Topics include: welcome to the last episode!, our new show is called Dial E for Eerie so stay tuned!,updates on some old segments, paranormal/weird topics we never got around to covering, and some thanks to some very special folks.Thanks to ret

Episode 61: "The Seeing of the Penis Could Set You Off On An All New Adventure"/ The Montauk Project Part 3

Jun 1st, 2019 58m 8s

Topics include: Does Josh smell old?, Denis watched 146 eps of New Girl AMA, Josh's dishrag gets a little juicy, Denis looked toward a man's penis, animal presidents, Denis is mean about people liking things, and part 3 of The Montauk Project!

Episode 60: "One Full Leprechaun"/ The Montauk Project Part 2

May 16th, 2019 48m 46s

Topics include: Denis was fart-fired, an announcement about the future of BFS, can your two favorite podcast hosts learn how to read again?, Pickle Friends!/Devil Ham, and Josh's Paranormal Portal: The Montauk Project Part 2!**************Do yo

Episode 59: "Meat Bees"/The Philadelphia Experiment & The Montauk Project Part 1

Apr 18th, 2019 49m 1s

Topics include: How 'bout that fuckin' black hole?, Josh has been thinking about that one commercial, Denis is mad about drug commercials and Josh fails to recreate one, Denis needs some cat advice, yellowjackets apparently aren't bees, "meat b

Episode 58: "That Sandwich Had Been Eaten 50 Years Ago"

Apr 4th, 2019 41m 42s

Topics include: Josh and Denis give well-deserved thanks and apologies, important pillow updates, Old men yell at clouds, Georgia(n)(restaurant) on my mind, and then things go off the rails********************************************Do you like

Episode 57: "How Do Woodpeckers Do Love?"

Mar 21st, 2019 38m 25s

Topics include: Denis is the late night boy, Josh has a cool/pervert feeling, Josh leaves an offering, Woodpecker talk, Sweat management, and talkin’ bout current events turns into straight nonsense. ********************************************

Episode 56: "James James F***ing Nimrod"

Mar 7th, 2019 42m 8s

Topics include: Josh reports on a new series of targeted ads, Josh's sensitive guts, Dr. Beans/Baretta, discussion of the word "Nimrod", Fezzik's first vet visit, Denis's tremors, fairie offering update, Denis thinks he's going deaf, and Denis

Episode 55: "You've Been the Toad All Along"

Feb 21st, 2019 48m 40s

Topics include: Dumb brain jukebox, Josh has snow madness, TOADS, We’re writing a book, and another installment of Streets of PhiladelphiaCane Toads: An Unnatural History********************************************Do you like this podcast? Then

Episode 54: "If This Brownie Hears You Talking Sh*t Things Are Gonna Get Worse Here"/ Above Majestic Review

Jan 31st, 2019 47m 57s

Topics include: Denis sees a hypnotherapist [skit], Denis had night coffee and Josh had chocolate, Josh discusses going to Podcon 2, Cumtown report, Denis wonders about a possible hidden meaning behind an old mixtape by means of a Sugarcubes so

Episode 53: "An Argument For A Hornier Podcast"

Jan 17th, 2019 45m 52s

Topics include: We need a tagline, Denis is definitely passive aggressive, Josh argues for a hornier show, Denis writes bad notes, Josh will be at PodCon (as a paid attendee)********************************************Do you like this podcast?

Episode 52: "Live your F***in' Life, Bigfoot"

Jan 3rd, 2019 1h 18m

Topics include: Josh is in a good mood for once, did you know we like Thin Lizzy?, kayfabe holiday discussion, Denis's MRI results are in, very exciting IKEA story, cat talk, the return of The Streets of Philadelphia, discussing an article on t

Episode 51: "You Could Be a Man Who Drinks Toilets"

Dec 13th, 2018 46m 35s

Topics include: We don't need any fucking notes, Josh's brain update, could Denis be the diner conversation guy?, do people do cosplay of old Hanna Barbera characters?, the three-note only Jingle Bells lady, Oh Shit the Bells!, our favorite chr

A Quick Update

Dec 6th, 2018 3m 14s

No episode this week but we'll be back next week! Josh explains why we're doing this.

Episode 50: "I'm Not A Nihilist, I Just Crush A Lot"/ Simulation Hypothesis Part 3: David Icke and Roko's Basilisk

Nov 22nd, 2018 57m 45s

Topics include Josh is sad about aliens for a different reason, välkommen till showen Swedish listeners!, the 'googling' names? STOP! ad, the creeping horror of the Green Man, Thanksgiving plans, Denis is proud of showing (nice) restraint, Brya

Episode 49: "The Werewolves Have Changed Back Into A Sad Man"/ Simulation Hypothesis pt 2

Nov 8th, 2018 59m 29s

Topics include: Josh has the post-Halloween blues again, aggressive book club, whole lotta Swamp Thing, makin’ faces, updates, Denis’ BFS News Minute, and part 2 of our Simulation Hypothesis conversation. ***************************************

Episode 48: "Just Hookah-Dookah-ing"/ Simulation Hypothesis

Oct 25th, 2018 51m 8s

Episode 48: "Just Hookah-Dookah-ing/Simulation Hypothesis". Topics include: Josh has a made up illness, CATS, house update, smokin’ n tokin’, terrible Halloween attraction and some real-life scares, Skinwalker Ranch update, and a new segment on

Episode 47: "Gift Them A Big Ol' Hog Leg"

Oct 11th, 2018 45m 45s

Episode 47: "Gift Them A Big Ol Hog Leg"Topics include: Is VHS dead?, Car alarms, You CAN’T Call Me Al, Denis goes to the brain dr, Josh hits it off with teens, Secret podcasting, Sally Jesse Raphael/Raphael from TMNT, and exploding eyes/witche

Episode 46: “It’s Like A Cover Version of Your Hair”/ Hunt for the Skinwalker Documentary Review

Sep 28th, 2018 54m 23s

Topics Include: Our one-year anniversary!, Denis fells like a Radio Man, Startalk with Jason Fleeeeeeee, we get to the bottom of all this astrology business, The Best Friend Simulator Tarot Deck, house buying stress, we want to do another Hallo

Episode 45: “Just Rip Me to F***ing Shreds, Monkey Man” /The Monkey Man of New Delhi

Sep 14th, 2018 54m 33s

Topics include:New microphones!/eargasm, Josh apologizes for recording with the window open last episode, we’re pretty sure the Krull cyclops said “fig new-ton”, Denis thinks the story about his Lyft driver last episode made him sound like a di

Episode 44: "Would You Say I Was a Snake Person?"

Aug 30th, 2018 48m 23s

Topics Include: Josh bought a house, Denis doesn't listen, Breast Friend Simulator discussion, Josh's recent streak of nightmares, Denis has an improv group (Wet Crackers?), Denis also joined a gym and talks about his former/current? spin teach

Breast Friend Simulator Episode 281: "Using Economics and Friendgonomics"/ Tesla Town pt. 3

Aug 17th, 2018 1h 12m

Breast Friend Simulator Episode 281:Topics include: Jenn's awkward interactions at the tire place, we're recording together for once!, thanks to everyone who came out to the live shows, Jamie looked at a house haunted by pee and a special hairl

Episode 43: "This Isn't How You Apologize"

Aug 2nd, 2018 42m 12s

Topics include: WE'RE BACK BABY!, Denis confronts Josh about getting too comfortable in his absence, Josh got into naps during the break, a great new tattoo idea, more getting nude in the bathroom discussion, Josh discovered the link between fo

BFS Mixtape Vol. 2: The Music of the Satanic Panic

Jul 26th, 2018 1h 25m

We're still not over the whole Satanic Panic thing even after covering it for multiple episodes. For the second volume of the BFS Mixtape series, Josh invited our friend Allen to join him in laying down his soul to the gods Rock 'n' Roll to pla

BFS Mixtape Vol. 1: Mopey Harrigans; or, Songs That Make Us Cry

Jul 19th, 2018 49m 9s

If you're old like us, you probably had a best friend make you a mixtape when you were younger. As your simulated best friends, we went ahead and made you a brand new one! Back on episode 28 we discussed songs that made us cry. Now we're sharin

BFS Nuggets Vol. 2 (Episodes 10-14)

Jul 12th, 2018 34m 57s

As our break continues we've selected some of our favorite nuggets from episodes 10-14! This is when we really seem to hit our stride, so there were a lot of funny bits to choose from in these episodes. Enjoy!***********************************