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Over the next 30 minutes, we'll be making games
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out of the news. Let's welcome this week's panel.
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She did a couple of shots before the show,
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a COVID shot and a flu shot, but
1:31
she's still feeling pretty good. Please
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welcome Alice Moran.
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Hello. Hello. Hello.
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Hello. Hello. Hello.
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Hello. In the middle chair, we
1:42
have a long-standing agreement with this guy, but
1:45
he says if there's no pharma care by the end of the
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show, that deal is off. Please welcome
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Chris Siddiqui.
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I'm serious. I'm
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serious about that. And finally, he was
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this close to getting a part in the Michelle Obama
1:57
musical, but he didn't get to do it. quite
2:00
heavy arms for it. Please welcome
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Eric the Tank Peterson. Thank
2:07
you, thank you very much. Very,
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very, very lovely of you to welcome me like
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that. Are you ready panel?
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Yes. Yes. Oh yes, yes, yes. I
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just nodded off there for a moment. Perfect. Perfect
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time to start.
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Here we go. Yeah.
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Panel Halloween is fast approaching and what
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would the run-up be without a spooky news
2:29
clue? Have a listen to the fake
2:31
movie trailer and be prepared for
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questions about this week's headlines.
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This clue cast starring Alice Moran.
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Steve, I'm getting a bad
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feeling about this place. It's
2:44
so cold. What are you talking
2:47
about Cheryl? This is gonna be great.
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Steve, there's
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a note. It says we have
2:55
to strip the bed and end these in dishwasher
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or no charge is extra.
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No, that can't be right. Let
3:02
me check online. The
3:04
Wi-Fi. I can't get
3:07
on the Wi-Fi. You know what?
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Why don't we just get out of here and find ourselves
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a cute coffee shop. We're like all
3:14
the locals are hanging out.
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We can't Steve. The neighborhood
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is dead. The whole neighborhood is dead.
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Can you afford Ghost
3:26
Hotel? The
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housing crisis compels
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you. Wow. Panel,
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you heard the movie trailer for Ghost Hotel.
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According to the headlines, what is a
3:44
ghost hotel? It's a hotel for
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ghosts. It's a hotel
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for ghosts or any other kind of paranormal
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beings, you know, vampires. All
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these people like to travel like the rest of us. Business
3:57
and they need to stay someplace. I
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actually know this, Gav. Airbnb
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is specializing in haunted
4:06
places. So you can go stay
4:08
in a haunted place. You're
4:10
close by saying Airbnb, but it is not
4:12
that. Does anyone know for real, what is a ghost hotel? A
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ghost hotel is when like a whole condo
4:17
building is essentially Airbnb's instead of
4:19
homes for people who live in the place. The
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headline from CBC News reads, number of ghost
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hotels in Toronto contributing to housing
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crisis and surging prices. Ghost
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hotels are made up of many units
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known as STRs. What
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is an STR?
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It's something I had in college.
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Chris,
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do you know what an STR is? Yes,
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it is something that I gave Alice in
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college. Short-term
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rental is the correct answer.
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The City of Toronto released a report this week which
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found that in just three downtown condo
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buildings alone, 600 units
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are short-term rentals. Whoa!
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Alice, do you live in a condo? Is there a lot
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of STRs in your condo?
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Not in my building, but I live near
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City Place and City Places a lot
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of
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Airbnb's and it's not good.
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What's the problem? Well, your neighborhood is just full
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of people who don't live there. They don't
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bring anything to the neighborhood other than like
5:25
loud parties and vomiting. And
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I have a dog that will eat anything.
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So for me, it's real
5:33
gross. Well, Toronto is looking
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for solutions. BC took a very bold
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step this week. According to the Vancouver Sun, what
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is British Columbia doing to crack down on
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ghost hotels? Well, I hope they
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would be calling the ghost hotel busters. What
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are they doing here? Well, by law, each
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guest has to be checked for being
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alive. They put a
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small mirror under your nose to see if there's
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any breath. And then you can go to
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your room They have
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passed new legislation which will result
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in heftier fines for hosts who break
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the local bylaws Fines would start
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at three thousand dollars per day and can
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go as high as fifty thousand dollars per day Depending
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on the municipality Short-term
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rentals can only be offered in the host's
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primary residence So if
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you own two condos or landlords
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who own multiple condos They need to make
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those condos long-term rentals
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According to Airbnb. What is the downside of
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these new regulations for British Columbian?
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Oh, well, they're gonna ruin Halloween for them You
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know there's gonna be no haunting is gonna be
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really down because people have no place About
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all those ambulatory corpses, where
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are they gonna stay poor guys sticking
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with the actual news story? What? Alice
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is the downside that says Airbnb for British
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Columbian
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says Airbnb that they'll
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make less money Why would we
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ask for their opinion on their terrible
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service?
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They
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said it makes travel to and within
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BC unaffordable and reduces tourism
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Have
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they seen housing in British Columbia?
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It's also unaffordable
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Under
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the new regulations British Columbians will require
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a business license in order to rent
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short-term So that they will be
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able to more accurately police people
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who are breaking the rules Before
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this legislation, how did they find out if
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people were breaking the rules?
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It just went on Airbnb and they messaged
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like hey, I just want to stay here I just want to check are
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you breaking any rules death not
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the government law? That
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is a good guess they say it has previously
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been up to community policing. Oh,
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yeah We know what happens when you leave things up to community
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policing vigilantes. Exactly.
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We got Batman Superman spider-man,
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I love the idea of Batman going around
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and knocking on doors being like hey
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I should have it here, B2B!
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This is a short-term rental. I'm
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gonna
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need you to stay here for more than three months. How
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long have I been staying in this place, Batman?
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Riddle me there. You
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were born in the short-term rental. Maybe
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these rules will come to Ontario as well, but
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I doubt it, since we're run by the penguin.
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Because News Canada's
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News
8:33
Quiz. Today on the panel we've got
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Alice Moran, Eric Peterson and Chris
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Siddiqui.
8:38
You
8:41
can catch Chris starring in a new show on
8:43
Netflix that is in the top ten right now. It
8:46
is called I Woke Up a Vampire.
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You
8:50
play the collector? What do you collect? I
8:52
collect children. Literally,
8:55
I collect because the collector is like
8:57
this sort of villain, right? And
9:00
the world is filled with these blended, like half
9:02
vampires and half werewolves, and I
9:04
have to collect the blended. Better you
9:06
than me. You can stream
9:08
it worldwide on Netflix. Yeah!
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It is time for a musical Connect Four panel.
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I want you to have a listen to these four
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song clips, all of
9:25
which have to do with the story from the
9:27
news this week. I'm dying out of my skin!
9:47
Those songs are all related to a story that was making
9:49
headlines, but that's because they all get played at a very specific time. When do you
9:51
think those songs play? They
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play the moment I step out
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of the bathroom. Eric,
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do you know when those songs go? Yeah, well, they play them
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when some people are happy
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and some people aren't. Goal.
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They're goal songs. You
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are correct for the point. Those songs are played
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when an NHL goal is scored. Oh,
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right of course. Those are all goal songs. Those
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songs were for San Jose, Boston, Calgary,
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and Ottawa. Goal songs were
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in the news this week because the Toronto Maple
10:26
Leafs ditched the goal song they've
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been using for the last five years.
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Now, surely you've watched the Leafs game in
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the last five years. You should be able
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to answer this. What goal song
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got the boot? I don't know the
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name of it, but I know how it goes. It goes, Fabricland.
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Fabricland. Eric? It
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was that Hall of Notes thing, eh? You're
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correct for the point. Oh, really? Yeah.
10:55
How does it go? Does anybody know how it goes? You
10:57
make my dreams come true. You make my dreams come true. Oh.
11:00
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah. Before
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that it was. You make my dreams
11:05
because come true is now a total
11:07
fabrication that even people that
11:10
have root heart and soul for
11:12
this team could not put up with. That's what they had
11:14
to get rid of it because people started singing like, you
11:16
make my dreams shatter at the end of every
11:18
season when you're so close. Change
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the lyrics. Here
11:24
is the song. See,
11:31
you're all into it. I
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feel like maybe they shouldn't have got rid of it now. It's
11:38
a bop. Will that bring you
11:40
to your feet after a goal?
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I mean, this year for Halloween, my partner
11:43
and I are going as Hall and Slutty Oats.
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So yeah.
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Are
11:49
you psyched for this hockey season, Eric? Are you ready?
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Well, you know, it's hard, eh? The hockey season
11:53
is so long and you
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know, the playoffs are not until next
11:58
June or something. watching a kind
12:00
of hockey that you know, you know, we have
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to go through all these games.
12:03
I mean, the Leafs, they play
12:06
a dandy
12:06
game these days. There's no doubt about
12:08
that. They just get into trouble in
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the playoffs. But they're a real
12:12
fun team to watch. So yeah, I
12:15
like the hockey, but there's a lot of sports
12:17
going on right now, eh? And it's
12:19
just as well, because the news
12:22
is awful. So there's lots of
12:24
sports going on. There's football, baseball.
12:27
I like that you're at the phase of your life where you're
12:29
like, the only problem with hockey is the whole first
12:31
part of the season. Get to the
12:33
playoffs. I don't have the time.
12:36
That's a good point. I don't have the time.
12:38
I've lived my whole adult life, you
12:41
know, waiting for the Leafs to win a Stanley
12:43
Cup, and I'm starting to worry. The
12:51
Leafs have not in fact settled
12:53
on a new goal song just yet. Instead, they're auditioning
12:56
a bunch of contenders. At the
12:58
season opener, they played a remix of Kid
13:00
Cudi's Pursuit of Happiness, but that song
13:02
drew complaints. What was wrong with the
13:04
Kid Cudi song? Is this a lyric driving
13:07
drunk doing my thing? Yes, that
13:09
is correct. They did decide
13:11
not to continue with the Kid Cudi song.
13:14
No. Any other songs you think the Leafs
13:16
should try? I want the Erythmics, you
13:18
know, sweet team.
13:21
Especially the lyrics. Some of them want
13:23
to use you. Some of them want to get
13:25
used by you. Some of them want
13:27
to abuse you. Some of them want
13:29
to be abused. Now, this is a very good
13:32
description of the relationship, the
13:35
dysfunctional relationship between
13:37
this hockey team and the lifelong
13:40
fans that are waiting for them to
13:42
finally win a Stanley Cup.
13:46
It's like Annie Lennox was in the room.
13:51
The Vancouver Canucks, for their part,
13:53
use a classic 80s movie anthem as
13:56
their goal song.
13:57
They use the 1988 theme to beaches.
13:59
Yeah, which is the wind beneath my wing. Now
14:03
that's a hockey game I could get behind.
14:06
Chris, 80s movie anthem. The
14:09
never ending story. Oh,
14:13
well, well, well.
14:16
Eric? I didn't even know they had a goalie
14:18
song there. They have that huge
14:20
horn. That bloody loud
14:23
horn that sounds like a super tanker. They
14:25
do indeed have a big horn and then they follow it up
14:27
with this. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
14:40
And after every goal, Ali Sheedy
14:42
comes out with a makeover and you're like,
14:44
no, you look so bad, it's better as a
14:46
god. I know, right? Alice Moran. Yes?
14:50
I'm going to put you on the spot here because I believe you
14:52
should know this. Can you tell me what
14:54
song gets played when the Edmonton Oilers
14:56
score a goal? I
14:57
can't, Gavin, because I've seen this season
14:59
so far. Wow, slam. Slam
15:03
on your favorite team.
15:05
Last year's season it was like a 90s
15:07
club banger. I don't know the name of the song.
15:09
It's Fucks Land by XL. Sounds
15:11
like this. But
15:18
when we win games, we
15:20
have a way better song and it's La Bamba. You'll still
15:22
get a point for 90s club bangers because that was very
15:24
clever. Nice. That's what happens when Conor
15:26
McDavid lights up the scoreboard, but it's another Connor
15:29
who has really got hockey
15:31
fans gushing this season for the point
15:34
which Connor is the
15:36
talk of the league this year? Bedard. You
15:39
are correct for the point. It is. Connor
15:41
Bedard. Hockey News headline
15:43
reads that Connor Bedard, medium machine
15:45
is off and running. Why
15:48
all the hoopla about 18-year-old Connor
15:50
Bedard? Well, to use a hockey parlance.
15:53
Connor Bedard is what we call
15:55
a fancy boy king whom
15:57
the gods have blessed. He
16:01
is considered quote a generational talent.
16:03
The next Sidney Crosby. According
16:06
to the Globe and Mail, Connor Baddard is at the
16:08
beginning of his career but he's already a master
16:11
at something else hockey players
16:13
need to master. What
16:15
does the article say he is already
16:17
a master of? He is the master of his fate
16:20
and the captain of his soul. Wow.
16:23
Eric what is he the master of? Well I, ah,
16:26
Cappell Kelly wrote
16:28
this wonderful thing. I'm sorry I
16:31
had read it so I know the answer to this. Don't
16:33
be sorry that's actually the point of this show. He
16:35
said 18 years old and he cliches like a man twice
16:38
his age. You
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are exactly correct. I thought that was wonderful.
16:47
The Globe headline reads, Connor Baddard has an electric
16:49
presence on the ice and a cliched
16:52
poise off of it. Wow. What
16:54
do you think that means? You got to keep it simple, play
16:56
hard, create some opportunities, keep skating,
16:59
get the puck deep and score more goals and then
17:01
we'll win for sure.
17:03
You should coach a hockey
17:05
team man. Come on.
17:08
He's very great at the hockey talk where you don't really
17:10
say anything but you still do the interview. Now
17:13
to prove this I've dug out a bunch of Connor Baddard
17:15
press conferences for some of his vaguest
17:17
answers. I'll play one of the reporter's
17:20
questions and then I want you to guess
17:22
the cliche the rookie responded
17:24
with. Oh sweet. Ellis you're up first.
17:26
Here is Connor Baddard in a press conference from
17:29
last January when he was playing for Canada's
17:31
World Juniors. What has to happen
17:33
for Canada to be successful tonight? Um
17:35
I think we gotta play a little. A little
17:38
harder out there. We gotta play a little faster. We gotta get
17:40
in there deep. We gotta get those pucks friggin moving. Let's
17:43
see if you're correct. What has to happen
17:45
for Canada to be successful tonight? I
17:48
think we gotta
17:49
play a little simpler. That's what we're saying
17:51
when we're not you know going to our to our best
17:53
but you know when we got when we got the guys we got if
17:55
we're we're in there and they're not gonna have not gonna
17:57
have a very good time.
17:59
You didn't get accurate words, but you got the tone
18:02
exactly correct. Over
18:04
to you, Chris Siddiqui. Yeah. Here's Connor Bedard
18:06
at the beginning of the Black Hawks training
18:08
camp. Have a listen to this reporter's question
18:10
and get ready to complete the hockey cliché. How's
18:13
the cooking going? Because you said your mom was instrumental,
18:16
you know,
18:17
early on in your career. How are
18:19
you doing it solo?
18:21
How
18:23
did Connor Bedard react to the
18:25
cooking question, Chris? He's like, yeah.
18:32
Anyone for the steal? Oh, yeah. You know, you
18:34
just you got to get in there. You got to add
18:36
that salt. You got to chop up those veggies. You
18:39
know, you hope for your best. You show up every night. You hope for
18:41
your best. Sometimes you get a soup going.
18:44
You got to move that spatula around. 110 cents. Through
18:46
the pot. Here is
18:48
actual Connor Bedard. How's
18:50
the cooking going? Because you said your mom was instrumental,
18:53
you know, early on in your career.
18:56
Yeah, I just kind of FaceTime her, put her
18:58
on the counter and tell her what to do. So
19:02
she's making it easy on me. But yeah,
19:04
maybe try to be a lot more independent
19:06
at some point.
19:09
Well, there you go. Very good job, panel. And good luck
19:11
to Connor Bedard. And let me just remind you, you
19:14
will miss 100 percent of the shallots
19:16
you don't bake. Y'all
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real. Limited capacity is
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a collection of six darkly amusing
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stories about the mysterious ways we interact
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with the Internet and with each other. There's
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something going on with him. It's like an
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act. I don't trust him. What?
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You're staring at me like I should say something, but I don't really know what to do here. That's
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the whole name of the game. Don't talk
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about how the town isn't real. You understand?
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This week the Toronto Star said the cyclical
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arrow symbol for recycling needs
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to be updated. The new image
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will more accurately reflect the recycling
20:13
process by depicting a garbage truck
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just taking it to the same landfill as everything
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else.
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It's time for banking news. No,
20:26
it's not about inflation for once.
20:28
This story is about a good old fashioned firing.
20:31
The BBC reports that Citibank has won
20:33
a controversial lawsuit over an unfair
20:36
dismissal. The employee
20:38
thought he was wrongfully fired after claiming
20:40
something on a business trip to Amsterdam.
20:44
What did the bank sack the man for
20:46
claiming in Amsterdam? Just
20:49
a whole mess of tulips. Just
20:52
expensed a bunch of tulips? Yeah.
20:55
Well, he expensed the cost
20:58
that he put out of a replica
21:00
of Hans Brinker's finger in a
21:02
dike. A legitimate banking
21:05
expense, I think, in these
21:07
times of, you know, recessionary
21:10
economies. Gavin,
21:12
I don't appreciate Eric talking about me like
21:14
that. It's an old Dutch
21:16
folktale. The
21:19
BBC News headline reads Citibank wins case
21:21
after sacking banker over two
21:23
sandwich lunch claim. Whoa.
21:27
The employee expensed two sandwiches,
21:29
two coffees, and two entrees. Unrageous.
21:33
Why was the employee fired from an international
21:35
bank over the double chow? Well,
21:38
I would assume it's because when he ordered that much,
21:40
that's too much and you can't expect banks.
21:44
Incorrect Eric. Well, the bank didn't understand
21:47
that this was the Dutch tweak on
21:49
the Dutch treat, whereby you
21:51
can lunch alone and still
21:54
spread the bill with yourself. that
22:00
he was expensing a meal for another
22:02
person, which
22:03
is not allowed. According
22:05
to sections 3.11 and 3.15 of the City Expense Management Policy,
22:11
spousal travel and meals are
22:13
not reimbursable. Whoa! The
22:16
sacked employee, however, denied that he
22:18
shared the double order with someone else.
22:21
What was his explanation for ordering two
22:23
coffees and two sandwiches? He
22:25
needed another one, another Mila
22:27
Kraffman, so no one would know that he's cripplingly
22:29
lonely. And he could just keep saying,
22:32
like, oh no, she's coming! She
22:35
just was in the bathroom, I guess. Now
22:38
it's extra sad that he got fired. Erica?
22:43
Well, he was likely high and had the munchies,
22:45
you know, and then... That's
22:46
what I'm telling you! Of course.
22:49
And,
22:49
you know, one sandwich,
22:51
two sandwich, well, I have one sandwich, you can have
22:53
two, or you can have another cup of coffee. Yeah, you know, he could have gone
22:55
on. Probably a lot of things he didn't charge,
22:58
like the pound of butter that he put away too and
23:00
things like that. He
23:02
told the bank the coffees were very small
23:04
and that he ordered the second sandwich to eat
23:07
later. However, it was the two entrees
23:09
that really caught the attention of Citibank's
23:12
Security and Investigations Unit. Can
23:15
you guess which two entrees the man claimed
23:17
to have eaten in one sitting that raised
23:20
the red flag for the Citibank detectives?
23:23
Was it the lobster thermador
23:25
and the steak tartare? Did
23:28
he just get like two foods that if you ate,
23:31
they would, in your stomach, would combust? Like,
23:33
did he get Coke and Pop Rocks? The
23:36
Citibank detectives were tipped off because
23:38
he ordered a pasta pesto
23:41
and also a pasta
23:43
bolognese. Hey, that's
23:46
too much carbs for one man. I
23:49
think it all proves my theory that
23:51
he was high as a kite and
23:53
was willing
23:53
to eat anything and everything.
23:55
Yeah. All right. After
23:57
hearing this, we'll call it everything.
24:01
What do you think, Paddle? Do you believe
24:04
these two meals were all for him
24:06
or was someone else there? Oh,
24:08
someone else was there for sure. For
24:10
sure. I don't think that would hold up in a court
24:12
of law. I think it was his dealer, who he
24:15
invited. And he was like, meet me at
24:17
this restaurant. I get to pay
24:19
my city bank, bro! I
24:22
love
24:22
the idea that you would take your dealer
24:24
out for a nice meal. It's a new
24:26
world, Alice. Yeah, I remember
24:28
the
24:28
days where you'd be like, okay, please get out of my
24:30
house now. The idea of being kind
24:33
to your
24:33
dealer? Wow, what a beautiful world
24:35
we live in. Eric, where do you fall? Well,
24:37
again, my theory was
24:39
he was alone and as high
24:41
as you can possibly get. The
24:43
man eventually did admit that
24:45
someone else was indeed with him. But... The
24:48
judge's ruling was that the case is not about money
24:51
but more about the conduct of the claimant. The
24:53
judge says the man should have answered truthfully when
24:56
asked about the receipt. There
24:58
is an ironic twist that this man ended
25:00
up being fired for lying about his expenses,
25:03
considering the position he used to
25:05
hold at the bank. For
25:07
a final point in this round, what do you think his
25:10
ironic job was at Citibank? He
25:12
was the sandwich coffee counter
25:15
at Citibank, making sure that
25:17
everyone only had one serving of
25:19
a sandwich and coffee. Good
25:22
guess, Alice. Was
25:23
he president of Spaghetti?
25:25
In fact, the man
25:27
was a financial crime analyst.
25:55
Panelists, time to play around I call No Fair.
25:59
This is where we take a look at the show. some of the headlines that had
26:01
Canadians crying, hey, no
26:03
fair. We start in Toronto,
26:06
where a downtown restaurant has instituted a new
26:08
policy barring a certain clientele.
26:11
Who is forbidden from dining at
26:13
this mission star restaurant? Eric
26:15
Peterson. I
26:18
actually know it's children. The
26:21
headline from CBB News reads, Toronto restaurant
26:23
bans kids under 10. Good.
26:26
Look, it didn't make the headlines, but Eric is
26:29
also banned. Well,
26:31
I thought they were banning people that didn't know what
26:33
a claret was. What is a claret?
26:36
It's a red bardot. By God, you'll
26:38
never get into my restaurant.
26:41
That's because the only wines I know are red
26:43
and gone. The
26:46
restaurant is called Adrak, and it's Yorkville
26:48
location now has a strict no kids under 10
26:50
policy. They said the restaurant is
26:53
suited for social dining, business, and
26:55
date nights.
26:56
Not all of their customers were pleased
26:59
by the rule. Some posted negative reviews,
27:01
calling the policy blatant discrimination.
27:05
The Toronto Star asked that same question.
27:07
Is this even legal? Well,
27:09
panel, is it?
27:11
Well, as a business, I don't know. As
27:13
a business,
27:14
you have the right to refuse a customer.
27:16
Any kind of clientele? Or did the review say,
27:18
like, this restaurant is dumb and
27:21
poopy. I don't ever want it. And
27:23
you're like, I know who wrote this review. Technically,
27:27
it is legal. According to one lawyer, the Ontario
27:30
Human Rights Code offers protection from
27:32
discrimination for service, but
27:34
only for those 18 and over. Oh.
27:38
What do you think they serve at Adrak,
27:41
Yorkville? Oh, they serve chicken
27:43
nuggets
27:43
and french fries
27:46
and cheeky fingies and.
27:48
It's the
27:50
meanest fall as we ever. They
27:53
actually serve fine Indian cuisine and fancy
27:55
cocktails. Oh. Two things
27:58
kids notoriously love. I
28:00
want a Manhattan and some fucking chicken.
28:05
Where's the Alice Gobi, Father? I
28:08
kind of get like not like it's because
28:10
I went to a very very fancy restaurant when
28:13
I was first seeing my boyfriend
28:15
and it was the night that
28:17
he was trying to tell me that he loved me but
28:19
every time he'd be like he'd be like so and he'd
28:22
be like sweating and nervous and every time this kid
28:24
just came ripping by screaming
28:26
and he's like, no, no, no, no, but
28:28
to be fair your boyfriend took you to Chuck E. Cheese. Yeah,
28:31
yeah, because he
28:33
knows me. Yeah, of course
28:35
parents of young kids hungry for paneer
28:37
weren't the only ones crying no fair this
28:39
week. The Quebec government announced
28:42
that something else young people want is going to be harder
28:44
to get as of next September. For
28:46
a point, what is the Quebec government
28:49
making harder to get? Vaping?
28:53
Or is it harder to get them likes and subscribes?
28:57
No, no more like that. Having a crazy good
28:59
time coming of age in Montreal. I
29:02
think you know. I think I know. If
29:04
you're from out of the province and you're
29:07
going to university,
29:08
you're going to pay twice
29:09
the
29:11
tuition. The headline from CBC
29:13
News reads, University tuition to double
29:15
for out of province students in Quebec
29:17
starting next year. Double?
29:20
That would mean a year that costs nine thousand
29:22
dollars currently will now be seventeen
29:24
thousand dollars next September.
29:27
International students will pay a minimum of twenty
29:29
thousand dollars. Some
29:31
out of province students will be exempt from
29:33
the tuition hike. Who will still be able to afford
29:36
name brand craft dinner next semester
29:38
in Quebec?
29:38
Anybody who knows all of the lyrics
29:41
to Say Lala Wien. That
29:44
would be wonderful, but no, it is students
29:47
who are already attending.
29:49
Their tuition will not go up. So if you're in your
29:51
first year, you won't have to pay double for your second
29:53
year. Well, I would hope so. What is this, Netflix?
29:57
Excuse me.
29:58
Also, students who are part of an industry. international
30:00
agreement from countries like France or
30:02
Belgium. All right, the French-speaking
30:05
ones are off. Why
30:09
does the Quebec government say the price hike
30:11
is necessary? To protect
30:14
the French culture and language. Yes, you
30:16
are correct. To protect the French
30:18
language, which is necessary. The target
30:20
of this is mostly English language universities.
30:23
The tuition hike is expected to bring in about $110 million. And
30:26
a portion will go to preserve, protect,
30:28
and enhance Quebec's French
30:31
language universities.
30:32
I
30:35
heard
30:35
that all of you. How
30:37
do you enhance the French language?
30:41
More accent-e-gues? It's
30:45
accent-e-gues for everyone. You
30:49
get a accent-e-gue, and you get an accent-e-gue,
30:52
and you get an accent-e-gue. A
30:57
city news Montreal headline reads,
31:00
defending tuition increase, Premier Legault says
31:03
survival of French language is at risk.
31:06
Do
31:06
they know about France?
31:07
Well, interestingly,
31:09
I would
31:11
have assumed that the
31:13
chances of increasing the use
31:15
of French language is
31:18
having people come from other places that don't speak
31:21
French might be to the point.
31:22
I mean, it's easy to say. We
31:25
in
31:25
English Canada don't feel threatened in that
31:27
way. So I find,
31:30
even though I'm somewhat dismayed
31:32
at their policies, I have to admit
31:35
that I'm not in the same, I don't
31:38
live the same existence that they do and feel
31:42
that my language and my culture is
31:44
under attack. I'm looking for real
31:46
answers here. Can you name the three
31:49
English language universities in
31:51
Quebec? Miguel, Bishops,
31:55
and Concordia.
31:59
Chris Siddiqui for the point.
32:03
Eagle-eyed Chris Siddiqui who lip-read the
32:05
men in the audience.
32:12
Somehow we've reached the end of another
32:14
exciting Because News. Our
32:16
champion this week is
32:18
Eric Peterson. My
32:24
congratulations Eric, you have
32:26
the honor of reading our credits. I
32:29
am Gavin Crawford offering my congratulations
32:32
to the Walt Disney Company on its 100th anniversary,
32:36
mostly because I assume they somehow
32:38
own this show. You
32:40
can never be sure. We'll see you next time. Why?
32:43
Because News! Give
32:45
it up for Alice Moran,
32:48
baby!
32:57
This
32:59
is Eric Peterson, winner
33:02
of Because News. Congratulations
33:04
to my runners-up, Alice Moran
33:07
and Chris Siddiqui, who I haven't seen for months.
33:11
Because News is written and produced by
33:13
Elizabeth Bowie, David
33:15
Carroll, Gavin Crawford, Phil
33:18
Leung and Jess Klimowski. This
33:21
week we had help from Jan Caruana and
33:23
John Blair. Rounding out
33:25
the team, Aaron Conway, Bronwyn
33:28
Page, Errol Gonsalves
33:31
and our recording engineer, wonderful
33:34
Paul Hull.
33:53
For more CBC Podcasts, go
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