Year and Fran I think because

24:01

they lost their team due to a covert

24:03

cancellation. Yes, like the team that he gave

24:05

away from us was actually our original team

24:07

or other rabbits go to the Sweet sixteenth

24:09

But one of the teams we got ended

24:11

up going anywhere. Can always find things. Down, Stay

24:14

down. That was yet. Is he going to the enough

24:16

or something? I was nuts. Adding me in hopes

24:18

of the first seems like Oral Roberts upset

24:20

Ohio State. And then I remember. I.

24:22

Think Willie cologne might have had organs

24:24

similar my they only I'm people haven't

24:26

taken away right? Yeah, might have absorbed

24:28

them. Yeah yeah yeah and it's my

24:30

favorite story to come out of. We

24:32

do this every year is this last

24:34

year it was a trip to Ireland

24:36

said the a distillery don't like them

24:38

as a random people and I was

24:40

such a or yeah there was a

24:42

was reads. Ah, I

24:44

went on how he in vegas investors kastelein

24:47

know I wasn't Also my thoughts I think

24:49

can send him as a ten casein Katie

24:51

stats as that of his kleenex I didn't

24:53

know about. Salads the Original The original

24:55

I think was like eight cases a

24:58

besides Clinton cam and only and they

25:00

saw. A car or my to one. Okay, all

25:02

I know and evil and Reads Ended up going

25:04

on this trip by himself. As

25:08

the Tim content Tim and Kelly Vegas were like

25:10

go by the time the surpassed and of the

25:12

curse has that all think so he couldn't go

25:14

so is is reads his wife in Ireland for

25:16

like a week does have a I'm I'm in

25:18

their lives and that's. Amazing! That's that

25:21

that a. Pleasant.

25:24

Surprise. I really wanted to enterprise I

25:26

really doubt is the coolest sites eager

25:28

to gotta is Ireland Ireland balance. Is

25:30

that island get to do whatever? And

25:32

I'm I think that like. It

25:34

is there that are. I'd much rather that and

25:36

like a piece of the bitcoin has. A

25:39

doctorate you don't generally selling else? Okay, I'm

25:41

sorry I forgot, everybody sees as a very

25:43

forget my entire life is held that bitcoin

25:45

going out the probably as the i've been

25:47

to Vegas or that that was there the

25:49

return trip for like just a guess at

25:51

a Dp original. really? wanna. I wanna like that.

25:53

A lot of love to go to come they people's as

25:55

lazy to forty. To forty four

25:57

hundred and say oh, deeply.

26:00

Forty Forty One Forty Two scattered around was

26:02

about hey, be got to have a second

26:04

one was I was there. that was a

26:06

chance to block Dallas. Good luck am I

26:08

urge? You are like you guys like make

26:10

out Basically a job cloud day of our

26:13

thousand and celebrating six or thirty or one

26:15

Kb Tibbets Oklahoma He said you can be

26:17

going on the wire. So did you get up

26:19

and cheer for that? when. That. Was unhappy. Are Syria

26:21

or there and and davis Kiss Daves your most

26:24

A tear in and. Lasers like kissing Tommy on this

26:26

on the head like a non. Saw. It was. You

26:28

had a very different hair cut back them out a

26:30

way that are. Now. Here by the way of.

26:32

Solder My face was found on the I. Can

26:34

see that. and like everybody yearly reverse it reverses

26:37

in a it's like everyone was a lot older

26:39

when they were younger. Oh yeah yeah like as

26:41

soon as you look a lot. Younger. Now

26:43

than there are so had like a real baby

26:45

for Oh. Yeah I don't notice a difference as

26:48

as like everybody's the so to finalise I'm I don't

26:50

with a different phone. I was a child, I was

26:52

looking at pictures and others enemy secured our look in

26:54

the same which is. Where there's me celebrate

26:56

there are other as an adviser for

26:58

jordans or I brickhouse your them for

27:00

there is a peace officer. Or

27:04

next housemaid the city or before he worked here I

27:06

believe for on. His own

27:08

one shining moment video yeah Daves that on radio Something

27:10

needs put that together and I was I I I

27:12

need to do this for a new here. This is

27:14

Mark. For. Thinking ones that tiny sixteen

27:16

seventeen when he is he has

27:18

had to. Put a strange time I

27:20

am sometimes you stated in my house I

27:23

for hours so bizarre know that it was

27:25

a hell of a you sleep over of

27:27

it's or three weeks of my tits urology

27:29

or as he really number of our years

27:31

your some calling yeah there was a or

27:33

night and sleep over South Korea was we

27:35

I went from Vegas to of red eye

27:38

flight from Vegas to Newark to the Bahamas

27:40

to join my friends for spring break trip

27:42

for her kind of are up twenty four

27:44

hours on. The. Only at that time can you do all

27:46

that said, It. Once you know the last, he didn't

27:48

get tired. I say like other diet was

27:50

a legitimate life changing through. it's. Yeah, that's

27:53

exciting. The three us on. How

27:55

to do anything ethical? Had to hang out

27:57

there and watch the game. Has. You gave him

27:59

pics or. Did he pick? No, I only gave

28:01

him one pick the entire time. It was the

28:03

Loyola State Kansas, or Loyola Kansas State over, who

28:06

could forget. But

28:08

other than that, it was literally he made the picks and he just rubbed them. But

28:13

also, did you say rubbed on you? Yeah,

28:15

he rubbed his body. I could rub

28:17

a genie or a lamp. Nothing weird

28:20

about that. Rabbit foot. Yeah, I don't know. Was

28:22

that the same year order? Totally, of some kind.

28:24

You were not sent home from a live stream

28:26

and you were basically? No, that was the next

28:28

year. You were so beat up. That was 2019

28:30

when the luck ran out and I'm the

28:32

used to come rat. Yeah, that was the

28:34

saddest I've ever. Like, you were...

28:37

That was sad. Yeah, I mean, I was, you know,

28:39

I didn't know was this the end of my career. I

28:41

didn't know. He was real

28:43

life mad at you. And

28:45

it's such a helpless feeling when I'm like, all

28:49

I'm doing is sitting here. I'm

28:51

not playing. I'm not even giving you the pick.

28:54

Sitting here and rooting next to

28:56

you. Your existence is a lot of

28:58

pressure. Remember the saddest puppy you got back from

29:00

the live stream and you were just like wallowing

29:02

around? Yeah, well, I got kicked out of the

29:04

out of the sports book in Jersey, came back

29:07

and then he texted me and said, come back,

29:09

Tommy. And I came back and I think we

29:11

won one or two at the end of the

29:13

night. But then we went to

29:15

Vegas the next weekend. I was with KB and we lost

29:17

way more. And that's why I remember we made a video

29:20

sitting in a sitting in like the suite in

29:23

Vegas and he gave us picks for the day.

29:25

I don't know where it is. I tried to

29:27

find it recently and every pick, you're a cum

29:30

rag, you're useless. Like ever, ever. And I just

29:32

sat there at the end of every

29:34

like, all right, good video. But I guess that's

29:36

it. I guess that's it. Yeah. Breaking

29:38

news. Dave has responded to our radio announcement. Oh,

29:41

no. Oh, no. Says,

29:43

you're most Chicago checkmate. Oh, okay.

29:45

Oh, that's funny. Thank God.

29:48

Thank God. You can always tell

29:50

when Dave's on a plane. Another scared man's

29:52

company. I really almost feel there. I

29:55

legitimately threw up on my mind. No,

29:57

me too. I was like, no, I didn't retweet.

30:00

You're still useless comrade you piece of shit you're

30:02

fired that could have been anything yeah That was

30:04

very scary. I didn't I didn't retweet where it says like

30:06

wait. There's a clip out That's like us talking about Mondays whether

30:08

or not we like them I didn't retweet it cuz like James

30:10

can see this and be like this is boring like I know

30:13

I know I didn't even retweet

30:15

it and I felt bad Damn

30:18

okay, well, that's great um Yeah,

30:20

lots of going on with Dave lots of going on with Dave on

30:23

his way here He is on his way I'd like him

30:25

worried he's gonna walk in any moment like that's that's the

30:27

whole thing he also is he thought a lot of

30:29

people Were here before 10 a.m. This morning. I'll say

30:31

that he's all over this list He created

30:33

Roll Tide Willie shirts to help with Roll

30:35

Tide Willie finish his house So go get

30:37

yourself a shirt from the barstool sports store

30:41

Who is Lucas and why did he why Lucas

30:44

listen a medium rare? I don't wanna I don't

30:46

care can I can I be real if yeah,

30:49

this is bar story It was real as

30:51

it gets Jerry after dark. They're gonna talk about

30:53

Jerry after dark ad nauseam on the

30:55

yak and everything They do over there. I don't need

30:57

to talk about Lucas's uncooked chicken on It's

31:00

it's it was appalling topic worthy.

31:02

It was appalling It's

31:05

medium rare Lucas

31:07

is Jerry And

31:11

look he made this chicken which was not cooked

31:13

like that's just it but to me it's like I'm

31:15

not laughing I'm like how fucking stupid are you

31:17

Lucas? He okay that was a viral

31:19

thing for a while that people were

31:21

cooking chicken medium rare That's insane that's

31:24

on purpose. I'm a Nella Who

31:30

knows who knows so all I know is that they're all

31:32

they're gonna talk about is that uncooked chicken all day long

31:34

and I'll let them take the little brains on it because

31:37

I'm disgusted. That's my official stance of anybody else There's

31:39

no way you actually ate that Can't

31:42

you can't have I mean would hope he saw the the

31:44

feedback on Twitter and pop it back in the oven You

31:46

also can't even like you can't chew

31:48

raw cheese. Oh, I'm that's why that's why

31:51

you don't cook. Mmm. I guess so

31:53

I guess so. Um, I have

31:58

The end of the show Tim Hitching's T.J.'s

32:00

dad. Happy to have another day of Barcel

32:03

Radio content. Fuck it, Dave! Oh yeah, there

32:05

we go, there we go. Oh yeah, well

32:07

that was the big... Tim Hitching's is the

32:09

end of the tariff. He's the end-all-be-all, God

32:11

forbid. Uh, back when

32:13

we started back. So does he approve? Because otherwise... Well

32:16

he approves, he approves. Alright, thank God. Again.

32:18

Well he... I'm pretty sure he introduced the idea

32:20

of having Friday Barcel Radio. I don't even know

32:22

if he introduced it. I think that he shamed

32:24

us for not already having it. Oh,

32:26

oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I

32:29

know the tone, Tim Hitching. I heard your tone. He's

32:31

the program director around here. He's the program director. Yeah,

32:33

he's on the payroll on the side. I'm in

32:35

Fitzsimmons, work hand in hand. Exactly, yeah. Don't shit

32:37

on Fitzsimmons. He does more job... I was not

32:39

shitting on Fitzsimmons, I'm a Fitzsimmons simp. He does.

32:41

He's a program director. Yeah, I like Fitzsimmons. He's

32:44

everything. He does everything. I wanted to bring

32:46

Trent in here a little bit to talk about, I know,

32:48

not for a bit, we'll keep it at the end for

32:50

those who are going to freak the fuck out about what

32:52

I'm about to say. But the Bachelor does start tonight.

32:54

We have Cutting Stems starting tonight, and I wanted to look

32:56

a little bit at some of the female contestants and get

32:58

your guys' thoughts on them. But we'll bring Trent in

33:01

and do that a little bit. Sure, we'll just rate them. Kind

33:03

of, yeah. That's the whole point. That's why I said this

33:05

crew will be good for that. But before that... Wait,

33:07

is Cutting Stems live on Rumble? It

33:09

will be, yes. Let's go. But before we do any of those

33:11

things... I'll be in the chat. Thank

33:13

you. Before we do any of those things, that, I

33:15

also, you know, obviously we have to leave a moment

33:17

to talk about football. I will at least unleash myself

33:19

from that because I don't want to act like I

33:21

know what I'm talking about, except we are going to

33:23

have to talk about Taylor Swift a little bit and

33:25

Jason Kelsey jumping out of the booth. But before we

33:27

talk about that, Francis, you had a crazy morning that

33:30

we haven't even discussed. Oh. Five

33:32

minutes into the show yet, and I'd like to hear about it. First

33:34

of all, you are dressed very nice, look very handsome. I

33:36

can see you're right nipple. I can see your

33:38

nipple. I can also now see it that he pointed it

33:40

out. Yeah, I can see it. There you go. Jesus

33:43

Christ. What was your morning

33:45

like? Can you please explain it to us and why are you wearing a collar

33:47

shirt? I went to court. I

33:50

had to go to court and I

33:53

tried to plead a speeding ticket down.

33:56

And I was very concerned as I got

33:58

married. I

34:00

got dressed this morning. I had a lot going on in my head.

34:03

Do I want to dress up too much? Should I

34:05

wear my nice watch? I don't want them to think

34:08

that I can just pay this speeding

34:10

ticket fine and have it be easy.

34:13

But I also want to dress well enough that

34:15

the judge will see me and think that

34:17

I'm a good boy. Thank you, seriously. Yeah.

34:19

So it's a fine line. I

34:23

got there and I was

34:25

very thirsty and I

34:28

walked through the metal detector and then

34:30

went to the water fountain and

34:32

took a sip and it was a really powerful

34:34

water fountain and I got water all

34:36

over my white shirt, which

34:39

had sunstride and

34:41

immediately undid whatever nice presentation.

34:43

I was just a huge

34:45

wet dib. Maybe they

34:47

just thought you were really nervous and sweaty so

34:50

they felt bad for you? Yeah. I

34:52

had a racing withdrawal. Oh, also that? Did you

34:54

have a jacket? Were you wearing a jacket as well? I

34:57

wore a coat and I did

34:59

not wear a jacket, not a dressy jacket, but I

35:01

just had my overcoat because I thought... You

35:03

don't want to be too dressed up, I feel like. Yeah,

35:07

you could be headed down to work at Goldman

35:09

or something right now. You just look

35:12

like a... Yeah. Oh, did you

35:14

get it figured out? It

35:16

was all so much sillier

35:18

than I had... I kind

35:20

of wanted it to be

35:22

a little more procedural and

35:25

legal, but it ended up being

35:27

that I just went into a side room

35:29

and talked to the prosecutor and

35:31

she said, okay, you've got a

35:33

six point speeding ticket here. Oh,

35:36

nice. How fast are you? That's

35:38

a lot. Six points. I got

35:40

73 and a 55. I got a six point once and I

35:42

just never did anything about it. That's

35:45

worth six points. Apparently. Yeah.

35:48

But this is why I went up to address it

35:50

because... It's like over 20 miles an hour over

35:52

the limit is that many points. If you're right,

35:54

every turn... Were you in Jersey or New York? I

35:59

was in New York. Westchester deal with East

36:01

Coast having like the worst speeding

36:03

limits like I feel like it's all 55 everywhere and

36:05

then you go to Midwest and it's like 65 70

36:09

wrong with safety I think just yeah I think congestion

36:11

there's more people here they don't know that's true

36:13

you know there's 95 I would be imagine if it

36:15

was like 65 or 70 for

36:18

like the Garden City Parkway no forget it like forget

36:20

it that's I'm already going 70 on the Parkway yeah

36:22

yeah yeah I would be if I

36:24

was a president or whatever I would I would

36:26

pass a very strict driving loss 30,000

36:29

people I believe a year die on the roads

36:31

because of reckless driving oh really there's traffic laws

36:33

no talking under so far think about the auto

36:35

buying no texting well be able to admit so

36:37

fast that they you know whatever gets an accident

36:39

right being on your phone is crazy like that's it

36:41

that's the thing we're like I know everybody does it I

36:43

know or not everybody but I know a lot of people do it they'll

36:45

get on their phone they'll text them drive whatever I I cannot

36:48

believe that anyone thinks that that's like

36:50

I can't especially when I'm a passenger in

36:52

the car yes forget it what a ruin

36:55

your own life go ahead but driving

36:57

other people and you start texting who said

36:59

uber drivers do it I know that thought

37:02

about calling the company while I'm in the

37:04

backseat sometimes I'll be a Karen like you

37:06

messaged them I never yelled at an uber

37:09

I've never yelled I'll just be like hi like do

37:11

you mind like not being on your phone I just

37:13

I really get over driver can do anything

37:16

to me when I'm really I do

37:18

it even when my friends start like don't like straight

37:21

up like one hand on a little

37:23

I'm like crazy you put your phone

37:25

down it's and good for you Gia

37:27

I agree with that fuck those people

37:29

like people wrong with you like you're gonna fuck all of

37:31

a say like do you want me to send anything I'm

37:34

like what are you doing yeah yeah

37:36

please I'll search something I'll have

37:38

the me do it yeah I'll

37:40

do whatever what's the point

37:42

people are insane crazy don't have a

37:44

driver's license kind of for this exact I'm about

37:47

to expire I don't have no I

37:49

I've never I've I did when I

37:52

was a kid but I've no desire

37:54

to drive until I have like a

37:56

minivan and kids yeah I need a

37:58

driver's license in the city I haven't

38:00

had one since since tell that mine expired. I

38:02

told the site before but right before calls it

38:05

and I just a big everything was closed down.

38:07

I couldn't get it fixed because expire before. tell

38:09

that I didn't fall under the umbrella of people

38:11

being able to like mail it back and forth

38:13

jersey The Deadly do that before now they do

38:16

but because this happened before on it and exempt

38:18

from that and now it's been too long that

38:20

I have to. Take a diverse as sick

38:22

as far as the author users to get.

38:24

I can't imagine having a. Really? Really? So

38:26

we you had it is. I haven't talked to somebody

38:28

who's actually done that. You're taking a physical, driving test,

38:31

The just a written drugs or physical drug test

38:33

the South Africa a permit like drifted over sixteen

38:35

year old now and get up. You know that

38:37

I'm never going to drive again. Think you could

38:39

get a permit and then a me you would

38:41

go get the lights and aka I was in

38:43

the say i haven't done so it's it's great.

38:45

At. So annoying and again I knew this about a

38:47

year ago I found out that I are no ant

38:49

man cyclones got I found out that I had to

38:51

do this and I was like oh on just never

38:53

going to fucking do it than like eyes are. All

38:55

I wanted to do is switch my New Jersey less

38:58

as to New York and that oh it was the

39:00

delay but I couldn't do that because the expiring and

39:02

whatever. it's a real fucking nightmare but I never have

39:04

to drive although I was mind to for this up

39:06

with summertime said do like to. Rent. A car drives.

39:08

As he spoke, we. Shall say We shall say are

39:10

know it's tough stuff out there. It's okay so

39:12

what happened You You you have to pat. Well.

39:15

They said will plead you down to

39:17

a fire hydrant parking violation letter pounds

39:20

of some get over find Cilia and

39:22

I said how much as define and

39:24

they said zero to four hundred dollars

39:27

because said boy that's quite a rain

39:29

The latter I would prefer zero over

39:31

four hundred and she said well what

39:33

happened why are you speeding and I

39:36

I was passing an eighteen wheeler and

39:38

it was a curve coming up or

39:40

the highway so accelerated and just as

39:42

I got past it I got that.

39:45

Going seventy three, Thirty Five skills? I don't

39:47

have that gonna matter And I said why,

39:49

I've never gotten a speeding ticket my entire

39:51

life. Just as all note that. Room

39:54

and so a bad my you. Okay, I

39:56

want some. Got pulled over by a

39:58

police officer. That wasn't enough. He

40:00

was just standing on the highway and he

40:02

pointed at my car. Yeah, that's cool Like

40:06

that easy that's how I got my one

40:08

spin to yeah Friends like

40:11

just keep driving. I was like I have to pull

40:13

oh yeah It is one of those things that were

40:15

if we were like ah yeah, you're gonna do run

40:17

I don't think yeah, I don't think I

40:19

need to pull over well. He would have remembered your life. It

40:21

was in a toll booth oh and

40:24

I Was

40:26

going through the wrong. I emerged into one

40:29

lane, and I got they said

40:31

I was Delaying traffic or

40:33

something like that so there was already traffic

40:35

And he was just standing like right by

40:37

the toll booth, and yeah, he just said what

40:39

happened finger waggle Wow What happens

40:41

if a cop is in one

40:44

of those speed trap areas? but

40:46

let's say that they're facing the wrong direction and

40:49

You go by the highway and you're speeding and

40:51

you see their lights come on and you think

40:54

okay They're probably coming to get me, but

40:56

they have to wait for a clear moment in the

40:58

traffic to safely pull out to then chase You down

41:01

could you theoretically? Go

41:03

up and get off an exit and then

41:06

turn into some little vacant lot and park

41:08

behind one of those giant sand Yeah

41:11

structures. Yeah, they used to

41:13

pave the road to stand the right really

41:15

high just hide I mean what happens can

41:17

is that is that running? Yeah,

41:20

I thought you were getting somebody

41:22

else yeah, yeah, they're like well Then

41:24

why did you do this? I had to go pee yeah?

41:28

Why don't talk to dr. Barry Sheper my erologist

41:30

can we get someone to call in and weigh

41:32

in on that who knows those bylaws? Kelly can

41:34

we have that would be nice eight eight eight seven eight

41:36

six six five two two call and let us know if

41:39

you know The laws of the road like that because I

41:41

really don't and I but in my head. I'm always panicked

41:43

about people One

41:47

Seeing my license plate and remembering it because I

41:49

feel like anybody that were it's like a cop

41:51

or whatever. That's like a skill that they have.

41:53

like they can just you know, memorize the license

41:55

plate real quick. Also cameras There's cameras everywhere, so

41:57

if they see me avoiding the police pulling off.

42:00

And driving somewhere in hiding I feel like that's

42:02

and others an Asa. I don't know what the

42:04

camera system called in the United States but I

42:06

know that is cause. He's he's, he the everywhere else

42:08

because all of the. The books. That

42:10

I read that are you know

42:13

English English? avocados secrets or Cctv?

42:15

Me in. England or is it out or know your

42:17

i don't know that was. Not clear. You.

42:19

And I mean yeah, So yeah, the

42:21

Sherlock Holmes situation. so cctv. but

42:23

I am very. Paranoid about that

42:25

either, and sets either lot less.

42:29

Back in the eighteen hundreds of America. And

42:31

I really do. Not know

42:33

So I have to say like more

42:35

receptor who sounds as has a good

42:37

like viewers who are like spies. Bogey

42:39

horse drawn. a sense of

42:41

wonder your that own. Homes

42:45

is that I target getting a job. Sherlock

42:47

Holmes they're getting and it was summer bad

42:49

was more like up as I phone I'm.

42:51

A My Adam I make him feel like a

42:54

violent like I in my head I'm I'm Emma

42:56

envisioning Daniel Craig the Not as James Bond.

42:58

Where is Robert Downey Jr? Through a clear now

43:00

that I'm to synchronize he will on to

43:02

give us Fi movies. Susan. Those are Saturn

43:04

remakes that are set a me up

43:07

in the Gothic times of London. Me

43:09

I'm thinking about Legs are Bbc One

43:11

With said I'm honored as a third

43:13

of The and Killed. And also

43:15

maybe I'm just thinking of like you know, they. Like

43:17

last night or on is hop live near by?

43:19

Fair all it's has. Chance. Coming in

43:21

I figure we can not unless anybody

43:23

feel strongly To do we need to

43:25

have a. Cigarette We take a vote against

43:28

Churned noted on they'll come in transit here

43:30

Pow I. Said. I was setting a type setting

43:32

aside. Time is up at Vassar with you.

43:34

And then also a little bit about football, but

43:36

I don't think anybody cares about what I've

43:38

said for father's anybody so strongly. Steel frame. I

43:41

like the lions. Oh yeah, before we've really.

43:43

Got a football for. We'd start with Trent. Let's

43:45

do a quick lottery for our guys over

43:47

at Harrys. That Harrys Razors coming through my

43:49

peers I'm Anna Marie to write off because

43:51

I am new to Harrys Raises and sounds

43:53

like something any to get myself involved in.

43:55

But instead of charging the same of ridiculous

43:58

prices, Harrys on their way to me. The

44:00

beautifully designed razors fairfax of the

44:02

price. Another big brands, exceptional products,

44:04

honest prices. That Harrys got a

44:06

harrys.com/parcel radio skyn. get a size

44:09

bleed razor, waited, handle some save

44:11

gel and a travel cover for

44:13

three hours. Three. Hours. That's

44:16

amazing. Big time deal meal is

44:18

all. it's real. but Harrys Really

44:21

Are has decided to make incredibly

44:23

good razors ah, at a fraction

44:25

of the prices and Harrys. Razors

44:27

correct me if I'm wrong, but Harrys has been around

44:29

with parcel for a long time. For years they

44:31

were one of the original. Sponsors of lot

44:33

of our things so set up to Harrys. For being loyal

44:36

her I think that blades are made in Germany.

44:38

Who. Said i yeah don't have a

44:41

you guys but I if i want

44:43

blades are want German view on chairman

44:45

some and blaze on my less common

44:48

from Germany that say goodbye my sushi

44:50

knives from Germany. I. Please I

44:52

would think I'd buy them from Japan.

44:54

No, no, no, Still Germany. Still Germany

44:56

til. The but don't settle for the

44:58

status quo, blaze your own trail with Harrys.

45:00

Like I said, get started with the A

45:03

Thirteen stellar tile set for just three dollars.

45:05

Harrys Suck sus parcel rating airs or com/parcel

45:07

radio. A cast as Germany of Good Steel.

45:10

Yeah. They have and lot of that size

45:12

they're very good at holding. Oh yeah

45:14

they have of the high finely honed

45:16

edge. Yeah, the. Best edges.

45:20

Come from Germany, you have a row

45:22

knows the hero. Know. That still brand

45:24

and and mind. You. Know you can

45:26

do with it but with a German edge

45:28

of beauty. If you took of a feather

45:30

degree node up in the air and then

45:33

you just had it land on that edge

45:35

it would leave it on Only and only

45:37

German I will do that. You get any

45:39

for from anywhere else that rather will just.

45:41

Bounce. Off of it right?

45:43

right? Well that's great Thank you for

45:45

doing and additional as far as for sermon

45:48

blaze seats. it on germans ability

45:50

to manufacture and manipulate steel is

45:52

probably what led to their success

45:54

in world war two okay probably

45:57

violently after world war one they

45:59

were rearming and rebuilding. And

46:02

nobody knew, and it was all, they were

46:04

just building up a huge arsenal. Wow. Planes

46:07

and tanks. All right. And

46:10

just a fighting spirit. Yeah, they believed in themselves.

46:12

Right, right, right. Also, quite literal us against the

46:14

world. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let

46:16

you down. That's what Germany would

46:19

do. For my money, I can't think

46:21

of many things more terrifying than seeing

46:23

a German soldier with a bayonet attached

46:25

to his rifle and knowing that

46:27

bayonet was honed and

46:30

edged in Germany. Wow, wow.

46:33

Well, I'm glad that we know that fear of yours. I'm

46:36

glad that we. That thing's going right in. I'm

46:38

glad we don't have to deal with it. And

46:40

let's lighten it up. Let's leave Germany. Sure,

46:43

sorry. That was lightest of fun. Yeah, let's

46:45

leave Germany and let's head over to

46:48

the Bachelor Mansion, which is located outside

46:50

of Los Angeles, California, Trent. I'm glad

46:52

you're here. Big night tonight, big night

46:54

for us. I can't help myself. No, it

46:56

is now, it's on now. It is now? Yeah.

47:00

Happy we're here. Oh boy. We have

47:02

Cutting Cents, Cutting Cents is back tonight. Myself, Trent,

47:04

Ria and Fran, we will be analyzing

47:06

every episode of the Bachelor live

47:09

reaction show, except we're not live.

47:11

We are pre-recording. Yeah, we're cool. We get screeners

47:13

now, which is exciting. Which is so cool. That

47:16

makes me feel like I've made it. But

47:18

I thought it would be fun to have

47:20

you in here and to bring up some

47:22

of the girls that are the contestants this

47:24

season around, Joey's season. And I

47:26

want your guys thoughts on them. Trent and I, like I said,

47:28

we've both seen it already. For any guys who

47:30

are like, oh, Bachelor talk, we're about to rate

47:32

hot women. Yeah. That's what we're

47:35

about to do. We're about to judge books by their

47:37

covers. The thing that people don't know is that Tommy

47:39

is actually a huge Bachelor fan. So he does the

47:41

thing where he pretends like it's something that he's not

47:43

gonna watch, and then he texts me long

47:46

stream of consciousness texts during the entire episode. Things

47:48

that I could not put out on Twitter. But

47:51

I prefer the Bachelorette to the Bachelor.

47:54

Because I just think the

47:57

guys are always a funnier group of

47:59

misfits. of weirdos like I like

48:01

to watch the like 20 30

48:03

guys like fumbling over themselves getting in fights over Lord knows

48:05

what I Don't know. I don't know if I've ever really

48:08

watched That much of a

48:10

bachelor season the girl whatever their hot girls they have

48:12

caddy fights I don't know I like them. I

48:14

like them for that exact opposite reason I like

48:16

to see the girls be like caddy

48:18

and bitchy like I like to

48:20

like get high and treat the bachelor as

48:22

a comedy Yeah, no total. I don't think

48:24

I do it I don't like to see

48:27

women debase themselves for the approval of a

48:29

man. Okay. I prefer what Tommy's reason Yeah,

48:31

there's one woman who gets well gets to

48:33

choose Is

48:36

the guy still kind of gets the power at the end

48:38

because he decides he wants to propose oh, yeah, it is

48:41

kind of Wild yeah, we'll never

48:43

we'll never shake that I guess any guy

48:45

who won ever not proposed. Oh,

48:47

yeah Yeah, yeah, whoa really

48:49

so many different outcomes. Yeah, we had the worst one

48:52

that I know is is Season

48:54

with Ari that you have posed to this girl Becca

48:56

proposed where they did the whole thing on my knee

48:58

and on whatever like two Days later came back and

49:01

was like actually I want to ring back. I

49:03

wanted to propose to the other girl I made

49:05

oh that was scandal I heard about now he's

49:07

another Mary with a bunch of kids What about

49:09

the time because Mary to pilot Pete? I let

49:11

Pete was was crazy There

49:15

was that pretty bad one too where the guy won

49:17

and then it turned out that he liked cock oh,

49:20

yeah Underwood He

49:25

did just talk about him he's so But

49:29

a whole time bring out the girls

49:31

wanted cock bachelor ABC calm it was

49:35

He was a confused man Word

49:38

like another word for thanks Tommy. Thank you so

49:40

the way that you say cock is is cock It's

49:46

like out you say When you

49:48

said I feel like I see yours yeah, and it's

49:50

like it's like I'm a I'm like put

49:52

away You say how I imagine army? Yeah,

49:54

it's very aggressive Evans

49:59

I bet you he's He's got some good knives.

50:01

He's coming back. I think he's back. You

50:03

and the piercing. I think he's back,

50:05

Armie Hammer. He was back on Instagram being

50:07

like, he's chilling. What? We all have

50:09

our vices. I thought he was in the Cayman

50:12

Islands knowing I'm shares. He was. He was

50:14

doing that, but no, he's back. He's back in

50:16

LA. He's like, I'm home. He got in

50:18

trouble because he was into eating his women.

50:22

There was rumors of cannibalism and abusive relationships.

50:26

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

50:30

So we can just have the website. Like, are we allowed to just have the, oh yeah. Okay.

50:33

Okay. Yeah. I

50:35

got it. Oh yeah.

50:38

That's okay. I don't care about. I like

50:40

this bachelor by the way. He's great. He is

50:42

great. Joey. He was

50:45

on charity. He's got charity. Charity season.

50:47

And. Oh,

50:49

she's. Wow. She

50:52

really did. She wrote that in the prior season. Plum?

50:55

Grace and a plum. I know it as a plum. A

50:57

plum. Oh, I'm from Long Island. I

51:00

love it. No, charity was one of the

51:02

best bachelors we've ever had. And her season was really good.

51:04

And Joey was on her season. And

51:06

their end was sad because we were rooting for

51:08

him. We were rooting for their love. And now

51:11

he has an opportunity to find his own. And

51:13

he has Riz out the ass.

51:15

Like he is. Super hot. He

51:17

is very hot. He came to this office and he, big eye

51:19

contact guy. Oh. Gorgeous

51:21

eyes. For the longest time I thought he was a short king

51:24

because he was the final two. Me too. Between

51:26

him. It was him and Daughton. Daughton's

51:28

like 6'8". And then you see Joey next to Daughton.

51:30

I'm like, this guy's short. And then I met him

51:32

like last week. And he is like 6'8". He's

51:35

a regularly hided man. He's going to be a great

51:38

bachelor. He is going to be a great bachelor. And

51:40

it's fantastic. Okay, cool. We have the

51:42

cast. Mama Mia. I should have studied

51:44

this ahead of time, Nick. Just go

51:46

to like, you don't even need the image. Are you able to

51:48

go to like bachelorettecast.com? Because you can click on the girls. It

51:51

tells you what to do. I should have sent you. That's

51:53

so many women. Just

51:55

go to like bachelorettebc.com. A lot of brunettes. We

51:58

want to see their things. Because they have other. They have

52:00

names they have like they've names say you know they have

52:03

a Trade there they are

52:05

there. Yes, just are you able to have any hand if

52:07

you're the bachelor do you have any hand? And who gets

52:09

on the cast no they say that they

52:11

can here we go They say that they can

52:13

talk about how they could talk about things that

52:15

they like or don't like or what they you

52:17

know Like if they like

52:19

blondes brunettes, whatever and they'll take that into consideration,

52:21

but no they don't choose Yeah, they asked ran

52:23

I think re-infran asked him like how much did you say

52:25

you wanted more brunettes because there are a lot of a

52:27

lot of Yeah, I don't think they get

52:30

that they definitely don't get that pick that would be

52:32

no they definitely don't get to pick Yeah, a couple

52:34

of my front runners should get the pic I don't

52:36

get to pick until they're on site You know he

52:38

gets to pick exactly when I held my date is

52:41

oh I controlled from start to finish I think the

52:43

girls I picked who won that's how dating shows are

52:45

meant to be you guys think that their

52:48

Society will do away with the show at some point. I

52:50

think they'll be like I think it would have happened already

52:52

It would have happened. Yeah, I know I

52:55

think because my generation still into it, but

52:57

after my generation I feel like now it's

52:59

the bachelor's too fake too scripted the producer

53:01

Oh, but you mean just like people don't

53:03

like this. I think he means from like

53:05

a cancel. I do yeah I think people

53:07

are there's so many people are gonna stop watching

53:09

that avenge I think in like five to ten years.

53:12

I'll tell you something right now. I think golden bachelor

53:14

brought it back Oh cancelled like social. Yeah,

53:16

oh, oh, I don't think it'll ever happen

53:18

like it would happen already Very and

53:20

then move to rumble if they try to

53:22

what exactly yeah I

53:25

just I just feel like there'd be a percentage

53:27

of the population I'll be like oh, I can't

53:29

but I guess they do both they do bachelor

53:31

and bachelorette So it doesn't matter people get that

53:33

and sold equal opera bachelor bachelor for sure all

53:36

the time you guys in the control booth I'm

53:38

sorry. Can you just double check that Harry's blades

53:40

do come from Germany? Because

53:43

I went on a long I was trying to

53:45

find out about that Okay, sure

53:47

that's true check that out and then let's look at

53:49

some of these people I want to I want to talk about

53:51

a couple of these girls before we leave because I want to

53:53

bring up some things Great the first girl I think it's Allison.

53:55

I can't see that far, but she's the girl next to Jesse

53:57

Palmer click her she I

54:00

know many of the cameras. Yeah, she Allison she

54:03

is a sister Yeah, there are two

54:05

girls this girl and then there's Lauren and they look

54:07

exactly the same Lauren is two years older They're both

54:09

on the show That's

54:18

a night one I'm fucking them both at the same time

54:20

there they are yeah They are look at look at that

54:23

they look exactly the fucking thing where you're at it crazy thing

54:25

the cameras like Wait when 28

54:27

and 126 yep And

54:31

they're both from Philly they both

54:33

love Philly they live in Philly whatever let's

54:35

see what are their things is about Allison

54:38

has many costume She

54:48

loves getting dressed up for fancy dinners right so

54:50

this girl likes cosplay Three facts about

54:52

yourself. Oh, I like Medina. I think

54:54

Medina is gonna be going Problem

55:00

31 ooh mental health service Tommy perfect takes

55:02

one to no one oh in Charlotte,

55:04

North Carolina Don't they love you down there did they

55:06

love you down there when you went there for the chicks office? I'm right.

55:08

Yeah, they're gonna like me. Oh yeah, I knew they would oh

55:12

She just wants to make a make a big

55:14

supporter face mask with a cup of tea big

55:18

supporter of Organism oh yeah,

55:20

I have a question. I can't see that far. Yeah There's

55:23

30 women and he has to pick whatever

55:25

15 to move on do the producers be

55:27

like hey you get 10 But

55:29

we have five that we know are gonna

55:31

be dramatic to make for good television, so

55:34

we're Lena No one has five through no

55:36

one has admitted that to us has to be but

55:38

we think that they're Think that

55:40

that's yes, no one has ever in no way

55:42

because the people that are so fucking annoying Stayed

55:45

the longest click click she's

55:48

kind of the top who's Sandra's beautiful and women

55:50

are beautiful It's a girl. Yeah, it's cute

55:52

and with two ends who I think is

55:54

my is my front-runner right now She's cute.

55:57

Let's see is cute there. She is. Oh, she's cute

56:00

This girl my girl. Dance! She has.

56:02

She was getting her flirt on at one

56:04

point and I'm like this girl is so

56:06

beautiful that I could even like think anything

56:08

pass it. Let's say she knows the aliens

56:10

are real up. Oh. God

56:12

suddenly. Pulled out subs addicts her

56:15

cry. Or she's got no shown. No, I

56:17

didn't see that some. And as a surprise although

56:19

and up on a model in my blood in

56:21

my blood, guess he gets meal teared up to

56:23

seven. The right mood is it. And like that's

56:25

the sad songs of. Would you? what? Would

56:28

you gotta make? A autumn lot

56:30

of fun facts. I. Have no

56:32

idea I think either. So every time we do this. Is. An

56:34

ever have fun on? No, no. I don't really have

56:36

any their own facts about myself. We have Ah,

56:38

autumn. From St. Louis, Missouri.

56:40

So far she's perfect. Small. Town girl

56:43

ready for her big love sushi. Like

56:45

to get rowdy were was in college

56:47

football. The Odelet Captivity Music Festival thought.

56:49

I'm a little like that. Oh okay okay

56:51

the understand my see a say takes a

56:53

long road or oh fuck with Autozone. I

56:55

like almost any love that dibs on all

56:58

armies like literally falling on the floor out

57:00

of his share. To see more about Autumn

57:02

Yeah midwestern girl say they'll pay or saw

57:04

would have of another color stay out of

57:06

them and my son are allowed Midwest girls

57:08

are very nice. They're not allowed in online.

57:11

He likes of is it because they they're. More susceptible to

57:13

years ago I feel like of this

57:15

grown up around so mentally manipulated Long

57:17

Island in New Jersey for garlic yada.

57:19

Now for our from different well and

57:21

I mix it up. You said southern

57:23

girls are great to southern guess other

57:25

girls are kind West coast Saudis? yeah

57:27

well I really like as hell Saudis

57:30

are over another another in i hired

57:32

a battle for years or unforgettable? yeah

57:34

oh. Daisy. Duke has a

57:36

city at a money on top of

57:38

forget him or Dalai to swim again.

57:40

Skyn saw them or impossible I saw

57:42

a bunch of those girls gifts of

57:44

get outta here are hot the I

57:46

feel like west coast women. I like

57:48

girls from like organ in Seattle for

57:51

a little or no. No. Women

57:53

from Would Utah. Are beautiful like

57:55

that. Click. Like. Serious

57:57

clicks Gold coin.

58:00

You're into that. Star. I

58:02

feel like mommy blogger, TikTok people,

58:04

they're all from Utah and they

58:06

all are beautiful women with perfect

58:08

hair. Totally agree. Star with

58:10

two R's, that's her real name. She does a

58:12

good Britney Spears impression. Horse names. She's

58:15

a stripper. Star is a stripper. She's always

58:17

late. She's not a stripper. I'm also always

58:19

late. She likes a margarita spicy. Okay, I

58:21

don't like people that are always late. Yeah,

58:23

I'm always late. I'm a bad, that's my

58:26

biggest, the worst thing about me. I wouldn't

58:28

say that's... I am communicative

58:30

about it, but I am always kind of late. Let me

58:32

see her face again. She's

58:34

cute. Two R's,

58:36

two R's is why I clicked star two R's.

58:39

I... Orange star S. Yeah,

58:41

that's kind of a wild name. I don't know who

58:43

makes the name. There's also Medina, which

58:45

I'm pretty sure is a

58:47

horse's name. It could be, it could be. Let's

58:50

pull up Evelyn. Evelyn. Yeah, quick Evelyn.

58:53

She's pretty. Did you see

58:55

her? Yeah, there she is. 29, Nanny. She's

58:57

beautiful Evelyn. Nanny, gorgeous. Yeah.

59:00

She's gorgeous. Let's see, she's

59:02

an alcohol, alcohol woman. Oh, she's a Hamil

59:04

fan? What does that mean? She wants to

59:06

run a lunch date with Charity. Mark

59:08

Hamil? Hamilton. That's what I

59:10

would think. Oh. Hamilton. I

59:13

thought Mark Hamil, like Luke Skywalker. Hamil fan,

59:15

no, definitely. Hamilton fan? She

59:18

isn't really a bucket list kind of person. I

59:20

like that. She's living her life.

59:24

Who does she want to go with? She doesn't think she'll ever die.

59:26

She's lorgy. Yeah, it could be that. It could be that.

59:28

She's incredible. She's a mortal out

59:31

here. She's a charity. Unrealistic. Anyway, so

59:33

I'm really excited. I think that we, I think we touched on

59:35

a couple of hotties. There's certainly drama

59:37

afoot. We are going to record Cutting Cents

59:39

shortly, so that will be live

59:41

tonight right after The Bachelor's premiere.

59:44

Very exciting. Yeah. It'll

59:47

also be available on all the other platforms, so

59:49

make sure you keep your eyes peeled. And

59:52

I'm going to be watching, Tommy. You're going to watch what?

59:54

You haven't decided yet. Maybe. You're

59:56

going to watch. You've got to watch your girl Autumn. I Do like

59:58

to watch the first. First episode

1:00:00

just to see, but I'm not committing

1:00:03

myself to. It's. Got another I was

1:00:05

too much. Where do you find all this

1:00:07

time to watch all these shows a pm

1:00:09

on? Have I still like You're always on

1:00:11

dates? Are

1:00:13

not on a mosque that he always on it or

1:00:15

you have a lot of is a cigar know how?

1:00:17

I haven't been on a date and actually was smuggling

1:00:19

homo much in the fought fiercely. Drivers:

1:00:22

Not everyone is a that like you have. You have

1:00:24

some an easy to sit. Over and I have. I

1:00:26

have seasons of the I have not been on

1:00:28

a true date and a few months because every

1:00:30

couldn't or guard I would go truck over to

1:00:32

their website. those are two prime. They have a

1:00:34

you got a lot out there Wednesday out there

1:00:36

and I you're gonna have a minor league affiliate.

1:00:38

A Never City's got. You got about a grotesque,

1:00:40

sincere. Kind of man.

1:00:42

And since I came over to your ass we have a lot

1:00:44

of of a day I showered your place. You creep me out

1:00:46

about. Other.

1:00:48

As an ogre, Hawthorne other boys.

1:00:51

oh. Really? Putting your face on the ground of the

1:00:53

of the tub. did you clean it up? Pointed. Out

1:00:55

and that's called the trick photography

1:00:57

sweetheart. my wasn't really a oh

1:00:59

yeah I us around Ramona I

1:01:01

them fail me sweetheart deal. Last

1:01:03

I don't know how did the

1:01:06

idea of our back of a

1:01:08

saw her Scott are. Actually like

1:01:10

stand outside the door and. Wait,

1:01:12

Till yesterday as other videos other I

1:01:14

was I listen to himself on is

1:01:16

a perversion send your boss to prove

1:01:19

you killed him south Ssds figure strangle

1:01:21

them about how to actually try to

1:01:23

pretty good shower all things considered under

1:01:25

over like ten minute how one hundred

1:01:27

body is rather emotes my for such

1:01:30

as what. You want to take advantage of somebody elses

1:01:32

place and I consider Third, High powered. I have resigned

1:01:34

because I didn't have any how one and I

1:01:36

hadn't fell, hot water and three days of i

1:01:38

want to stay there for an hour by hour

1:01:40

away we're we had you forever and their that

1:01:42

weird years of fucking camcorder set up. When

1:01:45

that happened and he was like on worry about than

1:01:48

of like okay years ago brow like and riding up

1:01:50

for him or her just hundred thousand and one time

1:01:52

a buddy of fargo your had as. This is a

1:01:54

when he's making all these jokes. Do you have an on?

1:01:56

They relate in the sound like hard time. It's a vanilla

1:01:58

he needs. a dozen at one point But it's

1:02:00

not really a camera in here. I searched the room thoroughly. Before

1:02:04

I got in there I was like I'm gonna search every

1:02:06

part of this because for that exact reason back haha And

1:02:08

then he'll have a video of me in the shower, and

1:02:10

I'm like I fucking hate it. You're like damn that sucks

1:02:12

Yeah, go back on that.

1:02:14

Look, Trent's Showers with his bathing suit on.

1:02:19

I once had a friend borrow my shower, and he

1:02:21

used it, but before he went in he goes Just

1:02:25

so you know I do a lot of my best

1:02:27

thinking in the shower I tend to

1:02:29

take really long showers And it

1:02:31

took me a long time to realize that he

1:02:33

was just saying that so that he could jerk

1:02:35

off So you could jerk off? That's no. Right.

1:02:38

You cannot jerk off in a- I don't even

1:02:40

jerk off my own shower because I share with

1:02:42

a roommate You can't jerk off at any shower

1:02:44

that's shared with people. That is actually so nuts

1:02:47

I didn't even think about that. Do people- I guess people really

1:02:49

do jerk off in the shower all the time, huh? I don't

1:02:51

know. I would say almost never do it.

1:02:53

I don't like it. Almost never? I feel like

1:02:56

it's a common. Almost

1:02:58

never. There's two wets. Six too long. Interesting.

1:03:00

Yeah, no I mean I would think that. Look

1:03:02

at anything on my phone. An enjoyable experience,

1:03:05

but I don't know. Damn, but that is

1:03:07

terrible if your friend jerked off in your shower

1:03:09

That's weird. I mean I definitely jerked off in

1:03:11

common. Like a weird- I feel like that's a

1:03:13

dominant thing. I know. Like an inane need for

1:03:15

that. Yeah, like a- I feel like that

1:03:17

are weird. Like a- I'm leaving his morgue.

1:03:19

Alpha stuff. Yeah, like pee on the fire

1:03:21

hydrant. I'm gonna cum in your tub. Sorry.

1:03:24

Alright, I think it's time we wrap it

1:03:26

up. Yeah? Thoughts? How we feeling?

1:03:28

Yeah. Feeling good about the day? Yeah. Yeah.

1:03:30

Alright. Come talk radio. I love it. Come

1:03:32

talk radio. Alright. Thank you guys for listening.

1:03:34

We'll see you again tomorrow at noon and

1:03:37

have a good day. Bye.