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no I'm not going to yell about

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everything all week or about

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to do a show on Friday.

1:02

I'm not going to talk about how Dave doesn't want

1:05

this show to succeed. I'm not

1:07

going to talk about how Kelly Keig

1:09

sits in here Monday through Thursday and

1:11

tries to prop herself up talking down

1:13

and condescending to me acting like she's

1:15

God's gift to radio when the show

1:17

has been a massive failure if I'm

1:19

not on it. I'm not going to talk about

1:21

any of that. And no I

1:24

won't go in on Dave coming on radio and

1:27

repeating the same shit he said nonstop for years.

1:29

He plays the hits like he's

1:31

this washed up band saying the

1:34

same stuff he repeats every six

1:36

months saying I'm Walter Cronkite because

1:38

I asked these questions to JVR

1:40

seven years ago saying personality

1:42

of an ant. Oh Davey personality of

1:44

an ant time after time after time

1:46

after time after time and maybe that's

1:49

true Dave. Maybe I do. But

1:52

as I've said let's think about how everything

1:54

I'm in I'm the star

1:56

of whether it was a video back in 2014

1:58

writing. Tricycles or the

2:00

dog show or the 20th anniversary awards

2:03

where I roasted the entire company who

2:05

stole the show was it me? No,

2:08

you're right It wasn't me You

2:23

It was the dog the

2:26

dog always steals the show

2:28

world series of poker the

2:30

dog Surviving barstool you needed

2:32

the dog and now barstool

2:34

radio the mother fucking dog

2:37

Kelly geegs in here talking about God

2:39

knows what with zero substance zero personality

2:41

Zero humor and a bad attitude and

2:43

I have to come in time after

2:45

time after time and bail her ass

2:47

out for two weeks Straight and what

2:50

does she do when I outshine

2:52

her again? She kicks me off

2:54

does she not know the number one rule

2:56

around here of getting ratings get the

2:59

dog And here's the thing. I

3:01

don't need the mask and I'm talking to

3:03

you Dave I'm talking to you you want

3:05

me to wear the mask and be your

3:07

little gesture play your little games But guess

3:10

what Dave you no longer decide when I

3:12

wear the mask the bad guy decides when

3:14

he wears the mask So listen up because

3:16

here's what we're gonna do We're

3:19

gonna do an hour of radio every Friday,

3:21

and when you see the mask It's

3:24

your ass, and it could be anyone

3:26

it could be you Davey eggshells It

3:29

could be you crazy Kelly keebs it

3:31

could be you insecure Francis or it

3:33

could be anybody in this fucking office

3:36

Chicago, Texas, California, India,

3:38

China, Canada. I don't

3:40

care But for now let's

3:43

have a nice day of anyone

3:45

can be a star Friday radio

3:47

Nick hit that music music

3:56

I own 100% of the dog Do

4:00

it, he's proven it. Time and time

4:02

and time and time. I'm done with you,

4:04

I'm not bitter, I'm frustrated with your bullshit.

4:06

I think that Nate has an inaccurate valuation

4:08

of himself. I've been here for five minutes

4:11

and three months and it's fucked up. Me,

4:13

the whole time. Every single time you send

4:15

me a text message about this, it makes me want to blow my

4:17

brain to the back of my fucking skull. And I can't hear about

4:19

it from you anymore. You know what Tim does with the

4:21

rest of the day? Tells everybody that he talked to me. That's

4:24

what Tim does. That's who I got

4:26

to talk to today. The dog! Friday

4:28

radio! You'll be watching. It's

4:32

delayed when we're watching it at home. You're live. We're

4:35

live. I'm not entirely sure what you just said. We're

4:37

live and guess who's next in line? It's Bart's old Nate!

4:41

We good, Nick? Alright, so

4:43

this is Friday radio. It's

4:45

me, it's Vibs, it's Clemmer, it's John Rich.

4:48

We have a big show, Dante the Don. We'll be calling

4:51

in later to tell us what he's angry about today. So

4:54

that's way after the show. But we have a lot to

4:56

unpack. A lot to unpack, Chris Clemmer. That was

4:58

hell of a monologue. You went at Keegs, you went

5:00

at Francis, want to expand? We

5:03

have to talk about how this whole thing came to be, right?

5:07

So Francis

5:09

and Keegs have taken the reins on Barstool

5:11

radio. And good for them, Monday

5:14

through Thursday. Given the reins though. Given

5:16

the reins, taking the reins, whatever you

5:18

want to say. And basically

5:21

what this show will be on Friday is... I love

5:24

Yettis! They

5:27

put us in the darkest seats ever. They

5:31

said sit there for lighting. Alright, alright, alright. I'm

5:33

gonna blame them in the booth. So

5:36

what this show will be is it'll

5:38

be basically Power Rankin's radio every Friday.

5:40

We'll recap the highlights and lowlights of

5:42

the week at Barstool. We'll have themed

5:44

episodes next Friday. Dave pulls

5:46

the plug on this because he'd be an idiot to do

5:49

that. We'll have large back in for Gentleman's Friday that he

5:51

used to do when he hosted the morning show. But

5:53

obviously we have to start with the Keegs, Francis,

5:56

all week situation, Dave in the office.

5:59

I have a lot of fun. written on my laptop because I

6:01

didn't want to forget anything because

6:03

there's a lot to unpack. I've

6:06

been keeping track of it and basically it all goes

6:08

back to Monday. Dave's in the office

6:10

and I just wanted to yell at him on

6:12

the rundown about the anybody can be a star

6:14

picture and how he doesn't want me to be

6:16

a star. Nick we're gonna recap quickly

6:18

all of it. Nick do you have that? I

6:20

came I don't know what we're doing with parcel radio

6:22

here in New York. Are we trying to get it

6:25

not to work? Is that like let's

6:28

see if we can put out the worst product and

6:30

we'll see what happens. You're talking about Nate Fridays?

6:32

Yeah I'm talking about Nate Fridays. He

6:35

is a proven

6:37

track record of not being able

6:39

to do content. It doesn't

6:41

matter. He can't do it. Fine throw him out

6:43

there on Friday. Throw him out there. Let's see

6:45

how it goes. Look Dave

6:47

we're losing 12 million dollars a year.

6:50

All hands on deck. We need people working

6:52

on Fridays. If people want to come in

6:54

on Fridays it's not just like me doing

6:56

a monologue to the YouTube and Rumble audience.

6:58

We have other people in here. We just

7:00

want to get together do an hour of

7:02

radio on Friday. Stuff happens on Thursday that

7:04

should be talked about on Friday. It's a

7:06

travesty that we're not working on Friday already.

7:10

Old plus but why you? You know what

7:12

why not me? Anybody can be a star

7:14

Dave. No no no no no no no

7:16

The can's party for the star. You

7:18

know what I'm talking about. You know

7:21

the paint team. You're an editor. Anyone

7:23

can be a star. You come into

7:25

Barcelona Sports. Anybody can do anything. Besides

7:27

Nate. Besides Nate. You

7:30

know what you do? You shovel my glitter out of

7:32

the star. You go in late at night. You

7:35

tiptoe in and you shovel my glitter

7:37

out. And then you go in the

7:39

company meetings. Anybody can be a star

7:41

at Barstool. Alex Cooper. Blah blah blah

7:43

blah blah. Not Nate. It's always Davey

7:45

not Nate. That sums

7:47

it up. Is Nate's all going to Alex

7:49

Cooper? Well guess what? Other people have to become

7:52

stars since you couldn't afford her. And guess who's

7:54

next in line? It's Barstool Nate. Friday radio. You'll

7:57

be watching. Alright,

8:00

so that spilled in to Tuesday when

8:02

I thought Keegs and Francis were

8:04

gonna start radio being like hey That was pretty

8:06

funny on the rundown yesterday. Everybody would laugh They

8:09

would move on talk about the Bachelor or whatever

8:11

what ended up happening instead is they were Extremely

8:14

bitter about me wanting to do a Friday

8:16

show and I don't know why I've watched

8:18

that clip trying to figure out why hold On

8:20

like many many many times. I don't mention

8:22

anybody. I just say people come

8:25

in We all have to you know all hands on

8:27

deck. We have to get this company back on track

8:29

Let's do Friday radio Dave. You know

8:31

who Dave did a Dave thing. I did my

8:33

thing we all moved on besides Keegs and Francis

8:36

so they They

8:38

come on and they're bitching and they're moaning about

8:40

how I'm trying to do

8:42

Friday radio But what doesn't

8:44

make sense to me is Keegs told me two

8:46

weeks ago Friday's yours Like I have all the

8:48

receipts she goes Friday's yours run with it do

8:50

what you want with it make it fun I

8:52

was like awesome. Fuck. Yeah, somehow that turned into

8:56

Nate's such a piece of shit for wanting to do Friday.

8:58

Why do you think that happened? Like what changed in those

9:00

two weeks? I Think

9:02

it could be just the attention that I

9:04

was getting for wanting to do this show

9:07

compared to the product They were currently putting

9:09

out so you don't you said if you

9:11

do not like the current barstool radio product

9:13

Monday Did I've been the biggest cheerleader and

9:15

proponent of it? We need it to succeed

9:17

as an office It should be great every

9:19

single day. I I don't know like that.

9:21

It's still baffles me to this day, but

9:23

anyway As

9:26

it turned out like you know, they

9:28

took me wanting to go toe-to-toe with Dave as a

9:30

personal affront Which

9:32

the whole working Fridays thing we could do a

9:35

four-hour radio show about that whole thing about you

9:37

know She doesn't want to put makeup on and

9:39

Francis writes blogs on Friday this and that this

9:41

and that anyway Francis took it personally saying I

9:43

shouldn't even deserve a chance to do this Francis

9:46

that I am so untalented I don't even deserve

9:48

Nick. Do you have that? Let's just

9:50

play that I Think that

9:52

Nate has a an inaccurate Evaluation

9:55

of himself. I think that's

9:57

a and what's that same way to put it I

10:02

think that my guess is that

10:04

he believes that tenure

10:07

and longevity at this company somehow

10:10

lends themselves to winning

10:13

roles and positions. And

10:15

that's not the case. It's a meritocracy. This

10:17

is a content company. We

10:20

hired a rookie tomorrow and

10:23

they were lights out on

10:26

TikTok. That person's going to get elevated

10:29

beyond someone who's been here 10 years

10:31

but isn't getting views. I

10:33

think that's always been the way. I

10:37

think Nate probably feels like he's

10:39

earned this seat on

10:41

Barstool Radio. And

10:49

you don't think that's the case. But

10:51

I think they're not quite full. Literally, when

10:53

we did Barstool Breakfast,

10:55

I had to audition for

10:58

that. I did

11:00

multiple test shows. A

11:02

couple things there. One,

11:04

auditioning for Barstool Breakfast with

11:07

Julie Stewart Binks seven years ago when

11:09

he had worked here for three weeks

11:11

total at that point is a crazy

11:13

thing to bring up. Two, Keig's cheerleading

11:16

that when she didn't audition for the

11:18

current show that she's hosting and Pat

11:20

just rawr-rawr-ing like as if he's auditioned

11:23

for anything either is crazy too. Nobody

11:25

auditions for anything here. But the

11:27

bigger part is them

11:30

the whole Friday thing. And there's many

11:32

layers to it but they have a

11:34

very bizarre clip talking to Big Cat

11:36

who works seven days a

11:38

week when Big Cat was in here talking

11:40

about working on Fridays yesterday. Do

11:42

we have that? We have this

11:45

and John Rich in here because they

11:47

are they're assisting the Nate Friday stuff

11:49

which starts tomorrow. Oh nice. I know

11:51

that you were I heard you on the act day very excited for

11:53

Nate Friday. As are we. As are we.

11:55

I'm a big proponent of working on Fridays. Yes, of

11:57

course. I do think that Fridays are a work day.

12:00

I agree. I don't know where this all came from.

12:02

It's Nate. Nate is trying to pretend like none of

12:04

us want to work on Friday. I thought Nate is

12:06

not wrong. Nate is not wrong about the office being

12:08

dead on Friday. It is dead on a Friday, yeah.

12:11

It is, but we can change that. It could just

12:13

work. I tend

12:16

to take Fridays to write from home

12:18

because I can't write blogs here. I'm

12:20

happy to come in here and just

12:22

do stupid shit as usual. Yeah, mix

12:24

it up. I like doing blogs at home on Friday because it's

12:26

a day that I don't have to put fucking makeup on to come

12:29

in here. That's my big thing for me. If I'm being real, that's

12:31

why I don't want to... People are going to give me shit for

12:33

that, but it's like you have no idea. Just

12:35

go all natural. Please.

12:38

Why? I do it every day. For Friday. Well,

12:40

that's the benefit there. That's the... It's a patriarch at work yet again.

12:42

It's a patriarch at work. It's a patriarch at work. Yeah,

12:46

but Fridays are a good day to work. I

12:48

like it. It's fun. All

12:50

right. I don't want to get into the makeup thing.

12:52

I know, John Rich, you do. I don't know

12:54

what it's like to be... I want you to get into it. I have...

12:57

I don't want to say it. The thing is, I think that all

12:59

speaks for itself. I

13:01

don't know what we could possibly say that

13:03

could add to what they said directly to

13:05

Big Cat. My

13:07

jaw was on the floor when I saw that. Big

13:11

Cat, yes. He works harder than every

13:13

single human alive. I

13:15

just can't imagine telling him I don't come to

13:17

work on Fridays because of makeup. I don't know.

13:21

I don't think there's anything to add to that, Vibs. I

13:24

think people travel, people are working from home, so

13:27

I just trust people are doing what they're supposed

13:29

to be doing. And I

13:31

don't want to get into the whole Friday debate

13:33

because nobody wants to work. I don't want to

13:35

work Fridays. I mean, but the thing is... Working

13:38

Fridays is awesome because it makes you feel like you earn

13:40

the weekend. Yeah, I mean,

13:42

I come from the private

13:44

world. We know it's 15 years in sales and Fridays

13:46

are a work day. And Dan and I don't like

13:48

each other. That's no secret. But

13:51

you have to listen to what he says about work

13:53

ethic. No one has a better work ethic than Dan.

13:55

So if someone that successful is telling you to come in on

13:57

Fridays, it might be a good idea to come in on Fridays.

14:01

He said that more or less in the nicest way possible. And

14:03

I don't want to begrudge anybody for

14:05

not- I think the four day work week should be a thing.

14:08

I think it should be four days on, three days off. On

14:10

the heavy- I would run- that would be my presidential

14:12

campaign. Like four day work

14:14

week. But it's not here. And

14:17

then the other thing is Dave is trying to

14:19

light a fire under everybody to work more. He

14:21

laid a ton of people off and

14:23

then the whole Chicago office thing, which I don't want to get into.

14:26

But they're not taking Fridays off over

14:28

there. So I think it makes

14:31

sense for people to contribute

14:33

on Fridays. Now that being said, I

14:35

love the idea of them

14:38

two hosting Monday through Thursday, and then

14:40

us pigeons whack-pack coming in and doing

14:42

our shit on Fridays. And that's all

14:44

it ever was. Everybody wins! When I

14:46

was screaming at Dave, it was never

14:48

a fuck you to Francis or Keegs.

14:50

It was let's do our thing on

14:52

Friday. And Dave was like, sure. And

14:55

that's where I thought it was going to end. And

14:57

it got even worse. You're raising your hands on

14:59

it. I think you're right. I

15:01

100% agree with you. But you

15:04

do understand, while you're monologue to

15:06

Dave, what would

15:09

make Francis and Kelly think you were taking a

15:11

shot at him? It is

15:13

by- what's the word? Ricochet shot? Because

15:15

they just so happened to be the

15:17

two people who spearheaded the new version

15:19

of radio. So by default,

15:21

no matter who is me or you or

15:23

whoever, they would have been offended by it.

15:27

It just so happened that I'm the one person

15:29

who was willing to step up

15:31

and spearhead the thing. But it was handled

15:33

correctly behind the scenes. I asked Kelly for

15:36

her blessing and grace to do Friday, and

15:38

she was so great about it. She's like

15:40

fuck yes. Take control of Fridays. Do your

15:42

thing. I don't know if

15:44

in that moment she realized the fallout

15:48

that would come from it. The fallout

15:50

really just in her head. Because nobody

15:53

here really cared. Do your thing. We'll

15:55

do our thing. And we're all just trying to

15:57

get these numbies off. That's all we're all trying to do.

16:00

It became like a personal attack on

16:02

them by me yelling at Dave about

16:04

glitter. Now, I will say,

16:06

so I can understand, if it was

16:08

me, I would be pissed off about

16:10

what Francis said. So I completely get it. I also think you're

16:12

perfect for this role. So I think this is great. Now,

16:15

you also do have a special ability to just piss people

16:17

off just by talking to them. You, you... I built a

16:19

career on that. Yeah, but Manette, I mean, you, like, of

16:21

everyone in the office, I think you've probably annoyed me maybe

16:23

the most of everyone in New York. I love you, but

16:25

you do have a special way of really getting under someone's

16:28

skin and making them hate you for maybe a small period

16:30

of time. Yeah. So you have to realize that when you

16:32

do some of these things, you do just rub people the

16:34

wrong way. I don't think you even necessarily mean to do

16:36

it, but you do it. All in

16:38

the game, man. You don't understand your tone sometimes. Oh, I

16:40

owe you. You're coming up more aggressive than

16:42

you think you are. I don't think you do. I think

16:45

you come off as more aggressive. I know, sometimes you've been

16:47

playful with me and I take it the wrong... Yeah, yeah,

16:49

that's fair. Because you come off as a complete asshole a

16:51

lot of times. That's fair. That's fair. Was having Kelly and

16:53

Francis on today an option to talk to them about this?

16:55

Because I feel like... Francis is

16:57

here. I have more. I have more. We'll

16:59

get to that. Okay, all right, all right. He's just homesick. I

17:02

believe women, she's sick. I don't think she would make that up.

17:04

I hope she feels better. Francis is here. Everyone's gonna

17:06

get... Yeah, yeah. Frammy Smokes hasn't been out of bed

17:09

in like three days. Frammy Smokes is almost dead. He's

17:11

like Ferris Bueller, yeah. He is almost dead. But

17:14

what you said, like, Francis saying that

17:16

I don't... I haven't earned this.

17:19

Or I don't deserve it. Or that I'm not talented

17:21

enough to do this. What I see

17:23

it as is me taking advantage of an

17:25

opportunity. That's all it is. There was an

17:27

empty slot in radio and I said, I

17:30

want that. Let's see if I can get it. They

17:32

vultate it. And that's all it was to me. Is

17:35

they could be... When they took the

17:37

radio show from Kevin, they could have done five days. I

17:40

asked, are you guys gonna do five days? They

17:42

said no. I said, would you mind if I

17:44

did the fifth day, Friday? They said, go for

17:46

it. And but what

17:49

bothers me, not bothers me, but

17:51

the interesting part of Francis's whole

17:53

monologue is he chooses to go

17:56

on the road on Fridays and weekends

17:58

and do comedy. Which I don't hold

18:01

against him. He's a stand-up comedian, you do

18:03

gigs on the road, but he's taking advantage

18:05

of that opportunity to go on the road

18:07

and do stand-up and make money for himself.

18:09

He should not then villainize me for wanting

18:11

to do the slot that he's not willing

18:13

to do, because he wants to be out

18:15

on the road. So, okay, well. Wait, wait,

18:17

Nick, do you have the tour dates? Let's

18:20

plug it in. All right, let's defend, right? Hold on,

18:22

hold on. All right, no, no, no, no, no, no,

18:24

no, no. Hold on, Clemert. Let's see the tour dates.

18:26

Let's see the tour dates. So he is crisscrossing the

18:28

country almost every weekend, Thursdays

18:31

and Fridays, while at the same

18:33

time sitting in this chair saying

18:35

that I don't deserve the host

18:37

of the show. You, he

18:39

could be here. He chooses not to.

18:41

And again, I'm happy for him. I'm happy

18:44

he gets to see the country, do his

18:46

material, do stand-up. That was his dream. He's

18:48

living it. Hold on, Clemert. I'll give you

18:50

your time. I'm

18:52

not talented enough to do what Francis can

18:54

do, but what I can do is show

18:56

up here and work at the place that

18:58

pays my bills every single day. And

19:01

let's not, we have to just

19:03

take a moment and think about how

19:05

he's able to do that, the tour dates. Because

19:08

before he worked here, he was doing rooms

19:10

of nine people. People were ordering

19:12

fajitas while he was telling his jokes on

19:14

stage. Nobody was going to see him before

19:16

he worked here. And now he

19:19

wants to talk about what I've earned,

19:21

what I deserve, because everything I do

19:23

is for Barstool. Everything Francis does is

19:26

to elevate Francis. And that

19:28

is what bothers me, is

19:30

there's no Francis Ellis, criss-crossing

19:32

comedy tour without Barstool. And

19:34

if he couldn't slap that Barstool

19:37

name on his name five years ago

19:39

or whatever, there wouldn't be those tour

19:41

dates. So don't talk about what I've

19:43

earned, what I deserve. I'm just here

19:45

to take an advantage of an opportunity

19:47

at Barstool when he sees an opportunity,

19:50

he does it for Francis. Do

19:52

you see that, Chris Clemert? So there's

19:54

a few things there. So Francis, I've

19:56

talked to him about this. You know, a lot

19:58

of us have. Francis. I think

20:00

he worked that out before he came back here, so

20:02

I'm not gonna pin ourselves- if the company thinks that's

20:05

okay, who the fuck are we to say? That's what

20:07

I'm saying, I'm not holding it against him, but don't-

20:09

Kind of are, you're right. No, I'm saying don't shit

20:11

on me for taking advantage of an opportunity on Friday.

20:14

He's taking advantage of a different opportunity on Friday. Because the two

20:16

different things donate. So I completely agree

20:18

you're being pissed off, and I completely agree with

20:20

your point about you. I think throwing the stand-up

20:23

in his face, and also, he's a very good

20:25

stand-up. Like, he's, you know, he's working

20:27

the comedy shower, like, that's the fucking mecca! I'm

20:29

a fan! And yes, did he get attention because

20:31

of Barstool? Of course, but his talent has risen

20:33

him. I could go do stand-up, and I could

20:35

slap Barstool on. I'm not gonna be playing the

20:37

comedy shower in five years. Sure. Also, Francis, when

20:41

he does these comedy shows on the

20:43

weekend, that does help Barstool. Yeah, it's

20:46

good- A little bit. Like, it's good

20:48

publicity that Barstool employs touring comedians who

20:51

can go out on the weekend, and like, people

20:53

going to his show does promote Barstool. Like, a

20:55

little bit. Barstool has Barstool? I don't think he's

20:57

playing this now. Wait, it's a big deal! When

20:59

Francis gets announced as a seller, and like, from

21:01

Barstool Sports- It's pretty good! Whoa, okay. It's good

21:03

for Barstool. Like, that's not nothing. I

21:06

understand your side of it. I don't see

21:08

it as like that, but I understand it.

21:10

And the other thing is, I'm not gonna

21:12

be here every Friday. None of us will be here

21:14

every Friday, because we have to live our lives. We'll

21:16

be here every Friday based on what you've done. I

21:18

feel like we're here every Friday. Wait, I mean, here's

21:20

the thing. We're here every Friday. Even going back to

21:22

the Monday through Thursday show, Clumber, you know this, when

21:26

Kevin called and offered every single employee here

21:28

to take over the Barstool radio show without

21:30

telling anybody that he was offering it to

21:33

everybody, I said, I don't want the show.

21:35

I want to be the third or fourth

21:37

mic. When I asked if we could do

21:39

the Friday show, I said, what if you

21:41

three will host it? I never even wanted

21:43

to host it. I just wanted us to keep

21:46

the content going in the New York City

21:48

office, because we sit here at our desks

21:50

every Friday, And noon hits, and

21:52

there's just an empty studio, and it's like, what

21:54

the fuck are we doing? Absolutely. And So Nate's

21:57

been getting a lot of shit internally, and so

21:59

I gotta... The need for a second year and who. Are

22:02

everywhere about what is the you mean you're talking

22:04

about right now and split Reality was so I

22:06

was. I going to find a here so late

22:09

night talk but as a couple weeks ago any

22:11

as any are like oh we're hearing pride I

22:13

would fuck redoing let's have radio you know we

22:15

do talk about we read and how it can

22:17

elevate people who don't that time chances on content

22:20

will have all these going on earth or disney

22:22

or just have a chance to out of i

22:24

quote is great. And

22:26

I will meet you outside your did spearhead

22:28

that so I I gotta give you props

22:31

there I didn't necessarily price that of realize

22:33

that this would be on this minutes is

22:35

also good to adding have this animosity his

22:37

anger is good source but I see also

22:40

adding I think it's unfair the painting. Frame.

22:42

Of Races and Tease as the So not

22:45

working the A brand new added the I

22:47

think they're both really good. I think any

22:49

that's a will be really good game some

22:51

time ending to com say the shows not

22:53

working is onset yeah and other point like

22:55

they were told hey Seeds and Francis would

22:57

you like to host Or So radio from

22:59

Monday to Thursday? And the said yes

23:01

sir think that's all was said. would you like

23:04

to do Friday's They said no I said you

23:06

mind if I do it they said yes sudden

23:08

that said not had that been didn't have it

23:10

has no no it's sort of. but you understand

23:12

how after that happened as these knows how about

23:14

you and hey care when you went on the

23:16

run down. And you were like

23:18

it's a travesty. know be working on Friday.

23:21

Nobody's. Here every Friday when I show up

23:23

like. That's. Why they're

23:26

upset. But. I did I

23:28

think you're right but like you do

23:30

understand how that com a cry I

23:32

said i ah that long I completely

23:34

understand it but I think you know

23:36

that was never the intention it ended

23:38

up the him i was a little

23:40

bit it now it's the intense and

23:42

but it was not intended as a

23:44

time I was the yell at the

23:46

fucking paintings that. Yeah. We did it

23:49

with Dave. You're just trying to say a flow. It's

23:51

and when I was on the run down on Monday

23:53

yelling all that stuff. Never. Once

23:55

in my head did I think

23:57

of kids or francis ever. It

23:59

was it. Me and Dave at all.

24:02

It was me and Dave. Me yelling at Dave.

24:04

Dave yelling back at me. That was the thing.

24:06

That was the bit, if you want to call

24:08

it that. It was never, I want to mother

24:11

fuck my two coworkers. And I'm

24:13

friends with Keegs, or at least was, until

24:15

like yesterday. Like, we,

24:18

I go to bat for every

24:20

day. Like I help her as much

24:22

as I can. Like, non-stop. I,

24:24

we need parcel radio to

24:26

succeed. If that means you have to ruffle

24:29

feathers and, you know, to

24:31

make it happen, sure. But when I was

24:33

yelling about, you know, all hands on deck

24:35

12, I was just going at Dave

24:37

about this fucking painting. You think the best way to have it succeed

24:39

though is to come in and say it's not a good show, like

24:41

you just did in the monologue. Yeah, yeah. Light of Pops, that helps

24:44

the show? How do you think this place was built? Yes, it does.

24:46

It does help the show. I

24:48

mean, on that- Honestly, the more, the more we

24:50

shit on them, the more that helps our show,

24:52

if we're being perfectly honest. I don't

24:54

think it's a bad show. I'm being honest. I don't think it's a bad show. I

24:56

think they're doing a good job. I think that show could really work. I

24:59

think they're figuring it out. I think it's going to

25:01

be learning. It's going to, I think six months. It

25:03

takes a while. Yeah, chemistry and do all that, yeah.

25:07

It takes a while. Yeah, and we have to

25:09

give it a chance because we need it to succeed. Yes.

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Do you think this is a top five

25:45

anticipated radio show day? Yeah, it's

25:48

like this, Grudge-ment Day. I think there's

25:50

like a Grudge-ment Day too, somewhere in

25:52

there. Grudge-ment Day, KFC's whole thing. Do

25:56

you think Nate- I

25:58

don't know what else. What were the other things? big one.

26:00

I don't know. Yeah, yeah, after the

26:02

Duncan Awards was probably a big one.

26:04

Do you think you have a trouble

26:06

sometimes seeing beyond yourself? Do you think

26:09

sometimes like you don't take everyone else's

26:11

feelings or opinions or thoughts or damn

26:13

it all sometimes when you think somebody's you're

26:15

a little self-centered? I'm just always

26:17

right. That's the difference. I'm

26:19

just always right. Yeah, that's right Nate. I'm

26:21

just always right. I see other people's point

26:23

of views. Okay. Most people are just

26:26

always wrong. It's

26:28

not it's the cross-eyed bear. Yeah, that's

26:30

a difficult one. It's tough. It's tough.

26:32

So yeah, that that's basically where

26:35

we're at with this show. I assume

26:38

we'll do it every Friday. If

26:41

you guys are around, you're welcome to come in.

26:43

If anybody else is... We're Barstool Radio. It's not

26:45

a Barstool Nate radio. It's Barstool radio. We need

26:47

this shit to be successful. We need the New

26:50

York City office to be successful. I know they

26:52

did a lot of talking with Big Cat yesterday

26:54

about Chicago, New York. We are still all one

26:56

company. Shout out to Chicago. Shout

26:58

out to Hank Lockwood. They paused the noon

27:00

stream, the school streams, so everybody could watch

27:03

this. I appreciate that from them. The classy

27:05

move. That is very... That's real as fuck.

27:07

Like I really appreciate them doing that out

27:09

there because we all are under one umbrella,

27:11

one team rowing the same way on the

27:14

boat trying to raise that 12 million dollars

27:16

so Dave can keep flying private or Spirit.

27:18

Sorry. Icing time. Yeah. So yeah, that's... Who

27:20

are you more mad at? Keegs or Francis right now? Um,

27:25

I'm not mad at... I think Francis... You

27:27

are? You're mad at both of them. I'm

27:29

not mad. I think Francis is just more

27:31

like of a cocksucker about it. Keegs is,

27:33

I think, doing her best.

27:35

I think... I'm

27:37

not... I'm not really mad at either of

27:39

them. Who you more annoyed with then? Probably

27:42

Equal, I would say. Just

27:45

equal like... When they sit in here and

27:47

talk like condescendingly about me, it's like who

27:49

the fuck are you guys? You've done a

27:52

radio show for two weeks and

27:54

it's not very good. So don't talk to

27:56

me about if my... if I deserve to

27:58

be talking into this mic. Like every

28:00

time I've come on the show it's

28:03

been the you know most clip thing

28:05

until like big Hyester, I guess like

28:07

most clip most retweeted most like whatever

28:09

most engagement Some

28:12

people say I'm the straw whatever you want to

28:14

call it But like don't fucking say

28:16

that I've this like different opinion of my

28:18

which by the way is also bullshit Nobody

28:20

says around here more how like I wish

28:22

I was funnier. I wish I was better

28:24

I wish I was this I wish I

28:27

was that than me like I'm very aware

28:29

of my limitations Just cuz I want to

28:31

do an hour. We're not diffusing a nuclear

28:33

bomb. We're doing an hour of barstool radio

28:35

It's not like the heaviest lift of all

28:37

time. They literally let any motherfucker talk into

28:39

these mics I just volunteered to do it

28:41

it so like I think I'm equally annoyed

28:43

between the two of them Okay,

28:46

do you know how rattled you have Francis

28:48

right now? Yeah, I feel a little bad He

28:50

was doing his Jedi mind tricks on me yesterday

28:53

like pulling me aside giving me the talks like

28:55

using like his really like Very

28:57

well put together grammar and sentences. I was like I

28:59

know what you're doing, but I can't escape it Do

29:02

you know that he came in today? And

29:05

was so rattled by you and by

29:07

what was about to happen on Friday radio that

29:09

he immediately left and bought Bagels,

29:13

I see entire company I you have

29:15

France that's buying bagels like maybe regardless

29:17

of your intentions like you have Francis

29:19

shook Right maybe a hundred bagels too.

29:21

It was a lot of a lot

29:23

of bagels. I've seen so many bagel.

29:25

I I Didn't

29:27

know he did that I was at the bodega

29:29

across the street Getting my own

29:32

breakfast sandwich and coffee and I shared an

29:34

elevator up with him And he was just

29:36

holding the two largest bags of bagels. I

29:38

had ever seen and he's like you're

29:41

ready. I was like Yeah,

29:43

you're ready. It was it was an awkward

29:45

elevator right up. We had a talk Right

29:48

in the afternoon yesterday before we all went home and you

29:50

and Francis talked about kind of trying I think the prince

29:52

was trying to hash things out with you I think I

29:54

don't know how willing you were to hash things out. I

29:56

think we were hashing pretty well Thank you were I think

29:58

it got there. Did that give you any? Pause to come

30:00

in today and go like did that make you stop me? I

30:02

go maybe I'll kind of off the gas pedal of Don Francis.

30:04

Did you guys come down? He's sort of understanding there I

30:07

understand his side of it. He understands my side

30:09

of it. We also have to do a radio

30:12

show here We agreed whatever happens

30:14

in these glass walls stays in these glass walls.

30:16

We'll see how that's not how that works Let's

30:18

see how that works Objectively

30:20

not how that works. But yeah,

30:22

like I went home. I I

30:25

was like, well, maybe that's a step too far

30:27

I tried to find refined the line Whether

30:30

I crossed it anyway, that's up to

30:33

God to decide but I don't

30:35

know I feel I feel good about my standing

30:37

I feel good about mine and

30:39

his and mine and Kelly's work

30:41

relationship I don't know if I'm crossed

30:43

off the Christmas card now for either

30:45

of them But uh, you

30:47

know like I think everything's fine You said you

30:49

were doing this for bar stool Is there gonna

30:52

be like a Walter white moment where you're like

30:54

I did it for myself at the end,

30:56

you know So that's I think Francis brought

30:59

that up to me He's like just admit

31:01

that you just want to do this for

31:03

you, but it's just it's weirdly like I

31:05

don't I little bit

31:07

though. I never never everybody wants airtime.

31:10

Of course. Absolutely. No, no, absolutely but

31:13

it was never like I want to

31:15

prove to them or any it was

31:17

never like Shit on Francis

31:20

or Kelly it was like it

31:22

was so like elementary in my thinking there's

31:25

an empty slot We sit

31:27

here shooting the shit. Let's shoot the

31:29

shit into these microphones. Yeah, it was

31:31

very very very base level And then

31:34

as we know Dave gets involved he throws

31:36

a grenade into everything. I am

31:38

very affected by Dave grenades I come

31:40

out of the fucking sky like Ohio

31:43

Tate this morning and that motherfucker like

31:45

he's he wrote a thesis What

31:48

did I say? I'm just repeating

31:50

you. Oh, yeah. Okay. I said his

31:52

name wrong He did a blog that's

31:54

going up right after radio like a

31:56

hit piece on Kelly Keig's and I

31:58

was like, where the fuck? fuck is

32:00

this guy coming through? It's me this morning as

32:02

well. Yeah, it's like, Ohio Tate, he's like a

32:04

third grade teacher, it's kind of unfair, because like,

32:07

he just like drops out of the clouds every

32:09

six months, and it's kind of funny, we just

32:11

have this teacher in Ohio who randomly decides to

32:13

just like shit on people that he's never met,

32:16

we've never seen his face besides Marcellidil

32:18

like for three days, five years ago,

32:20

so it kind of cracks me up

32:23

that he just decides every once in a while

32:25

to swoop in and just like, do

32:27

these hit pieces on, but nobody can, how

32:29

do you reply to a third grade teacher

32:31

who nobody knows anything about? He kind of

32:33

has it good. He's kind

32:35

of got the ideal situation, he

32:37

just teaches third graders, get back

32:40

home from Columbus, Ohio, shit on

32:42

everyone here, and he's

32:44

getting paid for two jobs, like Ohio's

32:46

Tate, that's gotta figure it out. Except

32:50

he has to fucking teach and wake up at four

32:52

in the morning, that sounds miserable. What's

32:55

weird with him too, is he was offered a full time

32:57

job here, he turned it down, and I

32:59

don't want to give away his blog, but

33:01

in the last paragraph of his blog, he

33:03

complains about how little Barstool pays him. I'm

33:05

like, motherfucker, you're lucky that you got a

33:07

single dime from this place, like what are

33:09

you doing Ohio Tate? It's so bizarre. Ohio

33:11

Tate. But I'm glad, it's kind of nice

33:13

to have him around just like lurking, just

33:15

a sweet, he like shit on Marty randomly

33:17

a few months ago. Yes, we hate Marty.

33:19

Yeah, but like we know Marty has grammar

33:21

of a fucking idiot, like we know Marty

33:23

can't write, and then you have to re-go

33:25

once you do. It's so

33:27

weird, but it's kind of fun to have him

33:30

hanging around like that, you never know when the

33:32

spider monkey Ohio Tate is gonna come at you.

33:34

You need a sound board with dogs barking whenever

33:36

Nate like goes after someone, we press it and

33:38

it just... I'm not even going at,

33:40

I was just so thoroughly confused, like when Ohio

33:42

Tate hit piece blog comes across my desk, I'm

33:44

like, what do I do with this? You

33:47

publish it. Yeah, it's going up after. And you bring

33:49

it, then we bring Ohio's Tate on Barstool radio, and

33:51

we really get to the bottom of it. And

33:54

he has like soccer practice, he has a great

33:56

paper, and a t-shirt and a hammer. Push

34:00

back on are some is usually repeated again.

34:02

You set out the summers off the So

34:04

Netflix Swift's The Incarnation Monday to Thursday of

34:06

our to Raise A Don't Like It But

34:09

what can I say that it wasn't good

34:11

and has so far it's been a good

34:13

idea. What to do to improve it? Amazing.

34:15

That is the second. Like Talk Inside Radio

34:17

said it's boring as hell Plumber Void. Obviously

34:19

there is a boring honest and honestly there's

34:22

a slight there so you don't like about

34:24

our soldiers. Nice read: more prepared, better like

34:26

the written. The yeah quirks. Isn't. Cause

34:28

a preparations cause they have like the five

34:30

funniest people all together at once using their

34:33

minds making comedy like to come up with

34:35

stuff we don't have that here, we've run

34:37

like wheat, we have that and he doesn't

34:39

host the south like we can't get by

34:42

on just like our wits alone will will

34:44

fail as a radio show if we get

34:46

like sense is obviously comedian. very funny. My

34:49

keys says I put in my next to

34:51

role in that but you can't get by

34:53

with they have to be knit walker. Titus.

34:56

Down. The as years to build

34:58

a bad and they've been. yeah I understand why

35:01

Caracas was the foundation of that if you recall

35:03

and call he said or coerce of they were

35:05

the term foundation of the yak so give them

35:07

a little credit a court know I did not

35:09

do not say this is credits on saying it's

35:11

a long time to get their bikes amassing. I

35:14

guess what they what Kelly and phrases could do

35:16

that to me get a better so said be

35:18

more prepared I could see that are you out

35:20

of the else that like they could do to

35:22

to refer to the it's I just want me

35:24

to attacker is losing. don't get it back. Without

35:27

having any sort of constructive feedback. Gotta find their

35:29

footing in the gotta find the chemistry and like

35:31

what makes each other working on a mean I

35:33

just have me on more often than or throw

35:36

the dog and they're the ones who are on

35:38

by the way.it, I think Dante the Dawn is

35:40

gonna call. and at twelve forty five years without,

35:42

throw Dante and not the five things he's most

35:45

angry about that night for for people at home

35:47

who maybe aren't as caught up on bar stool

35:49

or Dante but on. I. Think Dante,

35:51

the dawn is. kind of

35:54

hands down the most on his spurious hundred our

35:56

entire company isn't something you know if you guys

35:58

all i realize that don't Dante the Don is

36:00

a crazy person. I'm very excited

36:02

to hear what you're doing. I

36:05

said the first thing when Dave

36:07

said okay to doing

36:09

Friday, I texted Dante the Don first thing I said

36:11

I need you on Friday. I've

36:14

never needed anybody to have a segment more than

36:16

done. We talked to

36:18

him on Old Barstool Radio

36:21

before Thanksgiving about his go bag.

36:24

He has a bag with a gun

36:26

and matches and a hot plate. He said there's

36:29

a gun in there? With him

36:31

at all times because of Hurricane Katrina.

36:34

He lives in Chicago. I don't have a gun in case

36:36

of Hurricane. I think having a go bag like that is

36:38

the coolest thing ever. You're just

36:40

ready at a moment's notice. I think that's awesome. And

36:42

he's just, I love Dante. Real

36:45

life Dante and internet Dante are two

36:47

totally different people. Online

36:49

Dante is unhinged comment.

36:52

He probably is in the Facebook

36:54

comment sections, a thousand comments deep

36:57

just arguing with people overseas about

36:59

who knows what. Real life Dante

37:01

is a delight. He's wonderful. But

37:03

internet Dante is the craziest person we have

37:06

here. Are we getting power

37:08

rankings? Is that going to be a segment? That's

37:10

kind of like what that was. We just had

37:12

to talk the whole Kelly Keig

37:14

thing. But yeah, I also have planned, we

37:17

have a couple very funny clips from the

37:19

week. Do you want to play those now

37:21

before Dante? Yeah. Alright, let's

37:23

play the Dave and Planbury one real

37:25

quick. I thought it was just, it

37:28

speaks for itself. What's

37:31

up chicken heads? We're going to take a quick break now for a message

37:33

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back to the episode. Last

37:57

name, Lapaglia and Grace O'Molly.

38:00

I'm Molly plan Bree haha clever uncut

38:02

my plan for you as a shot

38:04

at playing a pretty clean breathe cuz

38:06

plan B Should not

38:08

have mentality that she is very is

38:10

that your children should be poddles children.

38:12

I never put that together Mm-hmm. I just

38:15

thought it was like planet Brie Click

38:17

yeah, you always call it planet

38:19

Brie. Yeah, planet Brie planet Brie

38:21

planet Brie planet Brie on Brie

38:25

Brie Brie because it's planned

38:27

Brie That that

38:29

was like a light bulb he was like, yeah

38:31

I'm looking for the sign I've jokingly called it

38:34

planet Brie with you on this show called it

38:36

planet Brie as a joke Yeah, yeah, we called

38:38

it planet Brie call planet Brie, but it's oh,

38:40

it's an inside joke. I'd like to be part

38:42

of one of those Yeah, it's like plan B.

38:44

You should have known it was planned. You've been

38:46

on it. Thanks for coming on Thank you course

38:48

planet Brie. He's on planet Brie planet Brie. You

38:50

were sitting right there I

38:52

do I work for the monteries logo right to the

38:54

right of date I just thought

38:57

plan was like short for planet Dave I'm

38:59

quite sure Brie has looked at you and goes

39:01

it's plan Brie and then I laughed and went

39:03

ha ha Planet Brie planet Brie, it's plan Brie

39:06

if planet Brie was don't they'd be like I

39:08

thought you were just doing a bit Oh, no.

39:10

No, no, no, I don't do bit. I thought

39:12

you were in on the bed brick by brick

39:14

not stick by stick I thought wow, that is

39:16

crazy that that just happened in real time. I

39:18

just thought it was abbreviated Why would I abbreviate

39:21

plan? I don't know because there's a lot of

39:23

shows like planet. I don't know I just now

39:25

now I get it in my head. It's like

39:27

that's what it is Like I didn't even know you

39:29

guys are making fun of me. It is a woman Brianna.

39:32

So it's an abortion joke Yeah,

39:34

you take a plan Yeah,

39:37

I that's our that's our boss. That's the guy

39:40

making the decisions around here He doesn't know the

39:42

name of the podcast of his

39:44

his he's not great with words all the time

39:48

He's worth so much money and

39:51

he doesn't know the difference between Planet Brie

39:53

and plan Brie the other funny

39:55

clip Nick is Our

39:57

friend Gia actually she can come it. Can we get Gio?

40:02

So we can understand her answer on the dozen,

40:04

which is the number one worst answer of

40:06

all time. It's not the number one worst answer. There's

40:09

been way worse. There's been much worse. Hold on.

40:12

There must be. I said the Grinch was like a 98% on

40:14

Rotten Tomatoes. Well, people love the Grinch. Yeah,

40:17

that's what I said. The crew. The people love

40:19

Ron Howard, the director. Total

40:22

episodes of the

40:24

CWWB series Supernatural. Pens

40:27

down. Gio go first in five, four,

40:29

three, two, one. Reveal

40:33

Gia. 1700

40:37

KB reveal. Is

40:40

that so wrong? I

40:42

thought I did a safe hedge with 71.

40:46

In any... In

40:52

a normal game, KB would have given

40:54

an awful guess. However, Gia was

40:57

off by 1,370 for 327. What

41:04

are you thinking there? I

41:08

saw Kyle rate 71 and I was like,

41:10

there's no chance in hell we win this.

41:15

Gia would have to write 17,000 for us to win

41:17

this. Gia's

41:21

in here. Yeah. So

41:23

my process was this. I

41:27

thought there were 17 seasons, 10 episodes. I'm

41:30

with you, Gia. You're good. You're good.

41:33

And I just think I added an extra

41:35

zero in there. I tried to do cross

41:37

multiplication and I'm not good at math. There's

41:40

a reason why I like to do production

41:43

things and not adding

41:45

and subtracting and multiplication. Can we

41:47

do a quick quiz? Oh my God,

41:49

sure. What's your favorite TV

41:52

show of all time? Friday Night Lights.

41:56

How many episodes do you think there were of that? There

42:02

was like at least nine, nine or eight or

42:04

nine each season. So maybe

42:06

like nine and then there's

42:09

five seasons. Okay. So

42:11

that's easier. Don't backtracking on my defense. What

42:13

do we have for 40? Nine

42:18

times. That's off but it's not off by 1600. Six hundred.

42:22

So. All right. The

42:24

bonus rounds of the dozen sometimes

42:26

can be super math based and

42:28

I just I'm really really, really

42:30

not. I gotta say I don't think 17 times 10. I

42:33

love you, but that's not, we're not talking about

42:35

doing calculus here. My mom used

42:37

to like make me do like

42:39

percentages of items of like

42:41

clothing when we would go shopping and there'd be

42:44

like a sale and she wouldn't buy it for

42:46

me until I could do the percentage correctly. And

42:48

we would just be standing in like Macy's

42:50

just screaming at each other because I just

42:53

wouldn't be able to get it right for hours. I

42:55

think it's a great clip. Anybody being mean to

42:57

you. They probably. People are calling

42:59

me dumb. They're calling me stupid. I

43:02

am not good at math. You're great

43:04

at the face. Yeah. I'm

43:07

smarter in my own ways. I'm good at music. I'm

43:09

good at the face. I'm good at pop culture. I'm

43:11

not good at multiplication. The longest running show of all

43:13

time. How many episodes does it

43:15

have? Like ridiculousness has like

43:17

10,000. An eye show

43:19

has a million episodes. You know, not

43:21

a million. Oh yeah. It

43:24

has thousands and thousands of episodes. I'll tell you what. It

43:26

made for a great clip. Yeah. It's

43:28

a lot of episodes, but no, no, no, no.

43:30

The second I held it up, I knew I was stupid.

43:33

And yeah, sometimes you got to live with

43:35

your mistakes. And I think I'm smart

43:37

in my own ways. And I know I'm stupid at math

43:39

and that's okay. That's great. Thank

43:41

you guys. Yeah. We have

43:44

Dante the Don. Is there a

43:46

Steven Singer ad read not to interrupt, but no idea.

43:49

Nope. No ad read. We have

43:51

ads. No, no ads. I'm not. The

43:54

dog isn't brand. Hey. Oh. Jeff

44:00

and Epstein Lori

44:03

Lightfoot Dante, I love you, buddy What's

44:12

up Dante How

44:14

are you? We're good. Thanks for thanks for

44:16

coming on I you were my first text

44:19

when I found out that we could host

44:21

the Friday show because I don't know why

44:23

you're Squeezed out of Chicago. I don't know

44:25

the genesis of that But I said I

44:27

need the dawn on Friday's

44:30

episode to give us the five things

44:32

He's most angry about this week because

44:34

we were saying before you came on

44:36

There's a big difference between real-life Dante

44:38

and online Dante real-life Dante is just

44:41

a delight But online Dante is

44:44

like an angry man. So Figured

44:47

we would just hash out what

44:49

what what you know, maybe it's the Epstein

44:52

flight log still maybe Lori Lightfoot Is

44:55

in your kitchen again? I don't know. So do you

44:57

have a list like your top five things? Yeah,

45:00

I have a list and I just had to

45:02

rearrange it because in

45:04

typical classic bar stool

45:08

fashion Right as

45:10

I was clicking the zoom link an

45:12

alert popped up on my phone Dante

45:15

is the most unhinged person at the entire

45:17

company. You help John Rich. Yeah, I got

45:19

you down It's

45:21

John Rich on this. Yes. I'm right here. Don't they

45:23

what's good my man? Hey,

45:26

motherfucker. What are you talking about? I'm

45:28

the most unhinged man at the company

45:30

Dante You got some you got some

45:32

crazy shit going on on the internet

45:34

You wanted will Compton to be decapitated

45:36

for scratching his leg After

45:39

the plane kid, not decapitated. I

45:42

was no you wanted him dead. He wanted

45:44

him dead No,

45:46

dude, I want I want the

45:48

mayor of Chicago, I'm not gonna go that far

45:52

All right Do not

45:54

want a will Compton dead. I don't disappointed

45:56

because I thought will was a man of

46:00

Upstanding manners and

46:02

I thought he carried himself well And

46:04

it was disappointing to see that

46:07

he's one of those animals that fly

46:09

southwest and clogs the aisle Damn. When it

46:11

lands. Also Dante can I say something else

46:14

that you did to me, and

46:16

I'm still very confused about this. I

46:19

already know where you're going, but yeah.

46:21

I was completely minding my own business

46:23

at some point last week, and

46:26

I got a text from you I haven't heard

46:28

from you in like weeks. You just said are

46:30

we cool? I

46:32

said yes, and then you

46:34

said okay Why

46:36

were you asking if we were cool? What

46:39

the fuck was that? No,

46:41

I'll tell you why because you send out

46:44

the rundown schedule every week. I knew it.

46:47

Every week, every week I sit there and hope,

46:50

hope my name's gonna appear on it. He never

46:52

appears on it. Yep. Dante

46:54

on- Are you you you- Oh Dante! That's-

46:56

That's lame, Dante. Just tell me you want to be on the

46:59

rundown. That's the guy- That's the aggressive stuff. That's the guy that's

47:01

on the rundown all the time, Chris Clemer. Dante,

47:06

when you text me the week before I put

47:08

you on, almost all the time. Let me finish.

47:10

Let me finish and I email you and say

47:13

What do I got to do to get on to crack

47:15

this and you don't respond?

47:17

Ooh, really? Fuck. Why are you emailing

47:19

me and not texting me? You're not

47:22

texting me. Now

47:25

you're sending like Stephen Shea who-

47:27

Who uh- The bucks one. Who's

47:29

the bucks one? Wait,

47:32

wait, Dante. Dante, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.

47:34

So you should be on the rundown over Stephen Shea.

47:36

That's for sure, right? According to you? No,

47:39

no, no, no. I'm saying John just

47:41

sounded like Stephen for chastising me for

47:43

emailing uh, instead of texting. I got

47:45

yelled at like he was my father

47:47

last week. Uh, for sending

47:50

an email. I was like Oh,

47:52

but anyways. John, yeah, you

47:54

didn't respond to me and

47:57

then you blogged the Aaron

47:59

Rodd. I knew you were

48:01

mad about that. No, I wasn't mad. I

48:03

was just like, all right, you know, I was I Was

48:07

off and running with that all week So

48:09

I just thought you were and you didn't like cite

48:11

any of my other blogs and whatever So I was

48:13

like, I don't know if John's mad at me or

48:15

whatever. So I just know I noticed

48:17

that too Don We're probably but he also

48:19

blogged about Kanye without asking you I thought

48:22

that wasn't like very like blogger

48:24

friendly I was

48:26

so glad he did because I would have

48:28

caught the wrath that he caught and I

48:30

wouldn't I'm not mentally I

48:34

Put together as he is and he handled it a lot

48:36

better than I would have But

48:39

you you do you don't like when if

48:41

you blog that like you blogged about John

48:43

Summit three years ago And then someone blogged

48:45

about John Summit last week and you lit

48:47

up my text like does this motherfucker

48:49

hate me? Why is he blogging about John Summit? I

48:51

was like nothing. I don't know what you're talking about

48:55

Bro, don't twist it. I said why

48:57

it was Kareem and he was

49:00

bashing him who John's our boy

49:02

and my boy And I

49:04

said he could have at least included our interview.

49:06

We did with him That was all I said

49:08

is try to like put

49:10

on for backstage, which nobody does I

49:13

should have included you in that blog but just

49:15

when I write a blog I don't look to

49:17

see who's wrote the last blogs. I just look

49:20

to see where you know what no one's touched

49:22

on this yet Let me write it. I should

49:24

do that. I didn't do that Perfect

49:27

segue for my number two mad

49:29

at thing big Tennessee. Okay This

49:36

guy's I don't know what this guy's problem is

49:38

with me he fuck you know when you can

49:40

just tell somebody doesn't like you Yep

49:44

I Know

49:46

he hates me. I every time I see

49:48

him in Chicago. I try to be nice

49:51

talk to him Start

49:53

conversation. He is just like

49:56

wants nothing to do with me I

50:00

think it's just kind of like his personality. I think

50:02

he hates you. No, he probably, well, he probably thinks

50:04

you're a lib. And he doesn't like libs. Oh yeah,

50:06

he doesn't like libs. He doesn't like libs. You're

50:09

just a North East, like, yuppie to him. But

50:12

speaking of people that don't check

50:14

for blogs before they write them,

50:16

this guy's fucking, I go on

50:18

yesterday, I'm in an all day

50:21

meeting, I leave, I

50:23

check the app, the number

50:25

four story, Chicago

50:27

parking meters, which I have

50:29

been on a

50:31

warpath about for fucking years about.

50:33

And this guy acts like this

50:35

just happened. Yup. Yup.

50:38

He did just move there. Yup. It

50:41

was a good blog. I mean, I don't

50:43

know why Dave doesn't bring that up in

50:45

more company wide meetings. Dante is the parking

50:47

meter blogger. And don't

50:49

you dare get in Dante's lane big

50:51

T. So I owe you, as the

50:53

editor, I owe you an apology

50:56

for letting big T blog about parking

50:58

meters. I will try not

51:00

to, I can't promise you anything, but I'll

51:02

try not to let someone else blog about

51:05

Chicago parking meters. Is it difficult? Is

51:07

it difficult? Listen, if he

51:09

wants to join the cause

51:11

and partner up with me to combat

51:14

this fucking travesty

51:16

that has happened in this city, I'm

51:19

all for it. I can use the

51:21

manpower. He's a big body. He's a

51:23

good writer and he has a

51:25

decent brain in his head. Despite how

51:27

he talks, I would love

51:29

to welcome him to the team. All right.

51:32

That's very good. But to act like this

51:34

is a new thing and he just discovered

51:36

this. Now,

51:38

yeah, come on man. Dante, are we allowed to

51:41

talk about other cities parking meters before running it

51:43

by you or is it just Chicago? No,

51:46

just Chicago, man. Do it. Do

51:48

whatever the fuck you want in that hellhole, New York. All

51:51

right. That's the

51:53

least of your problems out there. Number three,

51:55

what do you got? Yeah, who we got? Sports

52:01

fuck peacock or lube oh Bro,

52:05

all right run with it. I don't know Not

52:09

only did they hit us with the

52:11

peacock bullshit, but then They

52:14

flip to the NBC free game wait

52:16

hold on one sec one sec Dante

52:18

Nick are we good? We do

52:20

love peacock okay. We love peacock here some of

52:22

the shows on it a lot, okay? We actually

52:25

love peacock here, but you're allowed to be mad

52:27

at them, but we do love peacock here Let's

52:29

go to number four yeah Just

52:33

Phil Sims or Phil Sims

52:35

again, and okay, Chris Cosworth

52:38

kid and Jason Garrett Get

52:40

him off my fucking TV now Jason Garrett

52:42

sucks. You're not wrong Yeah,

52:45

all three of them Dante. I've noticed

52:47

you are you Recognize

52:50

announcers immediately and you are your vocal

52:52

on Twitter when you don't like an

52:54

announcing booth like you you go hard

52:56

at these Announcers who are just you

52:58

know trying to earn their paycheck you

53:00

say get these guys the fuck off

53:02

my TV you hate bad announcing teams

53:05

Bro because they're not Cashing

53:08

paychecks. They're cashing yeah, they are

53:10

seven figure paychecks. They make so

53:13

much money for being so bad at their

53:15

job It's they just because that's

53:18

the bar for a total But

53:21

listen just because they played a sport

53:23

or are related to somebody who played

53:25

a sport The nepotism is

53:27

out of control like There

53:30

has to be people that are better at

53:32

their job Jake Marsh is better

53:34

at his job than these fucking people

53:36

okay, okay cook No,

53:39

I'm serious. They're fucking terrible.

53:41

Who's your name DC? Yeah,

53:43

who's your baby? NBC

53:46

and these networks insult our intelligence

53:48

by thinking oh These

53:50

people have a recognizable name these people

53:53

the public will like them. We'll just

53:55

trot them out there Do

53:57

better who do you hate who do you hate the most

53:59

out of? them who's your least favorite announcer

54:01

right now this

54:04

is a very unpopular opinion

54:06

because people always freak

54:08

out of me when I say this but

54:11

I think Joe Buck is just terrible I

54:13

like Joe Buck he's

54:16

terrible if you want to say like

54:18

Collins worth program yeah I you're

54:20

not an al michaels guy anymore right he

54:22

puts you to sleep I

54:25

love al michaels okay

54:27

Jason Garrett's been bad

54:29

he's horrible he's very

54:31

boring yeah yeah it's the worst

54:34

Olson is unbelievable Olson

54:38

and his partner is so good I'm kind

54:40

of sad we're gonna lose Olson to Brady

54:43

next year Kevin Burkhardt I believe this is

54:45

a partner yeah Burkhardt's the man

54:48

all right and number this is timing out

54:50

perfectly number five you're the fifth thing you're

54:52

angry about this week Dante all

54:55

right this is tough cuz I have

54:57

more than five all right let

54:59

it we'll do five and then we'll let you rattle

55:01

off the rest how about that yeah how

55:03

about I give you mine and you pick okay

55:08

I've got wait we're wait wait hold on we're

55:10

picking the fifth thing you're most mad about I mean

55:13

I have like five things that you can pick what the

55:15

fifth one is all right all right cool let's

55:18

hear them I've got Chicago's

55:20

mayor Brandon Johnson I've

55:22

got me Nancy Pelosi yep I've

55:26

got Portnoy always and I've

55:29

got Jeff Lowe oh oh I

55:31

want Portnoy and Jeff Lowe yeah I want to

55:33

hear both yes what

55:35

do you have on doe gave

55:38

them I'm not necessarily mad

55:42

at I just want to point out the

55:45

kind of double standard that

55:48

Nate did such a good

55:50

job of pointing

55:52

out all week Nate

55:55

honestly thank you I applaud

55:58

you for going it Dave Harder

56:00

than I think I've seen anybody in a long time

56:03

and It

56:06

it it's surprising every time

56:08

you see somebody Actually

56:12

stand up to him Because

56:14

it's happened so rarely but when

56:17

it does Surprising

56:19

that you don't see it more often because it's

56:22

very recognizable that Dave actually respects

56:24

it and respects people that stand

56:26

up to him So what are you angry

56:28

at Dave about? Just

56:30

it you know kind of

56:32

like he's always points out that he's not

56:35

a person that punches down But all he

56:37

does is punch down and an

56:39

interesting You know he

56:41

was he was taking shots at you. Yeah thinking

56:44

you you weren't gonna Hit

56:46

back or stand up for yourself and

56:49

you did and he immediately kind of

56:51

like stops and

56:54

doesn't retreat but He

56:58

kind of just like shrugs it off but

57:02

And I don't know I I'm

57:04

all for the Dave and dog show. I

57:06

think it should definitely Be

57:09

something that happens on a

57:11

regular basis because I think a lot

57:13

of Things would get

57:15

brought to light that Yeah,

57:18

a lot of people don't know about a lot

57:20

of people would be very interested in We agreed

57:22

to one episode so hopefully hopefully we we get

57:24

that going I don't know when but we'll do

57:26

one episode at least I mean it's gonna be

57:29

a success obviously cuz look at me, but what

57:31

do you have on Jeff D low? Yeah

57:35

Just just a dozen shit,

57:37

and I would have like honestly

57:41

He pulled the same shit with us a

57:43

couple seasons ago, and I was really really

57:46

pissed off about it with him

57:48

kind of like Mr..

57:50

Burnsing behind the scenes and Rearranging

57:53

schedules and working out that whole regs

57:56

trade And I I

58:00

was really pissed off and then I sat and thought about

58:02

it and I was like, you know what? Jeff

58:05

created this out of his own brain

58:07

of his own hard work and He

58:11

puts in all the fucking work he writes all

58:14

the questions don't butter him up don't butter him

58:16

up. Let's see Okay,

58:18

listen, it's coming around.

58:20

Okay, and I came

58:22

to turns with it and I was like, you

58:25

know what? He can do whatever the fuck he

58:27

wants because this is his thing it's not like

58:29

it's someone else's thing that He

58:31

was gifted and now he's fucking taking

58:34

it over and manipulating it his thing

58:36

So we kind of have to like

58:38

just deal with it. So ate it.

58:41

He fucked us over last year with Kelly Keig's

58:45

Gave her to Chicago some bullshit

58:48

fucking You know Excuse

58:50

like we're idiots again. Just had to

58:52

swallow it and eat it and

58:55

then he lets this thing happen

58:57

with Kirk and Dave

59:00

freaks out and I

59:03

was you know, I was like, all right

59:05

this is Jeff's chance to put his stake

59:07

in the ground and stand his ground and

59:11

Say the same fucking Made

59:13

up bullshit that he you know

59:16

gave to us about why this was okay It

59:18

was good for the league and blah blah blah

59:21

blah blah, but he didn't he talked his tail.

59:23

He cowered he folded

59:26

like a cheap suit to

59:29

Dave and You

59:32

know, but I think the league lost a lot of

59:35

Respect and I don't think it has any

59:37

integrity anymore Wow That's

59:40

I didn't think he did tug his tail. Wow, honestly,

59:43

I'm surprised that we did I'm

59:45

going to bet a lot more respect if he

59:47

pulled the PGA and said, all right, Dave You

59:49

know what? Go start your fucking league. We all

59:51

know if there's no chance anybody

59:53

could pull this off except Jeff because of

59:56

we know the hours he puts into it and the

59:59

level Of like the quality

1:00:01

level that he puts into it. No one's

1:00:04

no one's competing with that Um, I feel like

1:00:06

Jeff did do that though Jeff was like, all

1:00:08

right Dave You can go do that, but I'm

1:00:10

just gonna keep doing this the trades there don't

1:00:12

say something He took the deal instead of like

1:00:14

being like alright, babe. Okay. All right. Yeah. Yeah.

1:00:16

All right. Well, that's fair enough

1:00:18

Dante It's 103. We

1:00:20

don't want to steal all the listeners from the yak.

1:00:22

So Dante you I think

1:00:25

you knocked that out of the park. We're gonna have

1:00:27

you on every Friday With

1:00:29

that awesome graphic that Nick made that I

1:00:31

think Nick made great graphic. That's the five

1:00:33

things Dante's angry about Dante I hope you

1:00:35

have a great weekend at all

1:00:37

your clubs. I hope everything goes great and Thanks

1:00:41

for coming on like likewise. I'll see

1:00:43

you in New York in a couple

1:00:45

weeks. Oh, hell. Yeah. Love you Dante

1:00:47

You can't it love you guys. All

1:00:49

right, that's the first edition Oh

1:01:03

He said you didn't hire you

1:01:05

know, I've no stuff Nate has

1:01:07

been talking about Kelly's makeup I've

1:01:10

never I've no reply. So

1:01:12

yeah, that's a nice little teaser. Go breed

1:01:15

Ohio Tate's blog at 3 Eastern the

1:01:17

yak is up next on rumble and YouTube

1:01:20

and That was episode one of the

1:01:23

Friday show see rumble though. Oh, she'll

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