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DAVE PORTNOY CAN'T STAND THE OSCARS — BFFs EP. 167

DAVE PORTNOY CAN'T STAND THE OSCARS — BFFs EP. 167

Released Thursday, 14th March 2024
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DAVE PORTNOY CAN'T STAND THE OSCARS — BFFs EP. 167

DAVE PORTNOY CAN'T STAND THE OSCARS — BFFs EP. 167

DAVE PORTNOY CAN'T STAND THE OSCARS — BFFs EP. 167

DAVE PORTNOY CAN'T STAND THE OSCARS — BFFs EP. 167

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right, BFF's new episode, leading

1:41

off the Oscars, which makes me think we're gonna

1:43

have a slow week of headlines. Yeah,

1:47

when it leads off with the- Yeah, like

1:49

Al Pacino announcing best picture. Al

1:52

Pacino, Josh. Big

1:55

Al Pacino guy nodding out like he's,

1:57

I mean, he's 83. 21.

2:00

Yeah, I mean, the

2:03

BFF crowd and me like who the fuck's Al Pacino? I

2:05

don't know. No, I still I

2:07

still have watched movies with Al Pacino and

2:09

I don't think I've went

2:12

through like an entire Al Pacino phase just

2:14

yet, but I will scarface.

2:16

So Al Pacino and that's one of the

2:18

most coveted awards the night best picture went

2:20

viral for doing so because he didn't list

2:23

any of the names of the nominees but

2:25

instead of up to the envelope and said,

2:27

my eyes see Oppenheimer. Al

2:29

later released a statement saying the produce of the

2:31

show told him not to read the names of

2:33

the nominees because they've already been honored throughout the

2:35

show. Okay. Let's watch

2:37

it. I guess it's the number I'd

2:40

be doing a disservice to our like

2:42

people if I didn't at least watch the

2:44

number one thing. I didn't

2:46

watch the Oscars. Only one will

2:49

take the award for best picture.

2:51

I have to go to the

2:53

envelope for that. Here it comes.

2:56

I'm hot. And

2:59

Maria, I see Oppenheimer. Yes.

3:05

Yes. I'm a communist. Did

3:10

you send your fuck brain? She's

3:13

frozen. Is

3:15

she she? No, no, I'm blank.

3:18

I'm are you can you guys hear me? Am I

3:20

perfectly fine on your yes, you come

3:22

through quite nice. Yep.

3:24

Perfect. But your eyes just

3:27

froze. Yeah. Well,

3:32

you guys are like robots. I think

3:34

you don't have good internet based on

3:36

like you're now a little

3:39

bit jaggedy. Fuck. And

3:44

to think Bree was trying to get me to

3:48

try a hotspot of your phone. Really?

3:50

I don't

3:53

know where you are. But it doesn't look like you have full

3:55

internet. No, not at all. You

3:57

Look like you're kind of like a hostage

3:59

situation. I mean, if anything, I. Know.

4:02

What I have four utility call it it may

4:04

I use a that. I know any

4:06

till the closet. An omnibus by recorded yesterday plan.

4:09

Brain it was or you're on the

4:11

boss or it's a donor for try

4:13

Try Hotspot. Buses.

4:16

Are notoriously known from now. Cinnamon

4:18

On another knocks, you're on the

4:20

public full internet. National. Just

4:23

looked I have far as. I have a

4:25

good million on Mars lot that's like there needs

4:27

to like imaginary bars. it's just how much you're

4:29

connected to whatever the internet as if the interest

4:31

not great. But

4:33

I recorded his yesterday what we were driving

4:36

and it was perfect. Ah, But

4:38

different locations Israel right now. But.

4:40

It's the same internet. The.

4:42

Habit of pulling some. Where. You

4:44

are okay. Let's. Say just

4:47

communicated find during our conversation to in our

4:49

cut out at all. Oh.

4:53

Well. It

4:55

turned out again she is perfect

4:58

moving boss. That.

5:02

Mom found out. Can.

5:04

Hear us. Yeah.

5:09

Thousand. That's all over vines.

5:11

I wasn't good cause it's.

5:14

Better. I mean it's you

5:16

run and off even five for us. the majority

5:18

time is just were than what you can definitely

5:20

see when you pay attention you skip a little

5:22

bit because you're on a boss. That's

5:25

it. Like five psi. The

5:27

about your moves is the bus moving

5:29

now. We.

5:32

Like went to the location to at for

5:34

this to work for that wouldn't be moving.

5:37

I had. Such. I target weight.

5:39

Is this better? is better For me? You

5:41

are. You're better Now you're not. You're know

5:43

all. You. Guys are better. For

5:45

me that yeah you're fine but I cannot

5:47

see you. Kind of like says out so

5:50

we'll see how long you're better for. Other.

5:54

I. Saw will just continue along.

5:56

I was a weird thing by between all.

5:59

That. I don't really care. I can't believe that's the number

6:01

one headline though. Did I watch the Oscars?

6:04

No, I did not. I can't take it.

6:06

I can't take it. It reminds me of

6:08

like... I watch it. Have

6:10

you ever seen Best in Show? The dog movie?

6:12

No. No, I haven't. What

6:17

is that? I'll fucking guy's name. It's a great movie.

6:19

And they just make fun of the dog shows. How

6:22

serious everyone takes it. It's a

6:24

guy who's made a bunch of movies like that actually. The

6:26

guy from Schitt's Creek is in

6:28

it. It's very funny. I highly recommend

6:30

it. But actors

6:33

take themselves so seriously that I just can't take

6:35

it seriously. Okay. Okay. I

6:38

didn't watch it either. I watched all the clips

6:40

on TikTok though. Like the speeches. That's where I get

6:43

all the highlights. Yeah, I was traveling.

6:45

I was on a plane so I couldn't watch it.

6:47

Okay. Messi from Anatomy

6:49

of a Fall gets his

6:51

own seat despite complaints. The

6:54

dog actor named Messi who played Snoop in the

6:57

movie Anatomy of a Fall got his

6:59

own seat. The Oscars is even seen in

7:01

a pre-recorded clip clapping for Robert Downey's win.

7:03

It's unclear whether or not Messi would be

7:05

allowed to send the Oscars because Messi allegedly

7:07

received a lock in planes for attending the

7:09

Oscars nominee luncheon. This is what I'm talking

7:11

about. They take themselves too seriously. Why

7:14

wouldn't you want to have a dog there? I feel

7:16

like that's awesome. Dogs make things better. I know. They

7:18

always do. Having a cute dog in a seat. Who

7:20

wouldn't want to sit next to that dog? And then

7:22

you're... I wonder if someone got snubbed a seat though

7:25

because of the dog. And

7:29

you can't be mad about the dog and then you had

7:31

John Cena was naked,

7:33

which I didn't think they did that. It

7:35

was the PH1 Music Awards. This is the

7:37

Oscars. So maybe I want my gig. No,

7:40

I didn't like it either. It was weird. You

7:43

see that thing he has on? You

7:45

see in those second photos? You see

7:47

how he has that almost thong type

7:49

underwear that gets like a tad? Naked. I

7:52

had to wear that in one of my sketches one time. Oh,

7:55

is it comfy? Not at all.

7:57

Not at all. Yes, because you can't have your...

8:00

Yank out of it moves. I'm. I'm.

8:02

Just ten that was is is coming Oscar

8:04

So. Decided. They were

8:06

about to Do Not send us is like. Just.

8:09

Let. People. Love the Oscars. I

8:11

don't. I know it's been. Other one is the

8:13

ten thing I haven't it's the I people's as good I was.

8:16

Assess Assess. It.

8:21

I have a question. Yeah.

8:25

Well you sing and for real. Or

8:28

at ice the he sounds really good

8:30

right? That's my i don't understand how

8:32

he can sing people like brought a

8:34

Bradley Cooper did this to with in

8:37

the Lady Gaga Star is born at

8:39

What. Josh

8:42

are you gonna be a singer is I

8:44

got out I no matter how much gone

8:46

on in Africa to acting, sing and try

8:48

to name of it all if you hit

8:50

as you can saying. Is that

8:53

it has becomes one one. Say.

8:55

I think it's the were added that think we're

8:57

a little feminine. Because

8:59

you're like the theater. Maybe they grew

9:02

up together and you year and acts

9:04

yes of her. Watch.

9:06

Us. Odds didn't think

9:09

singing and being feminine correlated.

9:12

If you're an actor and then

9:14

you can like saying. You're.

9:17

Feminine. Maybe. You

9:19

u cel on the feminine arts during

9:21

the stuff. like says says a kid

9:23

was just have a ballerina or whatever.

9:26

Thank. You. yeah

9:29

that's a sec that of know my

9:31

but but but sauce. Is.

9:34

Gonna kill me that point of all. That

9:36

is not like going out and

9:39

fought in plat Pop Warner football

9:41

right after. This assists. Is

9:44

well actually you was. He.

9:46

Was also into football movie as the

9:48

say see. It

9:51

sorkin. I'm. Here to I

9:53

just as the he's. a

9:56

by the way there's one two

9:58

three four five six girls

10:00

and one boy. So I'm not

10:02

saying bad, but he's excels

10:05

in the feminine arts. Well

10:08

he's been preparing for this Kenro his whole life.

10:11

Correct. He has. In

10:13

fact, if I had to spend watching

10:15

the like trajectory of a young

10:18

Josh Rich's career, he may just sing one day and be like,

10:20

oh we didn't know he could do that. He

10:23

meant... Josh made songs and sang.

10:26

Yeah, he was he excelled in the

10:28

feminine arts. Yeah,

10:30

wow. You're just

10:32

like Ryan Gosling. It's a big con.

10:34

I'll take that any day. Yeah, or Bradley Cooper,

10:37

the other one. Venezia

10:39

Hutchinson's debuts a baby bump.

10:43

She looked great with this baby bump. This was

10:45

a good reveal, I think. Yeah. I

10:49

mean, I just did pictures. Lisa Koshy falls on

10:51

the red carpet and her very high heels. Lisa

10:53

Koshy took a fall on the Oscars red carpet.

10:56

Do we have one? Let's watch her fall. You

11:06

gotta just say your ankle's broke.

11:08

You can't get up. I would

11:11

say I fainted or something. No, you can't get up. You

11:13

gotta roll around and be like, I broke my ankle. I

11:15

broke my ankle. Those

11:18

heels were... I would have never dared to wear

11:20

those heels on a red carpet. That was a

11:22

first mistake. Look at those. Those are like RuPaul

11:24

drag race heels. Man, yeah, you do gotta

11:26

leave. You gotta leave after. That's crazy. She played

11:29

it off well though. She did. She's the type

11:31

that could fall and play it off. She's funny.

11:33

Yeah, yeah. Should

11:35

Joseph Quinn play Mark Zuckerberg? The internet's found

11:37

a new Mark Zuckerberg lookalike after suggesting Joseph

11:39

Quinn should play him the biopic. Let me

11:41

see this Joseph Quinn guy. Biopic?

11:46

Biopic? Biopic. Biopic.

11:51

Assuming you want to see more than just the...

11:53

Yeah, I want to see what this guy looks

11:56

like. He looks like a good looking guy. I

11:58

like this. Okay, good. Are they interested in this? Ugly

12:00

Guy. I'd argue with that

12:02

Oscar looks. On. Sunday.

12:05

A looks incredible. always does. Lot

12:08

man who who walking around looking like is

12:10

in dire. Margot

12:13

Robbie a lot of people said looks spectacular.

12:17

Ah, points. pew looked really good. She

12:21

did. The. I see her as

12:23

she always loved to show us the britain

12:26

nipple. As with into our Dm got nowhere.

12:29

If. See. She loves to sell the. Nipple.

12:31

I mean as much as just or

12:33

buddhism? Yes it is

12:35

free the nipple for share. Still,

12:38

Pretty. I can't stand. That so

12:40

she's gotta interesting instagram. Yeah.

12:44

Better you see lives amazing. Yes,

12:48

He did. I'm. Having. Kendall Jenner

12:50

looked great at the after party. I

12:52

didn't see the oh that's and that's right but I'm a stolen

12:54

by the way. have you go see? did we talk? Well as

12:57

for things I your shoes and with. Ah

12:59

yes that's with every movie I've seen

13:01

at like five times. Oh wow I

13:03

are lots of yet I wouldn't like

13:05

it's I thought was good I i

13:07

I thought her performance was bigger than

13:09

the movie of that makes a says

13:11

i like I'm not usually like oh

13:13

this after that was so unbelievable I

13:16

thought she was truly unbelievable. I liked

13:18

her more than I like. No reasonable.

13:20

Yeah, and she definitely signed it's anyone

13:22

Else is. In the movie I don't think it

13:24

would have been as good but she won best actress

13:27

for it does have a desert further and Lisa really

13:29

at the. Ah, the after party

13:31

and was brief said ties in the smell

13:33

of smoke in their. Yeah,

13:35

Candle and Kylie I thought kylie, what's

13:37

better than Kendall from these bubbles down

13:39

will get pictures a lot They I

13:41

don't really even know we have how

13:44

they're always like in real life. Ah,

13:46

Sabrina Carpenter and buried. They walked the

13:48

carpet like. right? Next to each other and Barry

13:50

was. Wearing a Sabrina friendship bracelet and was

13:52

staring at her the whole carpet. And

13:55

was that mean? What are you insinuating? They fought. Know

13:57

they're dating but like. Rebellious.

14:02

Who. Are you asking? I know, you

14:04

know Barry has Josh, right? Yeah yeah. They

14:07

do. You know? Barry is what I always gonna

14:09

put my hand up and so on. The say

14:12

what I thought you said. That. As

14:14

a bring a carpenter's walking this the Halle

14:16

Berry who I bail, he who I know

14:18

is married and they're wearing friendship bracelets and

14:20

my stereo other natural and mike are you

14:22

saying they fought which I thought was crazy.

14:25

About high. That. Would have as

14:27

yet, no, I was at bats. He. Was

14:30

not. I don't know who.

14:33

Barriers. Very Keegan.

14:35

He's license ferry. Oh.

14:38

Why am I see a lot of this guy who

14:40

was as he realized he was insult burn. Did you

14:42

see salt or know I have not. He's

14:46

the main guy and he's the guy that sucks to

14:48

come out of the drain. All. Sorts.

14:51

Of summer. One.

14:54

Hour. North of and will not sell Sell Dave

14:56

a movie. And bucks the

14:58

graves. I heard about Fucking

15:01

the great. And. Second,

15:03

the com. I'm out of my freezer it.

15:05

I just thought there was a bug on

15:07

my computer says the arrow sleep. Like

15:10

adults, I squash it. And

15:13

it was a see our what are ya right?

15:15

Yeah, I don't know what's going on. Dot.

15:17

On all this one was and number

15:19

one, the Kate Middleton Conspiracy back to

15:21

be the biggest story than what's going

15:24

on the Oscars like she had watched

15:26

you second. had some sort sort of

15:28

surgery a couple months ago and people

15:30

haven't really seen are. So there's all

15:32

these conspiracy theories, bar see posts, a

15:34

picture clearly edited, clearly old to a

15:36

point the royal family like apologize be

15:38

I guess he added is it and

15:40

they still are releasing anything of her.

15:42

So now there's all these wild conspiracies

15:44

of what is going on with Kate

15:47

Middleton. Oh I don't know. They admitted it was

15:49

fake. If she tweeted like sorry

15:51

I just like I'm an amateur like photo

15:53

shop person. You think it's really

15:55

hard tweeting or someone tweeted? Who knows. I don't

15:57

know what's going on. I

16:02

rather like. This. One of the

16:04

speculation has she just got a Bbl and she

16:06

the not. Why? Would

16:08

Kate Middleton get a Bbl? That

16:10

a real thing. I. Maybe she wanted

16:12

that ass lil sad. Not. As

16:15

I did save doesn't like suggests.

16:18

Oh. You don't give the Bbl your stamp

16:20

of approval? Nah. Of. The

16:22

proper the problem would be the else. Is

16:26

always tell when someone has a Bbl.

16:31

right? Yeah well you can always

16:33

amount of like down like a hybrid out

16:36

or the road is like us. Ah yeah

16:38

yeah yeah you can. For. The most part.

16:40

Unless unless you're like that. One of the

16:42

Kardashians are more they'll be a the else.

16:45

I know, but they have really. Really nice ones. That

16:48

very obvious. I

16:51

think I think. Hi Leah has

16:53

really got one! I've. Never

16:55

seen Kylie person but ah I

16:57

whenever I look at all whom

16:59

I say galvan with exception of.

17:01

Candle, I'm all of them. What to be? Man.

17:05

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Tower. ya me last week guess ball

17:51

landed barker terror yummy landmark his birthday room

17:53

as the pair was spotted together at nobu

17:55

kind of bullshit of sedate him not to

17:58

drop that for us but whatever Yeah,

18:01

what the fuck? Yeah, Josh, did you

18:03

get any tea on that when you guys were chatting? Should I

18:05

open it up for you? Five minutes? I

18:08

mean, you guys would have heard anything. We kept

18:10

the mics on. They look

18:12

good together just because they're all wearing like

18:14

straight leather. Fans believe that Charlie D'Amelio was

18:16

indirectly responding to dating rumors with a couple

18:18

of TikToks, including one with a

18:21

21 Savage lyric, if you betray me, you're dead to

18:23

me. Oh. But

18:26

they broke up, they said

18:29

they broke up amicably and...

18:31

Wait. Do

18:33

we ever keep... Remember Josh told us

18:35

why they broke up? No, they

18:37

never went to the show. Never went to the show.

18:40

Oh, we cut it. Never mind. Now Josh was

18:43

on something that day. He

18:45

was just a liar from the head. It never happened. It

18:49

was insane. I wanted to, I

18:52

wanted to... It was so much we couldn't

18:54

even sleep it. Like there was just no... Yeah,

18:57

it was... We would have been sued in a second.

19:00

Yeah. Oh my God. It was

19:02

all real though. So how are they sue us? They

19:06

still can sue. Defamation?

19:09

Well, not know it. Not if it's true, but we

19:11

don't have proof that's true. How will you... We got

19:13

no proof. They don't got proof that it isn't.

19:17

Is it upon us though? It might

19:20

be. Madonna tells

19:22

a fan in a wheelchair to... People are gonna be

19:24

like, what was that about? Madonna tells fans in a

19:26

wheelchair to stand up. Oh,

19:30

there's nothing he can do there. They said,

19:32

yeah, they said she didn't realize he was

19:34

in a wheelchair. Oh. Oh,

19:52

wow. I thought it

19:54

was gonna be like, I thought it was gonna be

19:56

like one of those like mega church ways. Like she

19:58

was gonna be like, Yeah. And

20:03

the guy who's gonna stand up out of his chair,

20:05

I was like, this is crazy. I once did that

20:08

way back in the day, like when we're only in

20:10

Boston. Some kid ate a hot

20:12

dog at a hockey game on the glass of

20:14

a Bruins game with no bun. He just took

20:16

the hot dog and shoved it. I'm like, look

20:18

at this kid eating his hot dog like a

20:20

savage. He had every possible

20:23

physical ailment that prevented him from turning

20:25

to a side to do like a

20:28

public apology. This

20:30

is the worst. Jake

20:32

Paul versus Mike Tyson. This was kind of

20:35

shocking. Jake Paul and Mike Tyson will fight

20:37

on Netflix July 20th. Tyson's

20:39

58. Jake Paul 27. I'll

20:43

watch it because he's free

20:45

on Netflix. But I-

20:48

This is the first Netflix fight, right?

20:50

It's crazy. Tyson's 60 years old.

20:53

Mm-hmm. Like

20:55

I wouldn't buy the fight. Yeah, that's all.

20:57

He also is walking with a cane two

20:59

years ago, like warming up and fight. He's

21:02

60. And by the way, he wasn't

21:04

good when he retired. Like his last

21:07

like 10 fights, he sucked. After

21:09

he went to prison, and I like

21:11

Mike Tyson, he's like my childhood. I

21:14

think in his prime, the scariest best

21:16

guy of all time, maybe. But

21:18

he's fucking 60. What are we

21:20

doing? Yeah. It's crazy to

21:23

be fighting a 27-year-old when you're 58.

21:25

I don't even know how it's sanctioned. You think Jake's gonna win?

21:28

Yeah, I think he's gonna- Well, I- There's

21:31

no way it's like a real fight.

21:35

I don't know. I don't get it. Like I

21:37

just don't get it because yes,

21:39

if they both try as hard, I think

21:41

Jake kills him because Mike's a senior citizen.

21:44

That's true. He's a senior citizen. Hmm.

21:48

I think that I almost think there's got to

21:50

be a- someone's taken like a draw. Like I

21:52

think someone's like I'm gonna lose this fight. Yeah,

21:55

I don't know about that, but I think there's a

21:57

degree This is gonna be a show, not a fight.

22:00

Or. Or yards like a we're gonna,

22:02

you know, It's. Like when Logan

22:04

fought Mayweather. Yep, it is worth of

22:06

like I don't think it might. Let's

22:09

say Logan spawns might. I

22:11

don't think he's gonna be like ours are. Not this

22:13

guy the fuck out. I don't sakes, what does he

22:15

get out to do with that knocking or old man

22:17

out? As a weird

22:19

looks. So. Weird walk. Yeah.

22:22

He's a. Little I think it's sweet and datasets

22:24

a name game riot. my money grab

22:26

yeah. No wonder how much money they're

22:29

getting paid to be a lot. Sort. Of

22:31

and on. I'd. Love to know

22:33

when I got the I bet it's like. Twenty

22:36

million each. at least. Rally.

22:38

Or a blog Nasa? probably not. that

22:41

room. As. Crazy.

22:44

Go. Parent he made a bag other air

22:46

I don't know what party is It debuted

22:48

bagged as ninety nine percent error, one percent

22:50

glass. The material can handle pressure four thousand

22:52

times as. weep. The. Air

22:55

bag. And his post

22:57

we the Care ultralight agonists is

22:59

expensive or something. I've.

23:04

Worked so feel brought out the women from the

23:06

map right group chat we live. talk about this

23:08

or will this be cut off and to us

23:10

being many pets. I.

23:12

Think we talk about an hour? At.

23:15

Ten Am bros. Dc show Rice favorite city

23:17

brow The woman from the map right group

23:19

chats where she discover they're all talking about

23:21

right pre cogs this move iconic. yup broke

23:24

as I told me she was going to

23:26

do this when we were at to yeah

23:28

he was or sorts pretty baller I to

23:30

I said it was that's a funny movie

23:32

that's a funny movie almost gives him pretence

23:34

are all hot. I now I'll I

23:36

was like wow. A are

23:39

all very beautiful ladies. Yeah, Drone.

23:48

Is made of It's ah I'm Matt

23:50

Rise May Sue man who says only

23:52

famous became because he gave out blow

23:54

jobs. I saw this trending. I

23:57

didn't. Yeah. It's are ticked off her

23:59

name out. King Nima posted TikTok in

24:01

January saying he was in a meeting

24:03

with Hollywood executives and Matt Rife and

24:06

Matt Rife gave two executives blowjobs to

24:08

become famous while Nima declined. After Matt

24:10

Rife allegedly threatened to file a lawsuit

24:12

against Nima, Nima clarified that his page

24:15

is satire. A conspiracy account

24:17

took his TikTok as truth posted without his

24:19

permission. Okay, that

24:21

seems like kind of a cop-out to be

24:23

like say something wildly false. Somebody calls you

24:25

want to be like satire. Yeah,

24:28

yeah, there's a little bit of a cop-out move. Fuck.

24:31

Yeah, that would be crazy. If

24:33

it was true. Well, I think

24:35

just have someone going around say it, telling

24:38

people that you're sucking off these executives left

24:40

and right. And also the guy

24:42

is not a good looking guy who said it.

24:44

So it's like, oh,

24:47

cat. Yeah, it was probably more like he's jealous

24:49

because they only gave Matt Rife the offer to

24:52

yeah, like in the way he says no way

24:54

they offered this guy. Correct. It's like you have

24:56

one or like, hey, both of you guys, they

24:58

were like, let's get this one guy out here,

25:01

Matt, get over here and suck this dick. Right.

25:03

That's really what they were probably saying. Timothy

25:06

Shammily wants awesome baller to play Elvis

25:08

again. Timothy Shammily is set to star

25:11

as Bob Dylan and an upcoming biopic

25:13

biopic. Is that right? Biopic. Biopic

25:15

and wants awesome baller to make

25:17

an appearance of film as Elvis

25:20

to create a musical cinematic universe.

25:23

Okay, I like that. Let's create it. Let's

25:25

create the fucking universe. I

25:28

love Timothy Chalamet. I'm going to see Dune

25:30

2 today. Oh, you are. I watched

25:33

Dune 1 again last night. So I'm

25:36

jealous. I'm one of those people like

25:38

once I see a great movie that I like, I

25:41

wish I hadn't seen it so I could do it again. Like

25:43

I'm sad. I already saw Dune 2. Right.

25:45

Everyone keeps talking about it. I'm like, I have to go

25:47

see it. Yeah, I'm going to probably watch the first Dune

25:50

and then go see the second one this week. I

25:53

will recap next week. DDDG,

25:56

DDDG, I Revert

25:58

to my thing. DDDG, Those boys

26:00

whose child, whatever people got putin

26:02

whole, the trial ever they want

26:04

to hold a child. It's his

26:06

child. Nannies. Marriage a

26:08

Heli Berry in my top Ten's Bailey so we

26:11

can do over once. The

26:13

Dave, not all the baby. No, I don't. Have.

26:15

You ever held a baby? Oh yeah, Oh

26:17

yeah, I have a great baby. Whole

26:20

lot people go bananas my old days.

26:22

Finance. Nice. Ah

26:24

tic toc could be banned in America.

26:26

They've been taught was forever. They never

26:28

not really a. Big

26:32

baby over. Automate.

26:40

I also have white. The

26:43

best hair I've ever had. Saw him about. My

26:47

day or to some reason a plus.

26:50

Get outta. That was. says.

26:52

Wrong I heard a as I can possibly

26:55

up. My smile was on point Maria. Tic.then

26:59

are going to ban it. People.

27:02

Say I know that they said it's all the time

27:04

but people are saying that tic toc up his act.

27:07

Silly. Freaking. Out now and

27:09

if it's gonna happen it will be this

27:11

I I just don't see any way why

27:13

because they're says it's olmert chinese so they

27:15

get all i what i or stand where

27:18

I know what everybody's doing on tic toc

27:20

el know algorithm like. Josh.

27:22

Is where I think there's the young

27:24

frau. They're fucking weirdo on the deck

27:26

and I'll make a dog videos and

27:28

flock in this different like, what? What?

27:30

are? what? Didn't you know you. Know who

27:33

the new have you guys seem? kind of what

27:35

the new Sway boys. It's like the Montana The

27:37

boys. Yeah. That Date and Kristin Cavallari.

27:40

Yeah. They're just a bunch of like. Guys.

27:42

That. Lip. Saying and then one of

27:44

the guys is dating. A thirty seven year old

27:47

yet. John Ross was

27:49

so they could run. Yeah,

27:51

literally. Zero up

27:53

as the. Good

27:55

looking guys though I country does. Yeah,

27:58

I don't I could ever taken. guys seriously

28:01

but whatever that's just me. We

28:04

ended up picking Josh seriously. Yeah, how about me? It

28:06

took a little while though. We

28:11

got there Ben. Air

28:15

Force employee was giving classified information to

28:18

impress on dating apps. Love

28:20

this. Honestly

28:22

he's 63. Yeah,

28:25

let him do his thing. I'd be giving out all

28:27

the info at that point. He's 63. He

28:29

did his service, all right? Let

28:35

him go and get serviced. Ben

28:37

Affleck and J.Lo didn't eat their popcorn

28:39

while seeing Dune. Fans took video of

28:41

J.Lo Ben Affleck leaving Dune part two

28:43

and the internet knows their popcorn bucket

28:45

seemingly went untouched. Now you don't know

28:48

whether that was their first or fifth. So

28:50

I'll reserve judgment. I was gonna say, could

28:53

be could be bucket number four like yours.

28:56

This video is nuts. LeBron.

28:59

LeBron basically having a threesome in

29:01

the front row of this basketball

29:04

game. He was essentially fucking. Oh

29:17

wow. Imagine

29:19

being married and like this your man's

29:21

just and now that was genie bus

29:23

I think right? The owner of Lakers.

29:25

Still they're fucking. That was fucking. That's

29:27

married fucking. If you're married and you're

29:29

doing that and then there was a

29:31

picture the next day where it looked

29:33

like him and his wife were mad

29:36

at you. That's dog house city. Yeah

29:38

you can't. That's like publicly humiliating

29:40

your wife. I don't know what he's

29:42

supposed to do and I don't like him because they're all

29:44

over his ass. But

29:46

yeah it's kind of hard. That's yeah. That's like

29:49

the owner of the team. What are you what are you supposed to

29:51

do there? But you're LeBron. Yeah.

29:53

I don't know like this one

29:56

picture of her like that who genie

29:58

is the one and a Slap the

30:00

brunette right. When. She was

30:02

blonde. I'd love to his

30:04

older. I don't know. I

30:06

don't like it. If I was married I

30:09

won't want like our I was discovered. That

30:12

woman sixty two. Dale.

30:16

says. Looking incredible. That's

30:18

hers. Yes, It. Down.

30:22

Soon as you're better their. What?

30:25

Is that headline of the one day ago? What's.

30:28

Like Le Bron Fox Lakers own front

30:30

row. All. She dated

30:32

Dennis Rodman to. Yeah, our

30:35

last week. Ah,

30:38

I'm. Band members

30:40

doses bandmate with estrogen and plot to

30:42

steal his fiance. I don't believe it.

30:46

Does not you? Can't be

30:48

too many. Fake.

30:53

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30:56

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31:50

shell rubbed his pants. of

31:54

it goes to a has just such a

31:56

josh allah had one of the ability i'm

31:59

running out of his car leave Hailee Steinfeld

32:01

in the dust went viral and again being

32:03

a criticising Josh for not helping Hailee out

32:05

of a car Josh later tweeted clarifying They

32:07

ripped his pants. They want cheeks out Very

32:12

funny there's also another video I saw

32:14

of them getting on the car and

32:17

everybody taking pictures of Hailee Steinfeld And

32:21

everyone's like I love how Taylor Swift and

32:23

Hailee Steinfeld just make NFL quarterbacks like ornaments,

32:25

which is kind of funny Yeah,

32:27

yeah like accessories. Yeah Like

32:31

ornaments like a Christmas tree. Yeah.

32:34

Hey, just a little decoration. Correct.

32:36

Yeah, okay Seth

32:42

Rogen didn't want kids. That's fine. I'm right

32:45

there with him. Aiden Ross. I said Aiden I

32:47

saw him at UFC

32:50

and he's like I gotta get back on BFF He's

32:52

like I think I had a hundred thousand followers or

32:54

something like crazy low the first time he was on

32:56

the show Like we had again. No, we

32:58

did it so early on I feel like

33:00

when he kind of started popping a little

33:02

bit talk some shit about you with LeBron's

33:04

kid I think yeah, he talked shit about

33:06

yeah Yeah, yeah,

33:10

yeah with with brawny we got to get him

33:12

back on he was super nice He

33:14

said he suggested KSI's boxing lead snitched on him.

33:17

I don't know what that means He went live

33:19

in the scrim say there was approached by the

33:21

International Boxing Association Who told him that holding his

33:24

upcoming box of event would be criminal because

33:26

his boxing league isn't sanctioned I didn't know

33:28

that he was trying to do a boxing

33:30

league Regardless, let's get him.

33:32

Let's get him on the pod. I'll try to

33:34

reach out Harry

33:38

Potter actors worried about adults still assessed with

33:40

the series. I Saw

33:43

this what do you guys think about this? I hate it.

33:45

Shut up, right? I think

33:47

it's like Especially you

33:49

were in the movie. That's so disheartening to

33:51

all the crazy fans. Yeah. Yeah, shut

33:53

up I worry about Harry Potter fans

33:55

because they should be over that by now was 25

33:57

years ago And

34:00

it's for children, but they get stuck

34:02

in it. And I do cameos and

34:04

people say, oh, we're having a Harry

34:06

Potter themed wedding. It's over. That's what

34:09

I do. Well, first of all, I don't

34:11

take her seriously in that voice. And that

34:13

you can say it's over, but when you

34:15

speak like that, it's never over. It's over.

34:17

Yeah, you're like, that's probably why she's upset.

34:20

It's never over. Harry Potter themed wedding. It's

34:22

crazy, though. They're doing a show. People do

34:25

Star Wars. Yeah. They're going to

34:27

do a Harry Potter show, too. It's coming

34:29

out on HBO Max. Like

34:31

what do people care what

34:34

you need entertainment in life? If

34:36

you find something that you love and entertain,

34:38

knock yourself out. So Harry

34:41

Potter is the shit. Yeah. Harry

34:43

Potter is the best. Yeah. Hailey

34:45

Bieber responds to divorce rumors because the internet is

34:48

incessantly claiming that Hailey and Justin Bieber are headed

34:50

for divorce. Hailey Bieber had to clear things up

34:52

on Instagram, saying that blind items she sees on

34:54

TikTok are wrong and come from a land of

34:57

delusion. There's

34:59

some shortly after Stephen Ball in Post Instagram's story

35:01

asking her prayers for Justin Hailey. At the time

35:03

of the alleged Hailey and Justin were dealing with

35:05

something privately Hailey was frustrated by the father's post.

35:08

I think she's probably better off never addressing it.

35:11

But I mean, who's to say?

35:13

I guess it would be annoying if everyone's speculating

35:16

you and your husband or getting a divorce when you

35:18

guys are like in love. Yeah, I sometimes don't owe

35:20

her the vat entices or

35:23

encourages more speculation, but who am

35:26

I to say? I mean, I think that alone is the best.

35:28

Yeah. Sometimes alone is the best. Such

35:31

gigantic figures. It's hard for anybody being

35:34

their shoes. Whoopi

35:36

Goldberg on age gaps and relationships. On

35:38

the view of discussing age gap in

35:40

the upcoming movie, The Idea View, where

35:42

Anne Hathaway is portraying a 40-year-old and

35:44

Nicholas Galv is portraying a

35:46

24-year-old, Whoopi Goldberg revealed in one of her

35:48

last relationships that the man was 40 years

35:51

older than her. Whoopi girled. Ha.

35:54

Whoopi is 68. I mean, the man would be 108 right now. Holy

35:58

shit. Gosh. Wait, this new Anne

36:00

Hathaway movie as like. The. Montana

36:02

Boys am objects. And have

36:05

learned girl the up For some

36:07

reason it's like obviously. Sexist.

36:11

And I was part of an age

36:13

gap relationship, but it seems more normal

36:15

for the man to be older than

36:17

like. The. Woman: I

36:19

agree. Why is that? even when I. Like.

36:22

Is it like internalized misogyny? Maybe

36:25

look. Because. Even. Like

36:27

I don't want to feel that way. But when I look at. Them.

36:29

Together and like lies. that weird. I just think

36:32

I would never wanna date. A

36:34

man that much younger than me. See, I have

36:36

a reverse. It is like thirty seven in

36:38

my twenty two. No one would blink at

36:40

all. No One does. Yeah.

36:43

I don't know why. it's weird that it. It.

36:45

Is really like. Different when it's

36:47

a woman. people get mad. Oh man

36:49

they just seem weird. Them again

36:51

was present brought talking about this

36:53

but com. Or

36:56

right into the of us who are we

36:58

News goes on be a light episode will

37:00

get that of the Just Gone because I

37:02

but just the start of it Bff race.

37:05

Is. A touring with would be colors like

37:07

what the lox gross, so or less.

37:10

Whitney. On what is So Awesome?

37:12

She came on our podcast and. She.

37:15

Like jokingly we thought jokingly was like waste.

37:17

want to come on towards me and open

37:19

and races are like yeah obviously and what

37:22

is just a woman of her word answers

37:24

like picks live shows that you want to

37:26

do and grace Picture Five and she's opening

37:28

for her in ah starting in September. Tickets

37:31

on sale now. Can as appear on

37:33

the are A Big Show's. To.

37:35

Pick big shows like Deaths. Look

37:37

at this acid. Now he picked

37:40

New York, Chicago, Nashville, Boston. Lead

37:42

Yards as Mohicans on I'd say or

37:45

one of the casinos and not. yeah,

37:47

those are at Foxwoods falsehoods. Ah

37:50

so's. Sort. Of chemical support

37:52

her for women's. Yeah, let's go.

37:55

Nashville. Would be fun, Boston or

37:57

Army. All of them are easy because

38:00

we get the bar nashville Lawson's audio

38:02

device or not or would be sick.

38:04

I think national would be so posts

38:07

party got a national. Yeah.

38:09

Let's do it question. Yes,

38:12

Or Malaga sped up. C

38:15

O Sea just got back into it.

38:17

Okay, Because that seems like an important. Saying.

38:21

She's doing like a full set. She's.

38:23

Always. Wanted to be a standup

38:25

comedian and she did her first episode

38:27

last year but then. She.

38:29

Just kind of so doing them she just got back

38:31

into as such as Dunlap. I got five show that

38:34

would be like maybe I was on to be a

38:36

pro baseball player. So I'm guns as go debut with

38:38

the Boston Red Sox. Flat

38:40

like. Maybe a little comedian? On the

38:42

podcast is a comedian online. So.

38:45

Busy. Nervous. I

38:47

visit. Ah. I

38:50

see so little bit nervous but cities like

38:52

been crushed and I've been there ever says

38:54

she said she. Classes and co good aubrey

38:56

as board during downtime on tour briefings of

38:59

law downtown Zack's as you may start renting

39:01

cars for the cities or so you just

39:03

fully on for now. While. Thomas

39:05

Alva. Something. I'm only

39:07

a combat New York tomorrow. Because

39:10

oh. So. It's over. It's

39:12

not a this towards a lot different where it's

39:14

not like months in a row, it's just like

39:16

couple weeks and around and and months off. Of.

39:19

The. An old

39:21

clip of me talking about Tana goes viral.

39:24

I think I've seen this Zola. Yeah,

39:27

but I'd I'd I saw this again on my a for

39:29

you page actually. This. Is just

39:31

one. She skipped on us on the very

39:33

first time on my caller plan right to

39:35

sources said would change her life and will

39:37

act say they important I see hit the

39:40

wake up call for me for years. I

39:42

just wanted to be wonder woman who did

39:44

it more an hour to find myself as

39:46

thin as. A possible at

39:48

all. And times and I'm

39:50

saying yes. Absolutely everything I thought. I

39:52

could do that for ever and I think that all

39:54

is also kind of looked at burn out as I

39:56

wanna from. His yeah you know and

39:58

then after a pilot. Click here and

40:00

any. I was like okay I guess

40:03

this burnout thing Israel they I was

40:05

pissed. I think that's on those vital

40:07

lesson lesson learned in the last like

40:09

two years. Yeah is where you put

40:11

your time and energy is so valuable

40:13

and and stop committing to everything and

40:15

he spread yourself too thin on a

40:17

thousand things. You have to have a

40:19

thousand loose ends that aren't any. Get

40:21

side properly. Or never see moment only

40:23

Nord said for us to me but. Was.

40:26

On the protocol ready to welcome to. The

40:30

Observer. eighty four. Davon.

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The'so the new pages done as it

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be exacted around the Patriots. There.

40:43

Might what you mean would. It mean when it barstool

40:45

than it. Well. His arm

40:47

interviewed him it so like I'm one of the

40:49

people sitting down talking about it in and they

40:51

have the fire When we went to jail. Oh

40:54

that's cool is a good did you

40:56

watch it All parts are good. Page

40:58

fans are a little bit torn. It

41:00

kind of seems like to make him

41:03

Bill Bell checks might seem like a

41:05

real asshole and bad guy and like

41:07

he was response for Aaron Hernandez murdered

41:09

people and is very slow. Brady very

41:11

pro craft. Con. Ed side Bella

41:13

check I see a summer crop production

41:15

so I've seen some people mad about

41:18

that. It's been okay. Parts.

41:20

Good part sad part's. The.

41:22

Last two with the best. Ones

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are you in the last? him? He us.

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Spot eyes. They are

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the best! It's the to use

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that you a Crt measure that trump. Manhandled.

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Oil look I kept talking me but

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I just got manhandled. You

41:52

I yanked vs.

41:59

says. Her than it. Like

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a little poem their yeah was that

42:06

the bad shoulder to yeah no I

42:08

wasn't. Point is like as he is

42:10

known to do them with his hands

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shake the ah yes yes And I

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went with a couple of or guys

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ah will Thompson tell the one they

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both wife left right with I knew

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42:23

is setting up for a big time

42:25

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it like. Where was

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it it was have been. Didn't.

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Have like I'm in the room I know

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that's what I said it are so I

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like they range from two to 10 grand like 10

44:09

grand for fucking Tampa. I go get me a middle

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of the road one. I want to see what's like.

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It was just an average room. So I

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went on and by the way, I never

44:19

criticize hotels. I'm only generally positive like hey,

44:21

good value, good hotel. I've never ranted on

44:23

hotel. This hotel deserves it. If you stay

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at the addition in Tampa, you're a moron.

44:29

Wow. That's crazy. Is the hotel super

44:31

nice? Like vlogging and stuff? Yeah, it's

44:34

okay. It reminds me of the one

44:36

in Miami. They had a

44:38

nice pool up top. But

44:41

not 5000 and now not

44:43

even close. I did

44:45

an unboxing with Miss Peaches last night. She's getting

44:48

all sorts of all

44:51

sorts of gifts. I got to stop with it. Josh

44:53

read the room featured in Forbes. Oh,

44:57

nothing funny about Josh Richards growing

44:59

business. Yeah,

45:02

I had to read that headline twice. Yeah.

45:05

I was like, that's

45:07

what's not funny. And then I like read it

45:09

again. I was like, okay, I see what they're

45:11

doing. But yeah, first thing was good.

45:15

We're still like coming out. I think we still have like one

45:18

or two more episodes. But it's getting

45:20

really good responses on social. So I'm

45:22

so out of it. What happened to your hand? I

45:24

was just gonna ask. I didn't even know to me neither

45:26

till you did that. I

45:30

hate saying this story. But I just I just

45:32

punched a wall. Oh,

45:34

so frat boy. I know it's

45:37

bad. It's a wall.

45:40

It's so high. I it was

45:44

just like a morning where a lot of things weren't

45:46

going my way. And then I

45:48

was just like kind of aggravated and I was in my room.

45:50

I went in my closet because

45:52

I was like going to get changed. And I just

45:54

kind of like let out a little punch. And I

45:56

had a stud. And then I broke.

46:00

I broke or I fractured my hand.

46:02

Wow. Yeah. Damn, that is- You

46:04

can take the boy out of the sway house, but you

46:06

can't take sway house out of the boy. Yeah.

46:09

No, you can't talk. I would

46:11

have made up a different story, props to

46:13

you for being honest. Like hey, I'm an

46:15

honest guy. You can take that away from

46:17

me. We have two things. We have, we

46:20

can either read comments, the DM celebrities, that's

46:22

not going to really work. We

46:25

have two people here who are like in

46:27

committed relationships. The

46:30

read comments sucked last

46:32

time. Do you want to

46:34

try that? I liked it.

46:36

All right, let's do it. Let's read the comments. Dave,

46:39

did you know Brianna follows Kim Kardashian in

46:41

not Taylor Swift? I didn't

46:44

know that, but that doesn't surprise me at

46:46

all. It

46:49

says a lot about her character, but it doesn't surprise

46:51

me. Well, I follow all

46:53

the Kardashians because I like their style,

46:55

their clothes. No, I

46:58

mean, this isn't surprising. If you've been following along, it's

47:00

not surprising. So

47:07

did we all just going to skip over Dave shooting

47:09

a shot at Tara? Like this was

47:11

so confusing to me. I didn't

47:13

even know who they, I thought

47:15

they meant Mojo, Tana. I

47:18

did not shoot Tara. I kind of picked

47:20

up on. You guys were having a little bit of vibes.

47:22

Yeah, I did too. You guys were kind of vibing a

47:24

little. Really? Yeah,

47:27

because she said she, something about

47:29

dogs and not wanting to dogs.

47:32

Yeah. And then you were like, maybe we're good for

47:34

each other. There was a lot of comments being like,

47:36

I can't believe we're shipping Dave and power.

47:39

Yummy. Maybe

47:42

I just exclude Riz without trying. Maybe

47:45

you did. Maybe you were just Riz and

47:47

all over. Yeah. Not even on purpose. Yeah.

47:51

But now she's landed. Yeah. I

47:53

just got fucked then. Um, damn. This

47:57

podcast. Oh, you go for it. No.

48:00

This is perfect for this. What you can do it. Okay,

48:02

this podcast feels like a group project that

48:04

no one worked on and they just googled

48:06

quickly before presenting and a classmate backed out.

48:08

So they ask her grandfather had jumped the

48:10

his in South Africa or I don't see

48:12

that I didn't notice. You can turn out

48:14

to be shot against me. That. And

48:16

yeah grandfather. not that a did but.is

48:18

what I would call this forecast. Yeah

48:20

it does have looked or products yeah

48:22

but those projects are always the best

48:25

projects to watch get presented cause they're

48:27

hilarious. True that's true. If

48:31

I were interviewed by day by thing you're

48:34

actually cry like of our to become famous

48:36

they won't be on his part has had

48:38

declined because he's scared. I'm buzzkill. I don't

48:40

know why you get the scary brand. Hello

48:43

everyone this? Yeah. Ever.

48:45

What I mean. It's I Tuesday that. Doesn't Alex

48:47

and every guess comes on is why I'm

48:49

scared to date. Know.

48:51

It's job. That's a

48:54

told. What? Happened at a mugger the week.

48:56

Ah, I really

48:58

just have to stop drinking coffee in the morning. Nicer

49:02

to eat eggs. A. Dusty.

49:04

Thanks, Yeah, I don't like just rides. He thinks

49:06

women are so stupid we don't know how to

49:09

pronounce our own names. Oh.

49:11

That's was that the Tara. Xavi

49:13

Tora Tora. I

49:16

thought you knew how to pronounce your name out in are

49:18

pronounced. Yeah would To our

49:20

said this is wrong, Wrong ass.

49:22

Yeah promising. At said wrong.

49:27

Dave. Did nothing wrong. As Osborne she

49:29

pronounces their own name on Thank You.

49:31

Well. Well I also don't

49:33

to do with this comment via

49:36

a census that's confirming what the

49:38

last I was there is also

49:40

wrong correct. What? People

49:42

mad about that or something. Yeah. There

49:44

was a lot of like it was split between people

49:46

saying is funny the the of half being my days

49:48

trying to gaslight or into saying that might her name

49:51

is wrong do just that. you're getting a raw. They

49:54

didn't even realize with getting it wrong, though he actually

49:56

thought he would say it right like I don't think

49:58

it was click. As like. Tar once you

50:00

said tar I got it. I

50:02

think yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Tara. They

50:05

got it got better. Yeah. No, you got

50:07

better Yeah, thank you only here for miss peaches

50:09

fuck on amen She's fucking

50:11

on wow Is it just

50:13

me or miss people think getting annoying

50:15

fuck this person stephen steamboat? What a

50:18

loser? Yeah, don't fuck on

50:20

stephen. Fuck off. Why hate on something

50:22

so cute, correct? Oh

50:28

See make the reading comments part of every episode

50:30

please. Okay. All right I

50:35

thought that said austin's lokia homophobe

50:39

Austin's loki very intelligent homophone

50:41

tremendous. I know i've convinced

50:43

he's very intelligent. Wait a

50:45

second What what about a

50:47

homophone? He said homophone last podcast and

50:49

I said, oh big word. Yeah Yeah

50:55

I don't know why austin gets so much love in the comments

50:57

to be honest I think you should get shit on a

50:59

little more. That's babe's burner

51:01

account. Yeah. Yeah, that's definitely day's

51:04

backup Josh

51:07

needs to get a better haircut. Don't part your hair down the middle.

51:10

It's really easy to put my hair down in the middle Where

51:13

else are you gonna part it? Yeah you side

51:15

I do side Little side part

51:17

but yours isn't as long like yours would looks

51:19

normal. I think josh's would look weird with

51:21

the side part I think i'm

51:23

going to cut my hair. Anyways as we get

51:25

into summer we're in winter. So it's like hair's

51:28

longer summer. It's gonna be shorter Dave

51:31

you have to be embarrassed as a 50 year old

51:33

man reading teenage gossip. I'm embarrassed. I even saw this

51:38

Listen it crosses my mind time to time I Just

51:43

gotta pay the bills being josh

51:45

don't have their own opinions I

51:49

don't know how to write this question. I disagree. Is that

51:52

is it? Can that be my own opinion? Honestly

51:58

People know our favorite. On a credit

52:00

for the good he does, this is a good

52:03

man. It doesn't deserve any. The hate against. This.

52:05

Now this is what I'm talking about. What I read:

52:07

com sec. Yeah this.

52:09

Is is dancing you the hell up. By.

52:13

The show called be Of That show. They don't invite each other

52:15

to hang out. There was a play on words.

52:19

Which. We just talked what are going

52:21

an asshole together throw yeah and we're all

52:23

gonna be an ally together. Suits day porters

52:25

a champ for deal with these guys. Are

52:28

side I'm in Vr shows up

52:31

as guys. Are guys

52:33

word shadow down with this guy Davis?

52:35

Such an ego typical as have. A.

52:38

Go of his out as they got worse

52:40

like that. Oh.

52:45

Wow! fun of World is ending. We all gotta

52:47

agree to take these people. Here are some people

52:49

really don't like as I wrote why. I

52:52

like I've been pretty not white but this

52:54

is not the vehicle I won't be not

52:56

like like as other areas where a meaner

52:58

than this. Year. As or like

53:00

we're pretty. Law. We all

53:02

gotta agree that we gotta go

53:04

first when the world's ending. They.

53:07

Hit us that much. There's so

53:09

many people are probably gotta go before

53:11

us, right? Garnier? Yeah

53:14

like I'm a bad people. Yeah. The

53:17

Murderers Pedophile Urs pedophile. This is a lot

53:19

of get any any on paper you're alive.

53:21

Does anyone even like the same guy police

53:23

my white as I don't watch his podcast

53:26

the Sounds of Labyrinth of As It's yeah

53:28

you watch it or else you would be

53:30

taken the times with all. try the most

53:32

any on Pay Birch. If you watch them

53:35

pay attention to it's you wanna be commenting

53:37

you're a liar and the on papers. Yeah

53:39

I do not Even on paper your online

53:41

correct. Like

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53:48

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