You remember that scene in the Watchmen movie when Rorschach says, "I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with me!" I think later on he also breaks into a jig and asks "Can I get a bitta that Kit Kat bar?" But I digress, and I also lose the original point of what I was saying, which I found upon snacking on a Kit Kat bar! Kit Kat -- throw us some bones. What I mean is that with the quarantine being extended through the month, you're gonna have a long time to get to know us via our brilliant segments and incandescent riffs. We've got 3 classically great features this week, plus an update on the inaugural Jack Russell Cup which comes complete with a fresh YouTube channel! Suck it out the reservoir.

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