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okay,
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rundown, june twenty eighth
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2022, robbie,
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and glenny this is
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is we used to sit in like
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a a triangle hq2 that's
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right three of us reinforcements
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and
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and wifey p n wifi
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oh yeah that was while he's not here anymore they
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didn't meet you maria share one came
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in and got the the boot for like
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two days for
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some reason there's
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one one cyber memory and frankie didn't let rob because have it
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lunch with with us us when when you we for first started doing
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form together, me to maria during
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a applicant
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like the key west yeah yeah, yeah yeah touring
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places on google maps we're
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actually taken google maps to stonehenge posting
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screen yeah i'm students
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bringing which is basically google images
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actually white sox groupies we we followed white
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sox but we were yeah i guess the cubs
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the way the red sox that was then a
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that was disappointing i like to see a new team
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yeah hold it i'm going to try to sneak on stage and hit
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whoa hey when they do that a
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there go zone talking about the run down yesterday
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but hey that's gotta be one of the more interactive
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the fact that it did it does require
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crowd work yeah welcome
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good time events are kyrie irving
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not barstool guy know saw
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this is breaking news from yesterday we tweeted
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out a career every destroying every
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n b a been ever been part of the this
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is from a movie the dark knight i've seen it
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okay yeah the joker right walking away from
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the exploding hospital that he blew up and
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then kyrie irving replied may to correction
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said and be a champion and gold medalist
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which is true he has both one
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on what the cavs then won gold medal that summer
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but said just off the same needed correction of your
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didn't make money off of my name and
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countless others i feel like my
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name should been all capitalized their i
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believe him the referencing the shirts
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that we released why
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did are sure to as i carry shirts
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or like i research
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ah yes a blue an isis
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kim jong own kyrie they did six
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it that's it that's that's good one accident that's really
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funny this happening on the same day
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that we
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will with steph curry was
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kinda funny crazy and his quote
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where he goes it's better than not bad feeling
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about anger think whitney yeah yeah that should be
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back on i put it on shirt pretty
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sure that the pump yeah a kyrie
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not pumps that with an expo
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mean fuck i ran right with brooklyn nets
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fraser yeah i'm such an honor to be a
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guy to watch much would have started to watch the room that
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season i enjoy keeping up with that i think
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he thought he gonna ratio us with that three
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and he didn't oh no he didn't at
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all arm and yeah the back into his deal
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sounds like he's in run bath he wants us clinical
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fulfill his for your commitment you
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kevin durant's the able bodied my go
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to lakers play with
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le bron james when your favorite when
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your favorite players rent basketball player
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yup the ah the ah doesn't he had like barstool
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arm which is kind of finding
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play for the celtics what like just two years
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ago
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i mean also the majority of what he's
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heard from barstow probably they've shown on of right
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i mean it's easy he had spent out
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way to forces himself out
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of one team one situation
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after winning after title than another team boss he
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got ugly or yes avoided doing it
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again but it think people think brooklyn or a
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little while the
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soured on hours a chance is watching
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this right now there's a chance like born don't
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lawyer he's he's like wilmington nc if they talk
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about me and if he is watching look
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me fuck you carry
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out that's right yeah
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hang on i was huge what
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, dismiss employment rose you on twitter
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he had some other comment about brand gets the basement
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is worth about like like normal people
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don't do shit or i don't know i'm
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a weirdo has already to like you are
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dirty people wouldn't we can relate to that
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we like nerdy
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they were weird middle force aware of our company
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know now course
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my ever ah russell westbrook on the other hand
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back with lakers as well so that
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was rumor feel like maybe rough for kyrie swap
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law now the
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forty seven million dollars back to lakers
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have a disaster season the lakers
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last year i'll abroad midst of last a
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second time with lakers sauce
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contractors every forty seven million gotta take
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something that's the rule a million bucks
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a week to get you absolute cities saxo
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ah he had a horrible see much air malls
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where you to horrible he's what's your as employee
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he hasn't won a title at that point
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in your career do give up on title
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chase you save money time me forty
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seven million dollars so
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it would you do first purchase for forty five million
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dollars the
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house in delray nashville problems
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or , first purchase a lot
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to tix either one would either one would
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all have no state tax which one do you prefer
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national del rey what am i want
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to when i gave his money right
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now
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the
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right look , would value i
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think i'm putting all of the money into basically
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what jake paul has done and i'm going to put
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on the biggest most extravagant
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enemy event of all time where i beat
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the shit out someone that has no chance against the
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sister of maybe it's shot it's small
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said said robbie
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fox versus a ten year old on paper is
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sick either on paper about a hundred and forty
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seven melody i just want to buy house by
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house i think that will be the first trip of
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the really i've been my bible or the private
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boys registration guys have house together
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we do with you bro letting do live together the summer
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my new favorite and do all right here i
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said that i pretty much picture
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guys fighting like stepbrothers
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, the end the summer trying to like glenn
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he tries to bury jeff alive and and
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there's it was you can i human you have tell
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story humid address or a roommate if you're not
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a i've been addressed this year
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your door when you open it up as
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his the it hits my wall
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that's next to my bed very loud
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oh that's okay it's an allergy
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to have you know was good time to tell you
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are you gonna be there this weekend so yeah so
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don't open my door this hayden
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wings and boy and his that was real
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hard as i am now so he wasn't
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year this past weekend on friday
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night at about nine o'clock maybe
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earlier some the to
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to female fans of ghani balls
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come up my door come
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on the porch they knock on door this raise glenny
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here and i
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i was in decent enough mood i was going answer
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and be friendly is like no i'm sorry for
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quite don't get any high noon for you like know both beach
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were like oh okay sorry like they will
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come back the yeah great saturday night to
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thirty not in the mood are
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very tired have been drinking all day
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ah bang on our door like of very
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loud knock on our dorm i walked off block
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is that i texted friends we are you
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are you messing with our house right now no
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reply that only gives them gives got the door open
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door two females
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different different females yeah i
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have gwen home that
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doesn't live here off my vet
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your house i know i
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said does not live here so they won't
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be returning they don't think you will they just showed up like
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trick or treaters yeah i did they
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they have their bag and beach where these
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were high new oh it's actually like hey your home you want
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out of coverage disgrace that what's happened four five times
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the summer the
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like a ball so i forgot evolve my
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my summer roommate ah levy
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, oil fighting cool i didn't
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year ago hundred patronize the on every continent
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and anna maria belen adrian peterson
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us at the box each other actually
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i when deron
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williams thought frank gore i
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dunno their wombs like martial
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artist
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then in frank or did he lose our
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final memory one but next fight lighter leading
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up to like i don't know either these are either
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these two fellas er good boxing early as is
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like an even match up right very red and so
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outrageous that earnings bigger do too
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i picked my my my i've seen automated
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seems like a dream years a bigger dude this
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watching them play i'm gonna assume that
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peterson's big money on bells whom to offer
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guy in said peterson on that yeah
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six one three seventeen to twenty
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seventeen yeah that's that's the smaller
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than thought same
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wow levy i got of eleven
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been bigger guys now maybe adding grievance
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that's so we running style levy on choppy
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of he compared is running silva steph curry once
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was able to appear little difference on say computers
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yeah i'll take i'll take i'll take all that
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interesting where do you have youre the take bell
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i go already opposite side fed
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the public so where they fighting on very
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yeah dear was beat the shadow frank or that was very
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wrong a , crypto arena
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so la yeah thats weird
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crypto dot com is that already have they came
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the top have
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a yeah wow it was actually we were in
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l a the superbowl i think one that changed
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i maybe wrong on that was around when we were there
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how to staples lose because remember brand
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and i remember brandon said he hadn't been there
11:02
even wanna buy went to lakers game just
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of that no doctor there
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is there logo some sort of like or cougar
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is a miami also or com
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com
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i [unk] miami the dallas or american airlines arena
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oh are they were msft exchanging
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that ceased main sponsor now that
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was always without having to
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the mavericks play the he's been ten years
11:25
younger i was they're both immigrant organizes
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a the other for all the games record over their
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favorite final boss employee the played twice
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ah
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what do you what would you think a vase us
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see what's the first thing that popular sponsorship
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was a monster now american
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as serious as your opinion yeah my opinion
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piece three ah miami
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i've seen a little protein packed the
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oscar meyer protein powder grab
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one those
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i think i have lived in an airport little
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not nuts yeah they some berries
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chocolate if you have good run not
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i can't
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these are my com essa so
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often say i don't allow like sought out
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not spawn i joy cashew the
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and decent now i
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don't know bobby some loss for like been on eminence
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academics bombing heard shit here
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are david dover being sued for ten
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million dollar was issue indo before f when
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gas is the the as glad that
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non thus the never ending you've
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never seen that quit has been going on for a long time
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now what psychologists call the was given or
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it's okay yeah got to discuss swung around
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and almost die overcome was killed they'll
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be a was killed
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he's been cancelled for it like a couple times
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by other switch over to care for for yes it
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is cancelled and on cancelled and cancelled and
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on cancer time it was back in florida
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was to read as a job or screw wrote to
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him from at a cost karim from
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about two thirds that well i don't want
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them favorite dave get a haircut
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the up what it right the abs seat
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at ya the ongoing guy in fucking bucks apiece
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or something i think said apparently light
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headed not really get along well of and
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i represent a so what at one time zone are shown
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like spraying over daves name
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of without showing him and david eddings a one on
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the or the don't auto show where a democrat hair
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caught me off for like for like a snake
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some shit in the box pizza yeah like
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the arrows and overcast has high see
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are like a koolaid ah the
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ending of or waterfowl are in house
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because i am a life size armed iron
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man suit your hypothetical at
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here now serves audio have yes
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a sound soda
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how how soda machine here to sound so did
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hear that would be nice as are painted as
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the queen know that when those
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cleaner was that it has the same cost as
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much what are they call they freestyle machinery freestyle
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machinery another i think freestyles on that gray
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as i think i like a traditional
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down the line or a coke diet
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coke sprite like i like like
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really only one of vanilla sprite that's
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my move we're going movies tomorrow night owl we are
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once you thor movie the doors as more
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nice now we gotta screeners oh
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go bummed is a a little
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normal over there it looks so good
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it does i'm yeah this
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yeah this this fucking crazy
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know what our
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when i when i see you to not think of only one thing at the
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my guy mr beast mr based on facts
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on on saturday up on post bug one cancer
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has been to pop punk yeah though
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he bit willy wonka chocolate factory the
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address you have any old how crazy like
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like way movie accurate whole
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are not a good completely but like the size
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of it is astonishing absolutely
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crazy ben affleck tenure often
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crash lamborghini there
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was driving lamborghini i was fairly good it's what was the
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scenario how dot in any backed up by
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think
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hit reverse gonna like miss marvel at
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the first episode goes when she takes her driving test
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right also
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so our trek the kids deals the car
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yup a role model
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the coffee in the car but successfully all of the
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rice fields because the what's
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the a joy ride just want us to do hood
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rat share it with my friends laughing
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viral video
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the away who yeah and little kid
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takes his grandma scarf or gerrard me like i just wanted
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to do for graduate my mouth
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somebody quoted with that quote this morning some the company
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did was real remaining i'm
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enrico here we
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got attention rico the
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it at the quote just wanted to do hood rat share
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with my friends they're viral
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video yeah yeah
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are you tweeted about this morning ah yes
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is great what it would have what what a
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what a two year run for ben affleck
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i'm already memory gotta eat stood
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up with out of the army's
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and through the cardboard a hard one dot
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over yeah yeah it
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would have to say that he was carrying like a a shockingly
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large amount of dunkin donuts call he's
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a almost spilling a spilling
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out of shirt he's come up by paparazzi
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a lot
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when got caught when the back that is first
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i am right the acids awful
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you're interested
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lot and always always always have been here are
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that seems happy with jail or i i think
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it's awesome i love good hollywood redemption
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slander couple the
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other backwards for the great hollywood redemption couples
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rebellion was a math or whatever there's
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not many are they the only one the
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out the oh i didn't still are in hollywood or
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demo couples couples break up and get back together
16:19
since though it has was about go
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they did they actually just recently got back together
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are thinking miley cyrus and limbs have lehman
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it's okay broke up i wanted them get back together
16:28
the people always want to brad pitt jennifer anniston
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they get back together just do a thorough right we
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know they're she's singing really they broke up as well
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thought that was like a weird engage nasty little
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water with yes just throws
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and star wars fun fact leftovers
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no left over was in a wedding questions and does
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within arm's who's
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married to now
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where he's not married any well no single
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itself , single cities yeah
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i cannot see their successes to
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read it to read i just watched dumb
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the to share of austin butler and once upon time
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hollywood oh yeah we
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are now with the as they are often bible
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aren't many red rose bowl borja that reading
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about him i was shocked at that was him
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in was was i'm not going philly he will succeed now
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and any good old as hell you think i
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think so he played tax and once upon some hollywood
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is first burgard and the house a final
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scene kill brad pitts also and kevin smith
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yoga hoses he's a
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virus elvis movie of elvis is great
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i don't feel began topic of it adds we were c
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o mean talk on what you doing well as like this was
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playing like your mile strong
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what if miles teller found young seen top gun yet
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she right the
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next put this out tag my auto as ours
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i was largely with this as an egg mile thousand
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miles teller massive bonnie bulls
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fan
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no the rating scale and everything and go
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any couldn't go see his billion dollar i'm
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going to see top got you think if you put out
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top to see signs new encounters he would
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others getting out feeder soon you can improve lot of
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added meter decided it's it's it's a
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billion dollar grocer spin alfred
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on it that's any more i'm
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going to see it was an imac
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that what or that that robbie as wash yet the offer
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and is fucking fantastic the offer is when
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don't claim to be the mile island is miles
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teller were here right now he'd rather you go see top
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gun and watch the i disagree i
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forgot that is that exactly want to do if ever me
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mouse around so much going to move which one would no
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or there's the clip miles teller
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the last miles teller big balls fan would
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he rather glenny stop watching the offer
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goes he top gun or just keep watching the author
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one of his responses fuck when he balls he commented
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on my tweet about the offer he knows i'm an offer
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from i can help me most are
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too busy talking
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the job done however the time to go see it mostly
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top room anglesey elvis
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soon as it does today of like they've
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like albus as well oh yeah i like to
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see i was upset my guy takes to dinner
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or it's one of worst roses i've ever seen from a
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big after my life oh back to
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hear that i love hanks is birthday coming up
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july not
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my my colleagues are covered that's going be
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a bad birthday when was the first day we didn't
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without did alberta little for never around
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anxious patient zero
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member was a bath with every hosted
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that he hosted snl never thought was like and some
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sort of like hostage situation here i
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thought his house now to fake house
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jaeger elvis pretty solid and then before
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you see elvis watch bar servers america
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season two episode three season episode
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to go any balls makes his return to the show
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and then is eliminated fifty six minutes later
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minutes his officer x good times good
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times there was the old man substance given up
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nick nick booted you from the show up
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a ball was crazy i
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got hit with paintball
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have you got i got eliminated so yeah think that back
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my leg always joey was socket animals
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are just ran in there like jonah hill
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maurier you call joey chris kyle
19:45
which is funny because he didn't actually since when
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was the siberia
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you're you're asshole as bar the shell
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will take you someone has to be your com
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a come behind us our beyond i love cia
19:56
you others dummies or that season two episode
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to a bar says america was very much
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the always show yeah i'd you were the captain
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in nashville you one that
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paint ball challenge in
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miraculous way are you doing on fire shot
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off in i think the for my eyes as some
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fired warning shots because want to scare people away
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so that it scared me and i'll have to sit
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shown an air as bang bang bang bang bang in the air
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so you would know was common than the team
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challenge it was all your dish the slingshot
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war if you watch ago catch up since
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or water balloons you were very good at
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the idea of hitting targets to rain on
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the right target well i yet as if miss
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some jumbled them all up which is a dick move on everyone
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else as far as we have all four and one separated
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i would have got him on twitter same to such
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as mates by yeah i was good i finally got good
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as can't do it i'm in cement
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holes as the when when the soccer games the other team
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and was in the middle school
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have no she didn't realize i said why was one season
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is amazing lot of own goals the middle school
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at i found myself as very similar soccer
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type child's not i won't much about that know
20:52
where how it's you love intelligence
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is over there yeah and marty the
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man she devil the fourth one of not is yours
21:00
your new rye that yeah she's allowed here
21:03
resign o'clock and i think i think tonight's episode
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where really get into it
21:06
you're you're new to iraq was really
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pissed off they've also it's i won the game everyone else
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i think it's santa's house and then they took away my friend
21:12
glenny and now i i was just was
21:14
defeated i was smitten bad
21:17
and last thing i need is some and size
21:19
a little bits comes into trying take my bunk bed
21:22
nothing with might are such my air conditioning
21:25
as little girl good house girl think
21:27
say christmas dinner tonight yes
21:29
it's it gets it gets he did it
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the great another great episode our
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reactions been very solid to show gliding though
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he he was sad to see you go as it
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did bother best her that we're national went out
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we we were i remember we went we ended up somewhere
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where we are all over your memory
21:46
was says ago yeah i'll
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be
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but do you took me to think what he told me look brian a
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the the bar i don't think we should we go
21:53
after that we went kid rock's probably the kid
21:55
rock's bar yeah not gonna yeah
21:58
robbie learning the the
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because don't have their own bars and the was it
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was it was a fun time as guess who was absurd three tonight
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i'm i'm asking another seventy was ounce of classic
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central ah yeah the it's in
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this this
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madison and on most wisconsin was
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very cold ease i want from
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summer show to a wintershall very quickly
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right
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yeah i'm also more see who gets someone gets eliminated
22:21
and so my i may get hypothermia tonight get
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sick soon and idea what
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they what they they challenge this
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episode is
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ridiculously stupid or he's not
22:32
not some planning pursues take it
22:35
was just thirty five degrees and we're we're on
22:37
what i learned something that that sounds i
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learned that not all water has sultanate
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that what as well interface first aside from
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promo and that since his salty i didn't have
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that lakes and heseltine them
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i finale now much there is there much more to see there
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glenny starting revelation from on
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fact and snapple fact on episode
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ford wednesday , we
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will be in chicago and
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then episode fied the finale will be in boston
23:01
massachusetts glenny balls eliminated
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from the show unfortunately make
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sure tune in on boston ford dot com
23:08
and you tube seven six hundred bucks
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of america season two thanks to game time
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it's for the wrong down with you later
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