The Biggest, Dumbest season yet has come to an end, and we're here to solemnly discuss Ohio State's defeat at the hands of the Alabama Crimson Tide. Also, Travis gets to see how much Ian and Stephen know about metal.

Episode 122 - Four Heels

Jan 9th, 2021 1h 28m

It’s the Big Ten bowl recap and WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN BUCKEYE MANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU

Episode 121 - Back For More Football

Dec 28th, 2020 1h 38m

We recap a bizarre "championship week" and preview the Big Ten's abbreviated bowl slate while also getting into obscure X-Men, the history of Jacksonville sports, and Illinois hiring Bret "Bert" Bielema.

Episode 120 - Loveman Godfood

Dec 18th, 2020 1h 20m

The Boys discuss Bruce Spingsteen, The Cleat Yeet game, the stupidity of the playoff rankings, big ten coaching hiring and firings, oh and also they review the final regular season of Big Ten football and preview CHAMPIONS WEEK

Episode 119 - You Get Two

Dec 10th, 2020 1h 23m

As we reach the end of the strangest Big Ten season in history, the conference has become ensorcelled by the power of Two. Also Travis and Stephen are beefing with Finland, we give our dream gameday guest pickers, and talk about the time the pr

Episode 118 - BREAKING: My Wife Is Leaving Me

Dec 4th, 2020 59m 49s

Stephen has been buried in a box in the Sahara so Ian and Travis recap last week's action, preview games that have already been canceled, match Big Ten programs to Simpsons kids and take aim at Adam Schefter for being such a shill.

Episode 117 - We Have Games, But We Don't Have Fun

Nov 27th, 2020 1h 20m

Penn State and Nebraska continue spiraling out of control while Minnesota is gifted a victory over Purdue. Illinois ran an all-time great fake punt. OSU is still unbeatable.

Episode 116 - Now We Are Nothing

Nov 20th, 2020 1h 13m

Welcome to the Michigan and Penn State Schadenfreude Hour

Episode 115 - The Turnover Zeppelin

Nov 12th, 2020 1h 11m

A wacky week in the Big Ten confirms what we knew all along: Indiana is the best team in the league

Episode 114 - Indiana Hoosiers Appreciation

Nov 6th, 2020 1h 9m

Jim Harbaugh royally fucks up; Rutgers has the play of the year even if it doesn't count; Ohio State is going to destroy everything in their path; Wisconsin's season is in serious danger; Columbus remains a nightmare for Ian

Episode 113 - I'm Pickle Brutus!

Oct 28th, 2020 1h 37m

INDIANA FINALLY DID IT IN THE MOST INSANE WAY POSSIBLE

Episode 112 - Searching Pornhub for Gams

Oct 22nd, 2020 1h 3m

Against all logic, Week 1 of Big Ten football is here, and we're here to preview it for you.

Episode 111 - The Ballad Of Ricky Rahne

Oct 19th, 2020 59m 2s

It's Big Ten East preview time. Ohio State prepares to run roughshod on the division with their superior talent, but can Michigan and Penn State challenge them in a weird year? Is Michigan State going to be awful or just regular bad? Can Indian

Episode 110 - Fitzcarraldo

Oct 14th, 2020 1h 5m

Well, I guess we're doing this after all. It's the Big Ten West preview. Will Wisconsin be Wisconsin as usual? Is Minnesota for real? How much do you know about corn?

Episode 109 - Surprise, It's the Ballers Finale

Oct 14th, 2020 1h 13m

We hated Ballers but we had a week to fill so we're bringing you a backdoor pilot for our yet-to-be-named new podcast where we will be discussing shows based solely on their premieres and series finales. Does Ballers manage to have even lower s

Episode 108 - Knights of Schianonia

Sep 29th, 2020 53m 17s

BIG TEN BACK. AGAIN. We're really doing this shit huh. It's gonna be stupid. This sport is very bad.

Episode 107 - On A Liquid Diet, Watching Ballers

Sep 23rd, 2020 1h 3m

With (at the time of recording) no Big Ten season to talk about, we dove into and quickly abandoned HBO's Ballers, aka Sports Entourage. Somehow this awful show lasted five seasons.

Episode 106 - You Can Do It All Night Long

Sep 13th, 2020 2h 10m

With no Big Ten football this year and Friday Night Lights done, we find ourselves discussing other football media. We start with The Waterboy, the second most famous college football movie, and also one of the worst.

Episode 105 - This Sucks

Aug 11th, 2020 1h 14m

Welcome to the preview of the season that won't happen. We live in hell.

Big Dumb Lights 2.21 - ...And Ever

Jul 16th, 2020 2h 29m

Our post-finale character review extravaganza, featuring Geoff, Audrey and Jill!

Big Dumb Lights 2.20 - Texas Forever

Jul 9th, 2020 1h 30m

It all ends. Is Coach actually the villain of the series? Should Matt and Julie get married? Does Stephen know what "in-laws" are? Find out as we reach the series finale of Big Dumb Ten Gaiden: Big Dumb Lights.

Big Dumb Lights 2.19 - From Hades

Jun 30th, 2020 1h 43m

The Lions march toward State, but distractions arise when the school district randomly decides to cut football and Tami gets a job offer from a school in Philadelphia. We yell at Matt a lot for his bad takes.

Big Dumb Lights 2.18 - The Lone Star Province

Jun 17th, 2020 1h 45m

We connect remotely on the chiral network to discuss the Lions' first loss of the season, Julie and Matt's romantic reunion in "Chicago" (known for its "bagels"), a variety of FCS mascots, and peak Buddy Garrity.

Big Dumb Lights 2.17 - The Devil's Fork

Jun 11th, 2020 1h 44m

The 100th episode extravaganza! We all get to prove Stephen wrong about stuff, but in between those moments we discuss East Dillon's crime-based football skills, Julie's ongoing terrible plotline, and how much better served the Epyck story woul

Big Dumb Lights 2.16 - Julie Garrity Jr.

Jun 7th, 2020 1h 51m

The Lions have a REVENGE game versus a team they previously forfeited against and get up to a bunch of shenanigans. Meanwhile Julie gets busted by the predatory TA's wife and returns to Dillon in our pick for the show's worst plot. More importa