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It is time for a round, and one has to go.
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All right, dental floss, toilet tissue,
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razor. One has to go.
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I tell you what, you need to stay That toilet tissue got.
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You got to have that toilet I
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don't care about Yeah,
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toss up between dinner, floss and race.
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But I need that razor though, I got
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to have that raised.
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I don't really need this, but that razor.
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Yeah, got her teeth.
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Uh, give me the straw out
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that broom.
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We're gonna have to make a dude.
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That's so old school.
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Y'all were rather shaved than floss.
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Oh yeah, what do
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you know what we fin it looked like with GINI don't know, but do
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you know we fin it looked like if we don't.
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If I
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do not, wow shave.
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Now we're onto something interesting?
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What what don't start?
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See? Well he said
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that way?
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Oh oh my god,
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fall back, you
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shave?
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All right?
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One has to go?
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Why you stopped?
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One has to go. You're riding a bus,
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a horse, or a camel? Which one
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one has to go? Ride a bus, ride a horse,
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ride a camel.
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I'm not riding a kim. I can't ride him.
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Ain't riding I don't know nothing by no cam at
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one.
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Steve does.
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Yeah, but the road a whole
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lot
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falling off.
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That ain't odal, Steve, you haul lord.
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That is Steven,
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get a selfie.
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You're sitting back there by yourself.
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Now I'm on the bus with attitude,
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Come on off, all
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right.
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One has to go on your pizza. One
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has to go onions, mushrooms, peppers.
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Hmm, I got to have them. I
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got to have a mushroom.
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I like mushrooms.
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You know what time you guys have everything now,
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I don't care.
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Get rid of the peppers.
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Yea when you said that, Yeah,
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he couldn't live without it, and about
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it right without caveyard.
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He didn't live without it.
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The whole lot of things. The question, all
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right, onions, mushroom, peppers.
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Tak them peppers on off there?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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peppers. Okay, all right.
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This is sex.
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One has to go sex on a
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plane, sex at the movies, sex
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at work.
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One has to go.
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On that plane.
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He ain't got no plane, yeah plane,
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Well, you fly commercial.
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People do it at commercial all the time.
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Am I gonna have sex at the movie for.
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You?
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It's dark in there?
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Yeah, people do it all the time.
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You ain't done that. You've
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never had at the movie yet.
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Everybody can't move around in your last seats,
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like.
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But you have to go to the ones that the seats
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let out, you know, they reclined. You
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have to go to that kind.
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See first of all, why are you and
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why are y'all?
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It just movie theater.
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They turned on the same
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movie. What you're doing about people
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in there?
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You'll saying nobody gonna see you,
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nobody gonna hear you at this move?
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Well, you got to you gotta go
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nobody. Huh, you gotta go to an
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action pack move. It's a lot of sound and
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a lot of you know, it's a lot of activity
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going on.
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Oh sound effects, Yeah, you can't
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be an Oh.
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Oh they blowing up stuff? Didn't making me hot?
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Oh I know how you pull a gun? If finish shoot
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them, let me kill yourself.
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It's so stupid.
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Look at a car flipping over, catching on fire. Let's
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get it. Let's play that a
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nice action. All
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right.
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That's today's round of one.
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Has to go coming up next to Nephew
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and the prank phone call. Right after this,
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you're listening Morning
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show
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