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has a new special called domesticated

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1:02

is the follow up to it's special principal's

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1:07

love this guy we have the

1:09

most meandering conversation

1:12

two friends that haven't seen each other while it

1:14

turns into bottle of whiskey we drink a bottle

1:16

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talk everything we talk comedy store we

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ladies and gentlemen my friend do

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kai he totally forgot about that

2:11

we talk about cobra five dollar a month ago

2:13

without further ado my friend the

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the

2:31

congratulations on everything ran

2:33

out for you talking about all right dude

2:35

are you kidding me fucking cobra kinds

2:37

of fuck in smash and yeah to be

2:39

cool be apart like the number one show in

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the country not as men everywhere

2:44

you know it's like this with we shot flora

2:46

we shall for you to

2:47

really yeah cause you to be try to start

2:49

streaming service and then ruled on

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am i the first

2:54

three three seasons were shot for

2:56

by for you to it was youtube red and then

2:58

changed it youtube premium because i think people

3:00

kept calling it read through yeah

3:04

and then i'm then yeah the net for

3:06

netflix acquired it and then that's when it took off

3:08

but we we yeah we

3:10

shot the first two seasons were on

3:12

the you tube networker premium

3:15

boot me i mean

3:16

you be a bit part of things that look

3:19

like they're going to pop in and they just nothing that says

3:22

and then to have finally get that pop

3:24

and that's the one of why i will say like we

3:26

all knew we knew how

3:28

good the show was but lot people who knows out

3:31

so for him bruce and bruce and on the

3:33

arm

3:34

then you know lot the are what's because

3:36

the people on line where love it yeah

3:38

you know and i read i read like

3:41

like spot like maybe seven years

3:43

ago maybe even more maybe like

3:45

eighteen years ago i read of a

3:47

of a blurb on line said i

3:50

the said

3:54

johnny's the victim the

3:56

and won't know it was it was around that

3:58

where they were i started doing i think that as let

4:00

me do with or tv show with the doogie

4:02

howser so that it

4:04

remember the what was the show would do do a

4:06

oh ah yeah a how

4:09

love your mom yeah something like that or

4:11

whatever

4:13

oh yeah of course you know that halls and got a house

4:15

is pentecostal it whatever

4:18

whatever idea

4:21

what i remember read something about that and then when

4:23

came out i was like or the spoken like

4:25

you get over new decks and and what's great

4:28

is i've seen at been your first of all

4:30

that area what was an apartment that was

4:32

also vulture years ago it

4:34

was for thirty five south the droids for which

4:36

the detroit street and then us which

4:38

are now other the vegas now the

4:41

diary you're just included yeah

4:43

but got divorced that you know about attitudes

4:45

with of were here you serious

4:47

year but wait will work out but also

4:49

about that wait so i mean just we drifted

4:51

and then we were like

4:54

try make a where we were like separated

4:56

the same house which that's really uncomfortable

4:59

and then i yeah i got divorced like almost

5:02

of be two years of the getting

5:04

but wait so now i'm in vegas and

5:06

go to this restaurant my best friend

5:08

or the executive

5:10

chef their new you you

5:13

live in your build roy

5:15

yet roy yeah and then we

5:17

could use like you know then he wrote he was like

5:19

all i see at the comedy store than others like

5:21

yeah with the birds and then

5:23

we did that and then than the other houses

5:25

last summer so that other house we

5:27

saga of health or love the other i'll leave you have

5:30

got out as well enough oil wells as an ally for her

5:32

free gotta start by divorce

5:34

out as second one leg is we

5:36

admire think about ago their ago

5:41

the do that lives next door they've

5:43

been have you ever want sell your house

5:46

give me a price will buy it know america's you want to

5:48

knock knock on the dot e dahlia when we

5:50

talk about the fact that man i was

5:52

the fuck your best though that was the house

5:55

me now is house where everything happened in like

5:57

we had girls the raise the

6:00

those we got dogs put our dogs down

6:02

like minutes houses gray put it's

6:04

like the girls one of georgia's eighteenth one

6:06

colleagues i know that phrase i know i just

6:08

like yesterday i told you as by but of dirty

6:10

exploratory yeah we

6:12

work it every plate or you the one thing i think

6:14

about when i think about you you

6:16

have the one person oh

6:20

this so don't know why the sticks my head i

6:22

remember once have a what's your apartment down

6:24

to santa monica yeah you

6:28

will get you want beer was i guess a

6:30

great new crack to bud light sit

6:33

there were bullshit we're talking you

6:36

had one beer the you like i think i'm

6:38

gonna go work out knows like ha you're

6:40

gonna go workout it

6:42

was what do want to do when was like you just

6:44

had a beer like i'm going to buy more beers and

6:46

like oh not me i'm going to work out i'm

6:49

amazed at that i'm mother consistently

6:52

my whole fucking life i i think about

6:54

that so much that i i think

6:56

if you knew about that you'd go i can't

6:58

drive down their street down that near areas

7:00

of a button yeah without thinking about

7:03

so casual mode you like

7:05

the reminders is closer services or

7:07

back to the alleyway i'm

7:09

programmer with a gimmick

7:11

so impressive like i was how did you get

7:13

raise the you get up one beer raised

7:19

in i only write as funny as things stand

7:22

on our own eminem and medicines

7:24

typical medicines was ever big drinker man did

7:26

you ever hear the observer here matters

7:29

diverged but remember the time you're dating eliza did you

7:31

ever hear of lies a compliment on my podcast

7:34

somebody sent it to me and i was like

7:36

yeah you know christmas she she great

7:39

great great cake awesome work ethic

7:41

i meant he is funny

7:43

always always worked man yeah know

7:46

it's crazy to wow how

7:48

far back we all go it's

7:50

funny now because i was saying that like at

7:52

my he's been running my i company

7:55

i didn't like what how many forty

7:58

thousand followers and like the past week

8:00

real acres you start cut not my also

8:02

special come out tomorrow tomorrow yeah

8:04

so

8:06

i'm in all these people were like

8:08

hold on hold of idol i don't mean interrupt and i'm

8:10

not good listener number make more of drink you think

8:12

dude wait you're not good list started know that

8:15

have been worse you know that exists

8:17

off why

8:20

would you do who after we have address what to

8:22

go work out i guess she gets him over there your

8:26

last special was so fucking amazing thanks

8:29

it was do member of our taxes

8:31

yeah i wouldn't the i was blown away

8:34

oh sit on a tour bus aromas sleep

8:36

sit narrow flipping through all my phone i'm certainly

8:39

not little kept his share i'm having

8:41

a cocktail it comes up razzak

8:43

are man i just had a fond memory of us

8:45

to in atlantic city the time soon

8:47

to set up a while watched

8:49

not only i tweeted about i texted about

8:51

that or instagram about like to talked

8:53

about it and i fucking text you immediately

8:56

you ever you asleep under my bed that in atlantic

8:59

city will because we in the bed together and

9:01

my buddy just gotta do you remember this

9:04

this call me the i didn't remember spot

9:06

but i'm refreshing member take you go in and he saw

9:08

me he wrote written script and

9:11

i put on mute as would sell me about

9:13

it and we were just dial about

9:17

friend got out he was like your wrote script

9:19

israel like dude like first

9:21

saw it that is what said he said he you

9:23

know how we get may but i gotta play myself

9:26

although i do first of all that neat

9:28

little you if you know what

9:32

allows feathers what

9:34

did zelda giuliani we

9:39

were cry a man it was it was hilarious

9:42

and have resulted ago that joey be

9:44

a slept in a tub some know

9:46

there was there was he sleep in the shower

9:48

hours or centers our i'm mike richter

9:50

was on tour with him and

9:52

yo you sept of sleep shower to sleep does

9:54

he had sleep apnea i

9:57

do too i look back at those times and i go

10:00

we were just having so much fun doing

10:02

standup routine like there was no i don't

10:04

think any of us the business

10:06

so different than no one had

10:09

goal of anything it was just like a

10:11

for the goes where easier than but it was

10:13

very difficult right so like

10:15

to us success with the the thing with

10:17

the with the her burden travel

10:19

channel and that like that but before that would serve

10:21

as show with ryan williams whatever ah

10:24

yea i know it's apartheid

10:26

severe wilders yeah yeah yeah and

10:28

then ah and you know we did it with

10:30

the development deal error and then you know

10:33

your development shows and

10:35

there was like clear path but there was so many

10:37

gate keepers and then so many other

10:39

there was no way that we were gonna like

10:43

it it was like there was no we're gonna leapfrog game

10:46

what yeah but you know it dame for dane

10:48

at that time was the first like to see

10:50

the one did the my space things like that was really

10:52

distort

10:54

you're gonna not remember about that eric as i started

10:56

in ninety six right

10:58

started in ninety eight ninety

11:00

eight ninety eight ninety keyboard but we

11:04

started when we were coming off

11:06

it was the read it was the reality

11:08

show error which caught in so that and

11:10

then that was the the internet stuff

11:13

that can into that and that it was it's like

11:15

it was a went away from that traditional model

11:17

that we started and and then

11:19

it was just open then

11:22

guys like rogue than internet sort

11:24

of common in plane it's almost like hollywood

11:26

split into you want

11:28

i mean

11:29

and i think it's the best

11:31

thing that's ever happened to stand up because

11:33

the gatekeepers were gone boxes

11:35

weren't the insects hey

11:38

here's here's material

11:40

you're here is what comedians are doing like burrow when he

11:42

went viral for silly that was you yeah

11:44

oh that was massive and then you know

11:46

and but we have you would have asked me at that time

11:48

who i thought the best comedians where i would have super

11:50

trees bill burr you know yeah but nobody

11:53

was really in the club's any more they were

11:55

going for the reality show which we

11:57

can segue into what we did which was

12:00

media would feel on that pilot was so one of

12:02

my favorite gigs ever been to try buy

12:04

it from that mortimer what what

12:06

would they won't they will sell it why

12:08

are of a restart lose a while ago

12:11

they said i'll i'll just give you one hundred twenty five

12:13

thousand dollars the

12:14

just just so we could just air the pilot

12:16

auto occurs up i thought i thought investment

12:18

wise

12:19

the got better to make that barbarity chalk

12:21

this up into five episodes

12:24

the

12:25

we did so much shit

12:27

it was great we did so much shit

12:30

only one i've talked about this a

12:32

before a lot on other projects the

12:35

to your your perception how the show went down

12:38

because i remember remember

12:40

mine remember we me with yoga pulled into

12:42

been a marine there were just like we

12:44

want make the

12:45

new tell it what was more like we're

12:47

gonna it was playing because i think it was

12:49

right when old school was around and is

12:52

and they won't see bird and remade wedding crashers

12:55

the bernstein burn

12:57

we did wedding crashers as reality

12:59

show really it was hit in

13:01

in vegas wow

13:03

what member that might

13:05

is that know don't know yes

13:07

he burn the wedding crashers

13:09

so him and like

13:11

skyler stone something i didn't see

13:13

burnt resume they did wedding for i

13:15

remember out now are we are kind of vaguely remember

13:17

was that that hooked up

13:19

the oh yeah you're the real wedding crasher the real

13:21

wedding crashers right so that's what is what

13:23

has it wasn't hours before their nose at the hands

13:25

of this was that to this came out but

13:27

it but to it is it was you with springboard

13:30

because it was like okay we're going do grown

13:32

man starting fraternity job

13:34

and then and there were like there were like or

13:37

we're going put it out in in in

13:41

craig's list will just put out

13:43

an ad and whoever gets it was it was

13:45

i'm up in a manner we had a screen

13:47

it there was like twenty thirty guys and we

13:49

will i don't think the screen at all but we

13:51

we did my we get the pill or yet we paid by

13:53

the way i stayed friends ice i'm still friends

13:55

with some here and pure with

13:57

care and susannah no either

14:01

in new york he's producer stuff really yeah

14:03

and there was the cure most split was for

14:05

an hour but was stand up got asthma

14:08

mike so what what what so me on him as

14:10

he could do the whole oh

14:13

godfather scene when he's like so when

14:15

when freighter goes to see michael

14:17

and he did verbatim and i was just i was

14:19

in and like this my number one choice

14:21

that and then we had kid rest his soul

14:23

that played at u s c paradise

14:25

way from big guy the where karate

14:28

kid out the the kids that karate wanted

14:30

to miss take the guy in chest

14:32

any one slide across room for things like

14:35

i don't think it's real he added added scepter

14:38

etti so bad he just went home

14:40

and guy what he , on

14:42

ground and with everybody was laughing

14:44

all the other marine kid that was me back

14:47

to the ptsd that said he

14:49

hit the go with the with the bottle of we

14:52

kidnapped we get better about

14:55

grab iraq

14:57

time then

14:59

they had that party for like three hours

15:05

the know i know what

15:08

, the impose on roll roll

15:10

back the wrong

15:12

robin if

15:13

i could find this band there were three girls

15:15

in the not three girls the roll singers

15:17

they had bottles whiskey and pillows and

15:19

they had tape over their that has a x

15:21

is hop over the nipples in the position and

15:23

may just ripped open pillows

15:26

and spit whiskey , your

15:28

mouth they were awesome hall

15:30

now is a savage time oh savage remember

15:32

i remember at one point jumping

15:35

off the house we had then

15:38

like a pang canyon that

15:40

it was and had waterfall going through yeah

15:42

number

15:43

then there would call that if you guys were swimming

15:45

here we were i was in was in pajamas

15:48

like a ones the and i jumped

15:50

off the top deck into the pool

15:52

the number one point the producers coming

15:54

outgoing

15:56

we got software use any of us and

15:58

there were two naked women seven

16:00

next to me and i'm smiling here to your pajamas

16:03

ever going on are you talking about

16:05

this is usable to me i remember

16:08

how the how many up with that many week we were there three

16:10

it was like so quick it was like three days

16:12

when it was nuts man who went my

16:14

favorite my favorite ever was

16:17

the football see it yet we played the girls

16:19

tackle football because it's so awful halston

16:22

though

16:23

so brewed played football player but i

16:25

was it the what the big guy that played us visa

16:27

so what did take that was that go with that one

16:29

guy was running a mouth and these

16:32

are like a sad for equipment on we

16:34

were we didn't have it up there either though

16:36

we take a basic as i do feel that analogy

16:38

play football and i do they were day it

16:41

was raining all that everyone's i

16:43

know right were drunk we've got his field

16:45

and see a positive like women in think uniforms

16:48

pig helm as thinks order bad the

16:50

like das you you're playing rules were tough by

16:52

the why these weren't like

16:54

yeah the girls could they could they could get down

16:56

so we'll restart the game it's

16:59

so fucking

17:01

fitness with pads were given paddle m

17:04

m like this is that like this isn't find that like guess

17:06

that's what you get yeah come on our

17:08

house who embargoes

17:11

on oh up everybody that

17:13

with the get the big that was yeah you even

17:15

think those dot took looked at the center

17:17

out than the fullback came in

17:19

and you gave , best

17:21

for i want see dead wars know

17:27

know gave the gave a paraphrase

17:29

unofficial valid paraphrase are

17:33

lit , are you

17:36

can we had a beer with them afterwards yeah

17:38

i forgot i was on of us have

17:40

a one prior get away with

17:44

or up as still as we

17:46

would absorb ice giving where it was

17:48

it would grab that adam of forgot about

17:50

that it was such

17:53

a parking the have located

17:55

of just like the

17:58

the wrong thing happened

18:00

every fucking time a my favorite

18:02

was in the bill the party we we just got four stars

18:04

to come out to the party with us

18:07

i remember when one point or guy goes at

18:09

it comes as music

18:12

you know what level , yeah

18:14

remember to websites that that we were going

18:16

to take out's sake take the

18:22

when we going to take up to club and

18:24

pretend that like he is worth a lot money

18:26

oh member cause you'd never been

18:28

laser keepers of verge of the was a

18:30

virgin we would have taken to a club and

18:32

then like you know being

18:34

suicide by key like we work for him

18:36

and the the mob and then you know

18:39

then see you know whoever welcome to the table

18:41

and then they they they didn't

18:43

know qaeda yeah us when

18:46

men

18:47

oh you're an mvp o'neill

18:49

all you're gonna be illustrated feel

18:51

wasn't silent partner in a gay

18:55

feel it's great that we do with do with it

18:57

was lot of now we say what i saw that says

19:00

i do i've i wanted to deliver

19:02

mind again humor my jacket smelled

19:04

so bad my it's not like don't

19:06

see the mobile phone so had a where same

19:08

jacket the whole trip

19:09

it's not by goshen and on the other

19:11

kid the the kid the the marine

19:14

kid would get up in middle the nine member

19:16

and sleep one run the printer and the perimeter

19:19

the recall around the house yeah

19:21

i was in his wake up manipulate him i think he's got problems

19:23

that we talk about this on the the last

19:25

summer i don't fucking know i talk about it so much

19:27

it's it was doing the wanted to grab done couple

19:29

of these great projects we go if

19:33

this goes it's hit by need some

19:35

of the network to say

19:37

this is got remember when we did picture

19:39

it was dicaprio house with

19:41

mike young yeah i do

19:44

and we were out in the express we did tour the young

19:46

americans or that i've read me on american

19:48

possibly find it also young

19:50

american tour bird

19:52

that fees mike

19:54

butch it was a great was mean

19:56

images to do with me way it was me sebastian

20:00

sebastian sebastian was on it ah

20:03

i'm brett young

20:06

there's a picture of him were all at the

20:08

house and he's the only one naked

20:10

of course

20:12

bread or some may is amelia goes

20:14

mean you bro wait will be

20:16

young american sore however

20:19

with your own

20:21

be known as i know those other the great it's a

20:23

great picture of bertha we said

20:27

we got

20:30

well we can find it

20:32

the made will find will put on

20:34

instagram we we got all we

20:36

are we are leonardo cameras house and it's photographer

20:39

yeah that might was friends with michael tried

20:41

to them and so we go up there there

20:43

like and

20:44

we all standing in like this beautiful pose

20:47

overhaul the holly yeah i had my a

20:49

yeah i had a we all had our shirts on and then

20:51

bart was naked like looking at us he

20:53

always feel calmer he's always naked i got

20:55

see if have in my phone what is this show called

20:58

by the way what did you call it

21:00

the young americans or no no that was though the

21:02

to show before i don't remember right

21:04

now was the remember

21:07

it never went anywhere so never got like a it

21:09

was like the working

21:11

yeah britain the o'brien and for

21:13

have this picture i'm sorry madam was

21:15

it was such it was such a great

21:19

the bill murray and one of their still company

21:21

they

21:21

have to do like the real world road rules jet

21:24

yet all you don't like don't i i new

21:26

i said i don't i had airdrop the hoffman

21:29

ottawa airdrop the

21:31

future that runs my social media kids amazing

21:34

lord no i do that you listen man

21:37

i don't know anything about it as stuff man

21:39

so we went to remember names what's

21:42

it what's it like being single

21:45

this cool mammy you know look

21:48

like i mean you've unit you're you're

21:50

always kind of kind got a of

21:53

you never what you'd like you you could get any

21:55

tic you want to be your never like like the

21:57

human never about just pussy not

22:00

so so what is it

22:02

like now

22:03

you know it's it's cool manner in i

22:05

bought condo out there and i just start

22:07

i do a residency every tuesday

22:09

or wednesday at distract witches let

22:12

me tell you saw man

22:13

i did l a comedy club there and you did you

22:15

know you're younger of other place ah

22:18

what does joachim and watching math

22:20

math and every tuesday wednesday

22:22

their of ten o'clock and i do

22:24

like you know i get to work out there though

22:27

arm but it's different audience from

22:29

everywhere all the time yeah there's the phone

22:34

yeah

22:35

baggy jeans o sea burma's in africa about

22:37

stephen that picture but

22:40

rather a butcher's got residency at the

22:42

l comedy club do know he's a vegas now

22:44

yea i heard he was out there yeah i

22:46

talked about they had might just as on directed

22:48

another movie and of course steve is

22:50

you know the oh and your

22:52

ass their men but yeah it's a beguiling

22:55

you ask like horse thank

22:57

you very much rather set a strong such

22:59

strong hind leg was i was half naked

23:01

today for the entire fucking today i've

23:04

lost it so

23:06

what happened today would shoot they had a

23:08

photo photo shoot minute video

23:11

shoot

23:11

for your like six the morning and i just

23:13

was like your promotions are phenomenal

23:16

the marching bands all that shit

23:18

think you you highness about you come up with that

23:20

i come up with it a ib studio myself

23:23

forever now i get my cousin comes

23:25

over as you'd some

23:26

and i'm like but cousins really good at everything

23:29

he does all the editing now it got overwhelming

23:31

cause it started the started

23:33

become getting to a place where there were like like

23:37

red rocks is one where there were like jim

23:40

jefferies bailed you want to do a by

23:42

yourself

23:43

red rock vegas red rocks in the

23:45

colorado colorado again as

23:47

the dragon promote that like else it's bit more

23:49

that's a big outdoor theater the us

23:51

and so i did a good i did really good promo video

23:54

the saw the place out

23:55

was gonna get surgery and i told

23:57

them i suggest you know you're not going count me

23:59

under an amateur phone number

24:01

do a problem of red rocks and

24:04

and i want to put me under to them during the

24:06

middle promo the as like preserve my

24:08

like i got i got five thousand to

24:10

use the cell phone surgery and i

24:12

got us all my elbow about my

24:14

tendons the rupture my tendons and an

24:16

rejected an hour though

24:19

manager taking your shirt off never work

24:22

again doing fight scene in my movie

24:25

so so i i did the promo

24:27

and of read on my there you

24:29

go into surgery as one line a know if i

24:31

don't come out on the other side

24:33

the a red rock and

24:35

then then i what

24:37

you guys gonna put better dropped the photo my

24:39

chest

24:40

anna and annette promo for loans within

24:43

think my team was like oh i think we're

24:45

just when i'm in arenas guess we'll just keep

24:47

promoting until they fell

24:48

then you do arenas and in the it's it's it's

24:50

not a big eyed the

24:53

cab seven thousand in the cell seven thousand and

24:55

like i'm of the stage back they'll nine thousand

24:57

the like on a guy the

24:58

enemy to say back like bucket ten thousand to

25:00

ten thousand as the your possibly penalty

25:03

feel that the how did make that adjustment

25:05

because i read on what when i did a while

25:07

west or those are the kind audiences

25:09

we were don't you know when mean but prior

25:11

that you i was always either at store and and nightclub

25:14

and i had some experience at like did

25:16

a celebrity theater but to do that in constant

25:18

when a man the best of places you

25:21

know again wasn't just me was only don't want know

25:23

because that's when it was you know me sebastian

25:26

cap and ah ahmet will be tortoise

25:28

kept do with he's vegas as well really

25:31

yeah everyone's in vegas now still see

25:33

tax bodies go there are

25:35

a some

25:37

say tax some or what else after

25:39

my divorce like dead colbert

25:42

hit man try to beginning twenty

25:44

twenty was rough and

25:46

i just shot this special right

25:48

before koba came up and i had called when i

25:50

saw at one hundred to degree temperature really

25:52

can't prove was cove it but i'll bet say right

25:54

now i'd never been that sick

25:57

and i remember not being able to smell they

25:59

were went to the doctor after we sarkozy

26:02

it was though time but i paid for

26:04

the cameras are there just shot at kimball's

26:06

club and i

26:08

decide to go and yeah i mean was burning

26:10

up but know once you get on

26:12

stage it it doesn't matter as yeah

26:14

like you don't even realize you sick then

26:16

when i went to the doctors city got some kind of brock

26:19

brock your section

26:20

just take a z pack and i took the zebra it

26:22

still didn't go away then it finally went away

26:25

at at their then colbert came out it

26:27

was in march we started in february and march

26:29

with my siblings saying then

26:31

i was sleep on my mother's couch robs gone through the

26:33

divorce because lived in ohio then

26:36

all the gigs all my gigs were cancelled

26:38

and i was like yeah no shit an hour and blues

26:40

and yeah was a bad time yeah i

26:43

couldn't get unemployment because when i would

26:45

go to ohio they even have

26:47

entertainers and unemployment right

26:49

there are only but vegas

26:52

is added as an essential worker

26:54

the narrow and will ever was of yeah because

26:56

gets nervous grin once

26:58

everything but i got picked

27:00

up things started picking up again

27:03

my com animals vegas is close to l i

27:05

picked up the resident doing was no state tax

27:07

and oh my god

27:09

forbid there's another shutdown i can at least get unemployment

27:12

and entertainer means

27:14

that was for the decision make em and and then you're

27:16

doing two nights a week it for two nights

27:18

week that's fucking awesome will cause you

27:20

know as comics we gotta work out

27:23

yeah you know people realize that you go work

27:25

out for an audience

27:26

you know here early sad the comedy store which

27:29

and i was there almost every night yeah

27:31

i do miss

27:33

for him in cook nobody's really change

27:35

our bodies pretty much the same the now

27:38

ah but those were fun times when

27:40

we all just the who's your your your

27:42

class was the the class

27:45

was sebastian are

27:47

tripoli that

27:48

got passed me did get back on a sled

27:50

ride or later where they kept rouleau maz

27:54

jobrani

27:57

but we were already hanging out because i i got there

27:59

and ninety nine i don't get past

28:01

until two thousand that's

28:03

not that's what won't pretend that was one rogan

28:05

d as bobby lee in all

28:08

everybody pretty much suitable the podcast yeah

28:10

are should fear stephen is easy

28:12

you know everybody was there and

28:14

and it was like you know

28:16

nobody came the sort that time it

28:19

was like every fucking time and we just

28:21

it was just there was like you know we were like family

28:23

man you need that you need to a theme

28:26

needs to have that the seen

28:28

the pot

28:29

phoenix to be on unseen for while

28:32

and to create the energy there

28:34

before it becomes scene without mentioning

28:36

names because it doesn't matter but i remember

28:38

there the comedians that used

28:40

to make one of the store right

28:42

because we were like date a we

28:44

were our own thing you know and

28:46

even our girls at the store where like leslie

28:48

jones whitney eliza

28:51

you know there there were those girls at store

28:53

that these were all those these were like you know that

28:55

everybody can hit appalled bell member

28:58

of a bomb

29:00

marlin martinez rest her soul shop

29:02

allow ski sabotage there was

29:04

like a you know than you are everybody

29:06

was there and but the

29:08

audiences the com because

29:10

you know read that at that time they were like

29:12

the improv was pretty much the place

29:14

to be because you that the management company

29:17

what people every time they went up they were showcase

29:20

with people at the improv the time were like

29:23

like panels was sarah sat

29:25

down to how black his sword see yeah

29:27

a us air laws and i was there he

29:29

did a lot like a lot i was an improv guy

29:31

always i was never laugh factory

29:33

guy and never never the

29:36

energy of the laugh factory creeps me out

29:38

all the fucking time what you know

29:40

that but i was very fortunate

29:42

enough to play all three your what

29:44

i was store guy first

29:46

mitzi was the reason why she

29:49

see nurtured that environment of

29:51

take risks onstage on

29:53

my god you could lose spot like you could

29:55

go on hill if

29:59

if it was with you the killing with the same

30:01

serial medieval to stop giving you spots

30:03

where you're not using a sage right or

30:06

you could go up in ah

30:08

and she would be like array i'm gonna give

30:10

you more spots like where your goal at like

30:12

she was always encouraging it you never knew what

30:14

could was the room he got nervous

30:17

yeah yeah yeah no you didn't know it's

30:19

as if she would be mad it was

30:21

encouraged to go

30:23

in

30:24

take risks and you know and the

30:26

other thing that was always great about the stores we had

30:28

no mc then we piggyback

30:31

nine o'clock to to anymore though

30:33

you know chris rock goes up i gotta follow

30:35

chris you know rogan know admits

30:38

he put me behind rogan lot you

30:40

know eat that's how you learn

30:42

you gotta learn to follow you around mean

30:44

the and you know if it was such a

30:46

unique time and everybody was just

30:49

titan hanging out the lot and even

30:52

comic said perform would

30:54

come and hang out you know i was found

30:56

it interesting that like there's

30:58

chunk of guys the didn't

31:00

overlap like like you and burn

31:02

and in my young and an

31:04

end and rent is easy didn't

31:07

overlap with the joe he joe

31:10

henri kind of oreos like like

31:12

the middle fence was found that out like when

31:14

all sort of podcast and just assumed

31:17

that all the store guys will come over

31:19

but there was like that it was good i guess it was like an age

31:22

difference or something ah you know who

31:24

knows man i mean know

31:26

i'm so cool everybody so yeah i don't know

31:29

an hour those guys i don't really not as

31:31

for anything

31:33

yeah idol or have hard time as is

31:35

our man and then you know in and people schedules

31:37

command and whatever

31:41

man mean i know

31:43

i just always i just always focused

31:45

on the stage you know when it really

31:48

a me i was involved and allow the high was sub to

31:50

i still am but i was always you know

31:52

on want to sell corny but comic first yeah

31:55

i i was never good at like the

31:57

guy or m b sometimes the guys

31:59

who can

32:01

bother someone to get them on their

32:03

podcast or or it but i would

32:06

feel like a bothering summer

32:08

yeah like yeah like feel like i'm by the often

32:10

often value though not me yeah

32:12

you never yeah i'll have a problem

32:14

with i

32:16

you buy button coming out of hit up the

32:18

people i know but i got like

32:20

there's a podcast in new york holder or you garbage

32:22

an adult as great of the fucking awesome and

32:24

so i

32:26

i fucking i was going to york and was like i liked

32:28

their podcast but didn't

32:29

the how to reach outside it apart as a comedian

32:32

wonder numbers maybe get taxed the

32:34

character was like is a cool will called

32:36

you guys are time the your broadcast

32:39

there are are you kidding me and was a motherfucker

32:41

what i should have said anything the

32:43

like of course and wants you and was like oh okay

32:45

thank god for like idol i'm not

32:47

that the about it's it's

32:49

hard it's your like especially when you

32:52

know is is is one those things

32:55

but again arm everybody still

32:57

stayed pretty grounded nobody

32:59

still pretty cool and

33:01

you know it's funny now like even that

33:03

a lot of myself just went viral this week

33:05

and people are like the

33:08

know this guy this this materials

33:10

been dawn it's like yeah i did it sophisticated

33:13

from , thousand five your fuck

33:15

baby sits mine alone

33:17

made an adult do it any more but

33:20

you know the people seem like it so

33:23

what are you leaning into social media just

33:25

now is good and so like

33:27

what's your what's your three pronged attack

33:29

by you got no i just

33:31

thought nepal but stuff that i've done in past

33:33

and just to get people aware of that

33:35

i'm out there man bites looked i understood

33:38

power of it because when i did arm

33:41

i was the first to release special for free

33:43

on youtube i remember right pretty i was office

33:45

which is the one that youtube you so what what's the number town

33:47

up to now

33:49

some nice i've been getting bottle service

33:51

so fucking much that come across

33:54

my fucking feed you want to it was hilarious

33:56

though that everybody's like

33:58

this like this city they

34:01

it mom says we have sebastian at home

34:05

a slider jews that love you i read

34:07

fucking hilarious whole larry they're

34:09

larry they're accusing me of

34:12

taking from sebastian and it's like

34:14

do this is from so

34:16

donald kind that nightclub and intellectually

34:18

million these my best friend like he did

34:21

like they have no idea that this has been done

34:23

like this was in my special ah my half

34:25

hour no not

34:26

remember that use so people will realize this but

34:28

when you first start comedy like the

34:30

first seven or eight years you're doing

34:33

the same and

34:34

i've never really watched do right it's

34:36

like what you're known for like i would to roller skate

34:39

at the club

34:40

and another film of osama to

34:42

someone today i was like here

34:44

comes tony abbott

34:47

mamie get all we did pretty well with that

34:49

bit that bit but anyways though

34:53

you know when oh nine you can you keep you

34:55

pretty much do the same material or the same

34:57

said

34:58

whenever you're filming right that's like

35:00

what she started with so when i started

35:02

comedy was twenty five though

35:05

it's all about club that

35:07

may or may be a hero surrounding the know how

35:09

old i am there but but as a mean let's

35:11

just point out

35:12

three point two million views

35:14

on of fucking clip on instagram

35:17

the

35:17

astronomical i think to cause

35:20

i i i may have a son of a lot

35:22

of people from italy or like insulting

35:25

because night so i don't get

35:27

a the what what else can succeed sour yeah

35:29

snow from america

35:31

no not at how

35:34

, fuck can they take the most valued

35:36

guy though american

35:39

and that american and was you are successful

35:41

up on where you just put the tide of the

35:43

wanted to get clubs or whatever you just

35:45

tag that wrote it forgive take

35:47

the bug in one bus club ago

35:50

as a diabetic i am literally

35:52

ethic the whole country italy hate sports

35:56

or submit italian and then italian got people got

35:59

you you know you did this a bad your wanna

36:02

be like it's like do what is the first

36:04

moment and not about my gay brother which

36:06

that was in twenties eighteen when

36:08

release principal's office me

36:10

do you you really do realize amount

36:13

how much i want you to read your com as i'm sure

36:15

people you love you were city where

36:17

there's people that they will buy thing is the

36:20

, i always get is he has one good

36:22

story story the rush job

36:24

on my bucket vips basil like clearly

36:27

i get do it for that that or whatever

36:29

but don't worry about it because you're

36:31

right well as our

36:34

but the thing is that like they don't realize

36:36

i'm making fun of guys yeah you

36:38

know my that's part of

36:40

joe yeah i'm making fun of myself to

36:42

both your you boys the self deprecating of

36:44

engineered comedy which which

36:46

is

36:47

ironic because you're such a cool

36:49

person like you are really are but you to

36:51

but people realize where you came from

36:53

how you raise how you grew

36:55

up how you have always kind of been the

36:57

underdog but it's yeah but

36:59

if you went school or was or was knock white guy

37:02

out more promote their you rather not aggressor

37:04

and but if you are i mean principal's office

37:06

is pretty much like that what's this new special

37:09

i shot it as being married i

37:11

even though when i shot it we were already at the

37:13

yeah i was i was living in florida i was sleeping

37:16

on my mother's couch i'm

37:18

a but that is more about

37:20

being married site called domesticated animal

37:23

yes but the new special and shot

37:25

yet the one working on now on

37:27

is about being divorce you know it's gonna of what wanted

37:29

to do was at the end when i do the third

37:31

one if you watch

37:33

principal's office domesticated animal

37:35

and then added cage which is the third one in

37:38

a row it'll tell stories oh i'm

37:40

better botelho the it off because our i'm

37:42

more of storytelling type guy a

37:44

fantastic story tell and i know it's

37:46

funny too because like

37:48

and again don't want to put myself now but you

37:50

know i'm not really a great job rider and and

37:52

you realize that when you get your shit transcribed

37:55

and you're reading it your life there's

37:57

nothing for kisses

38:00

i could i said before the premium

38:02

black bread blend

38:04

that bottles was running out of the yeah

38:06

pip capital sat down as years fighting

38:08

get chance to get through your material i want go

38:10

through it real quick i'm about to onstage and thirty

38:12

minutes because i just want to real quick

38:15

i have transcribe

38:16

read about years for makes your clears your so

38:19

he was oh so my name's bird and everything and

38:21

hot sexy name ah name ah ah

38:26

it was jokers against years ago halladay

38:29

during sex like helen keller

38:31

the

38:33

know

38:36

i know a lot of guys thinking and make and

38:38

i just sat there going i've gotta

38:40

say this in front of an audience

38:42

that was thirteen hundred people i'm of the how fucking

38:44

big i thought that was of the cab death

38:46

and i remember i just came out and was way too loud

38:49

with of the goods up although disband

38:52

like of fucking just ah

38:54

i remember taking the toro bombed

38:57

so hard when

38:59

you watch both are said the

39:01

big murdered susan control

39:03

of herself she like was like oh

39:05

you know them lose by energy is

39:07

what you're getting and they got a boost

39:09

the laptop

39:11

but you were the first you're the first person

39:13

i know new to put out a youtube special

39:16

then

39:17

i mean it was also i did get

39:19

an offer

39:21

they need they didn't want me to own it they wanted

39:23

to buy it i could share it see

39:25

that this or i'll say where i

39:27

kind of ran into a problem is that everything

39:29

i had done prior to this

39:32

think by common right

39:34

and a and when go to share you get flagged

39:37

like bike that half hour was top

39:40

what would they did to saint showdown i was it was

39:42

like top five in two thousand and ten

39:44

nobody even though i shot it and oh nine

39:46

but it would air or shouted october

39:49

, nine to the yankees won the world series

39:51

we were new york the and then

39:53

it aired in april of

39:56

two thousand of two nobody even

39:58

knows it exists

40:00

the i need so like when then

40:02

when at that always stuck with me because

40:05

you know you could never share anything and everything

40:07

did for showtime stuff he does everything

40:09

our flag your so that that was

40:12

like okay need to shoot something

40:14

that i can own and

40:17

share

40:18

and that was part of it and when shot it i

40:20

why because that's when netflix was still licensing

40:23

right when it got done they wanted to own member

40:25

they wanted to go and and they didn't want license anymore

40:28

they wanted to produce it and own they

40:30

have unlimited i looked at it and then there

40:32

was a couple like smaller services

40:34

and then somebody offered a

40:37

naughty i wouldn't even have made what i put into

40:39

it the i'm just like you know why

40:44

i always again man out my

40:46

savings by i don't need permission to exist

40:49

and you know and i'm just in

40:51

the clubs with amongst the comics or figured

40:53

you know i got a good rep and

40:56

you know hopefully people would have then

40:58

you know like tweeted eight of course i do that

41:01

you know i built on website at the time

41:03

and in it eight i knew how to do it differently

41:06

like i didn't good enough

41:08

to where we're at four million views thanks for the our

41:12

now like shots won't like when shots

41:14

was talking be about it he did it better

41:17

you know like the as far as smarter

41:19

which actually a brilliant brilliant

41:21

as a base garcia's

41:23

all the way i have the way they were able

41:26

to like

41:27

the take control of the

41:29

their own industry you too man i'm you

41:31

guys

41:33

that's why things the best time to be an artist oh

41:35

without a doubt

41:36

mark norm and by the way to his did

41:39

the same thing and as you know

41:40

like because i saw him as skanks as we were all

41:42

talk and and he's like yeah dude when you did

41:44

that

41:45

now it seems to be the trend yeah no it

41:47

is that under trend setter but nah

41:50

but you know are actually are he should fear and and

41:52

and burrow remember

41:58

was like dude

42:00

i'm on my podcast about you know because he breathed

42:02

can only help me shit and then i

42:04

always like just get it out pro just get it out

42:07

yeah or she a by maybe shouldn't

42:09

say but think although are already shooting his this week

42:11

is due right here called something

42:13

to do is just jew yeah

42:16

which which that fucking hours

42:18

insanely good and

42:21

that's why like the wanting

42:23

i say to was at all the comics

42:26

that are online those

42:28

are the ones that like deserved

42:32

the this some of the best ross

42:34

comedy that's the way comedies

42:36

to see again comedies

42:38

where needs to be it's black underground

42:42

wouldn't want on a gun fuel little dangerous ago

42:44

yeah like the i will go a big was

42:46

i might been or even when they were talking about cancel

42:48

culture and the like are you worried news like

42:50

know this is what makes it fun

42:53

the fun part when tell the dangers joke i've

42:55

never been i've never really understood

42:57

the line in sand cause like i

42:59

assume

43:01

if you are by the mike in my head of speaking

43:03

it'll make you understand that i'm trying to tell a

43:05

joke i'm i'm attempting a joke it

43:07

i'm doing podcast the

43:09

command of you can be talking ship in my backyard

43:12

new record me

43:13

when you hear me my dinner table i meant it yeah

43:16

, and i worried about the as moment

43:18

yeah yeah will stop recording

43:20

yourself recording

43:23

but like like even when like people

43:25

get trouble like jimmy carr got in trouble for joke

43:28

made when i was like but

43:30

he's old it into microphone he's old but

43:32

i again right it but what kind

43:34

of trouble we really and you what i mean and

43:36

we're not really get what you do as you get like even

43:38

with this stuff about my gay brother yeah somebody

43:40

commented you're not helping by doing this

43:43

it's like

43:44

i'm not trying to help i'm telling you

43:46

a story between me and my brother that about one

43:48

hundred percent factual i'm

43:51

sharing and experience was again that's

43:53

my style comedy i talk about what

43:55

stupid shit do everything's personal

43:58

everything's based reality after

44:00

the name sometimes because you know don't want to

44:02

get sued real names are so good yeah

44:04

but you can't and i talked

44:06

to a lawyer about that there's the probabilities

44:08

and the and i kept mother comedian that got

44:10

sued by their mother mother

44:13

law the other

44:15

a they can have

44:17

right really sure your marriage is it goes south

44:19

for but , know you

44:21

can't daughter's good like me i will

44:24

let you take this as well promoter mean of second

44:28

you you the lawyers real name and your special

44:30

did you get permission but it live

44:34

oh yeah she's a lawyer oh yeah

44:36

forgot about that denied not gonna want to give anybody

44:38

any ideas of jesus christ

44:40

that no no i've i've i've are the real names

44:42

make it so good at you know it's

44:45

it's it's about i

44:46

i dont know i i

44:48

you know again theres it's

44:51

it's it's all true i just

44:53

yeah have the be a little careful but

44:56

and sometimes i down pit play the truth

44:58

even though the truth may be funnier yeah

45:00

the

45:01

us the a can get a little you

45:03

know you don't want to be to two boys had

45:05

that you boys had that ability to

45:07

take something dark

45:09

at times and make it funny that

45:12

part of why i got into comedy

45:15

always you want

45:17

to like even now that i'm talking about the divorce

45:19

like you know and bowie my wife was cool

45:23

ex wife you know we we

45:25

decide we were friends but at the same

45:27

time she wasn't going

45:29

to kill me and yet are we were adults

45:32

about it

45:35

you just a case i've gone through divorce

45:37

averages will be okay like i am i others one

45:39

hundred years from now nice them i

45:42

mean i that's what upsets me now

45:44

it's hundred years now they're going to be like

45:48

doctor or he gives me up at night that will

45:50

be dedicated is that good you dead and they

45:52

just ends the just

45:54

and the minute you're you're

45:56

not higher drop a little

45:58

bit about this

46:00

i'm going to deeply i hit by brigid fucking

46:02

gives up and they are you afraid of death and i

46:04

don't wanna die but you know is this it comes

46:06

comes that's

46:08

it's going happen to fit the fit of know

46:10

by one big i wanted to believe it is the

46:14

mess it is a militia say tomorrow

46:16

everything's gone right and

46:19

i mean the amount of final have kids so the

46:21

without having kids it's like okay

46:25

i had a blast

46:27

mean i did out about know hold on i had a

46:29

blast yeah no kids no wife

46:31

the first one gets know i part of the

46:33

life i up but nokia know

46:35

wife if you just can't that outright

46:39

dude there's no way anyone's gonna

46:41

believe

46:42

the i did what i did with as little

46:45

about of talent as i have

46:47

they do experiences i've had life i've

46:49

been asked human ah my kids iraq

46:52

forgot what we was at the improv you you

46:54

had a from mirror be something aired

46:56

that night

46:57

i don't know it was your your did you do an hour

46:59

for comedy central was a your

47:01

half hour by the with my our for showtime

47:04

that figure was com essential that organ

47:07

or for com central yeah there was party

47:10

at the improv yeah i forgot a

47:12

when it when it when it aired and we were

47:14

just talking and oh

47:16

ye as artists and general you're you're

47:18

always doubting yourself and you just

47:20

were like down oh yeah what the fuck

47:22

you don't for that

47:25

i'm out with right this in there

47:27

is only us and me why raise last

47:29

in have been good time you

47:31

know it's it's amen

47:34

happy if people really realize you know

47:38

how much we put into it how

47:40

much we care about a joke know

47:43

and we know it's a joke like again i'm the

47:45

no matter what you say or do you

47:47

going to piss somebody off and fighting is

47:50

ninety eight per cent of it is beyond pause

47:53

oh yeah but the two percent is like

47:55

it is that's the one where like and

47:57

again at it maybe to generational

47:59

thing i will never big the talking

48:02

shit

48:03

generational thing our own about like something

48:05

amount i'm not gonna say something where or

48:07

say some nice shit online and like if

48:10

i can't talk to you as a person and and not

48:12

gonna be confrontational about but be like

48:14

lot

48:15

then again it's none of my business what you

48:17

do i've aged kids thing is

48:19

that is to say things that

48:21

the try to get rise or the you think they i

48:23

think they're shocked the it even reply to honest

48:25

with you well i actually don't mind

48:27

it

48:28

if you'd say saw other actually

48:30

the i really believe it's none of my business what

48:32

they think about me

48:34

i'm just in all what gets people

48:36

mad like there's nothing abrasive

48:39

or i'm not targeting everybody

48:41

and yet still

48:43

the they come out yet and it it doesn't really

48:46

bother me as much as

48:49

it should that makes sense

48:51

but you still want responses

48:53

they be like a man why don't you

48:55

google us our names together or

48:57

go i've been doing this is

48:59

ninety ninety six subject young

49:02

yeah you want to me that clip is t

49:04

tell by the pants with a

49:06

certain wearing and

49:08

caesar

49:10

your old really up compared to someone remember

49:12

i looked a lot like dane cook that when didn't

49:14

have beard that was and i and by the

49:16

way i think i was stealing his act like

49:18

i was just very repetitive and you

49:20

know everyone had little bit of dane than them

49:22

back in the day and night i don't

49:24

know i i didn't

49:28

care like during the padding during the pandemic

49:30

i had a period right shared those online

49:32

them and just and that i

49:34

just kind of like

49:37

iran or iraq or know i got started

49:39

in the movie and then couldn't get online for while

49:41

awesome man way of fixing it

49:43

did he doesn't like luke skywalker when it fit

49:45

looser lose our his my dad isn't

49:47

really i asked the i was great was great

49:50

but that was like the what's the premise

49:54

by me and my dad get kidnapped by

49:56

russian mafia and why

49:59

have to go back this all my wrongs

50:01

i did as a you

50:03

and it's it's i mean it's

50:05

not a what i was saying to someone i

50:07

saw top gun maverick last night dot

50:10

it it's not as good as top gun maverick

50:12

but it doesn't get it up but not always

50:15

as or again as obviously again going to be see

50:17

what your shirt off playing volleyball the

50:19

let's see there's big there there's

50:22

a i'm certainly civil a good

50:24

part of but but

50:26

yeah you know i you

50:29

let me let me ask you this use the so i see man

50:33

i am a always attracted

50:35

to comics and i don't mean we're gonna

50:38

you know in way that i'm attracted to you

50:40

sisters guitar am i thirty bow

50:42

and settled science like as

50:44

to whether you're acting or like when i

50:46

was in atlanta we will sue cobra kai

50:49

i'm i'm going to the clubs that nice whatever lana

50:52

yeah like i'm going to clubs and nice if

50:54

i were laughing store weber there's gig

50:56

i gotta get up because i'm there for like you know

50:58

a month

50:59

got get up i want go to the comedy clubs like

51:01

this time he was that that's be so much fun

51:03

get up atlanta

51:04

there is great great great seen two men

51:06

dan this with me in a week we would hit

51:08

rooms i'm doing like you know bar shows

51:11

but then i love hanging with comics it's like that's why

51:13

feel the most comfortable screeching allowed

51:15

to oh sweet yeah yeah yeah yeah

51:18

then again manner or do you find that like evil we

51:20

do the movies i always like in i i

51:22

i got get us days you

51:25

know i to our tour so much meeting

51:28

like when

51:29

go on tour it's were out for three weeks

51:31

at time and it's and it's mine

51:33

it's a wednesday thursday friday

51:36

saturday sunday the only

51:38

really get two days off

51:40

i'd and i'm talking some due to shows an item

51:42

like talking so much that

51:45

i have my voice rest i came into therapy

51:47

sometimes because i've

51:49

i'm just talking way too much i'm doing for

51:52

podcasts a month for tom do this

51:54

podcast a do what i do it

51:56

was just like speaking so much

51:58

that sometimes me i

52:00

feel like i got to shut the fuck up and

52:02

live that's where i'm the

52:04

avatar die without musicals them

52:07

theres lot graduations a

52:09

yeah theres graduation going next door but

52:11

so i so i have a i wish i could

52:14

i'm trying to so next

52:17

week the if

52:19

can gonna go into the store

52:21

do a couple spots and tried a how

52:23

did you walk around a little bit vulgar

52:25

care for fuck around ton the

52:28

it's

52:29

everything's coming out be like little

52:31

fucking neat and tidy

52:33

so i actually would love

52:35

when you said that would love to live the moment i'll

52:37

make him but it was during a coven

52:40

an hour to have throwing a pseudonym make and yes

52:43

you to make and for like a month i

52:45

was like dude i was going to just i was going to open

52:47

club was going to buy a bar and open how

52:49

, fucking money you make do with

52:52

lots that show show

52:54

i like fuck it buy a bar for like fucking

52:56

eighty thousand open the fucking comedy

52:58

club and fucking do shows

53:00

oh yeah it's making rights is your back and make

53:02

yeah i could buy a par for thirty

53:05

thousand dollars there but you know

53:07

there is a sense of pride to that you have

53:09

when you see your friends doing while like when sebastian

53:11

sold out madison square garden the first time

53:13

bro he's in he is he's

53:16

impressive what he's done has been

53:19

pro god i'd be due to so awesome

53:21

and then this is so awesome and

53:23

because you know eat wheat we all sweated to get like

53:25

us and may we all grew up together get we'll sort

53:27

other so when burn got sitcom

53:30

you just yeah i did someone could do the

53:32

boards it's just butcher happy for my

53:34

guess like you know ah

53:36

like you know donor said

53:38

was waiting tables

53:39

run into the comedy store and we would you

53:41

know travel together and

53:43

again share hotel rooms and and your and

53:45

then you know and then wow of

53:47

it would school is while they're going through the process

53:51

they talk each call each other up

53:53

you know you just like it's almost

53:55

like

53:56

you go with through that i like another

53:58

guy would i have a can't wait

54:00

so he explodes see some on oh

54:02

dude everyone's been

54:04

everyone's been one that to happen for a while

54:06

am and i use so tell any so

54:08

such a great so high rate

54:10

dude the

54:11

great dude he said some the ori our supplies

54:14

and share dot out what he said something to are you one

54:16

time that i just made me giggle so fucking

54:18

hard just his ways brain works

54:20

he's such a fucking great guy any dot

54:22

you know he sees a clean comedians doesn't

54:25

you know ah but there's again and

54:27

is is is so good and to the and want

54:29

us to be a jerk off as will reject never

54:31

i might you are

54:33

the you are the organizer we'd write that a younger

54:35

younger i had a fucking busy day

54:38

their

54:38

neighbors go fucking hard but it was it

54:40

is a graduation over there is no

54:43

should be crash their party i wish

54:45

we could see a crash a crash got correction

54:47

on the way to of yeah tell me about that what happens

54:50

within the age of elaine some

54:52

somebody just right

54:54

double i try to four hours and on

54:56

the

54:59

it a nissan the just the

55:02

job you've lived the what did you go into

55:04

the wall know he woke us he

55:06

swerved and and i they hit i was in

55:08

a passer side so it and

55:10

then we

55:12

you know we got lucky man got lucky

55:14

because when you're lucky that you won't help us for ya

55:18

dude you are gone

55:21

no yeah we were

55:23

you get way slower letters three be real

55:26

no could have , a

55:29

of admitted vault admitted and

55:32

, be vulgar vulgar

55:34

criminal by away woods rods by fact

55:36

that we got i earlier

55:39

the more you privatize it notes by

55:41

the way more that us humans

55:43

would probably would have a suburb in

55:45

florida in florida and all the strippers

55:47

on big picture makes those on board the calgary

55:50

posted i didn't grow up you go you

55:52

ruined the strip club you're ruining

55:54

serve a spell

55:56

when you see what we to always is charity event

55:59

for a pawn

56:00

while we met have we met over

56:02

that anthony's runway and slaughtered ale we both

56:04

we did the show the charity event there than took out

56:06

afterwards who's up tight and we met

56:08

them for our anthony fasano your if

56:10

it if zotto we met every follow the i forgot

56:12

about that yeah that numbers like yo we gotta go see

56:14

my boys we went to their that have club at they

56:16

ran yeah and and although and one

56:18

the servers goes the

56:20

euro birth control yet you walked in and

56:22

and you , each other

56:24

you figure yeah makes sense because they get off work

56:26

at like four just just

56:29

a twitter said i would watch do what you were a

56:31

lot they would run over know original

56:33

just original a

56:35

little executive producer your user and

56:38

brought clothes on clothes on

56:41

earlier about address

56:46

of my body knows what he thought that about is

56:48

would that these ghosts it'll work out

56:50

getting dressed up becomes a to preserve would

56:52

have yet to leather jacket on to

56:54

our member latvia of and it's great

56:56

would like gentleman think it's hurt my shoulder that

56:58

next day and still bothers me to decide

57:01

might have to have want to have one the

57:03

want this is the ice

57:05

when our candidates up right next year that's been long

57:08

day yeah what

57:10

it would it when i don't fuck and rainwater

57:13

they are another i would say this

57:15

politically correct i see or hear

57:18

what's going on for him get

57:20

ready for the end of the world they are

57:23

they when they bought house

57:25

they said just you know we like to party

57:27

like i thought the party artist in

57:30

realize that forty of violence is drinking

57:32

by myself but what's the definition

57:34

of beverly hillbillies and fourteen having fun

57:37

will they be like cooking ,

57:40

books of rocket the

57:42

alagoas one of the peloponnesian for up

57:44

to what are get this ice from the days and

57:46

you know i guess i would i say grads i

57:48

do oh yeah the

57:51

motels ah when it

57:53

was right next year

57:56

the on photo the other you're looking for the jamison the

57:59

or well know some really crazy you

58:02

may have the editors dame out the

58:04

diet know the sages at it as a

58:06

mile so the house on the other side them

58:08

that was

58:11

the man before that it was

58:12

so

58:15

it's all i mean that a people

58:18

because the houses are the size people just

58:20

read these houses out throw parties that's

58:22

been fucking chaos really

58:24

oh i was the my

58:26

hot tub and tommy texted me

58:28

and goes hey man your neighbors don't

58:30

party has a really goes my

58:32

want to check out instagram so good

58:34

his instagram currently someone to just got

58:36

out jail that

58:38

would growing guns and

58:40

money on top of naked a whore

58:42

just year i was like that's

58:44

next door to be and guy or without

58:46

right now what but

58:48

they know me too that go

58:50

they know me because i will i'll be a look

58:52

up it by were you may strippers put their clothes

58:54

on and your fortune know cern on every

58:56

fsf so they are

58:59

so

59:00

so i'm trying to figure the absurdity

59:02

the right way say the stories there

59:04

that guy gang affiliated right so low that

59:06

delaware love the same color clothes love the

59:09

one day i go now that

59:11

was it modular more color is

59:13

that this is how many opposed by sam

59:16

and a do all plaid assistance ago

59:18

so dot is is the soviets

59:21

says to me hey want him bbl five

59:23

let's go get ice cream well i was

59:25

like okay let's go get ice cream

59:27

so go to walk outside and there's a car

59:29

blocking our driveway but

59:32

it's they're putting it on a flatbed truck that

59:34

happens be the same car i have

59:37

and were but i didn't know that are really

59:39

know cars very well i just

59:41

went goddamn it as bad as car this

59:43

dude comes up next to me dress cynic

59:45

in in in a color the goes

59:48

you got the same car aside a do

59:51

forget anything you course the same carbs of

59:53

different package on the what oh

59:55

for real i really like your

59:57

corporate of the my car news like right

59:59

i gotta go

1:00:00

hooked up i was like number of he says his

1:00:02

name and go they're talking

1:00:04

many start loading another cargo oh the fuck

1:00:06

and then a bunch guys in the same color clothing walker

1:00:09

they're like amen is

1:00:11

a nice house was like oh thanks would

1:00:14

do us i'm comedian the

1:00:15

like oh real there was you know

1:00:17

dot dot dot you know your they're going to say like

1:00:19

guys we know will you have course one my good

1:00:22

friends like oh shit while guys goes mm

1:00:25

follow on instagram source or it's we follow

1:00:27

each other on instagram alien pulls up another

1:00:29

addressing the same cloth

1:00:32

, a dollar the way it goes

1:00:34

goes of get on playing a game zone

1:00:36

or zone my

1:00:39

fucking jesus christ is what i know

1:00:43

that goes damage our baby doll get

1:00:45

my free but they look be like to get a free

1:00:48

but oh they were married so get

1:00:50

car with the writing of those the

1:00:52

next night party just like you hear one next

1:00:54

or party is going off going

1:00:56

on george comes to poland

1:00:59

the the car blocking our driveway the

1:01:02

land of comes out the as is so manifests

1:01:04

use pocket oh it they

1:01:06

go whole almost like a limited to get scarf

1:01:08

george's wait not there the jury was

1:01:10

at a park your car park around the streets the

1:01:13

comeback it's a hundred and seventy five thousand dollar car

1:01:15

the terrapins are someone

1:01:17

from team next door those

1:01:20

that are just totally of a text the

1:01:22

guy one of guys are same and the

1:01:24

second to see if this is your

1:01:27

car

1:01:27

we're thinking about tone it but we would want tell friends

1:01:29

car they affect bottom talent

1:01:32

ago no no no baby

1:01:34

a famous ego do see it as a

1:01:36

years ago desert but the guy on his payroll

1:01:38

the get one hundred thousand dollars a year the hasn't done

1:01:40

anything oil is going to come over abysmal

1:01:42

mouse so let's let's has gotten

1:01:44

a tiger same into the canal a really busy

1:01:46

but that is or car bj is

1:01:48

like you know

1:01:49

these lot that you wouldn't tell you just reach out and

1:01:51

like that's why i fucking by

1:01:53

the coming of course when randomly

1:01:55

randomly we gonna fucking rams game

1:01:58

that weekend and bear

1:02:00

the box next to us i that

1:02:02

i'm forty and now know that my that's

1:02:04

a this is the

1:02:06

people

1:02:08

i don't know we were which we won it were going by the

1:02:10

south just so with a we

1:02:12

would never situation this

1:02:14

way too much and so and the make him

1:02:19

you buy the book or movie you know

1:02:21

the our own death in the stock market so

1:02:24

i just bought property a smart there are

1:02:26

you don't i don't get don't get the debate

1:02:28

coins in the and get any of it or

1:02:30

like an amateur by a cartoon your

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know about that i

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don't understand bitcoin at all i'd oregon

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the need for approach move bitcoin when

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i was among those guys i i think i'm smart

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because i have a friend that smart

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oh gosh pointed have you know about that yet

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but they don't know about it it's like it's

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good mom i think as if you got a if

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i got by that with real money

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then was right yeah well

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i was just currents you don't buy currency with currency

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by the way we're getting lit up in the comments right

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now because we're too old men i

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just don't believe in

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you know because i guarantee you that

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people right now going to going oh

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it's the same as ours

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didn't use expensive reported

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says it this is a place to take body

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and reimbursed your money like you have smart

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or it's also was used to or night

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and closer was believer just leave it

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our art is also cool i'm gonna

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was also used to hide my that's

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what a lot of what they're doing with crypt okay i'm

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in a simpler way to waste your mama or i

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like no no slight on my here's why

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it i think it might work then

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again i'm not seen won't work as don't understand

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it i just don't understand it i'd i'd lance

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or that i know it's going to have some some

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so and this way i can vote that's

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just a as landowner just

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i buy i don't either seventeenth century

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just their birth i

1:03:50

buy property so

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howie mandel said that's it like

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the my view ivory now wilmerhale he almost bought

1:03:58

this house yeah yeah he came here in his the much

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and i told a new like

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they were we have off brand new like would it be

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awkward of put an offering also have like kind

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, since i just told you about it basis but

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no further

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we are you we just pile it was already a nice

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would you just knock sounds the know if we bought

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that house we turn it into approaches studio ah

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so we'd move this i would turn this into a what

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is this is like dot the mouse does

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the partner so this was a grandma what

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it's gonna be not at my house or whatever know this

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was the guy on this was

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a really successful lawyer in in

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los angeles and this was his office is this is

1:04:33

omar oh okay so this was his

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bar room is really fucking cool in

1:04:38

that room in their that's leanne's podcast video that

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was is legit office it was all

1:04:42

like wood paneled a all his

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law books on his or whiskey

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bottles like with like a democrats

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republicans meaning like the elephant in the mule

1:04:51

you know like hey who's a fucking bad

1:04:53

ass place then we added gym

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on

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then we took the house just added second

1:04:58

story like raise the ceilings added

1:05:01

a second story

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we gotta say we're still on this property

1:05:05

because we're just we're not really

1:05:07

are gangsters yeah and so on

1:05:09

that is reply can we live right now years

1:05:12

ago that he bleep out the other thing he does

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he just a broader fidelity i know he no

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he just will require we record in that just post

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later

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not like we're not like oh okay so you're we're going

1:05:21

to build a house i'm just gonna turn into of said production

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studio and do one room

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due to built built out the kids into something's

1:05:28

burning

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filled out a room for the broadcast boiler

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room for wipe the party in

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and poses add podcasts

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but we didn't we didn't we didn't do it would have

1:05:38

imperfect right next door

1:05:40

when was in ohio i will i always i thought

1:05:42

about when things are going good bye

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in the neighbor's house and just knock it

1:05:46

down and just making

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a big think that because i live like

1:05:51

the was maybe the bronze live

1:05:53

like maybe two blocks over a abril

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a but he bought the whole thing the

1:05:58

johnny depp to that he bought the whole fuck three

1:06:01

and i might that he

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or not ohio i would hear that

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crazed be given that route with when you once

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you bought like

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just gotta buy it when you get them chef buy

1:06:12

it because it's just going go up

1:06:15

we're in a we are really love her first house we

1:06:17

boarded the bottom of fuck march two thousand and eight

1:06:19

the was like all prices were in the garbage

1:06:22

like i'm in our return investment on that's

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been like the

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elect three three times what

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will i get about how my brother that are his

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offer for a condo in ah in

1:06:32

santa monica yeah he's like three boxing

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the beach was

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what did you look for when you look when you're looking for

1:06:38

places in a in vegas retire allegation

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the i wanted i wanted i wanted cause i

1:06:43

i grew up in a pretty much corporate apartments

1:06:45

and when have my house

1:06:47

yeah now is so why houses

1:06:49

a lot and it's just me no

1:06:53

and you know i figured okay i get this

1:06:55

and i got in i mean when i when i'm telling you

1:06:57

i got in right

1:06:59

before the big california rush where

1:07:01

everybody was moving to vegas a so

1:07:03

everything just shut up again

1:07:05

and i plan on being there for at least another

1:07:08

five years easy and just you know play

1:07:10

catch up man look may a divorce is

1:07:12

not it's not easy

1:07:15

do you think you'd get married again i

1:07:17

don't know i i doubt

1:07:18

if yeah mean if i i wanted kids

1:07:21

that would be old as dad

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the i am i going

1:07:25

to be an old as the of i

1:07:28

see dad's might like my nephew plays tee

1:07:30

ball and i go out there

1:07:32

and i see like dad's older than me the

1:07:35

kid and he bolland i go other doing it

1:07:37

they get decided jail we're

1:07:38

doing the right this time do

1:07:40

my my like know man would

1:07:42

do to get would get married again like i would

1:07:44

get married to her again go even i knew was going to end

1:07:46

divorce really yeah dude was it's

1:07:49

life you want to milan and

1:07:51

the only she was piece of shit the person

1:07:54

you what i mean so it it all law

1:07:57

it all worked out mean look weekend you have your problems

1:08:00

he he tried appear that everything's fine

1:08:03

you know mean while ago was separating the same

1:08:05

house dosing earlier that's really like when you

1:08:07

have to move into the next room really

1:08:09

gets all uncomfortable with sick of how does

1:08:11

that happen to sit go to

1:08:13

up for purple and that's where i live my

1:08:16

shoes for affairs totally

1:08:18

that it's my turn eat daughter

1:08:20

gets uncomfortable it was just uncomfortable

1:08:22

and you know and there's lot of sadness

1:08:25

because don't care about each other

1:08:27

but you know it's not working

1:08:29

you know how surrendered the really should

1:08:31

be you know was working ah hello

1:08:33

we got married for four years know we would

1:08:35

gather eleven gather eleven we were married

1:08:38

sit on dahlia

1:08:40

now but that's

1:08:42

one reason why we move so high oh as you know

1:08:44

since to get away from this stuff

1:08:46

but met you know cause it can get little

1:08:48

hectic you know yeah and

1:08:51

you know you you hit those rough spots in your career

1:08:54

and you're like i gotta i gotta gotta

1:08:57

received you know you gotta get a pivot and

1:09:00

yet you he gets tough times and there's

1:09:02

another person that's with you it's much

1:09:04

harder and i'm in i i

1:09:07

and i don't want they

1:09:09

like you know i braced my my mother worked

1:09:11

on as stepfather later on i've

1:09:13

always had solid family around me bus

1:09:15

a and i am i'm used to not have much

1:09:18

the mean so is still sweat off

1:09:20

my balls of fire in i'll have to live

1:09:22

my car i'm fine i'll give us at the

1:09:24

in all and you know

1:09:26

it's different when when you're with somebody so

1:09:31

yeah man a it could been worse

1:09:33

like she was do that

1:09:35

when you go to were willing have lawyer

1:09:38

this the when you want ghost

1:09:40

is when i want i got said she goes

1:09:42

yeah and i said okay there

1:09:45

are two hundred fifty bucks sign the paper

1:09:48

the old everything and and what about our way

1:09:51

to see do still follow on israel

1:09:54

why not i'm not i'm not rear view mirror

1:09:56

guy and i mean i am and my axe i've

1:09:58

already moved on that you just

1:10:01

move on manus his life that's

1:10:03

what that's why that's why love comedy

1:10:05

man our so especially younger

1:10:07

canadians it this is lifestyle man this

1:10:09

not as he rotted

1:10:11

van horn

1:10:12

known her oh man i mean there's just so much to

1:10:14

go through ends you know

1:10:17

you lose a lot by it

1:10:20

doesn't matter could you do what you love your enemies

1:10:23

yeah it's a by but you

1:10:25

would let me ask you this

1:10:26

if we will start you would've never and million years thought

1:10:28

this no no file number

1:10:30

never and if you did you would think okay i'd

1:10:32

have to be by of the line gene [unk] steel

1:10:35

know or major movie right at oh

1:10:37

yeah yeah yeah the out of and like are like only

1:10:39

only like thieves get this like

1:10:41

because i thought us real comics

1:10:43

we don't feed we just don't succeed

1:10:45

fucker those people we saw the more like if you wanted

1:10:48

this you added be on hit sitcom

1:10:50

you had a yeah but but even still

1:10:52

then those guys i didn't have a like yeah

1:10:54

you'd have to be a sitcom star

1:10:56

the to be a sitcom star get extremely extremely

1:10:58

lucky or like leaves them up

1:11:00

or like lives there

1:11:03

i just saw as bad people

1:11:04

it's always like bad people that were not see then

1:11:07

see i also and again i have months

1:11:09

trying to contradict the idea that there

1:11:11

is that aspect but then there's also the

1:11:13

other aspect of like the adam

1:11:15

sandlers and

1:11:18

hello joe runyon is extremely

1:11:20

lucky like one another they were like there were like

1:11:22

there were like lightning and i allowed obama things

1:11:24

in my opinion or i'm i'm i'm it's about how

1:11:26

they got there because nobody's lucky in this business

1:11:28

i don't feel so i used to think that it

1:11:31

has on our resolutely it's it's

1:11:33

longevity ended up working hard and

1:11:35

you're going to fail way more than you can

1:11:37

succeed i thought i thought

1:11:39

it was locked

1:11:40

i thought was you can find clips of me

1:11:42

saying good luck yet

1:11:44

we're young but i'm getting what what i meant

1:11:46

about adam and joe is that there's are those

1:11:48

other there's the other aspect of

1:11:50

our entertainment business

1:11:52

guys that are normally successful but

1:11:54

are good guys good job of good character

1:11:56

ya ya ya ya know like to eat you know

1:11:58

mean again this sub soon you

1:12:02

know what we were coming up those those guys

1:12:04

were few and far between

1:12:05

the guys that were so we'll have i

1:12:07

can only speak for myself is because

1:12:09

they were there

1:12:11

if you to the if you choose look at him they were there

1:12:13

know but it's always the best like the comments

1:12:16

ninety eight presents great to two percent

1:12:18

yeah but my experience was yet sleep

1:12:20

as them out again

1:12:22

i was like that's the guy that i

1:12:24

was looking up to and was watching

1:12:26

him live his life a certain way then

1:12:29

i was not cool with it but that

1:12:31

was i drove i drove past the

1:12:33

all house today and i went remember

1:12:35

and i literally said myself like

1:12:38

i remember going into that house going like i'll never

1:12:40

be here because i

1:12:42

the i think i'm doing it the wrong way i

1:12:44

think i'm going about this in in earnest

1:12:47

like like i'm not

1:12:49

i keeping my nose to grindstone

1:12:52

twenty my best onstage and are

1:12:54

and in my book i was like you gotta get

1:12:57

you gotta get like

1:12:58

will will will farrow flash

1:13:00

the pam lucky spot where you like an

1:13:03

authentic catches lightning and you're like blow

1:13:05

up or it just doesn't happen and i

1:13:07

had few opportunities and i was like may

1:13:09

not happen for me the you said to me

1:13:11

i'd be here i would never believe that i would never

1:13:13

believe or be like not possible if

1:13:15

you told me i be here all my own

1:13:18

meaning like a just from doing

1:13:21

stand up really and

1:13:23

podcasting the

1:13:25

direct something

1:13:27

yes i i added different a different process

1:13:30

i know i'm added even at in i

1:13:32

never even not

1:13:34

failure was in in our same as i didn't even think

1:13:36

about failing at any to think about succeeding

1:13:38

i just said is did it was like yo i'm gonna go

1:13:40

do this with that's where was i was i

1:13:43

never thought about but never saw with somebody else

1:13:45

santa was like all they must be lucky i was

1:13:47

like are they

1:13:48

you know they they they were

1:13:50

card i always saw the luck in an ally

1:13:53

a full luck in lot but certain things

1:13:55

are just as like as geek gotta

1:13:57

you gotta put the work in right the

1:13:59

also

1:14:00

you got be might look at i'm not going on there

1:14:02

is like what is this lot

1:14:04

is we shoot this thing for you to

1:14:07

right

1:14:08

and then ah but it was alright we knew

1:14:10

it was a great show the

1:14:12

man like either know be this

1:14:14

big of phenomenon

1:14:16

i got the call from my age and i was actually doing a

1:14:18

cedar and and and asbury park

1:14:21

the i thought about like arcs the

1:14:24

great you're actually this is those

1:14:26

while a birdman yeah that's another

1:14:28

one sebastian the change or

1:14:30

has insane you haven't changed

1:14:32

you know so

1:14:34

i not on and you know what and that's it i disrespected

1:14:37

by don't listen to podcasts and on on

1:14:39

or i'm not in i really couldn't tell ya

1:14:41

me i'm watching the dolby one kenobi

1:14:43

saying ah but you

1:14:45

know i'm not privy

1:14:47

to any and at sure so

1:14:50

how did i agree park is like my the first

1:14:52

theater i kind of data rented it out myself

1:14:55

was like up and ask out with the number three

1:14:57

four hundred seats and

1:15:00

i was only do one show on saturday and

1:15:03

one of my friends call me said you know birds

1:15:05

in asbury park as he mentioned

1:15:08

you want to see the new boardwalk when i was taught they

1:15:11

had mop as yo are you a jersey he

1:15:13

says yeah this is why

1:15:15

don't you come down do my show the

1:15:17

thing i would not i would that i'm not going to advertise

1:15:19

it would you do a great you came

1:15:21

on they would freak the fuck

1:15:23

out and then just bring me up like we do at the store

1:15:26

and out there that is eaten want to m c to

1:15:28

come back up after that just hammy

1:15:30

to baton india the know we

1:15:32

do the saints because i can

1:15:34

i'm in redbridge or aubrey a redbridge to

1:15:36

is reverence thin red ribbons read

1:15:39

the forget it was one the theaters every

1:15:41

idea is is on there saturday that

1:15:44

i said oh well then then alright then i'll

1:15:46

come get you and will go watch the rest of the yankees

1:15:48

and red sox game taking my body's

1:15:50

place on the on the boardwalk down shore

1:15:53

the record set me up afterwards signing

1:15:55

up with him then

1:15:57

he calls back the they

1:16:01

are you working friday night

1:16:03

and said no no again you guys mean

1:16:05

i realize this but when we were coming up this was

1:16:07

unheard

1:16:08

like a lot of the eighties guys that would never

1:16:10

do this and even some of those early nineties

1:16:12

guys we are tag goes

1:16:15

well i'm already sold out for the weekend

1:16:17

why don't you open for me on

1:16:20

friday

1:16:21

this way you can cause yeah see how many tickets

1:16:23

i left of somewhat one hundred it

1:16:25

goes you could not

1:16:28

you can arm you know do you sat

1:16:30

and then tell him you know where your performance

1:16:32

more night and you know maybe most tickets

1:16:34

and and and will go out afterwards would

1:16:36

do smoke steaks you know and and and watch

1:16:38

watch sport know what a julie

1:16:41

serious or to do i thank you man calm

1:16:44

down the show after

1:16:47

the show he gives me a check the

1:16:50

fuck is this there's we opened

1:16:54

though do you did

1:16:56

me a favor

1:16:57

the remainder and big him because

1:17:00

did that i was able to sell up show and and

1:17:03

those were the guys was around i wasn't

1:17:05

around the

1:17:07

yellow that

1:17:09

hype that you had mentioned earlier which you

1:17:11

know may have other motives yeah i'm saying

1:17:14

yeah i wasn't around so i wasn't i'm else

1:17:16

as you know rogan was the same way beyond

1:17:18

rosa friends around back than a well as friends

1:17:20

of bill but i would never hung our bill back then

1:17:23

for i hung out and i think i hung out in

1:17:26

in

1:17:27

in circles where competition

1:17:29

between comics would

1:17:31

they would never do that for each other it

1:17:33

wasn't gonna love when i'm not a fortune when

1:17:35

i met rogan

1:17:37

it took me a while to warm up to

1:17:39

him because i was like was

1:17:41

like nah man i don't trust you guys on

1:17:43

trust anyone any comics i don't know

1:17:46

what i trusted no one i played i played

1:17:48

softball though guys give him extra

1:17:50

summer and i was still at arm's distance

1:17:52

was like everyone i saw like

1:17:55

what they try to do with trying to get him but we we

1:17:57

were there we go mm gun for sushi up that

1:17:59

place we would

1:18:00

the hero yeah yeah now because

1:18:02

we will kind of cool mushy mushy was just

1:18:04

no no it's not good on his nose was your for

1:18:06

war

1:18:07

oh well yeah and so like i i knew you

1:18:09

and but but but we also knew enzo together yeah

1:18:11

and so a mom yeah yeah so we knew we knew the same

1:18:13

people and want feel like we show up at florida

1:18:16

state how is that tc think yeah and

1:18:18

so we i knew you in college so i was like oh ok

1:18:20

i know this guy knew we had mutual friends

1:18:22

we no friends right where we were all we

1:18:24

were all it a spring weekend together at

1:18:26

one point not mean when when enzo had the

1:18:28

snake with him know that was you weren't

1:18:30

there now what happened was i used to bounce at the

1:18:32

moon in tallahassee any

1:18:34

of the pa when idea

1:18:36

who and then we were put into two together

1:18:39

we have mutual friends up there who we had never met up

1:18:41

the how i was i but i i knew

1:18:44

who you were

1:18:45

those like i can trust them i knew there were

1:18:47

couple people that i knew i could trust rose

1:18:50

i then

1:18:52

but i never i never tried never trusted

1:18:55

never trust a one success while was thought they were like

1:18:57

find fuck me or something like some give

1:18:59

them over the joe one night i

1:19:02

didn't i wouldn't get i wouldn't let tommy

1:19:04

and like out as friends tommy like

1:19:06

so those i suspect

1:19:08

what i said to him

1:19:10

was melodies joey and i did same way

1:19:12

from the ori yeah yeah everyone

1:19:14

in brogan pulled me aside one night of

1:19:16

but we're about to do spotted them the

1:19:20

ice house and he have charlotte whiskey

1:19:22

and beer and said given

1:19:24

a whiskey and goes a

1:19:27

you're good guy we're trying to be your

1:19:29

friend but you gotta let us be your friend

1:19:31

and just was like whatever of the gift sir

1:19:34

and has done an unknown i don't offer listening me

1:19:36

jeju jos jos always been solid

1:19:38

yeah i mean always been solved that's

1:19:42

you know joe

1:19:44

it uncle joe is the best joe

1:19:46

minute took me though he

1:19:48

said so that one of the guys are start

1:19:50

talking about i

1:19:51

i were really bad experience as as

1:19:54

a professionally as friends at all i

1:19:57

went into therapy and lance that mean a

1:19:59

therapy and

1:20:00

yeah so phenomena lap with that

1:20:03

model is is gets even worse

1:20:05

so , submit that it's i smell of upset

1:20:07

i'm jonah so i go i go to my

1:20:10

first therapy session and

1:20:12

ah and it's and it's why it's target

1:20:14

time time home and enter like lot

1:20:16

why i just compelled

1:20:18

to take my clothes off and

1:20:23

and we're drug therapy and he tells me how

1:20:25

much my lessons are fuck

1:20:28

so

1:20:28

that afternoon i'm home for one month

1:20:30

to read for it's from forty i think the

1:20:33

referendum so i i i

1:20:35

guy come home and joey's i

1:20:37

dog the mirror murray

1:20:39

as the us has a coffee fuckin

1:20:42

chopra the guys i go

1:20:44

a skateboard over in my city get

1:20:47

green tea and i and

1:20:49

i and which is the

1:20:51

gay thing and joe his eyes well

1:20:53

as a barrier toenails appear others beside

1:20:55

the point agreed the and zoe goes

1:20:59

one on with you i got nothin niggers

1:21:02

that's

1:21:02

where you been all day i'll hazard therapy

1:21:05

and even boss yeah rocket

1:21:08

therapy

1:21:09

was warm of fuck of i'm your fucking

1:21:11

friend you got problems you talk to meet

1:21:13

you talked me into is probably don't i listen

1:21:16

it's almost like lucid when you could

1:21:18

don't organ so many bonus of the problems

1:21:20

such therapist he goes and i

1:21:22

were as pangloss disturb phone at the money

1:21:25

as i as i was like okay the

1:21:27

i started telling joey my prob the start talking

1:21:29

joey out on every morning every

1:21:31

morning we will go get cut off i

1:21:33

was like your lucy for five cents yeah

1:21:36

i would drop of your them out of school joey

1:21:39

and i we live right next to each other we'd meet murray

1:21:41

has the potential of have an

1:21:43

uncle joey as dr phil like try to give

1:21:45

you advice you advice lozier that our greatest

1:21:47

and and we talked we talked about

1:21:50

five times that is i don't have done with it

1:21:52

you gotta get over this shit we can do this

1:21:54

as reporter like man and would him

1:21:56

to where me and him bonded you

1:21:59

know uncle joe it

1:22:00

that easy life man though he didn't and

1:22:02

you know i mean mom was stop

1:22:04

it is was way worse and

1:22:06

you know we are you talking or guy like that it's

1:22:09

like it you know it is funny too because

1:22:12

wrote joke on my half hour that it was why the

1:22:14

worst jokes of ever at summit it and i

1:22:16

don't agree with now

1:22:18

but it was more pertain to all the people in hollywood

1:22:20

that were answer the

1:22:23

you gotta understand we eat when you when you come

1:22:25

from certain background and and you

1:22:27

see you convince yourself to get over

1:22:30

it

1:22:31

now as as a as an adult them as

1:22:33

an older person that my twenties yeah

1:22:35

i see everything's relative but when you're

1:22:38

younger like you know ago we lost both

1:22:40

his parents when time he was fourteen yeah

1:22:42

so yeah no she's going to sit there and listen

1:22:44

to somebody's talk about how know i can get

1:22:46

this deal you know the

1:22:48

hermes i go get the fuck over the

1:22:51

when you're younger proceed or realize that

1:22:53

everything's relative

1:22:55

make that yeah yeah i know time that you know

1:22:57

it just because you have experience

1:23:00

that severity of an event those

1:23:03

it not validate

1:23:05

your whatever the hell you're trying to get over

1:23:08

run there's also the chemical shit you

1:23:10

know

1:23:12

but believe or not and and a

1:23:14

yankees up you know you know love joe to death and

1:23:17

my my not the preface that because i'm going compliment

1:23:20

they got a lot of soccer wisdom he's

1:23:23

got a tough man he he's lotta

1:23:25

with he's been my he's been my

1:23:29

you've been my like sounding board for

1:23:31

very long time whenever she's

1:23:33

going sideways or that was

1:23:35

going on and which i just talked him yesterday the

1:23:39

the pro for a while and which is rare

1:23:41

with joey but when i thought joe it's he's

1:23:43

in and out is a stabbing

1:23:46

crocker com some good arguments of

1:23:48

a about you later

1:23:49

and put off by the way this

1:23:52

this is why i'm never going be going on podcast

1:23:54

why is because i'll never

1:23:56

i don't talk shit if i'm mentioning your name

1:23:58

is is gaza

1:24:00

the to get us all part of yeah i'm

1:24:02

not i don't i don't like to apply bluebell

1:24:04

names were tortured i'm not i'm not

1:24:06

saying you get i'm just saying that that would

1:24:08

be like a people aboard right now because

1:24:10

we're doing is fucking love fest dude

1:24:13

i've given us a better look if

1:24:15

you don't what his but again sorry that's interrupt

1:24:17

that what's bothering me now is that the lot

1:24:19

of people that are discovering me for the

1:24:21

first time don't know how long have been in trenches

1:24:24

how solid these people

1:24:26

are with the one i'm real

1:24:29

due to the mean again you

1:24:32

get you really think people

1:24:34

them on say there's people that for first time

1:24:36

i'm a dude i had thirty thousand what

1:24:38

was thirty to submit now i'm at seventy eight

1:24:40

thousand in the past we

1:24:43

i guess those clips gone viral

1:24:45

and these these are people that are hit me up as

1:24:47

they take on fuck and twenty five that

1:24:49

i know what the fuck them to compliment they

1:24:52

were i do have studied

1:24:55

, like you're not a year up from

1:24:57

italy but c'mon i look young animals

1:25:00

opponent ahead fits but max health for something

1:25:02

that's gotta be deported know all of would do

1:25:05

would i would i when i first when

1:25:07

i did i did one of my specials

1:25:10

i'd i'd doing travel channel

1:25:13

no one knew i did stand up and i was doing rogan

1:25:15

the major thought i was one rogan boys from

1:25:18

the

1:25:18

bell my show discovered it like

1:25:20

it and he'd have the on his podcast time

1:25:22

know and was pretty funny and then

1:25:24

when started stand up people either of

1:25:26

you will be alive do

1:25:28

this is what's wrong

1:25:29

walking reality show guys come

1:25:32

in think they can do that what i love

1:25:34

android it's actually when it's for twelve years ago

1:25:36

i got under fuck i loved it loved it was

1:25:38

like a amount of the start no

1:25:40

such out my sit at the moonlight

1:25:43

you what mother fucker go to my so

1:25:46

don't have bug in a vineyard bets die

1:25:48

you know again man it's it's and it's

1:25:50

he'll say i it doesn't really affect

1:25:52

me it's just i don't

1:25:54

yeah i guess it's generational thing i don't know

1:25:56

i you could sit at a computer this

1:25:59

wish hate the shit

1:26:01

i understand that i know how life works

1:26:04

and on as a and it's my my

1:26:06

makeup

1:26:08

why would i do like why would i even not a yummy times

1:26:10

you come across something just like that

1:26:12

forward he i just i just got the next

1:26:15

video yeah if i'm a minute there's

1:26:17

very seldom little i find stuff that i really

1:26:19

makes me laugh for i go i

1:26:21

go oh like really makes with

1:26:24

having said that with comedy i'm pretty

1:26:26

a good comedy bigger sway bigger

1:26:29

swing i like

1:26:31

i'll find or

1:26:32

i can recognize really good like really

1:26:34

good comic the are good yet you know the

1:26:37

listen man again man you

1:26:40

know it is it helps to that

1:26:42

you have train dear

1:26:44

yeah you know i know and always saw younger

1:26:46

com extort don't worry about the on is a mean

1:26:50

care about your act but don't cater to

1:26:52

insomnia or you could

1:26:54

get a crowd full hacks one

1:26:57

that think you know slipping on banana peel spawning

1:26:59

and they're not life by was some

1:27:02

faith has the worst comedy year in the world

1:27:05

if play some for she doesn't get they go

1:27:07

that guy's relax defense secretary

1:27:09

from city not like zach

1:27:11

galifianakis yup

1:27:14

he sat there arms crossed

1:27:16

youtube the that

1:27:19

money and then was like a like you're wrong

1:27:21

you're wrong and guarantee you'll have one

1:27:24

how was that the whole time in back the

1:27:26

baby he's wonderful people i know when i know

1:27:28

i the news that very well the

1:27:30

time

1:27:31

that was like and knew how funny he really was

1:27:33

just in real life any out them

1:27:35

and then the very last joke

1:27:37

he told that night arms crossed

1:27:40

very last joke he told well

1:27:45

gov is boring after a shower you know

1:27:47

some the laundry when you get out of shower and

1:27:49

dry off with issue of people

1:27:53

out and out and tosh come of age

1:27:56

and he did my ass you

1:27:58

don't suit

1:28:00

that my act on purpose so that i had

1:28:02

no act to do as he just did

1:28:04

took all my little like those they see that

1:28:06

that's the other day is the things

1:28:08

that we laugh at like norm

1:28:10

macdonald bombing at the rose with

1:28:13

those dad jokes is one the funniest

1:28:15

hawking things i've ever seen

1:28:18

those those awful jokes

1:28:20

that the audience didn't even on that you

1:28:22

heard some people laugh in the

1:28:24

a third the model girls the back like

1:28:27

the donating get it comics

1:28:29

were rolling rolling what that's like

1:28:31

that's the shit we like that that's what i what

1:28:33

makes me laugh is not always

1:28:35

what makes

1:28:37

like what i enjoy is odd sometimes

1:28:39

who's your top five your top five subjectively

1:28:43

living or alive like

1:28:46

i don't want put you on the spot oh no no no no

1:28:49

i'll tell you i'll try my number one is always david

1:28:52

number one's always david hell maybe

1:28:54

tell just the way he thinks

1:28:57

tickles me the a he finds

1:28:59

things that

1:29:00

typical me think dog stand hope

1:29:03

without doubt is one of those masterful

1:29:06

joke writers meaning that

1:29:08

said a punch the way he takes something

1:29:10

he's joke in his new special that pinky braun

1:29:13

doug on podcast forever he

1:29:15

put on you tube and it was

1:29:20

it is about hauling

1:29:22

is one of most mouthful

1:29:24

premises jokes i've ever seen about calling

1:29:28

customer support and getting a

1:29:30

a of obe in indian

1:29:32

guy on the phone and

1:29:35

or indian woman and the

1:29:39

argues the point her

1:29:43

the argues it's so beautifully

1:29:46

and so eloquently that at the

1:29:48

end he has the audience

1:29:51

supporting raping women

1:29:53

it's the most of it's the most brilliant

1:29:56

thing i've ever seen we go how

1:29:59

you do that again so inspiring the me

1:30:01

i love dogs the

1:30:02

argues that again again

1:30:04

again other not good friend but

1:30:06

he you see i love comics

1:30:08

or take risks that he's the

1:30:11

white point at point with him

1:30:14

and what i should sieve five because is

1:30:16

way more than five my although it is way more

1:30:18

for vibe like so

1:30:19

geraldo for me like somehow real says my

1:30:22

of freezes elephant the rooms where

1:30:24

the greatest special i was playing for him on on

1:30:26

the way wanted great special the says ever sexual

1:30:28

harassment a joke kills me but the football one

1:30:31

that's what is what what he talks prevented

1:30:34

the data see pair of

1:30:37

socks

1:30:38

it was you uk sending your baby

1:30:41

out with these jealous that's your fault lady

1:30:43

available lady melania sudden on

1:30:45

y'all a little bit of oh i know

1:30:48

i do this one of best special ever

1:30:51

the tree the

1:30:53

dress mitch

1:30:56

hedberg

1:30:57

i i love hoover birds i'm

1:30:59

i'm entering a and i'd say to

1:31:01

me so hard when they you friends

1:31:04

know when i am what you as when i mean

1:31:06

don't mean like to give props it's

1:31:08

it's i don't want people think

1:31:10

that it's not an objective

1:31:13

it's not like i'm not saying it because they are

1:31:15

it's hard for me today named tom er jo

1:31:18

or joey are like you when

1:31:21

you know somebody personally it

1:31:24

could you know as garcia it

1:31:26

bleeds into the act little and then you

1:31:29

like i said man i'm you know because

1:31:31

you know close mean sebastian where there's

1:31:34

times where i could see something and i

1:31:36

just though that

1:31:38

that some that would piss him off yeah

1:31:40

or line is it you know we played

1:31:42

baseball he came out the match

1:31:44

and alfred look i'm like fuck into bullpen now

1:31:47

graced i thought it as a bit i

1:31:49

thought he's doing a bit of everything match

1:31:51

that's what met him

1:31:52

ah brow and just the way he

1:31:54

is is is larry

1:31:56

and is fucking hilarious and tripoli

1:31:59

bow let me tell you

1:32:01

then again i say this with admiration

1:32:03

this is why think he's such break media

1:32:06

and again he he did you can't be

1:32:08

friends with sam the not

1:32:10

argue over something right

1:32:14

but is there is nobody

1:32:16

as far as know what about as person

1:32:19

next is the most loyal dude you're ever meeting your life

1:32:22

me a loyal this kid will

1:32:24

die on hill for you

1:32:27

like to watch him i this

1:32:29

is why and again this is in backhanded compliment

1:32:32

i've seen him get booed offstage

1:32:35

with as more as many times i've

1:32:37

seen him good standing ovations for the same act

1:32:40

yeah that means he doesn't give a fuck

1:32:42

he take so many

1:32:45

risks onstage and we have i have great

1:32:47

travel stories with and we talked about this what we

1:32:49

would go on the road together and the crowd

1:32:51

wanted to kill him and he just

1:32:54

he if if he knows across

1:32:56

i like in it he goes harder brow the

1:32:58

end up paying dude he doesn't

1:33:00

give a fuck you know

1:33:02

else was like that was ralph email

1:33:04

oh hold on raufi may

1:33:07

ralph had no fear onstage refused

1:33:09

has been was can take another one ralph he

1:33:11

was fucking fearless and and by way

1:33:13

i think going to raise this able have

1:33:15

been one of table sources i guess they're going to raise

1:33:17

toast around now have to give me some

1:33:19

ice i called him back on his number dividends

1:33:23

and

1:33:24

would i was that the house where you know he

1:33:26

passed will day been and athena of

1:33:29

the a real vegas yeah man because you

1:33:31

know he live them from the us and we

1:33:33

were just as the comics you

1:33:35

know and again for as nice as he

1:33:37

was

1:33:41

the was that fucking ruthless a so

1:33:43

fucking generous

1:33:45

generous at ces but

1:33:47

i mean a savage abuse

1:33:50

of you would this kid would just say

1:33:52

things in front of crowds that you

1:33:54

would i mean again man people

1:33:56

realize you say that would admiration right

1:33:59

yeah know that the officials did to

1:34:01

college just don't give a fuck so

1:34:04

give a fuck dot is like that

1:34:06

oh yeah oh god yes zero fox

1:34:08

i think dog is looking for something to make

1:34:11

him give fuck

1:34:12

the effect is like big you searching

1:34:14

for something to it's like it's i

1:34:16

got sado masochist for is like so

1:34:18

me prove me wrong

1:34:20

i wanna try to give fuck by were what when where

1:34:23

these are start talented com access to

1:34:26

die by a guy the dribbling

1:34:29

is that tripoli and and ari

1:34:31

you deal with change the way that i and

1:34:33

another one arias are

1:34:36

you so fucking quick so

1:34:38

fucking funny

1:34:39

such dude at his diving

1:34:41

into storytelling and fucking

1:34:44

really taking it storytelling on ahead

1:34:46

on our list let's keep going he

1:34:48

korea holcomb

1:34:51

monster cape cod and i came

1:34:53

i can lead to court holcomb the girl

1:34:55

and damn ever sequoia rob the

1:34:57

ones all and my god you're sleeping on quoi

1:35:00

holcomb his for he he really does your

1:35:02

fuck

1:35:03

we say to black com object de ray v

1:35:05

re i saw one night i mean bro

1:35:08

i was at his show ah are

1:35:10

on monday because you know used to do the showed the improv

1:35:13

on of so does it

1:35:15

and i watched him onstage when i am i was

1:35:17

fuck good crying yeah i

1:35:20

mean do i couldn't stop laughing he

1:35:22

again the honesty reality

1:35:25

the

1:35:26

going hard and to pay to a

1:35:28

i put on a if i would say today

1:35:30

not or you know not all time like

1:35:32

you know and i put korean are

1:35:34

deathly popcorn there

1:35:36

man you guys have chance just

1:35:39

go look of korea

1:35:41

hogan's fucking hilarious there's lot this guy but

1:35:43

he's not he's it tj kirkland

1:35:45

yeah t i got around want

1:35:48

to do he's fucking the amazing

1:35:52

fucking greer barnes

1:35:54

we're barnes one of best comics

1:35:56

and has ever lived meta when you so

1:35:58

here's the thing that sucks

1:36:00

we we were we sustain on black because i'm i'm going

1:36:02

li uncommon lousy to me

1:36:04

i've never seen lovely to set up brought fuck

1:36:06

man i'm liberal at all you

1:36:08

as a bit about take a day that's when the

1:36:10

funny things i've ever heard

1:36:12

then another bit where's subdued try

1:36:14

to break up with her and and he was

1:36:16

wearing crocs i have

1:36:18

accidents true

1:36:20

if any to man tiffany's a bad is it

1:36:23

bad mother fucker tiffany had

1:36:25