Oh man - Beware of the Yeast of the Pharisees and Sadducees! that makes about as much sense to you as it did the Jesus followers back in the day. Check out Neil just reminding us what happened before and Chris's drunken commentary.

Ep. 73 - The Bipartisan Demand for Proof and Whales - Matthew 16.1 - 4

Mar 13th, 2024 31m 57s

Ep. 73 - The Bipartisan Demand for Proof and Whales - Matthew 16.1 - 4 by Beer and Bible

Non-Episode-Jesus the Human (or Chris and Neil Crank Up The Blasphemy)-Tangent Night

Feb 29th, 2024 42m 10s

What starts out as Chris's inebriated question devolves into multiple thoughts that are not suitable for a Sunday morning church service. Enjoy our thoughts and reflection.

Non-Episode-Jesus the Human (or Chris and Neil Crank Up The Blasphemy)-Tangent Night

Feb 29th, 2024 42m 10s

What starts out as Chris's inebriated question devolves into multiple thoughts that are not suitable for a Sunday morning church service. Enjoy our thoughts and reflection.

Ep. 72 - Lunch with Jesus In 4K - Matthew 15.29 - 39

Feb 22nd, 2024 35m 26s

Ep. 72 - Lunch with Jesus In 4K - Matthew 15.29 - 39 by Beer and Bible

Ep. 71- Slightly Racist Jesus - Matthew 15.21-28

Feb 15th, 2024 31m 44s

Ep. 71- Slightly Racist Jesus - Matthew 15.21-28 by Beer and Bible

Ep. 70 Matthew -Jesus may need cultural sensitivity training - 15.1-20

Feb 8th, 2024 41m 49s

Ep. 70 Matthew -Jesus may need cultural sensitivity training - 15.1-20 by Beer and Bible

Buy Chris A Beer - What do you think heaven will be like?

Feb 1st, 2024 40m 18s

Buy Chris A Beer - What do you think heaven will be like? by Beer and Bible

Ep. 69- -Matthew 14.22-36

Jan 25th, 2024 39m 51s

Ep. 69- -Matthew 14.22-36 by Beer and Bible

Ep. 68-Jesus Rallies an Army with Salted Fish and Toast -Matthew 14.13 - 21

Jan 18th, 2024 31m 42s

Take a step out of church (or keep avoiding it), and let's read this story with a different spin - Jesus feed 5,000 "powerless" people and we discuss a different path Jesus could have taken in become a religious/politcal figure in the first cen

Ep. 67- The Herods, a pre-teen dance routine, and a beheading - Matthew 14.1-12

Jan 11th, 2024 44m 10s

Well, this is an interesting story, but it gets dark. Apologies in advance. This does not have a good ending.

Buy Chris A Beer 1 - Chris And Neil Retell Bible Stories

Jan 4th, 2024 42m 27s

Alright trying something new this year with a practice for answering questions, completely un-researched, but you get raw thoughts from Chris and Neil. the first question comes from our Co-Questioner Cynthia, asking us to retell our favorite B

Christmas 2023 Part 2 - God Messes Around, Joseph Finds Out -Matthew 1.18-25

Dec 22nd, 2023 48m 2s

Last time we focused on Mary, now we're looking at what Joseph's options in the story. . . Let's face it, in this story, God put them in a REALLY difficult situation.

Christmas 2023 Part 1- A Legal Case for Stoning Jesus's Mom - Deuteronomy 22.22-24

Dec 21st, 2023 34m 14s

According to the Torah (the first five books of the Jewish Tanakh and the Christian Bible), If a woman is engaged to man and has sex with another man prior to the wedding, both the man and woman should be put to death.This makes things a bit

Ep. 66 Jesus the Mason and Neil Avoids A Hate Crime - Matthew 13.53-58

Jul 19th, 2023 21m 22s

Ep. 66 Jesus the Mason and Neil Avoids A Hate Crime - Matthew 13.53-58 by Beer and Bible

Ep. 65- Jesus’ Pyromania in a Long Cryptocurrency Ad - Matthew 13.43-52

Jul 5th, 2023 41m 15s

Ep. 65- Jesus’ Pyromania in a Long Cryptocurrency Ad - Matthew 13.43-52 by Beer and Bible

Ep. 64- Parables on Mustard and Sourdough set to Minivan Rock- Matthew 13.31-42

Jun 21st, 2023 42m 21s

Ep. 64- Parables on Mustard and Sourdough set to Minivan Rock- Matthew 13.31-42 by Beer and Bible

Ep. 63 - Parable of the Wheat and Psychoactive Fungus Weed - Matthew 13.24 - 30

Jun 7th, 2023 29m 20s

This time we get into the WEEDS a bit. ahahaha. ugh . . .anyways, we cover another one of the parables in Matthew and chat it up about this weird passage, and continuously get off track and talk about Satan.

Ep. 62 - More Palestinian Farming With Less Answers - Matthew 13.10 - 23

May 10th, 2023 42m 10s

Sometimes we wonder how much you'll get out of this when we probably provide more questions than answers. . . BUT, maybe you will find a few entertaining stories, such as Chris talking about his son reading through the book of Revelation.

Ep. 61 - Seed Sown and Keeping Robert Frost Out of Your Bible Study - Matthew 13.1 - 9

Apr 19th, 2023 28m 52s

This time we are introducing the "parables" - a section of teaching in Matthew where Jesus gives short stories/allegories for his audience to drive home a concept.

Ep. 60 - Jesus, a Racist Prophet, and an African Queen - Matthew 12.38-50

Apr 5th, 2023 37m 27s

Ep. 60 - Jesus, a Racist Prophet, and an African Queen - Matthew 12.38-50 by Beer and Bible

Ep. 59 - Jesus the Egyptian Sorcerer and the Unforgivable Sin - Matthew 12.22

Mar 22nd, 2023 41m 56s

Ep. 59 - Jesus the Egyptian Sorcerer and the Unforgivable Sin - Matthew 12.22 by Beer and Bible

Non - Episode - How To Read The Bible (If Your Dumb)

Mar 2nd, 2023 49m 38s

Chris and Neil give their tips on how to read the Bible if you are curious, but not really into this religion. There's a lot out there on how to read the bible as a Christian, but not much out there on how to read an ancient text for fun/educa