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Time to get the choice together. However, the

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Elves, I didn't know this. The

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Elves are on strike and

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you guys here with some grievances.

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I got. I got this. Someone handle

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this one myself because it's

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something that I'm I'm good at doing

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because I'm a former union man and

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elves l's have

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decided they came to me with a

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lot of complaints and I'm being the

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represented. Now. We wanted Timmy to

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stand up for him, but then he

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was already standing up. See

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right there when I be

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down. We need somebody that stand up

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for it, that look like they actually standing.

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So I said I would do it. The Elves

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this year are going

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on strike. Well they haven't gone

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on yet, but they're threatened to go

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on strike. The Elves are wanting

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to sit out this year. Santa Claus is

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having trouble because he's trying to talk

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to these damn ls about their

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concern So I'm

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here with their grievances

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and I want to start by saying

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these are the l's grievouss and I

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will be preparing these statements

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on behalf of the L Foundation

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need it. We the ls

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who work at the North Pole are

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requesting the following changes.

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Please show your support through our

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website www dot

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help ls dot com.

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If you're want to help the l's help

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ls dot com, tell me, don't act.

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Like you don't know.

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So you

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know what, y'all? We lease all the

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complaints that the LS

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have and here we go. Number

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one problem that they're having.

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We the LS would like to

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stop making these damn wooden toys.

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No kid won't no damn

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wooden toy. And

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we've been making them for years. Ain't

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nobody asked for now? One of these wouldn't wheel.

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These wooden pigs got a one block.

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They got real toys now. Secondly,

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we the ALS are requesting to

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have a casual Friday so

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we ain't got to wear these stupid ass uniform

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They have tight ass pants for these pointed

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hats. We want a casual

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Friday. Voicing

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the concerns that ALS have and it considered

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on going on strike and they wanted

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me to convey this Santa Claus and everybody

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listen. We the ALS would

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like to request a thirty minute

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smoke break.

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They smashed and we smoke.

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We want to be able to go outside and

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smoke whatever we want.

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It's legal.

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Try making these were charge without

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it, don't

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get high. Here's

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the next complaint on behalf of the

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Hell's Elves were the Alves have

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voted to eliminate bring

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your kids to work there.

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The truth of the matter is l

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really don't like kids. No,

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we don't damn

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because they think we kids too, just

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because we short get your damn

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hands off of me. I

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drove here in the sleeve. Next

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complaint that they have, We the Elves

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are uncomfortable wearing these

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Dame funny toe shoes

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that you did. We

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want crocs to be the new official

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al shoot crocks

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and gators to be the new el

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shoe the Elves

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I'm doing. Complaint. You don't act like

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you ain't with them? Are

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you trying to add a complaint?

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Like elves

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and pilgrims have the same suit

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is the

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same, I'm

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not I'm not an elbow. Well,

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let's quit playing this game. Next

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complaint, We the Elves do

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not like elve shirts and pants.

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They ain't got no damn pockets, and

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we want to start using fanny pass

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so when we go outside to take our smoke

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break, we'll have our stuff with its. Next

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complaint, we the elves understand

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that we on the north pole, but

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some of the younger Elves wants

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to cut back on the heat

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being so high all the time in the workshops.

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The older al's is fine, the

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young for damn we swist.

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Next, we the Elves

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would like to assign ten l's

5:32

each year to ride around

5:35

with Center, because we think it's unfair that

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we make all these damn toys and we

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don't ever get fat

5:43

ass, just be packing up the slid with

5:45

the rain. Then we made the

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toy. Let us go

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a couple more quickly, were the als.

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We still love miss Claws and we

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know she's very nice and she's never

5:57

too busy to being down and give a U

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s a huh, But we still would like

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to know exactly what

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does she do up here?

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The cook the cooks for everybody.

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We had nothing from her,

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We got a quibla l. And

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last, we're not leavest. We the ale support

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the me too movement that's

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real strong up here, and

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some of the female ales are requesting

6:26

that Santa refrain

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from saying Ho Ho

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ho hope.

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And on that note, we're gonna go go

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you're listening Morning

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show