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It's time now for a round. Would

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you rather? Would you rather fly private

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for one half the cost or fly

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commercial in coach for

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free, which one half

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the costs of pride half

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the cost. You can't be free

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though? Wait? What free?

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You can be free? That had I'm gonna

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be right there and coach in the middle,

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in the middle seat.

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Yes, I'm going ahead and just

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go half the price for private. Hold

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up, hold up, you hold

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up, Steve boy?

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What boy? Let me tell

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you? So, get your

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ass back there next to Timmy

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and sit down in that damn seat.

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Why can he fly private?

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Are you ready? Okay, okay, okay,

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here we go. Let's do this right here? From where

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to what? Give me a flight?

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Okay? From Uhla

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Atlanta Houston.

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Atlanta to Houston. You

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want to you want a big jet, medium

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sized jet? What you want?

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Medium jet?

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Medium jet? Thirty three thousand?

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Half of that is fifteen right right? Eighteen?

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Yeah somebody, Yeah, I'm gonna get next time, you

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know, Timmy, move on, give

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me your peanut bag.

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You change your mind?

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Yeah, thank you. I appreciate it.

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I didn't know private is real, boy.

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I didn't know you appreciate it though. Yeah,

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yeah, new York to l a gohead

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seventy thousand.

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Oh wow, so then you

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you should like teenty too, then

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Steve with the hand price?

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All right?

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Would you rather be remembered?

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Would you rather be remembered for being

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musty or for being terrible

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in bed? Musty?

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What? See? That's why I stay?

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Yeah, all right, because

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I was in that bedroom last night raising

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hell.

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There, damn?

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Still you strong this morning? Yeah? I

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what they said last night to part I

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was ripping it up last night, know good?

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Hell? Well?

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I stay?

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Oh God,

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all right?

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Uh?

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Would you rather hit your toe on the bedpost

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or have a hangnail?

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Oh?

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Give me that hangoil hangnail post?

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Toe deadly? How

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did joke go?

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What you say?

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Father?

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God? I

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got a question? I got a would you rather for junior?

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Would you rather go outside? Where

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headsets? Or a visor?

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What is wrong with you?

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I don't know your answer the question. I'm

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gonna actually take the visayd

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a lot of lines.

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Alright, that's today's round of would

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you rather? Steve? Shut it down? All

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right? Coming up? It is our last break

3:21

of the day, and we'll close out the show

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with the one and only Steve Harvey. Right

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after this. You're listening Harvey

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Morning Show