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welcome to hell you guys
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i am with delaney rome who
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i'd , did discover her on
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us together you're sick comes up twenty four seven
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i'm like i get it i think she's hilarious
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so do i just wanna say
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congrats you had million which is
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like fucking incredible
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, very well timed the an
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assassin i'm building up and are going to
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break you down still gonna run
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out me vivid the persona roselli for
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a second uses offered me liquid death for
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people oh no it's water in can
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ah says there's why there's
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so many liquids and liquids and the
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poll everyone is is
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like constantly trying to remain hydrated
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so that you know we looked good that
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any was that other thing is
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known as said when you're dehydrated
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and i can imagine yeah i feel
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sad i mean i haven't jaguars and
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citizen five that's the root all my issue
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lie yeah yeah yeah cause i then waters
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boring as fuck but the problem is in a
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life
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i wake up wouldn't i have to drink
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in the morning whatever you get a cough today
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skellig coffee then i went somewhere there like
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you want some com butcher can butcher whatever
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another know that think you're like for the people really get
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them come bridge and like the they and then went somewhere
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they had like a bulbous much latte
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so i had to try that share and then there
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was like the have a coconut
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latte
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whatever i target or and then yes
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done every fucking celsius strength of
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that are fucking cocaine rights
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and then i'm not even hungry
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because i have so much liquid and my body
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i can't even enjoy them as his secret
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than miami one analysis then yes
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, how you feeling right now he had on low dance
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are loaded and but was of
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salmon either and i am i ordered
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all the drinks of on one and i finally ordered
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access some in the choir valid
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owner who thought i was in that moment i'm titlist
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senate pronunciation pronunciation
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i learned i live i'm me
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queasy last
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minute queasy schwab my god that's so funny
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i said nicholas the lady and she just not with
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that of course he did work
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what she going roast you in front you
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who are you with it this lunch real a i
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was alone for reason i went
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where that where the hell is your husband your
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library to very attractive man is
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that can say he's beautiful that me through so
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happy very very good looking guys
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and i'm sitting at your wedding photos and a just
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look magical hundred meters i think
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hillary this guy them
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instagram and am either but
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a with like has we both are comedy and
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had mutual friends and he added me that
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he dm you he
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added me and i thought one as park as turns
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out
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mike murphy one earlier in i
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think he thought i was so where does like whatever
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, read and read hero and i haven't and
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had at it like sometimes they can people
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knows me precisely incredibly good looks get
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us i know they weren't layer on bit of hundred
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and for you never know that yeah so hard and
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then there co vid he the i'm because we we're
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quarantining a similar area in
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new york yeah what you have air the
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do you live in a line mike
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and know it wasn't for well as a
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, like alderman sir yeah i do
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i realized though that not too
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old the curtain not of
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the ages here i just realized you know
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i think is certain point where
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certain am just like it's
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not it's not vi the being for
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me
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i am kind of went out with somebody who is at
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the end my i'd say brown the bear
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which was
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the number thirty nine thirty
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nine honey how human
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already heck and he is exhausted
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now and i'm obsessed with that he is
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so tired he would never
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cheat on me he
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in arthritis and
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has arthritis
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or
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just go to walgreens and hang out in the advil
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section cuz their lower backs killing and
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it's so fucking jew for thirty two [unk] the
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are you okay you know it happened
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i think it with him i don't think was a wonderfully
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him because thirty nine is rape
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and young buck i think the perfect
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dates from your now is like thirty three but
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the said that said that man folder
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and twenty six okay okay okay
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okay okay say okay yes
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when i was twenty six
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the old guy ever ever was worthless thirty five
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and thought was like old
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the whom anybody or older
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am still okay but this was his you
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know it now that let's just talk about it
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neither of them the him he
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that this would i don't have no it
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doesn't have a definite with them
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well i you know i actually sent may be the first
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text of like is this isn't gonna
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work there in my life i would i would
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go sell say it i lie i like
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how many what's the most days
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the go on that you'd ghost do
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you like three just
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after the
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it
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that perfect i'm i'm very
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into the go seem because as an empire
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but , either much negative
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usa they see as good as it's a little
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com a your nipples are harder on an empire
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i feel sweaty
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ivy save , that
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i'm but i'm not a run either
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the if if you
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go on five days week
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what i do however have read wouldn't
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greenery for lot of
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one of and two days and you don't feel with
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the birth and eat dirt bike the to literally
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break up with strangers everyday that is emotionally
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taxing it's so that thing and if
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i don't respond that is litter leave the simplest
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way me saying i don't know you that well but
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what i've learned
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doesn't even heard loud
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in but we're so i am of yeah for
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likes to protect your own energy not
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them and for people like that span
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energy when if guy doesn't respond me
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after today
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love that i know i gotta tell me what doesn't
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like about me it i think i'm getting those said as
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is that not happen somewhere
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somewhere on the east limited guessing
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the
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i'm i'm
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i love your instagram bio
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and supervisor difficult hardly
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i'm bored or tic tac ones because you're like how
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do i want be immediately judge in only
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common carrier any don't want to be hockey
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but you want it says you overhead
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the a , the goal is air
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at person's oh that's a you know this is so
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years says delaney
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rome she her actor
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actress was just i like actress
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like don't know what says on that hey we're that hey into
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that yes and he
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lay having so much fake for
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on train
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wouldn't that mean what does that say about you
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what did you want to express of the world
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without then i you know
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i think i rip
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it from some know high refit i'm
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a possible i mean he dropping
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jerry o'connell eyes am a
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sort of like third party friend
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of mine and he was watching
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watching of a couple girls dancing on boat
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and he goes wow that's exactly
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what i'm saying
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hi that they're really really
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good kid it's ago
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last have and feel like
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feel like a period in my early twenties
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where i was just mom
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just balls the wow
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with the stories you know like the
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cell see in the bar
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mirror you know that kind thing
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a lot boomerangs a lot
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of that going on and was like that was my sake
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fun era i'm entered my real fun era that
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i think yeah , that
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single now and and
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very rich and rich for
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you really think of is ,
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i would consider it of course his new girlfriend now
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right
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on january also it's funny do
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considers of a comedian
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can you can use like can you please start
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okay because like i feel like
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the like the
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comic isn't you you
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have pure comedy energy pure
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comedy and a gentleman and also be honest you're
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you're acting and i feel a comedy
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is sector of acting like
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every night on stay i'm like giving performance
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or uses and of is so dead it's
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so glad you to on my show
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and ole i with us in august when
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it's not a hook it up i'm awesome i do new
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york mama all com and
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then we'll say the real me
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how you there
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naomi three am i summer real
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off on
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, with a greeting that bio of yours
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made me immediately like you because
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it's not over it's not over really
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self aware it also is empathetic
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to empathetic people looking the people being like
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hey i'm here with you that we know
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that we're all struggling with like
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comparing how much fun other people are having
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your life and you just
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inherently don't know why but i have always like rooted
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for you think you have good energy when i
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like look at my us and when
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we manage like with night we pass life probably
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yeah the i feel feel the canal
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it's giving pr my guys giving serious
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the out or thousand people get back
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to make the details of it said they
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were was okay where you from the
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oh no no see
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everybody dies said apologized
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possesses i'm
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from i'm
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from brooklyn new york
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i bought a new the
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something i went to college with guns and i
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always like tennis they are scotia
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oh early money they actually gave
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me influence on as on
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as i did have career that i did feel and but
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anyway
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but it would stand up and tennis i traveled
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to so many random cities the u
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s my do have to say as
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listening the new yorker you'll have to be like new yorker
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know the show but i found that every
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town hi block
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that is vi be and cool
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and has people
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say so don't judge
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okay are you
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okay to admit that i'm up has growing
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up in
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idaho of that lie i'm it was
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ah boring you know i don't remember
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i don't really do in high school
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don't oh yeah very blurry of
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area i don't i remember like getting
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breakfast once the summer sure
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yeah yeah from that one spot that
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when my name actually of about them
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of abraxas a huge i
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like food and president ever have been
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right on red muffin yes
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earth sure i it was it was fine
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you know it was it i i was
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when i saw confessions of a teenage drama
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queen who you are my
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guy who that movie that movie so
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fucking good i do think lindsay
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with the really to bully com she's from long island silly
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girl like me like i know that has the girls is like
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some amy schumer to it like girl from long
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island and you're like this could be
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me and i feel like the end of it when
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it was always like the perfect ending of her like being
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like have the and could see got
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the guy you're always like that movie where he
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does have you seen georgia rule yes
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that is can talk about as i just
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saw this and recently that is melissa
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ago and remember loving it and like guy
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was hot but think that was one after
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that i fully get really went downhill the
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craziest movie you have to watch it
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again because it it deserves
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someone some money to talk about on a podcast
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and will be , for that
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that why did on
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do on do that oh i don't
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let her being like slot he said
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it was like to
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the ord said hit her
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step dad molester or not
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yes it is
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i guess molester didn't the
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move around a little while
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now she's fucking crazy to
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his grave
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a it was terrible movie that was yeah
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when was younger i thought it was like interesting
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and naughty that was probably heard like trying
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to get outta the like disney type of
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that simple yeah five but
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maybe want it tried too
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hard too be tried way too hard
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on my god that guy now is with emma
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roberts i think
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i you favorite headland just cafe
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headland favorite just you know delaney
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my so thats this have to
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you know la
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which is my favorite bar bar you ever
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is my fourth time i just went cafe
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to be earth cafe nothing
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so bar is idaho have you
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i don't believe that okay okay
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okay the three you got any bought
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i got the bowl but when
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did green tea
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it was journey for me absolute mostly
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him for the comet how many companies beverages have
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yet i had
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who said the the celsius water and i'm i
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feel like i could not my head against at one of these
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bills and you could koolaid man decide
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to do , while oh
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you're saying for years i guess how
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like crazily designed this room is it's giving
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designed by man man who
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never grew out of his college dorms
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know the code giving do that by two
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men men like one man did it and
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was like bro is this good and they really
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they really cool is
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that we are thing like that is missing california
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flag missing flag tapestry says but no
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but i don't want talk about want to room
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do know the owner and book
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about book about then i'd find he'll laugh it
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used as humor but be because in
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stand up green rooms
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and every club and if a male
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dominated industry it
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is insane how
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different green room would be styled if
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it was a female damn it and streak of these rooms are
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straight up closet there's not mirror
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the bathroom is like right there so you have
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the shit yeah there's it was can been dead
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from your old yeah sitting together suffered and
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like society then there's
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, nothing like not even a candle
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the and and and dot and then there's idols
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of like tampons or anything like
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not vanity then it's literally
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just or holding cell before
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you go on and you lied to by and it's
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literally line for the right onto stage
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yes there's like red top of the
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lago tequila and that's
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about
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that of not even had even as
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they don't mean they don't give shit but i'm i
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actually don't really know really lot
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the actors sounds crazy but like i'm
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in new york so hang out com i
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guess there's and
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regular you run all the time factor
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yeah yeah
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all designed i don't drink that much i'm
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that i i didn't know actually asked
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before you came because i was like
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a summer is here i brought the girl a
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bottle champagne and she's like i'm sober i was like hm
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google cool i'm not sober but
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i am why are we
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no i cry when i smugly and i
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love people all my friends
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smoke we're
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i'm like they say fitting because i'm you
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have done i giggle a lot and i'm always
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hungry okay so like and stoners
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love me i'm non judge i'm
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an ally yeah i'm truly know
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and they are attracted to me that makes
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total sense i lou just an uber and the guys
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like i'm hi do you want to do want to shut
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out like that was most eli should are you kidding me
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the magician the submarine the street that was very l a
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m what is your acting
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journey ben oh nothing
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oh just oh just lot not working you
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can can you actually find a reality other f
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because i hear the like l a stories
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which either like i tried know and i left
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or a china lay some and some in a
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mall and then i was on billboard yeah
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felix as they don't talk about the complexity
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of it yeah it's system that i
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mean if i started because i was a so
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tired of not getting job as you have an agent
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the how many additions were doing weekly weekly
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that que
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once every six months like his crate
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and what kind of rolls on like a
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nina job raz yeah sort of in the
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vampire diaries and of thing yeah that that
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thing and then i'm of like i'm not
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that's i and i'm a big
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guess i sort of made me look that way i could
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do with cw thanks yeah but i am
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i'm just not what is your dream a
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dream like the dream career is
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like a jump jennifer lawrence m as emma
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stone
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lion the situation that's what
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i see for yankees a
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would be it will be like
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the meeting reality tv yeah like
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i you i can do anything guy can do
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it
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that it once since the best
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version of he how real is reality
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t v not a marietta it
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matter real like it's real
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for the fake
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reality that it
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creative total yeah
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brother
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not many of them as though
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is
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into a cigarette always
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going to or your mind marie mind
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remember what it was mine are mine worth
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your worth your incredibly
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like charlie chaplin over chaplin a
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yeah you are
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your parents supportive of the extra dream
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yeah they are i'm really really lucky
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they're coming in santa mirage is great celebrate
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one million i'm there so supportive
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to the point where my mom did not even expect for
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me to go college he's like no just going to it'll be an actress
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was like wow so they even me a
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little and yeah that's a pressure
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could come on yeah i can also it's not interesting
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for me to be like and my parents of supportive and then competition
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not at all you gotta be like she's fucking ones
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who need to be a doctor because was so small you
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those people yeah it's hard for them because
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like wow your that fucking smart that you actually have this
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option yeah no they were never lie
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i never thought i would do that yeah
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i know i'm thinking about it i'm like what i'm fuck
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their own meal me with a meal know
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just just what they didn't want to be myself
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yeah just don't be yourself be different that'll
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be great the different act like other people of different
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my mum actually said one of the meanest thing that's ever
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been said to me i'm been i'm to
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i'm we can laugh about now but in high school
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she was like uber have the local the
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movie and
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they are , around
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forever she invented meters and as he
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did i love maintain when it came out
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main character energy i was like to
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be looked at me like every time you look
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out of a of car window the
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as window the the breakaway the
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yes all the time i'm like
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like when you're in the obr you envision year like celebrity
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and documentary to think i'm ,
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be there soon i'm coming off as
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i'm exhausted i am exhausted and
21:40
and to say the a minute be there is
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lot like lot like to call
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my agent from the deal with an iron
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the or even just like when you're walking like
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i envisioned yeah i'm i'm totally the
21:52
star my own lovely every time i get legal
21:54
have difficult conversation with somebody or am
21:57
in argument i'll just got else another cigarette
21:59
smoke
22:00
so funny yeah i have a pack because i
22:02
do videos where the characters are often smoking
22:04
yeah and so i have the pack and
22:06
i will just
22:07
i light went off if i have like a weird
22:09
conversation and i'm just like
22:11
this as well you know it is form of a
22:13
you just said it feeling your feelings and
22:15
i'm not going to feel my feelings because i'm here to them
22:18
oh my god neither is my mother but if you're feeling
22:20
it then you like fully embrace it and then can move
22:22
on instead of bottling it all up
22:24
and then one day getting kicked off scott starbucks
22:27
did you know one of my friends
22:29
that was like
22:30
i know what i mean you are about
22:32
it feeling you're feeling it was
22:35
as an athlete
22:36
and people like us know because have the bring
22:38
it up at least four times that he's owed it's
22:40
ever going against your
22:42
you're what makes you good athlete is
22:44
to not look nervous move out scared
22:46
not be tired you but you have to be
22:48
robot shirt so like you're taught
22:50
to just suppress all emotions to be
22:53
it's like your warrior
22:55
the euro two million i feel as
22:57
i will ask ya than like
22:59
when you walked in with your cross party florida of
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the gloria more ,
23:04
i this anger and resign and women
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most he demands as i say no as
23:08
ah yes yes of as i had it ornamentals
23:11
yeah i see the rice you know what made
23:13
of it's his her com will debate that on
23:15
to that make notes that make and
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us pregnancy
23:23
till they and know that his
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ass off both of know exact
23:27
same word get out of this
23:29
is a synonym for his house that about
23:31
synonym as synonym for
23:34
but i do think as an actor you have to
23:36
channel a motion a
23:39
which that what might
23:41
be why the
23:42
comedian like we just turn everything
23:44
into let's make this funny rent
23:46
whether it's pain embarrassment
23:48
shame
23:51
embarrassment
23:52
you may game the anger that
23:54
same virus man city
23:57
where your comedy is literally just selling
23:59
birth
24:00
the results are just like complaining about the
24:02
of yes and the you
24:04
know that you were hilarious
24:07
you don't feel that way this isn't
24:10
okay i'm i don't mean to brag but like i've
24:13
recorded hundreds episodes of
24:15
with the best comedians in the world thank you
24:17
the i remember your daughter said know your up
24:19
to be it literally like i feel like i'm talking
24:21
about that is very very stop with
24:24
whatever other bullshit whatever the others
24:26
of the idaho and and i see you
24:28
you will get in through comedy and eventually
24:30
you'll do more the serious roles but
24:32
like jennifer lawrence were like your nuance
24:34
and hard the movie people my two biggest fucking
24:37
hilarious but like it's not the slayer comedy movie
24:39
yeah me and nothing i'd like i'm
24:41
you know the
24:43
funny thing about
24:46
this whole thing like
24:48
i was thing i would like have offer on has like
24:50
while i can write jokes so can didn't
24:53
trust that it would work out because
24:55
of my talents i just trusted that
24:57
i'd like trusted have sort of the the
25:00
constitution to get up in right jokes
25:02
every morning like that with was like
25:04
that's how this will go somewhere because
25:06
our i will be consistent with it but i didn't wasn't
25:08
able lead to as my town okay
25:10
i love this book the best that eraser like
25:12
i'm regardless i know i can least for card
25:15
yes what is what was your process
25:17
when you first start off the tic tac like day
25:19
to day and co vid what are you doing
25:21
it was so free back then because
25:24
i'm i didn't know exactly what worked yet
25:26
so i was during lots , different
25:28
things on of my favorite ones
25:30
that wrote that is like tpp deep deep
25:32
in early may my third video it's like just
25:34
two girls talking about cauliflower rice
25:36
and was like that that kind
25:38
of format was this
25:41
something that can you know i did that with that that with
25:43
funny like have our it fucking sucks
25:45
like the summertime and i guess i'm
25:47
and then it a vault like i always
25:49
see their season in the
25:51
content like a like in television
25:53
show like you can see when i figured something
25:55
new out and i'm starting do something the rents and
25:57
that's really interesting though back but it's the depressed
26:00
what is like get up
26:02
and now that more structured i will
26:05
wake up anywhere between seven
26:07
am and eleven am
26:12
they could i admit eleven go down over
26:14
as soldier for than horrible move aside
26:16
so i ended up going the dinner and have and i'm
26:18
bad at math but about a hundred nine
26:20
glasses of wine yeah i'm
26:23
and anyway so isolated threats
26:25
and then i'm from eleven
26:28
to two is my time where
26:30
i make tic tacs right tix odds
26:32
and that can also look like just watching sit
26:34
up front either that or yeah yeah yeah
26:37
and then and then you've of rest your life
26:39
the than added new lawyer with get it or
26:41
hostage at them do you really
26:43
unhealthy i see like
26:45
i'm like constipated in every way
26:47
if i have not made video yeah
26:50
and are are unless it's my days off which i consider
26:52
like friday saturday sunday or centers and yeah
26:54
i mean i find with tic tac like you could
26:56
say constipated but also more like you
26:59
just
27:00
i just get high from it like it's
27:02
an ally him as it it truly
27:04
today and i'm fully addicted i also joke has
27:07
i would lead to tic dot game
27:09
i was like well the thing on my instagram
27:11
and of months ago was doing well and incident
27:13
it goes crazy
27:15
i mean now i hate instagram
27:17
i'm not them into embryos may
27:19
i was
27:20
the your i am a hearse for the young
27:22
amazing granny
27:25
no like six the
27:27
go
27:28
i was like i got out of pretty bad
27:30
depression and than i was like i i
27:33
just want us are posting i'm gonna put to
27:35
three times day for the commands crazy and
27:37
then i lot but i
27:39
do on
27:41
do like to talking like i think funny
27:43
premise and i'll just like scientists
27:45
straight a joke and just like say a concept
27:48
and over note the ending is yet but i'll
27:50
go france and then like a month you'll see onstage
27:52
to have go well thought out bit about it though use
27:54
it like fourth minute because i don't like sitting down and
27:56
writing i also know when things are
27:58
funny or by saying out loud
28:00
know you nicely like i write on stage they got
28:02
to say something and then the pressure to com
28:04
something funny happened creamer when
28:06
you're writing it's sometimes
28:08
it doesn't yeah he hasn't
28:10
parlay yeah but i mean puts
28:12
but videos were like you do like
28:15
i feel like it's nice to be were in our ally the
28:17
time but it's all like
28:19
that you probably think usher also when you're dislike yeah
28:21
recording it i won't necessarily like
28:24
you know actually write it but writing
28:26
for me is also looks like putting up the camera
28:28
and unlike just saying thing as
28:31
and then being my hand or something how
28:33
good are you at watching and like knowing if
28:35
it's actually funny i
28:37
know pretty much right when i posted
28:40
it'll go
28:41
yeah and then away from the media reaction
28:43
well like
28:45
i mean it's like , got down a science
28:47
out like all posts a video and within
28:49
the first five minutes if it's if it's a this
28:52
ratio i'm like that's going to hit million
28:54
but sometimes pick talk some
28:56
them you will not move if sneaky and
28:58
then it's moving yeah
29:00
i find that that rarely happens and is the
29:02
thing that i hold on sound like dunno i really
29:05
don't worry i have worry i had point
29:07
where i'm where like picked
29:09
up actually deleted my account and then like all data
29:11
was gone and i cannot start the algorithm from
29:13
beginning a recently i
29:15
saw
29:17
and were gonna lie about with a bug and i was like
29:19
okay why build on know you you only
29:21
compensation know his cousin them
29:24
normally like you know you have your basically
29:26
number that you had yeah basic number
29:28
basically with like nothing now so
29:30
on so anyway that's manish it's have
29:32
you ever had time where the algorithm with tough with you
29:35
ah haha
29:36
i try not blame the algorithm i
29:38
do i go to set of an anti side
29:40
idea that as being like i'm
29:42
the than anything other than funny
29:44
how that the that know that play out
29:46
i've been going i like shadow banned a time
29:48
that i've , videos
29:50
in rush out of and it's but simply
29:52
the says shadow that move on on
29:56
know i
29:58
will say like there have been
30:00
times where i just think i was in
30:02
in touch with what was working in my writing
30:04
wasn't working gym and maybe us
30:06
pandering whenever you pander
30:08
i think he people people can
30:11
can you define what you mean by pan eight hundred
30:13
i mean you are creating content
30:16
hoping that people will like yes
30:19
you know what i mean you're that i sometimes it's
30:21
like would like would i i started as of
30:24
how many video producer batches like
30:26
six hours ago and i was
30:28
the first of the seven tire the first presence
30:30
we didn't know how gonna go like they're like make funny
30:32
videos and i just learned like if you
30:34
don't hook people in the first
30:36
five to seven second yeah and
30:39
by hook that also new ones like hug means
30:41
like it's funny but also makes people
30:43
wanna listen more that you can just have the jokes
30:45
and you hard in beginning and then it has
30:47
to have the rabbit the answer sometimes have new kayaks we
30:49
really good but like the beginning wasn't
30:51
like yeah like hot enough
30:54
for people to be like in total it so
30:56
crazy when i'll see like a really amazing
30:58
video with maybe like a thousand years
31:00
and might ah this is so slept on and
31:02
it's because yeah that was on mark
31:04
either right laying yes why
31:07
kind of creative opportunities i
31:10
think that brought you outside
31:12
the
31:16
gosh outside that well you know it
31:18
hurts me up with my agents you know
31:20
home with you to a now and i
31:23
hooked me up
31:24
idaho delaney delaney
31:30
against apartment have you ever been to her apartment i've
31:32
only seen in video ever know
31:34
nine sure to really cute dogs yeah
31:36
they were humping each other on the on our first
31:38
call
31:38
though of avenue and or i'll have that
31:40
are there any mean when is that what have you love that why
31:43
don't you love that
31:45
have you ever had in i have you ever humped i'm
31:48
not gonna judge a good dry homes for
31:50
a judge a t as mother like
31:53
mother same mother
31:54
on a dry hump again on
31:57
, single person they could
31:59
just
32:00
until really feel like dry hum seen
32:02
as i wonder what there's
32:04
a scene where justin timberlake is dry humping someone
32:07
in like some corny movie oh in
32:09
and in i yup i have
32:11
a hold on here it is it's called
32:13
shame and the benefits yes he has
32:16
and of on her and also the dry humping and done
32:18
with it one dawned on one nine
32:20
john johansen that
32:22
joseph gordon levitt my celebrity look like fan
32:28
i do not to him and and
32:30
vladimir putin he was
32:32
more i am not bad
32:34
home
32:36
now what if they can what is a good your job
32:38
algiers lad meet them third
32:40
girl i said you the
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i'd say the group i'm pretty w
32:45
no i don't know again at about i know you're
32:47
nina i needed her
32:49
needs i saw her that and and it's unsettling
32:51
dear nema and vlad the
32:54
baby
32:56
you know you most people not in l a when you name
32:58
celebrity no one the story about
33:00
them everyone
33:02
oh yeah she's get me a line nine of on
33:04
the other a cafe and hard to come on
33:06
earth yes no no ,
33:08
not of i'm i'm to dot is censored
33:10
is the other than
33:13
i saw her in sunlight it so that her
33:16
just over his have you been athens his have it's
33:18
of the haven't been on underwear white house the when i
33:20
come back hit you up see finally basically
33:22
may
33:22
there i feel like of los angeles at this
33:24
point the nightlife situation cause i go out
33:26
i do not know that your party
33:28
girly yeah think that how long have been
33:30
a party girly i'm in mid where are you know a drink
33:32
hardy girl at know
33:34
if i'd if don't know it's some it's
33:36
west
33:38
if we if it was his them announced
33:40
in was mountain west that
33:43
it again colorado and they did not know where
33:45
they were if i'm not great with geography the realized
33:48
like i don't know
33:49
often times is places a city
33:52
or country what's
33:54
okay the capital city
33:56
wiping on foreign i five a bit
33:58
late to the everything about everything and if it's
34:00
little scary but i'm like niners
34:02
are not okay that's country the
34:05
only reason i only needed
34:08
that you know when you see these two thousand
34:10
a day said run into said mood he did
34:13
those presents did don't know
34:15
of another do focus groups the
34:17
i do not judge the people because
34:19
i'm rubbish that will blank out if
34:21
you're like tell me the alphabet of the hell
34:24
out of his side i'm also
34:26
that bitch who would during a cold so i just don't judge
34:28
people as we have done absolutely and will
34:30
get her she i'm yeah so i've been a party
34:32
girl owed season
34:35
oh no not since high school when i was
34:37
pretty chill and high school a college
34:40
college for sure
34:41
what are the nightlife scene would you like
34:43
about a in l a bomb it's
34:45
this thing of like and i'm assuming
34:47
it a little poetic yeah it's like
34:51
damn
34:54
i'm i'm gonna say this
34:56
thing a it's like when you have
34:58
when you're out and
34:59
you with your girls and you're
35:01
at a that you love and
35:03
then you have that our home near
35:06
the couple drink then things start
35:08
happening you know like
35:10
ear to flake or how did i end up
35:12
here with these people and
35:14
like i love that i love like
35:18
free fall of at the nightlife
35:20
in los angeles think it's very vienna
35:22
good money or even good party group
35:24
absolutely , that it to me is like
35:26
the core he has like if you have that
35:28
group that down to do
35:31
anything yeah my hands are the most
35:33
fun people i know it a colony
35:35
girls are a joy hang out with college
35:37
now yes i go out
35:40
with an ownership swanee are all
35:42
the mass my yeah i guess i'd read
35:44
a and everyone thinks i'm fucking play
35:46
such that i remember that
35:49
i'm literally pessimism
35:52
some of them yeah some your hangouts other
35:54
actors yes it's us it's
35:57
terrible haven't would agree that iraq and
35:59
will love what how the
36:01
traditional like
36:04
hulk in the comics first act there isn't
36:06
the comics makes minute actors because
36:08
they say that actors like believe
36:11
themselves like say like actors
36:13
like the
36:15
i'm gonna be a , hour
36:17
and i and they just like have so much
36:19
believe that they're the greatest wow harm actually
36:21
all think were the worst doesn't like i'll kill on
36:23
stage walk off and some of like a job and
36:25
i'm like it's nice i had friends like in his me
36:27
a and it just like we all hate each other so
36:29
i mean that his week we really each other the wiki
36:32
ourselves on but it's both
36:34
competitively actors have this like
36:37
like now i summer
36:39
it's almost hot thirty relativity
36:41
rarely that know they say public it's a toxic
36:43
positivity the like i don't want to be around as
36:45
friend is so fucking toxic we positive
36:48
an ethical or out only another that the
36:52
let me believe i'm innocent let
36:54
me i have to believe that because like
36:56
i don't know how you feel about
36:59
being someone who on internet but you're
37:01
constantly trailing hamper your
37:03
ego because you spend all day
37:06
thinking about your life you know clear
37:08
writing weakened by yourself because yourself
37:11
is your business exactly and that's that
37:13
gets to you after a
37:15
and then i am you know so it's something
37:17
i'm always like trying to be aware of like how can
37:19
i outside
37:21
of the little world that i created in my
37:24
apartment all day long yeah when i go
37:26
out and and with my friends like you know too
37:28
late
37:29
get focus off myself little has but it's
37:31
the young and cited of bone marrow might
37:33
be my see a
37:35
guy may have been other three of us are always
37:38
sick or nobel prizes in the mail getting darker
37:40
yeah least since i've been psychoanalyzing the whole
37:42
time yes sir sarcastic comment sarcastic saloon
37:44
i've realized
37:47
we've decided you're very funny old
37:50
why the fuck happened to you when
37:52
you're younger alla was so dark
37:55
that you realize you need
37:58
the last yeah can see that on in
38:02
i'd say that i'm but a
38:04
bit beyond that i i
38:08
i i i don't know we moved
38:10
around a lot and i am
38:14
don't know maybe it was not being super
38:16
popular i think that it's like
38:19
the sleep for the most important
38:21
thing but it doesn't make you feel
38:23
a little bit like long
38:25
like who am i
38:27
the all to i don't know what idaho schools are like
38:29
but i i know that new york everyone is
38:31
very different than and like you're kind cool
38:33
if you're different and sometimes in like middle
38:36
america is an admin on that okay
38:38
you're was that he went over there was
38:41
, go for the
38:43
third the movies third the like everyone
38:46
is alive yet if you're not
38:48
like
38:49
it's like someone just has like big ten
38:51
than makes down and
38:53
i was a so comically uni other
38:56
at at school really
38:59
hard for me really
39:02
notice that boy you have good idea
39:04
depression yeah both mostly depressing
39:08
last night i was really like as it is
39:10
that's coming would happen though
39:12
hit a million i
39:17
the president of reality ass
39:19
yeah reality i had a million side
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as i did say did
39:23
see for so though the very aggressive is very
39:25
active videos lv are no comic
39:28
whoever has million would ever
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do them racer them ourselves very
39:32
accurate view and are not seen good bad
39:34
way amd as observe you know the susan
39:36
like you know when the right walking down the aisle and
39:38
fattah the husband's like a has to craft
39:41
a fucking prior find get his
39:43
you know that and i when my fiance propose
39:45
an academic of don't crack
39:47
cry like the
39:48
moment and i am i put yeah i should
39:51
out lie own how i like pardon
39:55
that i
39:58
got it was for me or whatever
40:00
me either , com about
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his face and people so i was like mom
40:04
and and
40:06
like vanilla you know that
40:08
needs is citizen they
40:10
have you probably could have like not influenced
40:13
by ear have it also i'm we did
40:15
i know like that inevitable i got it
40:17
it's value is is the
40:19
a new kind of the know the mint
40:21
million
40:22
her and then the next guy
40:24
i woke up and someone hi really
40:26
wanted to have heard from the about
40:29
it didn't reach out
40:31
and i was like someone sally are
40:33
you i guess maybe
40:36
mine is protecting their shouldn't you
40:38
are perhaps for that
40:40
but that i also though
40:42
remember when i was
40:45
dating
40:46
meghan the day yes yes dinosaurs
40:49
around yeah have made
40:51
it remember the
40:53
volatile early relationship
40:55
emotions were you don't really know the person
40:58
but like you obviously want them to be great
41:00
so your life leave that they're
41:02
great until they show you not and then it they
41:04
always fucking hurts and it's a very
41:07
drug a doberman thing yeah but
41:09
also like i'm telling you know
41:12
don't waste time like oh
41:14
also said the right thing as i've said
41:16
do this or i should trick on whatever
41:19
like you with right person you're you could
41:21
literally bourbon entire park asthma
41:23
be like that goes great yes yeah now
41:25
and them as a thing about eating
41:30
though and i
41:32
have have time with that because ultimately everything
41:35
must like the great
41:37
whether it's you're giving them the decency
41:39
to to send attacks like
41:41
as the other day
41:43
cringe i'm or ghost
41:45
or you date or you married or
41:48
they die honestly a successful relationship
41:50
is one them dies me as that's more one them
41:52
ends up chopped up in your face
41:54
and fridge that the right one them
41:56
and of your lampshade physicists
42:01
one of us is going to come they'd
42:02
feel it's i can see where girl right arrow odds
42:04
are have a somewhat not even
42:07
what
42:07
it with your title skyn tall
42:12
that like a funny topic
42:15
yeah not like a serious tall enough
42:17
he saw a goose goofing toggles
42:19
inside know i'm
42:21
i'm upset at young play
42:24
they you have great scan think
42:26
year and a even looked and it was article
42:28
that on the cut that was like yours guarantee
42:30
him and that unlike fucking
42:32
twenty six
42:33
you don't in sun for like three days for as
42:35
so i hate the sun and willing to sign or that
42:37
guy wires into adulthood spilling know that yes
42:40
can we stop promoting seen curtains
42:42
of girls
42:43
under twenty seven put really good point
42:47
and i'm not entitled sail began about
42:49
haley bieber that
42:51
actions noses up at twenty
42:53
five oh i'm done i'm
42:55
fucking the i'm in rant about this for months
42:58
the thing is i i really
42:59
do can be where am i like are they really
43:01
is incredible skin is incredible and discussed
43:03
what
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or is he just twenty five with plan
43:07
to see the scenes seemed like this could be a special
43:09
i met this person
43:11
i mean i dunno hotter as you just when
43:13
saw his in this is exactly and
43:15
and like the whole glow smoothie oh drink
43:17
and i'm like i'm still sad i'm also
43:20
this is
43:21
coming from someone with amazing skyn
43:23
i have amazing scan and party i and i'm gonna i'm
43:25
going be great on don't worry about me everything
43:27
and audio the think the
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you thought twenty six was young sir
43:35
thirty one thirty thirty
43:37
i'm turning thirty one august look at those goods
43:40
of those goods but i'm also i'm until it
43:42
analyze like that china billings i like younger
43:44
it's like can we just like lotus yes
43:46
to spearhead you're going to get avoid in
43:49
early twenties
43:50
you don't want people think you're younger kids
43:52
your guns and then you're gonna hit year
43:54
were suddenly you go you
43:57
are younger yeah and i'll have been at in
43:59
wrote to you
44:00
how do you fucking we are have had the thing is
44:02
as i'm getting older i'm finding
44:04
it like such as blake
44:06
relief oh i love getting older
44:08
it's really nice but you know i like
44:11
it because i actually
44:12
i'm a bad partier ah
44:14
i am in my help me more about the yeah i'm
44:16
in my head as a partier like
44:18
i am i've always been very like result oriented person
44:20
that i've worked on i'm getting better at billable ago
44:23
wow and if like if the guy
44:25
like isn't there are like the friend group
44:27
isn't like the one i feel is right
44:29
energies not their what
44:31
, have to do tomorrow is bugging me like i will over
44:33
think anything to be like why should be there but
44:35
it's haven't had yellow i'd like seventeen i call
44:37
my mom and be like i should camelot
44:40
ago his party right
44:41
the i never want go to parties i also social
44:44
anxiety yeah large groups
44:46
i love one on one on one two may be
44:48
with one on three rebel moment yeah
44:50
but like yeah hardy that
44:52
gets me media excited he he's
44:54
and i often don't drink a lot yeah well
44:57
maybe that's why don't have a sister as they
44:59
drink lot i have verb as thing
45:01
you will
45:02
yeah i'm i definitely have a glass of wine for the
45:04
day i'm here yeah i
45:07
am pretty much the opposite legs
45:10
i'm i'm i'm giving myself
45:12
reasons like you know why
45:14
should go out a minor illegal
45:16
podcast tomorrow that similar edition the money
45:18
or do tic tac go out go
45:20
out yeah yeah yeah so funny
45:22
because i will literally
45:24
come up with unlike it's windy i can cause
45:27
it's , windy where
45:29
i'm wearing my marilyn monroe dress
45:32
any like you love it
45:37
would i'm similar to you though were
45:39
actually i'm like full on both anxious
45:42
and depressed a half so
45:44
best yeah it's yeah it's
45:46
am i feel very a dynamic duo
45:48
yeah yeah yeah yeah some i
45:51
silvery the cats to my
45:53
depression develop she
45:55
you them she's
45:58
like i feel ashamed
46:00
i'm i'm like her yeah and i like you're
46:02
embarrassed that you got i
46:04
have my captivity know but everyone
46:07
just get one because i a small
46:09
apartment that it would smell and
46:11
of d sort of a
46:13
the river and hope everyone is that delete
46:15
them as friends on follow mew
46:20
that are the queen is animals in the world the
46:22
clean themselves every day and you get a
46:24
nice litter box that like very modern nowadays
46:27
and it won't smell like your mother cat
46:29
food when you open it up and on the eat it yeah
46:32
you're associate cat food with like
46:34
love and your cat and happiness so
46:36
do have cat and yeah yeah couple
46:38
yeah yeah i have one my mama's
46:40
for the like they were mine would outside
46:44
oh
46:45
yeah oh no more but like sides together
46:47
on a luxury you need a cat israeli
46:49
government to the problem is that lived
46:51
person then
46:53
i then like you lie down on the couch
46:55
eternity in candidate
47:00
and she will cuddle up and but
47:02
they help you could instead of feeling
47:05
alone really sad she will per like
47:07
my cat knows my anxiety ago my chest
47:09
and per that's really sweet but then you're
47:11
not going anywhere cause you're in like cause full
47:13
a love embrace army
47:15
of embrace good officer i
47:18
gotta go i
47:20
normally wouldn't be putting cat lowers your guy
47:23
the and like it also gives that moment
47:25
to get out of your own heard the topic but
47:27
and also it is good for to dot content you'll
47:29
have like so many more like the little
47:31
cutie mom and get concept cat yes
47:33
every like hockey on the east side
47:35
which is like we were republic silverlake
47:38
area has the
47:40
cat yeah and dress is like a grandfather
47:43
and a like the hottest bitch alive that
47:45
it is yeah that's what i want yeah
47:47
i'm like it that's what wanna tag i'm
47:50
a really good vibes and nuts
47:52
the i guess that's how i want but as well i
47:54
feel like most part as it turns into me like china
47:56
convince people to get kept getting healthy
47:59
for anyone i'm like cat missionaries
48:01
my shirt as as as much as for i am
48:04
the pressure airbus address he poses
48:06
that's rampage it's taken me for
48:08
years and she broke like she literally
48:11
og like and know why
48:14
go on a cat loudly because i
48:16
do it's efforts i'm settled on not subtle
48:18
them subtle it's all yeah maybe
48:22
never wanted a baby have another married
48:24
i'm like of
48:27
these are you night before got married you're like a were
48:29
just snorting plan b and i don't like
48:31
is that looked down sure
48:34
it is plan b than mine after my wedding
48:37
are you kidding me because kidding just like a
48:39
not honor a my mom birth control
48:41
but birth am chaotic with it plans
48:43
the week of the wedding i how
48:45
are you know remember take a risk enjoy going to marry that week
48:47
i'm ides of things really
48:49
worried whatever lad mass i
48:52
literally was spotting and other the fuck
48:54
i spotted in the morning and other
48:56
no i should not be of my period right now drive
48:58
you to cbs
49:01
that's ever that see the a we had moment
49:03
i said if you wanna baby who like this is this
49:05
is it like i'm like deluxe tech the apu
49:07
like the circles like you are an
49:09
ivy later scissorhands imagine
49:13
, sex on my wedding night night
49:15
always like a worthy admittedly had a goal
49:17
for a looming like he took
49:20
me elsa bar i was a stance and by social
49:22
my friends to see centering men from my life and
49:25
he was like where you're coming home with yeah
49:28
yeah we just fucking
49:30
you've over sober so i'm like drunk
49:32
okay and enjoying life amazing
49:35
that's why he looks so lovely
49:37
because he sober yeah but
49:39
whose son of eighteen he was youth fun
49:42
youth know him when him when eating know but saw
49:44
laughter know we can agree the
49:47
i see , i just
49:49
i do to say i think i said it on the pod but
49:51
i as we both give speeches or of of comics
49:54
and he was like him in his speech like murdering
49:56
last arm and they're easy and
49:58
i might after haven't even job
50:00
mccann my phone like fuck i'll go try to take
50:02
an embryo thrilling either follow him and
50:04
was or the bomb following as her and he's like
50:06
we're going to phone cause she's getting ready for her
50:08
them and laughing on so
50:10
, i get up and like it was kind starring slow by did
50:12
our purpose gotta give them the mood
50:14
back down that's right for it'll make them thing
50:16
for flat we'll get some tension as a
50:18
as going to bomb scum other sites and then was like
50:21
i'm so sad that i think it's experience
50:23
lot things in life with him and his
50:25
experience but it made him who is today and
50:27
like and i do wish
50:29
i met him college
50:31
the been in kindergarten and was matter how
50:34
hard it was it mean avoiding say let's
50:36
be on yeah absolutely were going around
50:38
to it up at the game hell
50:40
yeah
50:41
the open it and eventually not a joke
50:43
games that rapid fire thing you know
50:46
aka i find
50:48
gosh when like
50:50
viewed rebrand rebrand
50:52
that this is coded just silly but sit
50:54
up it's called the seven deadly
50:57
sins great
51:01
the interview
51:05
when you greedy about
51:10
where ago that is so
51:12
funny yeah
51:14
but are you also person that'll have random month that
51:16
you're like i don't go out anymore
51:19
yeah i'm i mean location one
51:22
is like what's my for i will not go to
51:24
west side
51:25
he did some can give me three places i have to
51:27
go out they sell
51:30
this guy's is supposed to begovic zola tenants
51:32
of trees lola
51:35
what your vibe aesthetic right now for the place
51:37
i wanted to feel like i'm in someone's i'm
51:40
really well designed living room dimly
51:42
lit real cornells i'm
51:44
a bartender who like little me yeah
51:46
i'm every median age thirty
51:50
five focus on a
51:53
little love going
51:54
new your i'm sort litter and i see i've ever
51:56
and i do in a hurry here for an animal wow
51:58
and you'll see what do
52:00
to a threat now i'm a
52:02
aren't when a killer sarah please don't
52:04
receive i've never even tasted
52:06
aren't run
52:10
do you like wine general guide him and
52:13
but i brought to lot of the one yes you did i
52:15
want it's you starting
52:17
alcohol line
52:19
i would be open to enter the the silly girl is
52:21
so eager the mercy yes yes
52:23
and you would just do like tons of funny videos
52:25
money at this or that i am yeah
52:28
i'm in a matter of handling free kindle enter
52:32
on a horse and lot of
52:35
, and bad mood or lesser
52:38
and sat on my he was feather
52:40
knew that was crazy and
52:42
like and sense but they will recover
52:44
from illinois senior figure in gray's
52:47
yes good tequila had good say as good
52:49
as as good one like blind taste
52:51
test and stuff on
52:53
wanna do a tic tac i haven't like sought it out yet
52:55
but about girls
52:57
who would you think about how liking sweet wine
52:59
so down upon like everyone is cool drinks
53:01
dry wine but like i
53:03
want to drink grape juice again what manischewitz
53:06
isn't okay well then you would like orange wine
53:08
or like the full naturalizing because
53:10
it is very late apple's you see the
53:12
own thing yeah i know it sounds like such
53:14
dick thing know it's so good i love
53:17
i used the like love hearing l a culture
53:19
and now i love like embracing yeah you
53:22
got in brooklyn is all natural lion yeah
53:25
okay , for
53:27
you envious of
53:34
my only serve i need to be a type
53:36
of person to i'm gonna go
53:39
someone just like ran through my mind them
53:41
and disappear oh prior
53:44
gerber
53:46
not horrible answer is you just seat in
53:48
hottest guy three announcers are now
53:50
she's with awesome butler and before that shoes
53:52
with jacob lordy yeah
53:54
but as many chains that answer i'm
53:57
answer i'm of probably
53:59
like a
54:00
yeah maybe jennifer lions she's got tired of
54:02
it all a going on and i do
54:04
think who
54:06
do so successful that you don't have
54:08
for for media is like the ultimate
54:10
flag it's that
54:12
, oh you're so famous
54:14
you have peace yeah yeah
54:17
really you know injuries that baby
54:19
and she's got a man i found
54:21
these aren't totally hi i'm
54:24
yeah she's yeah at jealous
54:26
and like really nontoxic
54:28
way that like way that just really i
54:30
just admire her so guess at an answer the question
54:32
lampshade of snow those a good answer and
54:35
also very jealous to see a sort of negative
54:37
on as he also said want to say
54:39
though like with the like joseph girls
54:41
with the hawkeyes they and jealous and like oh
54:43
like i speier yellow go off the ads
54:45
like okay lol with goods
54:48
such the famous one and probably
54:50
know those it
54:52
is intolerable to actually like date
54:54
bam but like a statically it looks
54:56
cool and yeah good for ivory ever feed
54:58
it a high monster never dated
55:00
hot guy who i am who i
55:02
felt like respect for
55:10
yeah no i will also ,
55:12
that there was some like larry
55:15
layering like whole or something
55:17
missing like you know i'm
55:20
good people you know like all my exes good
55:22
people are awesome yeah i didn't realize
55:24
that like that
55:26
would get distracted by tall very handsome man
55:28
like i am oh yeah very shallow with man i
55:30
like to collect them like like i think our
55:32
feminists to be like have a male models
55:34
and athletes around you am i
55:36
gonna be my little try to beat like i'm pretend
55:39
and like pimp that awesome but
55:41
then like ominous year of the feminists i'm phones
55:43
icon yeah but then you don't really
55:45
like that they're boring because you're like
55:47
so buzz by like the high that they're
55:49
hot and six i know a maybe like rich
55:52
or famous and then you're like
55:54
the take long for that but go
55:56
down and than you are empty and
55:59
you we gonna really annoying
56:00
not about that consumer and twenty
56:02
minutes oh shit it's
56:04
literally been in overrides that i've been
56:06
like that like that you realize you have be on when
56:08
you have to be out is why unless you
56:10
have to be away from your friends because you lie
56:12
i get off on the them
56:15
from the days later knowing
56:17
that like the how we look and it's
56:20
fun and then years suck in just
56:22
yeah listening to their thought as always
56:24
in the back of of the back of an ober
56:26
is for realizing you hate someone
56:28
and for secret crying
56:30
violent cry a silent cry
56:33
late at night yes yeah yeah
56:35
yeah what
56:39
what you gluttonous about what you over indulgence
56:41
create question on maybe
56:44
i'll answer from it in arena
56:47
the you give yourself a break or
56:50
know
56:50
i'm really good about not
56:52
being on my phone when i'm with people and
56:55
on the weekends i'm really good about that
56:57
but i'm i feel like the yeah
57:00
with a pinch
57:02
you pursue your to go grills on your instagram
57:04
some of them some okay this is so
57:06
six by i'm just like you know instagram
57:08
there's it's so integral and dating that
57:10
i get self conscious about posting like
57:13
my really where i look really shitty some
57:15
of them i am mit
57:16
mediocre douglas i ever look is on titov
57:18
i don't know why the know crazy where
57:21
you marla
57:23
have you like being authentic yeah people get your
57:25
energy than a if a guy does
57:27
not want to fuck you because you you
57:30
have a weird angle in the video is not your your
57:32
my other true i mean did my husband messaging
57:35
other day and like with work on our lives lighting
57:37
and angles could i yelled at a minute or
57:39
he's also the vein one will he yeah
57:41
and i was i purposely like
57:44
related was really important yeah
57:47
, i am overlaid i'll queen yeah
57:50
as can tell you i would like dripping in diamonds
57:52
as i am literally jumping fly right now yeah
57:54
but officer earned his his wedding dynamics
57:57
of the like i'd
58:00
they purposely yeah i just think
58:02
the guy that can fall in love with you is not gonna
58:04
pick you because he's like she
58:08
he hurt her phases of ago
58:10
that you can do it on we got everything else goes magical
58:12
everything and sure that the second line he reiterated
58:14
this to me the thing
58:17
what i do think when
58:19
you're if you're in lay your younger you're partying
58:21
is so easy be like any other be so fucking
58:23
hard get hot guys when
58:26
with you
58:28
you are fucking hot and you know it's even hotter
58:30
when you are
58:32
not always like scared
58:34
to look at life yes his daughter
58:36
the glad that confident you brought that up
58:38
because i like i say this all the time
58:40
that with the tic toc journey like i've
58:42
never been more aware of my flaws
58:45
physically and i have being on the internet
58:47
is people point amounts and and
58:49
at the same time i've never had better
58:51
self esteem yeah i'm because
58:54
i resolved yet ha and also
58:56
it's like what's inside my mind
58:59
and my jokes that
59:01
that is he sees the same
59:03
if i'm at all your instagram why would
59:05
i follow your you know what you've literally
59:08
for com best friend in my head of of the
59:10
way you yet the way your mind
59:12
works and think with people
59:15
certain had person success on instagram at
59:17
certain diapers other stuff on tic dot e
59:19
on see a lot people do both less
59:22
their lily putting their all their real
59:24
right at which i haven't done yet because i feel
59:26
like my instagram following like different yeah
59:28
i yeah i live i live in florida i
59:30
yeah my guess is that like my greatest
59:33
that anyone when
59:35
was last time experience extreme rather anger
59:39
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59:41
are you y
59:45
u s is our gender
59:51
that's not tell that story less
59:53
, tell that story best not to you
59:55
know drag these people i
59:58
never i around her anger
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1:00:03
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1:00:05
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1:00:08
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1:00:10
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1:00:12
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1:00:31
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that other person is literally just doing for cloud
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person does that this person wants or aside
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1:01:03
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1:01:05
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1:01:07
don't know who i can tell us
1:01:10
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1:01:16
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1:01:36
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1:01:38
and the whole reason was because i actually just don't
1:01:41
i don't like people in our business yeah
1:01:43
like i don't just kind of want to protect him little
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so the i guess so i
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guess so i wasn't i wouldn't were in their the reward
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baltimore maryland okay that makes more sense yeah
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i'm i'm have italian
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and then like european my and does irish
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you have great joke hold on about
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your like i'm italian and i
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am i got over by analyzing
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serves you are numbers of among our hits
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bagel of and others who become useless
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i literally oriented really good they have
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a brother jake heggie but it was the it
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very new york like piazza eagles exact
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com him and i literally just like was
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consistently become annoying those leaflets
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the video that stronger blew up the
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i don't know we were you could see it cause
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people what people were just do adding it
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being likes i max again and
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this and some people call me this yeah
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and so you don't even know that duets i have
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name but everyone saw the video of yard
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sucks when when somebody like it
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gets more successful than
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on your off of your
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because my my job and put their
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own so looks like under saddam as be like some
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people call me please subway go over
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over at where they saw your rats over it
1:05:12
on how's your ego wants samuel your
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pride given the with something how
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amazing question
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the now i think with
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it
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you know maybe thing because
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i am i think i
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am finally realizing my
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worth and having a little bit of an ego is
1:05:34
how helpful with that a healthy
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ego being like you
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know oh i'm not actually can accept this behavior
1:05:42
i don't have to really don't have it is
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really good age yeah to mean everyone
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pots different time but
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i when i was twenty six was when i first
1:05:52
started my career and comedy the guy
1:05:54
for i was in market at twenty
1:05:56
six only start really figure out what brings you joy
1:05:59
and then i also oh like
1:06:01
started to understand dating more were
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at everything wasn't as nous the crazy
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thing he started like okay i guess that get
1:06:07
the process i see the red flags little more
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not that i listened to the red flags but think
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they're making sense and use i think twenties
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you don't understand thing and
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and i just try and
1:06:18
i think as by the time you're in thirties you
1:06:20
want to have the right people around you and know
1:06:23
what brings you joy absolutely yeah
1:06:25
i yeah it is you're not supposed know what brings joy
1:06:27
in your early twenties you thought it was cooking
1:06:30
for athlete he wouldn't
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don't the what the wife can eat with the
1:06:34
oh they're not married they're
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, marry their that's why these are not marrying
1:06:39
her sister nominee you focus focus
1:06:41
i didn't see who's a celeb cross
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murtha so may
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yeah do you love cousin vinny
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i do i really them on
1:06:53
and i love know i loved and what
1:06:55
men want to do see or
1:06:57
what women want yeah that's what women the remake
1:06:59
yeah was what you want yes i should get
1:07:01
yes i'm earth the town may still hop
1:07:04
and yeah charlie's their own then
1:07:08
man let's see our andrew
1:07:10
garfield right
1:07:10
now i have a thing for whom
1:07:16
somebody's bay oh you know the say and
1:07:18
nobody knows the sky but i'm going to speak his name
1:07:20
put it made a lot watches this yeah
1:07:22
okay i'm his name is luke
1:07:25
bracey
1:07:27
you know that either really was a holiday
1:07:29
it announces us holiday selena
1:07:31
okay says he was in the new
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elvis
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in our to them liberty look them up right
1:07:37
now i want see what you think them
1:07:39
and i want to blow up this guy spot because nato
1:07:41
is so also use australian bridges on my
1:07:44
eyes shown guys are just like feral love
1:07:46
bugs is so hot yeah he's stupid
1:07:48
hot yeah and he's i'm i'm much less right now
1:07:50
which i believe and i have you know people micro
1:07:53
yeah yeahs and on data yes he's one of them
1:07:55
as we honey food you end up dating and we can sort i'm
1:07:57
guy the line of him as as
1:08:00
they go little like he knows he's good looking though
1:08:02
it's own like love i'm in that
1:08:04
photo he knows oh yeah in this photo
1:08:06
has bonus for himself right there like he
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ion yeah i like
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like fuck him but than just
1:08:13
mug don't have that way by my my
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hi i'm richer fact
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that it's so that we can we can
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show that the only loyal ohio
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oh yeah i think descended you really hard suicide
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hickey down a say the data services
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as a holiday mood of
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he did the eyes of gonzalo essay
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now whistling oh
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the new someone
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lady timothy shallow may as well fish
1:08:41
food out for her she's now
1:08:43
with like one pretty
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big i say
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oh you're kidding no i
1:08:50
mean she reaches mama oh
1:08:58
i really believe in him and lisa but i
1:09:00
ah that sucks that makes me upset
1:09:03
in a when like really epic couples heart
1:09:06
but this is my thing who
1:09:08
are you on couples break up underbelly i know believe
1:09:10
in love and on agree actually don't know anything about
1:09:12
them you're right you wanna
1:09:14
be with someone else an industry
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the
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little i know it sec with around with the
1:09:20
com a qb and all that or i'll
1:09:22
i think the you have a language didn't understand
1:09:24
out each other that a lot people don't like
1:09:26
i've tried know i'm going take
1:09:29
i'm not tried to date anyone else with someone
1:09:31
in the honesty
1:09:32
let us let that be known
1:09:34
i have never ever tried but also like industry
1:09:36
is like maybe go for more like fruitless
1:09:39
producer like
1:09:41
the guy who's like yeah
1:09:43
but the same as like it cupola glennon
1:09:46
he's now with some a very the
1:09:48
throw show runner i'll i'll a man
1:09:50
and i know because yeah
1:09:53
you'd sometimes the want to be
1:09:55
in same to be your career you
1:09:57
wanna play like the in same party yeah exactly
1:10:00
yeah no
1:10:01
look at him and see the same issues you're done with
1:10:03
all the time you both can't like oh
1:10:05
i yeah final question
1:10:07
okay that's , i like way
1:10:09
i remember that are cuts of when i read
1:10:12
a feed round or this
1:10:14
rapid fire no actually i
1:10:17
uh oh i let it go in an alternate
1:10:19
in like that too like really too did a podcast
1:10:21
where a podcast host was like really was oh
1:10:23
like hate that keep it in a biography
1:10:26
a their reunion make me nervous because feel like he's actually
1:10:28
listening to them and yeah i'm also not being funny
1:10:30
then know funniness comes
1:10:32
from a a a like third
1:10:34
tier riff yes that is like
1:10:36
lifted off from story worth telling ten minutes
1:10:38
to go you can't do car everywhere
1:10:41
in one right now we're in one right
1:10:43
now we're all ask your question you start
1:10:45
slow where i'm like this can go so sarcastic
1:10:47
or so deep and i don't know where she's going ask
1:10:49
what i've been doing yeah hunt
1:10:52
for me that much i am hi
1:10:55
no fucking question how
1:10:57
the little devils our listeners show where
1:11:00
near in the dirt dark
1:11:02
is part of hell what
1:11:04
advice would give to people on how to
1:11:06
cope
1:11:11
and i said every do
1:11:15
they forgot as he what you did before behind accurate
1:11:17
the were a broader light out and i brought her
1:11:19
the right up my mail but whatever son
1:11:22
among her coping in the darkest
1:11:24
time the
1:11:29
a lot of sleep and rest i think
1:11:32
is good i'm for
1:11:34
me anyways i'm not
1:11:36
forcing yourself to a
1:11:39
muscle through i don't believe
1:11:41
in that we you
1:11:43
mean really the
1:11:46
if you don't want to work at know move you know
1:11:48
don't work out you don't want to do the dishes dawn
1:11:51
the
1:11:52
and you'll feel it you'll feel better eventually
1:11:54
like you know i really hate that
1:11:56
like again it's the toxic positivity like
1:11:59
yeah just do something for yourself
1:12:01
and i'll go for what know
1:12:03
i'm gonna post mates and i'm gonna say
1:12:05
in bed and not gonna work i'm going to wants the summer i
1:12:07
turned pretty soon everyone
1:12:09
is i was you i'd i'd when
1:12:12
i was watching something i like to way the
1:12:15
way the
1:12:16
word and want to see if i fucking
1:12:20
, in here and
1:12:22
other things are too popular i get afraid that
1:12:24
afraid won't like at yeah i don't wanna
1:12:26
like don't lawyer i guess they'll
1:12:28
never watch burden i haven't lieberman
1:12:31
it and wanted i'm
1:12:33
now
1:12:34
i'm blown up in an interview
1:12:36
they're like who's your favorite carriage and as i was
1:12:39
young my regarded as
1:12:41
, i had vibrant writing
1:12:43
got here as
1:12:47
soon as british yeah
1:12:49
use a lot of i'm not i'm gonna
1:12:55
okay and i'm know okay million thank you guys
1:12:57
virtual me now is laney
1:12:59
where can people follow you listen to
1:13:01
what you give me the good of i'd have a seller
1:13:04
every day of the rest of
1:13:06
us would y
1:13:08
very well yeah
1:13:12
and
1:13:12
find me at at delaney says hello on tik
1:13:14
tok and i many row on instagram
1:13:17
so amazing you're hilarious are
1:13:19
hilarious hawks you guys later
1:13:21
oh also going to hundred are not come from my tour dates
1:13:23
a necessity guys by i
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