I hope somebody tells Simon it's the '5-second rule' not the '5-minute rule.' Gross. Welcome to season 2! Simon doesn't have a new voice actor, my voice actually changed that much. If you want to find out why, check out my TikTok @noahcoreyc,

Bonus

A 41 Second Announcement About Episode 10 And The Ethics Of Ghost Sex

Oct 11th, 2020 41s

Episode 10 Is coming soon! Here's our social media: Check out our Twitter for EVEN MORE GHOST ADVICE UwU: https://twitter.com/hellish_bedtime And our Tumblr (if you want to see my one god-awful TikTok attempt): https://certainly-not-s

The Watching Man

Sep 21st, 2020 22m

Dude I don't know, sometimes life's just scary. Season two starts May 2021 <3 Check out our Twitter for evil soup recipes: https://twitter.com/hellish_bedtime

Missing Pepper

Sep 7th, 2020 21m 13s

Simon makes soup, gossips about his boss, and ignores his self-directed internalized homophobia. Sorry I didn't upload last weekend, I was freaking out because I came out to my parents last Saturday (they were exceptionally cool about it) (than

Squid Squid Squid

Aug 16th, 2020 20m 50s

Are you ready to join the Squid Squad?!? Yeah? Well, you're going to be disappointed because this episode isn't about that. Content Warning: Suicide Mention New episodes every other Sunday. Check out our Twitter! I

Computer Koi

Aug 3rd, 2020 23m 16s

In this episode Simon brings you to the astral plane to talk to Isaac, roll around in popcorn, and ride a toy train. Also, always remember that if you trap somebody in a jar like a butterfly, you've gotta poke some holes in the lid. Cont

Ten Years Ago

Jul 21st, 2020 22m 32s

Sometimes an ageless deity gives you drugs(?) & helps you redecorate your house. Sometimes you and your childhood best friend fall in love after you have a mental break. Sometimes you don't upload your podcast for three weeks because you're an

Spaghetti Owl

Jun 21st, 2020 23m 37s

You only really need one supportive person to change your life (except sometimes the supportive person is a giant owl)(and sometimes they try to eat you instead of being supportive).Also, the rooster from the background audio says she loves you

The Moth And The Shadow

Jun 7th, 2020 25m 24s

Simon has the tea on Isaac, a man who has constant near-death experiences, but never actually dies. New episodes every other Sunday.Social Media: Twitter: https://twitter.com/hellish_bedtimeFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/HellishBedtime/

Ballerina

May 24th, 2020 23m 11s

Simon The Demon is back to tell you about ballerinas, human sacrifice, and pissing off his boss (who happens to be a massive inhuman monster, but it's finnneeee).New episodes every other Sunday.Find us on Social Media: Twitter: https://twitter.

Teeth

May 11th, 2020 17m 55s

A sad demon called Simon tells you about yogurt, the giant cat that rules hell, and teeth. New episodes every other Sunday, and find us on Facebook and Twitter.

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