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the come forward because everyone's saying all

3:39

the stuff about are. You. Know

3:41

I felt pretty odd about this one. Yeah.

3:45

i'm wondering are you guys are going

3:47

to feel about the soon as i

3:49

feel bad that she has cancer in

3:51

the sense that i feel bad ah

3:53

i'm anybody has cancer that i don't

3:55

hold a grudge against like nobody wants

3:58

anybody to get cancer right Even

4:00

people I have a grudge, but I don't know her

4:02

person. I was going to say, I

4:04

wasn't devastated and sad. No, I just

4:06

felt bad that the internet bullied her

4:08

into being like, I have cancer, even

4:10

though she's going through such a tough

4:12

time. I fully believed

4:14

the conspiracy. I was like, she's dead. This is a

4:17

clone. You were one of those... You were actually one

4:19

of those... Yeah, my hand up. I

4:21

apologize. I don't feel bad about that though at all.

4:23

You feel bad that she has cancer. Yeah. I

4:26

mean, she's what do they call the

4:28

princess of Wales? For better

4:30

or for worse, when you marry

4:33

into the royal family, you sign

4:36

a social contract that your

4:38

life is public. So it's going to be very

4:40

difficult to hide the fact that you have cancer.

4:43

So whether she's bullied for us, I

4:48

think some people

4:51

have been able to do it. I think the guy

4:53

from Black Panther did it pretty

4:55

well. Yeah, do you have a spokesman? Yeah,

4:57

he went through such a long time. Yeah,

5:00

and kept it quiet. But when you're in

5:02

the... And I mean, there's no comparison obviously

5:04

between an actor, a Hollywood actor and the

5:07

princess of Wales. So yeah, I feel it's

5:09

just awful. Anytime anyone gets cancer, it's sad.

5:13

Yeah. Because people are trying to like break into her

5:17

records and all that stuff. Nothing's surprising. Family

5:20

is a family that everybody wants to know

5:22

about. Travis

5:25

Kelsey, the host, are you

5:27

smarter than a fifth grader? Probably

5:29

be very funny. I kind of like that. Yeah.

5:32

I looked at this and I thought it fit. I

5:34

thought it just made sense to me for some reason.

5:36

Yeah. I could see it. I feel

5:38

like it already happened in another world. I don't think I am

5:40

smarter than a fifth grader. Who

5:43

hosted this last time? Foxworthy. Jeff

5:46

Foxworthy or someone else? I

5:49

don't know why I wanted to say Chris Hansen. That's

5:51

the wrong guy. No, that's the guy who's

5:53

getting... That's another young... That's the catch-up partner.

5:55

That's a different fifth grader show, Bree. Different

5:57

fifth grader show. I thought there was somebody...

6:00

else who did it too. That's

6:03

it? She seems like she'd be good

6:06

at it. Like I feel like what are you doing in

6:08

fifth grade or you gotta be pretty quick. Yeah.

6:10

Yeah is this a game for us to play here? Yeah we do

6:12

have questions for you. Is this for us to part smaller than fifth

6:14

grade if you guys want? Oh I'm definitely smarter than fifth grade. I

6:17

hope we all are. I think we

6:19

should see. Alright yeah I think we

6:21

should see. These are like genius fifth

6:23

graders typically though no? I just like don't

6:25

remember fifth grade. This shit was mad long

6:27

ago. I love

6:32

salamanders. They're already getting weird with

6:34

it but I'm gonna say false.

6:38

They're begging us to say false here.

6:40

They're begging us to say false. They

6:42

are so you think it's true? This

6:44

has nothing to do with our knowledge. It doesn't

6:47

mean out thinking the people on our panel. I'm

6:49

gonna say false even though I think it's true.

6:52

Okay. Okay. Oh false yes. Alright

6:54

cool. Yes. This isn't am I

6:56

smart at fifth grade. This is am I smarter than Devin

6:58

in Austin. I don't think we need these questions.

7:01

I think these are pulled from the actual show. Okay.

7:04

Sure. Okay. Which US state is

7:06

the largest? Texas

7:08

right? I was gonna say Texas. I see

7:11

everything I think I'm like I don't want

7:13

to say. Oh California's big. I'm gonna say

7:15

California. Texas. Alaska. Fuck I

7:17

was gonna say that but no one remembers

7:20

Alaska. I was asking trick ass questions. Alright.

7:22

They're being punk ass, trick ass. Excluding

7:24

Antarctica. I'm a Canadian so I always

7:27

have an out. The

7:29

farthest South? Australia? Is that

7:31

stupid? South? Excluding

7:37

Antarctica which continent reaches

7:39

the farthest South? Excluding

7:44

Antarctica. God

7:50

geography was not my- I'm gonna say

7:52

Africa. If this were math I'd be

7:54

our age. That's where my head was

7:56

going Africa but I'm gonna

7:58

go with Africa. I

8:01

said that. I said Australia. South

8:04

America seems so obvious. It seems too

8:06

obvious. A-blinking,

8:09

yeah. Sure, A-blinking.

8:12

In the sentence, Dave is a very handsome man. What

8:14

part of speech is the word very? Adjective?

8:18

Oh, I didn't even know how that question, the format

8:20

of that question. Adverb?

8:24

Adverb? Fuck.

8:28

See, I told- Guys, we should've narrowed

8:30

this. We should've narrowed

8:32

this. We should've narrowed

8:35

this. I'll just read the question, you

8:37

guys answered. In our solar system, which planet is furthest away

8:39

from the sun? Didn't

8:42

it used to be like Pluto? Pluto's

8:46

about exile. But

8:48

no, it's not a planet anymore. It's not a planet anymore, guys.

8:50

Don't go with that. Imagine being a planet forever and there's a

8:53

dwarf planet. It's a dwarf planet.

8:56

The dwarf planet. Fuck,

8:58

I'm just gonna say like- I'm

9:01

playing Travis Kelsey right now. I'm just reading

9:03

the question. Venus. Neptune,

9:06

I said that. Neptune, fuck. Who

9:10

wrote the famous play Romeo and Juliet? Shakespeare.

9:12

Shakespeare. Get off me. Thank

9:16

you, thank you. Backyard's

9:18

50 feet long and 20 feet wide. Square footage.

9:22

How do you do square footage? I don't do

9:24

square footage. I don't

9:27

do square footage. Who does square footage? I'm not a fucking-

9:29

I'm not a lady. I'm

9:32

gonna say 1,000 square feet. Nice job.

9:37

I told you to put the numbers on the board and I'm good.

9:40

Photosynthesis. Photosynthesis.

9:44

Nice, guys. I think you're right. What is the

9:46

capital of Australia? It's

9:48

fucking- I don't know, Sydney. Sydney? No,

9:50

I don't think it is. I think it's

9:52

Perth. It's Perth, yeah.

9:54

Because I know people always say Sydney, but it's not

9:57

that way. We were totally not even close. Never

10:00

heard of that. I knew it wasn't Sydney though. I knew it

10:02

wasn't so I mean great. I'll say

10:05

we're smarter We don't know what the fifth graders did

10:07

and by the way, that's just memorization if they're in

10:09

class big fucking whoop I thought it's been a while

10:11

since fifth grade. Yeah, this is bullshit

10:13

this next thing Tana mojo likes the Tampa

10:15

Edition Hotel I also saw Who's

10:20

the real estate guy Sirhants.

10:23

Yeah, he went viral because they like

10:25

posting they upgrade him to a suite.

10:27

Let me say this Alright wallet or

10:29

for pork podcast Tana mojo posted about

10:32

saying the addition Tampa calling the hotel

10:34

beautiful and the hotel left for custom

10:36

Cookies and bottom away there. I

10:38

don't know that they're doing this Just

10:40

because I ripped them apart The

10:43

tech that let me say it again, and I'm

10:45

glad it keeps coming up The

10:47

Tampa Bay Edition is the worst

10:49

hotel in America. It's the most

10:51

overpriced ripoff now Whether they

10:53

paid her to do this for free Tana

10:56

mojo by proxy almost should

10:58

be in prison for promoting

11:01

the Tampa Bay Edition It's

11:03

that bad of a hotel I'm

11:06

thinking I'm thinking Tana. They gave Tana

11:08

the room for free gave her all

11:10

these goodies She doesn't know how expensive

11:12

the room probably is and she's like, oh,

11:14

this is sweet I'm getting all this free stuff and it's like

11:17

relatively nice But if she saw the price

11:19

of the room, maybe she wouldn't think it was

11:21

all that I'm texting her

11:24

Right now she posted like 15 stories about

11:26

it the Tampa Bay You

11:29

should be in prison for promoting the Tampa

11:31

Bay. You should be Locked

11:34

up and thrown

11:36

in prison for

11:39

promoting the

11:42

Tampa Bay Now

11:44

here's what the Tampa Bay Edition doesn't really

11:46

get if they're like we're not gonna try

11:48

to Do anything to lower prices make it

11:51

right. They haven't said a word to me

11:54

My word great Tana go do your thing

11:57

my word in this carries probably

12:00

a billion act like I am Seen

12:03

as somebody who like Tana's an influencer

12:06

through and through like posting hotels. She

12:08

probably post a lot of us I

12:10

never talk about hotels until the Tampa

12:12

Bay Edition. I go do pizza reviews.

12:14

I review I give honest reviews the

12:16

Tampa Bay Edition for

12:19

a normal human They

12:22

they should be locked up Tana should be

12:24

locked up It's the most overpriced garbage in

12:26

the world and I stayed shout

12:28

out global ambassador and

12:31

four season four seasons in Boston Global ambassador

12:33

four seasons 2500 the room was 10x 10x

12:38

What the addition was I paid five

12:40

grand the global edition now. They were

12:42

super nice left Like

12:45

presents for Miss Peaches. They had my

12:47

favorite snacks forget it the room itself

12:50

100x Tampa Bay

12:52

Edition that hotel should be

12:54

bold You know, what's five grand a night

12:56

is those huts on the water and

12:59

Bora Bora? Yeah, that is

13:01

crazy the Tampa Bay that's if

13:03

the Tampa Bay Edition was charging 900

13:05

bucks for that sweet I think all

13:07

right. It's a little bit overpriced five

13:09

grand knocked the hotel down knock

13:12

the Tampa Bay Edition down Yeah, they're

13:14

robbing people blind that's rubbing and

13:17

then Tana mojo They got Tana mojo on

13:19

that sir. You should be That

13:22

I bet that's not a coincidence I

13:24

do not think that you're starting to

13:27

see Tampa influencers being like, oh,

13:29

this is a great hotel They'll take a

13:31

paycheck that don't they'll do anything They're

13:33

probably doing a pay addition like

13:36

crypto coins I I

13:38

do think I doubt Tana knows about

13:41

you talking about it or how expensive it

13:43

is now We

13:45

trying to do good PR for us we just

13:47

know I actually I actually believe that like I

13:49

don't think You know,

13:52

I talked to Brooke. Yeah, I talked

13:54

Brooke like every day Yeah,

13:56

because she tagged me. Yeah being like

13:58

we didn't miss They did

14:01

like 300 shows or something and they weren't

14:03

late once. They're like, Dave would be proud.

14:05

I don't know if I was proud. I

14:07

was stunned. Like, that's good. Good for you

14:09

guys. That is great. That is great. Yeah.

14:12

So I was like, great job. And I heard

14:14

you and Josh made up, but this now, Tana,

14:17

it's got to go to jail. That sucks for

14:19

her. A bill of hell. Jail. Jail.

14:22

Maybe she doesn't know how much the rooms cost. That's

14:25

what I'm saying. That's what I think. We did say

14:28

that twice. Yeah. Because if

14:30

you're like, oh, they're so good at Tampa

14:32

Bay Edition, five grand for that piece of

14:34

trash, please. Millie

14:37

Bobby Brown is a Karen. Millie

14:39

Bobby Brown calls those Karens for revealing that she

14:41

leaves reviews under a fake name. Millie says her

14:44

whole life is having people criticize her, so she's

14:46

going to give it back sometimes thinks it's important

14:48

to know where you went wrong. All

14:50

right. That's me being like, yeah, you got to

14:52

let the Tampa Bay Edition know. Yeah,

14:56

that's actually true. I don't think this is, she's

14:58

very much a Karen in this video, but

15:00

she's just so well focused. She's coming in.

15:03

What is she's in a new movie? I saw something. Her

15:05

movie, Damsel. Yes. Did

15:07

you see it? Yeah, no, I just saw her. I

15:10

watched it. How was it? Did you like

15:12

it, Bree? I honestly, yeah, I love

15:14

Millie Bobby Brown. I think it's like probably not

15:16

that good of a movie, but she crushed it.

15:20

Okay. Happy Gilmore

15:22

2 is in the works.

15:24

Do we have to watch this video of her being a Karen?

15:27

No, it's basically what the headline says. Okay. Happy

15:30

Gilmore 2 is in the works. Nice.

15:32

Excited. You got to be

15:34

delicate. You got to be delicate with it. Oh

15:36

yeah. Good. Yeah.

15:39

I wonder what's the lane they go

15:41

down for the second one? Because he's

15:43

old, right? Like Adam Sandler's old at this

15:45

point. Like in the movie world, I'm not

15:47

saying he's like an old man. I guess

15:49

he's like, you know, not as young

15:51

as he was when he filmed the first one, but

15:53

I mean the thing about golf is he could still

15:56

definitely be on poor reasonably. Yeah. Right.

15:59

So do you think it's like, is it? like last last

16:01

tour kind of maybe shoot

16:03

him a Gavin's like as a

16:05

kid is now a bully on tour or something

16:07

or he like comes out he comes back for

16:09

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made out to be the face of evil generally

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that's not really the case okay

17:25

damn I don't know if I really feel

17:27

bad for this guy yeah it's a tough

17:29

situation but you put on the

17:31

event yeah like I don't

17:33

know snapped at people that were mad and

17:36

you were evil the worst version of yourself

17:38

seems like you're crazy buddy yeah

17:40

and he looks evil even in this picture

17:42

yeah look at his eyes you know when

17:44

people like smile with their eyes he's frowning with

17:47

his eyes yeah yeah yeah

17:49

it looks like he's growling nicola

17:53

pelts back him cut her husband brooklyn back him

17:55

from her movie nicole pence baucom says brooklyn back

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home is really upset she cut his scene from

18:00

her director of debut in new film Lola. Nicola says

18:02

she had one line but he kept saying a British

18:04

accent was staring directly into the camera. Although she cut

18:06

him and said she wouldn't have been able to make

18:09

the film without his massive support. Who

18:11

cares? What does Beckham care? It's

18:13

kind of funny. I don't want him in the movie

18:15

anyways. It's like Beckham like do your own thing. I

18:18

get it. Yeah, let her have her

18:20

show and do your own. Let her have a moment.

18:22

And I respect the decision. I respect the

18:24

decision. No Nepo there. 2024

18:28

World Happiness Report for the first time since the

18:30

report was released 12 years ago. The United States

18:32

didn't crack the top 10 happiest countries. We came

18:34

in at 23. I

18:36

believe that. Everyone's fucking miserable here. Yeah,

18:39

everyone's like all fucked up and goes

18:41

to therapy and is all fucking sad.

18:44

Here's the list. Finland. I buy it.

18:46

Denmark, buy it. Iceland, buy it. Sweden,

18:49

buy it. Israel, do not buy it.

18:52

Netherlands, buy it. At number five? Yeah, that

18:54

seems like maybe this was taken before all

18:56

hell broke loose there. Luxembourg, buy

18:58

it. Switzerland, buy it. Australia, buy

19:00

it. New Zealand, buy it. Costa

19:02

Rica, buy it. Kuwait, winning the

19:05

guest at Austria, buy it. Canada,

19:07

no. Belgium, yes. Ireland, Chet.

19:09

What? Chet's

19:12

name? Canada is definitely up there. I would

19:15

buy Canada. Is that Chet?

19:18

What is that? Chet's? Czechia.

19:20

What is Chet's? Czechia. One

19:24

of the happiest countries in the world. Interesting. Lithuania

19:26

and the United Kingdom. Do you think Canada belongs

19:28

up? I tell you, everyone's miserable in Canada. Aren't

19:30

half of Canada is trying to leave Canada, Josh?

19:33

Why would people be miserable in Canada? Isn't

19:36

part of Canada trying to defect from Canada?

19:38

But didn't work, though. You mean Quebec? Quebec,

19:41

yeah. You're talking about Quebec? Yeah,

19:43

I think that whole resurgence

19:45

happens every once in a while. But,

19:48

no, people are happy. Let me get the fuck out of here.

19:52

I mean, I don't know. I think that's pretty

19:54

happy. I

19:56

think it's definitely happier than, definitely happier than...

20:00

than the United States, but I don't

20:02

think it's going in the right –

20:04

I will say there's more

20:07

division in Canada than I think I've

20:09

ever seen before being a Canadian.

20:11

So it's not going in the

20:14

right direction. I think Finland won like four years in

20:16

the world. Finland's always happy. Yeah, no,

20:18

Finland's always happy. Yeah, they just know what's up over there.

20:20

I feel like they might be – Tons

20:22

of blondes that are rolling around keeping everybody

20:24

happy. That might be what – Sweden. Sweden

20:27

both. They might be a little too happy though. Like annoyingly

20:29

happy. We've done that three times. Miley

20:32

Cyrus named Disney Legend. No

20:37

shit. Duh. File

20:39

that into Duh. Yeah,

20:41

obviously. Oh, I didn't even

20:43

know that Disney Legends were a thing though.

20:45

Jamie Lee Curtis and Angela Bassen. These

20:49

are Disney Legends? Kelly Ripon Harrison Ford. Kelly,

20:51

where's the last name? Harrison Ford? Harrison's definitely

20:53

a Disney Legend. Kelly Ripon? Who the fuck? Kelly

20:56

Ripon? Is that the

20:58

blonde girl that has that daytime show?

21:00

Yeah. Why is she a Disney Legend? Oh.

21:04

ABC. Kelly and – it used to

21:06

be Regis and Kelly. Regis and Kelly, yeah. Yeah,

21:11

yeah. This headline again, Bryce Hall versus

21:13

Taylor. Holder, bare knuckle fight. Bryce

21:15

Hall says, bare knuckle FC. We'll be in touch

21:17

with Taylor Holders to have a fight between the

21:19

two. Okay.

21:22

I will not talk about that until they're in

21:24

the ring. Because I don't think

21:26

it's ever happening. Yeah, fair enough. Iza

21:30

Gonzalez says she's lost roles because of her

21:32

looks. Iza Gonzalez, she's been told she's too

21:34

pretty, too hot for so many projects. She

21:37

says it's disappointing. Overly

21:40

sexualized idea of a Latin woman

21:42

that her white friends weren't experiencing.

21:44

Well, you can be too hot

21:46

for roles. Yeah.

21:48

Yeah. I mean, that's like – I feel

21:50

like that's not a bad problem to have. No,

21:53

it's better than being too ugly for pretty

21:55

roles. But just like ugly people

21:57

aren't going to play a role that maybe

21:59

– And like the wolf of

22:01

Wall Street, you're not having Melissa McCarthy

22:03

be the lead, you know? Yeah,

22:05

like if you're trying to be like the girl

22:08

next door kind of like comes into character and

22:10

like, but if you're just walking around like Eliza

22:13

Gonzalez, you're just like obviously the

22:15

hottest girl in the world. Right.

22:19

So you're not going to be the dorky loser

22:21

and stuff like that. So yeah, that's the way

22:23

the cookie crumbles. Boo hoo, you're too hot. Yeah,

22:25

I don't know. You should cry about this one.

22:29

Uh, Boeing executive set to

22:31

resign. And

22:33

this is after what, the movie

22:35

about it or something? The whistleblower

22:37

that mysteriously. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep.

22:41

XQC buys new clothes instead of doing

22:43

laundry. I don't really know who XQC

22:45

is, the streamer, but I don't. Okay.

22:49

He is a big streamer. Yeah, that's fine. I don't

22:51

care any. Yeah. At

22:54

least he's donating the other clothes. Yeah. He's

22:56

donating the clothes he doesn't buy. So he's donating his

22:59

dirty clothes? Well,

23:01

I'm sure they get washed. Everyone donates there.

23:03

But if he washes it, why not keep

23:05

it? And why do you have to buy

23:07

new ones? I'm saying I'm sure the lawn,

23:09

like the place that takes the clothes washes

23:11

the clothes. Typically. Kai

23:14

Sannet involved in a live police chase. Kai Sannet was

23:16

watching a live police chase when Leslie turned out to

23:18

be one of his fans. The alleged man involved in

23:20

the car chase, one Instagram live says, watching Kai's stream.

23:22

Kai yelled at the man at the blow over. This

23:25

seems like a stop. He's steamed

23:27

and maybe it's not, but I, these

23:29

streamers are just, can you

23:32

top this? Can you top this? Can you top

23:34

this? So it's tough to believe. This

23:36

is like the most, I feel like streamers are taking

23:38

over. I haven't like heard about streamers and now all

23:40

I see and hear of is like sketch

23:42

and Kai and the guy that's always with

23:45

sketch. They're kind of crushing. Jinxy.

23:47

Yes. I

23:49

thought this, I thought this police

23:52

chase thing happened like a long, long time ago. Do

23:56

we know if this is like really old news? That

23:59

would be on our. Our crack staff is

24:02

fact checking right now. That

24:04

would be a real shame if we're talking about something

24:06

old. And on top

24:08

of that I'm pretty sure from what

24:11

I saw it seemed like he was like, oh

24:13

pull over, do this, do that. Like Kai was

24:15

saying stuff. Oh that's not that bad. Okay, okay.

24:17

Not that bad. Are we sure? I swear I

24:19

saw this months ago. Maybe they do it a

24:21

lot. Maybe it

24:23

was a different thing. Alex Cooper

24:26

for Skims. Alex Cooper is the face

24:28

of Kim Kardashian's Skims wedding shop. Yeah,

24:32

you don't like that. Obviously. No. Hate it. Hate Kim

24:34

Kardashian. He

24:36

looks great though. Hate

24:39

it. Is

24:42

Dave going to Alex's wedding? No.

24:44

Wasn't. What?

24:47

You're not? No. I

24:49

did. Let me see here. Is

24:53

it a small wedding? Uh-oh.

25:00

I texted her February 24th. It's bullshit I

25:02

didn't get invited to your wedding. Good for

25:05

you. What did she say? And what did

25:07

she say? She said Dave,

25:09

three crying emoji faces. It's just family,

25:11

a couple friends. It's very small. How

25:13

are you doing post breakup? Your dog

25:15

is very cute. I

25:18

wouldn't have gone anyways. I

25:20

like to say no. You like to be invited.

25:22

I like to be invited so I can be

25:24

like, no thanks, I'm busy. Would you go to

25:27

me and Josh's wedding if we had one? Depends

25:29

where it is, but probably. Like

25:31

if Josh is, your girlfriend's from

25:34

where Josh? Brazil? Yeah. Not going to

25:36

Brazil. So write that in your notes.

25:39

If you want Dave to attend, you can't do it in Brazil. You

25:43

don't like destination weddings? Not

25:45

Brazil, no. Not particularly. What

25:48

if it was a different destination? How far is the

25:50

plane ride? It's Brazil. Oh, you are

25:52

not up for that plane ride, trust me. It's going to

25:54

be like 12, 16 hours. Yeah, so

25:56

you do what you want. You tell Gabby if we're

25:58

getting married and we want to. want Dave

26:00

there like only half hours from Miami

26:02

still still okay it's still in Miami

26:05

oh I'd fly to Brazil Josh thank

26:08

you thank you Dan

26:11

Bazzarian figured out he likes monogamy after years

26:13

of his sex with multiple women's aid Dan

26:15

Bazzarian reveals he's realized it's actually better be

26:17

with one woman who enjoys spending time with

26:20

having a mental connection with Wow I

26:22

don't think that's like that crazy of a

26:24

statement if you find the one right yeah

26:27

no funny

26:30

that he thinks it's like

26:32

this big aha moment yeah

26:35

right alpha male boot

26:37

camp goes viral and alpha male boot camp in

26:39

California called the modern-day night project on viral if

26:41

a video released one of the instructors yelling at

26:44

the men in class according to their website

26:46

the course runs from Tuesday Friday cause 18

26:48

grand is this real let's see wait this

26:50

is not even like they're not even in

26:53

the military or anything there's being alphas yeah yeah

26:55

yeah to the clip just alpha man I feel like

26:58

this could be fake I

27:25

think there's fake him he's not even

27:27

that scary like he's in the wall

27:29

of access to life you

27:32

just like that for so much yeah I

27:34

thought it like he didn't feel like he really

27:36

even believed what you know what are you getting

27:38

out of this if you're got like you just

27:40

get walked on for a week yeah you're gonna

27:42

be like I went to alpha camp fake I

27:44

think there's fake you have to be a real

27:46

mark what that so this

27:48

is their website it's actually real no

27:51

that doesn't mean it's real I believe everything

27:53

I see on the I

27:55

think it's real a bunch of solar classes

27:57

yeah I think it's fake it Oh

28:00

my god, I would die to see you

28:02

two go to the Alpha camp. I think it's fake

28:04

as fuck. Do you think

28:06

you guys could survive the Alpha camp? No,

28:09

not if that's real. But

28:13

Dave, I say we go do it and we get

28:15

miked up and we go undercover. Please, please. Oh

28:18

my god, it's in California. That's

28:21

also very strange, the way it's

28:23

like everything's sold out, but there's

28:25

17 spots left on the

28:28

hand when that hasn't happened yet. Well,

28:31

two spots for you guys. But

28:34

look, dude, it's helped other men

28:36

flip the switch. That might be what

28:38

we need. I'm

28:41

not getting to eat right, guys. I'm

28:44

not going on a cold tub. I'm not pretending

28:46

I'm a marine. You have to be

28:48

a Walmart subscriber to use self-checkout. That's

28:51

fucked. Why

28:54

would they do that? What? Also,

28:57

what benefits do I get from subscribing

28:59

to Walmart? Do you guys have shows? Do

29:01

you have originals? I think you get free

29:04

shipping. Yeah, maybe. It's 13 bucks

29:06

a month. Gosh. Damn.

29:10

You have to be going to Walmart enough where you

29:12

need self-checkout where that would make sense for

29:14

your budget. You

29:17

got to be saving money. What we're doing here on

29:20

the Austin program

29:23

is fake headlines. New

29:26

movie about the devil earned $666,666 on the first day

29:28

of release. No

29:33

it didn't. Yeah, that's

29:35

a fake headline right there. It's

29:37

the fakest headline ever. No

29:39

more fake headlines, please. Austin, make a note.

29:43

Like. Noted. Let's

29:45

not talk about fake headlines. Noted.

29:47

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30:46

Terry, yummy. Is dating Landon Barco? She's in the

30:48

new video. Is that where we're supposed to believe

30:50

Landon Barco released a new music video over you?

30:53

I was going to say they're dating Dave. Well,

30:55

the last week we said they were. Landon

30:58

Barco released a new music video over you

31:00

and Terry Yummy is playing character people think

31:02

is meant to be Charlie DeMalo. Landon and

31:04

Terry also shut down dating rumors and drawbacks.

31:06

Okay, so they're not dating. There you're happy,

31:08

Bri. Yeah,

31:10

you never said DeMalo instead of D'Mayo.

31:12

You're happy there's no love? What'd

31:15

you say Josh? I said you're happy there's no

31:17

love. Well, yeah, I didn't think, I don't think

31:19

they should be together. Why?

31:23

I don't know. I just not. It doesn't seem like a

31:25

fit in my head. I feel like Tara needs a

31:27

Tara. Sorry. Tara needs like

31:29

an outgoing loud dude or

31:32

something to match her

31:34

energy. Euphoria season three is in jeopardy.

31:36

Delayed film once again because the creator

31:38

show Sam Levinson's alleged not done the

31:40

script. There's room to be set sometime

31:42

in the future. The actors will likely

31:44

not be playing high schoolers. The in

31:46

demand actors are on the show, are

31:48

allowed to pursue other opportunities in the

31:50

meantime. That's fine.

31:52

The show crumbled anyways. It

31:54

did. I turned into like a

31:56

musical. People are gonna shit on me for

31:58

saying that but it lost. touch I think. The

32:03

quiet on set Nickelodeon documentary. You guys were

32:06

talking a little bit this before. I

32:08

haven't watched this but I guess it's really

32:11

a hard watch. Dark side of

32:13

kids TV. Yeah, it's really really sad.

32:16

And Drake Bell. Specifically like the

32:18

Dan Schneider Nickelodeon. Yeah. Did

32:21

you watch it Josh? I

32:23

haven't watched it. I've

32:25

obviously seen clips and like watched you know segments

32:27

that have been kind of cut down and put

32:29

out on social but no I

32:32

haven't turned it on yet. I mean

32:34

there was like two actual pedophiles on

32:36

set working with the children that like

32:38

got arrested for being

32:41

pedophiles and like sending

32:43

children like pictures

32:45

and then Drake Bell got

32:48

assaulted. It's really creepy. A lot

32:50

of scary stories. Scary. So I

32:52

say if you have a child never let them be a child actor.

32:55

Were we back in the mix on this? Was

32:57

something Josh Peck said during our? It

32:59

wasn't. I mean it wasn't. It was just the way

33:01

that he talked about Drake because he didn't say anything

33:03

publicly after Drake came out with this. So people were

33:06

like you didn't support him and then our clips went

33:08

re-viral of him basically being like we were friends. We

33:10

were never close. I don't

33:12

think that's fair to nobody knew

33:14

about Drake being assaulted.

33:16

So I think it's not

33:19

fair to joke Josh Peck about it. Even Drake said

33:21

don't attack him. Yeah I was

33:23

gonna say Drake did post something and was like

33:25

hey lay off Josh Peck. He's like called me

33:27

and like we've talked and he's been someone that

33:29

has like been a ear for me

33:31

to like kind of you know talk to and what not.

33:33

So yeah I think

33:35

it's such a crazy situation.

33:38

It's crazy to throw. Yeah something that serious

33:40

shouldn't be like public opinion thing. Caitlin

33:45

Clark women's tournament and NCAA tournament updates. I mean

33:47

I follow this closely. I like the women's game

33:49

almost more than the men's this year because of

33:52

all the stars in it. They'll

33:54

be going to Albany if

33:57

Iowa plays LSU in the

33:59

elite. I will be there. So

34:01

I'm closely watching that. Oh, yeah We

34:05

could probably get once this term is done. I think

34:07

Caitlin would probably come on BFS. I

34:09

know I think she's cool Yeah, I'm

34:11

gonna try to get her to ball One

34:14

is that shows to sing revival in Iowa? What

34:19

you know how that remember me and Josh

34:21

I'm saying revival up Zach show You're

34:24

trying to try to get her to sing it. She's

34:26

gonna I already talked to her. Oh you talked to

34:28

Caitlin Clark More we've I've DMed

34:30

her started talking to her last year you did.

34:34

Yeah, I Love

34:36

Caitlin Clark. I was putting the she was brought up

34:38

in a meeting that brings a huge Caitlin Clark. I'm

34:40

a Caitlin Clark fucking Stan She's

34:43

sick. I Don't remember

34:45

you being in in the weeds with me when

34:47

I was very heavily in the weeds with our

34:49

last year when she'd like I don't remember that

34:52

either. I was getting attacked by the entire country.

34:54

Why I was I remember talking about that

34:57

on BFS Interesting.

34:59

I don't remember that and I told

35:01

her to come on. Let

35:03

me see. Let me check my dams with her. Oh Okay,

35:06

check the dams. I damned her last

35:08

year. I'm not lying Who do you close in between the

35:10

two of you with her? Well, you guys do you guys?

35:13

Yeah, we do. Yeah. No, we damn too.

35:15

We do. Yeah last year Okay,

35:18

people suck you don't do you? Mm-hmm. I got

35:21

You probably predate me, but that was last year.

35:23

No. No, I get it. You're

35:26

awesome So what I was saying Dave, maybe you've got

35:28

closer in the shorter period of time. I Just

35:32

I just hit her with good luck sounds like a custody

35:34

battle Did

35:38

you ask her come on BFS I haven't

35:40

yet no I Guess

35:42

just a race to who can ask her

35:44

first then. Yeah, I guess so rebel Wilson

35:46

versus a shebaron Cohen So,

35:49

what is this? She's rebel Wilson was coming out

35:52

with a book and Sasha Cohen tried to block

35:54

it So Rebel

35:58

Wilson. I've been oh wait working with a

36:00

massive asshole and she will talk about in

36:03

an upcoming book Rebel Rising. She later revealed

36:05

that that mega asshole is Sasha Barakoan and

36:07

that he hired a crisis PR manager's lawyers

36:09

to threaten her to stop writing about him.

36:11

Sasha's team said the claims are false and

36:13

there's no evidence to prove it. 2014 Rebel

36:16

has said Sasha won't do the naked scene

36:19

in the Brothers Grinsby movie when she denied

36:21

by a hot and when she denied he

36:23

hired a body double. Rebel said that Sasha

36:25

also wanted her to stick his finger up

36:27

his butt during the scene as a funny

36:30

bit. Sasha

36:32

is um Borat yeah? Yeah

36:34

Ali G Borat all the same

36:36

guy. Well this is

36:38

this is crazy. So funny. Well

36:41

it might be a creep. Well well

36:43

to clarify where

36:46

did she say he was a creep? He

36:48

was making a comedy movie and asked them

36:51

to shove a finger up a butt kind of a part of

36:53

the movie. I

36:55

don't know that's weird. Didn't

36:58

she say someone else? Is she the

37:00

one who was like nevermind.

37:06

What? What? What were

37:08

you getting to say? I feel

37:10

like this is the second time. Yeah she

37:12

did something like that's court. Rebel Wilson said

37:16

somebody tried to like make fun of her but

37:18

I stick a finger up the butt. This is

37:20

bull butt offense. By the way

37:23

I'm pretty sure that's what I thought. What is this? Rebel

37:26

Wilson ordered to repay millions in

37:28

defamation case? She

37:32

wanted defamation case and I had to pay most of

37:34

it back. Why?

37:36

Meteos over articles that

37:38

she portrayed her as a serial liar. They

37:43

want to peel and went from 4.1 million to 600 grand. I don't

37:45

know we're getting

37:49

into an area where we

37:51

don't know. Yeah we're talking out

37:53

of our ass. Talking out

37:57

of our ass because of the finger.

38:00

last thing. Damn.

38:02

Well. Diddy. Anyways,

38:11

move on. Let's get out of this one.

38:14

Other crazy shit. Diddy's house was raided by

38:16

Homeland Security. This

38:18

is crazy. And now,

38:20

did he like fled the country or some shit? Yeah.

38:23

I saw that too. What's

38:25

going on? Diddy, early today, Homeland

38:27

Security, New York executed a law

38:29

enforcement action as part of an

38:32

ongoing investigation of existence with HJI

38:34

LA, HSI Miami,

38:36

and our local law enforcement partners would

38:38

provide further information. His home was raided.

38:40

After Diddy's home was raided, he was

38:42

seen pacing around in the Miami airport.

38:44

Diddy's private jet has allegedly landed in

38:46

Antigua, although it's clear, uncle did he's

38:48

there. It was

38:51

raided for possible sex

38:53

trafficking investigation. Crazy. What

38:56

is going on? Yeah,

38:58

so crazy. Insane. Also,

39:00

how did he get that heads up? That's what

39:02

I want to know. How did he get the

39:05

heads up that he was about to get raided?

39:07

Because you think it's a coincidence. You just happened

39:09

to be flying up the country because I doubt

39:11

it. Yeah. I mean, yeah, someone definitely tips him.

39:14

Corruption, man. Crazy. Drake,

39:19

J Cole and Kendrick Lamar have a beef

39:21

for the last decade. Drake and Kendrick Mars

39:24

suddenly been thrown distance at one another. This

39:26

came to a head after Kendrick threw direct

39:28

shots of Drake and J Cole on his

39:30

verse on song like that with Metro Boomin

39:32

and Future, Metro and Drake also have beef.

39:36

If you guys want to talk about great, I

39:38

don't really know anything about this and I don't

39:40

really care. Josh, you like rap. Do you know

39:42

about this? I'm not going to rap or rap

39:44

or rap or it

39:46

is a little bit of a rap

39:49

for everyone's like choosing sides. People are

39:51

unfollowing Drake. Rick Ross, his son, followed

39:53

Drake. I think it's pretty crazy. I

39:55

think this is an album move.

39:58

That's what I think, right? It's like Oh, we're all

40:00

gonna be successful like now this album is like

40:03

becoming the most talked about album number one, right?

40:05

So Metro Boomin and all them like just smart

40:07

move for them Not that the album wouldn't have

40:09

done well But you know this just helps it

40:11

and then Drake and J Cole can now do

40:14

a collab album Come out with

40:16

that and kind of diss them back and

40:18

then everyone's just getting crazy album sales that's

40:20

my My idea because Metro

40:22

Boomin and Drake have worked together a bunch

40:24

like Metro Boomin has made millions of dollars

40:26

Probably I don't even know how you say

40:29

that guy's name like with a straight face

40:31

Metro Boomin. That's his like rap name It's

40:33

like he's a producer. He's a producer. He's

40:35

not a rat troll. He you know Boom,

40:39

he's making the beats and everything Metro

40:41

Boomin so it kind of makes sense for

40:43

that right like but yeah I just think

40:45

I just think when you look at it I

40:48

think there's got to be I think there's a

40:51

little bit of some like hey Let's like have some

40:53

fun with this rap beef. I don't know though. I'm not

40:55

you know on the inside You

40:57

know I just wanted to drink J Cole album who would you

41:00

go away? It's gonna be fun to watch I mean,

41:02

I'm I'm I would be on Drake and

41:04

J Cole side personally You know got a

41:06

represent sick. That's the way but also I

41:09

think it's just I think it's just

41:12

gonna be fun to watch Cuz we're just gonna get

41:14

great music out of it, so I'm happy either

41:16

way all right. Thanks for the win for the

41:18

rap community Yeah Yeah BFF

41:20

corner I Don't

41:23

know how much you go I the Brooke omen

41:25

I feel like I flushed her down the toilet

41:27

like the trash she is Yeah,

41:30

she's a racer profile she posts a video

41:33

big oh, I'll go I'll talk to Dave

41:35

I'll talk to Dave delete like the coward

41:37

she is I made a response video

41:39

being like alright. You want to do it Let's do it She

41:42

played the tough gal routine for about three

41:45

seconds. She's like hey I'll come in Wednesday

41:47

on this date and sit down with you

41:49

face to face Like let's fucking

41:51

do it you idiot you won't do

41:54

it then she bailed It

41:58

was like this is so I'm being

42:00

harassed. I'm a normal person like listen

42:02

you psycho No one even know who

42:04

the fuck you were if you didn't

42:06

keep posting I know and you're sad

42:08

you're being harassed when you go on

42:10

someone's hate page on reddit You

42:14

fucking dumb not to mention she

42:16

thinks we're dumb like people all

42:19

Screenshoted her post she literally has

42:21

a post out there that says

42:23

hey I was posting

42:25

on Zach's snark page, but it

42:27

was dead over there this so I came on

42:30

over here to liven things up like

42:32

she's a little attention-seeking piece of

42:34

shit and Then

42:36

she's she doesn't know me very well like

42:38

you if you hit someone with a feather I'll try

42:40

to knock your teeth out with a wrench metaphorically

42:43

speaking So

42:46

she's just like oh poor me what was

42:48

me it's like no one is sympathy for

42:50

you Just keep your mouth shut none of

42:52

this would have happened And then they're always

42:54

we're gonna sue you Dave like for what

42:56

you fucking clown so she's gone, right? Is

42:58

she erased herself now? Yeah, she went private

43:00

deleted her reddit, and then she stopped responding

43:03

to us Bruma out

43:05

like the trash. She was never gonna get in

43:07

the ring you coward of course. Oh, I'll do

43:09

it I there's nothing I knew more in the

43:11

history of the world than this Person

43:15

would never sit and I wouldn't either if I

43:17

was her we have all her idiotic and by

43:19

the way I'm sure

43:21

you see the dirt that was sent

43:23

to us about her from her friend

43:26

from her friends There's enough to stack

43:28

a mile high so yeah, no shit

43:30

She went private deleted everything and ran

43:32

away like the coward she has good

43:35

riddance this Get

43:37

off the table hopefully never have to mention that

43:40

piece of work's name again. This

43:42

was funny. This was really funny Jersey

43:44

Jerry who's been working us now for years?

43:48

Dia Sent Brianna a

43:50

DM. Hey Brianna. This is Jerry. I

43:52

work it. I work with

43:54

you at Barstool And I've

43:57

been asked to contact you from I don't even know

43:59

there and you just reply agree Jerry I know

44:01

who you are. It would be bananas not

44:03

snow. But like I've sat

44:05

down and had conversations with Jerry in

44:07

the office before. That's why I was like Jerry

44:09

I know who you are. Yeah and

44:12

that's Jerry being honest. I know. He's

44:14

a humble king. Jerry

44:18

from. This is like in high school

44:20

when someone's like yeah it's like they

44:23

think you're like pop more popular than them so they

44:25

have to go. Yeah it's Josh from high school. Like

44:27

Jerry I know who you are. Very

44:31

very very funny. Did

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did see this. I

45:37

did see a cat came back at me.

45:39

Yeah because I said I was smashing cats.

45:42

This is funny. You said you were

45:44

smashing cats? Yeah. This is two different

45:46

videos I think then. What? No.

45:48

Time out. Time out. What

45:51

are you doing? Making fun of cat people. Not literally

45:53

smal- What do you think I'm a fucking like

45:56

animal abuser? I think if you have cats

45:58

you're crazy. You're bashing

46:00

not smashing you guys don't let that

46:02

go out into the fucking hair like

46:05

Dave smashes like No, I

46:09

Was so I don't know no no

46:11

no nothing I so many terms you

46:14

should have said bashing that's smashing

46:16

whatever we're saying Sexual

46:19

that's like a sexual innuendo to

46:21

it that you like cats Guys

46:25

awesome. Yeah, this cats not bad

46:31

I don't hate you. I like cat.

46:33

Yeah, I like cats. Okay that

46:36

that's the exception that proves the rule

46:38

I Hear

46:40

me out tick-tock. I saw this too good This

46:45

was girls freaking out over me. So I'll take

46:47

it well, so would be like

46:49

you're gross I Don't

46:59

know why that song is hilarious Yeah,

47:02

he knows I'll take it. Usually it's

47:04

like he's gross. I'll take that Josh

47:08

went on Jake Shane's podcast Therapos.

47:11

Yep. Talk to us broken arm. There's read the

47:13

room help give advice to the pussies many cometers

47:15

thought Jake was flirting with Josh during The episode

47:17

why is he gay? Yes, he's

47:19

gay. Yes. Was he flirting with you? I think

47:22

we're just like Friendly, I

47:24

don't think yeah, I don't think he was flirting maybe

47:26

a little bit We have a very that's

47:28

just like how Jake and he goes by the name

47:30

of Joshua Richards and he is

47:32

so hot So

47:35

I wasn't there for this I was there it

47:37

was an honor to sit next to him. He

47:39

is hot He is funny and he is unfortunately

47:41

taken, but we get into that a little bit.

47:43

Yeah, that's not flirting No,

47:45

no, you're just compliment actively hot

47:51

RIP Jonathan crunch. Oh, okay. How he's pulling that

47:53

guy. He's been dead for a while that

47:55

but I thought yeah Yeah,

47:57

but it just became like a local

48:00

publication actually ran a story on it

48:02

so went viral again. Yeah. Oh,

48:05

I didn't see this. Dogs Up

48:07

for Adoption named after BFFs, Waldo's Rescue

48:09

Pen, a nonprofit dog rescue organization in

48:11

New York, named dogs that are up

48:13

for adoption after Barstool, Ploys, in honor

48:16

of Dave and Miss Peaches. So

48:18

we got a Brianna Chicken Fry, Josh

48:20

Richards, a Grace O'Malley, Tom Smokes, Miss

48:22

Peaches, and a Dave Portnoy. I

48:24

have liked pretty much everyone from Barstool. It's adorable

48:26

and a really good way to get people to

48:28

go look at Adopt- Good niggas. Josh

48:32

Richards is so fucking cute. Now I'm gonna have

48:34

to adopt it. That's what I was just looking at.

48:36

I'm like, I might have to go adopt the dog

48:38

Josh Richards. I know. They're

48:42

all so cute. So cute. Yeah.

48:45

Oh. But yeah, it's in New York. So if you

48:47

guys want to adopt a dog in New York, go

48:50

check out Waldo's Rescue Pen. Oh.

48:52

They're all so cute. So so cute.

48:55

That's the only one that people are pointing out

48:57

that this is Barstool. That's

49:01

hilarious. That's

49:03

hilarious. What

49:07

did Kate say about

49:09

that? I think she-

49:12

Barstool Nate. That's funny.

49:14

Look at Barstool Nate. Yeah.

49:17

That's a terrible mix too. Barstool

49:19

Nate should have been Barstool Kate. Yeah. But

49:22

I kind of like crazy looking dogs like that. It's

49:26

probably a fun and cute little rat dog. Yeah.

49:29

Um, I guess we can read comments

49:31

before we end this one. I have

49:33

suntan lotion getting into my eye. Oh.

49:35

I wish you're using protection. Yeah. You

49:39

like the new Miss Peaches app by the way? It's

49:41

actually sick. So we're still doing

49:44

every cent that Miss Peaches gets, we

49:47

donate to charities. She's up to like, she's

49:49

raised close to 500 grand now. Wow. Go

49:52

Miss Peaches. Yep. Closing

49:54

on 900,000 Instagram followers. We gotta get to that

49:56

Millie. Get to that Millie baby. Yep. Dave

50:00

would be the best dad. His loyalty is unreal

50:03

to the ones he loves. Children's are missing out.

50:05

Oh, it all goes Miss Peaches. I

50:07

guess you are, Dad. Miss Peaches is like you're good

50:09

now. I

50:12

made a Reddit account just to defend Bree and immediately got

50:14

banned from this page. I didn't know

50:16

that was a thing. When you enter a Snark page

50:18

and you disagree with them or say something positive,

50:20

you get banned because that's the rules of

50:22

the Reddit page, which is just a crazy

50:24

thing. Crazy. Yeah. Can

50:28

Josh get any more stunning? Geez. I

50:30

mean, thanks Anthony. Thanks Anthony. You

50:33

can always try for... That was actually my

50:35

roommate upstairs. He

50:39

call me Shat. I

50:41

don't feel as poor anymore now. What's

50:44

okay? I know. I

50:46

know. Me and Dave got the same laptop. Yeah,

50:48

I'm old school with a laptop. And every time

50:50

I show my headphones, people are like, why you

50:52

got the wired headphones? Yet there's articles all over

50:55

the internet that cool kids wear wired headphones. I

50:57

like wired headphones. Me too. Hey

50:59

Drake, Drake wears wired headphones, Dave. The other ones

51:01

fall out of my ears. Me too. And they're

51:03

just not as good. You lose them. Yeah, you

51:06

lose them too much. Imagine

51:11

an apology from Josh Richard's wet. Wet,

51:13

wet, wet, wet, wet. I

51:15

don't get it. I'm confused by this. That was in reference to the

51:17

apology to Brooke. That wasn't really an apology. Oh.

51:23

So if I said sorry,

51:25

this woman would then squirt? Seems that way.

51:28

Seems like, yeah. Although it seems

51:30

like you're getting a lot of guys. That could be a guy. Yeah,

51:32

that's... Oh, Gib-Gib-Gib. Gib-Gib.

51:36

Gib-Gib. Gib-O. Good.

51:39

Good. I'd take a chicken fry over

51:41

an almond any day. Yeah, chicken fries are way better

51:43

than almonds. Okay.

51:49

I don't have a voice in my head. I

51:51

still have thoughts. They just aren't in the form

51:53

of an inner voice. They're just in my head.

51:56

The first time I heard people had a voice in their head, I

51:59

thought people were messing with me. This

52:03

is where I can't wrap my head around

52:05

it. Like how do you have thoughts

52:07

that don't have a voice? Like a lot of people

52:09

were just saying it was visuals. That was the people that said

52:11

they don't have a voice in their head is they see things

52:13

rather than hear words. Okay.

52:17

That confuses me.

52:24

Who's taking the videos, Gate?

52:26

I see a lot of

52:28

people continually speaking of Ains,

52:30

Peaches, just came strolling over.

52:33

Hey, Miss Peaches. So

52:36

are you going to ignore that question, Dave? I've

52:38

already said there's a million different

52:40

people taking the videos. I have

52:43

Daniella, my assistant.

52:46

I have my Carmen, my

52:48

housekeeper. I have

52:51

Austin taking videos occasionally. Have your

52:53

housekeeper taking videos. If

52:55

I got to make content. Wow. He

52:58

doesn't give up. Hey,

53:00

Miss Peaches is needed by the world. Give

53:02

Austin a raise, dude. Dude

53:04

just knows Dave inside and out and keeps him on track.

53:07

Whatever. I'm not

53:09

choosing the comments. You also aren't. Not

53:12

true. Dave

53:14

was definitely bullied in high school. False.

53:19

Were you bullying or you just a nice guy? I

53:22

was not getting bullied and I'm not a

53:24

bully. I don't bully people. Like

53:27

if you're going to say I'm bullying Brooke Almond,

53:29

I'm not. Brooke Almond was trying to bully someone

53:31

else and then she got stuffed in a locker

53:34

and put an atomic wedgie in its fur fall.

53:36

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you bully the bullies.

53:39

Yes. You're a bully-bullier. Dave,

53:41

aging like milk, is bad.

53:43

By the way, by the way. It's

53:47

not good, man. It's not good. I'm

53:49

pretty fucking old. But

53:52

also if they looked at pictures of you younger, I

53:54

don't think they would say that. You're aging,

53:57

you look better now than you used to

53:59

look in fame. I think they meant to write fine.

54:02

I think they meant to write fine. They're confused

54:04

on Yelp, dawg. There's an asterisk that

54:06

says fine wine on Yelp. Yeah, it's a

54:08

hurdle, actually. Asshole.

54:12

How are they going to tease us telling us about Josh

54:14

spilling the tea about Charlene Landon like that? Yeah,

54:17

I'd want to know too, but you can't because we'll get

54:19

some. I would too. Yeah,

54:22

we'll go to President Michaela. If

54:25

Dave wasn't a part of this, nobody would watch. Sucks

54:27

to be you guys. Damn. What are we, Josh?

54:30

Nothing? Fucking

54:33

A. Dave and Bri are quite literally

54:35

my favorite people. Sorry, Josh. Still getting to know you, oh

54:37

well. They're my favorite. They're

54:40

my favorite. Is this your

54:42

first episode on the pod? Well, all

54:44

the other one just told Josh how sexy he was. True. True,

54:48

true that. But is this her first episode that

54:50

she watched or something? Like

54:53

how does she know? She just, she just,

54:55

she just watched like planned Bri and missed

54:57

Peaches videos. The only

54:59

thing Dave cares about and used to measure

55:01

life is looks. Meanwhile, it looks like a

55:03

parrot. That's mean on all levels, but wildly

55:05

untrue. When

55:07

have I ever said I, the only thing I care about is looks.

55:11

Maybe they just say that because you always talk about your list,

55:13

but you're just getting your list out there so that people

55:15

know what you think. That doesn't mean look at Emily Radzachowski.

55:17

Perfect example. I said she's hot and I don't like her.

55:19

So I don't know what we're talking about. Okay,

55:22

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56:10

Yeah, maybe sad to see all the mean comments. I love

56:12

this show. I laugh so hard every episode there.

56:14

We go. Thanks crazy peeps Shout

56:19

of crazy peeps I would pay it to see

56:21

a video of Dave Reviewing

56:23

and reacting to salt burn this is the guy

56:25

when he's not a bad idea. Yeah drinks to

56:27

come Yo, that would be that

56:29

would be a pretty funny live stream though I

56:32

would like to watch you watch that be pretty

56:34

good BFF Livestream thing of

56:36

just having to have Dave sit through salt

56:38

burn with us. I haven't seen it either

56:41

So it also be my first time. Oh

56:43

we should Can't

56:47

tell if I look at Dave as an a-list

56:49

love your C list I think

56:51

it's both a compliment is there be less

56:53

is a compliment for sure. I

56:55

take C I don't

56:57

care. I mean if someone said hey day your

56:59

C list. I beg all right fine. We saw

57:01

my celeb Yes, he is not

57:03

f No Josh

57:07

has shiny luscious lips. They look

57:09

in full. Haha Okay

57:12

Let's get it Dave

57:15

needs to wear more greens as has make his eyes

57:17

pop I've green eyes and tell me what green people

57:19

say the sweetest things about my eyes We

57:22

just green eyes if I

57:24

have underwater Fiji bungalow blue

57:26

eyes to be honest blue

57:31

There's a green hat those

57:33

eyes popping Dave

57:36

and Austin's relationship like Michael Scott Toby's relation

57:38

from the office. No, I don't hate us

57:40

at all Michael

57:42

Scott hates Toby. I don't hate Dave Well,

57:46

it's this adorable

57:50

He's such a cornball, how did y'all

57:52

let these people get famous okay? I'm

57:55

sure he's referring to me That

57:58

was referring to a comment about you yeah About

58:01

who Josh? Well, he has luscious

58:04

lips. Yeah, these

58:06

my lips are luscious. I'm not a mother. I

58:11

love Dave and talk about him any chance I

58:13

can solve fight your haters for you Dave including

58:15

Austin. Not a hater. Damn.

58:18

I yeah, I can handle myself but thank you. That

58:21

was nice.

58:23

Responding to the comments and eating the rude ones

58:25

shows why y'all are solid. Thanks

58:29

Scott Mac. Oh,

58:33

did you do something with your lips? Why is

58:35

everyone talking about your lips? Oh

58:38

my god, I'd really chapped lips

58:40

like really, really chapped lips on

58:43

the verge of almost bleeding at any

58:45

moment and I just slathered

58:47

them with Vaseline before the podcast. So it

58:50

kind of looked like I had

58:52

almost like lip line

58:54

or something on my lips. Yeah, yeah,

58:56

yeah. That does sound like what a

58:58

guy who got lip fillers would say

59:01

though. No, but

59:03

now my now it's if you look there everyone

59:05

will be like oh they're back to like cut

59:08

it. You're just chapped up. You gotta look it's

59:10

very different. Yeah, there's not it's not like it

59:12

was bruising lip fillers like crazy dude. Dave

59:15

isn't scary. It's just New England blunt those of us

59:17

from the Northeast are that way. I could see that.

59:20

Yeah. I'm not

59:22

trying to be scary. The

59:25

only people that like him are the people he signs their

59:27

check. That's not true. That's

59:29

just not true. They've

59:32

had friends. Breeze

59:34

very witty seemingly always surprises me. Thank

59:36

you Spencer, Laura. That was kind of

59:38

though a backhanded like yeah, like I

59:40

thought she was like, tell me you

59:42

thought you were dumb. Spencer thought you

59:44

were an idiot Breeze. That's all right.

59:48

Dave reads the headlines like he's Judge Judy.

59:51

Yeah, kind of your role. Dave's

59:54

voice is actually soothing for me. Okay,

59:56

thank you. I

1:00:01

don't know. I don't know how people hate on E3 like that

1:00:04

because genuinely if I can meet anyone It would

1:00:06

be you guys just never forget. There's people out

1:00:08

there that genuinely fucking love you guys and that

1:00:10

includes me. Oh very sweet

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