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Camod lindsay, are you tough? Like? Would you consider yourself if

4:34

you were describing yourself, would you say you're a tough person, like you

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got grit? Like you're tough? I think so. I think I have

4:42

a pretty strong threshold for pain. Okay, gimp, would you describe yourself

4:46

as tough? Have grit? Tough enough? Yeah? Right? How much

4:51

touff? We talk? Yeah? Rights one day of the week. Yeah,

4:59

I would consider my myself to have a little tenacity, right and have

5:01

some grit. What animal do you think you could beat in a fight?

5:12

Okay? The animal world is your oyster, So pick one. Which one

5:18

are you confident you can kick its? Ask squirrel? Okay, I doubt

5:23

that. I highly doubt that. They call them squirrely little bitches for a

5:28

reason. Listen, I applaud you, gimpy, because I think a lot

5:30

of people do this. They jump to a small animal right not realizing they're

5:35

quick. There's literally a name. Their name is also a word used to

5:41

describe your ability to not get hit. Sure, right, man? How

5:45

they dart out in front of the car and then quickly turn around and hit

5:48

the other way and not get hit. Yeah, blows my mind. Okay,

5:51

So squirrel, gimpie, goddamn manity bro, I'm gonna fight an animal.

5:58

It's gonna be the sea cow. Okay, Okay, I said nothing

6:02

for me to don't don't ever do that again. I'm going with slothky okay,

6:14

because and they sleep during the day. It's like, I'm gonna listen,

6:18

I'm not fast, but I'm gonna see that punch coming. So here's

6:23

my theory on the sloth. All right, I like where you're at.

6:26

They sleep, they're nocturnal, okay, And they seemingly are slow moving.

6:30

What if that is a defense mechanism for the sloth, Like when something approaches

6:38

it, it's just slow moving. So they seem, you know, seemingly

6:43

harmless. But when they ain't around. They're fast, mean little assholes with

6:47

those giant claws. Yeah, they're not. If I'm just it's what we

6:55

know, and we don't know any time that a sloth has suddenly become squirrely.

7:00

Cocaine, right, it does just a little bit more activity. Yeah.

7:06

Well, apparently there's been this list of animals that Americans think they could

7:11

beat in a fight, and seventy two percent said that they could beat a

7:16

confidently beat a rat in a fight. No, no, no, no,

7:20

rats are dirty, man. Rats are dirty. Here's what I say

7:25

that, because they will they they will do anything to survive if that means

7:30

chewing your achilles tendon and bringing you down to their level, so then masses

7:35

of them can swarm you and eat you alive. I'm good. I'm good

7:41

on the rat man. Yeah. Is it just you and one rat?

7:44

Or is it you in a gang of them? Either way? Yeah,

7:46

either way, you got one. And they're fast, they're very nimble.

7:51

Okay, And next thing you know, you've got a goddamn rat and your

7:56

pants run around on up here. I wish biting you on the day the

8:00

lane. I'm out, I'm out on the red fight. Do you get a weapon. Next one. No, yeah, this is using your hands,

8:05

don't add uh. House cat sixty nine believe they could tackle followed by

8:13

a goose. That's sixty one percent think they could beat yep. I don't

8:20

think so. I'm with you, man, I'm with you, especially geese.

8:26

Why do you think you could beat a goose? Because you can grab

8:30

a goose by the neck and then grab that bird and twist it break its

8:35

neck. You obviously have never chased a goose or had been chased. I

8:41

mean, they are evil. That's why I tell my husband all the time.

8:45

Shoot them all, kill them all. I can't stand geese. Yeah,

8:48

I can't either the hell out of me. We go over to UH

8:54

to the bass pro area for the Sinko demo. Yeah, yeah, I

8:56

know. From time to time they've got the geese. So were there and

9:00

they are a holes man, and I get it. They're just trying to

9:03

protect their eggs, protect their nest. But man, they come out with

9:07

their wings all spread wide the hell open. Yeah, they act like they

9:13

own the road. I don't think he could beat a goose in a FI

9:18

I'll tell you what. You stand at one end of the hall. I'll

9:22

get a goose and put it on the other and you stand your ground.

9:26

When my husband was a little boy, his grandmother took him to the zoo

9:31

and they had them they just willy nilly walk around the zoo and he got

9:37

chased by a goose and she attacked that goose with her purse. And to

9:41

this day he still has that visual of her attacking the goose, hitting her,

9:45

hitting the goose with her handbag. That's awesome. Yes, yes,

9:50

so it can be done. Yeah, but you're using a weapon, that

9:54

is true. Yeah right, And like we got a text here, I

9:58

could smoke a deer for sure. Yeah in your buick. You see what

10:01

I'm saying, don't You don't get that? This is a fistic cups put

10:05

up your dukes, right or ramming? Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah.

10:09

You get no weapons, you get no cars. This is just bare knuckle

10:13

boxing an animal of sorts. And I tell you what, deer, if

10:16

you've seen when the animals attack, remember those type of shows or whatever.

10:20

I have seen a deer hoop a guy's ass. And I don't know if

10:26

you know this or not, Lindsey probably knows it, but deer hooves,

10:30

hooves are hard an antlers point the and they're heavy. The whole animal's heavy.

10:37

Yeah, yeah, I get smoke. A deer. Yeah, A

10:39

dog is not gonna come at you, they're gonna run from you. But

10:43

a buck, yeah, if it's protecting, it'll come. Yeah, it's

10:48

gonna come and beat you with its feet, or it's gonna try to hump

10:52

you. Uh. The other animal that Americans tend to think they could take

10:58

on is a medium sized dog dog. Forty nine percent feel sure about it.

11:03

Twenty three percent are confident they would win against a large dog. Ooh,

11:07

medium sized dog. Maybe large dog. I don't know. Domesticated house

11:11

dog, your dog, I believe that strange dog, wild dog, No,

11:18

some feral dog of sortsia probably not Kujo, of course, I think

11:22

you're out the door. But you know, I'm not even so sure about

11:24

a house dog because some house dogs they don't want to protect their family.

11:28

They don't know you. They might go into defense mode. Yeah yeah,

11:33

yeah, we're not talking about you misheard me your personal dog. I think

11:37

you can probably whip its ass. Yeah, I don't know, only hear

11:41

me out your personal dog. I think you could whip You could whip their

11:43

ass because they're already trained to be submissive to you. But if I go

11:48

to your house and you have a dog, I'm confident that dog that what

11:52

you're saying applies. Yeah, this person text in I'm fighting a kangaroo.

11:56

Good luck with that one, bro, No kidding. I've seen those videos

11:58

too, and there's been plenty of people get their ass. Well, buy

12:01

kangaroo. Yeah. The difference between a kangaroo and other animals is a kangaroo

12:05

is like a cat, right, They're willing to step up absolutely, and

12:09

they can't and they look jacked too, likely working out in the gym six

12:13

days a week, they ripped. Seventeen percent believe they could win unarmed against

12:20

a chimpanzee. No. Fifteen percent feel that they would be able to beat

12:26

a king cobra, and fourteen percent say the same about a kangaroo. No.

12:31

Few folks believe they could win against some dangerous animals, including a wolf

12:35

twelve percent, a crocodile nine percent, a gorilla or elephant or lion eight

12:41

percent. Those people whoever those eight years, they had to be hot,

12:43

Yeah, had to be on. Where are they getting these people? This

12:46

survey from you know what I mean? Well, I ain't taken on an

12:50

elephant, the largest land animal absolutely on the planet. You're gonna take on.

12:54

You get slapped with this trunk and you're done for exactly. Let alone

12:58

gets star you know, they rear back, they got all that weight and

13:03

they bring it down on that one foot and bam, or you trip and

13:07

fall and then they just lay on you. And a chimpanzee no f and

13:11

way, because why, there's been documented stories where chimps will rip you apart,

13:18

literally starting with your ears and then moving on to your testicles, and

13:22

then whatever the hell else they can get their little monkey hand. Here's a

13:26

lady that lost her face, Yes, when ripped her face plum off.

13:31

And a lion is like a whole other thing. I will take this.

13:35

You might have a chance against a lion during the day, you might Is

13:41

there a nocturnal animal, so everything's on their side at that point, but

13:48

still even then, when provoked during the day, I ain't messing with that.

13:54

No lions, no tigers, no bears. Oh did you see that

13:56

photo recently? It wasn't a code rite, don't think it was. One

14:00

of the snakes in Florida had eaten a full size alligator. Yeah, yeah,

14:05

the pythons. Yeah yeah, yeah. Then the one that's really invasive

14:11

on there, a full size, like six seven feet long. It was

14:18

insane, and you think you're gonna beat it. I watch people like try

14:22

to because I don't know why I like watching people with their pets in it

14:26

attacking them, but I do. And it's funny, especially ones like why

14:30

or super wild ones. And then and she had a snake and she reaches

14:33

in and then she grabbed it and the snake starts wrapping around her and she

14:37

can't get her hand free. It takes a bite out of her hand,

14:41

and then it just starts rapping and she can't get it. Loose youth,

14:46

you have no idea unless you are someone who trains to be put into panic

14:52

situations and how to breathe, how to not over and do yourself. I

14:58

think that you're gonna get your ass whooped. Yeah. This person texted and

15:03

I'm gonna beat a bunny's ass. Yeah, Well, no, you won't

15:07

because they are fast. They won't let you catch up to them. There's

15:11

extra points if you happen to run over a rabbit with a car because they

15:13

are so quick. Well, I think that's a good point. Is some

15:16

animals their defense mechanism is keep up right, and then when you can't keep

15:22

up and you like, then they come and eat you. I mean,

15:26

look at that rabbit from Money Python. Okay, just attack to everybody left.

15:31

Have been a bloody mess. Somebody texting video of a dude deck and

15:35

kangaroo to save his dog is one of my favorite videos. That is a

15:39

great video. But that's one punch, right, we're talking. You both

15:43

enter the cage and only one of you gets to leave. That's what we're

15:46

talking about. We're not talking about I'm trying to deter you to get you

15:50

to move on. The idea is the animals also knows the rule. Yeah,

15:54

the animals. Also, that's the thing about some people's argument and hunting

15:58

is only one of you knows it's for death, and so the idea of

16:03

you both being in there. Kangaroo's like been training for months and is like,

16:07

all right, I'm ready ding ding right, No way, person says

16:12

I'm destroying a house cat, I'd have plenty of scratches, but after it's

16:18

after, but if it's for to the death, they have no chance.

16:22

Maybe, so I know I get that take too, because the idea.

16:25

Let's just say like a Pomeranian, right, or a chihuahua, Like these

16:29

are small dogs, you feel like you can kick. But again, most

16:33

of the time you're kicking those animals, or you think you're kicking those animals

16:36

in a time when they aren't suspecting it. Right, if you're both on

16:38

the same page of it's time for death. This is the hunger games.

16:45

I don't know if you they may you may get a couple of good licks

16:48

in, but I think you're gonna come out messed up a little bit.

16:52

Yeah, when you go to kick them, they're gonna bite your pant leg

16:55

and just hang on. Well, they'll just move out of the way. I don't know if you'll be able to bite them the wait on your leg

17:00

on the way by, right. Yeah, are they fighting me too?

17:06

Yes, they're not gonna sit there and take it. They've got a they've

17:11

got a reputation to uphold as well. Bitch as house kids. They ain't

17:15

no bitch duck all right, slather take it. Yeah. I was at

17:22

like Walmart get my groceries, and they're like, Hi, we're doing a

17:25

little survey. I have good clean drinking water. I'm fine no, no,

17:29

no, we want to know what animal do you think you could kick? What I'm in let's do this? Is that gonna be on the family

17:37

for you? Right? All right? All right, you asked the one

17:42

hundred people which animal you can kick? It's ass. My ex has been

17:52

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going on? News quikies from The Big Mad Morning Show. In ninety seven, five AMD sheen customers shocked to find vial of blood in dress delivery box.

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What's the what a what? Customer sene It's an online place like wish

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or tamu wherever you get stuffy. Experts say that fish full of antidepressants and

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cases linked to shuttered salon that offered vampire facials. For those who know what

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a vampire facial is, I implore you to go look it up. It

19:37

is very bizarre. Yeah, I think the Kardashians made it pretty popular.

19:45

Parents reserve park benches with threatening note for kids birthday party. Say again,

19:52

parents reserve park benches with threatening note for kids birthday party. And now I've

19:59

been to birthday parties that are in public parks, and the bowing up that

20:04

happens to try and protect your real estate is very interesting. Right, Come

20:08

on, man, we're all just trying to do the same thing. I

20:11

reserved. It's online. Yeah, well, I called the eight hundred number.

20:17

It's a public park. Right, Woman with severe food allergy lives on

20:22

baby formula that would suck. There's no way the doctor recommends that. Thinks

20:29

she just did it on her own. Yeah, possibly, there's no, there's just not the right nutrients for an adult in that No. No,

20:34

but I mean I guess if you can't eat anything, because that's not it

20:38

sounds like no, no, no, because even they make babies get off

20:42

at a certain point because they're not getting all the things they need right.

20:45

And now there's there's things that you can do if you have food allergies that

20:52

there's there's like actual doctor recommended things that you do. You eat those foods

21:00

to help you be unallergic to them. Yeah, but those type of procedures

21:06

take a lot of money and time. Yeah, I'm sure. Or if she decided I'm done with doctors, she probably this feels like she just made

21:11

a choice. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. And maybe for attention,

21:17

I mean possibly, or maybe she's never felt maybe she got some sort of

21:21

trauma in her life and that was the only time she ever felt safe,

21:23

and so she's just resorted back to God, She's reverted back all the way

21:27

to the time she felt safe. Oh yeah, people that go through trauma

21:30

do things to us that don't make sense, but to them, right,

21:34

I just gotta feel safe. I can see reverting back like maybe a couple

21:37

of decades or to your child or teenage years, but all the way to

21:41

the infen stages, it must have been some pretty traumatic stuff. Yeah,

21:45

I remember, I know, I keep going to this, but the triangle.

21:48

If she felt like super chaos, she's gonna do a super chaotic thing.

21:51

I guess you're right. Hunter mistakes man for turkey, shoots him in

21:56

the head. Police say why you or that's right? Yeah? Or stand

22:03

up right and don't go you're in the bush. How do you mistake a

22:07

man for a turkey? Well it's a jive turkey. Yeah. Washington Sheriff

22:15

receives bizarre call from man asking if it's legal to hunt sasquatch. I mean,

22:22

at least he's trying to get permission just in case. You know,

22:26

you don't want to get pulled over, and you're like, what do you get back here? Oh it's bigfoot. Did you know it's illegal to hunt

22:32

bigfoot? And now here's your fifty thousand dollars? Fine? Yeah. Woman

22:38

left with kidney damage after visiting salon that sucks. It's a weird place for

22:44

hair, right Everest climbers will have to take their poop away with them as

22:48

Nepal tries to address growing waste problem. Good good, clean up your duchie.

22:55

Don't just leave it there. I mean there's a body here. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's not his hoo. There's

23:00

a dock yoah. It's the documentary and it talks about how that's become a

23:06

tourist thing, and they'll like, you do all this training and then you stand in line to go up to like it's insane. I'm good on all

23:14

that. Yeah, man, buy's entire house on Amazon for twenty six thousand

23:18

dollars. I have seen TikTok videos of something like that where they bought a

23:26

house off of Amazon and like furnished it with everything that they could find on

23:30

Amazon. And it was like an unfoldable house. It just came in and

23:36

you just unfold it and put the pins in. Yeah, boom boom boom.

23:38

But it didn't come with like electrical outlets. It did have a water

23:42

hookup line, which I thought was interesting, but like it was missing a

23:45

few things. Yeah, I'm a little concerned with the term house and what

23:51

we're using to describe that because I saw a story just yesterday on the news

23:55

that you can buy a house for cheaper than you can buy a car, and the house was like twenty six thousand dollars or something. But and then

24:02

they did a tour of it. It's a shed essentially that looks like a

24:06

house. So it has no bathroom, it has no plumbing, it has no insulation, it has no electrical that's not a house o right, Right,

24:12

it's a roof over your head and it's out of the elements for sure.

24:17

But listen, home where you make it. I think for it to

24:21

classify as a home, it has to have indoor plumbing, absolutely, yes,

24:25

at minimum absolutely. You could deal without electricity, you know, honest,

24:30

you've been doing it for years. Yeah, And I think it has

24:33

to have some sort of deviation that this is a certain spot of the home

24:36

for something a living bathroom. Yeah, you've it's otherwise it's just then what's

24:41

a shed? Right? It's a home that's not a home yet. It's

24:45

a home that doesn't know it's a home yet. Yeah, which begs the

24:47

question, is a she shed or a man cave a home? No?

24:52

I mean, if you get divorced, it she kicks you out of the

24:55

house. It could be your home away from home. Right. Kids are

25:00

sniffing nutmeg to get high ew whatever works. Yeah right, there's no way

25:07

that, no way that works. I think there's only one way to find

25:10

out. We had a meg around it. Yeah, of course, of

25:14

course you would. I don't think it would burn, just for right,

25:18

because cocaine is so awesome. Cocaine's more of a pleasure thing. I don't

25:22

like the facts. I just like the flavor. Yeah right, just like

25:26

the way it smells. Uh. Deceased man's body founded in the New York

25:32

water supply. After twenty five days, authorities declare the water is safe for

25:34

consumption. Oh, no, safe for consumption and not really. The thing

25:40

that I and I think you both went over it is the amount of chemicals

25:42

they put in it for it not to be a concern. True point right.

25:47

Study says parents feel shame over how they feed their babies. Maybe they

25:52

should, and I don't know how they're feeding the babies, but if they

25:56

feel shameful, if you feel a certain I think this, if you feel

26:00

a certain way, like you feel it's right, or you feel it's wrong

26:02

or you feel shame or guilt. Chances are those feelings are right and you

26:07

should probably change some things. Oh, I don't know if that's true.

26:11

If you feel shame, if you do something and you feel shame while doing

26:15

it or guilt while doing it or afterwards, I think that feeling was right

26:18

and what you did was wrong, and you know what you did was wrong,

26:22

but you did it anyway for whatever silly reason. Hmm. Okay,

26:26

ah, I'll go with that. I think you're choosing to be feel shame

26:30

okay, right, okay, And I think that if you feel you should

26:34

be way before that and go what's the right thing I need to do and

26:38

just do that right, then you don't have to worry about shame, right

26:42

of course. But shame is another thing you get from other people. Ooh,

26:48

I don't know about all that. I think you can have self shame. I think your inner conscience tells you, like what you did just now

26:53

was wrong and shame on you for doing it, you see what I'm saying,

26:57

And then people will either a or it or be beat themselves up for

27:02

it. Yeah, but the only the people that know right are the people

27:04

you tell. So if you're like, Okay, let's say I took a

27:11

box of tissues from here, uh huh, and I'm like, oh,

27:14

I shouldn't have done that, and feel the shame as you're describing it,

27:18

and then I tell you and then you're like, he took a he took

27:21

a box of tissues, right right, So you're feeling shame at that point,

27:25

or you go hold on, or you go, hey, I took this box of tissues. I shouldn't. I put it back and you correct

27:30

your path. If you stay on it, then that's all on you.

27:34

Absolutely, yes, But you felt the shame and stealing the tissues, so

27:37

you put them back. You felt that guilt. Your inner, that's what

27:41

I'm saying, has felt that guilt. Right, you're choosing to go down

27:44

that pass. Absolutely now if you took the tissues and then you felt a

27:47

shame, but for whatever reason, you told me you just felt like you

27:51

had to come clean and told me that you stole tissues and you feel bad

27:55

about it. And then I say, ah, well he stole whatever.

27:59

That's me validating and justifying the feelings that you have. No way, because

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you just said yesterday, people's opinions don't matter. But if you go,

28:06

if you do that and you've corrected your path, you shouldn't feel shame because

28:10

you corrected it. Absolutely, I agree with you all that. So in this headline, in my opinion, they're saying they feel shame because they're still

28:15

doing it. If you feel like it's wrong, stop right, I agree

28:19

with you. That's I think we're saying the same thing in that regard.

28:22

Yeah, for sure, for sure shame for shame? Are you using your

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feet? Even then? I'm like, huh, what if you don't have

28:29

hands? Right? Right? Right? Man? Putting coma with a four

28:33

percent survival chance thanks to an ingrown growing hair dude, Yeah, ingrown pubes.

28:41

Yeah, because he wanted to shave it make it look bigger, and

28:47

now you're in a coma and you might die. Us rep apologizes for using

28:51

racial slurred hearing. He says it was inadvertent. Can you find out the

28:56

word? Sure? It was? How do you not know exactly? Groom

29:02

leaves his wedding early to go to the bar with his friends. I mean,

29:07

if the party sucks, let's get out of here a bit. Listen,

29:11

I'm gonna have to put up with this broad for the rest of my

29:14

life. Let's get out of here and go grab a drink, shall we. Man, we're so happy for you. Let's go next door or to

29:19

the hotel lobby. That's fair, would still be a bar, still left

29:22

to go to the bar? Isn't that far? That make it sound like

29:26

he drove across town. Yeah, it makes it sound like he was like

29:30

they've gotten an uber, which maybe they did. I don't know. Also,

29:33

it didn't say she didn't go with him, right, if she goes

29:37

with him, If she goes with it's fine. Yes, I agree.

29:44

If she turns around like have you seen my bride? Where's my husband?

29:48

Then that's a whole other thing. You gotta cut the cake. That's a

29:52

good point too, is if it's over right, Yeah, our first dance.

29:57

It's time for the first dance. Right, she's already a nag that

30:04

he's like, God, take me to the bar. I'm having regrets.

30:10

Okay, let's go, Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Gimpe. Woman

30:15

claims her ex stole her toilet after a break up. It's a weird thing

30:22

to steal. I mean typically sometimes you get back together with somebody because it

30:26

feels familiar. So I'll show her she won't be able to use the bathroom

30:30

after me. So many jokes there. Lawmakers proposed legislation banning Kim Trail's Oh

30:41

no, people are losing their minds. Last one, lindsay, Oh okay,

30:45

Idaho man drinks this is for you, gimpie. Idaho man drinks a

30:48

Leader of lemon juice in record time. There's no way that's good for you

30:55

now, Leader the acid on your teeth. M yeah, good point.

31:02

Can somebody give me a baby real quick? It's the thought of it.

31:06

Psychologists say Britain is full of real vampires, zombies and weir wolves. Probably.

31:14

West Virginia governor signs law removing marital assault exemption. They're married. I

31:18

mean he can't do my wife. If I want to hit her, I

31:22

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friggin' a Friday. JSON light is up for grabs, case of it.

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We just want to know what's something you've learned from the last week BMMS and

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what that is to eight two, nine, four or five. Patrick is

32:22

on the line. Hey Patrick, how are you guys? What's something you've

32:25

learned in the last week? Yeah, so apparently a leaking toilet can extremely

32:32

raise your water bill, like more than a much ruple it. Well,

32:37

yeah, is it the flapper, Yeah, the flapper of the stem,

32:42

the whole thing. You know, it's kind of old, hasn't been done

32:44

in a while. So no ad. I was and on my couch,

32:47

you know, ban build logged into my water utility account and don't be it's

32:52

not over then over like a hundred bucks or so, and yesterday like nearly

32:55

four hundred. Oh my goodness. Yeah, if you asked a couple of

33:02

questions and yeah, my usage was like fifteen thousand gallons. I thought that

33:07

was astronomical. But good that I can submit a usage anomaly thing and they'll

33:15

give me like the money back on my beat. Wow. Yeah, they

33:17

use. They're pretty understanding in most cases, so that's cool. Uh.

33:21

There's a device called a flume and it attaches to your water meter, and

33:27

uh, it will let you know when there's a leak in somewhere. A

33:31

flume. Yeah, they sew them on Amazon. It's very easy to install.

33:37

It's got a battery. They don't pay me. I use one. It works awesome. I can check it at any time to see if water

33:42

is running through the meter. Yeah. Thanks, good luck man. Yeah,

33:45

dude, well we're gonna hook you up. It isn't as good as a water I guess, but it may result in the same problem. Go

33:52

ahead and get me. Go ahead and tell them exactly what he's gonna get. Learning little things like that just got you a case. Caystone lifts moove

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36:27

case of Keystone Light could be yours. So we'll go around the room here,

36:30

get yours to us bmms and what that is to eight two, nine,

36:34

four five. Every hour we'll give away beer on frigging a Friday.

36:37

We just want you to answer this question today. What's something you've learned in

36:39

the last week? Lindsay, what's something you've learned in the last minute?

36:44

Sorry, last week. I have learned a lot of Greek. This past

36:50

week, my mother is here visiting from Indiana with her best friend Denise,

36:54

and Denise is the twins Nona, which is Greek for godmother, and she

37:01

has been cooking Greek food and she has been speaking the Greek language, so

37:07

I have been learning Greek phrases. But I learned how to make my absolute

37:14

favorite Greek side dish, which is called tata mussolada. And it is a

37:19

Greek dip that I have not had since I was in high school. And

37:24

it is basically made with white fish raw, which is what's whitefish raw?

37:30

It's basically it's fish eggs, excuse me, yes, row and olive oil,

37:44

onion, puade, and lemon. You don't taste the lemon though,

37:49

It just kind of kills the fishy taste more so dulls it down. And

37:55

it's just made into a dip. And it is delicious, delicious, and

38:00

you eat it with You can eat it with peita bread or I like it

38:06

with French bread. Oh, it's so good, so delicious. So I

38:12

learned how to make that. And tell me some Greek. You learned some

38:16

Greek words? Okay, malacca means dumb or that was dumb, and you

38:24

usually say it like malacca, like that was stupid. Why would you do

38:30

that? Is that where the word malarkey comes from? Like, that's a

38:34

bunch of malarkey? Hey? Probably since everything comes from the Greek phrase or

38:38

Greek word. Are you reading off of chee cheet? No? But I

38:42

do have I have to write stuff down because you can't. I just can't

38:45

memorize it, memorize it. And I learned, well, Kevin learned because

38:51

he wanted to know how to say beautiful lady, Coppela. I try to

38:58

say that again, Coppelaea m and sagapo is I love you? And cucola,

39:09

which I've always known that, but my kids get a kick out of

39:13

it because I've always called them Cucola means baby dow. Yeah, okay,

39:19

so giving away beer frigging a Friday. What's something you've learned in the last

39:22

week? A case of keystone light, gimby. What's something you've learned in

39:27

the last week? It ain't nothing sexy. I can tell you that it's

39:30

no foreign language or how to make foreign foods. But I'll learn my vacuum

39:35

sucks. Well, it's supposed to understand. That's what it's supposed to do.

39:39

When I say suck, I mean it's listen, all right. So

39:45

maybe like a month ago, I had to go out and buy a new vacuum because mine took a gramp on me. Right, makes perfect. It

39:50

happens sometimes. So I go when I do my shoppings at the Walmart and

39:53

I'm checking things out, and I'm like, all right, I want to

39:57

do something different, something, something that I'm ever really done before. And

40:00

I've got I got a why a cordless nice a cordless shark vacuum? Yes,

40:07

right? And uh is this a canister vacuum stick vacuum. I keep

40:13

it in my kitchen, plugged in on the charge, and when I need

40:15

it, I just grab it and vacuum my house. And uh, well

40:20

one one the canister. You would think it would hold more, but you

40:23

know, it fills up quickly, which isn't a big deal. Okay,

40:27

Fine, I'm vacuumed the living room and then empty it out and then get

40:30

the rest of the rooms and then again. But what makes it suck is

40:36

that or not or or lack thereof in this case, Yes, it gets

40:42

clogged up easily. And I didn't realize that I'm vacuuming my house, and

40:47

this is I used it for the living room, and I used it in

40:50

the hallway, and I used it in the weasel room and the weasel room.

40:53

I use an all natural litter for their litter box because they can't have

40:58

like the clay stuff. They eat it or whatever, which is disgusting.

41:01

But their animals, what are you going to do? It's bad for them.

41:05

So I use an all natural corn husk litter. Okay, And much

41:10

like like cats, you know, they go in there and then they use

41:15

the bathroom and then they kind of get the litter all over the place, you know. So I've got a litter on the outside of the cage.

41:20

When I clean their room, I've got to go in there and vacuum it up. And I would imagine that the vacuum would get it all up into

41:25

the canister. But with this particular vacuum, it likes to build a barrier

41:31

wall of dirt between, you know, the roller thing and the hole that

41:36

sucks it puts it back up in the canister. And I didn't think about

41:39

that, to be honest with you. I empty it out and the canister

41:44

is empty, and I'm vacuuming my house like a normally would, and it's

41:49

like leaving trails behind me and it's not sucking anything up. I vacuum them

41:53

the entire house, and the canister is still empty. I'm like, well,

41:57

what the hef is going on here? So I'm like, oh,

42:00

okay, well now I gotta figure this out, and I gotta tear it

42:04

apart. And it took a couple of rounds because I was like, I

42:07

took everything apart, and I'm you know, plunging the the hole, you

42:12

know, trying, you know, the stick, you know, trying to

42:15

get that unclogged, and and everything's clear in there, and it's it's clear

42:19

in the hole that goes to the canister from the detached part, And I'm

42:22

like, well, what theF is going on here? Why is my goddamn vacuum not working the way then it should. This is a bunch of hooey.

42:28

What was it? Mallarca? This is a bunch of mallarca. Okay,

42:32

So I was like, hmm, I wonder is it belt driven.

42:36

I've never had a vacuum like this before, and all my experiences vacuums mostly

42:40

if it if it's not sucking or doing his job. It's it's it's it's

42:45

right right. You didn't You didn't hug it enough that day, son of

42:49

a bitch, not taking out the trash Amazon box, right right. Uh.

42:52

It's usually like a broken belt. So I'm like, all right,

42:57

where the hell there's no elt involved in this thing? All right? Uh?

43:02

So I pull it apart and that's when I see the northern wall of

43:06

dirt, you know what I'm talking about a little Game of Thrones reference there

43:09

with the ice wall. But it's nothing but just dirt, dust, carpet

43:13

fresh and cat litter. And I was like, oh, okay, okay,

43:19

I get it. So I grabbed my screwdriver and I clean all that

43:22

out, put my damn vacuum all back together again, and we're back to

43:27

sucking as we should. As we should. But I didn't think that that

43:30

would be an issue. I'm like, you do your jump and you know,

43:34

suck things up. But whatever did it come with attachments? It came

43:37

with one, okay, one attachment that like that little extra stick thing that

43:44

you're getting getting down into the corners. Yeah yeah, yeah, the real

43:46

skinny one. But that's the only attachment that it came with, which I

43:50

find disturbing. For one, there's no place to store it on set vacuum

43:53

it all whatsoever. So I got this stick part attachment and I got to

43:59

keep it up on a climwere so anytime I want to get down in it, the clauset and did it. And there needs to be more attachments to

44:06

this thing. I am seriously tired of putting my vacuum on the damn couch.

44:13

I'm tired of having to vacuum my couch with the actual roller that I

44:16

just rolled through the ways room. It's not good at all, But you

44:20

know what it is? What it is. Yeah, a lot of people don't know vacuum, especially stick vacuums require metenance. Yeah, I'm learning this

44:27

the hard way. Clean mine once a year. Once a year. Huh,

44:30

Well, apparently I don't get caught in that moment. I got to clean mine out like once a month. Apparently, whatever is what it is.

44:37

If it's the same vacuum I'm thinking of, you can't get more attachments

44:40

for it. He's not gonna do it. I know you don't know that

44:44

you are frugal, af you are not. You're like, why do I

44:47

need to buy an attachment. I can just use the one that's on there.

44:50

Yeah. Like again, I'm tired of lifting this thing up and putting it on a couch and going so heavy whatever. I feel like a weird

45:00

vacuuming my couch anyway, But hey, gets the dog here. We want

45:02

to know from you, what's something you learned in the last week. A

45:06

case of keystone light gets your answer to us BMMS and what that is to

45:09

eight, two, nine, four or five. The spectrum is wide on

45:15

this topic. So I was reading a thing and was talking about Anne Frank

45:22

and Frank she was in Germany as a young child. Her parents moved her

45:25

to Poland when Hitler became his thing, and we all learned about Ann Frank.

45:30

She wrote a diary. She was caught, she was killed right at

45:32

a young age, but became such a voice for so many people and and

45:37

just an impressive individual that you know, if this is indeed the diary that

45:44

was hers, that her dad took and then you know, made it into

45:47

a book, that that's crazy, right, because she wrote that book never

45:51

thinking anyone would ever read it right, and everybody and now everybody reads it

45:54

right. And then you have somebody like Martin Luther King, who obviously you

46:00

shouldn't need me to explain to you the part he played in American history,

46:02

and the Birmingham bus protest that went on for over a year, many civil

46:10

rights movements that he was a part of. Right, I have a dream

46:14

speech for those that don't know, is in a completely improvised speech. He

46:17

had a speech written and didn't go with it and went with that. I

46:20

mean, the number of things that you can ge down the rabbit hole about

46:22

Martin Luther King and what he did to advanced advanced civil rights is insane.

46:28

At one point, he was speaking at a church and a man showed up and wanted to assault him beat him up, and he was like, then

46:35

hit me, and the man did and beat him bad in front of the

46:38

whole church. And every time Martin Luther King got up and let him and

46:43

tried to talk to him, and eventually the man stopped and they talked,

46:46

right. Just insane amount of patience that he displayed in multiple scenarios. Nonetheless,

46:53

So the thing that I learned is that Martin Luther King and and Frank

46:57

were born in the same year. So then you because I thought they were

47:01

such different times and they were, but I guess we don't know that Martin

47:06

Luther King who was a child right right, it was thirteen, right,

47:09

Yeah, So I could go on and on about stupid. You know,

47:14

it's it's not Greek or Discovery in your home. But I learned George Washington

47:20

had red hair. It wasn't powdery white. Now Thomas Jefferson red hair.

47:24

God damn gingers have been running this country, right, that's why things they're

47:29

all sideways stealing our souls for that long. Yeah, but it's like,

47:35

oh, it's covered on Christianity, not in the Devil. Right. What's

47:40

something you've learned in the last week? Bmms? And what that is to

47:44

A two nine four five case keystone, Like could it be yours? If

47:46

we picked your text? So get yours to us BMMS space, what's something

47:51

you've learned in the last week to the phone number eight two nine four five. Will take a break and we'll be back. Elsa's Morning Show, The

47:58

Big Man Boarding Show. The assault continues the next ninety seven five m O

48:02

D. Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one eight

48:16

four six Oh k m O D. You can also text BMMS and then

48:22

what you want to say to eight two, nine four five. Let's play

48:27

a game because we had tickets to give away. Cam Ody's Spring Fling Thing

48:31

featuring Star Set is April thirteenth to the Tulsa Theater. Tickets available Tulsa Theater

48:36

dot com. We're gonna play the numbers game. You gotta try and beat

48:38

Lindsey, and you'll call up decide what category you want numbers, percentages or

48:43

averages, and then you'll get five questions from GIMPI. Lindsay will return in

48:47

the room because she won't have heard the questions, and then she'll try to

48:51

get closer to the answer than you. So nine one, eight four six,

48:54

Oh K M O D good morning, you're on the air. What

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is your name? Ahead, that's hi, Jennifer. How are you good?

49:04

Good? What category do you want? Numbers? Percentages or averages per

49:07

percentages? It is? It's five questions from gimbe. Just answered them the

49:12

best that you can. Are you ready? Okay? Here we go,

49:15

All right, Jennifer. In twenty nineteen, pies accounted for what percent of

49:22

big good sales in US grocery stores? Forty percent? She says, all

49:30

right, Jennifer. According to Keebler, you know the magical Elves. What

49:34

percent of Americans say they only eat pie four times a year? According to

49:43

Keebler, what thirty percent? Okay, hey, Jennifer, what, Jennifer?

49:49

What percent of Americans say they never make a pie at home? Twenty

49:58

percent? Okay, Jennifer. What percent of Americans say they prefer to make

50:04

homemade pie on Thanksgiving? What percent of Americans say they prefer to make homemade

50:08

pie? Eighty eight eighty percent? Okay? Last one here, doll Apple

50:15

pie is the most popular pie in America by what percent? Fifty? Overwhelming

50:24

me? What's your favorite pie? There, Jennifer Paklin, Ashley Pecan turn,

50:32

Yes, do you like it with? Have you ever had the Dixie

50:35

one where they put chocolate chips in it? No? I haven't tried that.

50:37

I'm good. That does all right, lindsay percentage? This is the

50:40

category. You're ready, ready, Lindsey. In twenty nineteen, pies accounted

50:45

for what percent of baked goods sales in US grocery stores. Let's say forty

50:53

percent? Give me a different answer, okay, forty one percent? Forty

50:58

one percent? All right? According to Keebler, you know the magical elves.

51:02

Yeah. What percent of Americans say they only eat pie four times a

51:07

year? Twelve percent? Twelve percent? All right, lindsay, what percent

51:15

of Americans say they never make pie at home? Never make pie at home?

51:22

Never ever? Ever? Percent? Give me a different answer, oh,

51:29

h thirty percent? Alrighty, then, Lindsey, what percent of Americans

51:35

say they prefer to make a homemade pie on Thanksgiving? Oh? Uh,

51:39

seventy percent? Seventy percent? All right, Lindsey. Last one here,

51:45

apple pie is the most popular pie in America by what percent? Ooh,

51:52

sixty five percent? Sixty five percent. How do you think she did there,

51:55

Jennifer, I were pretty clipped on a lot of it. No idea,

52:00

you said, all right, So question one, gimbie. The question

52:04

is in twenty nineteen, pies accounted for what percent of baked goods sales in

52:08

US grocery stores. Jennifer said they accounted for forty percent of sales. Lindsey

52:14

said forty but changed it to forty one percent. Prices rightedor the answer?

52:19

The answer is seventeen percent. Yes, Jennifer got that one right. Jennifersond

52:24

won to nothing. You need two more to win those tickets came out Spring

52:29

Fling Thing featuring star set on April thirteenth of the Telson Theater. Question to

52:31

you number two, according to Keebler, you know the magical elves. What

52:36

percent of Americans say they only eat pie four times a year? Jennifer said

52:42

thirty percent of Americans only eat pie four times a year. This has got

52:52

a more realistic answer. Lindsey said, only twelve percent of Americans only eat

52:58

pie four times a year. Then the answer is sixty three percent of America

53:02

eats pie four times a year. I feel like that's a lot. I'm

53:07

right, I don't eat pie that off. Do you eat pie very often?

53:10

Lindsay, I'm not even asking you. So Jennifer got that one right.

53:15

She is up two to nothing. You need one more for those tickets. Question three, Uh, the question is what percent of Americans say they

53:22

never make a pie at home? Jennifer said twenty percent of them never make

53:25

pie at home. Lindsey said thirty percent. The answer is forty percent.

53:30

Ooh, Lindsey got that one right. Mountain a comeback. She has one,

53:35

You have two, Jennifer. Question four, the question is what percent

53:38

of Americans say they prefer to make homemade pie on Thanksgiving. Jennifer said eighty

53:44

percent. The bulk of America likes to make a homemade pie on Thanksgiving.

53:47

Lindsay said seventy percent, and the answer is sixty nine percent. Lindsay got

53:54

that one right. It's tied two to two. Comes down to the last

53:58

question to see if you're gonna get those two gets to see star Set.

54:00

It came Odys Spring Fleing Thing on April thirteenth to the Tulsa Theater. Gimpy.

54:05

Well, the question is apple pie is the most popular pie in America?

54:07

About what percent? Fosters telling you, Well, Jennifer said fifty percent.

54:13

It is the most popular pie about fifty percent. Lindsay said by far

54:17

the most popular pie of all the pies, sixty five percent. When the

54:22

question was asked apple pie is the most popular pie in America by what percents?

54:27

The answer is twenty six percent. Jennifer got that one right. Congratulations,

54:32

Jennifer, you got those tickets. Star Set will be here April thirteenth

54:36

for Camody's Spring Fleing Thing. Hand of line, so gimpy to get your

54:38

personal info. Okay, all right, conger, this good job. I

54:44

am more of a cobbler guy. I'm not much of a pie guy. You like shoes, huh he is, yes, yeah, but if you

54:51

had, if I had to pick a pie, probably coconut cream pie.

54:54

I like a good cream pie. I'm a blueberry pie guy myself. Pies

55:00

are good. Yeah, what you I like lemon meringue, I know,

55:04

or key lime. I just like the moraine part. And I do like

55:07

the flavor of coconut, but I don't like the texture of like the coconut

55:13

slices that they put on top shavings. Yes, can't stay in that,

55:16

okay. I can't go wrong with a good banana cream pie, is true.

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But pie, yeah, pecan pie, olid and old school pumpkin maing.

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But nothing tops for me like a BlackBerry pie or a BlackBerry cobbler with

55:30

vanilla ice cream and we're still warming. It all gets gooey. Yes,

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so good, sweet and condensed milk and a gobbler. Try it, I

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know, yeah, whatever, No, it's it's a good it's a good

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hack. I was just laughing at what you said. You shared a lot

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about your vacuum and and how to make a good gobbler gimpy pie. Yeah,

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be on his Hartley. Later, all right, we're we're giving away

55:57

because up to a bake sale. Where do you put your call your pie?

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You're on your way to the bake sale? How did you get your shark vacuum home in your Harley? We want to know what's something you've learned

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in the last week? A case of Keystone like could be yours? For frigging a Friday? BM A mess and whatever that is? To eight two

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nine four five The Big Med Morning Show. Good morning, It's the Big

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Mad Morning shown six Oh Kate m o the giving away beer, Frigging a

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Friday? All day a stale morning. We're giving away a Keith Keystone,

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a case of Keystone light. What's something you've learned in the last week?

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BM? A mess and what that is? To eight two nine four five.

56:46

David is on the line. Good morning, David, how are you

56:51

hey? You doing well? How's it going? Good man? David? What's something you've learned in the last week? I learned to ride a motorcycle?

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Tell me how you learned to ride a motorcycle Myers durn Harley Davidson as

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a Rider's Class safety course and sign up for that point groove did an online

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course, in person course, and then did two days on a bike with

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them. Yeah, it's a great program they do over there at Meerstern.

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So question I have is how first, how old are you? Twenty nine?

57:24

And did you ever own like a bicycle or a scooter or anything like

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that. I had a bike growing up. Yeah, okay, So what

57:32

was your biggest thing that you were like, I got to do this,

57:35

so I learned because you already understood the premise of balance. So my biggest

57:42

struggle was definitely the low speed maneuvers, like cornering at real low speeds afraid

57:49

that you're going to fall over. Oh yeah, it was not getting the

57:52

bike to do what you wanted to do when you're going that slow. And

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did you already own a bike or did you buy one? I just bought

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one this past week. Congratulations. What kind of bike is that? I

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got a botch of three fifties Royal Endfield? Okay, right on, man

58:12

Field, not bad, right on man Well, congratulations, Gibby, go

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ahead and tell him exactly what he's gonna get. I'll a man recently learned

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that he's about to be in the same class as the goneriea Granny, you

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better watch for that drip old timer. Here's the case that keys don't wit

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bad to you guys. Hang on the line, friend, Ghipy's gotta get

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your personal info and have a fantastic weekend. All right, all right,

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hey, thanks, all right, man, be safe. Let's see what Gimpie has in his four x four. Well. Cobna says here that Harvard

58:39

removed a human skin from book. Harvard's library says it removed human skin used

58:47

to bind a book from the eighteen hundreds, the French book that is part

58:52

of the university's collection since nineteen thirty four. It is a or it's a

58:57

meditation of the soul, and after death, a doctor who used the skin

59:01

of a dead patient to bind this particular copy left a note that said a

59:06

book about the human soul deserved a human covering. Harvard verified the nature of

59:10

the bindings a decade ago and says ethical considerations led to its removal. I'm

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kind of against this. Why history makes sense. It's not awesome, right,

59:23

I get it. I say the same thing when they started tearing down

59:27

statues, but well, one that represents really negative connotation. I'm for that.

59:35

There's nothing wrong with that, I'm saying taking down a statue doesn't erase

59:38

history, right neither, right? Living the skin from a book, No,

59:42

But where people can't see it and learned that that was the thing is

59:45

a different thing, right Right. You can still go read about how those

59:50

people were leaders in that part of the war, right right. Hey,

59:55

this is a fun story. Forty five dead after bus plunges off a bridge

1:00:00

in South Africa. This is a crazy story, I'm telling you. Authorities

1:00:05

say the dozens are dead after a bus in South Africa plunged off a bridge

1:00:08

yesterday. The bus was heading to an Easter festival in Limpoopo, Limpoopool when

1:00:15

the bus driver reportedly lost control and according to the province's Department of Transportation and

1:00:22

Community Safety, this is the fun part. The bus fell about fifty five

1:00:25

yards down before catching fire. Officials say forty five people were killed and only

1:00:31

one passenger and eight year old's amazing. Amazing? Now is that kid destined

1:00:37

for some stuff in life, like good stuff for bad baby? I don't

1:00:40

know, man, but he's a lone survivor. Man. So many questions

1:00:45

was that did their parents? Everyone that did their parents perish? Right?

1:00:47

Were they awake. Did they understand what was happening? Do they remember?

1:00:51

Like, no, they're I don't know what destined for great would be, but you're definitely going to carry some trauma back. Absolutely, absolutely stable at

1:00:58

eight years old, you remember thinking at eight years old, you know what I mean? And this is going to travel with him for a whole Not

1:01:04

bad choice words, but I you know what I mean. Right moving forward,

1:01:07

the wealth of the one percent hits a record forty four trillion dollars.

1:01:13

The Federal Reserve reported that the top one percent reached a record forty four trillion

1:01:19

dollars and combined wealth at the end of last year. The most recent gains

1:01:23

came from stock values increases, which netted over two trillion dollars in the fourth

1:01:28

quarter. The one percent own around half of individually held stocks. Since twenty

1:01:35

twenty, their wealth has increased by almost fifteen trillion dollars. And then,

1:01:40

lastly here twenty twenty four Tulsa Heartwalk is taking place on four to twenty.

1:01:46

Thousands of people will meet at one Oak Field and walk through downtown Tulsa on

1:01:51

April twentieth as part of the twenty twenty four Tulsa Heartwalk, You can register

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for the event as a team and raise money, or show up on your

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own just to join in. Funds raised through the Tulsa Heart Walk will go

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towards research, CPR, training, medical breakthroughs, and more champions for Equitable

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Health. Gates open at nine and the walk begins at ten. Several schools

1:02:27

pulled off surprise upsets and advanced to the Elite eight in the NCAA Men's College

1:02:31

Basketball Tournament. The first number one seed of the Attorney went down after fourth

1:02:37

seeded Alabama shopped North Carolina eighty nine to eighty seven number six clubs and followed

1:02:43

suit with a seventy seven to seventy two takedown of second seed Arizona. Meanwhile,

1:02:47

number three Illinois edged second seeded Iowa State seventy two to sixty nine,

1:02:53

while top overall seed Yukon took care of business against San Diego State eighty two

1:02:58

to fifty two. Sweet sixteen continues from Dallas and Detroit on Friday. Number

1:03:02

one seeds per Due and Houston are both in action. They should be worried.

1:03:07

I mean NC going downs massive. Yeah. People them in Houston were

1:03:12

the ones that people thought were gonna win it all. Right. The Chiefs

1:03:15

are officially adding an international rugby star to their roster. ESPN reports that Kansas

1:03:22

City is signing European rugby player Louis ers Zemmitt as a new offensive weapon.

1:03:29

The expectation is for the Chiefs to look at Rezammet at running back and perhaps

1:03:34

wide receiver. The twenty three year old participated in the NFL's International Pathway Pro

1:03:38

Day last week after announcing in January that he was attempting to play in the

1:03:43

NFL. This season will mark the first time that each team will have a

1:03:46

seventeenth roster spot on the practice squad specifically available for an international player. This

1:03:52

is a huge deal because when you can and I'm not saying it's going to

1:03:55

be great, but to acquire a player that nobody knows anything about other than

1:04:00

he's fast, how do you prepare for him. You're gonna watch his rugby

1:04:04

film, Yeah, right, because rugby play totally different than different to Yeah.

1:04:08

Yeah, probably super tough. Sure, all football players are tough,

1:04:13

but the idea that he's he's a pretty big guy and he runs a four

1:04:17

to two right, which is really fast, So I'm I'm excited for that

1:04:23

creates him excitement, like, oh, what do we got here? But

1:04:27

I think he's going to be a pretty versatile player. One of the great

1:04:29

things about Travis Kelce is he's so versatile. He can he can step behind

1:04:33

the center if he needs to. He can run the ball. He's a

1:04:36

great block He's a pretty good blocker, right, He's a good downfield yards

1:04:41

after catch. So if you can have a player that is so universal dangerous,

1:04:45

Yeah, and this guy's young too, twenty three, So if he's

1:04:49

good, I'll stick around. And that's your balls to the Wall Sports.

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ninety seventy five KMOD Little Taser Time Trivia. Who was the last person to

1:06:21

do last week? That would be mean? All right, So Gimmy's gonna

1:06:24

pick the first person that's gonna go. We've got questions in envelopes and you

1:06:29

have to answer three questions to avoid getting shocked. You better get them right.

1:06:32

First person going that is going to be Quarbine, all right. So

1:06:39

gonna hand the taser over. I'll take that. You get questions, is

1:06:42

that a deviled egg or just a hard boiled egg? It's a hard boiled

1:06:45

Okay, I'm sorry, bro, because she's in here eating horriboled than her

1:06:50

vape. I guess that is true. I'd rather smell your steaky egg carts.

1:06:55

You guys are both eating eggs. Well, where's my heart boiled egg?

1:06:58

Wait, just a minute ago, you dogged on it. I didn't

1:07:00

dug on it. No, well, you to your voice didn't make it

1:07:03

sound awesome. I wasn't expecting to see her eat a hard boiled egg this

1:07:06

early in the morning, and I don't think I've ever seen her eat a

1:07:10

hard boiled egg ever before. Oh yeah, so oh yeah, I'd rather

1:07:13

eat that than those super little soufle things she eats. Uh huh, yeah,

1:07:16

I felt. Okay, just make it sure, so words listen.

1:07:19

I'm I having a good keen of ability to know what's happening by looking at

1:07:23

your eyes. So I knew what was happening. Okay, yeah, I

1:07:26

knew you weren't going to shock me. No, all right, So Lindsay's

1:07:30

got these questions that have been made by somebody outside the room and Gimpi's holding

1:07:35

the electrifying agent. So she's going to ask the questions and hopefully she won't

1:07:40

knock over her hard boiled eggs. All right, lindsay, question one?

1:07:45

Question one? What birds eye is larger than its brain? What's what birds?

1:07:56

Is this a trick question? What birds is bigger than its brain?

1:08:03

That is the question, bird's eye is bigger than its brain? So,

1:08:10

like, I gotta be honest, I don't know the size of a lot

1:08:14

of bird brains. Yeah, I feel like I want to This guy just

1:08:23

has to be an easy answer. It can't be like you know, the

1:08:27

African com right, it can't be. It can't be some rare bird no

1:08:32

one's thought of. It's got to be pretty if I remember from my where

1:08:36

there's a will, there's an a course, it's got to be a pretty

1:08:40

obvious answer if the questions so in depth like that. Uh huh. So

1:08:44

I'm gonna say I want to say an owl, but because they have huge

1:08:49

eyes that would make sense logically speaking. I don't know the answer this,

1:08:57

and I feel like I know some things, but I don't. I'm out

1:09:00

on this, Okay, I'm going with owl. Not not the guy who

1:09:03

owned the diner on happy Days. Owl is my final answer? All right,

1:09:11

you say owl, and the correct answer is an ostridge. Ostridge.

1:09:19

Huh. Okay, they got heads very tiny and big old eyes. Guys.

1:09:25

Yeah, tiny brain guys, guys. Okay, I guess I know

1:09:30

they are a bird, but I guess I don't think of him as a bird because they're so massive. They don't really fly. They more flutter than

1:09:36

anything. Not chickens. Again, they knew it was gonna be an obvious

1:09:42

answer, and ostridge should be an obvious answer. I mean they make good

1:09:45

legs at the fair right. Question two, which US president is honored in

1:09:51

the Wrestling Hall of Fame? Abraham Lincoln? He really quickly. Yes,

1:10:00

very confident. How confident are I mean? I was when I said it.

1:10:03

Yeah, And now that I'm marinating in it, I feel like that's

1:10:09

I can't it's not eh, but I'm gonna stick with it. I know

1:10:13

he was a wrestler. I'm sure it's probably it could even be someone like

1:10:17

Eisenhower, Roosevelt Roosevelt Eddie Roosevelt because he was a badass. Yeah, I

1:10:25

mean, anything's possible. Like Eisenhower was a president who his kid died and

1:10:31

he left his uh, he let his wife and his kid died or something,

1:10:34

and he left his kid alone and went to like the Dakota's for like

1:10:40

nine months or something. I'm gonna stay with Lincoln, is my gut answer.

1:10:45

Yeah, Lincoln is my final answer. Yeah. You always say go

1:10:48

with the gut or I always say go with the gut and you say honest

1:10:53

abe Lincoln. Final answer. It is correct, nicely done. Question number

1:11:02

three, what was the first car launched into space? I want to say

1:11:14

a Tesla because we just saw that one. But they used to put a

1:11:19

lot of weird stuff in space when we first started going to space. I

1:11:21

don't think they put cars though, right, monkeys and dogs right by the

1:11:25

way that thinks. So did it fall down or is that Tesla still floating

1:11:28

around up there? Floating around? What an amazing display of like negligence,

1:11:35

right, yeah, well that's a car whatever. Fine. Aliens are like,

1:11:42

hey, I got a new Tesla? Hey right? The lack of

1:11:45

like do you have so much money? You're like, yeah, yeah,

1:11:48

what not? Yeah? I feel like Tesla's a good answer. I feel

1:11:56

like in how far is space true? True? In her space outer space.

1:12:00

We have some billionaires who say they've been to space, but they really

1:12:03

haven't. They were on the edge of space. Right, I'm gonna go

1:12:09

with Tesla. That feels like the safe answer. Tesla my finance final answer.

1:12:14

The first car launched into space was a Tesla Roadster, right, congrat

1:12:21

Yeah. I didn't think they put any other cars like a sixty seven Buick

1:12:25

in space or anything, but you never know. I feel like it would

1:12:28

be pretty negligent of NASA. But the ones I didn't think about was like

1:12:33

China, right or Russia. So I feel like that was where I was

1:12:39

worried. That makes sense, Yeah, I get it. Next person going

1:12:44

Lindsey, Well, she keep her undefeated record of not getting shocked. This

1:12:49

would be the week three, yeah, four, four, almost a month

1:12:55

if she doesn't, or it would be a month if she gets by on

1:12:58

that. Yeah. So she's the electrical device around her body there and we'll

1:13:02

see when she's ready. And then we've got three questions. Gimbi's getting those

1:13:06

ready. They're made by somebody outside the room, so we don't know what

1:13:10

they are. Only the person reading them knows what they are at the time.

1:13:14

Uh, I'm right. I feel that all right? Just making sure

1:13:19

lining Question one number one? What was the first animated series to air on

1:13:27

primetime TV? What was the first animated series to air on primetime TV?

1:13:32

Television? Prime time television would be more like late night, I'm assuming yeah,

1:13:41

and not of like a cartoon as far as like Saturday morning cartoons.

1:13:47

What was the first animated series to air on prime time? Your family?

1:13:51

Guys, you've got the Simpsons, You've got Bob's Burgers was later on?

1:13:59

That was like cut just a couple of years ago. And then there's what's

1:14:06

the other one? What was the first animated series to air on primetime television?

1:14:13

But you know what, going back to cartoons? No, my okay,

1:14:26

uh, there were cartoons on at night? What was the first animated

1:14:30

series at night to air on primetime TV? Right on the line and Jerry

1:14:38

was on at night, I think, and Flintstones were on at night.

1:14:44

I believe Flintstones weren't didn't start in the mornings. I think Flintstones Flintstone's final

1:14:54

answer, Yeah, the first animated series to air on primetime TV was the

1:15:00

Flintstones. Wow right, I gotta be honest. I would have said Simpsons,

1:15:04

rights as would I yeah, back in the late eighties, eighty eight,

1:15:09

eighty nine, something like awesome, thank you. Yes, So,

1:15:14

my my dad used to watch that as as a kid and as adult.

1:15:18

He dude, thanks dad, because he schooled me on television as a kid,

1:15:25

like he, I would watch Flintstones on Saturday mornings. On Saturday mornings.

1:15:29

Yeah, yeah, he watched it as as at night. I gotta

1:15:33

be honest, I'm just impressed that you knew that and can remember that,

1:15:35

because you could remember Greek that you learned just this week. So well,

1:15:40

I have to write it down because they're sure whatever, it doesn't matter,

1:15:43

all right. So question two, Question number two, Lenzy, what is

1:15:46

the most common surname in the US? What is the most common surname in

1:15:51

the US? Common surname? Is? What I love is that, like

1:15:58

she's got this undefeated record and we don't know what the questions are now,

1:16:01

but these aren't easy. I don't think these are easy home runs that the

1:16:04

first one wasn't answer. Damn. What is the most common surname in the

1:16:11

US? Mmm? Probably mister. I'm gonna say mister mister is your final

1:16:21

answer? Yes, lindsay, the most common surname in the US is smith.

1:16:30

Oh wow? Shoot, salutation Okay. Questions difficult because we were all

1:16:43

like surname answer, but yeah, yeah, I wouldn't have said last name,

1:16:47

no, that that would be surname. Okay, I'm thinking of okay,

1:16:51

never mind, Okay. Nonetheless, her streak is now over. Wow,

1:16:56

it's been a while. Yeah, got huh. Yeah, and you're

1:17:00

right on a nerve of veins. Yeah, I feel it right on spider

1:17:02

hole. Yeah, all right. Question three, Lendsy, last one here.

1:17:11

Gracy buys two adult tickets and two child tickets for the water park.

1:17:15

Lindsy. Adult tickets cost fifty one dollars each. A child ticket costs half

1:17:19

as much. What is the total of the tickets? I'll say it again.

1:17:23

Gracy buys two adult tickets and two child tickets for the water parks.

1:17:28

Adult tickets are fifty one dollars each, and child tickets cost half as much.

1:17:31

What is the total cost of the tickets? Okay and two child?

1:17:40

Right? Two adults. Gracy buys two adult tickets and two child tickets for

1:17:44

the water park. Adult tickets cost fifty one dollars each. Child tickets cost

1:17:46

half as much. What is the total of the tickets. Okay, she's

1:17:55

doing maths on a piece of paper. Go ahead and audibilize some of that

1:17:59

work. She can't think and talk. I can't, you know, I

1:18:03

can't. Yes, she can. I hear her do it every day for

1:18:08

like four hours. Gracy buys two adult tickets and two child tickets for the

1:18:13

water park. Adult tickets cost fifty one dollars. Each child's tickets cost half

1:18:16

as much. What was the total of the tickets? That's the question?

1:18:21

So uh fifty okay, hm hmmm. Instead of talking, we just hummed.

1:18:33

Now you are over complicating this question, right. Gracie buys two adult

1:18:42

tickets and two child tickets for the water park. Adult tickets cost fifty one

1:18:46

dollars each, and child tickets cost half as much. What was the total

1:18:50

of the tickets? One hundred and two dollars for the adult tickets. Gracy

1:18:59

buys to adult tickets and two child tickets for the water park. Is getting

1:19:03

a second piece of paper, folks? I'm writing over the place. Adult

1:19:08

tickets cost fifty one dollars each, the child tickets cost half as much.

1:19:13

What was the total of the tickets? And half of that it would be

1:19:21

one hundred and fifty three bucks. Is that your final answer? Yeah?

1:19:26

Hold on, let me get ready, okay, Lindsey Gracie buys two adult

1:19:30

tickets and two child tickets for the water park. Adult tickets cost fifty one

1:19:35

dollars each. Child tickets cost half as much. The total for all of

1:19:40

the tickets that Gracie paid for is one hundred and fifty three dollars. It's

1:19:49

fifty one ty three. Yeah. That awesome. Yeah. She was like

1:20:00

no, she was giving her own way so much. You're fighting to swim

1:20:04

there. I was like, good god, girl, I don't fight.

1:20:08

The water makes me so nervous and anxious. You got shocked once. I've

1:20:15

been shocked once. Will Gimbi also get shocked once? We'll find out when

1:20:18

we come back. While we're doing that, why don't you guys send a

1:20:21

text tell us what's something you've learned in the last week? Case keystone,

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like could be yours bmms and what that is to eight two nine four five

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Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right back, The Big Mad Morning Show Tulsa's rock

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station NINETYEMOD Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. KMOD can also

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text bmms and then what you want to say to eight, two, nine

1:21:00

or five? Try and do it over again. All right. So we

1:21:02

are in the middle of Taser time trivia, and the way this works is

1:21:06

that you have a device attached to you that shocks you if you button.

1:21:12

If the button is pushed and Lindsey is holding the button and GIMPI has now

1:21:18

armed. I am officially strapped in and ready to ruck. He's got a

1:21:21

strap on and he is ready to get shocked should he get questions wrong?

1:21:28

We have not seen these questions. I haven't even looked. I just opened

1:21:30

it. Are you ready for question one? Yeah, let's have it. Just go ahead, try it one time and leave it running. Okay.

1:21:36

Question one? How many ghosts chase pac Man at the start of the game?

1:21:44

Turn it back on? Turn it back on? How many ghosts at

1:21:47

the start of the game. How many ghosts chase pac Man at the start

1:21:54

of the game. Ah, just pulling on a number out of my ass

1:21:58

three. I think it's three. Have you played pac Man? When was

1:22:03

the last time you played? Dude? It's been decades since I've gotten down

1:22:08

on some pac Man. So I'm just trying to go back in my mind

1:22:12

when I was a small child and remember seeing and now here's the trick.

1:22:15

Question is at the beginning of the game, like after you pressed art and

1:22:18

you start playing the game, or is it when you know do do do?

1:22:21

Do? Do? Do? Is the theme comes on? Yeah,

1:22:25

and they're chasing them around? I have no idea, that's why I just

1:22:28

reach deep in there and I pull that number out and three is the numbers,

1:22:30

I screaming in my head. I could be wrong, but you know,

1:22:33

whatever is what it is, what it is. Final answer is,

1:22:41

final answer is three? Three? How many ghosts chase pac Man at the

1:22:45

start of the game, get be said three? The answer is four?

1:22:50

God son of a bad bitch mother? Wow? Whoa that one hurts?

1:22:57

That was my second guess. And didn't the ghosts have names? Its like

1:23:03

ink and blinking and dot and ink and blinking, stinking and don or something

1:23:08

like that. Hell, I don't know. Yeah, go ahead, now

1:23:11

do it please? Okay? Question two? In what country is the Chernobyl

1:23:17

nuclear nuclear nuclear plant located? In? What country is the Chernobyl plant located?

1:23:26

Man, I want to say Russia. I know it's over there,

1:23:32

over there, finally, but it's probably some other odd ass name that I

1:23:39

don't know, you know what I mean, like almost cost right there did.

1:23:46

I had to buy my tongue on that one because I'm about to say

1:23:49

it. We're gonna go with Russia whatever, probably like Ubistine or some jive

1:23:57

whatever. I'm still sticking with Russia. But yeah, final ace, in

1:24:00

what country is the Chernobyl bomb plant located? You said Russia? The answer

1:24:08

is Ukraine? God the button woman, I did, but that counts.

1:24:14

If the screen was dark, that counts. Then lead it back up?

1:24:19

See it please? Mh okay there, okay. Question three, will Gimbi

1:24:32

go three for three on the shocks today as well? Spell kiss my ass,

1:24:41

Kiss my ass, entrepreneur, spell why do you? Yes? A

1:24:47

good word? Spell entrepreneur? Good starting thenere uh tre pen you e are

1:25:08

God. I'm glad you got this one. I love that it's a random

1:25:11

envelope grab. We have no idea what's in each one? Yeah, I

1:25:15

would have suffered on this one. Is it an E or is it an

1:25:18

A? That's the question on tri pen new or E? Are you ready

1:25:25

for this? I'm ready? All right? Starting with a letter E okay,

1:25:29

and then an N yes, and then a T K and then an

1:25:32

R ok, and then an EK and then a p ok and then an

1:25:35

a OK and then an n okay, and then a UK and then an

1:25:40

E and then an R. Entrepreneur, make sure I've got this right,

1:25:44

because I don't want to get it wrong. E N t R E p

1:25:47

A n U E R That is correct. Spell entrepreneur. You said entrep

1:25:57

hour, which is incorrect. Go ahead and zap me. God damn it,

1:26:01

bitch, all right, the correct spelling is E N T R E

1:26:09

P R E N E. You are I'll go. That is not a

1:26:15

friendly word to spelling. No, it's not. No, it's not God,

1:26:18

I too, America. A lot about times in the same spot is

1:26:23

not good for the leg man. Yeah. Has anybody ever been zapped three

1:26:29

in a row before? Oh? Yeah, okay, just making sure. Oh yeah, I feel I feel like I definitely have. The electricity that's

1:26:34

passed threw me over the past month or so is kind of fried themselves.

1:26:39

You're telling more away I can tell yeah, yeah, all right, we're

1:26:42

giving away beer. What's something you've learned in the last week? A case

1:26:45

of Keystone Light BMMS and what that is to eight two, nine, four five. We'll be back you're listening to the Big Mad Morning Show. This

1:26:53

is Tulsa's Morning show k M O D. Good morning. It's the Big

1:27:12

Mad Morning Show giving away beer for freaking a Friday. And what you need

1:27:18

to do is answer this question. What's something you've learned in the last week?

1:27:23

Case keystone like could be yours BMMS and what that is to? Eight

1:27:27

two nine four five. Jay is on the line. Hey Jay, how

1:27:31

are you? Hey buddy? How's it going? Good man? Jay?

1:27:35

What's something you've learned in the last week? I'll learned my wife as one

1:27:40

of them there lizard people. Huh okay, say more, Well, we

1:27:46

went to a doctor this week and found out she's got an overy that she

1:27:51

actually had removed about four years ago. Doctor said that if they don't get

1:27:57

every little piece of it, then that organ can actually grow back. She's

1:28:02

not growing tails, she's not growing legs, but she's growing growing Oregan's back.

1:28:08

Listen. I mean you shouldn't be surprised she grew a human in her

1:28:11

so, right, Ain't that the truth? Her reproductive system reproduced? Yes,

1:28:16

it did, right on? Man, all right, gimby, go

1:28:19

ahead and tell him exactly what he's gonna get and I recently learned that if

1:28:26

she says she'll got you, she will, even if it is for entertainment

1:28:30

purposes. Only enjoy this case, Keys don't like back to you now hang

1:28:34

on the line, so uh Gimby can get your info and have a fantastic

1:28:38

week. Okay, all right, thanks buddy, Rybuddy, don't go anywhere.

1:28:41

I see what Lindsay has for Balls to the Wall sports. The NASCAR

1:28:57

Cup Series field will battle under the lights in rich on Sunday night for the

1:29:00

Toyota Owner's four hundred Hooray. William Byron became the first multi race winner of

1:29:06

the season following a close victory in the Echo Park Automotive Grand Prix in Austin

1:29:12

last weekend. The driver of the number twenty four car has claimed a pair

1:29:15

of first place finishes following a day and five hundred win last month, and

1:29:21

is sixth in the Cup Series standings. Martin Truickx, Junior, Ty Gibbs,

1:29:26

Ryan Blaney, Denny Hamlin, and Kyle Larson make up the top five.

1:29:30

The owner of the New York Jets is pushing back on a recent report.

1:29:34

Woodie Johnson used social media yesterday to rebut acclaim by NFL Network that he

1:29:42

and head coach Robert Sala had a very heated conversation earlier this week. Johnson

1:29:47

called the claim nonsense and absolutely false, while encouraging people to disregard the irresponsible

1:29:54

report from NFL Network. During the Around the NFL podcast, Colleen Wolf said

1:30:00

she heard about the alleged dispute from a very reliable source. Initially, she

1:30:04

said it occurred on Monday night, but later said it was Sunday. Well

1:30:10

for him to go online and make a statement to be like, and why

1:30:15

would you address that? Yeah, why would you if it didn't happen.

1:30:17

You know, it didn't happen, especially when they weren't even giving details about

1:30:24

what it was about. The speculator, If I remember right, it was

1:30:27

about offense. He mostly talks about defense, and he never talks about offense

1:30:32

with the owner, and that's clearly a problem, and the speculation being I

1:30:39

just don't understand why he felt the need to come out and be like,

1:30:43

if anything to me made it valid, it happened, Okay, yeah a

1:30:47

little bit. Yeah, you're a guy who has millions of dollars, probably

1:30:49

has a couple of companies used to criticism why did you feel the need to

1:30:54

come out on this. He could have just let it go, you and

1:30:58

him, know, you could have called him and go, hey, did

1:31:00

you feel like we had in a confrontation? Right? If you worry about

1:31:03

that relationship? Yeah, yeah. To me, it makes it sound like

1:31:08

he's trying to squash it or keep his beef under wraps. Maybe he did

1:31:12

call him and said, hey, do you feel like we had a bad

1:31:15

confrontation? And he said no, I don't. Well okay, well then

1:31:19

I want to get in front of it. But why right exactly? Maybe

1:31:24

he's sensitive. Maybe maybe he is sensitive, but that's not the type of

1:31:31

tree. He doesn't. He didn't apologize for any of the other things that

1:31:34

have happened in that organization, right, Yeah, it's a well he even

1:31:40

there was a sentence he said in the in the post, and I'm trying

1:31:43

to remember what it said. It was something like, uh, that's the

1:31:47

end of it, which I always take as a thing of like you're full

1:31:51

of s Yeah, okay, Why do you need to make a definitive command

1:31:56

like that? Because they won't want to talk about it anymore? And why

1:31:59

don't they want to talk about because he's embarrassed and shameful that it happened.

1:32:02

Happened. He just doesn't want to ruin their friendship. I don't know,

1:32:06

he's head coach. That man does not care about friendships. He cares about

1:32:12

winning. Yeah, WrestleMania forty is going down this weekend, and report say

1:32:17

some pretty big names from the world of sports entertainment could be making an appearance.

1:32:24

According to a report from PW Insider, WWE insiders have made an overture

1:32:30

for Stone Cooled Steve Austin to be involved in the festivities. In addition,

1:32:36

there's been talk over the last week on having Hulk Hogan involved in some fashion

1:32:44

as well. I think some of these wrestlers, you should just let him

1:32:47

be retired, Like we'll just go with Rick Flair for one. Don't bring

1:32:51

him back for anything except for him to go because he can't even do that

1:32:56

well anymore, you know what I mean. And Hulk is you still you

1:33:00

know, he's still beefy and all. But man, just let them let

1:33:03

them rest. There's a couple things and I think are really interesting. One

1:33:08

with the Rock's appearance at fifty one years of age, Stone Cold maybe coming

1:33:13

back at damn near sixty and not in great health. Right, He's doing

1:33:16

what he can to stay active. I'm not. It's not a dog on

1:33:18

him. He's put his body through hell and you're gonna have them. They're

1:33:23

still stars. They still get massive pops over. Some of these guys that

1:33:27

are have built quite the name for himself themselves. The new guys, Yeah,

1:33:30

yeah, like John Cena's of the world and more newer than that.

1:33:33

Okay, right, So to me, it'll be interesting to see how that

1:33:38

storyline plays out. Are they trying to create this lineup of older guys to

1:33:43

come back and let this passing of the torch happen? At some point they've

1:33:48

kind of put a forget to forgive the reference for those wrestling fans, put

1:33:53

a nail in the coffin. Yeah, of these old guys. Yeah,

1:33:56

like pass the torches, show that it's over. There was a big scene

1:34:00

at the end of Raw where it shows them Cody and and the Rock fighting

1:34:09

and it goes outside into the production area where the semis are and they deliberately

1:34:13

fight in front of a semi with Stone Cold and John Cena, which they

1:34:17

do this occasionally. Some people pick it up, some people don't, or

1:34:21

it's just you know, light a fuse and nothing. It won't be anything,

1:34:27

because again, what are they trying to do? Sell pay perviews?

1:34:30

Yeah, that's it, sell pay per views. There's another wrestling story that's

1:34:33

out there that aw is in a ton of trouble. Really, Yes,

1:34:38

they just had an event where there was less than a thousand people at No,

1:34:42

that's not good at all. No, surely if they had Hull Cogan

1:34:45

could carme Shirley. What if the Hull Cogan showed up? They wouldn't have

1:34:49

him actually wrestle, right, Like, it would be more of a he's

1:34:54

gonna hype someone define Russell? Right? I mean, could he take give

1:34:58

a couple bumps? Probably? Right? Could he take a couple maybe?

1:35:01

So? Maybe maybe light bumps, maybe a throw off, you know,

1:35:06

onto the ropes and a sling back for maybe a clothes line, giving a

1:35:11

clothes line. Yeah, you see what I'm saying. But uh, so

1:35:14

far as like what he would be in his heyday, back in the eighties

1:35:16

when we really knew him, I don't think he'd be wrestling like that.

1:35:19

Yes, to me, it's this should be what is this? What is

1:35:23

the story they're going for? The action in between and how that plays out.

1:35:27

I've never been good at that, but I've been pretty good at trying

1:35:30

to figure out the navigation of the story. Where are they going and to

1:35:32

me, if they bring back Hogan and Stone Cold right and the Rock and

1:35:38

Scene has always said I'm going to keep making appearances as long as i can

1:35:41

because this is what made me who I am. And Scenea's got a huge

1:35:45

beef with the Rock, Like, but there could be this thing where they passed the torch. If all these guys come back to pass the torch,

1:35:51

that that could be a huge significance. But I don't never say never with

1:35:56

guys leaving the leaving wrestling, Yeah, they could always show up. So

1:36:00

I think it's gonna be awesome. Yeah. And Russ Cook is a runner

1:36:05

who's on the verge of an accomplishment no one has ever done before running the

1:36:11

entire length of Africa. Cook has averaged a marathon a day during his three

1:36:15

hundred and forty day journey from Cape Agulhas, South Africa to Ross Angela,

1:36:23

Tunsia, and has traveled over ninety six hundred miles through fifteen countries. He's

1:36:29

also been robbed at gunpoint and had a near death experience in the jungle.

1:36:32

Cook now has about six hundred miles left and his journey is complete and he's

1:36:38

documented every part of it on YouTube. Pretty cool guy, And that is

1:36:43

your Balls to the Wall sports. I'm lindsay in ninety seven to five Cam,

1:36:57

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1:37:30

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1:37:35

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1:37:39

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1:38:19

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1:38:28

willy nilly anything you want to talk about, bring up something new, go

1:38:31

back to something. It's completely up to you. And so a couple of

1:38:38

things for willy nilly. I got hul Cogan is going to be at WrestleMania.

1:38:43

He is at the fan event that they do well. He'll be signing

1:38:46

autograph, So it doesn't necessarily mean he'll be involved, gotcha, but he

1:38:50

will be there at least plays. He will be in Philadelphia. Okay,

1:38:56

so is there a possibility, sure, no guarantee. The other one,

1:39:00

I think this is bigger. Rock Lessner's back on the roster. Really,

1:39:03

they're showing him on the roster page. I in some trouble not too long

1:39:08

ago. They believe he's the unnamed person in the Vince McMahon lawsuits. Oh

1:39:14

yeah, unnamed former mm A current wrestler, right right, which was felt

1:39:20

easy to put together. That also could involve Bobby Lashley, by the way,

1:39:25

who also did MMA and and what's it seem punk and so it could

1:39:29

be, but it felt like everybody felt like it was brock Lesner. Nonetheless,

1:39:32

he's back on the roster, which I think there's a high probability you

1:39:35

see him at WrestleMania. So in that world, I think it's gonna be

1:39:41

big. Yeah. The other thing that I just saw is they have announced

1:39:46

some rules apparently for the Paul Tyson fight. Oh okay, fighters over the

1:39:54

age of thirty six must successfully complete an EEG and an e KG to detect

1:40:00

if there are harder brain problems. Okay, that makes sense. Both fighters

1:40:04

will well wear sixteen ounce gloves, which is different than the normal ten ounce

1:40:10

gloves and sixteen ounce gloves are usually what people wear for sparring. They're bigger

1:40:15

and heavier. It slows punches down dramatically. They're easier to block, and

1:40:25

so the idea is, I think this will make it a little bit easier.

1:40:27

But if you don't go sparring and then doing a full fight with heavier

1:40:32

gloves, it's a lot man. So we'll see how that plays out.

1:40:35

Rounds will be scheduled with a duration of two minutes rather than the regular three

1:40:41

minutes. Okay, No official judges will score the fight, therefore no winner

1:40:45

unless a ko okay. So basically they're just boxing each other for fun and

1:40:53

nobody gets to take any bragging rice quote unquote unless somebody gets knocked the f

1:40:58

out. Yeah, it feels more like an exhibition without saying the word exhibition.

1:41:02

We're doing this for the money, yes, and I think this is

1:41:06

a sparring session. I think so that's that's what you do in sparring.

1:41:12

We don't score a spot when you spar and if someone gets knocked out,

1:41:15

it's over. The question is who's gonna get knocked out? I don't think

1:41:20

anybody, you don't think, so they're just gonna drag it out just for

1:41:24

entertainment purpose. I don't think they're gonna drag it out. I think Tyson

1:41:28

the power to knock somebody out, right, I know, but he definitely

1:41:32

has the power. But with the heavier glove, it could slow him down

1:41:35

a lot, and it might be enough to slow down for Paul to get

1:41:40

out of the way. Okay, he's gonna have to catch Paul completely off

1:41:45

guard. Two minutes is not very long, No, not enough, not

1:41:48

in a fight. I know. Two minutes is long enough. It is

1:41:53

long enough. I'm just telling you that if they're really it depends. If

1:41:57

Paul is like all I'm gonna do is evade, he might not get hit,

1:42:01

right if Tyson comes out like I just want to be a bull in

1:42:05

a China closet, and I think he might tire himself out. So maybe,

1:42:11

So any of you guys plan on watching or just catch it. I

1:42:15

am not paying for a pay per view. If someone someone I know is

1:42:20

buying it and they say, hey, come over, come on over and

1:42:23

watch it, then maybe, right, I think when they do that,

1:42:26

you're being expected to chip in. And that's on Netflix, right, Oh

1:42:30

yeah, that's on Netflix. That's Netflix. I believe it's still going to

1:42:33

be a pay per view though. Yeah, if it's free on Netflix,

1:42:35

I'll watch Yeah, right, something I might have to check in. I

1:42:39

am not paying extra. I can get the highlights the next day. There

1:42:43

is no sense of I can follow on Twitter to find out what happened. Right. Hell, if it's on Netflix and I don't have to pay extra,

1:42:48

I'll have a party and we can all watch it at my house.

1:42:51

Why would I go to your house to watch watch a fight that's gonna happen

1:42:54

at eleven pm when I can sit in my bed and do it. Yeah,

1:42:56

that's fine. I'm just saying the reason and you get together is because

1:43:00

someone's paying for it. Right, you don't have to pay as much,

1:43:03

right, right? Maybe there'll be a bar something around town broadcast Maybe that's

1:43:08

true. Yeah, uh okay, Lindsey, this question is for you.

1:43:14

Oh right, where do you find cheap boys clothes for your kids? Oh?

1:43:17

Uptown resale shop and Broken Arrow ninety first and Elm they have good quality

1:43:26

stuff. Or if you have a problem with buying used Ross Ross is the

1:43:34

place, and I like the one on seventy first Street. If you like

1:43:40

shopping in war zones. Yes, and you want to take forty five minutes

1:43:44

to check out? Yes? If you want one sleeve longer than the other,

1:43:47

yes, If you want a third button where it doesn't belong, yes,

1:43:53

or one arm that's longer than the other. Old maybe old? Maybe

1:43:59

because you get the old Navy bucks to say Cole's What about Cole's Cash?

1:44:03

No, I don't. I don't know if they do Cold's Cash. Are

1:44:08

they still do? Yeah? I don't know you, but on Cole's Girl,

1:44:13

I feel like I end up spending way too much. You say that about it almost everywhere you show. That's why don't shop at Costco. Yeah,

1:44:21

well you have to buy a You have to overspend at Costco because you're

1:44:25

buying him both. Uh. Some other texts coming in? What question has

1:44:30

been asked so much? It makes you want to roll your eyes? Now, Lindsey, I don't know. There's a lot of them, too many,

1:44:41

too many to know. I gotta be honest. I don't think you've

1:44:45

been here long enough to answer that question. Okay, that's fair. Yeah, I'm not saying you can't have one you're annoyed with, but two years

1:44:54

three? Coming up on three? Yeah, I know Gimpy. Hey,

1:45:00

how come y'all don't play some of that old stuff Biggie on it? Okay,

1:45:05

Yeah, that one gets a lot, and I'm like, it's been

1:45:09

how many years since he's been on the field. Yeah, come on,

1:45:12

man, I would say, uh, if you didn't get into radio,

1:45:16

what would you do? That was another one, Willie only something for Corby

1:45:23

the Queen, MLK, MLK and a net and let me try that again.

1:45:29

Something for Corby the Queen, mL K and Anne Frank. They wrote

1:45:33

a net, I like a net. Were all love at the same time,

1:45:40

We're all I'm sure they meant born at the same time. The Queen

1:45:43

was only three years older than MLK and Ann. Then the Queen wasn't born

1:45:47

at the same time. MLK was born the same year as Ann Frank Right

1:45:53

right, s jides whatever uh Tyson Paul Fied is free to Netflix subscribers.

1:46:02

Okay. Has anyone watched Quiet on the set? I'm curious if you guys

1:46:06

think the parents were negligent? Lindsay, I have not yet watched it.

1:46:11

I'm it is on my to do list. I'll probably watch it next week

1:46:15

when my company leaves. Gimbi. I have not that's on Max right,

1:46:24

HBO, Max? Sure, I think so. I haven't watched it yet.

1:46:27

I've seen some of the clips and stuff on the TikTok, so I

1:46:30

guess technically I have watched a little bit of it, but not enough to

1:46:34

form an opinion. I could easily say, yes, the parents were negligent

1:46:39

because the parents would save dollar signs and their kid out there being stars and

1:46:44

not really care what they got to do to get to that point and to get that money. So I would, in my own personal opinion, not

1:46:49

really watching the whole thing, I would say yes, the parents were negligent.

1:46:53

I have not watched it either, I know the gist of it,

1:46:56

and one hundred percent I would say the pa take some sort of responsibility.

1:47:02

Negligent maybe, but they definitely didn't need to take some responsibility in what happened

1:47:10

to their child too. Well, why did they? That is not a

1:47:13

normal environment for a child, No, it's not. And for you to put your guard down and just trust strangers who want money, I think is

1:47:24

not the right avenue. I'm sure they were like he was like family.

1:47:28

He would say things like that, and it was definitely at a time when

1:47:30

we when when people weren't as aware of predators, right, So I guess

1:47:39

there's something there. I did see yesterday though, that there was three or

1:47:44

possibly even five producers at Nickelodeon and one was a talent coach, one was

1:47:50

a producer, and one was a a writer. That they were all at

1:47:59

one time convicted of being a pedophile, one was a child molester arrested.

1:48:04

They all had criminal records of indecency with children. Yeah, I don't I

1:48:11

don't know that Nickelodeon goes we hire, you know, Lindsay's production company.

1:48:15

We have no idea that we don't check the employees you hire as the production

1:48:17

company, right, So who knows what happened with that? But that would

1:48:23

be that that's insane. Yeah. The other thing too, that is bizarre

1:48:30

about that. And I encourage everybody to go look this up. And I

1:48:32

don't know if it's true. I just saw it online. Probably fake.

1:48:35

The comparison between what Epstein Island looks like and the Nickelodeon logo. Yeah,

1:48:45

go look it up if you haven't seen it. It is very interesting. Uh, if you died, did you find a gimpie? Yeah? If

1:48:55

you died, what kind of weird instruction or clauses. Would you like to

1:49:00

put in your will just to mess with your heirs, lindsay, I don't

1:49:08

know. I would hope that my kids would have to stay close. You

1:49:14

don't really mean that, you don't really you don't really mean that you want

1:49:17

them to hinder their life goals and the things they want to do for your

1:49:21

last wishes. I don't. I don't mean. I don't mean like stay

1:49:25

close, has in like they have to live in the same state, but

1:49:28

just stay close, stay in touch. What if one of them bangs the

1:49:31

other's wife, you want them to stay close. What if one of them

1:49:38

create does excellently kill someone, accidentally kill someone, whatever, There's no way

1:49:45

to know. Yeah, depends on why they did. I don't know.

1:49:49

I just I don't ever want them to lose touch with each other. Gimbi,

1:49:56

I am going to say that you have to keep all of my stuff,

1:50:00

and because it's my parents' stuff as well. When they died, I

1:50:03

got all their stuff and my grandparents stuff, right, so all this garbage

1:50:06

that I've collected over the years kept, they have to keep all of it

1:50:11

on display, on display you have I'm talking about bottles, you know,

1:50:16

all those little knickknacks and the Kyrio cabinet from them, all that stuff,

1:50:20

and then everything that I own just as well. So you can't have your

1:50:27

own stuff. Well, you can still have your own stuff. I don't

1:50:29

aware you've seen how many Avon bottles you have. You have to get a

1:50:34

store front and put this stuff on display the museum. Yeah, mine is.

1:50:44

You're gonna have to go on a treasure hunt every year on my birthday.

1:50:49

That's fun. Do you have maps? I mean, my little autonomy

1:50:55

is okay, unlike you too. I'll give them some autonomy. I have

1:51:00

a question for Willie Nilly when it comes to the cargo ship that crashed into

1:51:06

the Franciscott Key Bridge. Why did President Biden assure us that we were going

1:51:14

to pay to have it rebuilt. Wouldn't it be the responsibility of the insurance

1:51:18

company of the ship? Absolutely not? Absolutely not. Why not? Well,

1:51:25

because it's a foreign ship, Okay, how do you know if they

1:51:29

even have insurance? Still, their government probably should have put up the cash.

1:51:33

Then, to know, that's not how it works, that's not how

1:51:35

the industry works. So that's one part. There's a thing called the Jones

1:51:40

Act. Go look it up. It's an outdated act. It's creates many

1:51:43

problems. The other thing is that that is a It is one of the

1:51:47

biggest, if not the biggest port in America. You will see the price

1:51:51

of cars increase dramatically because of how many cars go through that port every day.

1:51:58

So every day that it's not open and every day that all that's happening

1:52:01

and people can't, it creates a massive People are gonna lose their jobs because

1:52:04

they can. They're going to close those ports as long as it takes to

1:52:08

rebuild that bridge. So what do you do do you and the government has

1:52:12

a responsibility to get that infrastructure back up as fast as possible. I don't

1:52:15

like the idea that we have to pay for it, but we need a solution pretty fast. Well, you know, the top one percent is you

1:52:20

know, got forty four trillion dollars apparently, so let them pay for it.

1:52:25

But instead Joe Blow like us, has to pay for with their tax

1:52:30

dollars. I mean, yes, we have to pay for it ultimately, but it isn't like you know, our price is going up. So then

1:52:38

okay, we pay for it, and then could we go after that company

1:52:41

later once it's done and get reimbursed. So you're asking me if another foreign

1:52:45

country or for foreign business would have to show up in an American court.

1:52:48

Sure, I think you know the answer to that. The answer is no.

1:52:53

Right, Well, I'm gonna go put my name on this onetle bits,

1:52:56

then on what on the bridge after it's rebuilts. I own part of

1:53:00

it. I'm gonna put on there, sure, and then I'm gonna take

1:53:03

it with me. Uh. If you could switch your legs with any animal's

1:53:10

legs, which animal would you choose? Lindsey flamingo because they're nice and skinny.

1:53:16

They're long and skinny. I've always wanted longer legs and skinny ones.

1:53:20

Why are they're pretty skinny? That might really tall? Have you seen their

1:53:29

tongue though it's purple? Yeah, don't blame me for your don't blame me

1:53:36

for your misstep, Gimpie. That is a That is a damn tough question,

1:53:43

because not all animal legs are sexy, and I'm not going for like

1:53:46

like the flamingo legs. I think I would pick that simply because they've been

1:53:49

backwards. Not for the skinny of them, but for the odd and oddity

1:53:54

of them. Right, draft legs super long. The first thing that popped

1:54:00

into my mind was kangaroo. But then I'd be forced to hop everywhere I

1:54:05

go, which I guess wouldn't be too bad, I guess, but I

1:54:10

don't know about all that. So and then you don't want something like a

1:54:13

shrew or mice legs, right, because there's too small. They're too small.

1:54:18

So any animal, any animal, any animal. I'm going with Homo

1:54:23

sapien, which is what you have exactly, So that's not switching. Then

1:54:30

if I switch with somebody else's legs, let's just say I stayed up arcade

1:54:34

up thanse legs. Yeah, Nicole Ritchie, Right, I'm picking a duck

1:54:42

man. Ducks walk funny. I love the idea of the versatiltility of it.

1:54:45

Okay, makes swimming easier? Yeah, yeah, I can stay on

1:54:50

top of the water, right, It just I mean you already wattle everywhere

1:54:55

you going? Amen? Right when I had finished the job. Right?

1:55:00

Have you all watched the comedy Roadhouse? I'm assuming they're talking about the Jake

1:55:04

Jillenhall Connor McGregor movie that I don't believe is a comedy. I have not

1:55:09

watched it, Lindsay, I have watched it and is it a comedy.

1:55:12

It has some funny moments. I wouldn't necessarily call it a comedy. Uh,

1:55:18

it's good. We liked it. Kevin and I watched it. We

1:55:21

liked it. Connor McGregor is no actor. What's good about it? The

1:55:26

fight scenes are good. It does it's it's It follows the same sort of

1:55:33

script as the original. Uh. And Jake Gyllenhall, I mean he is

1:55:41

a badass. He plays a good badass and he is ripped in this movie,

1:55:46

which you have to be, you know, because Patrick's Swayzey was.

1:55:51

They do not spoiler alert, they do not rip out anyone's throat in this

1:55:56

movie, but they do have a throat scene. I've seen that movie before,

1:56:02

right, Yeah, it's uh, it is It's pretty good. I

1:56:06

wouldn't have I would have been disappointed if they would have released it in movie

1:56:11

theaters though, So I am glad that it went to the home to prime

1:56:15

or whatever. Yeah, it's it's worth the watch. Gimby. I haven't

1:56:20

watched. I have no intentions in watching it because I think it's going to

1:56:23

ruin the first one and I don't want that to happen. The original House

1:56:28

is badass. So I don't know. I'm good, I'm good. I

1:56:31

have not watched it. I doubt I'm gonna seek it out, and I

1:56:38

don't believe it's comedy. How about this, who would win in a three

1:56:42

way fight? Gimby twelve hours after ingesting five hundred and fifty hits of LSD.

1:56:47

That's a lot of accid, lindsay, twelve hours of after downing a

1:56:54

Leader of Tequila or Cortman twelve hours after completing a try athlon, lindsay,

1:57:01

Well, how long does LSD stay in your system? Months? Okay?

1:57:08

Months? Months? Months, Yeah, let's go at like five hundred and

1:57:11

fifty eights. You're probably talking like three four months maybe, hmm. All

1:57:17

right, So I'm gonna say, even though a triathlon is going to be

1:57:23

an excruciating leave you an excruciating pain, probably you're I mean, you work

1:57:30

out on a rag, so you're twelve hours of sleep, you're gonna be

1:57:33

pretty rested. So I'm gonna give it to Corbin because you will be still

1:57:41

rested. A Leader of Tequila even after twelve hours of sleep, I'm still

1:57:46

gonna be probably hungover an LSD. Huh huh, Nope, you're going with

1:57:54

you, Okay, Gimbi, I think that I'll still be in the corner

1:57:59

rocking back and forth after twelve hours after ingesting five hundred and fifty hits of

1:58:02

LSD. So I'm out on that one. Corbin, I think is going

1:58:06

to still be a little sore, a little tired. Yeah it's twelve hours.

1:58:11

Yeah he might. He might be a little rested, have gotten some

1:58:14

sleep, but I think he's still going to be sore after that. So

1:58:17

I'm gonna give it to Lindsay because twelve hours after downing a leader tequila,

1:58:21

Okay, she might be a little hungover, but she it ain't gonna slow

1:58:25

her down any I don't think so. I think the twelve hours after ingesting

1:58:31

five hundred and fifty hits of LSD, Gimbie will still be fighting imaginary flies

1:58:35

around him, or hiding from whoever's hunting him, or writing a beautiful operatic

1:58:45

rock album. Right. And I think twelve hours after downing a leader of

1:58:50

tequila, I don't disagree, Gimpbee. I think there is enough time to

1:58:54

replenish electrolytes, eat a subway sandwich, you know what I mean, get

1:59:00

some rest, take a B twelve. There might be some ability to come

1:59:03

back from that. Twelve hours after completing a triathlon, I think there that's

1:59:09

also enough time to recover, if not fully, if you've been training correctly,

1:59:12

you could recover one hundred percent okay, So I think percentage wise of

1:59:16

recovery, I think the best bet would be either the tequila or the triathlon.

1:59:23

So I would I'm gonna go with triathlon. You can't really train for

1:59:27

drinking a handle of tequila, but you can train you know how to maybe

1:59:30

recover afterwards. So putting like ability to fight aside, I think recovery is

1:59:38

what we're talking about. Yeah, that's fun, all right. We're giving

1:59:43

away beer. What's something you've learned in the last week? A case of

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Keyston light bmmss and what that is to eight two nine four five Rush of

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the Big Men Morning Show is nest ninety sevent Good morning, It's the Big

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Bad Morning Show. Nine four six kmod can also text be my master and

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then what you want to say to eight two nine four five giving away beer

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for frigging a Friday good. I've been asking people all day, what's something

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you've learned this week? B good good, Briley? Is that right?

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That is correct. Sorry, hey, Briley, how are you dude?

2:00:41

Good man Briley, what's something you've learned this week? Well? Uh done.

2:00:45

On one of those rabbit hole dives of I found that there's a plant

2:00:49

in Australia called a gimpy gimpy and uh, if you get close to the

2:00:57

plant, it'll uh when you breathe it in, it actually can cause nosebleeds

2:01:02

and cause you go into certain types of cardiac arrest. And if you actually

2:01:09

touch the plant wherever you touch the planet at it'll feel like a burning sensation

2:01:15

either for anywhere between thirty minutes a month. Yeah, this is that.

2:01:20

It makes you feel electrocuted and set on fire. Yeah yeah, wow,

2:01:29

how did you find this? Like? What were you looking up that caused this? Australia. It's always been one of those things I always wanted to

2:01:41

go to and looking up everything about it. So it's pretty cool. You

2:01:46

can actually eat the fruit that the plant produces if you take the hairs off

2:01:54

of it. Sure, shave your fruit before you eat it, all right,

2:02:04

gimp, go ahead and tell him exactly what he's gonna get and know.

2:02:09

Lindsey recently learned how to tell a story in a timely manner. Just

2:02:13

kidding. It still takes three days, takes keys don't like back to you

2:02:17

guys, hang on the line so Gimpy can get your personal info and have

2:02:20

a fantastic weekend. Well, yeah, sure, I'm sure there are many

2:02:30

dangerous plants out there. They say that the Australia is home of some of

2:02:34

the world's most deadliest and dangerous plants and animals, which is another reason why

2:02:41

I don't want to go. I don't want to go. Ah, man,

2:02:44

I would go to Australia a second, Yeah, but what would you

2:02:47

get out in the outback and out in the bush, and like, I

2:02:53

mean, I get it. It sounds cool, and I'm sure it's beautiful

2:02:56

down there. I got a friend down there who who's just gotten married in

2:02:59

Australia. She'll be coming back at the end of this month or whatever,

2:03:02

and uh, beautiful pictures. Looks like she had a great time. But

2:03:10

I don't know if I want to have to worry about you know, small

2:03:14

animals that could kill me, that might that happens here. Maybe I feel

2:03:19

safe when I go camping, like go out to the lake. You know,

2:03:24

I don't feel like there's anything that's going to attack me. I mean,

2:03:28

I know there could be you know, bobcats or something like that that

2:03:30

could potentially or mountain lions or something. But it seems like everywhere you go

2:03:34

in Australia, there's a deadly spider that wants to kill you, there's a

2:03:39

snake that wants to eat your face off, and apparently a plant that makes

2:03:42

you feel like you're election. Yes, yes, yeah, I think as

2:03:48

long as I'm went in like a guided tour, like with people that know

2:03:51

the land, I ain't gonna go wander you' walk about, no, but

2:03:57

yeah I would love to see some of those things. That's the case,

2:04:00

then yeah, all right, cool. You know guided tours I've always thought

2:04:02

of Safari and African Safari would but not by yourself, No, No,

2:04:09

with someone that knows the land, even though have you seen the one where

2:04:12

they're on this guided tour and the elephant picks up the jeep and you're like,

2:04:15

well that didn't look like what am I experienceable see? And that's a

2:04:18

whole nother reason why not to mess with that stuff? Because elephants don't give

2:04:24

a damn about you and your feelings, and they don't sure as hell.

2:04:26

Don't give a damn about that big ass truck or bus that they were in.

2:04:30

No, no, And that's the last thing I need is an elephant

2:04:33

stampede comming towards me. Well, I'm trying to stamp a picture normally,

2:04:36

you're into that. In that video, it's so amazing because the butt driver's

2:04:42

just like eh, He's yelling at him like ah, no, move on

2:04:45

right. It's very amminiscent of that video from maybe a couple of years back

2:04:50

of the was it a hippo that was trying to climb over the fence and

2:04:54

the guy's slapping the hippo in the face like get down, And you're like,

2:04:58

go, what got he? Dumb anger? Right? It is the deadliest animal one of them, and the whole one. Yeah, yeah,

2:05:03

good, no, no, thank you. I choose to view my wild

2:05:10

animals through a glass or a cage sort of thing. But I gotta be

2:05:15

honest, this is quite shocking coming from you. You are the who is

2:05:20

the guy that would go on the Johnny Carson Show with all the animals?

2:05:23

Yeah, so you're that guy of the show. You have more animals of

2:05:29

diversity than anyone else. That is a very true statement. I've got ferrets,

2:05:35

I've had snake before, I've i've got dogs, and i've got all

2:05:40

these I've got a wanna. Yeah. The difference between those animals that are

2:05:45

in my house right now and the ones you find in anywhere minor domesticated,

2:05:54

and I only feel like I have to worry about them harming me after I

2:06:00

you know what I'm saying. Like a cat, a cat will eat you if you die at home, a cat will eat you instantly. I'm the

2:06:05

one that has to worry. There's no waiting. A dog will wait for

2:06:09

at least, you know, thirty days or until it's really really really really

2:06:13

really really hungry before they start eating you. Cats don't give an f They'll

2:06:15

just jump right in and start now on down. When it comes to the

2:06:18

ferrets, I'm not quite sure because they're like park cat, park dog,

2:06:21

their cat dog, you know what I mean. And I hope that they

2:06:25

don't they take the dog's side at that and they give me some time before

2:06:30

they start eating my flesh after I pass. But you put out in the

2:06:34

wild, you're sitting there, you're sleeping, you're in your hammock. You're

2:06:38

like, oh, this is great. I'm in Australia, I'm in Africa

2:06:41

and next thing you know, a goddamn leopard's coming down from the tree that

2:06:44

you got your hammock tied to and it wants to eat face. Yeah. The word domesticated is just a word we use to justify keeping those things.

2:06:50

There's no to say domesticated is like, yeah, I agree the fair it

2:06:56

ain't sitting true. I mean I haven't. I haven't messed with the whole

2:07:00

lot. As a matter of fact, none at all. Wild ferrets. I've seen some pole cats, wild ferrets. I try to go after it,

2:07:08

but they're squirrely little sum bitches and he ran away. But uh,

2:07:13

I'm good. Yeah. I think the likelihood of the three of us to

2:07:16

be eaten in our homes definitely lands with gimpy Lindsay than myself. I think

2:07:23

that I am very safe. Nobody is eating me in my house until they

2:07:27

turn into zombie. Yeah that's not a thing though, So until it is,

2:07:31

I feel really safe coming in third place on that. Absolutely. I

2:07:34

think Lindsay be the first one to go be eaten in her home if if

2:07:38

she died, and simply because she only has Bruce the fat ass cat.

2:07:43

And like I said, cats won't wait. I've got three dogs. They're

2:07:45

going to wait for a while. The ferrets one, they stay caged up

2:07:50

unless I let them out to roam around and play in their room or whatever.

2:07:54

And hopefully I don't die after that day, okay, and they're still

2:07:57

out roaming around. And the same way with the iguana. Two things with

2:08:01

the iguana. One, the herbivores they don't eat me, okay. And

2:08:03

then too, there's plenty of plants in you, right, he's like,

2:08:09

smells like a plant. I'm just saying, you're right. She definitely has

2:08:16

the cat. I agree with what you're saying on that. But you have

2:08:18

a mutiny. That is true. If they all just rose up and said,

2:08:22

you know what, effort, they have a house meeting after you die

2:08:26

on the couch and they're like, what are we gonna do? And they're

2:08:28

like, well, he ain't getting any healthier, right, we gotta eat

2:08:33

him before he spoils. Right, all right, we got to take a

2:08:35

break. We'll be back to more of The Big Man Morning Show is next

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What'd you learn today? I learned, of course Corbyn would go to Australia

2:09:22

and experience the outback in bush. Nothing he hasn't been in before. And

2:09:28

Gimpy and Gimpy the plant have a lot of similarities. Yeah, after it

2:09:35

shaved, you can ingest it, and if they poke you, you're left

2:09:39

with a burning sensation. Hey, it's getting cleared up. Gimby. What'd

2:09:46

you learn today? Well? I learned you don't have to shave all your fruit before you eat it. There's nothing wrong with eating a hairy peach.

2:09:54

And I also learned that just because she tells you she's fixed doesn't necessarily means

2:10:00

she is. That stuff grows back. I also wrote down it's not just

2:10:03

the plant that does that. And I also learned just now that it's been

2:10:09

six days since the Chiefs traded Lugarious Snead to the Titans, and neither team

2:10:13

ever acknowledged the trade. Well, and he's still on the chief's roster.

2:10:22

Interesting rights Corbyn saying make sure that dishwasher is loaded right. It's lazy subtracking

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my cycle. This is skimpy and I'm sorry can make a noise inst message.

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