I absolutely mean it when I say today's Man of Below Average Credentials is a lot. And yes—we are only looking at one profile today because this bio, comprised of 15(!) screenshots, paints quite the picture of who this man is and what he wants... too bad the takeaway is that he doesn't really seem to know what dating actually is. Join us for the overshare of a lifetime, several exasperated sighs, and tips on how "Ted" might actually attract the kind of woman he's looking for. 

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