Did you think Christmas started when Jesus was born? So when WAS he born, huh? Do you know? What do the originators of this feast say? Maybe he was born with the sun? On the day it reaches the lowest point in the skies? Is Santa a demoted vikin

Fuck Star Wars

Dec 15th, 2019 1h 22m

If you love science fiction, like we do, but you’re stuck in a bipolar vortex between Star Wars and Star Trek, boy, do we have a treat for you. We traverse parsecs of parallel universes that encompass this multi-genre narrative style. From Geor

Monster Legends and Myths

Dec 8th, 2019 59m 10s

With his love of all things monsters and legends, Bert decides to bring Fonx into the fold with a breakdown of this pseudo science! #bertfonx, #podcast, #cryptozoology // Bert & Fonx Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cron

Fonx Made a Music Video

Dec 1st, 2019 1h 19m

Bert & Fonx examine the trials and tribulations of collaborating in a music video for a song Fonx wrote, shot in Spain and the US. And, in doing so, revisit all of the experiences and lessons-learned of this intense multi-year venture. The prod

Profanity: The Universal Language

Nov 24th, 2019 1h 6m

What is the meaning of certain meanings and why do so many get so salty about them? Can inconvenient words be hidden? Do we make them disappear when we cease to acknowledge them? Does sheet happen? Are you a sun of a beach? Join us as we explo

Language, Motherfucker, Do You Speak It?

Nov 17th, 2019 1h 21m

Fonx has been speaking English for 50 years now. In fact, Fonx has been speaking English longer than Bert’s been alive. And yet, his English still sounds weird AF. Are there disadvantages to a multilingual upbringing? Does making room for other

Bert went to Scotland!

Nov 10th, 2019 1h 15m

Bert recounts his amazing three week trip in search of his roots for his thirtieth birthday. The conversation, as usual ends up all over the place, ranging from travelling alone versus meeting up with friends or family to haggis, ancient castl

Hickfests!

Nov 3rd, 2019 55m 41s

Fonx’s less-than-conventional use of the term “hick” leads Bert to show him some examples of eccentric celebrations around the world to try to figure out what on earth he means. It turns out to be a fun exercise, with an interesting conclusion.

Ancient Astronauts

Oct 27th, 2019 56m 30s

Fascinated and intrigued with the ancient astronaut theory, Bert decides to put it through the Fonx wringer.//Bert & FonxCreated by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” MorenoEdited by Miah DetjenMusical Theme by Alfonso

From the steam engine to the “fart phone”

Oct 20th, 2019 1h 6m

Our friends compare their timelines to that of two millennial relatives in search of the milestones that marked the end of the industrial age and the rise of the information era. From calling from home to carrying your phone around, from radio

Not taught in school: ‘round the world via Columbus, Genghis + Marco Polo

Oct 13th, 2019 59m 15s

Bert & Fonx compare notes on the history they were taught in school versus what surfaces after contrasting other sources and, in doing so, end up traveling back in time circumnavigating the globe and retracing the steps of Christopher Columbus,

Love, Business, Bands, and Getting Tone From Your Butt.

Oct 6th, 2019 55m 17s

Bert & Fonx explore the ingredients to successful human partnerships. From family to business ventures and musical bands, they end up finding that, often times, the best energy can be that which you pull out of your ass. Subjects covered: human

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