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Hi, it's Hannah Burner and

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Des Bishop. Thanks for calling the Burner

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phone. If you leave a message after the tone,

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we may have to make it into a podcast.

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What's up my little dialers? You

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get to experience our relationship

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as we are long distance for, is

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this the third week in a row?

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I think this is the, this

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is our third remote, maybe, yeah, third

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remote episode. No, fourth, this is our fourth.

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Really? So you guys have realized that

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we never see each other and that's the strength

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that makes a marriage last. But

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we're gonna see each other soon.

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Except that I was

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supposed to be back on Tuesday. He

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was. And we

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had a, we've had a health scare over

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here in Dublin. So

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we're not gonna get

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too dramatic, but I got an MRI

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just on my stupid shoulder for like, you

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know, just literally everything's easier to

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do in Ireland, scan wise. So while

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I was here, I was like, Oh, I'll get an MRI of some shoulder pain.

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And then something else showed up in my stupid MRI.

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And there's not any major cause

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for concern, but enough that I'm

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getting further scans. So

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dialers don't, don't worry. Hannah

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still wants you to think that it's a good idea

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to date an older man, but this

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is the reality of being with a boomer. I'm

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not a boomer. Speaking of

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boomers, we wanted

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to do this episode. I love how I just like

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went on to the next thing. But yes, we're

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sending love to doesn't Ireland as he gets his scans.

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But first, you tried to go on to the

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next thing. Then you tried to then eat.

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Now it sounds like dramatic. You

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want to get, I don't do,

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don't do my thinking. You know,

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it's it's fine. It is what it is But

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speaking of boomers and my boomer husband

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We wanted to talk about different generations

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because doesn't I get asked about it a lot?

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Obviously, we're different generations does

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gets along with my parents really well because they talk about

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the 80s together I'm

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hardcore millennial, but I identify

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as Gen Z I don't

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pass as Gen Z, but I do wear my hair

2:24

in a middle part. It's a whole thing but

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generations are fascinating to

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talk about right now

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and I feel like more than ever

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because of TikTok and Podcasts

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multiple generations are consuming the same media

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and it's kind of like crazy

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times

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Hey, I I have to say that I'm

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with you on everything you said except for the last

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part actually that

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the now there's a chance that you

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can actually Stay with your generation

2:51

a lot more in the past There

2:53

was only the television and the radio Actually

2:56

the multiple generations used to consume

2:58

the same media more now. There's actually

3:00

you're right

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now because of algorithms Everyone

3:03

has their bubbles. However, if you're

3:05

like me and you love Gen Z stuff I can

3:08

I got on the Gen Z algorithm and

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I fully consumed that stuff And

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you're still on chiropractor videos, which

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is totally fine but

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Hannah you're not the first person to To

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not accept their age and identify

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with the younger generation

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Which which you know that that's not

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a new thing. I like it's great. It's great

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that you're keeping down with the youth

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Yeah, I like

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to stay hip as they call it I

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like to the kids they keep me young but I also

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do want to acknowledge that I'm fully

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embracing getting older and I can't wait

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to be older and just like respected

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and Like when I say I'm

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tired people just listen to you and they

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leave you

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alone Yeah, well if you listen to these messages coming

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through you you'll find that

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The older people are not being respected,

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but

3:58

the older people are also not respecting the young.

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In fact, I'm quite surprised the

4:03

animosity

4:04

that's out there

4:07

for the different generation. Was it a war

4:09

zone? There's a war going on outside.

4:11

No man is safe from. You can run, but you can't

4:13

hide forever. I mean, I was shook. I

4:17

was shook. Dave,

4:18

I love when you break into song.

4:21

Mob deep. But anyway,

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I was, you know, that's

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why I think it's a good topic because there's

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a, actually I'll tell you what I think. I

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think that like probably for the first time

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since like the hippie era, there's

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more awareness of the different

4:39

generations now than there has been since

4:41

then. And there's a lot

4:43

of name calling

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accusations, sweeping

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generalizations that are being

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sort of lobbed

4:54

across no man's land at the different generations.

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And one thing you do learn as you get older is like, I

4:59

remember when everyone was shitting on millennials,

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they were like, millennials are lazy

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and you know, millennials don't have jobs

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and they don't know how to take care of themselves and

5:08

everyone hated millennials. And then a younger generation

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came and then everyone started hating on them.

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And you realize like, oh, like the Gen

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Z's are going to be the old ones eventually.

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So everyone, you know, gets their

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come arounds. Is that a saying?

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I mean, they're comeuppance.

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They're

5:25

comeuppance. Yeah. That's a thing.

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And the one thing that

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I kept feeling throughout this is like, you

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know, there's so many different dynamics

5:35

at play. But the one thing that

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the older, the older you get, the one

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thing you have over a younger generation,

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and I'm not always saying it's a positive, but

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there's just, they can't

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know what it's like to be older, you know? And

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when I was younger and people would say that,

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I would think like that that

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was like a cop out for them, not, you know,

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embracing something new. But

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on the flip side. Now that I'm older, the

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one thing that you can't know when you're younger

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is what it's like to get older. True. And

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that is an advantage, I think, wisdom-wise. But

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obviously it's a disadvantage in terms

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of being set in your ways, which is very much

6:14

a theme throughout the messages. Yeah, and you don't

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realize

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how wise older

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people are until you get older

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and you're like, wow, I was fucking stupid

6:23

back then. But then also-

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That's a joke. I would joke, I was saying on stage, it's

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one of the things I hate most about being older

6:29

is realizing how full of shit I was. Yeah. And

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actually, I don't use the past tense, I say

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realize how full of shit I am. Back

6:36

in the day, you know what I think happens

6:38

sometimes? I'm going to keep this personal

6:40

for me.

6:43

My bullshit

6:45

meter goes off in real time

6:47

these days. So actually,

6:50

I can actually hear

6:52

the bullshit coming out of my mouth now

6:55

in real time. Whereas I couldn't

6:57

hear it coming out of my- I actually

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thought that I wasn't full of shit and

7:03

it would just fly out.

7:04

Oh, and now you're like, oh, I'm

7:06

just talking shit to talk shit.

7:08

I just become aware of it and

7:10

I can't do it, you know? Yeah. Or

7:14

it gets edited out of the podcast.

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No,

7:17

but you're right. You don't want

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to deal with the fake stuff and you only have enough

7:22

energy to keep it real. But I feel like sometimes

7:24

the older generation lies to the younger generation.

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I guess it's not a lie, but

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sometimes I remember older generation would be like, oh,

7:32

you're in college, best years of your life. That

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was not the best years of my life. I remember being like, this

7:37

is horrible. Why is everyone- if this is the best of yours, I

7:39

really am scared of what's to come. Or

7:41

they'll be like, oh- Nah,

7:42

I tell people 30s is the best years of your

7:44

life. Ooh, I can't wait. Especially

7:47

in the modern era.

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What about the year that you met me?

7:51

Oh, yeah, great year. Global pandemic,

7:54

thousands of people dying. I

7:58

couldn't leave your house. A

8:01

lot of dogs that got adopted and then

8:03

returned great year great

8:05

year We're so

8:07

romantic But

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no no the You

8:14

know just to conclude cuz I feel like I didn't articulate

8:16

it well When I say I realize

8:19

how full of shit I am I basically I miss

8:21

I Miss the naivety

8:24

of youth and I miss the certainty of

8:26

youth, you know, I just Things

8:28

were just more black and white when I was younger. I think

8:30

and I think it's just a natural thing I think it's like some

8:33

survival technique. You have to yeah on

8:35

your place in the world. So you don't have time

8:37

to be overly analytic

8:39

analytical of what you feel and what you think and

8:41

I Miss that

8:43

but I also think the black and white of them when

8:45

you're young like when something bad would happen You'd

8:48

literally be like this is the end and it would

8:50

be like you got a bad, you know score

8:52

on a test or like You're going through a breakup.

8:54

You're like this It was so scary when you're

8:57

older so many shitty things have happened

8:59

that like you don't even get affected by

9:01

it anymore Which is like so powerful because

9:03

you're like

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What is this world gonna throw at me that I haven't

9:06

already seen or feel

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prepared to handle? So I like that

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cuz when I was younger, I was always scared like this

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is it. This is when I can't get

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back This is how it all ends

9:16

for me. And it's like

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it's your friend pretty relevant you back

9:20

Let me relevant should we get into it? I thought

9:22

I had cancer all morning, but anyway, and

9:24

you know, I still do but anyway Let's

9:27

go. Let's go

9:30

Let's get into it Oh,

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I can't wait to listen to bring her phone to relax

9:35

for an hour and get away. Hey, why not a lie?

9:39

Yeah, I'm not bullshit anymore 48. I'm turning 48

9:43

I didn't stay in Ireland because it's more convenient

9:45

to get stands I stayed in Ireland because

9:48

the doctor said you got to change your flight because they're

9:50

worried

9:50

I do have to say babe since you've been

9:52

gone. I've had time because it

9:55

is your birthday coming up I've

9:57

had time to prepare for your birthday My

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Scorpio king.

10:02

No pressure. This could be my last birthday, so

10:04

no pressure.

10:08

And guys, please don't send me

10:10

messages feeling bad for me because, like,

10:12

he does have good assets, so I'll be fine.

10:15

Yeah.

10:16

Since you've been gone. Come on. Do

10:19

you want to get into it? Let's get into it. Let's

10:22

go right into it. Here we go.

10:23

Hey, Hannah and Des. Love

10:25

your show. I listen to you every time

10:28

I'm out for a walk with my baby. It

10:30

keeps me sane. I'm laughing in the street,

10:32

so probably look insane to anyone who sees

10:34

me. Anyway, what really

10:37

bothers me about another generation is the

10:39

way they text. So

10:42

they either use, like, way too much capitalization

10:45

in a sentence, too many periods,

10:48

like, all proper punctuation. And I just think,

10:50

are you mad at me? Or even when they

10:52

use the thumbs up, I just think that they're,

10:55

like, text illiterate,

10:57

whether it's on Facebook,

11:00

an Instagram comment, texting,

11:03

like, whatever it is. It just, like, it doesn't

11:06

land well. And the

11:09

generations of the boomers and,

11:11

like, my husband, who is 40, just

11:14

need to get with it. No

11:17

offense,

11:18

Des.

11:19

You're great. Thank you.

11:27

Did she say, Des, you're

11:29

great at the end? Yeah,

11:31

she said, no offense, Des. You're great.

11:33

Another thing, it is, like, a different kind

11:35

of language of communication. If you were raised,

11:38

like, writing script in Catholic

11:40

school and suddenly people are texting, it's different. But

11:42

no one texts more savage than a mom.

11:45

Like, my mom is the sweetest angel,

11:48

could not love me or be more caring.

11:51

But when I text her, I'll send her a whole message

11:53

and she'll write, K. And

11:56

she doesn't realize that that means I don't

11:58

give a fuck.

11:59

Where she thinks

12:01

it's like, I received it, yes. But

12:03

when you, or you've wrote

12:06

okay period before, and I'm

12:08

like, okay, snippy.

12:11

Huh?

12:12

Oh, okay. Somebody

12:14

who doesn't like punctuation. No,

12:16

but

12:18

if you put a period, that

12:21

is like,

12:22

you're wanting to fight.

12:25

Like that's violent.

12:26

But if you

12:28

don't put a period, that's not

12:31

a complete sentence.

12:32

I will write how I want people to hear

12:34

it. You know, like if I want people to

12:36

hear me talking fast, I put it

12:39

no punctuation. If it's a serious,

12:41

then I put punctuation. If I'm yelling,

12:43

I do caps. There's

12:45

a way to have nuances of your tone,

12:48

because it's hard to capture tone in text.

12:50

Yeah, except that there was a whole system

12:53

that was created long ago, centuries

12:55

ago. If you wanted to create

12:58

exclamation, we had an exclamation mark.

13:01

If you wanted people to know that the sentence was over,

13:04

then you had a period. If you

13:06

wanted to know it was a question, you had a question. And

13:09

now we have emojis. There's

13:13

plenty out there to express

13:16

without ripping on proper punctuation.

13:18

But I also understand that these are

13:21

the boomer vibes, but it is literally

13:23

just like ... You're

13:26

saying that the way that people were trained before

13:29

is no longer relevant, but it's actually just

13:31

you guys now have a new way of communicating,

13:34

which clashes with the old way of communicating.

13:36

Because I

13:39

don't see

13:40

grammar and punctuation as

13:42

an attack.

13:45

And it's so funny, because you will send me

13:47

periods sometimes. And at first I go,

13:49

and then I go, he doesn't know.

13:52

He doesn't know. No, no. You

13:54

don't use them,

13:55

because you're actually making a sentence ...

13:59

construction mistake. Okay,

14:01

if you send me something annoying

14:04

and I respond okay a y

14:06

period does that not give you any tone?

14:08

No,

14:09

I don't punctuation I don't

14:11

have any emotional connection to punctuation

14:14

other than what punctuation

14:16

was intended for. Okay,

14:19

how would you text and say okay. I wouldn't

14:21

say okay,

14:21

I

14:25

would

14:28

if I needed to express something I would

14:31

express it directly like what

14:34

the fuck?

14:38

WTF? Question mark. But

14:42

I get it I mean it's a silly thing

14:44

but honestly that

14:47

is it's one of the great culture it's one of the great

14:49

generational clashes because obviously

14:51

when you've lived more

14:54

of your life and don't forget that we're also

14:57

the generation that you know

14:59

started texting on the original GSM

15:01

technology phones so it

15:03

was like you know. What

15:05

are those called not tech nine what was

15:07

it called?

15:08

Well there was

15:09

yeah the ABC. There was very there's

15:12

all different brands of phones okay but

15:15

Nokia was the most popular one. There

15:16

was a name for T9, T9

15:18

texting is what they called it in America.

15:20

Oh right yes yes so so

15:23

you know the tap to ABC. Could you go fast?

15:26

Oh it was incredible I mean literally I

15:28

was like a stenographer in a fucking in a courtroom you

15:30

know. So you know. Dude imagine trying to get in a fight

15:32

with

15:33

your boyfriend

15:35

during

15:40

T9 that was like you'd burn your thumb off.

15:42

Yeah

15:43

I know I mean I

15:45

imagine I mean I've been there.

15:48

So so obviously but

15:51

but honestly a lot of text speak

15:53

comes from that era where suddenly things started

15:55

getting short. Yeah you know. People

15:58

were getting

15:58

carpal tunnel from just trying. explain

16:00

themselves.

16:01

Yeah but that was the beginning of like you know like

16:04

K. Yeah. For example. Yeah. You know that was

16:06

the beginning of WTF. All

16:08

that's the OMG. OMG comes to be

16:10

nice.

16:12

The origin story. What's

16:14

crazy now though. OMG the origin

16:16

story. I don't

16:18

work in a corporate company

16:19

obviously so when I email people

16:22

I'll find myself when I'm emailing

16:24

like maybe people on like that

16:26

work with me I will email

16:29

them with like text speak so I'll be like

16:32

LOL that's hilarious. Like I will send

16:34

that over email or like

16:36

people do slack now with like

16:38

companies where like it's all becoming

16:40

like text typing unless you

16:42

have to write like a an article.

16:45

Yeah

16:45

I mean language evolved which

16:48

I'm totally fine with but here's the thing that because

16:50

I don't mind any of the the

16:52

modern communicator like I am

16:54

NOT one of these people who complains at all

16:57

like your way of communicating to

16:59

me in text doesn't like

17:03

none of it baffles me I've

17:06

totally embraced it however it baffles

17:09

me how much the actual

17:12

centuries-old way of communicating in

17:14

like complete sentences can

17:17

be so misconstrued by the younger

17:19

generation. It is funny when an older

17:21

generation sincerely sincerely

17:23

your loving husband does. I was about to say when

17:26

your older

17:26

generation texts you and then writes

17:29

like grandpa underneath and it's like grandpa

17:31

I know this is coming from your phone my

17:33

grandpa would leave me voice messages and be like hey

17:35

this is grandpa calling

17:37

so it is you

17:39

know that you're outgrowing stuff. I

17:42

you know and this is bad to say on a podcast

17:44

that relies on voice messaging but like why

17:47

are people still leaving voice messages? What? Like

17:50

honestly the only people that are still leaving voice messages

17:52

are like doctors

17:55

or

17:56

older people. Voice mails are different

17:59

than voice memos. So Paige

18:01

and I send a lot of voice memos.

18:03

I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about leaving a

18:06

voice mail. A voice mail. Yeah.

18:10

No, yeah, voicemails are crazy. Call

18:12

the police. Again, you're choosing violence.

18:15

And if you leave me a voicemail,

18:18

I'll

18:18

never click it. Leave a message

18:20

after the tone is what

18:22

we used to say. Yeah. And

18:24

you go, Pete. I didn't know that it

18:27

just became a voicemail.

18:29

Oh, maybe just in America we call it voicemail.

18:32

Oh, right.

18:33

Okay. Also, it's funny how

18:35

some people can't even read script, the

18:38

Gen Zs.

18:40

Oh, yeah, cursive. I think

18:42

script is a New York thing, I think.

18:44

Really?

18:46

Yeah, I think that came up when we were chatting with your mother one

18:48

day. Just in

18:50

case, talking cursive, like joined writing.

18:52

But I feel like people

18:54

can figure it out. No one sees script and is

18:56

like, what is that different language?

19:01

You can just connect the letters.

19:04

Can you write it? Can you remember? Yeah,

19:06

I can write. I can write, but I don't write fast.

19:09

And I get pretty sloppy. Because

19:12

over here, I was helping out my friend and his kids.

19:15

And it's funny, I was seeing

19:17

his daughter's homework, and she was doing

19:20

some practicing stuff. And I was

19:22

just like, wow, all those wasted years

19:24

of fucking learning how to write like

19:27

loopy Fs and fucking odd

19:29

Gs. Oh my

19:29

God. What a waste. Yeah,

19:31

and then also, even getting your... Obviously,

19:34

you have to know how to spell, but how nowadays

19:36

it's like everything is auto-corrected. Everything

19:39

grammarly is the thing invented that just

19:41

checks all your grammar all the time.

19:44

You don't even know how to write,

19:46

ever. I know. It would be interesting

19:48

if AI will bring grammar back,

19:50

because there's been a shift away from

19:52

grammar. What's next? That

19:56

was a good one. I liked that one. I was sticking

19:58

up for punctuation there. I don't really care.

21:59

But I also have empathy, you

22:02

know, I have empathy for that generation

22:04

No, totally. I mean it's it's kind of like one of those

22:06

like, you know, this is like one of those complaints

22:09

That's like not really a complaint. Yeah, my thing

22:11

was like I think my mother had like my

22:13

email as like her recovery email you

22:16

know and Every now and

22:18

then suddenly I get like six seven

22:20

emails like my mother constantly fucking

22:23

she'd obviously reset her password by accident She

22:25

was in a total jam, you know, and

22:27

then I'd call I'd be like my dad

22:33

And and her thing hurting was

22:35

uh, you know, she was obsessed

22:37

with Amazon in her later years and They

22:41

in printer the printer was always

22:43

fucking breaking on her and she would

22:45

call me in like the greatest panic Because

22:48

she couldn't print her return labels. I

22:50

think she enjoyed returning as much as actually getting

22:52

she's big on the returning And

22:55

then she'd be like Desmond. I don't know how to work the printer It's

22:58

like I'm not saying like I'm even less tech

23:00

support like what I'm not like a I

23:02

don't work for Xerox Well, it gets to a point

23:05

once

23:05

you talk about printers. That's over

23:07

Gen Z Millennials heads We don't deal with anything

23:09

with paper you gotta talk to my dad. My

23:12

dad can work a printer

23:14

Yeah, but but but printers are

23:16

still way more relevant than I

23:18

was expecting to be at this juncture in our

23:20

life

23:21

They shouldn't be it's

23:23

because of the return labels

23:25

It's literally because of the return

23:26

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23:29

cuz deep down these companies don't want

23:31

you to be able to return it so they make it complicated

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like voting registration I

23:36

know but here's the question though like in seriousness

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How else are they gonna print these QR like how

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24:36

Let's go for something critical down.

24:39

We haven't gone down yet. Let's go

24:41

for something critical from the older to

24:43

the younger. Ooh.

24:45

Hi Hannah and Des. Taylor here.

24:48

I am a giggler, dialer,

24:50

summer houseer, deviler, all of the

24:53

above. Love you guys, love the pod. So

24:56

I saw in between being a Gen Z and

24:58

a millennial, and something that really bothers

25:00

me about Gen Z is the

25:02

need to rebrand everything. Like

25:05

why are we getting blueberry

25:07

cupcake nails when you're really just getting

25:10

a baby blue? Why

25:12

are we saying strawberry

25:15

makeup when you've just done a lot of

25:17

blush and a pink lip? You

25:19

know, why are we being confusing? Let's just

25:22

call it what it is. I don't have time to learn

25:24

all of the new lingo and stuff when I'm just trying

25:26

to go get my nails done, or

25:28

you know, pick a new makeup trend.

25:31

So that's definitely something that bothers me about

25:33

Gen Z and I feel like a lot

25:35

of people will agree. It's just confusing

25:37

for absolutely no reason.

25:39

So thanks guys. Let me know what you think. I

25:42

love that, babe. I do have to say it's

25:44

giving Starbucks being like, it's

25:47

called grande and you're like, I want a medium.

25:49

And they're like, do you want a grande? And you're like, you

25:52

made this up for marketing purposes.

25:54

I'm not an idiot. I just want medium.

25:57

Okay.

25:58

Yes, I.

26:00

You're really taking me back to

26:02

how controversial the Grande thing was back

26:05

in the venue. Yeah. Wow.

26:08

People would go up and just be like, give me a medium.

26:09

They're like, say Grande, bitch. And they're

26:11

like, no. And it's like, I'm spelling

26:13

her name wrong. A

26:18

tall was actually the small one, right? Yeah.

26:20

That's the thing. I get

26:22

confused. So I'll panic. And

26:25

then they'll give me the biggest one. And I'm like, oh, I thought the

26:27

tall was the big one. And you're

26:29

all so grumpy because you haven't had your coffee. So it's honestly,

26:32

it's the patriarchy.

26:34

You know, I mean, it's definitely

26:36

not the patriarchy. But,

26:39

you know. It's my enemies trying to get me.

26:42

Every older generation ends

26:44

up out of touch with the current lingo.

26:47

The current lingo changes faster than it used to. But

26:50

I remember being like very

26:52

young and like thinking it was ridiculous that my

26:55

dad didn't know certain words. I can't like off the top of my head,

26:57

I can't remember. But just like, you

26:59

know, and that's that's part of what's being young, though. Part

27:01

of what's being young is like feeling

27:04

a sense of like this is our

27:07

thing, you

27:07

know. Yeah. But she's also speaking

27:10

about this thing that they're doing specifically

27:12

with like makeup and nails and stuff. Instead

27:15

of being like, you know, white

27:17

nails, they're like glazed pearl,

27:19

like donut nails or

27:22

like, yes, strawberry makeup. Like

27:24

so they're doing these branding things and

27:26

I think it's TikTok and all the beauty and stuff.

27:29

Yeah, it's funny how these words

27:31

become so solid straight away. However, in terms

27:34

of like ridiculous color, you know, nicknames

27:36

for colors. I mean, has anyone ever painted their

27:38

house? Has anyone ever gone

27:41

and like looked at like the paint color chart? There's

27:44

some pretty fucking ridiculous names on some of those colors. Yeah.

27:47

Like this is this is beige, bro.

27:49

Yeah. Straight man definitely

27:51

did not come up with the colors for that.

27:53

But

27:56

but yeah, with marketing to get people to buy more

27:58

stuff, it's like.

28:00

the same lipstick color or slightly

28:02

different shades will have all these different

28:05

names you're like well I have to get the raspberry and

28:07

the raspberry plum and the dark raspberry

28:09

plum pink and it's like they're all very similar

28:11

then moths that's all the same thing or

28:14

very nuanced ly different so look capitalism

28:16

wins again it's capitalism winning

28:18

again I'm actually trying to consume

28:21

less because I find this like

28:24

excitement when I'm like oh I'm gonna buy this new exciting

28:27

thing and then when you

28:30

actually have it you feel a weight on you

28:32

because it's just like I

28:34

don't need this so I'm working on

28:36

that that's my own inner

28:37

trainer I

28:39

have to out myself here being

28:42

out of touch as being out of touch I've

28:44

I've accepted the way the Gen

28:46

Z's use chill now they're very

28:49

fond of the word chill but in a sort of a Gen

28:51

Z way so

28:52

so I'm fine with that you

28:55

know that's chill as far as I'm concerned

28:58

but I have not 100% got my head

29:02

around mid

29:03

yeah I feel like mid

29:06

like my friends don't say mid it's more

29:08

like an online thing but mid

29:10

is like the worst thing

29:12

you could say to someone

29:14

yeah so where did that come from

29:16

it's basically like if

29:19

a guy goes to your page and calls you ugly

29:21

you're like okay you're a fucking hater

29:23

but if he's like yeah she's mid it means

29:26

like she's just like so

29:28

average and like not interesting

29:31

to look at kind of thing like it's just blah

29:33

like it's forgettable which is like harder

29:37

than if someone's like you're mad

29:38

ugly ugly

29:40

you're like you're not my type but if someone calls you mid

29:42

it just means like I wouldn't even

29:45

see you in a car our Gen

29:47

Z correspondent walked in this you want

29:49

to know without without without

29:52

knowing what we're talking about Bella define

29:56

define mid

31:59

is true.

32:01

The world is ending if Facebook does

32:03

its ending and there's no

32:05

missing her otherwise.

32:07

Yeah, so it's definitely something that bugs

32:09

me about them. But anyway, well, you guys thank

32:12

you for doom scrolling my tiktok.

32:14

It's an honor. A true honor. I do

32:17

have to say, it could be confusing

32:19

if you're, you know, things that were in

32:21

books were supposed to be true. And

32:23

then it's like things on the internet are

32:26

still written out. So people assume it's true.

32:29

And then you don't know what to decipher. And then

32:32

even the actual news media has a lot of biases.

32:35

Honestly, all the media does except for a burner phone.

32:38

This is the only place where you get real news.

32:41

But Facebook is so mid.

32:43

Facebook is so mid. Facebook

32:45

is crazy because yet you only

32:48

see the people you follow. So if all your

32:50

mom's friends have like the same opinions

32:52

on stuff, she literally thinks the

32:54

world thinks that way. Like

32:56

they don't even have an explore page like

32:59

TikTok or Instagram. I mean,

33:03

you really haven't been on Facebook lately. No, I haven't. Facebook

33:06

has pretty algorithmic these days

33:08

too, just so you know. But there

33:11

is still a little bit more of that sense of you're

33:13

getting stuff from like your

33:16

friends. But what

33:18

I like about this is that that's

33:20

almost like that old school, like a lot

33:23

of like older people on Facebook haven't

33:25

really like let go of that like

33:28

daily.

33:30

What they're eating.

33:31

Yeah, because that

33:34

was like the joke right back in the day. It's like, I

33:36

don't need to know what you're eating right now. But

33:39

actually, they still kind of held on to

33:41

that. But they also, what I've noticed a

33:43

lot in the like older people I follow

33:46

on Facebook is there's still a

33:48

lot of like, I'm not naming any

33:50

names, but somebody

33:53

has been leaving their garbage

33:55

out a day earlier than you're supposed

33:57

to put the garbage out. And it's unsung.

34:00

The name rhymes with, KEMELIE I

34:05

love the passive aggressive Facebook

34:07

posts.

34:07

Don't you hate it when your neighbor

34:10

does this? I also

34:11

think... I'm not talking about any specific

34:14

teacher, but I think...

34:17

My son

34:19

could never be the problem

34:22

in this situation. It must be the teacher. Oh

34:25

my gosh. And then they all rally around. I

34:28

agree. Even though they only saw a paragraph of

34:31

made up stuff. I do think the

34:33

funniest part about moms on

34:35

Facebook is that you'll go to a family

34:38

party and every time

34:40

without question she will pick out,

34:43

not my mom, but in general, the

34:45

ugliest photo of you and

34:47

post it all over your page and

34:50

her page. So if you meet

34:52

someone new and you want to see what they look like

34:54

in real life, find their mom's Facebook

34:56

and you will see rock bottom, their worst. And

35:01

that's reality. There's no face tuning. There's

35:03

no good lighting. You're probably

35:06

going to have just woken up and she's going to think that's

35:08

what she posts for all of her friends. So that's

35:10

an attack. That's

35:13

violence. It's straight

35:14

violence. Facebook is chaos,

35:16

by the way. I just want to throw that down. Facebook

35:18

is chaos. I still use Facebook,

35:21

but it just never got

35:23

organized. It's a messy room Facebook.

35:29

I do also think some people,

35:31

you'll meet adults and then there's

35:33

always that one adult where you're like, Uncle

35:35

Mark is fucking wild on Facebook.

35:38

And you wouldn't know it, but it's funny because

35:41

when social media became a thing, I remember if you start

35:43

dating someone, you have to see

35:45

their profile to see what their

35:47

online vibe is. I remember

35:49

I met someone once and he didn't have any, and I was like,

35:52

I don't know how to judge him. I don't

35:54

know how to, does he do selfies? Does

35:56

he not do selfies? What kind of tweets does he

35:58

do? If you don't have an online. Presence it's

36:00

like you don't know what who that

36:02

person really is But then some people are

36:04

not like their online presence at all like they're

36:06

super chill in person It's like what

36:09

is the real person is that your alter ego? Is that

36:11

just someone you're something you're having fun with

36:13

that I shouldn't judge

36:14

Yeah, you

36:16

just you suddenly find out some people you never thought

36:18

love guns But

36:21

like sometimes my mother would post shit. I'd

36:23

be like ma that's like that's

36:25

like a crazy You know

36:27

like alt right thing you post

36:29

like oh, I didn't know I just thought like

36:31

she wouldn't even realize She was

36:33

posting

36:34

so obviously I never met your mom However,

36:37

you shown me some old posts and

36:39

your mom loves a good meme your

36:41

mom posted some hilarious memes

36:43

like till the

36:44

day I

36:46

Are you starting to do me a mama right now? You're

36:48

literally doing me a mama.

36:50

I'm acknowledging a fact

36:51

I'm acknowledging

36:54

a fact me mom is just know

36:56

about his mom who passed away who wishes she

36:58

met me because we would have loved each

36:59

other but so My

37:02

mother she had this friend who was actually

37:04

a fan of mine

37:06

Irish fan

37:07

of mine who like connected with my mom

37:09

and they stayed friends for like Decade

37:11

you know like a decade and a half and

37:13

she would always repost this

37:16

this woman's memes Some of the memes were like really

37:18

inappropriate Dirty

37:20

the the best Meme

37:23

that my mother posted of all those memes So

37:26

literally like two and a half weeks

37:28

before she died when everybody you know She was in the hospital

37:31

and everybody knew that she was probably dying

37:34

But she hadn't accepted that she was dying. She

37:37

was still posted on And

37:40

when obviously everybody was on Facebook waiting

37:42

to find out like how she was doing She

37:45

posted a meme one of these movies that says like

37:47

which song suits your life and

37:49

she picked stayin alive by the

37:52

Bee Geese Which

37:55

I thought was pretty high areas that's

37:57

pretty high brow what was pretty

37:59

was kind of funny about that was I didn't see it till

38:01

after she died I was just going on her Facebook and

38:03

like there was like a lot of funny there

38:06

was a lot of funny stuff yeah cuz there was there

38:09

was another one like Eye of the Tiger

38:12

by Survivor that was another like

38:14

music joke she made but

38:16

we know where you got your sense of humor from well

38:19

yeah I got it from both of them so

38:22

anyway it's a lot of death and cancer sort

38:24

of like you just undercurrent we're ruining

38:26

people's week right now yeah undercurrent

38:29

of tragedy on today's episode

38:32

like life is about perspective maybe

38:34

we'll bring some perspective to someone having a kind

38:37

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40:38

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To

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the Gen Z's but personally I'm enjoying

42:39

going after the older people more. Let

42:42

me play this one because somebody messaged you about this so you're

42:44

expecting it. Hold on.

42:46

Hi Hannah. Hi Des. One thing

42:48

I don't understand about older generations

42:50

is their obsession with raking leaves.

42:53

I'm out in my front yard and my next door neighbor is

42:56

telling me that the leaves in my yard are making

42:58

a mess. My yard is not

43:00

a mess. Leaves from the tree fell

43:03

to the ground the way Mother Nature intended.

43:06

You don't have to pick them up. They're inherently

43:09

biodegradable. Just free

43:11

yourself Diane. Just leave them

43:13

there. Okay.

43:14

Diane's

43:16

got a call out. Betty's getting called out. Names

43:18

are being thrown on burner phone today.

43:21

These boomer names are getting

43:23

thrown out. Diane. That's like

43:25

another version of Karen. Diane

43:28

and Karen are the same person. I do

43:30

think trees obviously

43:32

are the reason we're all alive. Oxygen.

43:35

Diane is a Democrat. Diane

43:38

is a ... Karen is a Democrat. That's very

43:40

funny. Karen is a Republican. Yeah.

43:42

Karen's for sure. I do

43:46

think that obviously we should

43:48

have trees, but if I knew that I had

43:50

to clean up after my tree multiple

43:52

times a year, absolutely not.

43:55

No, I don't need oxygen. Too much admin,

43:57

I don't want the tree. But it's true. We

44:00

were younger, it's so beautiful, the leaves

44:02

fall, and we had to rake

44:04

them, and then my brother and I would just jump

44:06

in the piles of leaves, and my

44:08

parents would laugh, and it was so much fun, but it was

44:11

like, yeah, why are we taking

44:13

care of...

44:15

I don't know. I mean, clearly I'm just a city

44:17

kid that doesn't

44:18

know what she's talking about. Just

44:20

wait for a windy day. That's what

44:22

I said. Just one brisk breeze.

44:25

Yeah,

44:27

because

44:29

the blowers come, the gardening

44:32

company comes, and they just blow the leaves onto

44:34

the street. Also, the leaves are beautiful,

44:35

but I would like to get in the point of my

44:37

life that I care about how

44:39

my lawn looks. That sounds

44:42

peaceful and nice

44:44

to be like, oh, the lawn looks so nice.

44:48

Also, sometimes the leaves are pretty. They're

44:50

orange and

44:50

yellow. Hey, you know what? I'm curious, actually. I'm

44:53

chatting, but I'm going to Google, should

44:55

you rake leaves? I bet you there's some safety

44:58

thing that we're missing. I don't want to get the message

45:00

to be like, did you know that the number

45:02

one cause of bicycle slips is wet

45:04

leaves?

45:04

That or it could be a fire

45:07

hazard.

45:09

Oh, well, we used to light them up. No, you

45:11

didn't. When we were kids,

45:13

we would love setting fire

45:15

to a load of dead leaves. I'm

45:18

not advocating for this behavior. I'm just saying it happened.

45:21

Although people often rake and bag leaves

45:23

to prevent their lawns from being smothered and to

45:25

make their yards look better. In most cases, you're

45:27

fine not moving them. In fact, many

45:30

environmental experts say raking leaves and removing

45:32

them from your property is not only bad for your lawn, but

45:35

for the environment as well. Oh. There

45:38

you go. Oh. The next time you have to

45:40

do a chore,

45:41

you go, actually, it's bad

45:43

for the environment, mom,

45:46

Diana. Yeah.

45:47

Actually, surprise,

45:50

surprise, the Boomers fucking up

45:52

the environment again. Look

45:54

at you turning on the Boomers. I

45:56

know. Well, what can I say? The

45:59

Boomers are my ... my older generation.

46:02

And what's doubly annoying is that the

46:04

Gen X's, the forgotten generation in my opinion,

46:07

get thrown in with the boomers.

46:08

How would you stereotype Gen X's?

46:11

I

46:13

don't know. You know what it is?

46:18

I feel like there's not a

46:20

lot of stereotypes about Gen X. I mean, I see

46:22

these TikToks coming up. You know

46:25

why? It sounds like you're the mid

46:26

generation.

46:27

No, we're the fucking generation that just got on

46:29

with it. We

46:32

didn't have time to establish

46:34

our identity because we were just too busy getting on with

46:36

it. We were the first generation that went

46:38

to therapy. Oh shit.

46:43

We were the Oprah generation. We

46:46

got old with Oprah. We

46:49

were the first generation that was told we need to talk

46:51

about our feelings.

46:52

Oh,

46:54

this is a personal one of mine, which

46:56

I like.

46:58

Hi Hannah and Does. I

47:01

am an OG little devil

47:03

and giggler and all the things. I'm

47:06

also a girl that dates a guy 20 years

47:09

older than me. So

47:10

shout out to girls with fatties. So

47:13

I feel like I know how to address

47:15

this topic. The

47:17

thing that bothers me about the older generation

47:20

is how they scream into their cell phones.

47:23

Like the person on the other line is

47:25

a thousand yards away. It's

47:27

like they got used to those weird brick

47:29

phones and like the car phones

47:32

that were hooked up to the literal car. And

47:34

they still think that they're talking

47:36

on those like archaic

47:39

cell phones.

47:41

It like burst my ear drums.

47:43

I don't understand why they

47:45

need to yell. Like the

47:47

person can hear you. You can

47:49

probably whisper and the person can still

47:52

hear you. Like I don't need my brain

47:55

to shake. Okay,

47:58

this is so funny because

47:59

Also, when you're yelling, I actually can't

48:02

hear you, like you're blowing out the phone. My

48:04

dad, shout out dad, does

48:07

this. Like he's yelling into the phone and I always

48:09

have to be like, they can fucking hear you and

48:11

so can everyone in a mild

48:14

vicinity of you right now. And

48:16

it just like they can't comprehend that the technology

48:19

can actually

48:21

peacefully send

48:22

it. I

48:24

mean, I would say that this isn't really

48:26

generational. It's probably

48:28

more prevalent in the older generation,

48:31

but I would like to throw down

48:34

a cultural difference. This is

48:36

a bigger problem in America. Americans

48:39

talk louder on their phones. And

48:41

I really noticed this in the Delta Sky

48:43

lounge. There's

48:47

a serious problem

48:49

with businessmen in particular,

48:51

but let's just say business people where

48:54

they think that the whole lounge wants

48:56

to hear their stupid business phone

48:58

call, especially, I don't know if you ever seen this,

49:01

where these guys with their fucking AirPods

49:03

in are pacing in

49:05

the fucking lounge

49:07

talking about their work.

49:09

It's actually such a weird power

49:11

move because that's happened to me multiple times.

49:13

Even like you get on the plane and the

49:15

guy like has his laptop out and he's

49:17

yelling and I

49:20

guess he's doing

49:22

is important and he believes is more important

49:24

than like what everyone's doing around him. So

49:27

many times I've had to leave parts of the terminal

49:29

because some guys yell and they're always

49:31

yelling the same thing. They're just like, yeah, we

49:33

have to hit our numbers by next quarter. Okay.

49:36

And if that team doesn't talk to that team, we're not going

49:38

to have the sufficient funds. Like it's the same conversation

49:41

every time.

49:42

I always have to if I'm on a plane

49:45

and the person next to me has the computer

49:47

out, the laptop out, I

49:49

have to like

49:51

look at the like pie charts and weird

49:53

shit that they have on their computer. Yeah.

49:56

Are you

49:56

like that? I will look at like what they're

49:58

writing on their email. The funny thing is, actually,

50:01

Kelsey Cook had a funny joke

50:03

about how she was on a plane and she

50:05

pulled out her notepad and she started

50:08

writing something. And the older man next

50:10

to her was like, oh my gosh, it's so nice

50:12

that your generation still uses a pad to

50:14

write. And she was like, thank you. And

50:17

then she was like, I was writing a new joke. I was thinking

50:19

about how guys can come on your

50:21

face. Because

50:27

I will write jokes on planes sometimes

50:30

and I get so nervous people are looking over my shoulder

50:32

because I'm writing the stupidest shit. People

50:35

will be like, what does this girl do for a living? Why is she writing

50:38

about bad blowjobs?

50:42

Also, when I was little,

50:43

I remember I would buy Cosmopolitan

50:46

magazine. It

50:48

was just like 17 magazine except Cosmo

50:51

had the stuff about blowjobs

50:54

and sex and how to make a guy like you and

50:56

sex toy stuff. So I would get Cosmo magazine

50:59

and then I would find the page

51:01

of the naughty stuff or girls telling

51:04

stories about their first time. And

51:07

I would secretly read it and if someone

51:09

walked by, I would change to another

51:11

page. So

51:15

that's how I became a woman.

51:17

Nice. How did we get here?

51:20

I don't know. That was here sneaky.

51:24

If I was staying in somebody's house, I would

51:26

look in the books and sometimes they would have

51:29

a few trashy

51:32

romance novels, like Mills and Boons we always

51:34

say over here. I mentioned it before you weren't familiar

51:36

with it, but trashy

51:38

shitty romance novels. And

51:41

I would go through the pages trying to find

51:43

the sex scene. It's

51:46

very exciting. Before

51:48

iPhones obviously. Wow.

51:53

Sorry, I accidentally turned on the TV. God,

51:56

that's so annoying right now.

51:58

Babe, I have a question.

51:59

then.

52:00

When you were doing these books, would you go straight

52:03

to the come scene or would you do the lead

52:05

up part?

52:06

It's not exactly a come scene.

52:09

We're talking like low level erotica

52:11

here. We're talking like she could

52:13

feel his arousal rising beneath her. It wasn't like

52:15

full on porn. Yeah,

52:23

or like she has... You know, like

52:25

Danielle Steele novels. You

52:28

know, like... I don't know how to read. So

52:30

like a hot... They would always be like

52:32

a... A busty

52:33

brunette walked into the bar.

52:37

Yeah, but like on the front cover, there would always be

52:39

like a man and a woman like embraced and it would

52:41

be like a, you know, like a hot illustration. You

52:43

know, almost like the boomer

52:46

version of

52:47

magma. Magma? Oh,

52:51

okay.

52:51

Oh, what's the... Manga cartoons.

52:55

Anyway, let's... Hustler.

52:59

No, not like hustler. All

53:02

right, this... I don't know if this is

53:04

a real thing. I'm curious. I'm

53:07

going to look it up as... But first we're going to listen.

53:10

Let me know if you think this is real.

53:12

Time blindness. Have

53:14

you fucking heard about this? Did you know that this is a

53:16

term that children nowadays think it's a thing because

53:18

they made it up to act

53:20

like, I

53:22

don't know, it's okay to not care

53:23

about time or appointments or... Oh,

53:27

I'm such a little snowflake that

53:29

other people who can't be punctual, because that's what

53:32

it's fucking called, get a goddamn clock. No,

53:34

no, no, I have time blindness and you need to

53:36

accept this about me. Because

53:39

everything that I come up with to complain about, I will

53:41

just make it seem like it's a new thing that

53:43

you have to deal with because that's

53:45

what these fucking kids do know, right?

53:48

Time blindness. Ask someone to time at

53:50

the mall. Go back 20 years when you don't

53:52

have a fucking cell phone. Then we can call this time blindness

53:54

because blindness of the time. There

53:56

was nowhere to find the time. You got a cell phone.

53:59

Fucking figure it out.

54:00

Oh my god, I'm obsessed with her But

54:05

again that goes back to like the marketing of things

54:07

like if you market it as some kind of like

54:10

Disability when it's literally

54:12

you didn't give a fuck about the meeting

54:14

coming up These kids don't have meetings you think of

54:16

a fuck about going

54:17

to school on time. It's called being bad

54:19

with time

54:20

Yeah, I I

54:22

I'd never heard of it.

54:24

You know, so I don't know. Is it actually a thing?

54:26

I'm blindness, I

54:29

mean Look, we all have

54:31

friends that are always late and you you

54:33

tell them everything is 20 minutes earlier,

54:35

you know You're

54:37

doing it In

54:41

Ireland they have like a natural time blindness because

54:43

they like I've been showing up to I

54:45

got out of the habit I've been showing that up to everything on time

54:48

since I've been back here and everyone's

54:50

always like, ah, yeah You know, but like it was like Irish time

54:53

Timeliness is oh, yeah The

54:55

inability to sense when time is passed

54:57

and estimate the time needed to get something done It's

55:00

not an official diagnosis, but it can significantly

55:02

affect how you plan and carry out your daily activities I

55:04

mean, I feel like I suffer from this all the time,

55:06

but that's just normal to like You

55:09

could scroll tick-tock and it feels like five minutes,

55:11

but it's been five hours And then sometimes

55:13

you're like, oh, I definitely want to get this work

55:15

done and then you start it and you realize oh No,

55:17

this is gonna take much longer than expected. This

55:19

is just being human We

55:22

don't have like an internal clock This

55:25

says that some individuals with ADHD.

55:28

Yeah lack lack this natural

55:30

timekeeping sense I also I

55:32

do think I have

55:33

ADHD so I do understand

55:35

it

55:36

wait, I'm gonna start using this Thank you

55:38

the one the one part of

55:41

of this that I think is Genuine

55:44

is that some people have a better sense

55:46

of like an internal clock. Yeah

55:49

Then

55:49

I mean my my dad do you

55:52

know that he never sets alarms? Like

55:54

he will have a flight that is to get up at 7

55:56

a.m. Or 6 a.m And his

55:58

body will just wake up up at that time. Is

56:01

that not insane? I

56:03

mean if I have to wake up, I

56:05

mean it's crazy. Like he won't

56:07

set an alarm and it's not like oh he always

56:09

wakes up at 6am so it's fine. If

56:12

he says to himself I need to wake up at you

56:14

know 5 30 a.m. he'll wake up on the dot

56:16

at 5 30. That's weird.

56:19

That is weird. Now I have to say that if I

56:21

need to wake up at any time after 8 o'clock

56:23

I do not need to set an alarm.

56:24

True. I do feel this

56:27

way but with directions. Like I'm directionally

56:29

blind like I don't have an internal

56:32

map where like if you put me somewhere

56:34

like I'll just I never know where I am I don't have

56:36

a map in my head. Time

56:38

I think yeah I do think this is a

56:40

symptom of ADHD but I also think like

56:43

it easily can

56:45

be dealt with. But

56:47

I would also think that

56:50

like a lot of modern day conditions

56:53

the amount of people that say that they're suffering from some

56:56

sort of time blindness

56:57

would far outweigh the people that actually

57:00

have time blindness.

57:02

I mean we called this time management skill

57:05

in college. It was like you have to work in your time

57:07

management. You have you

57:09

know you have tennis then you have to study and then

57:11

if you want to party or you have to meet up with friends

57:14

have you manage your time wisely. So it

57:16

was like a skill you had to work on time management.

57:19

Yeah and that part of it I understand like

57:21

some people are better at managing their time

57:24

than others but what

57:26

I would say is that time blindness

57:28

in terms of like showing up late is not an excuse

57:31

because if you're if you if you're the of the awareness

57:33

to know that you're time blind

57:36

then it's up to you to manage

57:38

your time blindness. Include safety

57:41

nets like setting alarms on your phone yeah

57:43

and just making sure that you don't get lost

57:46

because of your your less

57:49

awareness of time passing than others.

57:51

And there will be certain careers that will

57:53

not be good for you like you probably shouldn't be an entrepreneur

57:56

where you manage your own time you

57:58

should have a job that like It's like

58:00

a nine to five

58:00

or like, you know what you have to

58:03

do during these time periods and it's pretty routine

58:05

oriented.

58:05

But yeah, if you've problem with time, definitely

58:08

have routines.

58:10

You know, if it takes me an hour to get

58:12

ready, I always have to get ready an

58:14

hour beforehand. Like don't leave stuff up

58:16

to how you feel.

58:18

Yeah, although I do enjoy a good procrastination

58:21

on leaving and then stressing out

58:23

of my mind when I'm driving to a

58:25

place and Waze is telling me I'm going to be five

58:27

minutes late.

58:28

We love that and I perform my best

58:30

under pressure. So I will wait

58:33

till the last moment to do things because I will

58:35

do it so quickly and well

58:38

under pressure as opposed to just fucking around

58:40

for eight days.

58:41

All right, let's go. I want let's

58:43

go for another one. We

58:46

have time for two more. Here we

58:48

go. I don't understand

58:50

why my Gen Z little

58:52

sister will never text

58:54

or call me back, but she

58:57

will randomly Snapchat

58:59

me random pictures of her face

59:02

or her hand or something

59:04

that she's looking at in front of her multiple

59:07

times a day or throughout

59:09

the week. I really, I really

59:12

don't understand it how it makes sense.

59:14

That is so funny. I do think this

59:17

could be wrong, but you're probably in her

59:19

Snapchat friends. So she's Snapchatting

59:21

all day and then sending it out to all her friends

59:24

and seeing who responds. But

59:27

this is definitely like Paige and I will have work stuff

59:29

like I'll text her like, Hey, can you send me

59:31

this thing for work? And she won't respond,

59:34

but then we'll be DMing memes to

59:36

each other. So it's

59:38

like it's two separate people like Paige

59:41

at work versus Paige. She

59:43

sends me a TikTok and I'm like, yeah, but like she literally

59:46

should be writing something. So I

59:49

do understand that. But

59:51

also just because someone always

59:54

has your phone doesn't mean you always have to be available.

59:57

But it is annoying with like you see the person

59:59

you're trying to contact. and they're just posting on Instagram,

1:00:01

you know?

1:00:02

Yeah, but the Snapchat

1:00:05

culture was kind of weird because it was almost like

1:00:08

you had to communicate visually.

1:00:10

Like, I feel like that's part of the Snapchat

1:00:13

thing.

1:00:13

See, I was a weird year with Snapchat

1:00:15

where Snapchat was like, I

1:00:18

had graduated already. So like,

1:00:20

I wasn't one of the young kids like sending

1:00:23

tons of like, nudes. But that's

1:00:25

all they used it for when I was on

1:00:27

it. And then I got off it. Yeah.

1:00:30

So like, I know the kid, like I was with

1:00:33

my cousin who's 20, no,

1:00:35

she's 19 and she was Snapchatting

1:00:37

the car and I was like, I'm missing

1:00:40

out. But no, how many like dog,

1:00:42

mouth, lick filters do I need in my life?

1:00:45

So I have a few observations.

1:00:49

One generational difference for sure is

1:00:51

like, because you send me like a lot of memes

1:00:53

and videos and like in your

1:00:55

mind, that's communicating.

1:00:58

Yeah.

1:00:59

And like, for

1:01:02

some reason I still have that sort of boxed

1:01:04

off as like

1:01:05

separate to communication.

1:01:07

Yeah, I have friendships where

1:01:09

all we do is send memes and I feel

1:01:11

so close to them. Cause it's me being

1:01:13

like, I saw this on the internet and

1:01:16

I thought of you because of whatever

1:01:18

like, I like to send memes based on like

1:01:20

really specific inside jokes.

1:01:23

And I have a different thing for everyone. So for us, I

1:01:26

send you PIPLs, I send you chiropractor, I send you

1:01:28

stuff about our relationship. So it's like very

1:01:30

niche to you and it's a love

1:01:32

letter to you.

1:01:34

Right, and I send you cat ones to try to pretend

1:01:37

that I've like

1:01:39

embraced cats to make you,

1:01:41

you know.

1:01:43

Do you know what? There was something that I actually

1:01:45

disagree with online but they were saying, girls

1:01:48

are better at seeing something and

1:01:50

sending it to someone cause they

1:01:52

know that it'll make them laugh where

1:01:55

men are more likely to send someone something

1:01:57

cause it makes themselves laugh.

1:01:59

Interesting. Which

1:02:01

I don't fully agree with. I

1:02:03

think it depends on the person. Yeah, I don't fully agree.

1:02:05

I think that we probably have a similar hit rate in

1:02:07

terms of sending things to each other.

1:02:08

Well, there's definitely

1:02:11

times that I send you things that are a

1:02:13

little bit funny to me because

1:02:15

of things and you're like, you should send that to Paige

1:02:17

and I'm like, you're right. Oh, God.

1:02:21

But I do also, do you remember I used

1:02:23

to send you GIFs or GIFs and

1:02:25

you started over text? But

1:02:27

then I heard recently that it's too good to send

1:02:29

GIFs, but I still send me a good GIF.

1:02:33

I guess it's

1:02:35

dated now. Did you send me

1:02:37

a GIF or a GIF about Gigi

1:02:40

Hadid?

1:02:41

Did I?

1:02:43

No. I

1:02:45

was thinking about Gigi Hadid because of a...

1:02:48

So okay, so I have a couple more thoughts on this. This

1:02:50

is actually about... I think

1:02:53

phone conversations need to make a comeback. Is

1:02:56

this kind of like... There's a stigma now that

1:02:58

as like actually calling somebody is

1:03:01

like too intimate or something?

1:03:04

We need to make a comeback on phone calls.

1:03:06

Wouldn't you agree?

1:03:07

Well, doesn't I nonstop phone

1:03:09

call and Paige and I nonstop FaceTime?

1:03:12

So I'm actually not that big of a texter

1:03:14

because I want...

1:03:16

I'm a performer. I want

1:03:18

to give the gossip. I want to express

1:03:20

it. I want to have a lead up to the story that

1:03:22

doesn't have the same effect over text. And I want your reaction.

1:03:25

I want to hear you go, oh, or

1:03:27

I love connecting over... You

1:03:30

know, this is what we love to do. We like to talk shit.

1:03:32

No, I know, but people... A lot of people

1:03:34

text and it's like, let's just call.

1:03:36

I think calling really does

1:03:38

make you feel so much more connected to humanity.

1:03:43

And then

1:03:44

my final thought is I had

1:03:47

a very funny

1:03:51

modern technology moment

1:03:53

where I...

1:03:53

You know, in Ireland

1:03:56

especially, they always call on WhatsApp. So

1:03:58

obviously these days most people are using...

1:03:59

like the internet to make phone calls,

1:04:02

right? WhatsApp or, you know, FaceTime.

1:04:06

But I had a bad connection, so I called somebody

1:04:08

on just their regular phone number, and I was

1:04:10

like, oh, I'm calling you the old way.

1:04:14

I was like, how is using

1:04:16

a cell phone to call somebody's cell

1:04:19

phone now like the old way?

1:04:21

How the fuck did that happen? I

1:04:22

have to tell people how, that

1:04:25

reminds me of like my Papa. My

1:04:27

Papa doesn't have a cell phone, just my Nana has

1:04:30

a phone. And my Nana was sick,

1:04:32

and my Papa was handling her phone, and my

1:04:34

mom texted the phone and said, Papa, do

1:04:37

you know how to text? And he responded and

1:04:39

said, no.

1:04:39

And I thought it was

1:04:42

so cute. Actually,

1:04:46

my dad died never having had a cell

1:04:48

phone, actually, 2011. My

1:04:51

grandpa

1:04:51

really did not want a cell phone. Like he really

1:04:53

never got into all the technology, and

1:04:56

I respect him for it. He's

1:04:59

like, I'm not gonna change for nobody.

1:05:02

All right, let's go.

1:05:04

We're gonna do two quick ones, okay? And then we're out. All

1:05:06

right, here we go. Here comes one.

1:05:07

Hi, Hernandez.

1:05:09

The thing that bothers me most about a

1:05:12

generation would be baby boomers,

1:05:14

giving advice on how to buy a house

1:05:16

in today's market.

1:05:18

When they bought theirs for three cornflakes, back

1:05:20

in the day when they would walk uphill both

1:05:23

ways to school. And

1:05:25

now we're trying to buy the same shack

1:05:27

for $800,000. In

1:05:31

what mindset does that make sense?

1:05:33

I just wanna say, I just like the cornflakes

1:05:35

line. I

1:05:36

think it's so funny, but also like, when

1:05:39

you look at the price of houses back then, you

1:05:41

get so mad at the older generations.

1:05:44

You're like, why couldn't you buy a building in Tribeca

1:05:46

for $4?

1:05:47

I

1:05:49

think that all the time. I

1:05:52

remember there was this Greek American comic that

1:05:55

was performing actually in Melbourne, Australia, which also

1:05:57

has a lot of Greeks. And he was talking

1:05:59

to a joke, he's like.

1:05:59

You come to Melbourne you meet up with your cousin

1:06:02

from Greece and he takes you around Melbourne

1:06:04

to show you all the houses He could have bought for

1:06:06

a lot cheaper

1:06:09

Which is true,

1:06:11

but anyway listen I because there's

1:06:13

a lot of there's a lot of animosity between

1:06:15

the Gen Z's and the boomers over House prices. I

1:06:17

mean, I don't know the actual You know

1:06:20

when you when you factor in inflation and

1:06:22

the interest rates used to be back in the day

1:06:24

I don't know what the discrepancy is, but I know

1:06:26

it's still a huge discrepancy Like

1:06:29

the actual number versus what they

1:06:31

bought it for is Outlandish, but

1:06:34

I think even when you factor in inflation and interest

1:06:36

rates. I still think that I still

1:06:38

think that housing is

1:06:41

on Exceptionally unaffordable in

1:06:43

in company.

1:06:44

Well, definitely New York City. Yeah,

1:06:46

they used to buy stuff with beans

1:06:50

So actually I thought I was

1:06:52

gonna do two quick ones, but I realized I did we

1:06:54

did the boomer texting already

1:06:57

So, I mean that's really that's

1:06:59

really it. I think well, obviously

1:07:01

obviously we got thousands But

1:07:03

what a journey that was incredible.

1:07:05

Do you want to add any fun ones for the end?

1:07:07

Oh, okay Here's a phone. I'm gonna

1:07:09

I'm gonna I'm gonna add one but here's one for me and

1:07:11

you right this

1:07:14

Hi Hannah and does I love

1:07:16

the podcast and I got

1:07:18

to see you at the call her daddy So in

1:07:20

Boston this week and it like Made

1:07:23

my life complete. So thanks for

1:07:25

that what bothers me

1:07:27

most about another generation

1:07:30

as a

1:07:31

Gen Z girly is Specifically

1:07:36

amongst baby boomers how

1:07:39

they Refuse to download

1:07:41

tik-tok and then they watch

1:07:44

quote-unquote tik-tok on reels

1:07:46

and Think that's the

1:07:49

same thing like my dad is always like

1:07:51

I saw this tik-tok But no,

1:07:53

he didn't he saw a reels and he saw it

1:07:55

super late

1:07:56

Okay. Thank you for coming to Boston girly

1:07:59

you saw me do the worm which everyone

1:08:01

was hitting me up being like the real little

1:08:03

dollars know that I said I love

1:08:06

doing the worm and they were not surprised.

1:08:09

And then on Giggly Squad

1:08:11

I talked about hip hop yoga, how I started

1:08:13

doing it so everyone was commenting, oh she's

1:08:15

doing her hip hop yoga. But

1:08:19

this is the thing, I always say like people

1:08:21

who are on Instagram reels think that Pete Davidson and

1:08:23

Kim Kardashian are still together, like it's

1:08:25

crazy and they like to be like oh I'm

1:08:29

not going to look at TikTok but it's like you're just consuming

1:08:31

worse content, why don't you consume better

1:08:33

content with a better algorithm and they'll be

1:08:35

like oh I don't want to waste time on TikTok and I'm like

1:08:38

oh so you're not wasting time on Instagram? I'm

1:08:40

just trying to give you a better quality experience.

1:08:43

Yeah it

1:08:46

was a nice observation, I appreciate that. I

1:08:48

didn't realize that you had already observed

1:08:50

that, the sort of reels versus

1:08:53

TikTok.

1:08:54

Reels are newer than TikTok but they're not done

1:08:56

as well. Don't

1:08:59

cancel me Instagram, don't

1:09:01

shadow ban me.

1:09:03

Things I learned from today, it

1:09:05

didn't come up in the video but I

1:09:08

didn't realize that like Yahoo.com, Yahoo

1:09:11

is like

1:09:12

an accusation or like a slur

1:09:15

from the Gen Z's to the boomers. A lot

1:09:17

of people are like yeah he still gets his news from Yahoo.com.

1:09:20

That's funny, or

1:09:21

he still has a hotmail email address.

1:09:23

Yes, actually my friend sent me something

1:09:27

the other day to download the WeTransfer

1:09:29

but his fucking email was a hotmail.

1:09:31

Oh no babe, but that's normal,

1:09:33

you guys are in your 40s and 50s.

1:09:35

My mother died with a AOL.com

1:09:38

email.

1:09:39

I still have an AOL one that I don't

1:09:41

use.

1:09:42

The worst spam you'll ever get in your

1:09:45

life. Oh my god.

1:09:48

The spam that you get on an AOL email

1:09:51

is out of control. So

1:09:55

I know you're really tired. I'm just going to play this one. You

1:09:57

don't have to talk about it but I think you're going to enjoy

1:09:59

it. I can't believe I missed this.

1:10:02

I'm very sorry.

1:10:02

Hey guys, what's up? My name is Haley I'm calling

1:10:04

from California and I really really have

1:10:07

to say this

1:10:08

I need to talk about how Younger

1:10:11

girls these days and the newer

1:10:13

generations are not going through ugly

1:10:15

phases anymore This has been

1:10:17

something I have mentioned with my girlfriends

1:10:20

even guy friends and they're like, you know what

1:10:22

you have got a point

1:10:24

They do not have ugly phases anymore And

1:10:26

I think it's because of social media probably because

1:10:28

of TikTok. They're getting all the tips that

1:10:30

we were deprived Okay,

1:10:33

we were ugly we used picnic

1:10:35

to edit our photos I don't know if you remember

1:10:37

what that was But that was a whole

1:10:39

other thing and then we also put

1:10:42

camis over t-shirts. We put Gauchos

1:10:45

on Bobby Jack, you know, we had headgear

1:10:48

and braces these girls are

1:10:50

cute They are freaking

1:10:52

cute. We were not cute. We were

1:10:55

ugly

1:10:56

I don't understand what happened there where

1:10:58

the disconnect was but it's just we're

1:11:00

not God's favorite I don't know. No, I

1:11:02

think she's so right because it's like the content

1:11:05

we were consuming Like we wanted to look like

1:11:07

a limited to model a la page but

1:11:09

like those girls, you know They had braces pigtails

1:11:12

like little schoolgirl skirts

1:11:14

and collared shirts Like

1:11:17

I had braces acne. Yeah

1:11:19

nowadays people I guess do Invisalign. They don't even

1:11:21

have braces I thought it was cool to have braces.

1:11:23

I like wanted braces and These

1:11:26

girls now are yeah They're like just learning

1:11:29

like I learned how to do my makeup when

1:11:31

I was 15 in the locker

1:11:33

room Looking at trying to look at

1:11:36

how other girls were putting on their makeup and they didn't

1:11:38

know how to put on their makeup We're now girls just going

1:11:40

to talk and have whole tutorials I

1:11:42

remember when I put blue under my eyelid

1:11:45

like on the bottom I thought I was like

1:11:47

so fucking cool and that's all I did. I put blue

1:11:49

eyeliner on the bottom on the bottom

1:11:51

lid

1:11:55

Like we

1:11:56

didn't know what's going on, but I liked

1:11:58

not being beautiful

1:12:01

until I turned 32.

1:12:03

I think it created my personality.

1:12:06

Yeah, I thought it was a nice observation

1:12:08

to finish with. Obviously,

1:12:11

I had my ugly face. I was wearing Z Cavaricis

1:12:13

and turtlenecks with Guido chains

1:12:16

around. If you don't know what Z Cavaricis

1:12:18

is, look them up. Even when the 80s came

1:12:20

back, Z Cavaricis didn't make a comeback. That's how

1:12:22

bad Z Cavaricis were. So

1:12:25

you can look them up

1:12:26

for

1:12:27

the Gen Z girlies.

1:12:31

Anyway, we gotta go, babe. You're literally... you're

1:12:34

dying on me here.

1:12:36

Oh my god, cuz I laid down. You

1:12:39

laid down.

1:12:40

Sorry, I had a whole shoot with

1:12:42

Nana all day and I'm

1:12:44

really excited for everyone to see it. But yeah,

1:12:46

Nana can't hear very well, so I had to like explain

1:12:50

everything to her. And she did incredible,

1:12:52

but it was like, you know, a long

1:12:55

day.

1:12:57

Well, I thought I was gonna die all day, but anyway,

1:12:59

let's hit the road. Okay,

1:13:05

thank you guys so much for listening.

1:13:08

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1:13:11

And every Monday we're putting out a prompt,

1:13:13

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1:13:16

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1:13:18

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1:13:19

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1:13:22

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1:13:24

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1:13:26

so we can continue to grow.

1:13:29

And

1:13:30

yeah, it's 1255 a.m. Let's get out

1:13:33

of here. Let's get out

1:13:35

of here. Love you guys. Bye! Bye. Time to hang

1:13:37

up.

1:13:39

Hi Hannah and Des. Here's the

1:13:42

thing.

1:13:43

I'm a high school English teacher and the

1:13:46

thing that bothers me about Gen

1:13:48

Z is that they love

1:13:50

to come after us millennials for

1:13:52

being obsessed with Harry Potter. They make fun of

1:13:55

us. Like, oh, what's your house?

1:13:57

Why do you care so much? And these kids...

1:13:59

kids they can't fucking read. They

1:14:02

can't.

1:14:03

It's dark, it's sad, RIP the Future of America,

1:14:05

but don't come after me for loving a book because you can't

1:14:07

read it yourself. So many people

1:14:10

of other generations will

1:14:13

look at social media and

1:14:16

like all these news articles about data

1:14:18

mining and you

1:14:20

know they're tracking us and blah

1:14:23

blah blah blah blah blah. I

1:14:25

don't give two shits like

1:14:27

okay yeah

1:14:29

look at my news, look

1:14:31

at my porn searches, look

1:14:34

at I

1:14:35

don't know what I ordered at

1:14:37

Chick-fil-A that one time. I'm

1:14:40

not Katniss Everdeen. I'm not gonna

1:14:42

go you know

1:14:44

like try to

1:14:46

defeat the system. I don't

1:14:49

give two flying fucks

1:14:51

and

1:14:52

other people just need to accept it.

1:14:54

Hi Hannah, hi Des, love

1:14:56

you guys.

1:14:59

So I feel like what pisses me

1:15:01

off the most with

1:15:04

Generation Z, Gen

1:15:06

Z's, is that

1:15:09

they really don't

1:15:10

know what it's like to wait.

1:15:13

Growing up as a millennial, I had dial-up

1:15:15

internet, you had to go to a restaurant

1:15:17

to eat,

1:15:18

you had to like wait for your

1:15:21

crush to come online so you could change

1:15:23

your MSN status. Like

1:15:26

you just learned how to be

1:15:28

patient and I just feel like Gen

1:15:31

Z expects everything. I mean you

1:15:33

can literally order anything now and have

1:15:35

it at your door. You

1:15:37

can text someone, FaceTime

1:15:41

them,

1:15:41

like I just really feel like

1:15:44

they

1:15:46

are missing out on some really good life

1:15:49

lessons.

1:15:50

Thanks guys. Hi Hannah

1:15:52

and Des,

1:15:54

love the pod. Thank you for making it.

1:15:56

Shout out GigglySquad.

1:16:00

What really, really

1:16:01

grinds my gears is that

1:16:04

now and days with this generation

1:16:06

people cannot have their

1:16:08

own opinion. It

1:16:10

drives me bonkers. If

1:16:13

you have a different opinion than somebody

1:16:15

else,

1:16:16

oh you're automatically wrong.

1:16:18

No, you can't have that. Oh you're supposed

1:16:20

to believe in what I believe in. And that just

1:16:22

drives me nuts. I think people

1:16:25

care about what other people think

1:16:27

too much. Like if somebody had a different opinion

1:16:29

than me, awesome,

1:16:30

great. Okay, like don't even

1:16:32

get me started here.

1:16:36

Basically I'm a newer mom.

1:16:38

My baby, I'll probably hear in the background, is

1:16:40

gonna be one on Saturday. So one

1:16:43

thing that's a new generational

1:16:47

issue that I've come across is that the

1:16:49

older generation thinks that they can do whatever

1:16:52

they want with your baby. They will feed it

1:16:54

things that your baby can't have.

1:16:56

They will kiss your baby. They will

1:16:58

hold your baby at

1:17:00

any time. They will not give your baby back when

1:17:02

your

1:17:02

baby's crying. Basically

1:17:05

like

1:17:06

chill out. Leave

1:17:08

people's babies alone and

1:17:11

everything will be great.

1:17:12

Love you guys.

1:17:13

Hi Hannah and Des. So

1:17:16

one thing that bothers me about like

1:17:18

my parents and grandparents generation is

1:17:21

that they think everywhere

1:17:24

besides where they live

1:17:27

and where they grew up is like the most

1:17:29

dangerous place

1:17:30

in the world. I am

1:17:33

a travel nurse. I work in the ER

1:17:35

but I also just travel a lot

1:17:37

anyway. And everywhere I go

1:17:40

like

1:17:41

I go to North Carolina and I go here and I get attacked

1:17:43

by a bear. I visit New York.

1:17:45

They're like, oh someone's gonna mug you and steal

1:17:48

your stuff. Like

1:17:49

when I go abroad it's always like you're gonna get

1:17:52

kidnapped and I'm like that could happen

1:17:55

anywhere. Mom

1:17:56

and dad. It could happen anywhere.

1:17:59

Put some women in

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