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pff's new episode um

2:12

Get right into it Sabrina

2:14

carpenter models for skims sabrina carpenter has

2:16

been a staple open art era. Uh,

2:18

swiss erritor is a new campaign with

2:21

skims. Um Fuck

2:23

her Oh fuck her

2:25

I forgot she looks great though. Well, I

2:28

mean, yeah nothing to a little Magic

2:31

of photoshop and shit can't do

2:34

I mean anybody's gonna look great When

2:37

they're doing a skims campaign when you have

2:39

the carthasian airbrush artist the mafia I mean,

2:41

they're they're the best airbrushes in the game.

2:43

So they're gonna put their whole mafia behind

2:45

No, i'm not saying she's not pretty but

2:47

like what do you think we can get

2:49

ugly more importantly? I thought her and taylor

2:51

were like best friends Yeah,

2:54

this seems a little insane for

2:56

her to do when she's the opener for the ever store

2:59

And then carthasians like that rat

3:01

carthasians a rat. She's like reposting

3:03

they're posting each other and I

3:06

guess Something

3:09

stinks here because So

3:12

now skims and carthasian who is

3:14

a rat has gotten britney

3:17

mohomes sabrina carpenter Lana

3:20

del rey it's like everybody who's

3:22

in her Most recent

3:24

in a circle is modeling

3:27

for sk- like why these are a random

3:29

group of Like i'm not totally

3:31

calling taylor must not care But

3:33

why is she hand picking? Taylor's

3:36

friends. Yeah. Well, lana

3:38

del rey's huge sabrina carpenter And

3:42

britney mohomes kind of random There

3:44

I mean britney mohomes is random. I mean

3:46

there's a million people in the world In

3:49

that hand picking her Like

3:52

bestish friends. Yeah. Yeah.

3:54

Yeah, yeah, but I it does get a little

3:56

weird when you throw the for me It's the

3:58

britney mohomes in the mix Yeah says

4:00

seem obviously targeted like there's so many people

4:02

that would fit the stems profile. I feel

4:05

like that you would go to before you

4:07

go to Britain. Him Home straight? Yeah yeah.

4:10

And even like wanna Del Ray is

4:12

she like a sexy Skims type a

4:14

gal? She's a sexy Tim Skyn step

4:17

ago. she is i think

4:19

is sexist games that began cause a

4:21

picture of wanted our a police. Didn't.

4:23

Deny was yes. Kind.

4:26

Of yeah I me I know she's got

4:28

songs with Taylor and stuff. A minute I

4:30

saw a lot of Del Ray was more

4:33

on classic. Let's say the there is absolutely

4:35

no way when you look at Lana Del

4:37

Rey that you think she's a skim sexy

4:39

type a gal know when that song side

4:41

on is a sexy. She's. A

4:44

classic Sexy. She looks like she's from

4:46

the Great Gatsby or something. I listen

4:48

out of the Great Gatsby com. Almost.

4:51

Every night on the com out. I.

4:53

Originally. He. I wonder what

4:56

is about the great Great Gatsby Com? Is that

4:58

like there's a party going on in the background.

5:01

Know what? They're at a party? And

5:03

you get. Put. To sleep by this.

5:05

Correct. Ah, annual to level. Let

5:08

me grab my phone real quick and

5:10

I'll just play you. Is it like

5:12

a woman brings you into arena? I

5:14

already saw us, It's the guy's voice.

5:16

You. Guys have never listen to sleep stories on

5:18

com. Wait, A guy percent lead

5:21

to anything. Okay, well

5:23

I'm I'm aging. silence or hold on.

5:25

Let let's see if you guys have

5:27

a really hear it on Because right

5:29

up my. Mike.

5:31

I always ah or if you

5:34

go home. Recently

5:37

played Great Gatsby Sleep Story. On

5:42

name is Mario. Yeah, Marty

5:44

A. It's nice. And

5:47

pleasant readings. You. On of

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the Classics of America. And

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listeners and ninth in tiny town.

5:55

Success. Comes. next

6:00

You wrote in a letter to his editor. I want

6:03

to write something new This

6:06

is how you sleep every night. Yeah,

6:08

this is even the book. He's telling you the

6:10

process of making the book The

6:15

resulting story none other Now

6:20

it's not There

6:23

I can do all the further into the sea

6:25

I get it between women who never knew each

6:27

other's names The

6:30

lights grew brighter as the

6:32

earth blurches away from the Sun and

6:35

you listen to this story every night I

6:38

listen I I You're

6:40

scared. I wrote down Well,

6:43

then you creep me out. I I rotate

6:45

between right now the great gas be

6:48

Jupiter and his mighty company in a

6:50

love letter to Africa Those are always

6:52

always that Eduardo. No, no, they're different boys

6:54

Like you if you wanted you can get

6:57

like Matthew McConaughey reading your story But

7:00

you just you mess I don't I don't like

7:02

knowing the person's voice that I'm hearing like

7:04

I nice voice Not

7:07

ominous. That was like peaceful. Anyway,

7:10

Fox Sabrina Carpenter Okay

7:12

back to that. How do you know that? Yeah,

7:16

I thought I saw your post I saw your post

7:19

Just disloyal like she I don't in

7:21

less somehow, but I don't think she

7:23

is I think Taylor truly hates Kim

7:27

So, I don't know what's going on. I didn't like

7:29

it because what if Taylor gave her the little permission,

7:31

you know Yeah, okay. Do

7:33

it. Get your bag. It's your bag. Yeah,

7:36

maybe but it's like then still fuck everybody

7:38

It's like it's one of those things not

7:40

even about permission it if you have to

7:42

ask Don't put your friend

7:44

in the like what's the friend? You

7:46

shouldn't work for someone that completely fucked

7:49

your friend over ever your best friend.

7:51

Yeah, even if you don't care It's

7:53

like you don't cross that line. And

7:55

again, it's like really putting in we're

7:57

just Hypothesizing here. a great use

7:59

that word. But if Sabrina Coppers like

8:01

I really want do as I get is

8:03

the money but if you don't want me

8:05

to I won't and puts Taylor an impossible

8:08

situation where you going to his axis swell

8:10

idea what they want. torn made you likes

8:12

objects more famous so maybe just pass on

8:14

this one. Yeah it is gonna get another

8:17

campaign yet for some hurting for cash. Too

8:19

add. Now. I'm.

8:21

Gypsy. Rose Blanchard her husband splits shortly have

8:23

to get rid of her public social media

8:25

pages. Gypsy was boys who revealed on a

8:27

private Facebook page and oppose obtained by the

8:29

press that she and her husband Ryan of

8:31

separation move home with their parents chips in

8:33

Rome ads about two years and ships his

8:35

release from prison. Both three months ago people

8:38

have been asking what's going on alive from

8:40

force and they split arm. Are you surprised

8:42

by this? I have a fall. This couple

8:44

really at all. I know they are just

8:46

because the show but I really have an

8:48

opinion. Guess a fire didn't hold out. Yeah.

8:50

That the wasn't you. fire. Was.

8:52

Far enough to keep the relationship go. It's.

8:54

She. Must have like adopted parents or

8:56

something right? like sauce cause she has

8:59

her biological father okay and I think

9:01

maybe her step mom I would assume

9:03

or at our it. But.

9:05

I didn't think that this relationship was probably

9:08

gonna last forever, but they were married in.

9:10

they seemed happy, so it's kind of random.

9:15

This I saw an. Interview. With

9:18

thought Dana White was Joe Rogan, an

9:20

interview or name said steel. I'll stop

9:22

right there are maybe on the or

9:24

I know Sap is a steal. His

9:26

I didn't need My guy in in

9:28

Severe name said steals isolates. Sat next.

9:30

Used to be an actor and he

9:32

spends four sacks. I sat next to

9:34

her at your seats. Stunning. Like. Stunning.

9:36

Woman probably knocks on to my

9:38

top fifty like see him guy

9:40

or not. Tod Tamberg. very press

9:42

so she can fuse Dana the

9:44

Joe Rogan. She knows exactly

9:47

both is people are, she goes the,

9:49

you have see events, I think it's

9:51

a honest like I could see myself

9:53

doing that. You. Think

9:55

you're just like in the middle the conversation she said

9:57

the names or rogue but knows it's Dana White or

9:59

like or. Okay, quite possible to boil

10:01

the park as well. Tell the one in

10:03

on will com sense sometimes I just, ah,

10:06

screw that up. I've done it before. like

10:08

Bills and Whitney. Richard's like I get the

10:10

matter was in the boys mixed up to.

10:12

He. Had. But you know they are right?

10:14

Yeah, right. So these soon Joe and

10:17

Dana are so closely aligned there at

10:19

the same vance they both by. It's

10:21

not. Exactly. Video.

10:24

right? Yeah, I can receive a clip. Is

10:26

it like super uncomfortable? Total. Weird.

10:29

I think we're they're wearing sought no socks

10:31

or me, no shoes. Terms. Of

10:33

Drew Barrymore. Comfy thanks. Yeah.

10:36

What? What's what's so wrong Things

10:38

stream would still rogan stream or

10:40

allow us to just as a

10:42

little known I tell In and

10:44

Roses yeah I saw your I

10:46

will go before Joe was a

10:48

hell of a now so. Rogan

10:50

and Dana White are. Literally the only teams

10:52

will listen to this. I will read that I have

10:54

them at least let me finish. I have that. Respect

10:57

for because of how you freaking

10:59

stood up and support. Other wasn't

11:02

that bad. Nice. He knows my

11:04

I didn't listen. We've. Seen

11:06

other clips or during a does get like

11:08

pre insulted right when he was on my

11:10

bow image out their friends the like they

11:12

know each other really well. I was there

11:14

and they're talking to yourself I don't think

11:16

like gain I gave a fuck is I

11:19

go. That's a funny slip up. The Andromeda.

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11:40

and then attorneys is as who's your

11:42

dream. Three per person dinner party, Dead

11:45

or alive, you can't put us on

11:47

the spot. For. a question

11:49

like that like doesn't i'm like i would

11:51

say like building make a grass and do

11:54

pros and cons the her an important question

11:56

you kids read middle as with your as

11:58

your last week yeah All right, but

12:00

I need to remind it who

12:03

I got to think about putting in here. I

12:05

need to be reminded Okay, that are a

12:08

lot of the repair or a wife Why

12:11

don't we just do a life? Yeah, let's

12:13

just do a wife just do a live

12:15

dead I maybe maybe we come back with

12:17

dead just dead after I like but we'll

12:19

start with just a lot It's alive next

12:21

week just alive. Eh, I'm

12:23

surprised you guys can't just do it right now

12:25

I haven't even gone to bed yet. You

12:27

haven't gone to bed. Oh, Bree. No,

12:29

man, you know what? He's so tough.

12:31

Oh, yeah I

12:34

don't do this talk about how they don't

12:36

sleep people that don't sleep love to talk

12:38

about it I wish I slept Oh, I'm

12:40

not a rockstar We

12:43

didn't sleep Next he's

12:45

gonna ask how many hours of sleep because my dog. I wish

12:47

was crazy. Oh Do

12:51

you know that I had like Probably

12:53

50 emails me like I

12:55

heard you're the guest singer at in New

12:57

York. Wait, what? Yeah, they thought

12:59

I was singing revival in New York. Wait,

13:01

really? That was like a rumor that was

13:03

they think you were in the bunny suit. I

13:05

I don't even know what the bunny suit is

13:07

I just they were saying I know he brings

13:10

up somebody to sing the song and they thought

13:12

I was going up to sing What do would

13:14

you do that? No way, right? No.

13:16

Yeah No One

13:20

coat I'd like to be asked so I can say no one

13:23

co-joint one One

13:26

co-joint one joint twin gets married.

13:28

This should be illegal. But like what else? Oh,

13:30

they just don't they can't get married Well,

13:34

does I I guess if

13:36

the other one's like fine, but you're

13:38

not date you're like no, but they

13:40

both got married What it's just

13:42

one of them. Well, it says

13:44

one the headlines says one co-joint twin gets

13:46

married Co-judge wins Abby and

13:49

Brittany Hansel who used to have their

13:51

own show TLC revealed that Abby got married in 2021

13:54

to nurse an army vet Josh bowling announcement

13:56

has let people curious about the dynamics of

13:58

the relationship it right every night to

14:00

three some or

14:03

the one just kind of have to but a blind

14:05

one yeah just kind of sit there and

14:08

pick it that's

14:10

crazy i don't know i don't know what

14:12

we feel the worst death it

14:14

feels really wrong to laugh at that

14:17

but no happen like

14:23

is the other one doing that?

14:26

i guess the other one's face

14:30

oh so no they're all

14:34

getting married that's

14:37

what i'm thinking you all are getting married they

14:40

have both arms around him yeah one controls

14:42

the left and one controls the right arm

14:44

right? yeah so technically

14:46

or is she just being like hey i got you

14:48

bro i got you let me help you with the

14:51

arm wrap around you know yeah

14:53

i think that there has to be a trouble yeah

14:56

and like the other one i assume has

14:58

to say yes at the altar? no

15:02

like he proposed to one and then so

15:05

he proposed to abby abby

15:07

then has to propose to britney oh

15:10

you think? yeah because what if

15:12

britney's like i hate this guy ooh yeah

15:15

there's no escape in that what

15:17

did abby and britney say they responded

15:19

oh okay what do we do? like

15:22

a doctor sketch or something which i don't want

15:24

to i don't know what that's all about on

15:26

the sheet so interesting this is a message to

15:28

all the haters out there if you

15:30

don't like what i do but you watch everything i'm

15:32

doing you're still a phone that

15:36

was the hard hard

15:38

that quote i don't know how it applies

15:40

to this at all nope but

15:42

i've got to do that question i

15:46

don't care that was awesome that was hard

15:48

yeah good for them happy for all

15:50

three of them yeah i'm happy they're happy no

15:53

so the question is i've never heard of these

15:55

people does it make sense that only one of

15:57

them is married? no it doesn't they're dancing together

16:00

Well maybe the other one is going to get

16:02

married. They have two

16:04

vaginas? I don't

16:06

know the specifics. They have one set

16:08

of reproductive organs. Look,

16:11

we have this graph. Yep,

16:13

one set of reproductive organs, one

16:16

small intestine, one pelvis. If

16:18

they had two vaginas, then I'd say...

16:21

Right. Because she's got to feel

16:23

it too. Correct. Right? Yeah.

16:27

They do have double of a lot of things,

16:29

just not the reproductive organs. Like they both have

16:31

their own heart. They both got their own lungs.

16:34

So it's a threesome. It's

16:36

a furupole. And I'm fine with that. I don't

16:38

know why you say it's they got married to

16:40

the same guy. Yeah. Like

16:43

what if the other one's like I like the other guy? Well maybe

16:45

they'll get a... she'll get a husband. And then it's

16:47

a foursome. Oh. Maybe.

16:49

Then the guys now need to get married to each other

16:51

too. Well... Yep.

16:53

A little bit. I don't know.

16:55

They're gonna be... they're gonna be with the

16:57

like... Your wife

17:00

is going to be getting fucked now by the

17:02

other guys. So it's all together. It's

17:05

true. Yeah. Lizzo quits

17:07

music. After receiving criticism of her headlining

17:09

a fundraiser for Joe Biden's presidential campaign,

17:11

Lizzo said she quits. Many people

17:13

have interpreted this as quitting the music industry in Hollywood.

17:15

Who cares? Yeah, I guess. Bye.

17:19

That's a good point. I mean Lizzo can do whatever she wants. Yeah.

17:22

She wants to quit, she quits. Oh.

17:25

I doubt she quits. I feel like every artist says

17:27

that. Yeah. She... maybe in the mood. She was in

17:29

a bad mood. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

17:33

Sydney Sweeney joins Brie, doesn't need sleep. Oh, God. Wow.

17:36

Sydney Sweeney revealed that she's able to function off

17:38

a very, very little amount of sleep, r-rumingly about

17:40

two hours a night, and that she's never had coffee

17:42

before. I don't know how... I'm off... I

17:44

would... I cannot function. I

17:46

would love that. If you could not sleep... I know. I

17:49

need a lot of sleep. I would be so dominant at everything. That'll

17:52

catch up to you though. You need sleep to live. You

17:54

need to live two hours of sleep a day. Twenty-two

17:56

hours a day to just do whatever. Ho-ho!

17:59

Yeah. Getting a lot done.

18:02

Doing at least 10 more pushups a day. 20

18:04

maybe. Five more sit ups. Harker

18:06

Walker. The old running back, you

18:08

said he's not sleeping, just do push ups and pull ups.

18:10

He has ripped. There

18:14

is like a thing though where you do only need two hours

18:16

of sleep, I'm pretty sure, but it's like a really rare thing

18:20

that only like 2% of people have or 0.2% of people have or

18:23

something like that. And their body can function fully

18:25

off of two hours. The superpower if it doesn't hurt

18:27

you. I think it doesn't,

18:29

but I could be very wrong. I'm not a doctor. Facts.

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don't I Don't

20:22

really think if someone says who like

20:25

you you nailed jolene you can

20:27

automatically Revert that to

20:29

like a flight I think

20:31

yeah talking about probably because everyone wants to

20:33

marry Justin Bieber. It's not just about Selena

20:35

Gomez you know, I think that The

20:39

mass public has gotten this drama

20:42

a little bit wrong It

20:44

might be a might be a hot take but

20:46

I think what do you think? Haley Bieber

20:48

has been painted to be the crazy ones what

20:50

I've been saying. I don't know if she really

20:52

is This is what I'm saying. Josh. So

20:54

who is the crazy one or is there no

20:57

I hate it hurts my heart. It like

20:59

tears me up on the inside cuz Selena Gomez

21:01

was like my Like celebrity

21:03

crush growing up. I like I

21:05

just loved Wizards of Waverly Place

21:08

Wow, so I

21:10

think it might I've also heard

21:13

like little things through the grapevines in

21:15

LA like I think it might be

21:17

Selena Gomez Actually the one that Wow

21:19

a little bit unhinged or just like likes to

21:21

get in the drama She doesn't take breaks from

21:24

social media. I'm pretty sure she thinks a social

21:26

media break take a close She

21:28

takes breaks but comes right back on she

21:30

just closes the app. I think and thinks

21:32

that's a break Yeah, I wish that's like

21:34

a lot on bone off, you know LeBron

21:36

does that he's like I'm gonna do zero

21:38

dark like playoffs And then he'll just

21:40

post a second later and it's like you

21:42

lasted three seconds Be

21:45

honest, I don't know features while fans did

21:47

not get collabs from artists They expected like

21:49

Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga Beyonce still made

21:52

waves with features from people like Miley Cyrus

21:54

Post Malone Dolly Parton Willie Nelson Miley and

21:56

Beyonce song Two most

21:58

wanted is predicted. We want to talk Charting songs

22:00

from the album. I haven't heard it

22:03

either Wait, what the

22:05

fuck? Who wrote this as

22:07

a Miley fan? How does brief feel about the

22:09

song? What am I I made it

22:11

real square on Miley fan? I'm the biggest Miley fan

22:14

Says says who says me says

22:16

the she I mean, I'm

22:19

a gigantic Miley fan I wish we

22:21

had a Miley friggin scale Okay,

22:23

Miley. Let's listen the song you haven't even listened to

22:26

it yet. David. You're gonna. I didn't know without a

22:28

Miley fan I'm the biggest

22:30

Miley fan I

23:21

Wish I could turn Miley up a little bit

23:23

there I know but yeah, so I was gonna

23:25

say that I think Miley is great I just

23:27

don't like Beyonce's voice for country.

23:30

It's just I was just about to say

23:32

that it's like It's not that Beyonce is

23:34

an amazing which she is obviously but Miley's

23:37

voice right there Just suits

23:39

those lyrics so much Right.

23:41

Like when you hear her it makes

23:43

the song sound like so

23:45

writing almost sounds better Coming

23:48

off of Miley's voice then Beyonce's but it could

23:50

be the exact same words if it's a country

23:53

That's how I and it's not I

23:55

agree with you it's not putting down

23:57

Beyonce doesn't have a country voice to

23:59

me me. So she's singing kind of like

24:01

the way she sings. Yeah. And Miley does

24:04

have a real twang to it. 100%. Miley

24:06

has that twang. She has that little

24:09

like rasp in her voice if she wants to

24:11

too, like she can just she gets there.

24:13

And what's the song? Is it from when

24:16

she says shotgun rider? It almost

24:18

reminds me of like Tim

24:23

McGraw. But it reminded me of maybe

24:25

his midnight rider who's like I've been

24:27

listening to a ton lately. What's

24:31

his face? Oh my god,

24:36

my brain, my brain don't sleep on my

24:38

brain dying. I'm feeling like

24:40

that as well. That your

24:42

brain or my night brain? My

24:45

brain and I think your brain is going to Josh.

24:47

I'm in your brain. I'm pretty

24:50

good. I got sleep last night though. Good for

24:52

you. I got home late. Because

24:54

what do you do next thing? What did

24:56

I do? Oh, Caitlin Clark. I know. Yeah,

24:58

I flew to Albany. How was it? And

25:00

back. Just to watch Caitlin Clark

25:02

beat the shit out of LSE. Awesome. Yeah, I

25:04

was glad to be in the building. I think

25:06

it'll end up I don't think the ratings have

25:09

come out. I think it'll be the most watched

25:11

women's hoops game. Oh, 100%. Yeah. Caitlin was electric

25:13

career defining game. She did a lot of them.

25:15

But yeah, so I did that. It was great.

25:17

And this next year, I skew Bob for Kate

25:19

Millen. 5 million to play in

25:21

the big three. I countered by saying 10 million

25:24

to be on our rec league team. Listen,

25:27

Caitlin Clark's doing neither of those. She's

25:29

going to play in the WNBA because

25:31

she's the best women's player

25:34

of all time. Yeah, but why

25:36

can't she do both? She could if she wants

25:38

to come with me. Yeah, but she

25:40

can do the big three and play WNBA.

25:42

Yeah, I just back or bar. It's like

25:44

10 games, isn't it? Counting

25:47

me I've doubling the offer and she's gonna

25:49

be in our rec league but yours isn't

25:52

real. Well, if Caitlin Clark came to me

25:55

and we talked, we were dapping up after

25:57

the game. If Caitlin's like, Hey, Dave, I'll

25:59

play playing your rec league game 10 million?

26:01

My K Kaitlyn deal, we have the marketing

26:03

rights for the rec league for you. I

26:05

do it. No way.

26:08

Kaitlyn, are you hearing this? 10

26:10

mil all the time? No, how

26:13

many WNBA players have made 10 mil? Not a

26:15

lot. Not a diss. Not

26:18

a diss. Marketing potential is unlimited. Do

26:20

you know what a Barstool Kaitlyn Clark

26:22

collab would look like? We

26:24

smoke it. Yeah, that would cost a million.

26:26

Oh yeah, for sure, but I'm just saying like, Barstool's

26:29

already got the audience. She's gonna

26:32

be the one bringing the audience to WNBA. You

26:34

know what I mean? Yeah,

26:36

I mean, WNBA is great players.

26:38

Imagine Kaitlyn Clark, what? She should

26:40

get the fattest contract. Have

26:42

you seen our fucking rec

26:45

league? Yeah, it's crazy. It ain't good. It's

26:47

crazy. Imagine Kaitlyn Clark in

26:49

there. CB. Everyone

26:52

would do a hard knocks. Do

26:54

a hard knocks with Kaitlyn Clark like road to

26:56

the interim hero. Yeah,

26:59

and road to the interim hero title. Man,

27:03

it'd be an easy road for her to go

27:05

down, but 10 mils,

27:08

10 mils. Kaitlyn Clark, get

27:10

your bag. I hope she gets the

27:12

fattest contract in WNBA history. I mean,

27:14

she's already, I don't know, like I

27:17

don't know how much she's making from Gatorade.

27:19

She's gonna, I mean, she's gonna make hundreds

27:21

of millions. You think she's

27:24

making hundreds of millions. She is going to make hundreds

27:26

of millions, yes. I think she will. I'd

27:29

love to see it. I'd love to see it. I think

27:31

her in like Angelness. Not on their

27:34

salaries. She's already like the spokesman for

27:36

Gatorade. She's gonna get a, I could

27:38

see Nike being like, do you know

27:40

all the girls buying shoes? I mean,

27:43

she's gonna be a marketing goldmine.

27:45

Yeah. Do you think

27:48

a lot of girls are

27:51

attaching to her? Do you think it's more

27:53

guys? Girls, little girls. I think it's more

27:55

guys not paying attention to it. Girls love

27:57

her. Okay. What's her name?

27:59

Angel Reed. in one of the most

28:01

preposterous statements said LSU is like the

28:03

Beatles. She's like people follow the bus,

28:05

they're falling around. They're super popular LSU,

28:07

I'm not taking that away from them. But

28:10

Caitlin Clark's legit like the Beatles. Like that

28:12

arena last night was 95% Caitlin Clark jerseys.

28:16

They're following her everywhere, buses.

28:18

She's a megastar. She's... Oh

28:21

yeah. I mean, I put her, if she continues, especially if

28:23

she ever wins this thing, she has a chance to be

28:25

right up there in my mind, markability

28:28

with like Serena

28:30

Williams or like the top women

28:33

in basketball sports, crossover,

28:36

everything. So that's why

28:38

I'm only 10 million. I don't think like... I

28:40

just think Serena Williams, like in tennis,

28:42

there's closer to like the equal pay

28:44

is there where it's not in basketball. Yeah,

28:47

but I bet if you look at... Serena has been able to make

28:49

so much money. Yeah, but I bet if you look at... Because she

28:51

wins tournaments and she... You're right. But

28:53

I bet if you looked at Serena's career

28:56

earnings, I bet like 80%

28:58

of it are off the court. That's a

29:00

good point. Yeah. Serena's a

29:02

megastar. Serena's a megastar. Yeah, Caitlin could

29:04

get there for sure. Logan Paul

29:07

upset with journalists

29:09

for releasing documentary on YouTube. Logan Paul

29:12

allowed journalist Graham Besinger inside his life

29:14

for five months following the crypto zoo

29:16

scandal that painted Logan Paul as a

29:18

scammer, which Logan says not true

29:20

and led to a dark time. In an interview

29:23

with TMZ about the doc, Logan called out Graham

29:25

who posted the documentary to his personal YouTube channel.

29:27

Logan says he did the profile in the pretense

29:29

there's going to be a show on Apple TV.

29:32

Graham says the deal with Apple fell through

29:34

and that Graham told Logan his manager four

29:36

months prior where it was airing which Logan

29:38

says a lie. I gave you everything I have

29:40

opened up. I was vulnerable. I let you into

29:43

my house on Christmas because I thought the show

29:45

was going to Apple, but instead you plastered on

29:47

your personal YouTube channel. Interesting.

29:51

This guy has

29:53

hit me up this Graham Besinger. No way.

29:57

20 times to try to get me to do an interview with him and I...

30:00

I have no interest in publicity.

30:02

Would you ever do a documentary?

30:04

No, no. Because I've been

30:06

burned by so many ... Nobody

30:09

ever ... No, I wouldn't. Do you feel like

30:11

no one wants to hear the truth?

30:13

No, it will. Or everyone has an narrative. I

30:15

say no to 99.9% of

30:18

publicity things that I get asked to

30:20

do. I just have no interest and

30:22

it serves me no purpose. All

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Grace now. Let's get back to the show. Women

31:14

are being punched in the face in New York City. Influencer

31:16

Hailey Kate won five out of the issue to

31:18

punch in the face walk in New York. The

31:21

40-year-old man who assaulted Hailey named Skiboka store was

31:23

laid arrested for third time in six months. This

31:25

is a good time to run for mayor, governor,

31:27

and city council in the past three years. Hailey's

31:29

video made other women go viral who had similar

31:31

experiences with men. It does not seem as stork

31:33

as their takka, and other men are also punching

31:35

women. What is going on? Well

31:38

you just... Have you

31:40

seen Office? Dave, look at that picture. Look at that knot on

31:42

her head. Oh, Dave. Yeah, that's not

31:44

her hair. That's a well on the cover. Oh, I was looking

31:46

at her face. She got knocked out.

31:48

She fell to the ground. Why? Everyone's

31:50

getting punched. I look like a human. I look like

31:53

a human. Why? I look like

31:55

a human. And

32:00

yeah, I remember that people think it's coming back and

32:02

they're just targeting women Cuz

32:05

like the same day there were six videos about

32:07

people Getting punched like just

32:09

women walking the streets Yeah, looking

32:11

at their phones or people just walking alone not

32:14

even looking at their phones I've

32:16

seen video people people just walking out of

32:18

like their Apartment complex or like

32:20

they're walking out and someone's just waiting outside

32:23

and we'll swing on them and then just

32:25

walk the opposite direction You got it and

32:27

they're always alone and they get knocked out and

32:29

it's just crazy because like you can't even get

32:31

mace You can't even get mace in

32:33

New York like it's legal. You can't order it

32:35

You can't get it delivered also what like in

32:38

all these men are getting out of jail You're

32:40

not macing them in time. I know but you

32:42

can't even have anything to protect yourself is what I'm saying and

32:45

These men like he went to jail

32:47

and is already released and he's but he has

32:49

like so many prior charges Which is just insane

32:51

so he went to jail for this and got

32:53

right back out Yeah, and so did another man

32:56

was arrested the country's other girls and got out

32:58

the same day crazy I was I'm

33:00

we how is that? How is that like a thing?

33:02

How do you get out so quickly? They're just getting

33:04

charged with misdemeanors. How is punching

33:06

a woman in the face a misdemeanor? That's

33:08

what I'm saying It's like it may be

33:10

jail over crime. She just murder This is

33:12

if you punch a woman in the face

33:14

just walk on the street. You

33:17

should have your arms cut off Yeah, and you

33:19

can't do it again Yeah, or like or like

33:21

like you lose your manhood you get your dick

33:23

cut off or something. Yeah, something brutal You

33:27

should just get deported you shouldn't even

33:29

be crazy Well now it's someone else's for we

33:31

can't just deport them cuz then they're gonna put

33:33

them on a bad guy island We should make

33:35

a bad guy island. I've always believed there should

33:37

be a bad guy island 2.0

33:39

Australia 2.0 kind of thing. Yeah Hip-hop

33:43

is a competitive sport falling Drake and Kendrick

33:46

Lamar's beef new rap caviar ex Spotify

33:48

billboards of the swather hip-hop is

33:50

a competitive sport Yeah,

33:52

maybe you're right Josh that

33:54

this was for publicity. I

33:57

think so. I think I think it really was I think

33:59

it's I think

34:01

they're gonna now J Cole and Drake come out

34:03

with their out. It's like last week. It's like

34:05

building the Album

34:08

sales the real bros of semi-valley movie Jimmy Tacho

34:10

announced There will be a real bros of semi-valley

34:12

move to come out with this summer real

34:14

balls of semi-valley ad for three season on YouTube

34:16

and Facebook watch from 2017 to 2020 who is

34:19

Jimmy Tacho? Why does that? He

34:24

is he was he did The

34:26

movie with Bert Kreischer to when Bert

34:29

Kreischer did his movie he's in the

34:31

machine. Yeah, he's hilarious. He's like he

34:33

writes. Oh Okay, I know

34:35

who this is. Yeah, and he acts in a bunch

34:37

of stuff. I don't know if he's married or dating

34:40

He's dating a famous actress that I love Zoe

34:43

Doris. Yeah Zoe

34:46

Dochinell not no,

34:48

that's Emily Osman Zoe

34:53

Dochinell Not so

34:55

additional There's

34:57

someone named Zoe That's

35:01

confusing so we do Is

35:04

it that confusing? Joey

35:08

we mean I've heard a lot of stuff. She's

35:11

pretty I mean like see her in a lot of movies Yes,

35:14

pretty well, we're personally excited for this movie though.

35:16

That show is so funny. Yeah, it was it

35:18

was I'm excited for that Before

35:21

Tyler friend zones Kai Sunet last week Kai

35:23

Sunet had singer Tyler stream ahead of her

35:25

new album We'll point you to dare Kaya

35:27

asked Taylor on a date and she friend

35:29

zoned him Okay,

35:31

let's see. Hey saw the shot saw the

35:34

shot Would

35:36

you like to go on a date with me? Yeah

35:46

Whenever you get some free time would you like to go on a date with me? You

35:49

can't do that on a whole live team.

35:52

Oh Why

35:54

isn't he talking to her that's how they do

35:57

it at the that made it weird

35:59

she's really pretty Yeah, that's what a

36:01

lot of people are saying is they get to embarrass you just

36:03

by doing that Performatively instead of like

36:05

to the actual girl. Yeah Yeah,

36:09

so you could you could have begged if you

36:12

just looked at her yeah, or

36:14

did it after maybe I Think

36:16

the question you think they say no on or

36:19

off stream. I think it's easier to say it

36:21

on stream Yeah, because

36:23

it's like a joke. It's like

36:25

not yeah. Yeah The

36:28

double down ask into the camera

36:30

was the top. Yeah, the whole thing was awkward

36:33

Fans think Billy Isla shaded Taylor Swift recently

36:35

artists are being scrutinized for releasing various Variants

36:38

of the same album an interview about sustainability

36:41

with her mother Maggie Baird Billy Isla said

36:43

this tactic was extremely wasteful Used

36:45

to up the sales numbers and profit on the album

36:47

will tell us what if not the only artist who

36:50

does this may Swifties believe Billy's

36:52

comments were about Taylor because there are

36:54

already announced five variants of her upcoming

36:56

album Maggie says an industry problem. You

36:58

can't fault an artist for playing the

37:00

best game And

37:03

then Billy clarified since she wasn't singing

37:06

wasn't singling anybody out. I just throw I

37:08

don't care. Yeah Anybody

37:11

care? No, no Dixie's

37:14

eyes fucked up. Oh, wow. What

37:16

the hell happened to her? falling

37:18

after drinking on medication Some

37:21

are skeptical of Dixie's eyes because the stream was

37:24

on April Fool's. Ah That

37:27

looks brutal. Can we see the video? I can't really

37:29

see it on the pictures Let's see if it looks or

37:31

II on the video trying. I don't live together We

37:34

live four minutes apart and we would like to see

37:36

each other every day. So We

37:38

just kind of both wanted to be in our

37:40

own Spaces like I

37:42

did not addressing anything because it just kind

37:45

of happened and we're like neighbors and now

37:47

not living together our Space

37:49

is also just like not right

37:51

for us Like

37:53

it was it was just we needed to like

37:56

I'm sorry. I don't have a concussion and just to

38:00

grow apart and I'm looking at her and she's 20

38:02

and I've lived on my own before and she hasn't and I

38:04

just wanted to make sure she was doing that experience to

38:07

grow up. She didn't do the close up eye thing in

38:09

that video? Yes not. I'm

38:12

looking at the video of the thing where

38:14

she rolls her eye it's all bloodshot. I

38:16

don't know. Seems real to me. Do you

38:18

think Charlie knocked her out and that's why

38:20

they moved? You

38:23

probably have the info. Yeah you always got

38:25

that info. I don't have any

38:27

info on this one guys but maybe

38:29

that's what it was. Just a hypothesis. Fans

38:34

believe Charlie Demayo was dating Joel

38:36

Hoffer. Fans pieced together that Charlie

38:38

Demayo may be seeing NHL goalie Joel Hoffer

38:40

after Charlie has posted on the NHL Instagram

38:42

for attending the Blues game. There

38:44

has to be more to it than that. Wait

38:47

isn't Dixie dating Trevor?

38:49

Yeah. And is he on

38:51

this team? No. Ah.

38:55

I don't know. Place

38:57

where you're not. Why there's going to be more

38:59

like what she's posing with the mascot of the

39:02

Blues and that she goes from there to dating the

39:04

goal? I mean that there has to be

39:07

more. Yeah. What

39:09

do you mean by that? Like why are people

39:11

suspecting Joel? Oh

39:13

like you're saying there's got to be more evidence somewhere. Yeah.

39:16

Yeah yeah okay okay okay okay okay. Like if

39:18

Demayo goes to a hockey game I would

39:20

be surprised if she doesn't pose with the mascot.

39:23

Like how that connects her to dating

39:25

a specific player. Yeah. Right.

39:28

I don't know either. No joke.

39:31

I think I might have a cane sauce problem. I

39:33

was raising canes the other day getting my box combo

39:35

with extra sauce on the side like usual. I have

39:37

an order when I eat my canes it goes crinkle

39:40

cut fries, chicken fingers, the Texas toast and finish strong

39:42

with the slaw so I start eating and before I

39:44

know it I'm scraping the bottom of my sauce and

39:46

I wasn't even done with my fries yet. This habit

39:48

is escalating and I'm 100% here for it. Dip

39:51

in decanes get extra sauce for me please. YouTuber

39:55

caption in Haiti while attempting to

39:57

interview gang leader. Yeah I mean.

40:00

Oh, that's scary Sure

40:03

dangerous work like by by

40:05

who capture by a rival gang supposedly I

40:07

read on this Do you think

40:10

it's real or do we think it's I? Think

40:13

it's real. It's he did

40:15

he get released? No, I haven't

40:17

read enough of this Arab went on sneaker stream

40:19

after his lease It did tell his time kidnapped

40:21

tweet at sneaker helped get him out. So maybe

40:23

it is fake. I don't know Who

40:26

fucking knows these streamers they're just say

40:28

I can't keep up with them. Someone's

40:31

gonna get killed For

40:34

real Angry parent paid for

40:36

an airplane banner an angry parent paid

40:38

for an airplane banner that Carmel baseball's daddy

40:41

ball The flyover JV baseball game if their

40:43

kids seemingly didn't make the team the man

40:45

who tweeted this said he heard the plane

40:48

Came back for the varsity game too. I

40:50

don't hate the move. I guess your kids

40:52

probably embarrassed Gonna say you can't do that to

40:54

the kid Don't know anything

40:57

like daddy daddy picks the

40:59

team. Yeah, like daddy daddy

41:02

Pays for it daddy picks the team

41:04

whatever it may be. Okay. All right,

41:06

it's just JV baseball though Like this

41:09

is a wild move. I bet it's like I wonder if

41:11

it's like the rest of their lives and it's all like

41:14

People that have nothing to do schools

41:16

are suing meta tik-tok and snapchat for

41:19

the largest Canadian school boards are suing

41:21

meta tik-tok snapchat for disrupting Student learning

41:23

say the platforms are addictive designed for

41:26

compulsive use have rewired the way children

41:28

think behave and learn teachers left with

41:30

managing to follow This

41:33

is this is so stupid like Like

41:36

you don't want your kid on your shit. Take

41:38

care of your kid. That's on the power of the

41:41

school. Not the companies Yeah, it's a

41:43

pair 100% crazy Stop

41:48

making bad looks for Canada school

41:50

boards Just reading what

41:52

else you want touch somebody ran the length

41:54

of Africa for the first time a dude

41:56

named Russ cook Goes by the hardest geezer

41:59

less than a week out from being able

42:01

to run the entire content. Good for you,

42:03

buddy. I don't really give a fuck. Yeah,

42:05

I don't really give a fuck. Like Forrest

42:07

Gump. Yeah. You

42:09

kind of went back and forth on that one. Did you say

42:11

good for you and then I don't really give a fuck? Yeah,

42:14

I said it like good for you, buddy. I don't give a

42:16

fuck. Oh. Good

42:18

for you, buddy. Like it's

42:20

one of those things. Like, if you want to

42:22

get in your raft and sail from like

42:25

North America to Europe, I don't fucking

42:28

care. Like good for you, buddy. It's

42:30

like some, you're just doing it to say that you

42:32

did it, but it took them a year. I don't know.

42:34

Do it without publicity. Good for you, buddy. Welcome.

42:37

Good for you. That's kind of how it's done. Then you could

42:39

just be that cool guy like standing at a bar seat that

42:41

could say it but didn't tell anyone about it. That'd be cool.

42:44

Kind of like the people that don't sleep and then bring it up. Yeah.

42:47

Yeah. Exactly that. Running

42:49

Africa and not sleeping is the exact

42:52

same thing. They both love to bring it up, probably.

42:55

Diddy updates. Diddy's drug

42:57

mule updated. A guy named Brant

43:00

Paul played basketball Syracuse. Allegedly

43:03

with Diddy's drug mule had

43:05

possession at Miami airport with Diddy. Diddy's

43:09

been out in public in Florida. I

43:12

don't know. 50 Cent goes after his ex who

43:14

was named as one of Diddy's sex workers, Daphne

43:16

Joy. I don't know

43:18

what to think of any of

43:20

this Diddy stuff. I don't know what's real and what's

43:22

fake at this point. Like

43:25

don't you think, shouldn't

43:28

he be in jail? Why is he just out

43:30

in Florida right now if his house is raided? Well.

43:32

Or shouldn't he be being held somewhere or

43:35

like? No. Who knows? Maybe

43:37

they didn't find anything. Yeah. Yeah,

43:39

that's true. It just seems excessive. I

43:41

feel like there has to be something if you're raiding

43:43

the house. Yeah,

43:45

it's all innuendo and like joke. Who knows?

43:48

BFF's corner. This was

43:51

a big story in my life this

43:53

past weekend. This peaches ate gum. Icebreakers

43:55

spent like two days in the hospital. Did you

43:58

guys know gum was so deadly to dogs? No,

44:00

yeah, I had no

44:02

idea I know like a whole pack of

44:05

it so I had like

44:07

the plastic container of icebreakers

44:10

Cinnamon I had it there.

44:13

I've had it there for I don't God knows how

44:15

long I just never was like never moved it She

44:17

never showed interest in it And

44:19

then she just ate the plastic onto the gum and

44:21

probably 25 pieces like

44:23

they made a throw up at the so

44:25

when I got home I

44:27

saw it and I was more like I

44:30

wonder how long gum sits in her belly

44:32

like you know how gum tastes Yeah, even

44:34

for humans so I googled that you know

44:36

it's bad news when I googled it It's

44:38

like if your doggy's gum pretty much rushed

44:40

to the hospital made a couple calls to

44:43

people I know who dogs are yes terrible

44:45

so and they were scared at the vet.

44:47

I can't believe it's this ingredient like Exhilital

44:53

Yeah, I just had no idea I had

44:55

absolutely no idea I'm on a quest now

44:58

That's just beginning to at least put that

45:00

on labels like toxic to dogs because I

45:02

feel like lots of houses a gum sitting

45:04

around Yeah, my dog eats everything

45:06

too, so I don't even know if I would know

45:08

that I would just like oh, she got I had

45:10

no idea Yeah, I had absolutely

45:13

no idea everyone's like oh because and her

45:15

she makes icebreakers, so I've talked to her

45:17

she's in I Think

45:19

I mean when again, but everyone's like what are you

45:21

an idiot you know chocolate of course? I knew chocolate

45:24

everyone knows chocolate did I know gum no I did

45:26

not know gum I had no idea

45:28

on gum the more you know now we spread the word

45:30

or you know yep keep your gum away dogs Sean

45:35

Strickland's coming after your dog, huh? Yeah,

45:37

he did he's a crazy

45:40

person Sean Strickland's crazy He

45:43

got he got Roasted

45:45

in the comments have come after peaches.

45:48

Why would you come after peaches? That's the one thing

45:50

you can't do Everyone

45:52

loves peaches It's

45:55

I just posted today. I had It's

45:59

like when a deadbeat Dad their kid becomes

46:01

famous and they come out of the

46:03

woodwork that happened with peaches Like the

46:05

first person who owned her who sold

46:08

her to the to the

46:10

hoarder Came out with like

46:12

baby pictures of her being like I didn't know

46:14

that I sold it to like an evil person

46:16

Like I miss her. It's like fuck you

46:19

buddy. You didn't know research on who sold

46:21

her though You fucked her ears up to

46:23

beginning what you you like sold her off.

46:25

He was trying to weasel his way back

46:27

into her life Fuck don't let

46:29

it back. Don't let it out fucking way. No, don't

46:31

let it back. Yeah It's

46:34

like you didn't know research on who you so

46:36

but that was crazy so I do now and

46:38

she's younger She's like four and a half five

46:40

years old Oh, you

46:43

thought she was like six, right? Yeah So

46:45

I got to see her parents And

46:48

her as like a baby, which was kind of cool

46:51

Oh, here we go. That's her as a baby.

46:53

That's basic baby peaches and those are her parents

46:56

Oh Her

46:59

ears did get messed up though. Yep

47:01

big time Baby

47:05

peaches Beauty

47:08

she also I assume it's on here

47:11

like loud luxury I

47:14

saw this we just made a little for a

47:18

lot of crazy made

47:20

like a fucking mix of

47:22

her Summer He

47:51

I Can't

47:59

go anyway Without people asking

48:01

about screaming at people asking me

48:03

about it. I'm like shut up. I haven't

48:05

even met the fucking dog yet She's

48:07

traveling with me for the first time We're

48:10

gone. I'm taking her Phoenix to the Final Four and

48:12

then Chicago office. So we're gonna be on the plane

48:16

No, she well, I picked her up on a plane But

48:18

first time she's like taking a trip and

48:20

quick updating the numbers here Bree. She has

48:22

blasted past you and I knew she was

48:24

gonna She deserves the world. I

48:27

wonder I wonder she'll make it to number one I

48:30

don't know. She's she's slowing down quite a bit.

48:32

But I said that you said that before though

48:34

and then she went out Yeah,

48:37

uh-oh. I'm looking forward to this. Wait

48:39

a minute. I won't skip Mason Ramsey

48:41

response to Dave Mansey man's Mason rock

48:43

Ramsey that respond Dave's comments about him

48:45

on BFF's a new tick-tock. Wasn't I

48:47

nice about him? No, I don't think

48:49

so. I think he said he's

48:51

not out. Yeah, you said fuck that or something.

48:54

No, I Have the new

48:56

Elvis you're the new Elvis. No, I can't

48:58

sing at all Oh

49:03

Come on Dave sing. No, I can't

49:05

sing. I just said I can't sing actually,

49:07

you know We should do so we don't get

49:09

copyrighted. You know how we had the Beyonce my

49:11

Cyrus song We should all know about sing for

49:14

that and then he can hear you sing. I

49:16

can't sing I've told us a hundred times

49:18

miss a bit. Mr. Bajukis my elementary school

49:21

Music teacher made me lip-sync sixth grade graduation

49:24

because I have the unique combo being loud

49:26

and bad. So I Wasn't

49:29

that Matt mean to Mason He

49:32

did say in the comments like red clays rays are

49:34

awesome. He said that yeah.

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Let's see her reaction here. So

51:04

hard to watch everything. It doesn't get

51:07

easier. I'm

51:10

so lucky. That's

51:13

hilarious. You thought you escaped that video, didn't ya?

51:16

I don't think I ever will. You can't. I don't

51:19

really think I ever will. Every once in a while, like every week

51:21

or so, maybe every two to

51:23

three weeks, there's videos that'll go viral

51:25

on social media, and the title of

51:27

the video will be pop culture moments

51:29

I'll never forget about, or like pop

51:31

culture moments that are my Roman empire,

51:33

and there'll be like 10 different

51:36

funny celebrity moments in it,

51:38

and every single one

51:40

of them has that eye roll in it.

51:42

Every single one. Like I'll be watching it just

51:44

to enjoy pop culture moments. Forget for

51:47

a second that I'm in the public eye, and I'll

51:49

be watching laughing at these celebrities, be like, you idiots,

51:51

why did you ever do that? And then my video

51:53

pops up, and it's just like, oh, I

51:56

just was trying to enjoy something for a little bit. It

51:58

was a compliment though. Yeah, it's a compliment.

52:01

Yeah, Zach brought Bruce Springsteen out

52:03

to his concert And

52:06

Maggie Rogers, you know, how are you

52:08

in a hands relationship, Bri? I Don't

52:12

think we've ever spoken This

52:15

bothered him greatly. Wait, why bother him? He's

52:18

always bothered isn't he though. He is

52:21

And I'll use this say this mildly He's

52:25

obsessed with Bruce Springsteen. I mean

52:28

Obsessed so he's upset that you got

52:30

to meet him before he did and

52:32

he is not sure he ever will

52:34

but when I say Obsessed with him

52:36

obsessed. I wish I knew I would have I would

52:39

have told him to come to the show Yeah, that

52:41

will make him even feel worse because I was

52:43

about to say that's gonna that's gonna make it

52:45

worse Well, I like it. I like it Zach

52:48

surprise birthday party. I saw

52:50

this is getting smoked with cake Yeah,

52:53

everyone's like so mad about it. But

52:55

here's the thing why everyone's like, oh no

52:57

one like you guys don't like him. That was

52:59

personal Well,

53:12

yeah I

53:15

was about to be like that crazy

53:17

and You Zach

53:21

like makes it a point on everyone's

53:23

birthday He goes out of his way

53:25

to smash like everyone's faces in a

53:27

cake So it was everyone getting their revenge like

53:30

it's his thing That's why everyone would you feel bad

53:32

if you gave him a bloody nose because like that

53:34

easily could have like you're Frosting.

53:37

Yeah, but yeah, what about your hand that was holding

53:39

the frost? It was not hard. It didn't

53:41

hurt him Can I say that one more time

53:43

the last clip? Yeah. Yeah, just the last three seconds

53:45

like this No, like

53:47

I threw it like I didn't my hand in his

53:49

face It's

53:55

kind of rough I'm pretty sure

53:57

I Heard like a clapping through. It's

54:00

the perfect fit. like a

54:02

didn't her? Something

54:05

by Tom Sawyer. Or.

54:10

Up Balloon I might be

54:13

followed. gloom. It

54:16

was before Ah beer serves as

54:18

a common sense. Last we be

54:20

of of says the fifth grade

54:22

knows Davis a set of questions

54:24

with spelling memorization the lowest for

54:26

me human intelligence to this way

54:28

to be of. Test their children's

54:31

level Commonsense are I. I.

54:35

Would. Have to be broken. Be used an egg. A

54:39

girl. My

54:41

own to tell. I also just another your

54:44

eggs I'm Sousa children. Eggs

54:46

yeah now you said girls I was

54:48

a joke I thought to the a

54:50

funny joke he was just like girl

54:52

who isn't funny cause you just brought

54:54

back to Iraq that I disavow lox

54:56

him be held without using your arms.

54:59

I'm. Can. Be

55:02

oh oh oh oh

55:04

oh oh ah ah

55:06

ah. What? Can you

55:08

help me out? A captive? A

55:10

Captive. You. Can hold someone captive

55:12

without using your i can hear know

55:15

how to to have a shy. And

55:18

be held without using aren't. Anything if

55:20

you use your fucking C. O.

55:22

O O. Your. Heart

55:24

a C, Cel com and send sees

55:27

a sound read are doing in riddles

55:29

are readily a self. Riddles is so

55:31

dumb as rentals I don't think how

55:34

to lose. it's rare art bad as

55:36

as in Canada is hop in what

55:38

ways as common sense versa riddle. ah

55:43

I didn't I didn't designed to do that.

55:45

Matters thrown out on the you ever take.

55:47

Jesus is also the kinda thrown everyone else

55:49

on the the boss. or

55:51

cause as I'm that are comes down

55:53

down. I

56:02

feel like there's no easy I'll oh god

56:04

the elder comes out. A. Bubble

56:06

age. A Belt age age. Such

56:08

good Josh Your Rights age of

56:10

these are rentals. I fucking hate

56:12

rentals. I'm aware. Love these dude.

56:14

I'm three for three. Have? what

56:17

do you mean? I'm allowed to

56:19

work, has a head and tail,

56:21

but nobody a quarter. Yeah.

56:24

The Avoid. The

56:27

points are. The

56:30

more nord say the more you more the hard

56:32

work that what are the the more you take.

56:35

The. To satchels. Oh

56:38

that's I get that though. I have that

56:40

as good idea what you're saying. I get

56:42

we're same way that Eight out. Where does

56:44

one for Sasha to sell? So to get

56:46

outta ya ya ya that on Thursdays once

56:48

are you breaking off though right? But.

56:51

It's you know you break and happens more of Londoners

56:53

do. Is. One and then you're too.

56:56

So you left by and more. Some

56:58

more you take. That's definitely not the

57:00

answer to the more. Not a while.

57:02

That's because they're not smart enough. Re

57:04

I cannot. Michael after one girl we're

57:06

front of. The more you take, the

57:08

more you leave. Find more. Eat. A

57:12

rocket ago it as a. What

57:14

They hours? Ah the more you take

57:17

some. What are their A. Day.

57:21

I'm trying to think. Who's. Day to move.

57:23

They can mean a lot of people. And twenty twenty

57:25

four. I

57:31

don't know. Guys, I don't know, I

57:34

don't have. I got it on stamps.

57:38

That's. Fucking Stupid. That's.

57:40

So bad I don't leave

57:42

footsteps behind. Footprints may be

57:45

true footsteps. Are you

57:47

talking about some what's up Thirty days and some

57:49

have thirty one? How many have twenty? He. Non.

57:55

Some. Months have thirty days. Some of

57:57

thirty one. How many have twenty eight? Most.

58:00

Medline have your hair. But.

58:03

Like that. It's a nice

58:05

sometimes. It's.

58:07

All like mix the right with the leap year. Yet

58:10

I'm fucked up. While.

58:14

All soil have an Id law. I

58:16

fucking heard that one before. time now

58:18

set. I mean that I've had that

58:21

one before. The riddle are uncommon senses.

58:23

Tom Riddle Scissors riddles. If you're in

58:25

a dark room of a candle, a

58:27

wood stove and gas lamp, your have

58:29

one match. So where do you. Like.

58:33

The. Light. The.

58:39

Match. Ah, whatever. Success.

58:43

That we're done with this disease or

58:45

we are pretty good. Common sense goes

58:47

through riddles. Wouldn't. Riddles

58:49

the just another rentals.

58:52

It I'd survivor of my score.

58:54

Do we say about that was

58:56

it is as it. Is

58:59

it? Yeah. The remake air to be

59:01

a lapse discord. I think I'm here to go.

59:03

Threat to Go Josh Can you explain? Yeah,

59:06

everyone. So essentially now we have a discord. There's

59:08

give me a bunch of places like the main

59:10

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59:12

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59:14

We can pop in, talk every once in a

59:16

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59:18

episodes. You're gonna have a bunch of different cogs

59:21

are you guys didn't submit stuff for us to

59:23

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59:25

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59:27

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59:29

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