Nicola wants a dark one.

Fucking James Broadstreet!

Kids can be dicks.

I like you! *PUNCH*

Still no internet!

EE stop phoning me!

It tastes confusing, it tastes pointless, it tastes like weak n dirty piss water.

Guiness with a spoonfull of cocao powder.

Malty Redbull? Malty Redbullshit!

Bar Fire, dinner at Spit, mmm appetising.

TASTE MY AWESOME BEER!

Hot chocolate weetabix.

Like a beer in puberty!

ZERO!

Whiff of urinal cake.

Aubergine is the most wanky word.

Rhinoceros Unicornus.

I’m not  a fan of big gherkins, I prefer small crunchy ones.

Faceless spreadsheet ninja.

No need for a pension, my son’s going to be famous.

Stop drinking it!

Kid chat.

I’m Clouseau, she’s Cato.

Coming for a fag bitch?

Look how cool I am!

First ever bike at 24.

My other John.

Lion hat and Nerf gun.

Beer52, Flavourly. etc.

Tell a true story.

Nicola’s choice – Kaapse Bea Black RYE IPA (6%) @KaapseBrouwers
Nicola = 5.5 | Stuart = 7.5 | John = 7

Stuart’s choice – Mikeller Drink’in the Sun Wheat Ale (0.3%) @MikkellerBeer
Nicola = 2 | Stuart = 0 | John = 1

John’s choice – Lagunitas Little Sumpin Extra IPA (8.5%) @LagunitasBeer
Nicola = 6 | Stuart = 5.5 | John = 8

Nicola’s choice of Kaapse Bea pips John’s to the top spot of this round by 0.5 with a score of 20 out of 30 but the story of the round is the lowest score ever recorded on Be3rcast by Mikkeller with a staggering 3 out of 30!

Round winner = Bea (Black Rye IPA) by Kaapse.