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say that? That is really nice of them.

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Find Personal Best on CBC Listen or wherever

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you get your podcasts. This

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is a CBC Podcast. That's

1:00

because news Canada's funniest news quiz. This

1:03

week a bizarre video circulated of a

1:05

moose in New Brunswick circling a pole

1:08

for five straight minutes. The moose only

1:10

stopped when onlookers threw a bunch of

1:12

dollar bills at it. Over

1:16

the next 30 minutes we'll be making games out of

1:18

the news. Let's welcome this week's panel. She

1:21

is excited for the Beatles movies but

1:23

only the Ringo one. And that's just

1:25

because she loves Shining Time Station. Move

1:28

over to Thomas, it's Jan Caruana. Hello

1:31

Canada. Thank you for

1:33

having me. Now that

1:38

Beyonce is number one on the country charts,

1:40

they're finally ready to move to Saskatchewan. Get

1:42

ready to hold them for a John is

1:44

Charlie. Oh Andy. Howdy

1:47

y'all. So country. And finally

1:52

get ready for the sensation that's sweeping

1:54

the nation. No it's not banning books,

1:56

it's Cliff Cardinal. If

2:00

you check the sales, you'd think my books were banned.

2:04

Alright panel, are you seated semi comfortably? Yeah,

2:07

yeah, yeah. Then

2:09

let's begin. Here we

2:11

go. Panel,

2:14

something mysterious was making headlines this week,

2:16

which brings us to this week's news

2:18

clue. Have a listen to

2:20

this special episode of Scooby Doo, and

2:23

be ready to sluice. Okay

2:29

gang, dinner's on the

2:31

table. Dig in. Roar! Like

2:35

Yum City Man. Where

2:37

did you get this pot

2:40

roast? Roar! Roar! Jinkies,

2:43

this label gives absolutely no

2:45

clue about this meat. Looks

2:48

like a mystery gang. Get in

2:51

the van, we're going back to Loblaws. Roar!

2:54

Roar! Roar! Like what's

2:56

wrong Scoob? Roar!

3:09

All right, there's your intellectually rigorous news

3:11

clue. Can

3:13

you tell me for a point what mystery had Scooby

3:16

in the gang heading to Loblaws this week? The

3:19

case of the ghostly billionaire price

3:21

gouger. Mmm, you would have gotten

3:23

away with it too. It

3:25

hadn't been for that bread fixing scandal.

3:27

And Jonas? I

3:29

think I have a feeling what's going on here. Have

3:31

the Scooby snacks been shrink-flated?

3:36

All good guesses, does anyone really know

3:38

what was the mystery with the pot

3:40

roast for the Scoobies gang? Grocery stores,

3:42

I don't know if it's just Loblaws, but

3:44

they started selling ungraded meat? You

3:46

are correct for the point, Jan Caruana. Thank

3:50

you. Thank you. questions.

4:02

Questions like, what is ungraded beef?

4:06

It's beef that dropped the

4:08

class halfway through the semester.

4:11

It's when you're mad at someone but you're not

4:13

sure quite how mad you are

4:15

yet. So your beef

4:18

is ungraded. I'm not

4:20

sure how much or how hot

4:22

it's going to get but they're beef. The

4:25

correct answer, ungraded beef is meat from a

4:27

country that is not synchronized with the grading

4:29

system that we have in Canada. Ungraded

4:32

meat is often cheaper but the big question

4:35

people have is, is it safe? Is

4:37

it, Gavin? Jen? Well, if you've

4:41

listened to the program before, you know I

4:44

like to play fast and loose with my

4:46

guts. I

4:48

don't put a lot of stock in expiry

4:50

dates, etc. I would say that

4:52

if this beef is coming into Canada,

4:54

it has to go under some sort

4:56

of inspection. So I would say, yeah,

4:58

it's probably safe. That

5:00

is correct. It's not uninspected beef. It

5:02

is just ungraded beef. Experts

5:05

say it meets safety standards. It just means

5:07

that it could come from older cows and

5:09

bulls and is likely to be

5:11

lower quality but not necessarily

5:13

lower quality. It's a bit like

5:16

Russian roulette. Okay. What

5:19

is the top grade in the

5:21

system for Canadian beef? Amazon

5:23

Prime. Jen's going

5:27

to get the point because it is

5:29

Prime. Prime is the highest grade followed

5:31

by triple A then double A. Like

5:33

batteries. Yeah. So if you are like,

5:36

hey, this is grade A meat. It's

5:38

the fourth down. Man,

5:40

all those guys in those bars, they weren't giving

5:42

me call points at all. What

5:45

a bunch of

5:48

chumbos. LaBlas

5:52

issued a statement saying that ungraded beef does

5:54

not mean it is not quality meat. But

5:56

it is often a lot cheaper. There are

5:58

13 grades in the... Canadian grading

6:00

system for beef. The lowest grade is E. What

6:05

is grade E beef? There's

6:08

E Coli. Oh, no,

6:10

it's been inspected. That

6:13

joke doesn't work. God,

6:15

it's not Scooby Meat, is it? Nope.

6:19

I think grade E meat comes from like

6:21

older cows. And I

6:24

read this story. It comes

6:26

from unsuccessfully castrated bulls. So

6:28

grade E meat is the sound they

6:31

make during the failed operation. They

6:33

just go, ah! No. Painfully

6:37

you're correct for the following.

6:39

No way. You're

6:41

welcome, Canada. They

6:43

classify it with this sentence. The

6:46

E grade meat is for mature

6:48

bulls or youthful bull carcasses showing

6:50

pronounced masculinity. Mmm. Ooh.

6:54

Something a little like me. Pronounced

6:58

masculinity, me. All

7:00

the bulls have terrible mustaches.

7:04

All the bulls listen to way too much

7:06

Joe Rogan podcast. I

7:09

can't tell you, but I can show you. They

7:12

say it describes an enlarged hump,

7:15

neck, and piezoli. Oh,

7:17

I love an enlarged piezoli. Bonus

7:21

point. What's a piezoli?

7:24

I'm noticing some very handsome piezolias in

7:26

this crowd tonight. You're gonna

7:28

regret that. John,

7:32

is there any idea what a piezoli is? I'm gonna

7:34

bring this back to safe for work territory, so I'm

7:36

gonna say nose. Nose? Yep.

7:39

It is not the nose. It is the

7:41

tendon that attaches the bull's penis to its

7:43

body. Okay, so it is what it is.

7:47

That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

7:50

But with rents in this city, you'd

7:53

better believe I'll be having some. Because

8:02

News. Canada's

8:05

funniest news clip. I'm Gavin Crawford.

8:08

This is Because News. This

8:10

week I'm joined by panelists at

8:12

Johnus, Charlie, Jen, Karuana, and

8:14

Cliff Cardinal. If you hear the

8:16

whole show, subscribe

8:18

to our podcast. Just think of this as a

8:21

really long trailer. Ooh. Well,

8:24

that's a lot of fun. Well

8:30

panel, we took a week off last week, but the

8:32

news clearly did not get the memo because the

8:34

headlines just kept piling up. So let's see how

8:36

much attention you've been paying with the brand new

8:38

game we call Name That

8:40

News. It's a pretty simple premise.

8:46

I'm going to give you a name that was making

8:48

headlines this week. Your job is to tell me why.

8:51

Are you ready to Name That News?

8:53

Yeah. First, Jennifer

8:56

Jones. Mad Men. No,

8:59

John. Did Tom Jones reveal

9:02

a long-lost cousin? I

9:05

will give you a hint. She is a

9:07

Canadian, and she is retiring from something. This

9:10

guy just pointed at me like he thinks I should know. No,

9:13

he's doing this. Curling.

9:17

Curling. Thank you. Legendary

9:19

Manitoba curler, Jennifer Jones is playing

9:21

in her final Scotties Tournament of

9:24

Hearts this week before retiring. The

9:27

Winnipeg Sun headline reads, Curling World

9:29

pays tribute to Jennifer Jones, Canada's

9:32

most blank curler.

9:35

Most homophobic. No,

9:37

no, no, no. That would make the news. Well,

9:39

they're making a big deal of her retiring. So

9:42

is it like most celebrated? They

9:45

went with Canada's most iconic curler.

9:47

Oh, she's the Beyoncé of curling.

9:49

She is. How

9:52

do you become an iconic curler? You

9:54

win ten Grand Slam victories and an Olympic gold medal.

9:57

Wow, okay. That's good. It is a lot. Jennifer Jones is

9:59

a very good player. Very good curler. The

10:01

Canadian Women's Curling Championships are happening this

10:03

week. This will be Joan's final appearance.

10:06

Throughout her career, she has become known as the

10:08

Queen of Clutch. What

10:10

does that mean? Whenever she enters the

10:12

arena, she's always carrying a small bag.

10:15

Good guess. Yeah,

10:19

it's not a curling thing. She drives it like she stole

10:21

it. No, no, no,

10:23

come on. She's the Queen of Clutch.

10:25

When the game is on the line,

10:28

when it absolutely has to be handled,

10:30

you want no one else than Jennifer

10:32

Jones. She's got ice water in her

10:34

veins. She is a true blue victory

10:37

rolling trophy kissing winner. And

10:39

we are lucky to have her in Canada. You

10:41

are Tom Jones. Oh, come on, go off. Somehow

10:46

you've got a passionate point there, because

10:48

that is exactly correct. Yeah,

10:50

when the game is on the line and there is

10:52

a lot of pressure, Jennifer Jones is who you want

10:54

there. Jones cemented her

10:56

legacy early on when she won her first title

10:58

with something known as the shot in

11:00

2005. Have a listen to this

11:03

historic moment. The

11:05

most difficult attempt trying to come

11:07

in off a stone on the

11:09

outside, trying to zip the roll

11:11

to the stone at the button. They're

11:13

working on it practically. There's the

11:15

contact. There's the roll, she made it. What

11:20

a shot for the win. Did

11:25

the enemy curler get shot? Having

11:29

heard that, what do you think the shot was? I don't

11:32

know, there were a lot of girls screaming. So

11:34

I'm going to say the shot was tequila?

11:39

It was the end of the match in 2005, and

11:42

Jennifer Jones made an against all

11:44

odds shot. I don't know if you

11:46

exactly caught it from the tape, but basically with only one

11:48

rock left, she tried to circus shot with an old in

11:51

off and stuck her shot rock in the forefoot to count

11:53

for four points and won the game 8-6. Oh,

11:55

yeah, we knew that. Oh, right, no, I saw it. I saw

11:58

that now. from

12:00

the East Coast budget? I am now. All

12:03

right, moving on with name that news. Your

12:07

next name, Sora. Why

12:09

was Sora in the headlines this week? Is

12:11

it a new Canadian budget airline that'll go

12:14

out of business in two days? Fly

12:18

Sora, S-O-A-R-A. That's

12:21

a good guess no. No, it's this new

12:23

way of ripping off artists, right? Yes, you're

12:25

correct for the point. The

12:27

CBS headline reads, OpenAI's new

12:30

text-to-video tool, Sora has one

12:32

artificial intelligence expert terrified.

12:35

What is so terrifying about Sora? Well, it

12:37

makes these videos off of prompts, right?

12:40

So you can type in, show

12:42

me a dolphin smoking a cigar,

12:45

trying to pick up a manatee and

12:47

it'll do it. It's

12:49

a new generative AI video tool,

12:52

which creates surprisingly detailed 60-second clips

12:54

based only on text prompts. Have

12:57

you seen any of the Sora demos? I

12:59

did see. The more simple ones are kind

13:01

of cool, but anything that

13:03

involves a crowd walking anywhere, you

13:05

can really notice that

13:07

their stats look wild. It looks

13:09

like a crowd of people river dancing. Correct.

13:12

It's kind of scary, actually. I

13:14

think that's the general problem with AI still,

13:16

is those fine details are very noticeable.

13:19

And when you notice them, they

13:21

are jump scares. Well, I'm

13:23

sure there's gonna be a time where eventually we

13:25

can all just live in a cube, right? And

13:27

you could just live wherever you want. And then

13:29

the cube will just be like projected images of

13:31

wherever you want to be of AI. And

13:34

you can be like, great, I'm in a

13:36

cafe in France. But really you're in the

13:38

cube. That's kind of half the matrix and half

13:40

black mirror. But like, yeah, but I'll buy it.

13:43

I'll buy you the cube. Okay, in my cube,

13:45

I want to be transported to wherever Cate Blanchett

13:47

is and I want to be her gay best

13:49

friend. Oh, that's fun. Yeah, I was gonna ask

13:52

what you would use Sora for. So you're living

13:54

the cube. What do you use Sora to video

13:56

project on your cube? I think I would

13:58

Forrest Gump myself. into all

14:00

sorts of events. Like, for instance,

14:03

I might go to like the

14:05

JFK assassination, but I would

14:07

do like goofy faces. Like I'd point at like

14:09

Lee Harvey Oswald and be like, get

14:11

a load of those guys, you know?

14:15

Luckily, Sora is currently not available to

14:17

the public. It is being trialed by

14:19

researchers and artists. Next up

14:21

in Name That News is GC

14:24

Strategies. What is GC

14:26

Strategies and why was it making headlines? Well, I

14:29

happen to know this one. They

14:31

took $19 million to do the

14:34

Arrive Can app and have

14:36

nothing to show for it. You are correct for the

14:38

point. GC Strategies is a

14:41

two-person IT staffing firm that was awarded a

14:43

number of contracts for the Arrive Can app,

14:45

one worth 25 million. CBC

14:48

headline reads, what is GC Strategies? A closer

14:50

look at the company linked to the Arrive

14:52

Can controversy. A scathing report from

14:54

the Auditor General revealed the company received a

14:56

huge amount of money, but subcontracted the

14:58

work, which ended up inflating the

15:01

cost. Last week in the House

15:03

of Commons, opposition leader Pierre Poliev grilled the

15:05

Prime Minister over the cost of the app.

15:08

Have a listen. A quarter of

15:10

a billion dollars WTF.

15:18

Panel, for a point, are you allowed to say WTF

15:21

in the House of Commons? I think

15:23

the bigger question here is, why does

15:25

Pierre Poliev always sound like a guy

15:28

who has never won a prize at

15:30

a carnival in his life? Aww. He

15:33

gave her a prize. WTF.

15:36

You know what I mean? Technically,

15:38

no. He got censured for using

15:40

unparliamentary language. But then he went

15:42

on to say, no, no, no,

15:44

WTF stood for something else. What

15:46

did he say WTF stood for?

15:49

Why the frown? He

15:53

really backed off of it and said, no, it

15:55

means something else. Really? Yes, it sounded

15:57

like this. Where's the...

16:00

fun. Oh, give me

16:02

a break. That's like when

16:04

a kid swears and gets in trouble. I was

16:07

saying shirt. I was saying pull

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17:34

not supposed to run for office because

17:37

she's blank, she's blank, and she's really

17:39

blank. Fun, flirty, and almost

17:41

dirty. Which

17:44

is honestly a winnable platform for

17:48

me. Hi, vote. Hi, vote. Cliff, what do you say?

17:51

I was going to say smart, capable,

17:53

and disillusioned. Here is what Sarah Hoffman

17:58

actually said. supposed

18:00

to run for office. I'm fat,

18:03

I'm sassy, and I am really bad

18:05

at pretending to be something that I'm not. Okay. That

18:09

feels like a Real Housewives intro. Oh my

18:11

God, I love this. The

18:14

Real Housewives of Calgary. Yeah,

18:17

Hoffman's campaign video grabbed attention for

18:19

its sort of American style tone,

18:22

and also her clever way to kneecap the

18:24

haters right out of the gate. I love

18:26

it. I think that's what's missing from

18:28

a lot of Canadian politics, actually. It's kind of

18:30

the fun and the honest personality

18:33

that comes out of an ad like this.

18:35

I think this is wonderful. Okay,

18:37

so running with that, if you were running for something,

18:40

what would your campaign be to kneecap the

18:42

haters? I'm gay, I'm

18:44

black, and I'd set so many

18:46

first Canadian blank records. Yeah? I

18:51

think that'd be good. I

18:55

mean, you have my vote for that alone. Cliff?

18:57

You were asking how to kneecap your

18:59

opponents, because we haven't had a good kneecapping

19:01

since the early 90s. Oh my God. Fair,

19:05

Jen? I think the platform I would

19:07

run on would be, I will sing

19:09

in Parliament and I will not stop when

19:11

asked. Finally,

19:14

there is one candidate who has been widely

19:17

speculated to announce, but as of yet has

19:19

not entered the race. For a bonus point,

19:21

which famous Albertan is rumored

19:23

to be eyeing a run? Nathan

19:25

Fillion. Oh, he didn't

19:27

even know. Yeah, he's from Alberta, right? That

19:30

would be fun. Yeah. Jen Arden.

19:32

Jen Arden, oh. She

19:36

would not win. I wish she would

19:38

win, but she's a vegetarian. All

19:41

good guesses. It is the

19:43

former mayor of Calgary, Nahid

19:45

Nenshi. Oh. The

19:49

headline from the Calgary Herald, former Calgary

19:51

mayor Nahid Nenshi considering a bid for

19:54

Alberta NDP leadership. At

19:57

the time of taping, Nenshi has to finish

19:59

prepping for Canada. reads, or

20:01

he can even think about

20:04

Canada's needs. I

20:24

am Gavin Crawford, and this is Because

20:27

News. This week I'm joined by Johnus

20:29

Charlie, Jan Karwana, and Cliff Cardinal. Wait,

20:34

Cliff is not cracking what? He's on

20:36

tour with Cliff Cardinal and the Skylarks.

20:38

They are touring now across Ontario and

20:41

Quebec. Alright

20:47

panel, get ready for some

20:49

altered lyrics. Trends

20:51

come and trends go, and when they do, I

20:54

change the words to the theme song from the classic

20:56

90's to Come The Nanny. Have

20:59

a listen to these altered lyrics and be ready

21:01

for questions. She

21:05

was heading on herself for watching Tik Tok memes

21:07

When her fashion sense was roasted by a group of

21:09

tweens. What was she to do? What was she

21:11

to wear? How could she be trendy? So she ran

21:13

herself over to the local thrift store She was there

21:15

to buy earrings, but she got so much more.

21:17

She got hoops, she got firsts, she got a

21:20

hair She got a bag by Fendi. You

21:23

got a bag by Fendi. Beautiful.

21:27

There you go. She

21:31

got hoops, she got firsts, she got hair And she got a bag

21:34

by Fendi. What is

21:36

the new Tik Tok trend that inspired those

21:38

altered lyrics? She got hoops?

21:42

No hairiness is not the new trend. Cliff

21:44

any idea? I happen to know this

21:46

one. I do a little bit of contract work for

21:48

a group called Indigenous Fashion Arts. And

21:50

so I read Glamour magazine a little bit. I'm

21:52

up on Vanity Fair. And so

21:55

I can tell you that it is mafia

21:57

wife is the new trend. You are correct.

22:00

The headline from Glamour

22:02

magazine says, the mob wife aesthetic

22:04

is taking over TikTok. How to

22:06

get the look. Panel,

22:08

how do you get the look? What

22:10

are some ways you can achieve the

22:12

coveted mafia wife aesthetic? Easy

22:14

three step process. Chunky

22:16

sunglasses, long leather

22:18

coat, merry Al Pacino. And

22:21

they're good. They say all

22:24

black everything, leather, messy updos,

22:26

statement prints, designer bags

22:28

and chunky gold jewelry. The

22:30

new trend calls for big bold, maximum of

22:32

looks where you flaunt everything. A headline from

22:35

British Vogue says, your mob wife look is

22:37

incomplete without a specific accessory. What are these

22:39

specific accessory you need? The cold 45. The

22:43

ability to say, Tony, there's cold PAS

22:46

in the fridge. To

22:48

that end, a husband. Other

22:51

one. They've gone with yellow gold watches.

22:53

Right, right. But I like yours more.

22:57

Well, if you're not into mob wife aesthetic,

22:59

how about mob boss? Panel,

23:01

a new sneaker dropped by a massive

23:04

celebrity, had the internet abuzz. Who's limited

23:06

edition sneaker dropped last week and sold

23:08

out instantly. Was it Werner Herzeg?

23:12

Oh, with these shoes off

23:14

forever. It

23:18

is not. I'm sure someone knows the real answer. Who

23:20

dropped a pair of sneaks? Trump. Yeah,

23:23

it sounds good. Yes, that's true. The headline

23:25

from NPR reads, Trump debuts line of $399

23:27

sneakers one

23:30

day after a $355 million fraud judgment. Only

23:34

1000 pairs of the sneakers were made

23:36

available and we know Trump is desperate for cash.

23:39

But according to Fox News, that is not the

23:41

only reason Trump is getting into the sneaker game.

23:45

Why, according to Fox News, do

23:47

they say Trump is

23:49

hawking sneakers? He's planning to run.

23:54

He's back in, everybody. They're back in.

23:58

Wow. Good

24:01

guess no. Any other ideas? Are

24:03

you courting the youth vote? No.

24:05

Here is why one pundit

24:07

from Fox News thinks Trump

24:09

is hawking sneakers. This

24:11

is connecting with black America because they love

24:13

sneakers, they're into sneakers. They love the, you

24:15

know, this is a big deal certainly in

24:18

the inner city. Look,

24:20

people are bearing their faith in their hand. We're

24:22

touching our face through that whole thing. You

24:25

know what? I'm actually kind of pleased that Trump is

24:27

selling sneakers because it's the only way he can have

24:29

a soul. There

24:32

we go. We're back in

24:34

the game. I'm so oriented. Yeah.

24:39

For the point, what do you think

24:41

the name of Trump's signature sneaker is?

24:43

Trump Air 350 million. Oh,

24:47

it's never surrender. That's right.

24:49

The sneakers are called never

24:52

surrender. You may

24:54

remember the famous day Trump surrendered to the

24:56

authorities. Also, it's weird that

24:58

they're called never surrender, but they're running shoes.

25:01

I know they could have gone with Walker up. Get

25:06

my new sneakers. Walker up. You can grab them

25:08

by the laces. No,

25:15

that's a good joke. I

25:17

don't know what you're talking about. That's a good

25:20

joke. We need to keep hearing it.

25:22

We need to keep hearing it. We need to

25:24

remember. Anyways, I guess we should probably

25:26

describe these sneakers for anyone that hasn't seen it. Have

25:28

you seen these sneakers? Yeah. They look

25:30

like if NASCAR were a shoe.

25:34

Yeah. They're

25:36

a little ostentatious. Yeah,

25:38

just a bit. Like a bedazzled Texan flag

25:40

for your foot. Yeah, I like it. They're

25:43

gold with a sparkly American flag around

25:45

the back. There's a T on them.

25:49

There is a T for Trump on

25:51

them. There is also one thing that

25:53

sneakerheads really found objectionable about the sneakers.

25:55

What was the most hated thing about

25:57

the Trump sneakers? Was it that they

25:59

were... velcro. Laces

26:02

are complicated. Laces are

26:04

complicated. I got these

26:06

tiny hands. How am I supposed to do laces

26:09

with these tiny hands? What

26:12

they hated most was that the sneakers come

26:15

with a custom charm with an image of

26:17

Trump in a red superhero jumpsuit with bulging

26:19

muscles. Oh my god.

26:22

Attached to the laces. So you can

26:24

buy your sneakers and then get your mom something

26:26

nice for her Pandora bracelet. So

26:29

grab a pair of never surrenders. The only

26:31

thing you'll have to surrender is $400 and

26:33

some self-respect. Then

26:36

somehow we have reached the end of another exciting because news.

26:46

Our champion this week is... Well

26:49

it's Jan Caruana. Thank

26:53

you. My heart is blown. I'm

26:59

Gavin Crawford reminding you that it is a leap year

27:01

so we have one extra day of February coming up

27:03

this week. Or as I like to think of it, a

27:06

seasonal depression bonus round. We'll see

27:08

you next time. Why? Because... Me

27:12

too. Thank you very much. I

27:15

got the credit. And

27:17

Jan Caruana. Thank

27:45

you for joining us. We're

27:47

going to be working out the team. Erin Conway, Bronwyn Page,

27:49

Errol Gensolve, and our recording engineer, Paul

27:52

Hodge. For

28:08

more CBC podcasts, go

28:10

to cbc.ca/ podcasts.

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