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Hello everybody, this is spice.
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This is salty. Sorry, I
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don't want to get into this
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morning america type banter this
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morning. It is more Goofy,
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probably
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pressing on.
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As always, if you hear
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traveling noises in the
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background, we're sorry about
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the audio quality if it's if
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it's a little iffy, but but we
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do this while we're in
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transport. We are transporting
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ourselves to the central part of
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Missouri today. Oh, Mo Columbia,
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Missouri home on the Missouri
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Tiger even though they're not
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there at the moment, at least
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the football Tigers I'm not sure
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they are even when they are
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they're crossing right along.
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Welcome to the show the big show
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the three big podcast where we
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talk about the things that need
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to be said.
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much fun or not.
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This is the things that
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need to be said addition, now
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we're gonna let spike spice take
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the lead on a lot of this stuff.
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Because, okay, we're gonna, I'm
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gonna share a secret.
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I'm a girl,
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she's a girl.
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I'm a girl.
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She's a girl,
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I thought that maybe was the secret he was referred to as a secret. She
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is a girl. And we are
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we're a works at all. prepper
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broadcast a prepper site, we're
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here to talk about the real
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stuff or real things, even
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though some of that stuff,
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frankly, isn't gonna get read
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very much because people aren't
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that. Well, we'll get into why
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some of that is we're not you're
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not gonna probably see it linked
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on a lot of places because it
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people get uncomfortable about
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it. And no, it's not political,
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not
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religious.
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And no, it's not
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religious. It's just, it's just
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stuff that guys don't want to
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talk about.
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And I'm gonna guy the
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majority of our readers and
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listeners are guys, I think
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now I will I will give
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spice credit she is for many,
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many long years, she has been
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very, very understanding of the
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fact that I am a guy. I am a
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guy's guy, you know, football
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guy. I like football. I like you
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know, guy stuff. I like to shoot
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guns. I like to do guy things.
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Service vehicles. Yeah,
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if it's a vehicle that
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works for a living, he wants
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one.
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That's right. I'm the
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kind of guy who buys a fire
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truck, you know, just because
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the guy stuff go to car shows,
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yeah, guy. But part of life when
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you're married or have women
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with you, like daughters, or
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even family members like sisters
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and stuff like that, is you have
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to sometimes do with girl stuff.
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Frankly, when I look out
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at the prepper information
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that's out there. With a couple
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of very notable exceptions, I
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see very little of it.
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And so part of what we're
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doing, see we have four things
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in our in our name, and we mean
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them all we need beans, we
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absolutely mean beans, bullets,
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like you know, we've talked a
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lot about bullets, bandages,
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well, you also know we do a lot
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of bandages. But we've also got
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the U part. And half of the US
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out there are women or girls,
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they may not be half of
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the prepper population or half
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of our readers but
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but half of our most of
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our prepper population have
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women who are in their lives, at
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least in some way. And you just
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gonna have to learn learn to
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deal with that stuff. So this is
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what we're here to talk about.
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What brought this up is a
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post I did this last week, I
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wrote it knowing full well it
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was not going to be a chart
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topper. No.
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We knew none of the
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people who thankfully we do, we
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do appreciate the people who
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pick up our links and share them
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around the internet. We knew that wasn't gonna be shared, we just knew because it just is not
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a guy thing. And most almost
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everybody.
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It's not their favorite
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stuff to think about read about
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talk about themselves.
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But almost everybody who
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reads this stuff are guys.
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But I felt I needed to
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put it out there because it's
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important information. And it
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should be out there, in my
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opinion.
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And then there's Google,
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you know, Google will find us if
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the information is out there,
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especially if there's not a lot
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of information out there.
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Google, you know, we're working
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on our search engine things. Oh,
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you know, we'll be one of the
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first things I'll hit. So that's
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part of what we're because we
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just we know, somebody will
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eventually read it. And I mean,
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we watch the statistics. So we
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know, you know what gets
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hundreds of reads what gets
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1000s of reads this thing is a
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great article, what was it
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called?
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natural family planning for preppers
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natural family planning
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for peppers. It fell flat. I
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mean, splat dead on arrival,
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virtually nobody read it.
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Interesting, isn't it? So what's
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going on here? Why is that? It's
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not that, that people don't read
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our articles. I mean, I know
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even if it doesn't, nobody links
4:37
them anywhere. We get reads on
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our articles. We get a lot of
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reads on URLs. And thank you
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very much for doing that. We
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appreciate that. But this one
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nosedive, I mean, I checked on
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it. hours after it published
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hours after publishing, I had
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three reads I was one of them.
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And I almost guarantee you
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paranoid prepper was another one
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of them. And I will wouldn't be
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surprised if Merman was the
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third, our staff,
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but I wrote it anyway.
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Because this is anecdotal
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evidence. All right, I don't
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have actual data on this. This
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is not the kind of thing that
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people are taking data about at
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the time. But there's the
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anecdotal evidence out there
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anyway, that whenever there is a
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major disruption of medical
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services, big ice storms are a
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famous example of these where a
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lot of people are trapped in
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house for a lot of days at a
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time, the really big winter
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storms, there's a spike in
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births nine months later,
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because people's interest in
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their significant others does
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not necessarily evaporate when
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trouble hits. But this can be if
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it's a fairly prolonged
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scenario, that can be a real
5:46
problem. Because Do you want to
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be having upheaval in your life
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when your family includes
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somebody who is pregnant? Or
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somebody who's trying to take
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care of a young baby at the
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time, that's a problem.
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And this is verifiable
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This is Google check. In
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America, the most popular
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popular birthdays, and I think
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what you're gonna see, it's
6:10
gonna it's, I find it very
6:13
amusing because my birthday is
6:13
in a popular birthday range, not
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necessarily this one, but it is
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a popular birthday range. If you
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count back nine months, for
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example, from Christmas to New
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Years, you end up late August,
6:25
early September, and when are
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the most birthdays give birth to
6:29
late August, late August, early
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September away,
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it's cold people are
6:34
inside, they want to snuggle up,
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get warm
6:37
party, Christmas, family
6:37
time, and nine months later,
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there's more babies. Yeah, it's
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just we're humans, this is how
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we are. So you're
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fairly short term
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situations, you're really best
6:52
off stocking up on the
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conventional methods that people
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are using every day now, because
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they are more effective than
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natural family planning.
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Okay, caveat. We do not
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talk about religion or politics.
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Now, some people do have
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religious beliefs that are
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opposed to contraception, and we
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get that, okay. But most people
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out there do not hold those
7:14
beliefs. Some do. And that's
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cool. That's totally cool. We
7:17
don't if that's your thing, the
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rest of the stuff that we're
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talking about, actually, almost
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everything in this article and
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what doesn't really deal with
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contraception as far as active
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contraception, this article is
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about stuff that every single
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religion on the planet that I
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know of approves of, you know,
7:35
where's No, this is not
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controversial stuff at all.
7:39
because, frankly, you know, the
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number one way of contraception
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is
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abstinence, abstinence. You know,
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she told that, Joe I love
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it's one of my favorite stories.
7:52
The Apple joke. Yeah, that story
7:52
isn't really a joke. It's
7:55
because it's
7:55
somebody goes to the
7:55
family doctor and asks about
7:58
contraception. Doctor says, oh,
7:58
perfectly easy. I got a cheap
8:02
100% effective method. That half
8:02
an apple, an apple Really? Yeah,
8:07
it works great. Before or after,
8:07
instead.
8:12
Yeah, so in fact, an
8:12
apple a day does keep the doctor
8:15
away.
8:16
And I just put only one
8:16
line about that in the article,
8:20
because frankly, you all knew
8:20
that lead me to beat that horse.
8:24
But you know, people are
8:24
people. And we know, I mean,
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come on.
8:29
If that plan worked
8:29
perfectly, you wouldn't have
8:32
that spike in births nine months
8:32
after every crisis begins? Yes.
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I don't think people are doing
8:36
that on purpose. I think they're
8:38
just finding seeking comfort,
8:38
where they can find it. And you
8:42
know, and if they don't have the
8:42
protection of land, well, they
8:45
don't. So
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yeah, so what what this
8:47
article does, and we're not
8:50
really here plugging this article, that's not the point of this. What this article does, is
8:52
just basically explaining
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natural methods has been used
8:55
for centuries
8:59
using the calendar and
8:59
using the woman's body
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temperature changes to predict
9:01
when she's going to be fertile.
9:05
So you can act on that
9:05
information in whichever
9:08
direction you feel it best to
9:08
act on that information,
9:11
right? It's good stuff to
9:11
know, if you are trying to have
9:13
a baby, you know, you need to
9:13
know that stuff too. Because if
9:16
your goal is to is to have a
9:16
family and create create more
9:19
life, then you know this is this
9:19
is helpful that way. So anyway,
9:24
and there's a But anyway, the
9:24
whole point of what we're
9:27
bringing out today is this is
9:27
how this fits in with the
9:30
prepper site thing is if that
9:30
article just flopped because men
9:34
don't want to read that there's
9:34
too
9:37
much they don't want to
9:37
think about it. They don't
9:40
want to think about it.
9:40
I'm a guy you know, something
9:43
like that I believe in in the
9:43
system of man points and guys
9:46
all know what this is. I believe
9:46
in me in points okay. You
9:50
everybody gets mad points. We
9:50
get man points for doing manly
9:52
things, right? I get you know,
9:52
500 points for watching a hockey
9:56
game. So I love hockey right
9:56
I'll watch a hockey guy. 500
9:59
points. You know, and then like,
9:59
Oh, I gotta go to a
10:03
traditionally woman. Domestic
10:03
chore. Oh no, I'm gonna lose man
10:08
points. How am I gonna lose?
10:08
600?
10:10
Man,
10:11
excuse me, honey. We're
10:11
going into overtime on this
10:13
game. I gotta watch the overtime
10:13
to make up for for doing those
10:18
dishes. Okay, I'm joking. I'm
10:18
joking. But she's, she's really
10:24
good about this. You know,
10:24
she'll have me go to the store,
10:27
and she'll give me a grocery
10:27
list. But she will not put
10:31
certain things on that list.
10:33
Oh, for some items myself,
10:35
not? Because she knows
10:35
well, first of all, she flat
10:37
knows I'm not going to go to
10:37
that aisle and pick up that
10:41
thing. And I'm not even gonna
10:41
talk about what it is. You know,
10:44
I'm saying I actually buy some
10:44
of her clothing. I i do i bought
10:47
I buy clothing. There are things
10:47
I don't buy. And that's fine.
10:50
We're not well, I did once and
10:50
then emotionally scarred me for
10:54
life. Remember, there was a you?
10:54
Yeah, you we we were on a trip
10:59
and she'd forgotten to pack her
10:59
drawers. And she was dead tired.
11:04
I mean, dead tired, exhausted.
11:04
And like, okay, I'll go to the
11:08
store. And so I know she know
11:08
that wasn't it? You bought? You
11:14
brought a brand new package.
11:14
Wrong size. But yeah, they were
11:18
wrong. Yeah, the label was, you
11:18
know, she didn't.
11:21
That's alright. I'll suck
11:21
it up. As I recall, you
11:24
read the label was right.
11:24
It was just on the wrong
11:26
package. As I recall.
11:28
It was pretty tired at the time.
11:29
Yeah. So she's got these.
11:29
These drawers were like, you
11:33
know, four XL and she's like a
11:33
size for six. You know, not
11:38
gonna happen. could wear I mean,
11:38
it's just not not even get you
11:42
by gonna happen.
11:44
I didn't ask him. I was
11:44
just gonna suck it up until I
11:46
could get there. But he was very
11:46
generous. The dead
11:49
coyote on the road. Yeah.
11:49
So anyway. So anyway, long story
11:53
short, what happened was, I
11:53
went, and I helped her out, I
11:58
picked up a couple of the things
11:58
we needed at a big box store.
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And just as I'm getting up
12:01
there, I'm like, how am I going
12:04
to do this? How am I going to do
12:04
this? Oh, my goodness, how am I
12:07
going to do this? Look over
12:07
there. And they have the self
12:09
check. I hate the subject, but
12:09
they have the self checkout. So
12:13
go over there, ring them up. And
12:13
the dead gum thing doesn't ring,
12:18
which is why we hate the self checkout,
12:19
which is why we hate the
12:19
self checkout. And then the the
12:22
girl comes over. And here I am
12:22
holding women's underwear.
12:28
Now if that had been in
12:28
your size, you would have gotten
12:31
the hairy eyeball. As it is you
12:31
got lots of good karma points
12:35
from that woman out
12:36
1000 demand points that
12:36
cost me by her looking at me
12:41
holding those 10,000 man punch,
12:41
I had to watch an entire
12:47
recorded season of Canadian
12:47
Football just to make backup and
12:51
this is Canadian Football isn't
12:51
even American football is can I
12:54
had to watch Canadian Football
12:54
to get those points back.
12:58
Sorry, I got a little cough.
12:59
Yeah, she's got a cough, she's
13:02
going to actually put out some more of those articles, even though I know they're not
13:04
going to be very popular so
13:06
people can find them if they if
13:06
they need it. Because it's I
13:09
really couldn't find any of it.
13:09
When I was looking at a lot of
13:13
other prepper websites, it was
13:13
just a desert for that kind of
13:16
information, and it's gonna come
13:16
up and people are going to need
13:19
it. And I know it's not much fun
13:19
to read about but oh man, it is
13:23
no fun at all not to know how to
13:23
do it if you need to know how to
13:26
do it. The natural family
13:26
planning methods. If you do them
13:30
perfectly, you can get about a
13:30
95% success rate per year. If
13:34
you do them as normal people
13:34
living in the real world
13:38
actually do them you get about
13:38
75% success per year. But that's
13:44
compared to 15% of not getting
13:44
pregnant a in a year of paying
13:49
no attention to the question at
13:49
all. So it's a heck of a lot
13:53
better than nothing if you think
13:53
it's not a good time to
13:56
procreate, and you don't have
13:56
anything else. It doesn't take
13:59
anything but knowledge attention
13:59
and a little paper and pencil to
14:02
do so that's one topic there's
14:02
going to be others the main
14:06
reason we did this podcast is to
14:06
encourage you to step past you
14:11
know are you doing the prepping
14:11
for fun are you doing the
14:14
prepping because you think it
14:14
needs to be done and fits the
14:16
former sure scroll on by look
14:16
for that mistakes I've made when
14:20
buying guns article those those
14:20
guys go over really well.
14:25
Yeah, my mistakes articles go
14:27
make some mistakes.
14:30
mistakes. I've got a I've
14:30
got a gun I'm gonna pick up
14:32
we're gonna be going past the
14:32
gun store, but I'm probably not
14:34
gonna stop today. I got a gun.
14:34
I'm gonna pick up just here in a
14:37
bit that who knows it's probably
14:37
a mistake.
14:41
But if you're doing it
14:41
for fun, fine, but if you're
14:43
doing it because you really want
14:43
to protect you and yours in a
14:47
bad situation. There's some
14:47
things that aren't any fun that
14:50
you got to think about. And I
14:50
think that's true. A lot of my
14:52
bandages articles and it's
14:52
particularly true of the ones
14:55
that centered on women's health.
14:56
Guys, if you're out there
14:56
and you think it's important and
14:58
you want this information out
14:58
Try this. Just say, Hey, honey,
15:02
come over here, read this. Let
15:02
her read it. Yeah, and get one.
15:06
It'll show her that there is
15:06
information out there for women
15:10
that this isn't just a guy
15:10
thing. That's important. You
15:14
know, we're talking about trying
15:14
to help people become more and
15:16
more on board. Well, one way to
15:16
get people more and more board
15:19
is to get them more and more on
15:19
board with other women.
15:22
Let them understand that
15:22
it's about them to
15:24
write about real world
15:24
women issues, because it is
15:28
because they're people sort of,
15:30
more or less. I've never
15:30
been one to be dissuaded by
15:33
that's a guy thing. And I'm a
15:33
girl, maybe it's because I had a
15:36
lot of brothers. But that's
15:36
never been my mindset. But that
15:39
is the mindset of a lot of
15:39
people. And there's no sense
15:41
pretending it is when they
15:41
realize it's about them, too.
15:45
When you were a toddler,
15:45
they used you as the football.
15:47
It was fun.
15:49
It was fun to be the football.
15:51
Why would you share about
15:51
it, but well, you don't hurt
15:53
her. She was literally about
15:53
football anyway. So
15:58
we didn't do any long bombs with me. So
16:00
we're gonna have a whole
16:00
series of these articles. And
16:02
we're at this this, this is a
16:02
companion piece to a piece that
16:06
I believe is going to be titled
16:06
something along the lines of why
16:09
we publish articles, we know
16:09
you're probably not going to.
16:13
But you should. And it's true.
16:13
We just we really want to be
16:18
complete. We want to have a full
16:18
circle of stuff. And there's
16:22
just no way to just do guy
16:22
things and be it there's more to
16:26
it than that
16:27
if just two people read
16:27
these articles, and I help one
16:29
of them when it's been worth my time.
16:31
Yeah, which you don't have advertising on our site. We don't sell average, there's
16:33
nothing to buy on eBay.
16:36
To help you out guys.
16:37
We're here to help you
16:37
out, you know, as much as we
16:39
can, or at least share
16:39
information you can help us out.
16:42
Leave comments, correct anything
16:42
we get wrong. You know, we're
16:45
not world grade expert. But we
16:45
have been doing this for a long
16:48
time. We're we're Season Two
16:48
citizens. We've been around a
16:51
while, a lot,
16:53
made plenty of mistakes.
16:54
Lots of mistakes. I've
16:54
I've done everything there is to
16:57
do wrong wrong, I think except
16:57
for
16:59
this one. We didn't have
16:59
any unintended children. That's
17:03
true.
17:03
But anyway, at least
17:05
one of us was thinking about that.
17:07
One of us was long story
17:07
short, just all we ask is that
17:12
you set aside the the
17:12
preconceived ill and take note
17:16
of it.
17:16
If you're serious about
17:16
it, do it do what's important,
17:19
not just attractive,
17:20
we're not lawyers, or
17:20
we're not doing this for clicks.
17:23
I love clicks, I love to look at
17:23
the stats and say, Oh, yeah, we
17:25
got x many 1000 the blog today,
17:25
which is great. And I really do
17:29
appreciate it. You know, I like
17:29
seeing those those those numbers
17:33
go way up. And but there's
17:33
nothing we don't get, you know,
17:37
there's no no reward for it or
17:37
don't get as we know, there's a
17:41
click,
17:41
that's the icing, that's not the dinner,
17:43
right. And that's one of the things that makes us different than, than a lot of
17:45
other places. You know, they
17:48
want to put the clickbait stuff
17:48
out there, they, they'll they'll
17:51
set aside the stuff that they
17:51
know are not going to get a lot
17:55
of clicks, they'll set that
17:55
aside, because they're in the
17:58
business of bringing people in,
17:58
get them clicking on the ads,
18:01
get them clicking on the links,
18:01
and making money. And we're not
18:04
doing that
18:05
we have paid jobs.
18:06
We have paid job. Yeah,
18:06
this is our hobby. This is what
18:08
we do as a
18:11
service to our community.
18:12
This is how we pay our
18:12
social Rep. There you go. And
18:15
I've talked about social work
18:15
before and I will again, this is
18:17
this is how we pair so it's just
18:17
one of the things we do. So
18:21
we're gonna keep bringing you
18:21
stuff that you're probably not
18:23
gonna want to read, you know,
18:23
all we ask is that you keep an
18:26
open mind,
18:26
not only stuff that
18:26
you're not gonna want to read,
18:29
but
18:29
Oh, yeah. And I'm gonna
18:29
tell you whether, whether this
18:32
gun I'm probably not gonna pick
18:32
up today which frankly, I don't
18:35
want to run around with a with a
18:35
brand new gun in a big case.
18:39
It's a it's a shotgun. I don't
18:39
ride around with como and with
18:43
that my car, Columbia, they do
18:43
have a bit of a crime problem
18:46
and I just don't think that's
18:46
what So, but I know you're
18:50
dying. It's a 410 410 shotgun II
18:50
remember, it's a Mossberg or
18:54
Remington. He's a mass 400 514
18:54
pump. I've always wanted one got
18:59
one. And I've got some portion,
18:59
a whole bunch of 14 shells and
19:02
not a single gun to shoot about.
19:02
So that was the other part of
19:05
getting it. So
19:06
reading off the shells
19:06
was clearly out of the question.
19:10
I'm sorry. What do you
19:10
say?
19:13
I said, this is spice
19:13
hoping you're well.
19:16
Salty, and we'll catch
19:16
you the next time.
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