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Hey fuckers. Welcome to another

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exciting round of beer Thursday. We

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are here for you every week, just like last

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week and the week before and the

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multiple years there before and after. And

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we are here today with this very special

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round. would

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say sort of round two of a

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round around

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the part two of, of the round. What.

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yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, we did, we did this round a

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while back creative cussing or things

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we say when we can't really

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think about what we're saying and it just comes

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out of our mouths. It just kind

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of shits out the mouth, just right out

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there.

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Just like some diary

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Diarrhea. Yeah. It, it, it, it, it's

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for, it just bypasses the brain and

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goes straight out the mouth. That's

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what it does.

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and just look looking at the list. I

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was just laughing.

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There's so many. Great, so now

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I, I know with you, with me like

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a lot of these come up when I

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have been cut

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off in traffic or just someone's just pissed

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me off for, for

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whatever reason. And it's

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usually, it's something, it's not something I would

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say to someone in person. Else

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I get laughed at, but but

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it's definitely something I, I just like

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today, I, I said, I

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said somebody

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got over in front of me and

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then they just slowed down and I'm like, it's

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the one on the right. You dick shit. Not

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exactly sure why I would put those

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two words together, but

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what? What is a big shit?

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I

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I don't know.

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that would, oh, well, that's

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not even on the list,

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It's not even a list. Just something happened

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today. Yeah,

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It happened today. That's

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happened today.

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live cussing,

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practically live Yeah, it's practically live.

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Yeah.

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I, I have two similar ones. One

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of them I say when I'm actually pissed

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off, and then one I say

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just kind of as a. Explicative

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Explicative exp. Exploitative.

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Expl. Expletive. I've

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heard it both ways

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Yeah.

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I'm, when I'm not mad, and

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it's kind of funny. So

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the one I say when I'm, when I'm pissed

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off about it, is shit on a motherfucker.

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Ooh. It seems serious though.

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It seems, you know, it seems

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like we're not messing around here.

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No, I'm a little pissed, so it's shit

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on a motherfucker

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Shit. I dunno. Motherfucker, I

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always love, I love the, I saw the

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one you have up here. I don't know if you've, you, if

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this, or you or me or both of us, but

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son of a whore,

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that you know who uses that one a lot or

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at least used to? Stephen King

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and a lot of his older novels

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Really?

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used son of a whore a lot. I

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would like to go back and revisit some of

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the, his older books just

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be, just for his creative cussing

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Yeah. So.

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and I need to, I need to pay more attention next

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time because there's a couple of characters in

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Wizard and Glass I think, that

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have a lot of cuss

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phrases too, but it's, it's been a little too long.

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Yeah.

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So I saw another one

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on this list. One that, that that

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comes outta my mouth far too often

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is as fuck

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Yes. I use that a lot too.

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do you?

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Yeah. Like in tra someone does something stupid in

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traffic

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you as fuck

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Yeah. It's

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so harsh.

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it's very harsh. it's very

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very harsh. Yeah.

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And we were just talking about before. From

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the, from the movie, from vacation Chevy

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Chase said this when he is like, you're,

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you're driving and somebody's like, cuts

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you off so you can get in front of him. You're like my

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rubber I'm

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not sure that's what you really meant, sir.

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No. Why? Why is it, why

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are these so funny? No,

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the the other related one, I say when

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something happens that's kind of an explicative,

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but I'm not really pissed, then

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I'll say shit on a biscuit

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Oh yeah. Yeah.

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and I'll usually say it with kind of the, I guess

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a Texas or Southern accent. I

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least like shit on a biscuit.

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That seems like it's kind of in the same, I

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don't know. Same, uh uh,

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fuck, I don't know.

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and, and, and maybe it's a, it's

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a good, like the, like a weather vein. You can tell

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how

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Yeah.

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pissed someone is. Do they say shit

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on a motherfucker or is it shit on a biscuit?

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Yeah. You know,

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one that I don't see on here that I say a

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lot

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Ooh,

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is fuck Stick

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Now

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you fuck stick.

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what? A Huh?

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Now that was my nickname in college. So is

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that are you sure that

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but it was for a different reason. I'm sure. what?

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I've heard it both ways.

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Indeed, indeed, Now

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this is one, I think when I added it, I

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had actually used it because I got pissed

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off at someone. Maybe

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we should drive more Maybe that's

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where most of these come from

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Yeah.

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is from driving. But

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You know, maybe we should just drive

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with a little recorder and just let it go

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while we're driving and see

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what happens.

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You hear all the interviews I do with myself,

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but I do have memories of something

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happening and going fucking

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ass, fucking face.

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that's serious right there. That is

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mean, if someone says that, you know,

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Yeah.

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they're really. Pissed off.

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Well, Jay, I don't, I don't wanna, I

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don't wanna get you in the cussing mood or anything, but

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I think it's about time for a toast. We

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are at that, that famous seven

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minute mark

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All right. Well, is it is,

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I guess is, is it my turn to toast?

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Yes, because I'm the one that gave the really

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bad

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Okay. Well, I'm about to give

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a bad one because I don't have one prepared, so,

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I think you're gonna enjoy this. I, I know I

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am. So, Shayne, here's

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to cussing. Wait,

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no, hold on. I'm not done. Fuck.

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Cheers.

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You know what? It wasn't bad. It was good.

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Yeah. Well, so,

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and another one that I heard now this

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one. That,

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his fox Stick

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is this one that you put down or

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that I had said, because I

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have, I've heard my. My

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wife's cousin, my wife's

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cousin say that this to her. 'cause they always

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love to use creative names

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when they, when they talk to each other. And

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one time he referred to her as Douch

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Noggle nozzle, or

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maybe it was her to him, but it was douche

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nozzle

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Douche nozzle, I

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and I thought that was fricking genius. douche

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nole.

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douche nozzle is,

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I guess that would be the the nozzle on

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the like the,

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Okay. No need to

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about it right now.

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No need to overthink it.

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Yeah, you can, you can overthink these things.

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You can. You really can.

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Thank. Oh, man. Yeah. That reminds me of our

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movie lines. Another one that I use from the

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Three Amigos. You can overplan these things.

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it's true.

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Right, now I'm, I

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think I've heard this one from you, and

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I don't know why. I always picture

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symbols like the the

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high hat,

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Yeah,

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whatever, but ass hat.

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that's, yeah, I think I've said that before.

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Is that, is

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that a a hat you wear on your ass

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or

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Yeah. I mean, you're, you're basically

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saying, you know, Hey

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man you're an ass hat. Like

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you're all you're good for is, I

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guess sitting on someone's head. I

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mean, I don't know. That's kinda stupid. Now think

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about it,

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I.

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Mr. Motherfucker. Mr.

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Motherfucker, please tell me the

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origin of that one.

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I don't even remember it. You

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know Probably one of my wives now that I think

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about

9:45

one of your wives.

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that to one of my, one of my wives.

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Yeah. Her name was Mr.

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How many wives do you have?

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that I

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think that's one that my wife came up with is Mr.

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Motherfucker.

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Oh, I love it. It's, it's, It

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is so professional. It's just, excuse

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me, Mr. Motherfucker

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do you think we could create a, a

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fake Facebook profile?

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Mr. Motherfucker.

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That's Doctor Motherfucker

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Oh my God.

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I didn't go to 12 years of motherfucker school

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to be called Mr. Motherfucker

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It's Dr. Mr. Motherfucker to

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you, sir or Madam

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Okay? So I, I

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think this is one of yours.

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Uhhuh

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So maybe you could tell me, tell me

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what a stink wrinkle is.

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Stink. Winkle

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a stink wrinkle.

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Stink Wrinkle. I

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don't remember. Is that one of mine? have

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been. I sometimes I get so angry.

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Nothing like today. I, I

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also said I

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also said, please don't bother putting on

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a signal. You piece of fun. Fun,

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Piece of what?

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Fun, fun. like,

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I've, I've said things that make

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absolutely no sense because

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I'm so mad that words are, are kind

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of alluding me, not actual

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words. I mean, I can't use actual words.

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They're like, I've

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cre, I it's creative. I've, it's

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literally creative cussing because I'm

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creating words,

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It's not a curse word at all.

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It's just

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not even a word.

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fun. Fun.

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Fun, fun,

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after you said it

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fun.

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did, you crack yourself? Fun

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fuck yeah, I did then

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I was no longer mad

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So see it as a purpose. It's

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not just,

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does.

11:44

it's not just profanity, it's not just dirty

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for the sake of being dirty. I mean, what's What's

11:50

more healthy than laughter?

11:52

Yeah, it's true.

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if you can make yourself Ja laugh,

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Jay

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Mm-hmm.

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can you make yourself laugh Jay? Apparently

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so.

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Now, one, sometimes I'll do

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this, like I'll, instead of cuss

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I'll just say something like, Now,

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was that completely necessary?

12:19

Huh? I get asked that a lot. For some reason.

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dick lips? Is that one of yours?

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I don't think so. 'cause I was gonna ask you what it is,

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I don't know. It might be. I don't know. I get it's,

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I just get so like mad when I'm,

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I'm, driving. Words just come out that

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make no sense.

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No it's not.

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Or that I don't remember

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It's not lips that are on said

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appendage

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No,

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perhaps, but maybe lips that are

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frequently like, like worse

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than a brown nose

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no. The dick lips, that means that their, their

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dicks, their lips that normally

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surround a penis. Usually.

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Okay.

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Usually the, yeah.

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that's what I was trying to say by

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trying

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it. is like a rim job, but with a penis

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Explicit

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We're really earning that this week, aren't we?

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we we should charge for this. Right

13:24

now, this one I owe to a, an

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ex-girlfriend from a long time ago.

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And if I got nothing else outta

13:32

that relationship I got, that's

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about as fucked up as a shit sandwich.

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I like it. It's very concise.

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You get, you get to the point, I

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think you, it's a pretty it's

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pretty specific.

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It's not one that you yell in anger.

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It's one that you see something messed up

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and you're like, well, that's about, it's fucked up.

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It's a shit sandwich.

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That's about as fucked up as it got. Now,

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I don't know about you, but I al sometimes I

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think this might be one of mine. Every

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once in a while I get, when I get angry, I say,

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or, and it might end me even be in traffic 'cause

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I just get angry at something I did. I'll say, shit,

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fuck Don't

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know why. I think just putting those two words

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together, because they're two of the worst,

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two of the more bad cuss words,

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Well, I think we did have from the last one we had shit

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fucker. So

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shit, fucker. Yeah.

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they, they do go though. They

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do go. There's probably a. Yeah,

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there's some, there's some variants coming

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up. Ooh. You know, we're getting up, we're getting deep

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into the, the 15th minute here, so we

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might have to save some of these for, for another, but

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this is one I heard at work. There's

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a, there's a guy at work who knows gear

14:53

better than anyone I've

14:55

ever met, and so he's discussing

14:58

with this other person, options

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for a monitor. This person could

15:03

have. For their, their work

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area And

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this person says, I don't give

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a broken fuck what monitor I.

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But, but he

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Why did I take a drink at that time?

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spit tank. He just cleaned up a spilled

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beer

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Oh geez.

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and just serious and a little

15:24

bit angry as as possible as

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I don't give a broken fuck

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fuck.

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I was Do you mind

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if I use that for my podcast? Because,

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I love that. That's a great one.

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Don't give. Can

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we copyright any of these, do you think?

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I don't, I don't,

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Michael

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would we want to, I mean,

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I'm just wondering, just asking for a friend now.

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Eat my rubber dick lips. Copyright

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Michael Scott.

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My dick lips now

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there's one I use a lot. It's not really cu,

15:59

it's not cussing, but what, and it's

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just something

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I say and it's, it's not even out

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of anger, it's just something I like to say. 'cause

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when it's hot, like I say, it's hot as

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fuck out here, or

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you know, or one,

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one of my favorite goes to go-tos.

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I'm like, it's. I'm

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hotter than a whore in church That's

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one of my favorite ones.

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Well, dear Beer, we would love

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for you to. Share

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your creative cuss phrases with

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us. Doesn't matter how creative they are, as

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long as it's cussing

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we encourage you to cast dear

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yes, cuss as much as you can and

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share it with us. In fact, create

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a video, post it and tag us. I'm

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sure that Instagram, whoever will make

16:55

you take it down, but you know what? Fuck

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'em.

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Fuck 'em all.

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Well, we hope that you have laughed. You have

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laughed as much as we have. Don't worry,

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we have at least another,

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maybe two more rounds of creative

17:14

cussing on the way. We could have much more than that. If

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you would help us out, share yours with us, and

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we will give you credit for it and

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maybe. Just maybe

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you can hear your own creative

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phrase cussed right back at

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you in the next explicit

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round of.