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Delaney Rowe: Fake Fun & From Idaho

Released Saturday, 25th June 2022
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Delaney Rowe: Fake Fun & From Idaho

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Delaney Rowe: Fake Fun & From Idaho

Delaney Rowe: Fake Fun & From Idaho

Saturday, 25th June 2022
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welcome to hell you guys

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i am with delaney rome who

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i'd , did discover her on

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tic toc or algorithms really put

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us together you're sick comes up twenty four seven

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i'm like i get it i think she's hilarious

2:04

so do i just wanna say

2:06

congrats you had million which is

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like fucking incredible

2:11

, very well timed the an

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assassin i'm building up and are going to

2:15

break you down still gonna run

2:17

out me vivid the persona roselli for

2:19

a second uses offered me liquid death for

2:21

people oh no it's water in can

2:24

ah says there's why there's

2:26

so many liquids and liquids and the

2:28

poll everyone is is

2:30

like constantly trying to remain hydrated

2:33

so that you know we looked good that

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any was that other thing is

2:37

known as said when you're dehydrated

2:41

and i can imagine yeah i feel

2:43

sad i mean i haven't jaguars and

2:45

citizen five that's the root all my issue

2:47

lie yeah yeah yeah cause i then waters

2:49

boring as fuck but the problem is in a

2:51

life

2:53

i wake up wouldn't i have to drink

2:55

in the morning whatever you get a cough today

2:57

skellig coffee then i went somewhere there like

2:59

you want some com butcher can butcher whatever

3:02

another know that think you're like for the people really get

3:04

them come bridge and like the they and then went somewhere

3:06

they had like a bulbous much latte

3:08

so i had to try that share and then there

3:10

was like the have a coconut

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latte

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whatever i target or and then yes

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done every fucking celsius strength of

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that are fucking cocaine rights

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and then i'm not even hungry

3:25

because i have so much liquid and my body

3:27

i can't even enjoy them as his secret

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than miami one analysis then yes

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, how you feeling right now he had on low dance

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are loaded and but was of

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salmon either and i am i ordered

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all the drinks of on one and i finally ordered

3:41

access some in the choir valid

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owner who thought i was in that moment i'm titlist

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senate pronunciation pronunciation

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i learned i live i'm me

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queasy last

3:54

minute queasy schwab my god that's so funny

3:56

i said nicholas the lady and she just not with

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that of course he did work

4:00

what she going roast you in front you

4:02

who are you with it this lunch real a i

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was alone for reason i went

4:06

where that where the hell is your husband your

4:09

library to very attractive man is

4:11

that can say he's beautiful that me through so

4:13

happy very very good looking guys

4:16

and i'm sitting at your wedding photos and a just

4:18

look magical hundred meters i think

4:20

hillary this guy them

4:22

instagram and am either but

4:25

a with like has we both are comedy and

4:27

had mutual friends and he added me that

4:29

he dm you he

4:31

added me and i thought one as park as turns

4:33

out

4:33

mike murphy one earlier in i

4:35

think he thought i was so where does like whatever

4:39

, read and read hero and i haven't and

4:41

had at it like sometimes they can people

4:43

knows me precisely incredibly good looks get

4:45

us i know they weren't layer on bit of hundred

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and for you never know that yeah so hard and

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then there co vid he the i'm because we we're

4:53

quarantining a similar area in

4:55

new york yeah what you have air the

4:59

do you live in a line mike

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and know it wasn't for well as a

5:07

, like alderman sir yeah i do

5:09

i realized though that not too

5:11

old the curtain not of

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the ages here i just realized you know

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i think is certain point where

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certain am just like it's

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not it's not vi the being for

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me

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i am kind of went out with somebody who is at

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the end my i'd say brown the bear

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which was

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the number thirty nine thirty

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nine honey how human

5:35

already heck and he is exhausted

5:37

now and i'm obsessed with that he is

5:39

so tired he would never

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cheat on me he

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in arthritis and

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has arthritis

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or

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just go to walgreens and hang out in the advil

5:55

section cuz their lower backs killing and

5:57

it's so fucking jew for thirty two [unk] the

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are you okay you know it happened

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i think it with him i don't think was a wonderfully

6:04

him because thirty nine is rape

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and young buck i think the perfect

6:09

dates from your now is like thirty three but

6:11

the said that said that man folder

6:13

and twenty six okay okay okay

6:15

okay okay say okay yes

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when i was twenty six

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the old guy ever ever was worthless thirty five

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and thought was like old

6:23

the whom anybody or older

6:25

am still okay but this was his you

6:27

know it now that let's just talk about it

6:29

neither of them the him he

6:32

that this would i don't have no it

6:34

doesn't have a definite with them

6:36

well i you know i actually sent may be the first

6:39

text of like is this isn't gonna

6:41

work there in my life i would i would

6:43

go sell say it i lie i like

6:45

how many what's the most days

6:47

the go on that you'd ghost do

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you like three just

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after the

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it

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that perfect i'm i'm very

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into the go seem because as an empire

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but , either much negative

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usa they see as good as it's a little

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com a your nipples are harder on an empire

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i feel sweaty

7:11

ivy save , that

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i'm but i'm not a run either

7:16

the if if you

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go on five days week

7:21

what i do however have read wouldn't

7:23

greenery for lot of

7:24

one of and two days and you don't feel with

7:26

the birth and eat dirt bike the to literally

7:28

break up with strangers everyday that is emotionally

7:31

taxing it's so that thing and if

7:33

i don't respond that is litter leave the simplest

7:35

way me saying i don't know you that well but

7:37

what i've learned

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doesn't even heard loud

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in but we're so i am of yeah for

7:42

likes to protect your own energy not

7:45

them and for people like that span

7:47

energy when if guy doesn't respond me

7:49

after today

7:50

love that i know i gotta tell me what doesn't

7:52

like about me it i think i'm getting those said as

7:55

is that not happen somewhere

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somewhere on the east limited guessing

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the

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i'm i'm

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i love your instagram bio

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and supervisor difficult hardly

8:09

i'm bored or tic tac ones because you're like how

8:12

do i want be immediately judge in only

8:14

common carrier any don't want to be hockey

8:16

but you want it says you overhead

8:19

the a , the goal is air

8:21

at person's oh that's a you know this is so

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years says delaney

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rome she her actor

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actress was just i like actress

8:30

like don't know what says on that hey we're that hey into

8:32

that yes and he

8:34

lay having so much fake for

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on train

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wouldn't that mean what does that say about you

8:39

what did you want to express of the world

8:42

without then i you know

8:44

i think i rip

8:46

it from some know high refit i'm

8:48

a possible i mean he dropping

8:51

jerry o'connell eyes am a

8:53

sort of like third party friend

8:55

of mine and he was watching

8:57

watching of a couple girls dancing on boat

9:00

and he goes wow that's exactly

9:02

what i'm saying

9:05

hi that they're really really

9:07

good kid it's ago

9:09

last have and feel like

9:11

feel like a period in my early twenties

9:14

where i was just mom

9:17

just balls the wow

9:18

with the stories you know like the

9:21

cell see in the bar

9:23

mirror you know that kind thing

9:25

a lot boomerangs a lot

9:27

of that going on and was like that was my sake

9:29

fun era i'm entered my real fun era that

9:31

i think yeah , that

9:33

single now and and

9:36

very rich and rich for

9:38

you really think of is ,

9:40

i would consider it of course his new girlfriend now

9:45

right

9:46

on january also it's funny do

9:48

considers of a comedian

9:51

can you can use like can you please start

9:53

okay because like i feel like

9:56

the like the

9:58

comic isn't you you

10:00

have pure comedy energy pure

10:03

comedy and a gentleman and also be honest you're

10:05

you're acting and i feel a comedy

10:08

is sector of acting like

10:10

every night on stay i'm like giving performance

10:12

or uses and of is so dead it's

10:14

so glad you to on my show

10:16

and ole i with us in august when

10:18

it's not a hook it up i'm awesome i do new

10:20

york mama all com and

10:22

then we'll say the real me

10:26

how you there

10:26

naomi three am i summer real

10:28

off on

10:31

, with a greeting that bio of yours

10:34

made me immediately like you because

10:36

it's not over it's not over really

10:38

self aware it also is empathetic

10:40

to empathetic people looking the people being like

10:42

hey i'm here with you that we know

10:44

that we're all struggling with like

10:46

comparing how much fun other people are having

10:49

your life and you just

10:51

inherently don't know why but i have always like rooted

10:53

for you think you have good energy when i

10:55

like look at my us and when

10:57

we manage like with night we pass life probably

11:01

yeah the i feel feel the canal

11:04

it's giving pr my guys giving serious

11:07

the out or thousand people get back

11:09

to make the details of it said they

11:13

were was okay where you from the

11:17

oh no no see

11:20

everybody dies said apologized

11:22

possesses i'm

11:25

from i'm

11:28

from brooklyn new york

11:30

i bought a new the

11:32

something i went to college with guns and i

11:34

always like tennis they are scotia

11:37

oh early money they actually gave

11:39

me influence on as on

11:41

as i did have career that i did feel and but

11:43

anyway

11:45

but it would stand up and tennis i traveled

11:47

to so many random cities the u

11:49

s my do have to say as

11:51

listening the new yorker you'll have to be like new yorker

11:53

know the show but i found that every

11:56

town hi block

12:00

that is vi be and cool

12:02

and has people

12:05

say so don't judge

12:07

okay are you

12:09

okay to admit that i'm up has growing

12:11

up in

12:12

idaho of that lie i'm it was

12:14

ah boring you know i don't remember

12:16

i don't really do in high school

12:19

don't oh yeah very blurry of

12:21

area i don't i remember like getting

12:23

breakfast once the summer sure

12:25

yeah yeah from that one spot that

12:27

when my name actually of about them

12:29

of abraxas a huge i

12:32

like food and president ever have been

12:34

right on red muffin yes

12:36

earth sure i it was it was fine

12:38

you know it was it i i was

12:41

fake one delaney one one from

12:43

delaney delaney one

12:45

fake rowe rowe

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one delaney delaney one

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one one rowe rowe delaney one

12:54

idaho , rowe rowe

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one one fun delaney fun

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fun delaney one

13:02

rowe delaney one idaho delaney one

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idaho idaho one one idaho

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idaho

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idaho delaney idaho

13:14

idaho idaho idaho from delaney

13:16

rowe rowe the

13:19

when did you for good acting bug your life

13:22

when i saw confessions of a teenage drama

13:24

queen who you are my

13:26

guy who that movie that movie so

13:28

fucking good i do think lindsay

13:30

with the really to bully com she's from long island silly

13:32

girl like me like i know that has the girls is like

13:34

some amy schumer to it like girl from long

13:36

island and you're like this could be

13:38

me and i feel like the end of it when

13:40

it was always like the perfect ending of her like being

13:43

like have the and could see got

13:45

the guy you're always like that movie where he

13:47

does have you seen georgia rule yes

13:49

that is can talk about as i just

13:51

saw this and recently that is melissa

13:54

the author easiest move the release

13:57

in america

14:00

bourbon and i find while mean

14:04

i like it i thought a while

14:07

ago and remember loving it and like guy

14:09

was hot but think that was one after

14:11

that i fully get really went downhill the

14:14

craziest movie you have to watch it

14:16

again because it it deserves

14:19

someone some money to talk about on a podcast

14:21

and will be , for that

14:24

that why did on

14:27

do on do that oh i don't

14:29

let her being like slot he said

14:33

it was like to

14:35

the ord said hit her

14:37

step dad molester or not

14:39

yes it is

14:41

i guess molester didn't the

14:42

move around a little while

14:45

now she's fucking crazy to

14:47

his grave

14:48

a it was terrible movie that was yeah

14:51

when was younger i thought it was like interesting

14:53

and naughty that was probably heard like trying

14:55

to get outta the like disney type of

14:57

that simple yeah five but

14:59

maybe want it tried too

15:01

hard too be tried way too hard

15:03

on my god that guy now is with emma

15:06

roberts i think

15:08

i you favorite headland just cafe

15:10

headland favorite just you know delaney

15:12

be from i at in

15:14

my so thats this have to

15:16

you know la

15:19

rowe la , castella

15:22

which is my favorite bar bar you ever

15:24

been okay i know nothing about okay this

15:26

is my fourth time i just went cafe

15:28

earth so going

15:30

to be earth cafe nothing

15:35

so bar is idaho have you

15:37

you be wouldn't am

15:40

i don't believe that okay okay

15:43

it it's

15:45

okay the three you got any bought

15:47

ours yes and

15:49

i got the bowl but when

15:52

did green tea

15:54

it was journey for me absolute mostly

15:56

him for the comet how many companies beverages have

15:58

yet i had

16:00

who said the the celsius water and i'm i

16:02

feel like i could not my head against at one of these

16:04

bills and you could koolaid man decide

16:06

to do , while oh

16:08

you're saying for years i guess how

16:10

like crazily designed this room is it's giving

16:13

designed by man man who

16:15

never grew out of his college dorms

16:18

know the code giving do that by two

16:20

men men like one man did it and

16:22

was like bro is this good and they really

16:24

they really cool is

16:26

that we are thing like that is missing california

16:28

flag missing flag tapestry says but no

16:30

but i don't want talk about want to room

16:33

do know the owner and book

16:35

about book about then i'd find he'll laugh it

16:37

used as humor but be because in

16:40

stand up green rooms

16:42

and every club and if a male

16:44

dominated industry it

16:46

is insane how

16:48

different green room would be styled if

16:50

it was a female damn it and streak of these rooms are

16:52

straight up closet there's not mirror

16:55

the bathroom is like right there so you have

16:57

the shit yeah there's it was can been dead

16:59

from your old yeah sitting together suffered and

17:01

like society then there's

17:04

, nothing like not even a candle

17:06

the and and and dot and then there's idols

17:08

of like tampons or anything like

17:10

not vanity then it's literally

17:12

just or holding cell before

17:14

you go on and you lied to by and it's

17:16

literally line for the right onto stage

17:20

yes there's like red top of the

17:22

lago tequila and that's

17:24

about

17:25

that of not even had even as

17:27

they don't mean they don't give shit but i'm i

17:30

actually don't really know really lot

17:33

the actors sounds crazy but like i'm

17:35

in new york so hang out com i

17:38

guess there's and

17:40

regular you run all the time factor

17:43

yeah yeah

17:44

all designed i don't drink that much i'm

17:46

that i i didn't know actually asked

17:48

before you came because i was like

17:51

a summer is here i brought the girl a

17:53

bottle champagne and she's like i'm sober i was like hm

17:55

google cool i'm not sober but

17:58

i am why are we

18:00

no i cry when i smugly and i

18:03

love people all my friends

18:05

smoke we're

18:06

i'm like they say fitting because i'm you

18:08

have done i giggle a lot and i'm always

18:10

hungry okay so like and stoners

18:12

love me i'm non judge i'm

18:14

an ally yeah i'm truly know

18:18

and they are attracted to me that makes

18:20

total sense i lou just an uber and the guys

18:22

like i'm hi do you want to do want to shut

18:24

out like that was most eli should are you kidding me

18:26

the magician the submarine the street that was very l a

18:29

m what is your acting

18:31

journey ben oh nothing

18:34

oh just oh just lot not working you

18:36

can can you actually find a reality other f

18:39

because i hear the like l a stories

18:41

which either like i tried know and i left

18:43

or a china lay some and some in a

18:45

mall and then i was on billboard yeah

18:47

felix as they don't talk about the complexity

18:49

of it yeah it's system that i

18:51

mean if i started because i was a so

18:54

tired of not getting job as you have an agent

18:57

the how many additions were doing weekly weekly

18:59

that que

19:00

once every six months like his crate

19:02

and what kind of rolls on like a

19:04

nina job raz yeah sort of in the

19:07

vampire diaries and of thing yeah that that

19:09

thing and then i'm of like i'm not

19:11

that's i and i'm a big

19:13

guess i sort of made me look that way i could

19:15

do with cw thanks yeah but i am

19:17

i'm just not what is your dream a

19:19

dream like the dream career is

19:22

like a jump jennifer lawrence m as emma

19:24

stone

19:25

lion the situation that's what

19:27

i see for yankees a

19:30

would be it will be like

19:32

the meeting reality tv yeah like

19:34

i you i can do anything guy can do

19:36

it

19:37

that it once since the best

19:40

version of he how real is reality

19:42

t v not a marietta it

19:46

matter real like it's real

19:48

for the fake

19:50

reality that it

19:51

creative total yeah

19:54

brother

19:56

not many of them as though

19:59

is

20:00

into a cigarette always

20:03

going to or your mind marie mind

20:05

remember what it was mine are mine worth

20:07

your worth your incredibly

20:09

like charlie chaplin over chaplin a

20:12

yeah you are

20:14

your parents supportive of the extra dream

20:16

yeah they are i'm really really lucky

20:18

they're coming in santa mirage is great celebrate

20:20

one million i'm there so supportive

20:22

to the point where my mom did not even expect for

20:25

me to go college he's like no just going to it'll be an actress

20:27

was like wow so they even me a

20:29

little and yeah that's a pressure

20:32

could come on yeah i can also it's not interesting

20:34

for me to be like and my parents of supportive and then competition

20:36

not at all you gotta be like she's fucking ones

20:38

who need to be a doctor because was so small you

20:40

those people yeah it's hard for them because

20:42

like wow your that fucking smart that you actually have this

20:44

option yeah no they were never lie

20:47

i never thought i would do that yeah

20:49

i know i'm thinking about it i'm like what i'm fuck

20:52

their own meal me with a meal know

20:55

just just what they didn't want to be myself

20:57

yeah just don't be yourself be different that'll

20:59

be great the different act like other people of different

21:01

my mum actually said one of the meanest thing that's ever

21:03

been said to me i'm been i'm to

21:06

i'm we can laugh about now but in high school

21:09

she was like uber have the local the

21:11

movie and

21:13

they are , around

21:15

forever she invented meters and as he

21:17

did i love maintain when it came out

21:19

main character energy i was like to

21:21

be looked at me like every time you look

21:23

out of a of car window the

21:25

as window the the breakaway the

21:28

yes all the time i'm like

21:30

like when you're in the obr you envision year like celebrity

21:32

and documentary to think i'm ,

21:34

be there soon i'm coming off as

21:36

i'm exhausted i am exhausted and

21:40

and to say the a minute be there is

21:42

lot like lot like to call

21:44

my agent from the deal with an iron

21:48

the or even just like when you're walking like

21:50

i envisioned yeah i'm i'm totally the

21:52

star my own lovely every time i get legal

21:54

have difficult conversation with somebody or am

21:57

in argument i'll just got else another cigarette

21:59

smoke

22:00

so funny yeah i have a pack because i

22:02

do videos where the characters are often smoking

22:04

yeah and so i have the pack and

22:06

i will just

22:07

i light went off if i have like a weird

22:09

conversation and i'm just like

22:11

this as well you know it is form of a

22:13

you just said it feeling your feelings and

22:15

i'm not going to feel my feelings because i'm here to them

22:18

oh my god neither is my mother but if you're feeling

22:20

it then you like fully embrace it and then can move

22:22

on instead of bottling it all up

22:24

and then one day getting kicked off scott starbucks

22:27

did you know one of my friends

22:29

that was like

22:30

i know what i mean you are about

22:32

it feeling you're feeling it was

22:35

as an athlete

22:36

and people like us know because have the bring

22:38

it up at least four times that he's owed it's

22:40

ever going against your

22:42

you're what makes you good athlete is

22:44

to not look nervous move out scared

22:46

not be tired you but you have to be

22:48

robot shirt so like you're taught

22:50

to just suppress all emotions to be

22:53

it's like your warrior

22:55

the euro two million i feel as

22:57

i will ask ya than like

22:59

when you walked in with your cross party florida of

23:01

the gloria more ,

23:04

i this anger and resign and women

23:06

most he demands as i say no as

23:08

ah yes yes of as i had it ornamentals

23:11

yeah i see the rice you know what made

23:13

of it's his her com will debate that on

23:15

to that make notes that make and

23:18

us pregnancy

23:23

till they and know that his

23:25

ass off both of know exact

23:27

same word get out of this

23:29

is a synonym for his house that about

23:31

synonym as synonym for

23:34

but i do think as an actor you have to

23:36

channel a motion a

23:39

which that what might

23:41

be why the

23:42

comedian like we just turn everything

23:44

into let's make this funny rent

23:46

whether it's pain embarrassment

23:48

shame

23:51

embarrassment

23:52

you may game the anger that

23:54

same virus man city

23:57

where your comedy is literally just selling

23:59

birth

24:00

the results are just like complaining about the

24:02

of yes and the you

24:04

know that you were hilarious

24:07

you don't feel that way this isn't

24:10

okay i'm i don't mean to brag but like i've

24:13

recorded hundreds episodes of

24:15

with the best comedians in the world thank you

24:17

the i remember your daughter said know your up

24:19

to be it literally like i feel like i'm talking

24:21

about that is very very stop with

24:24

whatever other bullshit whatever the others

24:26

of the idaho and and i see you

24:28

you will get in through comedy and eventually

24:30

you'll do more the serious roles but

24:32

like jennifer lawrence were like your nuance

24:34

and hard the movie people my two biggest fucking

24:37

hilarious but like it's not the slayer comedy movie

24:39

yeah me and nothing i'd like i'm

24:41

you know the

24:43

funny thing about

24:46

this whole thing like

24:48

i was thing i would like have offer on has like

24:50

while i can write jokes so can didn't

24:53

trust that it would work out because

24:55

of my talents i just trusted that

24:57

i'd like trusted have sort of the the

25:00

constitution to get up in right jokes

25:02

every morning like that with was like

25:04

that's how this will go somewhere because

25:06

our i will be consistent with it but i didn't wasn't

25:08

able lead to as my town okay

25:10

i love this book the best that eraser like

25:12

i'm regardless i know i can least for card

25:15

yes what is what was your process

25:17

when you first start off the tic tac like day

25:19

to day and co vid what are you doing

25:21

it was so free back then because

25:24

i'm i didn't know exactly what worked yet

25:26

so i was during lots , different

25:28

things on of my favorite ones

25:30

that wrote that is like tpp deep deep

25:32

in early may my third video it's like just

25:34

two girls talking about cauliflower rice

25:36

and was like that that kind

25:38

of format was this

25:41

something that can you know i did that with that that with

25:43

funny like have our it fucking sucks

25:45

like the summertime and i guess i'm

25:47

and then it a vault like i always

25:49

see their season in the

25:51

content like a like in television

25:53

show like you can see when i figured something

25:55

new out and i'm starting do something the rents and

25:57

that's really interesting though back but it's the depressed

26:00

what is like get up

26:02

and now that more structured i will

26:05

wake up anywhere between seven

26:07

am and eleven am

26:12

they could i admit eleven go down over

26:14

as soldier for than horrible move aside

26:16

so i ended up going the dinner and have and i'm

26:18

bad at math but about a hundred nine

26:20

glasses of wine yeah i'm

26:23

and anyway so isolated threats

26:25

and then i'm from eleven

26:28

to two is my time where

26:30

i make tic tacs right tix odds

26:32

and that can also look like just watching sit

26:34

up front either that or yeah yeah yeah

26:37

and then and then you've of rest your life

26:39

the than added new lawyer with get it or

26:41

hostage at them do you really

26:43

unhealthy i see like

26:45

i'm like constipated in every way

26:47

if i have not made video yeah

26:50

and are are unless it's my days off which i consider

26:52

like friday saturday sunday or centers and yeah

26:54

i mean i find with tic tac like you could

26:56

say constipated but also more like you

26:59

just

27:00

i just get high from it like it's

27:02

an ally him as it it truly

27:04

today and i'm fully addicted i also joke has

27:07

i would lead to tic dot game

27:09

i was like well the thing on my instagram

27:11

and of months ago was doing well and incident

27:13

it goes crazy

27:15

i mean now i hate instagram

27:17

i'm not them into embryos may

27:19

i was

27:20

the your i am a hearse for the young

27:22

amazing granny

27:25

no like six the

27:27

go

27:28

i was like i got out of pretty bad

27:30

depression and than i was like i i

27:33

just want us are posting i'm gonna put to

27:35

three times day for the commands crazy and

27:37

then i lot but i

27:39

do on

27:41

do like to talking like i think funny

27:43

premise and i'll just like scientists

27:45

straight a joke and just like say a concept

27:48

and over note the ending is yet but i'll

27:50

go france and then like a month you'll see onstage

27:52

to have go well thought out bit about it though use

27:54

it like fourth minute because i don't like sitting down and

27:56

writing i also know when things are

27:58

funny or by saying out loud

28:00

know you nicely like i write on stage they got

28:02

to say something and then the pressure to com

28:04

something funny happened creamer when

28:06

you're writing it's sometimes

28:08

it doesn't yeah he hasn't

28:10

parlay yeah but i mean puts

28:12

but videos were like you do like

28:15

i feel like it's nice to be were in our ally the

28:17

time but it's all like

28:19

that you probably think usher also when you're dislike yeah

28:21

recording it i won't necessarily like

28:24

you know actually write it but writing

28:26

for me is also looks like putting up the camera

28:28

and unlike just saying thing as

28:31

and then being my hand or something how

28:33

good are you at watching and like knowing if

28:35

it's actually funny i

28:37

know pretty much right when i posted

28:40

it'll go

28:41

yeah and then away from the media reaction

28:43

well like

28:45

i mean it's like , got down a science

28:47

out like all posts a video and within

28:49

the first five minutes if it's if it's a this

28:52

ratio i'm like that's going to hit million

28:54

but sometimes pick talk some

28:56

them you will not move if sneaky and

28:58

then it's moving yeah

29:00

i find that that rarely happens and is the

29:02

thing that i hold on sound like dunno i really

29:05

don't worry i have worry i had point

29:07

where i'm where like picked

29:09

up actually deleted my account and then like all data

29:11

was gone and i cannot start the algorithm from

29:13

beginning a recently i

29:15

saw

29:17

and were gonna lie about with a bug and i was like

29:19

okay why build on know you you only

29:21

compensation know his cousin them

29:24

normally like you know you have your basically

29:26

number that you had yeah basic number

29:28

basically with like nothing now so

29:30

on so anyway that's manish it's have

29:32

you ever had time where the algorithm with tough with you

29:35

ah haha

29:36

i try not blame the algorithm i

29:38

do i go to set of an anti side

29:40

idea that as being like i'm

29:42

the than anything other than funny

29:44

how that the that know that play out

29:46

i've been going i like shadow banned a time

29:48

that i've , videos

29:50

in rush out of and it's but simply

29:52

the says shadow that move on on

29:56

know i

29:58

will say like there have been

30:00

times where i just think i was in

30:02

in touch with what was working in my writing

30:04

wasn't working gym and maybe us

30:06

pandering whenever you pander

30:08

i think he people people can

30:11

can you define what you mean by pan eight hundred

30:13

i mean you are creating content

30:16

hoping that people will like yes

30:19

you know what i mean you're that i sometimes it's

30:21

like would like would i i started as of

30:24

how many video producer batches like

30:26

six hours ago and i was

30:28

the first of the seven tire the first presence

30:30

we didn't know how gonna go like they're like make funny

30:32

videos and i just learned like if you

30:34

don't hook people in the first

30:36

five to seven second yeah and

30:39

by hook that also new ones like hug means

30:41

like it's funny but also makes people

30:43

wanna listen more that you can just have the jokes

30:45

and you hard in beginning and then it has

30:47

to have the rabbit the answer sometimes have new kayaks we

30:49

really good but like the beginning wasn't

30:51

like yeah like hot enough

30:54

for people to be like in total it so

30:56

crazy when i'll see like a really amazing

30:58

video with maybe like a thousand years

31:00

and might ah this is so slept on and

31:02

it's because yeah that was on mark

31:04

either right laying yes why

31:07

kind of creative opportunities i

31:10

think that brought you outside

31:12

the

31:16

gosh outside that well you know it

31:18

hurts me up with my agents you know

31:20

home with you to a now and i

31:23

hooked me up

31:24

idaho delaney delaney

31:30

against apartment have you ever been to her apartment i've

31:32

only seen in video ever know

31:34

nine sure to really cute dogs yeah

31:36

they were humping each other on the on our first

31:38

call

31:38

though of avenue and or i'll have that

31:40

are there any mean when is that what have you love that why

31:43

don't you love that

31:45

have you ever had in i have you ever humped i'm

31:48

not gonna judge a good dry homes for

31:50

a judge a t as mother like

31:53

mother same mother

31:54

on a dry hump again on

31:57

, single person they could

31:59

just

32:00

until really feel like dry hum seen

32:02

as i wonder what there's

32:04

a scene where justin timberlake is dry humping someone

32:07

in like some corny movie oh in

32:09

and in i yup i have

32:11

a hold on here it is it's called

32:13

shame and the benefits yes he has

32:16

and of on her and also the dry humping and done

32:18

with it one dawned on one nine

32:20

john johansen that

32:22

joseph gordon levitt my celebrity look like fan

32:28

i do not to him and and

32:30

vladimir putin he was

32:32

more i am not bad

32:34

home

32:36

now what if they can what is a good your job

32:38

algiers lad meet them third

32:40

girl i said you the

32:42

i'd say the group i'm pretty w

32:45

no i don't know again at about i know you're

32:47

nina i needed her

32:49

needs i saw her that and and it's unsettling

32:51

dear nema and vlad the

32:54

baby

32:56

you know you most people not in l a when you name

32:58

celebrity no one the story about

33:00

them everyone

33:02

oh yeah she's get me a line nine of on

33:04

the other a cafe and hard to come on

33:06

earth yes no no ,

33:08

not of i'm i'm to dot is censored

33:10

is the other than

33:13

i saw her in sunlight it so that her

33:16

just over his have you been athens his have it's

33:18

of the haven't been on underwear white house the when i

33:20

come back hit you up see finally basically

33:22

may

33:22

there i feel like of los angeles at this

33:24

point the nightlife situation cause i go out

33:26

i do not know that your party

33:28

girly yeah think that how long have been

33:30

a party girly i'm in mid where are you know a drink

33:32

hardy girl at know

33:34

if i'd if don't know it's some it's

33:36

west

33:38

if we if it was his them announced

33:40

in was mountain west that

33:43

it again colorado and they did not know where

33:45

they were if i'm not great with geography the realized

33:48

like i don't know

33:49

often times is places a city

33:52

or country what's

33:54

okay the capital city

33:56

wiping on foreign i five a bit

33:58

late to the everything about everything and if it's

34:00

little scary but i'm like niners

34:02

are not okay that's country the

34:05

only reason i only needed

34:08

that you know when you see these two thousand

34:10

a day said run into said mood he did

34:13

those presents did don't know

34:15

of another do focus groups the

34:17

i do not judge the people because

34:19

i'm rubbish that will blank out if

34:21

you're like tell me the alphabet of the hell

34:24

out of his side i'm also

34:26

that bitch who would during a cold so i just don't judge

34:28

people as we have done absolutely and will

34:30

get her she i'm yeah so i've been a party

34:32

girl owed season

34:35

oh no not since high school when i was

34:37

pretty chill and high school a college

34:40

college for sure

34:41

what are the nightlife scene would you like

34:43

about a in l a bomb it's

34:45

this thing of like and i'm assuming

34:47

it a little poetic yeah it's like

34:51

damn

34:54

i'm i'm gonna say this

34:56

thing a it's like when you have

34:58

when you're out and

34:59

you with your girls and you're

35:01

at a that you love and

35:03

then you have that our home near

35:06

the couple drink then things start

35:08

happening you know like

35:10

ear to flake or how did i end up

35:12

here with these people and

35:14

like i love that i love like

35:18

free fall of at the nightlife

35:20

in los angeles think it's very vienna

35:22

good money or even good party group

35:24

absolutely , that it to me is like

35:26

the core he has like if you have that

35:28

group that down to do

35:31

anything yeah my hands are the most

35:33

fun people i know it a colony

35:35

girls are a joy hang out with college

35:37

now yes i go out

35:40

with an ownership swanee are all

35:42

the mass my yeah i guess i'd read

35:44

a and everyone thinks i'm fucking play

35:46

such that i remember that

35:49

i'm literally pessimism

35:52

some of them yeah some your hangouts other

35:54

actors yes it's us it's

35:57

terrible haven't would agree that iraq and

35:59

will love what how the

36:01

traditional like

36:04

hulk in the comics first act there isn't

36:06

the comics makes minute actors because

36:08

they say that actors like believe

36:11

themselves like say like actors

36:13

like the

36:15

i'm gonna be a , hour

36:17

and i and they just like have so much

36:19

believe that they're the greatest wow harm actually

36:21

all think were the worst doesn't like i'll kill on

36:23

stage walk off and some of like a job and

36:25

i'm like it's nice i had friends like in his me

36:27

a and it just like we all hate each other so

36:29

i mean that his week we really each other the wiki

36:32

ourselves on but it's both

36:34

competitively actors have this like

36:37

like now i summer

36:39

it's almost hot thirty relativity

36:41

rarely that know they say public it's a toxic

36:43

positivity the like i don't want to be around as

36:45

friend is so fucking toxic we positive

36:48

an ethical or out only another that the

36:52

let me believe i'm innocent let

36:54

me i have to believe that because like

36:56

i don't know how you feel about

36:59

being someone who on internet but you're

37:01

constantly trailing hamper your

37:03

ego because you spend all day

37:06

thinking about your life you know clear

37:08

writing weakened by yourself because yourself

37:11

is your business exactly and that's that

37:13

gets to you after a

37:15

and then i am you know so it's something

37:17

i'm always like trying to be aware of like how can

37:19

i outside

37:21

of the little world that i created in my

37:24

apartment all day long yeah when i go

37:26

out and and with my friends like you know too

37:28

late

37:29

get focus off myself little has but it's

37:31

the young and cited of bone marrow might

37:33

be my see a

37:35

guy may have been other three of us are always

37:38

sick or nobel prizes in the mail getting darker

37:40

yeah least since i've been psychoanalyzing the whole

37:42

time yes sir sarcastic comment sarcastic saloon

37:44

i've realized

37:47

we've decided you're very funny old

37:50

why the fuck happened to you when

37:52

you're younger alla was so dark

37:55

that you realize you need

37:58

the last yeah can see that on in

38:02

i'd say that i'm but a

38:04

bit beyond that i i

38:08

i i i don't know we moved

38:10

around a lot and i am

38:14

don't know maybe it was not being super

38:16

popular i think that it's like

38:19

the sleep for the most important

38:21

thing but it doesn't make you feel

38:23

a little bit like long

38:25

like who am i

38:27

the all to i don't know what idaho schools are like

38:29

but i i know that new york everyone is

38:31

very different than and like you're kind cool

38:33

if you're different and sometimes in like middle

38:36

america is an admin on that okay

38:38

you're was that he went over there was

38:41

, go for the

38:43

third the movies third the like everyone

38:46

is alive yet if you're not

38:48

like

38:49

it's like someone just has like big ten

38:51

than makes down and

38:53

i was a so comically uni other

38:56

at at school really

38:59

hard for me really

39:02

notice that boy you have good idea

39:04

depression yeah both mostly depressing

39:08

last night i was really like as it is

39:10

that's coming would happen though

39:12

hit a million i

39:17

the president of reality ass

39:19

yeah reality i had a million side

39:21

as i did say did

39:23

see for so though the very aggressive is very

39:25

active videos lv are no comic

39:28

whoever has million would ever

39:30

do them racer them ourselves very

39:32

accurate view and are not seen good bad

39:34

way amd as observe you know the susan

39:36

like you know when the right walking down the aisle and

39:38

fattah the husband's like a has to craft

39:41

a fucking prior find get his

39:43

you know that and i when my fiance propose

39:45

an academic of don't crack

39:47

cry like the

39:48

moment and i am i put yeah i should

39:51

out lie own how i like pardon

39:55

that i

39:58

got it was for me or whatever

40:00

me either , com about

40:02

his face and people so i was like mom

40:04

and and

40:06

like vanilla you know that

40:08

needs is citizen they

40:10

have you probably could have like not influenced

40:13

by ear have it also i'm we did

40:15

i know like that inevitable i got it

40:17

it's value is is the

40:19

a new kind of the know the mint

40:21

million

40:22

her and then the next guy

40:24

i woke up and someone hi really

40:26

wanted to have heard from the about

40:29

it didn't reach out

40:31

and i was like someone sally are

40:33

you i guess maybe

40:36

mine is protecting their shouldn't you

40:38

are perhaps for that

40:40

but that i also though

40:42

remember when i was

40:45

dating

40:46

meghan the day yes yes dinosaurs

40:49

around yeah have made

40:51

it remember the

40:53

volatile early relationship

40:55

emotions were you don't really know the person

40:58

but like you obviously want them to be great

41:00

so your life leave that they're

41:02

great until they show you not and then it they

41:04

always fucking hurts and it's a very

41:07

drug a doberman thing yeah but

41:09

also like i'm telling you know

41:12

don't waste time like oh

41:14

also said the right thing as i've said

41:16

do this or i should trick on whatever

41:19

like you with right person you're you could

41:21

literally bourbon entire park asthma

41:23

be like that goes great yes yeah now

41:25

and them as a thing about eating

41:30

though and i

41:32

have have time with that because ultimately everything

41:35

must like the great

41:37

whether it's you're giving them the decency

41:39

to to send attacks like

41:41

as the other day

41:43

cringe i'm or ghost

41:45

or you date or you married or

41:48

they die honestly a successful relationship

41:50

is one them dies me as that's more one them

41:52

ends up chopped up in your face

41:54

and fridge that the right one them

41:56

and of your lampshade physicists

42:01

one of us is going to come they'd

42:02

feel it's i can see where girl right arrow odds

42:04

are have a somewhat not even

42:07

what

42:07

it with your title skyn tall

42:12

that like a funny topic

42:15

yeah not like a serious tall enough

42:17

he saw a goose goofing toggles

42:19

inside know i'm

42:21

i'm upset at young play

42:24

they you have great scan think

42:26

year and a even looked and it was article

42:28

that on the cut that was like yours guarantee

42:30

him and that unlike fucking

42:32

twenty six

42:33

you don't in sun for like three days for as

42:35

so i hate the sun and willing to sign or that

42:37

guy wires into adulthood spilling know that yes

42:40

can we stop promoting seen curtains

42:42

of girls

42:43

under twenty seven put really good point

42:47

and i'm not entitled sail began about

42:49

haley bieber that

42:51

actions noses up at twenty

42:53

five oh i'm done i'm

42:55

fucking the i'm in rant about this for months

42:58

the thing is i i really

42:59

do can be where am i like are they really

43:01

is incredible skin is incredible and discussed

43:03

what

43:05

or is he just twenty five with plan

43:07

to see the scenes seemed like this could be a special

43:09

i met this person

43:11

i mean i dunno hotter as you just when

43:13

saw his in this is exactly and

43:15

and like the whole glow smoothie oh drink

43:17

and i'm like i'm still sad i'm also

43:20

this is

43:21

coming from someone with amazing skyn

43:23

i have amazing scan and party i and i'm gonna i'm

43:25

going be great on don't worry about me everything

43:27

and audio the think the

43:31

you thought twenty six was young sir

43:35

thirty one thirty thirty

43:37

i'm turning thirty one august look at those goods

43:40

of those goods but i'm also i'm until it

43:42

analyze like that china billings i like younger

43:44

it's like can we just like lotus yes

43:46

to spearhead you're going to get avoid in

43:49

early twenties

43:50

you don't want people think you're younger kids

43:52

your guns and then you're gonna hit year

43:54

were suddenly you go you

43:57

are younger yeah and i'll have been at in

43:59

wrote to you

44:00

how do you fucking we are have had the thing is

44:02

as i'm getting older i'm finding

44:04

it like such as blake

44:06

relief oh i love getting older

44:08

it's really nice but you know i like

44:11

it because i actually

44:12

i'm a bad partier ah

44:14

i am in my help me more about the yeah i'm

44:16

in my head as a partier like

44:18

i am i've always been very like result oriented person

44:20

that i've worked on i'm getting better at billable ago

44:23

wow and if like if the guy

44:25

like isn't there are like the friend group

44:27

isn't like the one i feel is right

44:29

energies not their what

44:31

, have to do tomorrow is bugging me like i will over

44:33

think anything to be like why should be there but

44:35

it's haven't had yellow i'd like seventeen i call

44:37

my mom and be like i should camelot

44:40

ago his party right

44:41

the i never want go to parties i also social

44:44

anxiety yeah large groups

44:46

i love one on one on one two may be

44:48

with one on three rebel moment yeah

44:50

but like yeah hardy that

44:52

gets me media excited he he's

44:54

and i often don't drink a lot yeah well

44:57

maybe that's why don't have a sister as they

44:59

drink lot i have verb as thing

45:01

you will

45:02

yeah i'm i definitely have a glass of wine for the

45:04

day i'm here yeah i

45:07

am pretty much the opposite legs

45:10

i'm i'm i'm giving myself

45:12

reasons like you know why

45:14

should go out a minor illegal

45:16

podcast tomorrow that similar edition the money

45:18

or do tic tac go out go

45:20

out yeah yeah yeah so funny

45:22

because i will literally

45:24

come up with unlike it's windy i can cause

45:27

it's , windy where

45:29

i'm wearing my marilyn monroe dress

45:32

any like you love it

45:37

would i'm similar to you though were

45:39

actually i'm like full on both anxious

45:42

and depressed a half so

45:44

best yeah it's yeah it's

45:46

am i feel very a dynamic duo

45:48

yeah yeah yeah yeah some i

45:51

silvery the cats to my

45:53

depression develop she

45:55

you them she's

45:58

like i feel ashamed

46:00

i'm i'm like her yeah and i like you're

46:02

embarrassed that you got i

46:04

have my captivity know but everyone

46:07

just get one because i a small

46:09

apartment that it would smell and

46:11

of d sort of a

46:13

the river and hope everyone is that delete

46:15

them as friends on follow mew

46:20

that are the queen is animals in the world the

46:22

clean themselves every day and you get a

46:24

nice litter box that like very modern nowadays

46:27

and it won't smell like your mother cat

46:29

food when you open it up and on the eat it yeah

46:32

you're associate cat food with like

46:34

love and your cat and happiness so

46:36

do have cat and yeah yeah couple

46:38

yeah yeah i have one my mama's

46:40

for the like they were mine would outside

46:44

oh

46:45

yeah oh no more but like sides together

46:47

on a luxury you need a cat israeli

46:49

government to the problem is that lived

46:51

person then

46:53

i then like you lie down on the couch

46:55

eternity in candidate

47:00

and she will cuddle up and but

47:02

they help you could instead of feeling

47:05

alone really sad she will per like

47:07

my cat knows my anxiety ago my chest

47:09

and per that's really sweet but then you're

47:11

not going anywhere cause you're in like cause full

47:13

a love embrace army

47:15

of embrace good officer i

47:18

gotta go i

47:20

normally wouldn't be putting cat lowers your guy

47:23

the and like it also gives that moment

47:25

to get out of your own heard the topic but

47:27

and also it is good for to dot content you'll

47:29

have like so many more like the little

47:31

cutie mom and get concept cat yes

47:33

every like hockey on the east side

47:35

which is like we were republic silverlake

47:38

area has the

47:40

cat yeah and dress is like a grandfather

47:43

and a like the hottest bitch alive that

47:45

it is yeah that's what i want yeah

47:47

i'm like it that's what wanna tag i'm

47:50

a really good vibes and nuts

47:52

the i guess that's how i want but as well i

47:54

feel like most part as it turns into me like china

47:56

convince people to get kept getting healthy

47:59

for anyone i'm like cat missionaries

48:01

my shirt as as as much as for i am

48:04

the pressure airbus address he poses

48:06

that's rampage it's taken me for

48:08

years and she broke like she literally

48:11

og like and know why

48:14

go on a cat loudly because i

48:16

do it's efforts i'm settled on not subtle

48:18

them subtle it's all yeah maybe

48:22

never wanted a baby have another married

48:24

i'm like of

48:27

these are you night before got married you're like a were

48:29

just snorting plan b and i don't like

48:31

is that looked down sure

48:34

it is plan b than mine after my wedding

48:37

are you kidding me because kidding just like a

48:39

not honor a my mom birth control

48:41

but birth am chaotic with it plans

48:43

the week of the wedding i how

48:45

are you know remember take a risk enjoy going to marry that week

48:47

i'm ides of things really

48:49

worried whatever lad mass i

48:52

literally was spotting and other the fuck

48:54

i spotted in the morning and other

48:56

no i should not be of my period right now drive

48:58

you to cbs

49:01

that's ever that see the a we had moment

49:03

i said if you wanna baby who like this is this

49:05

is it like i'm like deluxe tech the apu

49:07

like the circles like you are an

49:09

ivy later scissorhands imagine

49:13

, sex on my wedding night night

49:15

always like a worthy admittedly had a goal

49:17

for a looming like he took

49:20

me elsa bar i was a stance and by social

49:22

my friends to see centering men from my life and

49:25

he was like where you're coming home with yeah

49:28

yeah we just fucking

49:30

you've over sober so i'm like drunk

49:32

okay and enjoying life amazing

49:35

that's why he looks so lovely

49:37

because he sober yeah but

49:39

whose son of eighteen he was youth fun

49:42

youth know him when him when eating know but saw

49:44

laughter know we can agree the

49:47

i see , i just

49:49

i do to say i think i said it on the pod but

49:51

i as we both give speeches or of of comics

49:54

and he was like him in his speech like murdering

49:56

last arm and they're easy and

49:58

i might after haven't even job

50:00

mccann my phone like fuck i'll go try to take

50:02

an embryo thrilling either follow him and

50:04

was or the bomb following as her and he's like

50:06

we're going to phone cause she's getting ready for her

50:08

them and laughing on so

50:10

, i get up and like it was kind starring slow by did

50:12

our purpose gotta give them the mood

50:14

back down that's right for it'll make them thing

50:16

for flat we'll get some tension as a

50:18

as going to bomb scum other sites and then was like

50:21

i'm so sad that i think it's experience

50:23

lot things in life with him and his

50:25

experience but it made him who is today and

50:27

like and i do wish

50:29

i met him college

50:31

the been in kindergarten and was matter how

50:34

hard it was it mean avoiding say let's

50:36

be on yeah absolutely were going around

50:38

to it up at the game hell

50:40

yeah

50:41

the open it and eventually not a joke

50:43

games that rapid fire thing you know

50:46

aka i find

50:48

gosh when like

50:50

viewed rebrand rebrand

50:52

that this is coded just silly but sit

50:54

up it's called the seven deadly

50:57

sins great

51:01

the interview

51:05

when you greedy about

51:10

where ago that is so

51:12

funny yeah

51:14

but are you also person that'll have random month that

51:16

you're like i don't go out anymore

51:19

yeah i'm i mean location one

51:22

is like what's my for i will not go to

51:24

west side

51:25

he did some can give me three places i have to

51:27

go out they sell

51:30

this guy's is supposed to begovic zola tenants

51:32

of trees lola

51:35

what your vibe aesthetic right now for the place

51:37

i wanted to feel like i'm in someone's i'm

51:40

really well designed living room dimly

51:42

lit real cornells i'm

51:44

a bartender who like little me yeah

51:46

i'm every median age thirty

51:50

five focus on a

51:53

little love going

51:54

new your i'm sort litter and i see i've ever

51:56

and i do in a hurry here for an animal wow

51:58

and you'll see what do

52:00

to a threat now i'm a

52:02

aren't when a killer sarah please don't

52:04

receive i've never even tasted

52:06

aren't run

52:10

do you like wine general guide him and

52:13

but i brought to lot of the one yes you did i

52:15

want it's you starting

52:17

alcohol line

52:19

i would be open to enter the the silly girl is

52:21

so eager the mercy yes yes

52:23

and you would just do like tons of funny videos

52:25

money at this or that i am yeah

52:28

i'm in a matter of handling free kindle enter

52:32

on a horse and lot of

52:35

, and bad mood or lesser

52:38

and sat on my he was feather

52:40

knew that was crazy and

52:42

like and sense but they will recover

52:44

from illinois senior figure in gray's

52:47

yes good tequila had good say as good

52:49

as as good one like blind taste

52:51

test and stuff on

52:53

wanna do a tic tac i haven't like sought it out yet

52:55

but about girls

52:57

who would you think about how liking sweet wine

52:59

so down upon like everyone is cool drinks

53:01

dry wine but like i

53:03

want to drink grape juice again what manischewitz

53:06

isn't okay well then you would like orange wine

53:08

or like the full naturalizing because

53:10

it is very late apple's you see the

53:12

own thing yeah i know it sounds like such

53:14

dick thing know it's so good i love

53:17

i used the like love hearing l a culture

53:19

and now i love like embracing yeah you

53:22

got in brooklyn is all natural lion yeah

53:25

okay , for

53:27

you envious of

53:34

my only serve i need to be a type

53:36

of person to i'm gonna go

53:39

someone just like ran through my mind them

53:41

and disappear oh prior

53:44

gerber

53:46

not horrible answer is you just seat in

53:48

hottest guy three announcers are now

53:50

she's with awesome butler and before that shoes

53:52

with jacob lordy yeah

53:54

but as many chains that answer i'm

53:57

answer i'm of probably

53:59

like a

54:00

yeah maybe jennifer lions she's got tired of

54:02

it all a going on and i do

54:04

think who

54:06

do so successful that you don't have

54:08

for for media is like the ultimate

54:10

flag it's that

54:12

, oh you're so famous

54:14

you have peace yeah yeah

54:17

really you know injuries that baby

54:19

and she's got a man i found

54:21

these aren't totally hi i'm

54:24

yeah she's yeah at jealous

54:26

and like really nontoxic

54:28

way that like way that just really i

54:30

just admire her so guess at an answer the question

54:32

lampshade of snow those a good answer and

54:35

also very jealous to see a sort of negative

54:37

on as he also said want to say

54:39

though like with the like joseph girls

54:41

with the hawkeyes they and jealous and like oh

54:43

like i speier yellow go off the ads

54:45

like okay lol with goods

54:48

such the famous one and probably

54:50

know those it

54:52

is intolerable to actually like date

54:54

bam but like a statically it looks

54:56

cool and yeah good for ivory ever feed

54:58

it a high monster never dated

55:00

hot guy who i am who i

55:02

felt like respect for

55:10

yeah no i will also ,

55:12

that there was some like larry

55:15

layering like whole or something

55:17

missing like you know i'm

55:20

good people you know like all my exes good

55:22

people are awesome yeah i didn't realize

55:24

that like that

55:26

would get distracted by tall very handsome man

55:28

like i am oh yeah very shallow with man i

55:30

like to collect them like like i think our

55:32

feminists to be like have a male models

55:34

and athletes around you am i

55:36

gonna be my little try to beat like i'm pretend

55:39

and like pimp that awesome but

55:41

then like ominous year of the feminists i'm phones

55:43

icon yeah but then you don't really

55:45

like that they're boring because you're like

55:47

so buzz by like the high that they're

55:49

hot and six i know a maybe like rich

55:52

or famous and then you're like

55:54

the take long for that but go

55:56

down and than you are empty and

55:59

you we gonna really annoying

56:00

not about that consumer and twenty

56:02

minutes oh shit it's

56:04

literally been in overrides that i've been

56:06

like that like that you realize you have be on when

56:08

you have to be out is why unless you

56:10

have to be away from your friends because you lie

56:12

i get off on the them

56:15

from the days later knowing

56:17

that like the how we look and it's

56:20

fun and then years suck in just

56:22

yeah listening to their thought as always

56:24

in the back of of the back of an ober

56:26

is for realizing you hate someone

56:28

and for secret crying

56:30

violent cry a silent cry

56:33

late at night yes yeah yeah

56:35

yeah what

56:39

what you gluttonous about what you over indulgence

56:41

create question on maybe

56:44

i'll answer from it in arena

56:47

the you give yourself a break or

56:50

know

56:50

i'm really good about not

56:52

being on my phone when i'm with people and

56:55

on the weekends i'm really good about that

56:57

but i'm i feel like the yeah

57:00

with a pinch

57:02

you pursue your to go grills on your instagram

57:04

some of them some okay this is so

57:06

six by i'm just like you know instagram

57:08

there's it's so integral and dating that

57:10

i get self conscious about posting like

57:13

my really where i look really shitty some

57:15

of them i am mit

57:16

mediocre douglas i ever look is on titov

57:18

i don't know why the know crazy where

57:21

you marla

57:23

have you like being authentic yeah people get your

57:25

energy than a if a guy does

57:27

not want to fuck you because you you

57:30

have a weird angle in the video is not your your

57:32

my other true i mean did my husband messaging

57:35

other day and like with work on our lives lighting

57:37

and angles could i yelled at a minute or

57:39

he's also the vein one will he yeah

57:41

and i was i purposely like

57:44

related was really important yeah

57:47

, i am overlaid i'll queen yeah

57:50

as can tell you i would like dripping in diamonds

57:52

as i am literally jumping fly right now yeah

57:54

but officer earned his his wedding dynamics

57:57

of the like i'd

58:00

they purposely yeah i just think

58:02

the guy that can fall in love with you is not gonna

58:04

pick you because he's like she

58:08

he hurt her phases of ago

58:10

that you can do it on we got everything else goes magical

58:12

everything and sure that the second line he reiterated

58:14

this to me the thing

58:17

what i do think when

58:19

you're if you're in lay your younger you're partying

58:21

is so easy be like any other be so fucking

58:23

hard get hot guys when

58:26

with you

58:28

you are fucking hot and you know it's even hotter

58:30

when you are

58:32

not always like scared

58:34

to look at life yes his daughter

58:36

the glad that confident you brought that up

58:38

because i like i say this all the time

58:40

that with the tic toc journey like i've

58:42

never been more aware of my flaws

58:45

physically and i have being on the internet

58:47

is people point amounts and and

58:49

at the same time i've never had better

58:51

self esteem yeah i'm because

58:54

i resolved yet ha and also

58:56

it's like what's inside my mind

58:59

and my jokes that

59:01

that is he sees the same

59:03

if i'm at all your instagram why would

59:05

i follow your you know what you've literally

59:08

for com best friend in my head of of the

59:10

way you yet the way your mind

59:12

works and think with people

59:15

certain had person success on instagram at

59:17

certain diapers other stuff on tic dot e

59:19

on see a lot people do both less

59:22

their lily putting their all their real

59:24

right at which i haven't done yet because i feel

59:26

like my instagram following like different yeah

59:28

i yeah i live i live in florida i

59:30

yeah my guess is that like my greatest

59:33

that anyone when

59:35

was last time experience extreme rather anger

59:39

he then

59:41

are you y

59:45

u s is our gender

59:51

that's not tell that story less

59:53

, tell that story best not to you

59:55

know drag these people i

59:58

never i around her anger

1:00:01

incredible question and i

1:00:03

feel like that's not my go to with

1:00:05

you know you know what i had a situation i

1:00:08

i thought extreme matter and i

1:00:10

swear god to stomping on down the street like

1:00:12

listen into bad blood someone

1:00:15

said some information as

1:00:17

very personal information and shared

1:00:19

it with a very popular internet

1:00:21

or instagram at gossip

1:00:23

page oh and am

1:00:26

i was like okay did you know

1:00:28

who it was i don't know who it is i have suspicion

1:00:31

now and i was like

1:00:34

how dare you because you know how setting

1:00:36

the situation was for me and you just

1:00:39

you to seventy i that

1:00:41

with really i mean that's called you're done

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like that is so scary and like

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he says of vulnerable yeah and like

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that other person is literally just doing for cloud

1:00:50

which is so discover thing discover what

1:00:52

quantity getting it's anonymous there

1:00:55

were to take you down yeah they this

1:00:57

person does that this person wants or aside

1:00:59

and i was earlier the why that era closest

1:01:01

to you yeah and i was like okay

1:01:03

you we are you to sit as just ruined

1:01:05

it for everyone because now i

1:01:07

don't know who i can tell us

1:01:10

information to if it's gonna be

1:01:12

like gonna call now

1:01:14

i don't know sir know who it is i can i

1:01:16

will i will probably never know not

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that is scary

1:01:20

could you don't think they would on a threat of

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course my at night because they're pretty much feared

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that anybody of these things are so

1:01:26

horrible and toxic and then no one

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is held accountable when they're lying

1:01:30

has like like someone

1:01:33

my came out that doesn't i broke up because

1:01:36

i hadn't imposing on instagram was

1:01:38

and the whole reason was because i actually just don't

1:01:41

i don't like people in our business yeah

1:01:43

like i don't just kind of want to protect him little

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bit yeah might my it social

1:01:47

media is not for me to show off his for me to

1:01:49

like cel com a ticket of what they so

1:01:51

like the fact that imposes him and around here in

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posted me was like a deliberate thing

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that we decide it's not like wait weeks without

1:01:58

hate each other right and then like

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everyone like mates fucking friend

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the gym text me like oh my god i'm sorry

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you broke up with your husband and like i'm on ski

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1:02:10

am having sex i literally his dick

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yeah denzel russell yes ah

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the have like ton of food yeah hi oh yeah

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i get together in like three

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thousand calories day planner thing and i get

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it's a high carb high fat high protein

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the other sports bog as he enters absolutely

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i mean if is the linemen and other end up and

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a sick joke that was that because can you

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mean just things that i love about together

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are some of your favorite things to make right now

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for yourself m i

1:03:26

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eric or krem yeah

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, like me and clean me and honor and

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something something sexy

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about their nationality moink

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the wake up attorney

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million oh i'm italian and

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irish born an alcoholic your

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talent they have italian irish people night

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so the i guess so i

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guess so i wasn't i wouldn't were in their the reward

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baltimore maryland okay that makes more sense yeah

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i'm i'm have italian

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and then like european my and does irish

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you have great joke hold on about

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your like i'm italian and i

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am i got over by analyzing

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serves you are numbers of among our hits

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bagel of and others who become useless

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i literally oriented really good they have

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a brother jake heggie but it was the it

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very new york like piazza eagles exact

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com him and i literally just like was

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consistently become annoying those leaflets

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the video that stronger blew up the

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i don't know we were you could see it cause

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people what people were just do adding it

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being likes i max again and

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this and some people call me this yeah

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and so you don't even know that duets i have

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name but everyone saw the video of yard

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sucks when when somebody like it

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gets more successful than

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on your off of your

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because my my job and put their

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own so looks like under saddam as be like some

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people call me please subway go over

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over at where they saw your rats over it

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on how's your ego wants samuel your

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pride given the with something how

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amazing question

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the now i think with

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it

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you know maybe thing because

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i am i think i

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am finally realizing my

1:05:32

worth and having a little bit of an ego is

1:05:34

how helpful with that a healthy

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ego being like you

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know oh i'm not actually can accept this behavior

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i don't have to really don't have it is

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really good age yeah to mean everyone

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pots different time but

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i when i was twenty six was when i first

1:05:52

started my career and comedy the guy

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for i was in market at twenty

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six only start really figure out what brings you joy

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and then i also oh like

1:06:01

started to understand dating more were

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at everything wasn't as nous the crazy

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thing he started like okay i guess that get

1:06:07

the process i see the red flags little more

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not that i listened to the red flags but think

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they're making sense and use i think twenties

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you don't understand thing and

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and i just try and

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i think as by the time you're in thirties you

1:06:20

want to have the right people around you and know

1:06:23

what brings you joy absolutely yeah

1:06:25

i yeah it is you're not supposed know what brings joy

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in your early twenties you thought it was cooking

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for athlete he wouldn't

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don't the what the wife can eat with the

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oh they're not married they're

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, marry their that's why these are not marrying

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her sister nominee you focus focus

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i didn't see who's a celeb cross

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murtha so may

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yeah do you love cousin vinny

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i do i really them on

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and i love know i loved and what

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men want to do see or

1:06:57

what women want yeah that's what women the remake

1:06:59

yeah was what you want yes i should get

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yes i'm earth the town may still hop

1:07:04

and yeah charlie's their own then

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man let's see our andrew

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garfield right

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now i have a thing for whom

1:07:16

somebody's bay oh you know the say and

1:07:18

nobody knows the sky but i'm going to speak his name

1:07:20

put it made a lot watches this yeah

1:07:22

okay i'm his name is luke

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bracey

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you know that either really was a holiday

1:07:29

it announces us holiday selena

1:07:31

okay says he was in the new

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elvis

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in our to them liberty look them up right

1:07:37

now i want see what you think them

1:07:39

and i want to blow up this guy spot because nato

1:07:41

is so also use australian bridges on my

1:07:44

eyes shown guys are just like feral love

1:07:46

bugs is so hot yeah he's stupid

1:07:48

hot yeah and he's i'm i'm much less right now

1:07:50

which i believe and i have you know people micro

1:07:53

yeah yeahs and on data yes he's one of them

1:07:55

as we honey food you end up dating and we can sort i'm

1:07:57

guy the line of him as as

1:08:00

they go little like he knows he's good looking though

1:08:02

it's own like love i'm in that

1:08:04

photo he knows oh yeah in this photo

1:08:06

has bonus for himself right there like he

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ion yeah i like

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like fuck him but than just

1:08:13

mug don't have that way by my my

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hi i'm richer fact

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that it's so that we can we can

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show that the only loyal ohio

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oh yeah i think descended you really hard suicide

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hickey down a say the data services

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as a holiday mood of

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he did the eyes of gonzalo essay

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now whistling oh

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the new someone

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lady timothy shallow may as well fish

1:08:41

food out for her she's now

1:08:43

with like one pretty

1:08:46

big i say

1:08:48

oh you're kidding no i

1:08:50

mean she reaches mama oh

1:08:58

i really believe in him and lisa but i

1:09:00

ah that sucks that makes me upset

1:09:03

in a when like really epic couples heart

1:09:06

but this is my thing who

1:09:08

are you on couples break up underbelly i know believe

1:09:10

in love and on agree actually don't know anything about

1:09:12

them you're right you wanna

1:09:14

be with someone else an industry

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the

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little i know it sec with around with the

1:09:20

com a qb and all that or i'll

1:09:22

i think the you have a language didn't understand

1:09:24

out each other that a lot people don't like

1:09:26

i've tried know i'm going take

1:09:29

i'm not tried to date anyone else with someone

1:09:31

in the honesty

1:09:32

let us let that be known

1:09:34

i have never ever tried but also like industry

1:09:36

is like maybe go for more like fruitless

1:09:39

producer like

1:09:41

the guy who's like yeah

1:09:43

but the same as like it cupola glennon

1:09:46

he's now with some a very the

1:09:48

throw show runner i'll i'll a man

1:09:50

and i know because yeah

1:09:53

you'd sometimes the want to be

1:09:55

in same to be your career you

1:09:57

wanna play like the in same party yeah exactly

1:10:00

yeah no

1:10:01

look at him and see the same issues you're done with

1:10:03

all the time you both can't like oh

1:10:05

i yeah final question

1:10:07

okay that's , i like way

1:10:09

i remember that are cuts of when i read

1:10:12

a feed round or this

1:10:14

rapid fire no actually i

1:10:17

uh oh i let it go in an alternate

1:10:19

in like that too like really too did a podcast

1:10:21

where a podcast host was like really was oh

1:10:23

like hate that keep it in a biography

1:10:26

a their reunion make me nervous because feel like he's actually

1:10:28

listening to them and yeah i'm also not being funny

1:10:30

then know funniness comes

1:10:32

from a a a like third

1:10:34

tier riff yes that is like

1:10:36

lifted off from story worth telling ten minutes

1:10:38

to go you can't do car everywhere

1:10:41

in one right now we're in one right

1:10:43

now we're all ask your question you start

1:10:45

slow where i'm like this can go so sarcastic

1:10:47

or so deep and i don't know where she's going ask

1:10:49

what i've been doing yeah hunt

1:10:52

for me that much i am hi

1:10:55

no fucking question how

1:10:57

the little devils our listeners show where

1:11:00

near in the dirt dark

1:11:02

is part of hell what

1:11:04

advice would give to people on how to

1:11:06

cope

1:11:11

and i said every do

1:11:15

they forgot as he what you did before behind accurate

1:11:17

the were a broader light out and i brought her

1:11:19

the right up my mail but whatever son

1:11:22

among her coping in the darkest

1:11:24

time the

1:11:29

a lot of sleep and rest i think

1:11:32

is good i'm for

1:11:34

me anyways i'm not

1:11:36

forcing yourself to a

1:11:39

muscle through i don't believe

1:11:41

in that we you

1:11:43

mean really the

1:11:46

if you don't want to work at know move you know

1:11:48

don't work out you don't want to do the dishes dawn

1:11:51

the

1:11:52

and you'll feel it you'll feel better eventually

1:11:54

like you know i really hate that

1:11:56

like again it's the toxic positivity like

1:11:59

yeah just do something for yourself

1:12:01

and i'll go for what know

1:12:03

i'm gonna post mates and i'm gonna say

1:12:05

in bed and not gonna work i'm going to wants the summer i

1:12:07

turned pretty soon everyone

1:12:09

is i was you i'd i'd when

1:12:12

i was watching something i like to way the

1:12:15

way the

1:12:16

word and want to see if i fucking

1:12:20

, in here and

1:12:22

other things are too popular i get afraid that

1:12:24

afraid won't like at yeah i don't wanna

1:12:26

like don't lawyer i guess they'll

1:12:28

never watch burden i haven't lieberman

1:12:31

it and wanted i'm

1:12:33

now

1:12:34

i'm blown up in an interview

1:12:36

they're like who's your favorite carriage and as i was

1:12:39

young my regarded as

1:12:41

, i had vibrant writing

1:12:43

got here as

1:12:47

soon as british yeah

1:12:49

use a lot of i'm not i'm gonna

1:12:55

okay and i'm know okay million thank you guys

1:12:57

virtual me now is laney

1:12:59

where can people follow you listen to

1:13:01

what you give me the good of i'd have a seller

1:13:04

every day of the rest of

1:13:06

us would y

1:13:08

very well yeah

1:13:12

and

1:13:12

find me at at delaney says hello on tik

1:13:14

tok and i many row on instagram

1:13:17

so amazing you're hilarious are

1:13:19

hilarious hawks you guys later

1:13:21

oh also going to hundred are not come from my tour dates

1:13:23

a necessity guys by i

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