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Coming up at the top of the hour.
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In entertainment news, Michael
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Jackson's Blanket is suing his
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grandmother Katherine Jackson. Giselle
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Bunchen is saying I
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didn't cheat on Top and Brady, and some
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good news, Migo's co founder Quavo
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is fighting Atlanta gun violence. We'll talk
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about all of these stories at the top
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of the hour, but right now it is time.
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Blanket need to.
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We'll talk about it at the top of the hour.
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Right now it's time to ask the CLO
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Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey
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standing by.
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All right, this is from Elaine and Cincinnati.
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Elaine says, I babysit kids
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in my home and one child has
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been.
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Bringing roaches to my house.
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I started sitting his bag in my
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garage and his mom saw it and went off
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on me. I have the right to protect my house.
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Should I stop keeping her son over this?
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Yeah, that's pretty much. It take
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you them, baby and that bag of roaches.
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Can it down to somewhere else? Now,
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all least hear what you know.
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I like your baby and everything, but your
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baby don't know all in the
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coff of the past. It's
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in the baby bag. We're not finna
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do this here. Now,
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I understand what you're saying, but
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we have we have a little infestation
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problem.
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That's why the mom went off on a good shit.
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Take your baby, take your
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bag of roaches, and you gotta
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STI go somewhere else. Oh,
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go down there to krim della criam and see if
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they'll let.
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You waiting
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mine?
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All right?
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Cut that off, all
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right? Moving on to Cherry in Brooklyn. Cherry
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says, I'm fifty eight and single.
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I'm running my condo next door to a
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twenty nine year old man and his girlfriend.
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I told him that I hear them having sex a
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lot. He said, I should experience
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it for myself. Should I
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try this younger, this youngster out,
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or keep the professional with her.
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We're gonna try it out.
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You're gonna see what all that hollering about. Run
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down there if you want.
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To you don't want to do?
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Yeah?
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Like a good.
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Now?
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Should she should experience it for herself?
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Wow?
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But see it's the way she took it to him
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too.
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How does she take it?
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Get in your business and nothing but you
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know you and your I can hear
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y'all in there when you're getting
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in your private time. And it's it's
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like really loud, and it's just I
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can hear it, you know, That's how
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she said, And experience
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it for yourself.
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Yeah, what
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are you doing in there? And then
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she put her hand on right
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for yourself? Now she can rolled in.
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Thinking about it.
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Yeah, she'd have rode up, dear
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clo' thinking about
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it.
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But she spread up fingers, crossed her chips.
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Do it all.
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Do it here.
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Like she's put back all
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right.
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Moving on to Henry, it's
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been a long time since we've had a handy rank Henry
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and Tacoma says, I'm tired
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of my wife ordering cheap clothes
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on websites for younger women. She
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is forever sixty one, not forever
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twenty one. I want her clothes
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to be jazzy and classy, not trashy.
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She prefers to wear trendy clothes. How
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do I tell her I don't like her new
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style?
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Well, how'd you just type it?
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Said?
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Hey, baby, listen to me. Hear I see
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what you're doing, but it's not becoming.
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It don't look real flattering on you.
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And I'm just gonna keep it real. You need
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to start, you need to start watching
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what you order on this stuff because it ain't
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befitting and
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befitting and befitting
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is cold word for ben fitting
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like it been fitting different when you
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was twenty one, but you sixty one now
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you can't show everything you got
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at sixty one.
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Yeah, I look good.
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I can wear what I want to wear.
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I know that's what you think, baby,
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but I'm just telling you you look a little. You
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look a little. It cheapens you. And
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you know you're such a classy lady. You know
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I just like classy looking
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stuff like that.
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You just.
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Well, I will. But you got to quit on them
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off of off. You know you can't
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who you got? Quit bang all your clothes off Amazon?
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Not all of them fashion
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down.
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There where Steve ordered the fishing shirts
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at.
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Shirt on yesterday from Hell Yeah,
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but.
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No, that's how you rocket though.
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That's what see that was in there and I didn't even see
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that shirt, but then it came up in
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there.
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You might also like sex, and
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I said, well, i'd be down.
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How could you know
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I do like it?
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Also?
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Yes, you
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know you ordered like ten at a time. Somebody
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order one.
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Have to order no fishing clothes this year?
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Why you have?
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Wh Yeah? I
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seen your picture what I had on yesterday.
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All right, last one, Steve, last
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one. This one is from Ronda
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and Hannah.
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Okay, wow, Ronda says.
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Yeah.
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Ronda says, I'm thirty seven and lonely. Lonely.
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I work and I go home, so I tend
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to go on dates with people I meet at the grocery
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store or coffee shop. I
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have a high paying job, but the men I meet
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do not. Is it cool to lower my standards?
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Or should I wait for the right man?
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Yeah?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Go there the grocery
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store. Keep shopping. You're not buying
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a head of letters. Now you coming out there with a man?
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Every time you.
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Go down there, that's
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where she meets. Have you lowered your status? Do
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you have any Well?
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If he down here trying to eat, I
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guess he cool. Most
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people go to the grocery store. You ain't met
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nothing down that lady.
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She's thirty seven and lonely.
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She says, Okay, Well, you
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ain't gonna stay down there at the grocery store
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meeting men.
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Hey, if that doesn't work out for you, I got an idea.
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Why don't you go over a quick tree.
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It's across the street. Go
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to questure. Oh, I have an idea. Why
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don't you go to a truck stop?
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Hey, what are you saying to her?
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Really, all the men that work stop
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hunting for men because
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it's not what you all do.
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You are not hunters.
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So should she go online? What should
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she wants to meet people?
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Online? Dating works? You know, they got
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dating sites that will match you up.
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I had a couple on their family feud
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last week who met online. Let
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me tell you what this dude did. Black couple.
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He's an anesthesiologist, his nurse.
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His wife is a nurse practitioner.
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They met at work. He
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liked her at work, but he decided not
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to date her at work or say nothing
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to her because they worked together and
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he thought it wasn't professional.
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They both on the same Dayton
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site.
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The Dayton site recommended
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them to each other. Oh wow,
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so they re met on the Dayton site.
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Get married today?
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All
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right? Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
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some entertainment news for you. Right after this.
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You're listening to The Hardy
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Morning Show.
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