This week, Nicky and the girls head to Chattanooga and we have two listener questions to discuss.First up, a woman wanted to know about her partner's sexual past. She found out all the spicy details and it turned her on AND made her jealous.Nex

Sex With My Partner Sucks

Feb 28th, 2023 28m 1s

This week, we have two listener questions to discuss.First up, a man writes that his wife "let herself of" and doesn't seem to try to be sexy anymore.Next, a woman writes in that sex with her partner sucks. He is terrible at pleasuring her. Be

My Wife Won't Have Sex With Me...Ever!

Feb 21st, 2023 26m 54s

This week, we have two listener questions to discuss.First up, a man writes in that his wife refuses to have sex with him and he is considering turning to someone else to satisfy that need.Next, we hear from a woman who does not feel like she i

Is He Choosing Porn Over Me?

Feb 14th, 2023 24m 56s

Wait, you mean the law of attraction actually works? Like, for real works? It did for us and we tell you all about us scoring a bunch of equipment that we wanted/needed. Listener question and discussion: Is it normal that my husband watches por

Show Me Your Friends and I'll Show You Your Future

Jun 20th, 2022 26m 36s

This week, we chat about:The importance of your circle of friendsAlso...Being negativeThe "poor man mentality" and "pity me" mindsetRandom quick-fire questions relating to the weirdest place we have had sex. Also, sexy (and not sexy) namesI sur

My Boyfriend Has A Box Of Things From His Ex

Jun 6th, 2022 25m 51s

This week, we chat about:This week's topic comes from a listener question: My boyfriend has a box full of things from his ex...should I ask him to throw it away?Also...Covid strikes us againBathroom weirdnessWe discover another word that Nicky

Ending Jealousy...It Isn't All Sunshine, Rainbows, and Unicorn Farts

May 30th, 2022 31m 53s

ANNOUNCEMENT: We are pivoting the show a bit. This is exciting!This week, we chat about:The big announcementOur "celeb free pass" picksCan you train yourself to not be jealous? If so, how?Be sure to add/follow/subscribe and to visit us at besti

Laughter Is a Smile That Has an Orgasm

May 23rd, 2022 33m 30s

This week, we chat about:How is the moon and Thanksgiving similarWe recount the story of how we metOur broken couch ordealThe disappearing speedometerNicky guesses the meaning of Urban Dictionary wordsBe sure to add/follow/subscribe and to visi

Get Your Mind Back In the Gutter

May 16th, 2022 28m 7s

This week, we chat about:There was a drink-a-thon at our houseDisappearing pillow casesClipping the cats' nailsMost searched terms on PornHub (source article here)HomeschoolingFrozen chickens which may or may not contain giblets and what even I

We Would Need a Tablecloth For That

May 1st, 2022 26m 22s

This week, we chat about:A sexy bucket list (100 Sex Bucket List Ideas To Try With Your Partner)Fancy cookiesAutumn's rachet salonThoughts and video messages from the showerCar line rantsBe sure to add/follow/subscribe and to visit us at bestie

I Am Looking Foolishness In the Eye

Apr 25th, 2022 29m 54s

This week, we chat about:Some idiot that we witnessed in a courtroomAmber received a scholarshipNicky and I are going to promOversleepingAutumn's revenge on tailgatersNicky saw a car on fire in a parking lotGlove box napkinsSomeone hid the froz

I Don't Like That You Don't Like That

Apr 4th, 2022 23m 14s

This week, we chat about:We have more bunnies in our yard. They seem to be multiplying like...Our big deck and we need palletsKeyboard clicking noisesSending a text/email to the wrong person (sexting dangers)Nicky got her boobies checked and Ti

I Do Kuchi All The Time

Mar 27th, 2022 27m 37s

This week, we chat about:Random facts to help you confirm your weirdness at parties The kids are going to make us dinnerTim tries some odd seaweed cracker thingieNew shoes and quitter socksWe discuss the article from Cosmopolitan Magazine which

Now Isn't That Beautiful

Mar 21st, 2022 23m 7s

This week, we chat about:Nicky lost her eyeglasses11:11Our oldest daughter turned 21Easter eggs and "Guys, no penises on the Jesus eggs!!!"A special thank you to Jodi Krangle for providing our intro and outro voiceovers. You can visit her page

You Don't Want To Get It In Your Eye

Feb 28th, 2022 26m 27s

This week, we chat about:We adopted a new futer cat (AKA kitten)The dog ate chocholate and made a big pile of grossWords that people dislikeNicky accidentally calls a phone sex lineHunting for bougie cupsBe sure to add/follow/subscribe and to v

We Took The Thong Down

Nov 14th, 2021 32m 5s

This week, we chat about:Nicky is losing weight.Eye dilationReplacing the sky thongPanty partiesHow to be more attractive...scientifically proven!We reference our episode called "They're Called Panties" which can be found hereHere is a link the

I'm a Professional...I Got This!

Nov 7th, 2021 36m 7s

This week, we chat about:Halloween and getting the "good candy"Our dog is deafThe waitress who "got this"Being with someone all day and, THEN, they want to have conversations as we are about to part waysCommon male insecurities which women do n

Our Cat Was a Jerk This Week

Aug 23rd, 2021 26m 55s

This week, our adventures include:Our cat was a jerkBye-bye to OnlyFansOld-school porn theaters (did they serve popcorn?)Used strip club furniture for saleAn exploding kombucha bottleNicky found $3...wait until you hear what you has planned for

She Inherited My Fartistic Talents

Aug 15th, 2021 30m 42s

This week, our adventures include:Our car got towedI did not learn my lesson about autocorrect (apparently)Nicky is doing the car line thing againListener question: Would you rather...The story about when our toilet crapped outPaper cutsSnuggli

I Tried to Outsmart Autocorrect and Ducked Up!

Aug 9th, 2021 39m 6s

This week, our adventures include:Our personal quarantine experienceGoing grocery shopping when my Mother is visitingAutumn (our youngest daughter) is now drivingA random Karen encounterTrying to squish imaginary ants on my phone screenAttempti

Getting The Bad Stick In The End

Apr 25th, 2021 31m 14s

This week, we have more fun with food and discuss:People feeding their kids garbageOur run-ins with Karens (of both sexes)Things we wish were realUnicorn farts BDSMOther things causing Tim's mind to go to the gutter.Be sure to follow/subscribe

I Would Trade Numbers For Nipples

Mar 28th, 2021 29m 8s

This week, we talk about:Weird jobs that celebrities hire people to doA follow up chat on tipping from last weekSleep apps percentagesConfirmation numbersThrow pillowsSpring breakers in FloridaWrinkled shoe lacesNipple pinchingBe sure to follow

Seeping My Tea During the Pamademic

Mar 22nd, 2021 38m 10s

Nicky tries to say words that she can't pronounce, we talk about some of our pet peeves, and we talk about that time when the garbage man drove off with our home alarm motion detector. Be sure to subscribe/follow in whiatever podcast app you ar

I Wanna Put Suspenders on a Hula Hoop

Jun 4th, 2020 39m 46s

Let's chat about people in our bubbles, teen driving and dating, selfies in a messy room, video messaging while in the shower, poop germs on phones, leaving shoes by the gas station pump, grumpy grandmas and other randomness.Be sure to subscrib

She Straddled the Unicorn's Head

May 27th, 2020 30m 45s

We got a pool, a unicorn was mounted and we lost a phone in the process. Also, we recount how our dog introduced herself to the neighbors.Be sure to subscribe and to visit us at bestiesinbed.com for all our social media links.You can email us a