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Too Sandy, Water Too Wet.

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A podcast featuring real reviews written

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Hello! Hi! Welcome to Episode 281

1:00

of Beach to Sandy, Water to

1:03

Wet. This is Reviews of Mattress

1:14

Stores. Ah, this

1:16

is one I suggested for once. You

1:19

finally won one. I finally won. You won the

1:21

people over. Thank you. Or maybe they just wanted me,

1:23

they just let me have it. So either way. They let me have

1:25

one. Thank you very much. I'm

1:28

excited for this one. What

1:30

was your experience like, Sandy? People

1:33

sent in some great reviews. That

1:36

was my experience. Same. And

1:39

oh, I did want to say your challenge though,

1:41

too, because you've got a good challenge coming up,

1:43

huh? I'm sure I do. I can't find my notes,

1:45

so you tell them. Well, it's from Lauren

1:47

and it's Reviews of a Piece of Media where

1:50

the reviewer claims to know someone who was in

1:52

it or worked on it. Oh

1:54

man. Which is so funny to me.

1:56

Man, it's fun. Honestly, I'm actually like sad because

1:58

after I got a few. I was like

2:00

we got to do this again because like

2:03

really possibilities are endless like the number of

2:05

searches you can make like My

2:07

best friend is in this or like my

2:09

mom made this or my dad like the

2:11

number of like possible early my brother Per

2:15

doing I don't know it could be so many You

2:17

know I don't know how it was but I feel like it

2:19

would be so wholesome to have and I felt like I had to

2:22

Stop myself from like getting more and more so

2:24

I think we have to do that again We

2:27

have to revisit it on day sounds good I

2:29

want to say one thing that I meant to mention

2:31

last week This is like really wild and my heart

2:34

is pounding because it's just something that I did not

2:36

expect but my so I Made

2:40

like okay. I'm gonna go get the little card, but

2:42

I made okay, so I've had We

2:44

were supposed to talk about this yeah, it was

2:46

so much happening last week and

2:48

by that I mean two hours ago when we recorded it. There's

2:51

so much in my past I

2:54

made an Etsy store when I was like I

2:56

don't know 19 or something or 20 and

2:59

it's just been kind of like Stagment like it's

3:01

just been sitting there and then every now and then I'll

3:03

make something like how we and I've been there's always I

3:05

have to put it in the show notes And

3:07

I sold for a while like a little SVG files you can

3:09

use on your cricket or whatever I went

3:12

down some bizarre rabbit hole one night and

3:14

started designing all these bumper stickers And

3:16

so I kind of mentioned it. I didn't

3:18

kind of I did mention it on and that's why we drink and

3:21

I kind of Forgot that I'd

3:23

mentioned it like I Knew

3:25

enough what I was doing. I was like okay. I have to

3:27

prepare like in case somebody buys one. You know I've

3:31

made over 600 sales since that episode

3:33

came out and I have

3:36

had to like crazy turn my office into

3:38

like a Sorting center

3:40

and I have no idea was that my holy

3:42

shit I woke up on Easter morning, and I

3:44

was like why do I have like 400 emails and risen?

3:49

And I'll show you Zandi I even had to

3:52

run to staples and get a same-day print order

3:54

to make you Stressful I mean

3:56

obviously it's a great thing, but like wow

3:58

my therapist was like you were clear I was barely looking for

4:00

an outlet and you found one. And I was like,

4:02

yeah, I don't know why I looked at

4:05

another job. But, okay. Oh,

4:08

I even bought like a label printer,

4:10

like a thermal label printer. Like I've lost

4:12

my mind. Okay. So if you have

4:14

ordered one of these or you plan on it, I

4:17

made these little like sinky things with you and

4:19

I put a lemon sticker on each one and

4:21

it has like a little card. Oh, that's so

4:23

fun. Well, I will say when I order

4:26

an Etsy, that's one of my favorite things is

4:28

the little personalized thank you thing that they send.

4:30

Yeah. And I, so I made little and

4:32

I, I tape, double side tape, little lemon

4:34

stickers to each one. They're

4:36

all different. But anyway, so yeah, the best

4:38

seller is this one, my other car is a

4:40

hoop and stick. And it

4:43

sold out like within an hour or two. And

4:45

then I had to order 500 more. Crazy.

4:50

I feel like I cannot believe this is

4:52

happening right now. I feel, and I think the reason

4:54

I actually talked to my therapist when I was like,

4:57

she's like, you don't seem all that stressed. And I

4:59

was like, because I said I would donate,

5:01

I think it's like either 30 or 50, I'm going to

5:04

probably make a 50% of proceeds to charity. So I'm

5:06

like, I feel, I know, right? So

5:09

I'm like, I don't, I just don't remember what I wrote on there.

5:12

But but my

5:14

first, I was like, oh, I'm going to donate to rain,

5:16

like the incest and abuse, sexual

5:19

abuse network. Yeah. That's not how

5:21

the acronym works, but you know what I mean?

5:23

And so I was like, oh, so I feel

5:25

like I'm doing something like positive. You know what

5:27

I mean? It's fulfilling. So I'm

5:30

very excited. And it's fun to make

5:32

little like creative, stupid stickers. And

5:34

I'm just really honored that people are buying

5:36

them. So I don't know, just like a

5:38

little plug for my own, for my new

5:41

side hustle that nobody asked for. But

5:44

I'm having a good time. No one asked for

5:46

any of our plugs, but we don't have them

5:48

anyway. That's why we're here. We won't stop. I

5:50

think you should. Yeah, that's great. Thank you. Now

5:53

plug it accurately, like fully. And I'm also learning

5:55

how to do tarot. So soon I'll be offering those as

5:57

well. You know, I'm just all over the place. No,

6:00

plug it actually. You haven't said what it is. Oh, I'm

6:02

sorry. You're right. I haven't. It's called, what's it

6:04

called? Hold on. Let me find out. It's

6:07

called the X-Tine file. It's like it's literally

6:09

on the card you pulled up and told me.

6:11

It's right in front of you. Wait,

6:14

I just realized the card doesn't have the link at all. But

6:17

it's called the X-Tine. If

6:20

they're ordering from you, they already had your

6:22

link, I think. That's true. www.sc.com.shop.com. And

6:27

yeah, there's a few, there's six options on

6:29

there. So, you know, check it out. The

6:32

first thing I thought was, man, your

6:34

fans will eat this up. Like this is perfect. I

6:36

mean, I'm just so impressed. I felt like maybe a

6:38

couple of people would and I was like, oh, that'd be cool.

6:40

And then all of a sudden it was like, you burned a

6:43

badge for 600 sales. And I went, what

6:45

the F? Anyway, sorry. So that's my

6:47

good job. Exciting. I didn't know that. It was

6:49

that many until now. Like, I had no idea.

6:51

You didn't tell me that. It happened like

6:53

Sunday, Monday. So it's like all

6:55

and we're recording this Wednesday. So

6:58

I'm like, it's all very a whirlwind. Yeah,

7:01

that's amazing. Cool. I've had

7:03

to like same day order

7:05

from Staples like 14 different times. But

7:08

listen, we're making it work. It's all

7:10

DIY. Anyway,

7:12

mattress stores, mattress stores. Who

7:15

wants to go? Why don't you go first? I've talked a lot.

7:17

Okay. My first

7:19

one is from Elena Sheher who

7:21

sent in, I think my first two are actually

7:24

from Elena. These

7:26

are reviews of mattress

7:28

warehouse in

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Thornbury, Victoria in Australia.

7:35

And here is the first one. So one star review. Nigel

7:38

Thornberry. What?

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Sorry. The

7:44

edible hasn't kicked in yet. There's no way. I wish.

7:46

There's no way. It would have been funnier. Like, I

7:48

mean, I would have said something funnier. Got it. Got

7:50

it. It wouldn't have been funnier to me. I would

7:52

have just had 30 minutes. More

7:55

clever to say. Here's

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the one star review. If

8:00

you want someone to waste your time and

8:02

be a complete arrogant this place and the

8:04

owner will make you happy as

8:07

I told You I hope you to never be

8:09

in a bad situation, sir Hang

8:11

loose emoji enjoy a life of

8:13

misery and of review. Whoa This

8:16

like reeks of those people who are like

8:18

allegedly very like open and spiritual and they're

8:21

like well karma will come back to kick

8:23

Their ass. Yeah, okay, you know you seem

8:25

like vengeful in like a different way where

8:27

you think you're not vengeful Yeah

8:30

That's a little bit scary. It also

8:32

went very back and forth. I hope you can never be

8:35

in a bad situation Enjoy a

8:37

life of misery Whoa,

8:39

what's that line? That's like so cutting change here.

8:41

I hope you have the day you deserve. Yeah

8:45

Fuck like that's a cutting line It's

8:49

like last episode last week when you the the

8:51

person the owner was like quoting Mark Twain

8:53

and somehow it just makes it so much more

8:57

Powerful. I don't know why but it just

8:59

feels like he won the argument. No matter

9:01

what yeah adds credence to it Yeah, just

9:04

a quote Whoa,

9:09

sorry Jesus Christ There

9:11

a bug or something. Okay, so

9:13

I have a calendar up there and the you

9:15

you okay the edible still hasn't kicked in

9:17

yet Christina no, okay, but here's

9:20

here's what I'll say. There's no window open this

9:22

time. Uh-huh and That calendar's

9:24

been there for weeks and weeks maybe

9:26

months and the it

9:28

was on April Okay, so it's been there

9:31

for three days up. Mm-hmm. And then it

9:33

just came down back to March So

9:36

I looked up and it's our dad's

9:38

calendar and it has a quote on it.

9:40

And so I figure I might as well read It seems like a sign

9:44

His quote on this one says wait, what

9:46

if it was Mark Twain would not was gonna say

9:48

maybe it is actually I don't know but

9:50

it says actually you can you can quote

9:53

fact-check this if you want People

9:55

who think they know everything are a great

9:57

annoyance to those of us who do That's

10:02

the most Bernie quote of all time. That

10:05

is. That is. That's a good one though. I like that

10:07

one. Who said it? Isaac Asimov. I

10:09

wish it was Mark Twain. That would have been wild. Yeah.

10:12

I should have just said it was Mark Twain. Oh

10:14

man. I can't lie to these people. I know.

10:16

They know that. At least not on purpose. I

10:18

lie to them by accident because I don't know

10:21

things. I mislead

10:23

them. But yeah, I mislead them, I guess. So

10:25

this is from Lauren. It's of a place

10:28

called Sleep Pittsburgh. And

10:31

this is a one... I like the demand.

10:33

Sleep Pittsburgh. Sleep. It

10:35

sounds again, threatening even though...

10:38

That's what I'm thinking. Yeah. Go to sleep now.

10:40

Close your eyes. This

10:42

is One Star by Jessica. Oh and

10:46

this was something by Lauren. I forgot if I said that or not. My

10:49

mattress had a huge hole

10:51

in the center of it after

10:53

only four months. The salesman

10:55

told me it had a 10 year warranty. But when

10:57

I tried to return it, he kept giving me the

10:59

run around as to why I couldn't return it.

11:02

I purchased here before and you would think they would treat

11:04

their customers with a tiny increment of respect.

11:07

But nope, I would not recommend

11:09

them. If you have an issue with your mattress,

11:11

they will not take it back. End of review,

11:13

the owner responded basically saying like, we do not

11:15

see you in our records anywhere. It's having purchase

11:17

of mattress. Classic.

11:19

But I think it's just like

11:21

the giant, the huge

11:24

hole in the mattress. Sounds like a portal has

11:26

opened up. How does that happen? I

11:28

don't know. And I think probably what they

11:30

mean is like the fabric created

11:32

like a tear. Okay.

11:35

But to me, it sounds like there's

11:39

an arena, like

11:41

an underfoot, like a

11:43

circular coliseum type in the

11:45

middle. Now the

11:47

edible has hit. Can we all agree? No.

11:50

Must have. No, no, no.

11:52

I'm not picturing what you're picturing. I think like

11:55

a real big hole in the middle of

11:57

the mattress. I'm not sure about a coliseum

11:59

on the mattress. But yes, like

12:01

a pit. Like a round

12:03

pit. A pit, yeah. I am picturing that. In

12:05

which a gladiator might be tossed. I'm just saying.

12:08

Okay, you know now, I'm coming around. I'm coming

12:11

around to this Coliseum idea. Forgive me. And

12:13

I guess part of it is because they said,

12:15

oh, the salesman kept giving me the runaround. And

12:17

I was like, in the circle. Blue's Traveler.

12:20

Oh. He went there always.

12:22

I meant he was running around in the circle.

12:24

But you met Blue's Traveler. I'm

12:26

thinking about how the Blue's Traveler singer has

12:28

a bunker, an end

12:30

of days bunker full of like guns and stuff.

12:33

Does he really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm thinking

12:35

that maybe that's inside this mattress. It could be.

12:37

Yeah. Hmm. Don't

12:41

fall in. We'll hopefully never get to the bottom of

12:43

that mattress hole. It's

12:45

beautifully put. Thank you. My next one is

12:47

also from Elena of, I believe

12:49

it was the same place as last time. Yeah, the mattress

12:51

warehouse. And

12:54

Thornbury. One

12:56

star. No comment, that's how you know.

13:00

Yeah. Okay,

13:04

here's a one star review. Major

13:07

red flags. Randomly visited

13:09

this store Saturday as we were driving

13:11

by, which, sorry,

13:14

I just, for as long. Wait a minute. You just drive

13:16

by a mattress store. Nobody's ever done that. Nobody's

13:19

ever done that. You

13:23

will find out they are shopping for mattresses. Like, it's-

13:25

It's not so random. I was about

13:27

to say actively, but it seems somewhat

13:29

passively. There's passively shopping for a mattress.

13:31

Passively. It's the opportunity to present themselves.

13:33

Yeah, exactly. That

13:36

seems like the situation here. Here

13:39

we go. Randomly visited the store Saturday

13:42

as we were driving by. The

13:44

salesperson approached us and asked what we were

13:46

after. I advised him, I had visited a

13:48

few stores today, to which he stopped me

13:51

mid-sentence and stated, oh, sorry,

13:53

but if you visited other stores, I cannot

13:55

sell you a mattress. I've

13:57

taken it back. I wanted to know why I

13:59

was unable- to buy a mattress from this retail

14:01

store. He explained that the

14:03

mattresses at his store are supplied to

14:06

major chains, and he doesn't want to

14:08

compete with other stores, and only sells

14:10

mattresses on The Quiet. I

14:13

questioned him and asked if his business was

14:15

legitimate, given the fact that he

14:17

is a real retail store, but doesn't want

14:19

to sell mattresses to anyone who has ever

14:22

visited another mattress store? The most bizarre encounter

14:24

in my life, I walked out of this

14:26

store feeling as confused as I still am

14:28

48 hours later. Somebody

14:34

send somebody less with a lower profile,

14:36

but send somebody in to investigate. This

14:38

sounds like a racket. Something's

14:42

going on. Well, you know how people talk

14:44

about mattress stores being on every corner and

14:46

no one's ever in them. And they're

14:48

always like a front for something. It's a

14:50

rumor. I think the reality

14:52

is that mattresses are just so fucking expensive, they

14:54

only need to sell a couple mattresses at once

14:57

a day for everything. Oh yeah, I have heard

14:59

that. Isn't that the same with hot tubs or

15:01

something? I feel like I've heard that about multiple

15:03

types of stores where you're always surprised that they

15:05

still exist. In New Zealand

15:08

somewhere, there was a ski store in

15:10

this little vacation town, and I was

15:12

like, the random skiing shop. And I'm

15:14

like, you know what? You just probably

15:16

have to have a few customers who

15:18

go out skiing on vacation, and you might

15:20

be able to afford to go here. Sell a

15:22

couple ski poles, and you're good. Yeah, I don't

15:24

know. Wow, I mean, I feel

15:27

like that is kind of good on

15:29

him to be like, oh, you know how a

15:32

mattress store works, then you have to leave. Because

15:34

this is not going to be your typical experience,

15:36

and I don't want you to catch on. You

15:38

might get us in trouble with them. And he's

15:40

probably like, I don't know how they work, so I

15:42

feel like if you do, then I'm at a disadvantage.

15:44

So you should probably just leave. Yeah,

15:47

you're right. You know, I like that

15:49

upfront. It's honest. It's not really- That's

15:52

all I want from a mattress sale. That's all I want. I

15:56

don't want a mattress. No. Don't

15:58

get me wrong. Be honest with me. with

16:00

a mattress. I just want them to tell me the truth.

16:03

And that's why I'm going to

16:05

be the investigative reporter that goes down

16:07

there and asks a few

16:09

simple questions. I'll say,

16:11

I've never been to a mattress store

16:13

before and then... They'll

16:15

come running. Maybe sells

16:18

me anything. Okay, so this

16:20

is from Maddie, she her, and it's a Hank's

16:23

Fine Furniture in Little Rock,

16:25

Arkansas. This is

16:27

a one-star review by Chris. Worst

16:31

experience ever. Clayton

16:34

likes to call veterans out

16:36

on Observed Veterans Day on

16:39

when and how they take

16:41

their prescribed medications. There

16:44

was three separate sales that he... This

16:46

is such a specific scenario that I

16:48

can't imagine this person just like gets

16:50

off on this and this

16:52

is what they like doing. There's no way. This

16:56

weirdly nagging veterans

16:58

about their medication schedule. Yeah. I

17:00

can't wait for Veterans Day. I

17:02

hope a veteran with a prescription

17:05

comes in. It's a very specific

17:07

fetish that probably rarely gets acknowledged

17:09

until Chris walks in and they're

17:11

like, finally. It's about time. Maybe

17:16

they only open on Veterans Day and that's

17:18

why they have all those sales instead of memorial day

17:21

sales. They're like, we've got a Veterans Day sale. That's

17:24

so true. It lines up. It explains everything.

17:27

Clayton likes to call veterans out on Observed

17:29

Veterans Day on when and how they take

17:31

their prescribed medication. I'm sorry.

17:35

I know I'm just stopping you again,

17:37

but I just realized it says Observed

17:39

Veterans Day. I don't

17:42

know when Veterans Day normally is, but it was a

17:44

day of the week. It's the weekday or

17:46

whatever. It wasn't even like... The postal holiday

17:48

or whatever, the Queen's holiday. Don't

17:51

even admit to that. Okay. Well, he says

17:53

it again later. So don't worry. He

17:56

doubles down, I guess. There

17:58

was three separate... sales that he

18:01

caused the store this day

18:03

to three separate veterans on

18:05

observed veterans day. Be

18:07

better, Clayton. Try being a little less Judgey

18:09

McJudgerson. It might even get you better sales.

18:11

End of review. I did feel like his

18:14

medication may be hit by the end. Yeah.

18:16

Because all of a sudden everything was spelled correctly. Oh no. He

18:19

said Judgey McJudgerson, which seemed like a tonal shit. You

18:21

don't really know what happened, huh? Like it feels...

18:24

Well, not even in a

18:26

remote sense do I know it. I

18:28

guess it almost feels... Well,

18:33

there was... At first

18:35

I thought maybe he's an employee, but now that

18:37

I'm reading it again, there was three separate sales,

18:39

so it must be a customer. So

18:42

it must have been like, I went in

18:44

with like two other veterans or I talked

18:47

to them in the parking lot, you know how they're always

18:49

like, and everyone in the parking lot agreed with me.

18:52

There was three separate sales that he caused.

18:55

So I think he's saying like he lost three

18:58

sales from veterans on Observed Veterans

19:00

Day. Got it. Because

19:02

he was critiquing how they take their

19:04

prescribed medications, which... What

19:07

does that mean? Could it be weed? Maybe.

19:10

Oh, then I'm on the veteran side. Oh

19:13

yeah. Oh yeah. Well, okay. If

19:16

there's a smoking pot in the back room, I don't

19:18

know. Maybe not. I mean, it's a master store. It

19:20

is an employee. Like it's Veterans Day. I can smoke

19:22

where I want. Okay, well that's what I... It's Observed

19:24

Veterans Day. I was like, well maybe he

19:26

has PTSD and it's like, hey, these edibles

19:28

are prescribed. You know what I mean? But

19:30

if it was edibles, it'd be... But like, yeah,

19:32

what? Now that's... Okay, it's hitting now. Like I'm

19:34

getting the... I'm making up... I'm

19:37

finally creating a plot in my head. Yeah,

19:39

it could go so many ways. It's probably

19:41

not true at all, but I'm picturing them

19:43

like whipping out a joint and be like,

19:45

it's medication time and just smoking a joint

19:47

in the mattress store. This is prescription.

19:50

Yeah. Imagine anyone having a

19:52

problem with how you take your prescribed medication.

19:55

That doesn't make sense to me. No. But

19:58

people saying prescribed medication might... How

20:00

actively and loudly are you taking

20:02

your... As someone who takes many prescribed

20:05

medications, the most blatant

20:07

one is getting an IV every eight weeks

20:09

and that one's pretty obvious. But the rest

20:11

of them, I've gotten pretty good at subtly

20:14

not taking them in the middle.

20:16

Like even my birth control goes all arm

20:18

goes off. I've gotten really good at taking that in a

20:20

movie theater anywhere, anywhere I'm at. So

20:23

how obvious are you being? Are you getting

20:25

high and laying on the mattress and being like, it's

20:28

my day? Or someone

20:31

comes in and is like, Remicade time and lies

20:33

on a mattress and gets... And then you hook

20:35

up the IV. Remember when I used to have

20:37

the infusions come to our apartment in

20:39

LA and maybe that's it. He's

20:42

like, oh, there's a mattress store with a

20:44

Tempur-Pedic. I'd like to go there today for

20:46

my infusion. And if they're lucky, I just might

20:48

buy it. Yeah, maybe one of these

20:51

eight weeks, maybe once every eight weeks he

20:53

might make a sale, but maybe not. You

20:56

failed to notice was a big sign that says,

20:58

if you get an infusion on it, you buy

21:00

it. Oh. That's

21:03

where it all fell through. Honestly,

21:05

not an observed veteran. All

21:07

vets are off. All

21:10

vets are off? All vets are... Uh-oh.

21:13

Uh-oh. Don't you dare misquote me like

21:15

that. This is so stupid.

21:17

I'm reading a review from Elta. This

21:19

is a home choice furniture store. This

21:22

is in Mankato,

21:25

Minnesota. One star

21:28

review. This

21:31

place is not a place I will go back

21:33

to because I got a bed set and no

21:35

nightstands like the thing said. I said a month

21:37

later in May that I did not like the

21:39

bed. I was upset about the nightstands not being

21:41

in there and today I was told nothing I

21:43

can do. There is no notes.

21:45

Well, not my fault. You have a bunch

21:48

of weird people working for you who does mark it

21:50

down. I said it lots of times. Even The people

21:52

in the cities when I talked to and my divorce

21:54

lawyer was sitting right there when I had talked to

21:56

them and they said okay, I'll be paying a lawyer

21:58

to take these people to court. They can take

22:00

their trash bad back and of reveal. More

22:04

stories like that is not my area.

22:06

Of expertise clues in Iraqi with a specific the

22:08

number of times he will try to get me

22:10

to sue a mattress store and. Over it. Maybe

22:13

that's where the money is. Bruises

22:17

and for boat review was wild. You

22:19

know, there's clearly very little punctuation. There's

22:22

one period before the last sentence. But.

22:26

I'm. Here's a

22:28

response: Okay, Oh okay. Submersibles

22:31

her owner honestly like move I've

22:33

never seen as and in. About

22:36

a of someone threatening legal action right?

22:39

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22:41

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delivered to the best run a center

23:01

supports to address the situation. You gave

23:03

one star Bob Obama difference but they

23:05

literally were like oh yeah. Well.

23:07

Known for. Their like all paved the

23:10

way for you. and gold. Come on. and.

23:12

Which normally you'd You know I feel like

23:15

most people threateningly lives. Of. Course,

23:17

I'm not gonna actual yeah, involve a

23:19

lawyer arm unless it's actually worth. there's

23:21

a lot of money voters on members

23:23

gonna use that in order to get

23:25

something or to get the company to

23:27

give them a right like an empty

23:29

threat. Is one thing. But then when the

23:31

companies like a yeah hauling. Their bluff Potential

23:33

Blas. I guess technically they could not

23:35

be. They might not be bluffing, but

23:37

most likely they're bluffing was dumb. Wow.

23:40

go for it. I was weirdly loved

23:42

it. Avoid: Oh I just I one

23:44

yeah ah you've messed with the wrong

23:46

mattress company that I say that having

23:48

no idea what happened because I could

23:50

not understand. Okay are all and you

23:53

know. The for all I know

23:55

they're in a divorce settlement and

23:57

the. Said. Partner was like i

23:59

want one. The night fans and they're like what

24:01

made sense because they want to keep them.

24:04

God or not, Audit. These nations don't

24:07

split up marrying in one. said you

24:09

don't get a nightstand so you know

24:11

they've contacted. This whole backstory and this

24:13

was part of their their their believing

24:16

this digital trail that days it'll friends

24:18

and or a grand forget the other

24:20

divorce lawyer off the track of these

24:22

nightstands. That's right, I'm makes so much

24:25

sense to me. I don't

24:27

know why the divorce lawyer was there

24:29

or anywhere I don't that came out

24:31

of nowhere near as a real old.

24:33

A little bit sad. I'm Jill. Act

24:36

as it sounds like they're actively going through the process

24:38

of. Them. Are Yep, that was a

24:40

stressful time. I feel a good divorce

24:42

lawyer as like a present tense is

24:44

generally like. Unless. It's views

24:46

the multiple time the much as I talk

24:49

about run a like oh my a scientific

24:51

study for getting right here in it's like

24:53

you're out a followup like concert I know

24:55

assistance. That technically it's all true. So

24:58

could be that. But. You. Know. What?

25:02

If that address that they sent, we should look it up.

25:04

What if it's like a different. Mattress Company will.

25:06

It's as rent of center so I

25:08

think that this company Muslim Toys it

25:10

was home to. It must be like

25:12

a rental center. A. Renter

25:14

Center. Or. Maybe. It's

25:16

a competitor of run a center in there. Like to send

25:18

your lawyer there. Is a

25:20

supportive the full marissa? Maybe they don't mean

25:22

a really funny like they'll have a load

25:24

of the wrong building. Son

25:28

about idea and it isn't idea that our

25:30

on for. It's okay I you know I

25:32

love this world where they they did that.

25:35

But. Unfortunately, according to Wikipedia they

25:37

include Get It Now Sores in

25:39

Wisconsin and home toy stores oh

25:42

along with a bunch of other

25:44

set so but that would have

25:46

been amazing so they're legal. Team

25:49

it so they thought oh, this is a small company,

25:51

I can threaten them with legal action and the big.

25:54

The. Big Run saw a renaissance.

25:57

Cr run a center was like Zone

25:59

eve. The for I mean this

26:01

is because based on their history

26:03

also in their Wikipedia page, they've

26:05

had plenty of experience with Litigations

26:07

son he loves the South is

26:09

what I've heard is the facilities.

26:11

Our beloved It in two thousand

26:13

one in heading for sexual bias

26:15

in the hiring of women are

26:17

them. Is. The forty seven million

26:19

dollar task Lehman Holy sit there is

26:22

a lot. So yeah ah they had

26:24

her settle for deceptive business practices in

26:26

California and Washington. there is more deceptive

26:28

on unless you metastasis starting to turn

26:31

on this company. I know it's shocking

26:33

her starting do I know. I can't

26:35

believe I'm saying and either. But what I'll say

26:37

also is maybe they're make the mistake by inviting

26:39

if one to sue them And sounds like there's

26:41

a Santa. Monica. Always like Virginia. I'm

26:43

about to see them. Renee. Get.

26:46

On the phone running center or must be

26:48

some sort of glass accent where the money

26:50

into another one in California. twenty twenty about

26:52

the free of charge own free charging as

26:54

we get on that train can actually. Like

26:57

you know it, I didn't get my nightstand

26:59

renee see them so maybe give me a

27:01

million dollars. Job I even home

27:03

address right? Sleepy.

27:05

And it seems will it seems

27:08

like it could be a little

27:10

a predatory ah disease places. oh

27:12

what's. The name of that ah is it

27:14

like of think it's like industry way or one

27:17

of these. like. Six. Streets with the com.

27:19

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said this is from saw now I'm

30:28

in a Sunday the name of this

30:31

app store and I'd I'd brought this

30:33

review mainly just for the pronunciation. Aspect.

30:37

And and sunny this name is a store.

30:41

Of the like, how would you say that? Libido.

30:45

Yeah, that's how I would say it's as L

30:47

E B E D A South Saw and thankfully

30:49

gave me some insight. And. Said elaborately labatt

30:51

a slightly better oh look

30:53

bad. Oh yeah, I'd like.

30:55

For. A bad which is like okay.

30:57

Okay, Ah, if they say so

31:00

I'm sorry or thing I you know sink

31:02

choice But it's your choice. Either.

31:04

Way I'll let you make our to sleep in

31:06

the bed. You made yourself in. One of the matter

31:09

though. a better them a better you made a your

31:11

some. So here's a one survey by Nick. Ah,

31:14

and certain. Thirteen years ago and this

31:16

is knicks only reveal. My

31:18

wife and I went to look better for a

31:20

new mattress as it's the only place in Ames.

31:23

The. Salesman who are very abrupt and rude. especially

31:25

Chad the manager. The mattresses we're not of good

31:27

quality but they were price like they should have

31:30

been. Make matters worse, one of the settlements and

31:32

we had to buy a more expensive mattress. Because

31:34

we were quote heavier, people have enough

31:37

a conference that is not a great.

31:39

Way to sell anything. The only good

31:41

thing about look better. with that it

31:43

made my decision easier to go to

31:45

the Seeley store in the Veda. Once

31:48

you say the and. Nevada.

31:50

That we're in the leader and when a sunday

31:52

the spelling that they still nevada wrong. Or know.

31:54

Is that the way the it's the way

31:56

that this town is Okay. Known as they

31:58

don't like Nevada. I spelled so

32:01

I'm like libetta naveta. I'm so

32:03

overwhelmed and then it's just this

32:05

the ceilid store But

32:07

I was like first of all Why is

32:09

Sean sending me so many different pronunciation guys

32:11

and then I read the first review and

32:13

went oh my lord Thank God because I

32:15

probably not that you know all the people

32:17

of Nevada it would like be up

32:20

in arms But maybe you never know You

32:23

never know Labetta naveta

32:26

so overwhelmingly confusing Anyway,

32:29

um so I'm sorry so this

32:31

sales person was saying They

32:34

have to charge more for the mattresses that

32:36

you need a more expensive one Oh, because

32:38

I'm a larger person sort of like a

32:41

big and tall you know like oh

32:43

you which is ridiculous Don't be like

32:45

why why would the mattress and what

32:47

what a what a fucked up sales

32:49

tactic for most of like What's

32:51

wrong with the other mattress that it just doesn't hold

32:53

yeah like that doesn't make sense. There's no way. There's

32:56

no way That's

32:58

incredible. And so I'm so glad they

33:01

went to Nevada and went to a

33:03

ceilid store Had

33:06

oh, yeah, it is the one with I

33:08

can't keep up I don't know my mattress stuff for

33:11

someone I've never I've maybe been in a

33:13

mattress store one time not for myself either

33:15

And I don't really understand why I

33:20

know so much about their jingles their

33:22

characters The lore behind

33:24

them like it seems like I know way too

33:26

much as we're everywhere. He's never been inside one

33:28

before but Yeah everywhere.

33:31

Yeah well, I'm

33:34

moving on to a review from Kayla she her

33:36

who sent in a review

33:40

of direct mattress outlet and

33:42

this is in Oakland, California

33:44

and This review

33:46

was written by Joan one star.

33:49

I Just

33:52

contacted this store to set up an appointment and

33:54

asked if buying a mattress for less than $200

33:56

was an option I

33:59

got a text that said, good luck with that. I

34:02

understand that I have a low budget, but

34:04

if you're looking for customer service or some

34:06

common decency, I wouldn't recommend this place. It

34:09

was pretty insulting. End of review.

34:11

Oh no. And then there's

34:13

an owner response with what I think is

34:16

maybe one of the most believable owner response.

34:18

Oh, okay, okay, okay. I don't

34:21

know because I can absolutely picture this

34:23

because I've seen this said... So the

34:26

thinking is that Joan did not present it accurately

34:28

the way that she presented it to the mattress store. So

34:30

here we go. Let me just read what the owner says.

34:33

It says, please send your legal correspondence.

34:35

We're ready. We're ready for you. Rent-a-center is ready

34:37

for you. The

34:39

way the conversation went was that she stated

34:41

that she can get a quality king-size mattress

34:43

for $200. I

34:46

stated that that was unlikely. And if so,

34:48

good luck with that. Hope

34:50

she succeeded. No ill intent. Perhaps

34:53

a bit sarcastic because deals too good to

34:55

be true are usually just that unless you

34:57

buy from me, of course. I hold that

35:00

monopoly, smile end of response.

35:03

To be clear, they did not do a smile emoji.

35:05

They typed out the word smile as its own sentence.

35:08

What? Okay,

35:10

to be fair, that's like when I type in the

35:12

word coffin and I forget to hit the emoji and

35:15

then I just send somebody the word coffin and they're

35:17

like, what? It's the most

35:19

embarrassing thing. Or I'll

35:21

write skull. Like I either, I used to write skull

35:23

and coffin all the time because I didn't want to scroll and find them

35:25

and I would have to. You know how people do. Yeah.

35:28

And on my laptop, it's like, I don't want to scroll

35:30

to find the emoji. So I'm just like, I type

35:32

it out. Sometimes I'll hit send and it won't have

35:34

like switched to the emoji yet. So it'll

35:36

just be like coffin, coffin. Got

35:38

it. So yes, smile. I mean. I

35:42

just thought it was so funny. Like this

35:45

review or the reviewer was claiming this thing.

35:48

And in hindsight, I'm like, it's so. It makes so much

35:50

sense. It's an example of like the context being missing

35:53

and like how skewed it makes it

35:55

Seem. Yeah. Because you know, like, come on, the

35:57

number of reviews or the number of people the

35:59

do shit like that where they're like what I

36:01

can get this legacy like face with marketplace when

36:03

people respond or lox well I could get this

36:05

for here for this much as like them to

36:07

do it then go and get low and what

36:09

not really into sir or as rude if you

36:11

to say well okay than good luck with that

36:14

to get all defensive about is so silly of

36:16

be like of writers are view as if. I'm

36:19

into the were insulted by is already when

36:21

your time like texting him about sooner our

36:23

maps on faced with marketplace like it's could

36:25

never make soul and with hundred ninety eight

36:28

years in a bunker at down there. Like

36:30

a two hundred dollars for king size matters.

36:32

I'm sorry I don't know anything about mattresses,

36:35

but even I think that's ridiculous. Certainly not

36:37

not. inequality One, Yeah, quality one on the

36:39

side of the road? Yes, that's probably not

36:41

even that. I'm

36:44

scared us a good luck with that to the

36:46

silicon when so litigious here today. all these. Are

36:49

viewers that I'm Mike Adams room? It's true. Careful

36:51

know what is up with these people. Have had

36:53

known those. Services. From the

36:55

Nice see her and this is

36:57

a review of America Sleep Mattress

37:00

Store in. Law and Cantata

37:02

Tucson away. I'm sorry American Mattress

37:04

Store, Law and Can Fatah and

37:06

it's into. Sun set up. A

37:09

full name and. This.

37:11

Is a one serve you. Guys

37:14

Mary. I was walking into

37:16

the store for the first time to ask that

37:18

question concerning the price of an eye Them. The.

37:21

Snooty employees upon my

37:23

question explained. You've been

37:25

here many times before. You already

37:28

know the price of all the

37:30

items. Keep in mind

37:32

I have never stepped into the store

37:34

prior. Her exasperated attitude therefore convinced he

37:36

the leave in a minute. It was

37:39

a very unpleasant experience and of course

37:41

I would not. Recommend buying from this

37:43

establishment. And overview. I'm

37:45

I going to get through the bottom

37:48

of this so we're you have a

37:50

twin Do you is estimates that a

37:52

to me I would not just leave

37:54

it be like. Sorry. What

37:56

you mean by that. I wouldn't be insulted.

37:58

I'd be like what? Every week you

38:01

will either doppelganger Yes you. I'd have

38:03

a good way into those having like

38:05

know me. I. Mean what is going?

38:07

So alarmed by the and I wish

38:10

they'd ask more questions. damn. I

38:12

am settings. As I sit there was

38:14

a response and maybe I'm wrong. I

38:17

could have sworn I saw and somewhere but the screen

38:19

to doesn't have one. Of

38:21

I don't I don't know. It just

38:24

feels like there's no. Clarity.

38:27

Whatsoever. What else is new?

38:30

Ha ha! What a surprise!

38:33

When. Anyway, ah so

38:35

weird. So. I. Was just like a chill.

38:37

it's almost killing you know and I feel like a

38:39

mattress or already to me seems kind of weird. has

38:41

like. At L said we barely ever go with them

38:43

because you don't really. Need. To add like why

38:46

are they They're. What? Are they doing.

38:49

In. There. Why? Are they so

38:51

rude to veterans on observed that are and say

38:53

look I've. So many questions or year it

38:55

as his or sense or as at it

38:57

isn't. The answer is yes. Any

39:00

some very interesting but it is. It is as like

39:02

Mary. I'm truly sorry had this experience in our store.

39:04

We try to be a welcoming store for all our

39:06

customers and we sailed the when I apologize I would

39:08

love to get more information so I can work on

39:10

preventing this in the future. And those email him

39:13

which like I would also like get

39:15

to the bottom of this to yar.

39:17

Yeah, they're like there's another you running around

39:19

were at the start. Of something in the that

39:21

is. This is a mystery. This is a mystery

39:23

as the Twilight Zone episode. This like when people

39:25

explain something that happened to them and I'm like and

39:27

then what they're like. I don't know. I like moved

39:30

on and I'm like. What observed like

39:32

that meme of like bird A mean

39:34

this is just the meme and leg

39:36

of examples I've seen as like both

39:38

have. A boyfriend

39:40

will be targeted, A girlfriend be like oh

39:42

yeah, like. Blah. Blah blah blah broke

39:44

up like of what happened there are no I

39:47

didn't ask literally like you did not have I

39:49

don't anymore in. Lethal. I go to dinner

39:51

with his friends and will be like oh no

39:53

so is Electrons as fantasy football team in on

39:55

my great. And then

39:57

he's like, oh, opposing they were pregnant. I'm

40:00

like what you know and I'm like oh like

40:02

once you do. I don't know

40:04

what. don't know. Have spent like thirty minutes

40:06

on that Rune scape to ditch merrily area.

40:09

By the way, big news from Intel or

40:11

something big and be like what? Back to

40:13

room scale. And anyway, thank you

40:15

for your little up. The O.

40:20

O J O Sea of my men are you?

40:22

It's my dirt inside your I actually have only

40:24

one more is my fifth. One thing Imo like

40:26

law, skip one room. Oh

40:29

I be in a mattress store and you know know

40:31

what's going on. I accidentally read

40:34

about Borderless. Odd of yeah

40:36

I'm worried I did because only done this

40:38

quick married done with my reviews I guess

40:40

so I think that it for don't worry,

40:42

I'll carry us as usual reality while I

40:44

say that we know it's not true so

40:46

I compliment fire. That's what I like to

40:48

do you really? Yeah I don't know because

40:50

otherwise does look or episode get way too

40:52

long. When. I only do five

40:55

every time. Yep, it's and so I'm like if

40:57

I says it's weird how we it as we

40:59

know we don't know why. And

41:01

how would never know so strange

41:03

about that. So for new talent

41:05

never get to the bottom of

41:07

it. Never ever Okay I'm here

41:09

is a review sent him by.

41:13

Taylor they them and Sophie

41:15

see her. I'm who. The

41:19

who said very nice were so

41:21

we as a me that email

41:23

I did yeah we perceive them

41:25

years so I'm but yeah I'll

41:27

leave it at that. Thank you

41:29

for writing in and thank you

41:31

for this amazing review. This is

41:33

of age have heard he's furniture

41:35

in Louisville, Kentucky like I literally.

41:37

Know. What that? low? What the fuck is? I

41:39

never heard of this model is A I heard

41:41

her. Yeah

41:44

yeah. I like please say something okay

41:46

okay. Okay, Ah, the fire is like it

41:48

has are you call it when it's not.

41:52

When. It has the little lies. Have.

41:56

You know their fonts like. Aerial the don't

41:58

have the little extra leg. Extra.

42:01

Appendages: Know. Okay,

42:03

and then some fans do. I. Think

42:05

sands is like without. Are like a

42:07

yacht? or mean that's I guess Woodson's mean. I

42:09

know. I mean I also am serious. Okay, say.

42:12

And Sara Sara Sara New concepts as little

42:14

ah the you know have a for a

42:16

have a hyper. Fixation on foggy idea

42:18

of her. but those are. So

42:20

sans serif fonts. Basically. Like

42:22

it doesn't have those accept that I feel a

42:24

cavities does? What? Were you like the

42:27

full word? Her And. Yeah like in

42:29

their in their like official lettering and is

42:31

now. Also, don't they have like a forest

42:33

green coloring or am I crazy? Noi

42:36

what the fuck you're talking about? I don't

42:38

either. Okay with their their website as like

42:40

a general A green is okay. That's okay

42:42

I'm looking now. Go to be a dog.

42:45

I don't know what your brain as a

42:47

result. My brain is doing the thing

42:49

of like oh it's just like a very

42:51

imposing fonts like kind of like us is

42:53

sealed. Yea. And I'm looking at it

42:55

and yes it's exactly as I picture to how of okay.

42:58

There you are thera than I thought. Take

43:00

your word for to have no idea what

43:02

it was. Your description was tough but also

43:04

I was having trouble finding the logo. I'm.

43:06

Don't even know where I would have seen this. Probably

43:08

like somewhere on the way to like to use doggy

43:10

daycare. And yeah, there be any sort of like been

43:12

lodged in my fucking braid for no good reason. To

43:15

no good. Responses were fake. Anyway, I'm

43:17

so sorry for that. Fit into New

43:19

Years would do Star review. Of

43:22

Chase I'm so sorry about willing or know

43:25

I will owings. No, no I was doing

43:27

that because of what I'm about to read.

43:29

Not because of you. I swear habit I

43:31

have are ideal. I believe everyone else also

43:33

made the same sound but it was frightened

43:35

for other reasons. Yeah, understandable. I'm a get

43:37

your ago your a to serve you. i

43:41

didn't know what to expect having

43:43

never stopped for new furniture within

43:45

fifteen minutes my girlfriend and i

43:48

bailed out on swift feet from

43:50

the second floor to escape of

43:52

the overwhelming dread brought upon us

43:55

by the sales associates known as

43:57

seen from wayne sorry it's a

43:59

success I did change the

44:01

name, but it's a

44:03

rhyming name. It's a rhyming name Zane from

44:05

Wayne, okay? Okay. That's why

44:07

I had to do Zane because I was like, it's got

44:09

a rhyme. We didn't

44:11

look back scared of what it may hold. Immediately

44:15

upon entering, Zane greeted.

44:18

Was he friendly? Yes. Was

44:21

he knowledgeable? Very. Was he

44:23

too much? Yes. Aww. Zane's

44:26

own and openly stated mantra was that

44:28

he was there to help, not hound.

44:32

Too bad he didn't follow his own

44:34

advice even remotely. Yeah, it is

44:36

like that, that off protests too

44:38

much. If you have to keep

44:40

saying out loud that my life

44:42

motto or my work motto is not

44:44

to hound people, it's like, why do you keep saying

44:46

that to me? You've said it four times. The

44:48

boss is requiring that maybe. I don't know. Oh,

44:51

is that it? Sorry. No, too bad

44:53

he didn't follow his own advice even

44:56

remotely. Zane proceeded to show us his

44:58

top picks without our inquiries and throw

45:00

furniture details down our opened yet unprepared

45:02

throats. Oh, you know what? They're open

45:04

and un-prepared throats. Why would you

45:06

say it like that? Didn't

45:09

spray that, uh, what's

45:11

that throat stuff you spray like those? Oh my

45:14

god, chloro-septic or whatever. That's disgusting.

45:17

That shit is so good for when

45:19

you have a sore throat. It's actually like, Blaze will

45:21

just sit there all day and be like, uh.

45:23

Me too. And then I read the bottle and

45:25

it's like, do one spray every like two hours.

45:28

Yeah, it's like full of crazy steroids. I used

45:30

half the bottle in one day. In a day.

45:32

Easy. It's not good. Don't do that. Okay. Or

45:35

do. I'm going to say don't,

45:37

but I don't have any control.

45:39

So I'm just going to say that to cover my butt.

45:41

We're not liable. Thankfully,

45:44

after what seemed like eternity, he gave

45:46

us space. But only for

45:48

a brief moment. We quickly went upstairs to

45:51

check out the kitchen furniture. We'd

45:53

made it. We were safe and in peace. We

45:56

stood there and ogled a small and

45:58

handsome dark cherry finished kitchen. set.

46:01

That one's got a few secrets. All four

46:03

sides can fold in and under to make

46:05

it smaller, just like for your smaller apartment.

46:09

Zane from Wayne, Indiana. And he

46:11

had popped out

46:13

of one of the secret compartments and said,

46:15

look, a drawer for your tiny

46:17

ass apartment. It's me not

46:19

hounding you. I can't. He'd

46:22

found us. We sheepishly grinned and shook

46:24

our heads and said, ah, we

46:27

turned and ran. Not a full stride

46:29

or true run, but a galloping walk

46:31

of sorts. The walk

46:33

a side character of a horror movie makes when

46:36

it's their turn to die. Fast, but

46:38

not fast enough. If it

46:40

wasn't for Zane, we may have stayed around, but he

46:43

hounded us up out of there. Either

46:45

way, the prices were a little high

46:47

for our modest income and too large

46:49

for our smaller apartment. This place definitely

46:51

appeals to larger homes and higher budgets.

46:53

There isn't anything inherently bad with the

46:55

store products themselves, but you run like

46:57

hell if Zane waits for you at

46:59

the door and overview. That

47:01

was my takeaway. I can't

47:04

blame this person. Don't get me wrong. I

47:06

would have done the run gallop as well.

47:08

I kind of get freaked out by too

47:10

much. I'm not accusing them of having a

47:12

bad reaction to it. I just am like,

47:14

poor Zane's really just not finding the right

47:16

clientele. I hope he has other customers that

47:19

like really vibe with that. Because especially

47:21

when something's out of your budget, remember

47:24

that time we went to that home and

47:26

garden show for some God-forsaken reason and you

47:28

and I and I

47:30

think Princess Gun Ethan found those massage

47:33

chairs where you were like these

47:35

futuristic. We just laid there and then they were

47:37

like trying. Princess

47:41

Gun was younger, so she didn't get this meal, but they

47:43

were like, oh, they're on sale today for $8,500.

47:45

We were like, what about us makes this look like? I

47:49

kept trying to run away, but Princess

47:51

Gun was just still vibing in the chair. I was

47:53

like, they'll probably harass her and she'll just be

47:55

like, no, I'm chilling. uncomfortable

48:00

because like yeah they're obviously trying to sell you something.

48:02

You're like they want something from you. Like you obviously

48:04

don't want it. Don't want that much money. But we're

48:06

not very good with, it's

48:09

not even, confrontation is a very strong word.

48:11

I have no boundaries. Yeah, boundaries is, it

48:13

can get tough. And boundary less, I might

48:15

even say. It's tough. But, but yeah, in

48:18

this case, I'm, the

48:20

bar for what hounding is for Zane is probably

48:22

much different than what it was

48:24

for this customer. He's like, you should have seen

48:26

me when I worked for, as a telemarketer. It's

48:28

like, oh God, that would be a perfect job.

48:30

He could probably actually like really get into that.

48:32

Yeah. You know what? And I think, I

48:35

will say, like I think lots of people would

48:37

love this amount of attention. Yeah, absolutely.

48:39

And I will say, the people who get

48:42

so mad that there was some mattress of

48:44

resource, like nobody greeted me and I'm like, first

48:46

of all, there's nobody there. It's empty probably. Second

48:48

of all, it's probably a front for something. Third

48:50

of all, like, why would you want someone to

48:52

just like run up and start talking to you? But I guess, yeah,

48:54

yeah, if you need guidance, if you want to buy,

48:58

I don't know, just, this is why the internet exists.

49:00

I'm sorry. I pour

49:02

Zane from Wayne or whatever his name is. Was

49:06

there a response to that? Nope. That's

49:08

probably for the best. I'm saying didn't see it.

49:11

Okay. This is from Tristan, who sent

49:13

a review of the mattress depot USA

49:16

in Lacey, Washington.

49:18

Now this made me laugh because Tristan

49:20

included like some, which I love all

49:22

these people are including all this context

49:24

for us. Um, and this says

49:26

fun side note, which kind of actually goes into what

49:29

we were just talking about. Tristan says,

49:31

the local commercials for this are

49:33

wild. The store is train themed.

49:36

I know. And the jingle

49:38

goes, I mean, I don't

49:40

know the tune obviously, but it goes

49:43

low prices, everyday, mattress depot USA, and

49:45

then two toots of a train horn.

49:48

Okay. I kind of love that. Tristan

49:51

said get stuck in my head a lot, which I

49:53

feel like that's how I feel about like record and

49:55

burger, like all this become bird jingles, you

49:57

know? Um, That's

50:00

something I meant to bring up was, uh, best and

50:02

I will also in the sea later and you all

50:04

can look it up yourselves. Um, best

50:07

sent posted on the, the, the Patreon

50:09

only group, Facebook group and said

50:11

in honor of the mattress stores episode, uh, here's

50:14

a commercial for a local mattress store

50:16

chain. And it is wild.

50:20

Maybe that's why it's like every match ranch. Okay.

50:22

Every local mattress store seems to have like its

50:24

own thing. And I feel like as a kid,

50:26

you really get like hook line and sinker into

50:29

that, even though you don't attend or you're not

50:31

the target audience or, you know, there's like no

50:33

reason. But like, I mean, if you think about like,

50:37

yeah, record burger, the big Bob's furniture

50:39

or whatever, like I feel like I

50:41

remember those so vividly. Weirdly, they work

50:43

somehow. But yeah, look up mattress ranch. The

50:45

fucking tempera-pedic with the wine glass and she's

50:48

jumping and I'm sick and I'm

50:50

like, that's incredible. Like, do I care? You

50:52

know, um, in

50:54

what world will that ever be a situation you're in? What's

50:57

it called? Mattress ranch? I mean now it is. Where they

50:59

drop a bowling ball, you know, is

51:01

blades dropping a bowling ball while you have a wine glass?

51:04

I don't think that is, I don't think that's happening to

51:06

you. No offense. You live

51:08

an exciting life, but not that exciting. Yeah,

51:11

you're right. Well, I can only hope. Sorry.

51:13

What do you want me to look up? No, not

51:15

right now. Just, I'm telling people, look

51:18

up the YouTube video mattress ranch. If you

51:20

see a guy with a SpongeBob tie, that's,

51:22

you're in the right place. Oh, okay. Got

51:24

it. Got it. Save and a stop. It

51:26

was amazing. So I mean, think about this flea

51:29

market, Montgomery. Yeah. Like a mini

51:31

mall. Hey, hey. I mean

51:33

the lucky ones, even like, ascend

51:36

and go viral. Yeah. Um,

51:40

living rooms, bedroom, dinettes.

51:44

I mean, excellent stuff. Okay, sorry.

51:46

So this is of the low

51:50

prices every day. Mattress Depot

51:52

USA. It's so good. I

51:54

don't know. I love how you say it's so good.

51:56

You've never, I just love it, but it's the

51:58

rhyme work. I know. It sounds like

52:00

it would be amazing. Yes. Solabically, it

52:03

really does the trick. OK. Now,

52:06

then you know I like trains. So

52:09

this is a one star view by Rachel. Horrible

52:14

customer service won't be shopping there

52:16

ever again. End of review. Now

52:19

we got a response from owner, Mattress Depot

52:21

USA. Rachel actually never

52:24

was a customer of Mattress Depot,

52:26

but rather the eyebrow salon

52:28

next door. During

52:30

a busy weekend in the area, there

52:33

were no other parking spaces available other

52:35

than the reserved space for our store.

52:38

Rachel thought it would be OK to park here

52:40

when our sales associate informed her that this is

52:42

a reserved spot for our store, and if she

52:45

could please move her car. She

52:47

claimed she was thinking of shopping for

52:49

a mattress after her eyebrow appointment.

52:53

You can't just make that up. Come on. Like

52:57

of all things. Of all things. Today's my

52:59

eyebrow mattress day. Yeah. What Thursday is. If

53:01

it were a pet co, it'd be one

53:03

thing. Right? Like, oh, I needed dog food

53:05

anyway. Like, yeah, while I'm here, I might

53:07

as well pick up some dog food. Yes.

53:09

But a mattress? I don't believe

53:11

you for a second, Rachel. With

53:13

those brows, come on. Our sales

53:15

associate informed her that this is a reserved spot for

53:18

our store, and if she would please move her car. She

53:20

said that she was thinking of shopping for

53:22

a mattress after her eyebrow appointment, but in

53:25

all honesty, she was probably never going

53:27

to come into our store, and is

53:29

just upset she couldn't find a parking

53:31

spot. Yes, Mattress Depot USA. You

53:34

are. I'm quite confident you're correct. I

53:36

think. I'm inclined to agree.

53:38

There's no doubt in my mind, quite frankly. This,

53:42

like, the one-star review. I'll

53:44

never shop here again with this customer service.

53:46

It's like, well, you didn't shop there at

53:48

all, did you? Yeah. Mm. Hm.

53:52

Funny. It's so funny. Very fishy.

53:56

Are you done? I forgot. Yes. OK. So

53:59

I Think this is a good idea. Oh.

54:01

Well now it's I'm Alice. This

54:04

is if it always figured ah,

54:06

now. Okay this is from L

54:08

to it's of a store called

54:10

Covered Bridge Furniture. And

54:13

I am so happy that Elsa included the

54:15

or million one got up i think else

54:17

included it like the screen grab of their

54:19

sort of google page and like once you

54:22

look at the picture here us as he

54:24

of like you can tell. This.

54:26

A place called the You get why it's

54:29

called Covered Bridge Furniture. Okay

54:31

oh yes of yeah right. Like very,

54:33

I'm. Americano,

54:35

rustic, Looking for for

54:37

sort of. Embark. On a rustic grub

54:39

The I am I was trying to think of the

54:41

words and you'd. Came up with

54:44

them perfectly. The up. Thank you so much

54:46

to. This is a one star review. By.

54:49

Bella. Very.

54:52

Poor customer service. very condescending

54:54

take to. Older to. Since.

54:59

Xlv. This. Very

55:01

hondas and dancing to. Older. Customers

55:03

not even sure of sales people

55:05

are really Amish one in jail

55:08

And the review a who. Are

55:10

the. Debate I find themselves have

55:12

no idea ah it's and oh it

55:14

does say it like the pools of

55:16

really big picture you sent me out

55:19

of Amish sort furniture store of a.

55:21

But. Our office furniture sort of not know their. Lawn

55:23

doesn't mean that the sales people here that

55:25

wise or or. As the owner responded

55:27

an and no sense that I feel like

55:29

if I know anything about the Amish, it's

55:31

like they're probably not letting other time on

55:34

Google run. Him. You know, I feel like

55:36

there's a lot of leniency nowadays. Oh, the

55:38

one hundred percent. And it's exactly no lot

55:40

of that's true, but it is a very

55:43

nuanced thing that that being said, like any

55:45

nothing very little about should say. I mean,

55:47

it feels like. Fellow is

55:49

trying to put them in a lot

55:51

trap like the U S and and

55:54

are like yes and like ah sense.

55:57

That yes sir this is the from the owner was ah

55:59

and it. Glee. I

56:02

see. I mean it's as if you speak to the owner

56:04

and then. Put. The net put the name

56:06

of the owner. We'll make sure your. Concerns or

56:08

handles but yet we don't really

56:10

know. I'm. What? Happened

56:12

condescend Then thing though is is

56:14

a rough one on this is

56:17

is it from is he they

56:19

them and it's of Mattress Firm

56:21

clearance center in Kennesaw, Ga. One

56:25

survey. Adrian. Just

56:28

was extremely knowledgeable and informative. Just

56:30

hope this is the mattress for

56:33

a long term good night's sleep

56:35

with the G Three Intel a

56:37

bad yearning for a good night's

56:40

sleep. Father God, please let

56:42

this be a wise purchase. Prayer

56:44

in the movies. Only giving

56:46

this mattress a one star

56:49

written zero and he. A

56:52

one star until I flipped on it for

56:54

at least six months. Most

56:56

of the bed manufacturers are making today

56:58

with all of that awful com soaring

57:00

foam only last for months before you

57:03

start sinking and different you he was.

57:05

It's. Easy.

57:08

To throat to three, to. Be

57:11

only apps and to sort it out at

57:13

the things they were I mean the g

57:15

A and tell a bad how could you

57:17

go wrong I know I got excited that

57:19

others can be per and can be the

57:21

best bet ever Some like Orson Welles shit

57:23

like of others dystopia. it did see free

57:25

and tell that was the i don't know

57:27

it does become made up a name for

57:29

something in the future it open. Society where

57:32

it like. It does. I'm.

57:34

I just. I don't know, I

57:36

don't. Father God please let this be allowed for

57:39

through the prayer for of and the many other.

57:41

Hook. It took me for a ride

57:43

and then I'm getting it out. Zero

57:45

and East Star and like whoa, whoa.

57:47

That's new. And. Also,

57:50

by the way, this is or and eleven months ago and

57:52

it says i'm giving this a one star until it flipped

57:54

on it for at least six months. Up

57:57

say where's your commitment to this. Bit.

57:59

Or. Whatever you do and let us feel good

58:02

for, this is really how you feel about this.

58:04

like commit to it and and maybe some

58:06

bad. Maybe she did start sinking, but that

58:08

didn't mention that. You. Know

58:10

when she can't to see thinking oh

58:12

no enough whole the not the coliseum.

58:15

He's not the coliseum his own others

58:17

as lions are hungry. Two. Mil

58:21

the lions and move. d

58:23

Two thousand. And eighty Three and how

58:25

it all that have a video. Every less or sorry I'm

58:27

sorry you did not. Know like as it's

58:29

it's it's a wild thing. If

58:32

he said you had read it but maybe but

58:34

it's a sword story and it's by somebody very

58:36

famous and I wish I knew that he mustered

58:38

up my head that I was reading like a

58:40

compendium a short stories and one of them was

58:42

about as like futuristic and it was written. As.

58:45

Though. There. Was like an

58:47

imaginary I'm room. This.

58:50

Is written also to get like Sussex season

58:52

episode of community. As.

58:54

Called agreement or and. Oh yea I while they

58:56

must have stolen. From like Orson Welles

58:58

or whoever wrote this, But ah, Orson

59:00

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closer to. Know,

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at the end. Them

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acknowledged summarizes plot. It's all

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this technology and then in the end it like. Destroys

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you. Daughter. Died.

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59:31

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Ray Bradbury story, so it's entirely possible

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as actually not that scary now cause you read

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when it was written my Cloudless because it

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claims to know someone who was in

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it or who worked on it. I'm

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very excited about this man. Lauren Actually

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send in this ah an email and

1:04:39

said this challenge was mostly inspired by

1:04:41

this review which was read on the

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now defunct. pod care of. I'm. I'm

1:04:46

I'm I'm I'm reading this like it was a

1:04:49

direct quote. but I'm I actually summarize the email.

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To say the falling. So it's learned.

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is a summary of what I gathered.

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was inspired by this review which was

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read on the now defunct podcast Cartoon

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Lampoon and it is a review of

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an obscure Ninety Ninety Three Animated Christmas

1:05:09

special called the Twelve Days of Christmas

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Effects Or though I don't know the

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podcast card to Lampoon but it sounds

1:05:16

like they had must have had a

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very similar energy into our podcast. He

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says. Lauren also said the hosts made

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up their own wild stories surrounding the events

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of the Serve You and says i'm eager.

1:05:27

To see how you too will interpret it and

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I'm like wow okay either dollars and little

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same or like it's going to thought actually out

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where exactly apparently could possibly be. Just

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as easy as Zhan Amazon And again,

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this is a Ninety Ninety Three animated

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Christmas special called the Twelve Days of

1:05:44

Christmas. And this is a five star

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review called Christmas Tail. And

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it's by Harley a verified purchase.

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Written. In two thousand Thirteen. But.

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Late April. Two Thousand and Thirteen. Just.

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a Christmas baby of activity for twenty years after.

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This was really still also that he has is

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that is my was my first time. I didn't

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even occur to me a while after. Got a

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your one hundred percent right? Yeah. I.

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Have seen this on T V. Y.

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ago. I hardly ever catch the

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credits there too fast, but this

1:06:26

time I just happened to catch

1:06:28

the name of the producer. At

1:06:31

the next class reunion I

1:06:33

had the opportunity to ask

1:06:35

him where he that produced

1:06:37

this film. Yes, he said.

1:06:40

That. Meant that I had the opportunity

1:06:42

to compliment him or his effort. Of

1:06:45

you? What? What? I did not

1:06:47

know where you go are you

1:06:49

liking. Saw it's like did you make a

1:06:51

movie? I don't know. Depends. Like who's

1:06:53

ask a good either They have thought that

1:06:55

puts a premium. I couldn't When I think

1:06:57

of Christmas holidays muscles I think of the

1:06:59

Star Wars holiday special. It's of them Have

1:07:01

you seen but we want hadn't? So club

1:07:03

and in. Preschool. And

1:07:06

boy. That. Is I mean

1:07:08

that George Lucas wanted all copies destroyed? It

1:07:10

was that bad. I mean it it. It

1:07:12

was really bad and it even reading was

1:07:14

on you tube. And every time you go to

1:07:16

a high school reunion you ask him if they producer

1:07:18

which is so years to that are like for the

1:07:20

novel and you're like good to. I have some insulting

1:07:22

things to say if I have. Heard by by every

1:07:25

line. One of those for to sue ever this

1:07:27

George Lucas characters ice as cigarette he can He

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can have gone to my heightened. Live

1:07:31

as everyone says. Is worried, He knows

1:07:33

worried. but I'm glad. I'm glad it was a

1:07:36

compliment apparently did out eminent as were only a

1:07:38

certain way through the through. Okay, I'll be undergoing

1:07:40

a slice of it. gets even wilder so of

1:07:42

it. Yes, He

1:07:44

said them and I had the opportunity to

1:07:46

compliment him on the effort by way they

1:07:49

never even said like oh i saw the

1:07:51

name and recognize that from someone in my

1:07:53

high school. They just as like I caught

1:07:55

the name at the next high school reunion.

1:07:57

And and I believed to watch

1:07:59

his lizard. They're not producing any films

1:08:01

or any sort of yeah, there's a lot

1:08:03

of ones are gigantic. It

1:08:06

was one of the best animations

1:08:08

during December. For Christmas

1:08:10

I had ever seen and

1:08:13

alongside. Ah ha

1:08:15

ha ha. Either

1:08:17

way that sources. In parentheses said

1:08:19

says is what been of the bus

1:08:21

and enter. During. December parentheses.

1:08:24

For. Christmas and as like the Boar

1:08:27

he does so many more. The

1:08:29

formula just gets world where small

1:08:31

victory buffers news is someone who

1:08:33

reviews that things often, didn't review

1:08:35

it yet and then met this

1:08:37

guy above at the really was

1:08:39

I your This person was like

1:08:41

hey like was assume like delegates.

1:08:43

Oh. Great! And then they really are. You should

1:08:45

read a review. So. They're like oh

1:08:47

said and they were like but I'm

1:08:50

usually very honest and Idols is it's

1:08:52

there a lot of better. Christmas Federal.

1:08:54

So many Ozzy adding all these coffee

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us to be like well it was

1:08:58

the best one I was in December

1:09:00

it'll long time elder excluding Hanukkah related

1:09:03

enemies this is it without one involve

1:09:05

any other holidays as if it's ring

1:09:07

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1:09:09

where only saw that to they mean.

1:09:11

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1:09:13

I. I really loved it. For.

1:09:16

A Christmas special in December than valid.

1:09:18

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1:09:20

com. It's like a backhanded compliment. Lego.

1:09:22

Oh, that. Hurts ago.

1:09:25

So. It was one of

1:09:28

the best animations during December for Christmas

1:09:30

I had seen in a long time.

1:09:32

That put me on the track of

1:09:34

it. I looked and looked. And

1:09:36

looked for it. Pointed I

1:09:38

have difficulty finding it. seems

1:09:41

nobody in Greenville, South Carolina,

1:09:43

St. Louis, or Toledo, Ohio

1:09:45

could know anything about it.

1:09:48

Sister Who is this little weird song

1:09:50

from an old musical about a train

1:09:52

track or. Something like i don't know

1:09:54

what than the number of a random ass

1:09:57

towns being mentioned that the Toledo to Salt

1:09:59

Lake City. The. Am

1:10:01

It seems that nobody.

1:10:04

In. Greenville, South Carolina, St. Louis, or Toledo,

1:10:06

Ohio. But admit when he won both from

1:10:08

here or. Seats A here is like beast

1:10:10

in of in the Same Fate as a

1:10:12

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1:10:15

I just get off the drain at random

1:10:18

spots and the ask around yet. As. It's

1:10:20

like you know they would sell like a

1:10:22

snake oil salesman. You'd go like them how

1:10:24

to town before they caught on and this

1:10:26

person's just gone from like that vagabond from

1:10:28

town to town to like figure out who

1:10:30

knows about this is a maybe they were

1:10:32

going from a high school reunion. The high

1:10:34

school reunion defined like the princess because it

1:10:36

sounds like. It's very unclear

1:10:38

how they even determines. Like learn

1:10:41

high schools route I saw would be

1:10:43

going to fit as. Well, I

1:10:45

don't know. I mean they're apparently going to

1:10:47

Toledo, Greenville, and. That the

1:10:49

at the second. Me room.

1:10:52

Would have it was it. Slipped. Of a

1:10:54

dime that with not a young flick. Of

1:10:56

a dime so much as as to

1:10:58

go from a sea salt Lake city

1:11:00

to delete or okay but Anthrax Allen's.

1:11:02

The take for this. Finally, I

1:11:04

was out in Tucson. Sex

1:11:08

Finally my lawn train or and he

1:11:10

might have made same these the prairies

1:11:12

finely wrought me my covered wagon brought

1:11:14

them abuse on all places to get

1:11:16

but in other bait don't have the

1:11:18

Christmas in Tucson but it was his

1:11:20

own and I think of as a

1:11:22

hook. You know it's not like yours.

1:11:25

In. Like a small Vermont town

1:11:27

before. Yeah, Amir like something in

1:11:29

the In Our Lady in April.

1:11:32

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1:11:34

Okay I guess we don't know what happened so I

1:11:36

well I don't know what happened. sizes as get ready.

1:11:39

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1:11:41

don't but. Anyway, yeah, you're right, Finally,

1:11:45

I was out in Tucson I

1:11:47

asked at the Horizon Video stores

1:11:49

inside the mall. Finally somebody new

1:11:51

So what I was referring at

1:11:53

last that they were going to

1:11:55

have to order it for me.

1:11:58

So. I had to wait until. The

1:12:00

next October when I was out to

1:12:02

see the new grandson. I.

1:12:04

Then ordered it. My. Daughter

1:12:06

picked it up. When. Christmas came. She

1:12:09

and her husband had said that Sansa had

1:12:11

brought it. Boots. Clots

1:12:13

the older and Sun for whom

1:12:15

I ordered it said. But.

1:12:17

Mom you picked it up at the mall.

1:12:20

Owned of review I'm so confused

1:12:22

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1:12:24

order. Their okay in my said

1:12:26

it should have been. I'm. That.

1:12:29

Moves costs would have been at the S. Oh

1:12:31

I see right. I was like are you

1:12:34

Santa? Is that why you're going from town

1:12:36

to town over. And over again they're

1:12:38

also that homes Toledo. You know,

1:12:40

All my friends from Toledo talked

1:12:42

about how many great great gifts

1:12:44

a guy got later but sixteen.

1:12:47

Of the robotic dogs and we only

1:12:49

got one. So you're right, since a

1:12:51

sub. There a lot more often

1:12:53

one of them got a G

1:12:55

two thousand and Snell mattress not

1:12:57

the Intel A bed and tell

1:12:59

a bed, shut the door those

1:13:01

wilde. But yeah, I'm. What?

1:13:03

The fuck. Anyway, I didn't give

1:13:05

me a headache I guess. I

1:13:08

would love to me officer was saying oh they

1:13:10

saw this on Tv Every time I see on

1:13:13

tv they try to catch the credit such as

1:13:15

I can somehow one of the funniest things and

1:13:17

passes or and and twenty thirty and likes you

1:13:19

could google It is my Lakes. Windows.

1:13:21

I feel like we learned a lot

1:13:24

with the introduction of grandchildren. Are

1:13:26

they flights are not not to? I'm

1:13:29

not. I'm obviously plant plenty of grandparents

1:13:31

or ard on. On.

1:13:33

The internet and are active. It's even the

1:13:35

back and twenty fourteen or when a result

1:13:38

like obviously but I assume that this is

1:13:40

just an older person who wasn't as quick

1:13:42

to the internet may be see. As so, I

1:13:44

love it. It's like I went into the video store at

1:13:46

the mall and finally they knew what movie a Weapon it's

1:13:48

like. Well it sounded like they just googled it. Is

1:13:51

here like has a new the name as a

1:13:54

producer. And you knew the name of the. Movies

1:13:56

as you have all the info right?

1:13:58

their lives. So. I feel like it's. When

1:14:00

you plug something and and seventies let somebody

1:14:02

is not like tech Savvy is like how

1:14:04

did you do that allows Well I could

1:14:06

pretend it's really complicated but. Like

1:14:08

not history class when we heard

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he, ah I know exactly. Pull.

1:14:13

The Tv out and then. Written.

1:14:15

Fix the wires up when he left for yeah.

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1:14:21

to do anything him and he was like. She

1:14:24

likes had me go up and statistics it or

1:14:26

something and like said we were going to do

1:14:28

something else that wasn't fun so like okay let

1:14:30

me see if I can fix it and I

1:14:33

feel like I'm absolutely little what an able and

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on how bad is the exit the word seat

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we have to do if I'd known as tv

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so i switch the back. Seat of

1:14:41

over I'd rather to secure in watching that and

1:14:43

then I don't know who's a movie will seem

1:14:46

to turn senior and same class. As

1:14:49

and still does before. It's been awhile

1:14:51

since I've got a business and you

1:14:53

know as or a day as a

1:14:55

joke of yeah judge you know it

1:14:57

as I know I'm far too well

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from for a home room so to

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speak. Much good so I'm he was

1:15:04

also my coach for but anyways on

1:15:06

he uses. His thesis was pretty funny

1:15:08

at times though. we're watching you had

1:15:11

to see him every morning and were

1:15:13

watching a movie and they had a.

1:15:16

Little bit. Of

1:15:18

I'm that the same as Kiss like were

1:15:20

like the soldier, the sailor returning from or

1:15:23

something. and the kids and he's like giving

1:15:25

is like this girlfriend or wife that he'd

1:15:27

been a wishes no no no no no

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it's a random lady. Oh randomly that's right,

1:15:31

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1:15:35

home. Hogan me making assumptions.

1:15:38

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to this woman and the movies it's

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he starts giving her he goes secret

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closer. Ah

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at least me and probably go

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on line on linux. Everyone was

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laughing so hard and with says

1:15:53

it's funny to where are you

1:15:55

going says walk and way. I

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have a moment alone with you all. Oh. No,

1:16:03

she's back. Thank you for ruining

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my fucking our early cerebral bespoke.

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on myself. Right behind me. I

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bought a New York ah. See.

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dollar frame from Ikea but yet thinks

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are ruining that for me? that super.

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1:16:25

before, so do the radar. so random

1:16:27

over your as in hindsight is hilarious.

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1:16:32

at the time I was I was

1:16:34

hard not to please I think. but

1:16:36

I'm memos a good one. Yummy yummy

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real good mom. I was literally the

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runt of the whole Jerry and we

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literally read I Goes My power is

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my only power over this class. I

1:16:47

mean I I was the youngest person

1:16:49

in our class the entire time I

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was there and. I know,

1:16:54

unnecessarily new, but. Everyone could

1:16:56

tell. Me nazi was sixteen and a flight

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attendant told him he could since in exit row

1:17:00

and we were like lap. Why in their life

1:17:02

you have to be like twelve or. Older

1:17:04

and I'm I'm being eyed

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willy. Sorry

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if this. I'm banking for late

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as has this is making me laugh but.

1:17:13

So many moments like that away. every be

1:17:15

have an idea yeah and now and then

1:17:17

and then. Of course the classic like oh,

1:17:19

you'll appreciate it when you're older but you

1:17:21

look younger than you are no more. I

1:17:23

know every but I don't appreciate a now

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high school yeah now is. Matt

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an hour away with terror among other our

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values is like list the couple. the in

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a young Louis couple the like a lot more could

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ask. For a you know, know I I, you know I'll take

1:17:37

it. I like it. Also. That I know

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this came out that came out weeks

1:17:42

ago by fun fact. Ah we posted

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the photo of the George of the

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Jude Law and com George loss of

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the Jude Law I saw in Shanghai

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and I have with a blurred. Face

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but you can tell it's Jude Law Slate

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clean hot sauce. You cannot tell it's you

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law because it's not Jude Law. Lane Roads

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acted out. If you on everybody's I'm

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okay Graham the.com/beat him p sorry what?

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we gotta get this a plugin if

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you're going to bring this bullshit are

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I got a leader lighting lip sync

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instagram.com like seven know which wire so

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in which part of the T v

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separately a while full circle of the

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my rights. Okay so this is

1:18:19

my have a to back to back

1:18:21

reviews of the same piece of media.

1:18:23

ah I found this online with some

1:18:25

of my like little searches like will

1:18:28

phrases. The other reasons I

1:18:30

mean usually had a season sooners. Oh

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to squeeze every player or lives while

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I found myself he grabs to me

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we you have a celebrated its time

1:18:39

and yeah thing though. This is

1:18:42

of a movie. It's called

1:18:44

positive. Now.

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That that's okay. Have never heard of

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him if? well, that's shocking to me,

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Officer. Now it's ah, it's okay. I'll

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redo the synopsis ready. Or the Loveline is

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when a young woman's boyfriend dumped her after

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discovering she's pregnant, her mischievous coworker comes up

1:18:59

with the scheme to get back at him.

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Now them up there could be a number

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of of the earth. Is this why they.

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Bought some with a positive move. Has a five

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point, three, or ninety be there in the means?

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That could be a number of reasons I'm not

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the least of which in my. Musings

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pondering so is the fact that it

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came out in March of Twenty Twenty

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and the movie is called positive. Oh

1:19:23

and I thought to myself what an

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unfortunate can the I saw oh Twenty

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Two Percent positive, Parentheses Twenty Twenty And

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I was like oh my God a

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movie about the Pandemic Like know like

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it or know nothing to do. A

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lot better. I imagine that was kind

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of a a hit for manager may

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be for the branded know but. Anyway,

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so pure us the first. I have a

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positive this a ten out of ten on

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I am the be Now let's recall the

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challenged. With Cuba and

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and wonder why have they left it

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and start only? Personally I had some

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of your. Diary but

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they. It makes it so much. Were personally

1:20:01

and I now know. It. Really does especially because

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it's like my the small production so it

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and I'm like some mega hit or anything.

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But let's as rededicate a thoughtful.

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Worth. Ten out of ten. I'm

1:20:14

I'm school say as by Tony. The.

1:20:17

Actress Kylie Baker who plays the

1:20:19

role as Kylie is a well

1:20:21

known friend of mine from school

1:20:23

and she is extremely talented from

1:20:25

singing and of course acting at

1:20:27

school. She's Slade Theater class like

1:20:29

it was nothing and I hope

1:20:31

to see more of her and

1:20:33

her talents. I know that she'll

1:20:35

grow to do big things leading

1:20:37

to awards and huge audiences shouting

1:20:39

her name and I'll definitely be

1:20:41

there every step of the ways.

1:20:43

Congratulations Kylie! You earned everything coming

1:20:45

to you positively. Zero. Out

1:20:48

of twenty nine people found this review helpful.

1:20:51

All. The help of not

1:20:53

even Kylie. Oh but that's so sweet. I

1:20:55

was like that. So sweet. The money to

1:20:57

claim it came crashing down but zero zero

1:20:59

out of twenty nine months, one person other

1:21:01

the like all that sweet. Let me just

1:21:03

give it a little. I tried us technically

1:21:05

it a try to had said he you

1:21:07

have to sign an exodus What about how

1:21:09

to care about worth it out of not

1:21:11

I'll go with it up The other people

1:21:14

who already have accounts making these reviews boot

1:21:16

they they don't have any pace and smell.

1:21:18

Out about their like from fuck this. Okay

1:21:20

so anyway I forgot I love that goes

1:21:22

with a well known friend of mine which

1:21:24

makes it sound like oh it's well understood

1:21:26

that sees my friends and that like I

1:21:29

know this Now they're saying that's right. Feel

1:21:31

like the Vi I feel like if this

1:21:33

were a movie like mean Girls or something

1:21:35

prelude be like. Tony. Hill

1:21:37

Casino like a spell computer class

1:21:40

like literally. Never heard of her my

1:21:42

life, you know, But I don't wear their best

1:21:44

friends Okay, you never know. I don't know

1:21:46

to say like I will follow. You around shouting your name

1:21:48

on like a detailed i know my mother would. Have.

1:21:50

Like a sick, narcissistic problem.

1:21:53

I. See a like is wouldn't that wouldn't be your. Best

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were like one out of thirty people found

1:21:57

a hobby like okay there's Kylie so highly

1:21:59

and. The Don't even make you write

1:22:01

this. Movie is like six or visa think you'd think

1:22:03

at least see what I've seen. like the Pago going a

1:22:06

bit like thanks for signing up for me. As.

1:22:08

Someone who is of a fledgling the actor

1:22:10

to her well known friend of mine i

1:22:12

never know you hate when they say that

1:22:14

but who is trying to make it and

1:22:16

doing will not bad or to that's hundred

1:22:18

and ten side to make it inflicts on.

1:22:20

When I was trying to say try them

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out gonna say like trying to make an

1:22:24

announcement on arrival try to mix it in

1:22:26

the new worlds sits to make good on

1:22:28

that he said make you know does get

1:22:30

some experience with some sort films and whatever

1:22:32

Like if I were out of film and

1:22:34

it was on the ib be whatever I

1:22:36

don't think I've read reviews. Absolutely. No. I

1:22:38

certainly one either. By a fumble, I mean audibly

1:22:40

embarrassed because I really hate that. Didn't make me

1:22:43

look legit like you're making. It all with

1:22:45

his review, yeah, later, maybe a little,

1:22:47

I mean parents at I I assume

1:22:49

this this person you slay, so I

1:22:51

assume it's a it's. It's

1:22:54

a gens easily get to see to appear like

1:22:56

a frat like I don't know I I don't

1:22:58

think of that like I don't think it's embarrassing,

1:23:00

but I see what you're saying. I mean I

1:23:02

would be okay you. Hold your

1:23:05

pet like maybe peut pas on your opinion.

1:23:07

So I read the second review. Again,

1:23:09

As a movie? Yeah. Ogre.

1:23:12

What the what? The So once or. Revealing everyone

1:23:14

A. Normal. Size

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isn't to be clear. This. Is

1:23:18

just a rebuttal to the senator and

1:23:21

my god as my highly oh some

1:23:23

I was like oh here's like specific

1:23:25

been out another glass me like clearly

1:23:27

from of as as. Somebody.

1:23:30

I imagine his older know

1:23:32

left a one added ten

1:23:34

stars. Seattle I'm dreading this.

1:23:36

The at the title is Lm A.

1:23:38

Our reviews from friends always make the

1:23:40

last. That zola me on me my

1:23:43

eighth is already hated someone. Who.

1:23:45

Cares years use the reveal. This.

1:23:47

Movie is absolutely terrible. The directing,

1:23:49

acting, script, and production are all

1:23:51

bad. There's actually nothing redeemable about

1:23:54

it. In fact, if my friend

1:23:56

was in his movies instead of

1:23:58

giving it a perfect score, I've

1:24:00

been friends with them. that's how bad

1:24:02

it is. You have been warned you not

1:24:04

waste your time on this movie For out of

1:24:06

six people found this helpful and overview. Of. People.

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Are bitter bitter? Learn within

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says that is awful. Wow.

1:24:14

Okay, but so grammarly I feel like I'm

1:24:16

I actually was quite triggered when I. Read

1:24:18

this last night and I'm feeling it again.

1:24:20

I'm like where my palms this what he

1:24:22

is because as I wrote right after this

1:24:24

I was too ashamed to go looking for

1:24:26

the review I wrote when I was like

1:24:28

thirteen a bow our family friends book. Or.

1:24:33

Hey I am ameliorated and colonel and ignoring

1:24:35

Manager Time Warner them out. So.

1:24:37

I just say the name of this person discussing who

1:24:39

is an aunt who was an adult in our lives.

1:24:41

They could. Solo Okay years. And published

1:24:43

a book like i mean that are that are sick

1:24:46

and ago that you like on C Span and studied

1:24:48

like international relations. The wasn't anything I would have. Understood

1:24:50

and he argued said this part I will

1:24:52

I understood I said I was in my

1:24:54

room, sent it to me and men said

1:24:57

that was okay we'll dog My brain was

1:24:59

none said. Proper.

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Order But yes. Ah, Say.

1:25:04

As as this person wrote a book like

1:25:06

something obscure just like as I don't know,

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thesis or something and I this is like

1:25:10

the new days of Amazon. This is like

1:25:13

alcohol and or know how old I was

1:25:15

but it was like the early two thousand

1:25:17

and I wrote a frickin' review a five

1:25:19

star in the most. Like. Cringe.

1:25:22

He early seasons with like asterisks

1:25:25

and squiggles and like. That or

1:25:27

later. I. Know him,

1:25:29

he's a genius. Like spelled wrong

1:25:31

only it was really really bad.

1:25:33

I can picture. Yeah and it was

1:25:35

from like I'm always crazy for for

1:25:38

from which was my user names and

1:25:40

like I remember. A

1:25:42

scathing response and then all. his

1:25:44

book had three reviews. One

1:25:47

was just like a rating. One was me

1:25:49

being like five stars cause you're a genius

1:25:51

and I know you and I'm an eighth

1:25:53

grader and then the like. Other one

1:25:56

was like I had respect for this. Until

1:25:58

that, like. Lining. Like

1:26:00

review from someone who knows the author and

1:26:02

I'm like, okay, First of all, I'm I

1:26:04

clearly twelve. A sign of all Joe. Like.

1:26:07

I promise you, this person didn't like

1:26:09

to solicit my review like I'm. Sure,

1:26:11

In fact, they were probably mortified because it's

1:26:13

you Again, they're like on C. Span they

1:26:15

did not want this energy on their Amazon page

1:26:17

but or it is still out there because every now

1:26:19

and then he'll texas to me and I'll want to

1:26:22

melt into they routed die. but I don't know how

1:26:24

to get back in the might help. From you

1:26:26

know it's mid for the best. I

1:26:28

as like So that's why does role like I This

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has happened to. Me: I've been map murder them

1:26:32

have enough at the gala picture to we know

1:26:34

it's almost like an eye makes it worse by

1:26:37

any nice. This is the last one

1:26:39

I have and this is a back to back that

1:26:41

ends with a. Five. Star. And

1:26:45

and. Okay let me to say

1:26:47

about the movie first, it's called Good Life

1:26:49

and it came out on twenty twenty one

1:26:51

and this is actually from letterbox. So this

1:26:53

is like my first foray into letterbox. And

1:26:57

the. The tagline

1:26:59

is good Life. It's. Closer

1:27:01

than you think. And here's the

1:27:03

synopsis: All. His papadopoulos.

1:27:06

Thirty five An oral Hi

1:27:08

Dennis for summary bruising capital.

1:27:10

Oh couple each. Fleas.

1:27:13

Cape Town for Greece to

1:27:15

try out with a broken

1:27:17

hearts but is faced with

1:27:19

the local villagers. No

1:27:21

privacy or. Know apostrophe, hostility and

1:27:23

as befriended by a seven year old

1:27:25

refugee who teaches her how to live

1:27:28

the good life. So.

1:27:30

I mean, I think this is quite a small. Production: Wow

1:27:32

and I'm quite the plot. someone is going

1:27:34

on take a vacation to Greece me to

1:27:36

can we do that or I'm surprised what

1:27:39

they did much what they wrote was no

1:27:41

I thought you said you're saying I was

1:27:43

like on the whole. Like

1:27:46

how Adam Sandler of all these. Trips.

1:27:48

with his buddies basically because he makes a least

1:27:50

relief relief I did not know. I mean are

1:27:52

you he like. For. Do you like

1:27:55

as film and said sit in a tropical

1:27:57

place isn't He and his friends were in

1:27:59

the film. I'll. Go and check

1:28:01

out there and to film. Am

1:28:03

I. Was okay. I'm sorry I

1:28:06

have to do it again. The lesson. Lesson.

1:28:09

This episode or less Him today. That

1:28:11

I reference at Elementary. but there's the principal.

1:28:14

Like this is somebody buys his. You look

1:28:16

like does is certainly various. Like you look

1:28:18

like Adam Sandler an awards show. He looked

1:28:20

like Adam Sandler at a funeral. You look

1:28:22

like at a similar to wedding and it's

1:28:24

like oh man that is like that's it.

1:28:26

that's of I but it sounds like he

1:28:28

knows what he's doing. He's a slow going

1:28:30

to Bermuda. Oh. Comfort you live in live

1:28:32

in comfort. He lives in some fine arts.

1:28:35

Okay so anyway this is the good

1:28:37

luck or now sorry it's good life

1:28:40

syrup. Ah and I first have a

1:28:42

one and a half sorry view by

1:28:44

cat in the hat enthusiasts. I'm

1:28:47

which is excellent and. This

1:28:51

is if. This. Person

1:28:53

does not. The. Or other three

1:28:55

them both. that fact. A

1:28:58

film set in Greece fully filmed around

1:29:00

Cape Town. So by the way

1:29:02

they didn't even go to Greece thought it? So that's pitiful.

1:29:04

Or maybe they want to go to Cape Town. they didn't

1:29:06

have the money the oh yeah maybe that's when then wrote

1:29:08

agree with. A

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subset. In Greece fully filmed around

1:29:12

Cape Town. Family watches picked solely

1:29:15

by my mom will be the

1:29:17

end of any and all. letterbox

1:29:19

integrity and of review was so

1:29:21

so very busy. They're saying like.

1:29:23

From. Now on. Like any. If

1:29:26

my mother continues to pick movies on

1:29:28

the movie night like. News Raunchier.

1:29:30

A letter like that's the end of like Integrity

1:29:33

of like Stop I don't know. I don't know

1:29:35

quite what it means that Like is basically insulting

1:29:37

the movie and their mother at the same time.

1:29:39

And this is a fast as you. Forgot.

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Who has a baby Kermit as their profile picture?

1:29:47

I'm Jackie. That Seiser says

1:29:49

redemption of good life. And.

1:29:52

Is says. My

1:29:54

mom was or this movie so I am

1:29:56

legally obligated to give it five stars and

1:29:58

of. That

1:30:01

is a month full circle. Love

1:30:03

it, I love and I wonder.

1:30:05

If they have the same mom. And. I'm I'm

1:30:07

like, let's say, conflicts between the

1:30:09

two siblings. hurdle for. His

1:30:12

sake what As I pleased with up watching

1:30:14

it and the others like oh my god

1:30:17

my mom's in a minute name is so

1:30:19

good in that movie The Ago with cute

1:30:21

though I do find it so wholesome. the

1:30:23

ones I did sailor and another they're just

1:30:26

like obviously. Like listen, I know,

1:30:28

I know, I'm biased. I'm incredibly bias and

1:30:30

the most bias. But like. Five.

1:30:33

Fucking stars And we could have

1:30:35

good friends. You know, new know

1:30:37

we're. Hoping the. Was.

1:30:40

Entirely cause doing well and and

1:30:42

the mom and and that the

1:30:44

high school classmate. Oh

1:30:46

man are all due! To.

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Injury it like whoever that classmate as

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like is the best world's best cheerleader like

1:30:53

I would. I want them. In. My corner.

1:30:55

Though. The reviewer the other I was saying

1:30:57

the people involved in the thing of. O

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L L L L l The people involved.

1:31:03

But. Yes, Hobo. I want everyone

1:31:05

to be doing well. I

1:31:07

see I recover. Actually no I feel better

1:31:09

when we are specifically picking people are going.

1:31:12

To. Get to pick who we want

1:31:14

to stay sandy and who we want to

1:31:17

get Nazis and. About all of Papadopoulos

1:31:19

Thirty five, an oral hygiene s who's

1:31:21

leading. To.

1:31:23

Try out with a broken heart. Well it

1:31:25

sounds like her living the good life and

1:31:28

means that they're not same Sandy. The

1:31:32

right said see late. Suing.

1:31:36

Okay, I've city. Yeah, I gotta go eat

1:31:38

something. I am. I have no idea where

1:31:40

I am right now but everyone guess we're

1:31:42

I know where I'll be. Less than two

1:31:44

months from now and it's starting our tour.

1:31:46

So that your ticket speech to sandy.com you

1:31:49

want to see as wide as your weekly

1:31:51

reminder of the can say this, your last

1:31:53

chance and a slow well now. Maybe they're

1:31:55

all emotional now and know about. Highly doubt

1:31:57

that but they might also be sold out

1:31:59

and. So. Thank

1:32:01

you for buying our tickets and Merc say the see your.

1:32:05

I. Love you backed by. Be

1:32:07

to Sandy Water Too Wet is

1:32:09

a Forever Dog production houses and

1:32:12

produced by Sandy Interesting edited by

1:32:14

Mark of Via, covered by Courtney

1:32:16

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1:32:19

maybe twice executive produced by Sorry

1:32:21

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1:32:23

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