Come for the vampires, stay for the juiceheads - we're talking S2E7 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Lie to Me (and also maybe some Jersey Shore (we contain multitudes)). Aditi reveals the perfect date for Giles and Melissa recounts a mind-boggling

S2E6: Ethan Allen’s Halloween Spirit

Feb 6th, 2023 57m 25s

Neither snow nor ice nor ERCOT nor Spectrum outage stays these podcasters from the swift completion of their appointed episodes.It's time for S2E6 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Halloween!!! Be warned: the scariest monster of all, White

S2E5: Would You Kiss Me if I Was a Worm

Jan 23rd, 2023 57m 32s

Not much can make S2E5 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Reptile Boy enjoyable, but we give it the old college try! Tube creatures are unnecessary when fraternities are, quite frankly, evil enough. Instead we ask, what is the most unusual animal tha

S2E4: The Seth Green Of It All

Jan 9th, 2023 53m 55s

Oh buddy, it's the first Ozpisode! S2E4 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Inca Mummy Girl is a very special one for those of us who love a man with a low center of gravity. Today we expound upon wedding hijinks, the joys of parenthood, the American

S2E3: 2 Boys, 1 Cad

Jan 1st, 2023 1h 2m

WE'RE ALIVE, BABY! Smashing back onto the podcast scene like Spike driving recklessly through a Welcome to Sunnydale sign, we're here to discuss S2E3 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: School Hard. Join us as we navigate hair gel, un-Catholic behavio

There's Freezing Down in Texas

Mar 1st, 2021 46s

We're not sure if you've heard, but two weeks ago was pretty wild down here. We made it through unscathed, but we can't say the same for our School Hard episode, and the many families down here who are still dealing with the aftermath. Donate t

S2E2: First, I Will Destroy Him Aesthetically

Feb 15th, 2021 1h 3m

This week, we're discussing the extremely menacing S2E2 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Some Assembly Required. Join us as we tackle aging gracefully, IRL cult experiences, pickup artistry, and the eternal scandal of a tan suit. For photos of outf

S2E1: Du$$t Money

Feb 1st, 2021 56m 15s

Come smash some bones with us! We're talking about S2E1 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: When She Was Bad. Though our budget unfortunately remains the same, we too have found ourselves much more traumatized than we were in the innocent days of seas

S1E12: Milwaukee is Non-Negotiable

Jan 18th, 2021 1h 1m

Y'all, we did it! We made it through a whole season! Join us as we discuss S1E12 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: the always iconic Prophecy Girl. We talk incredible outfits, ugly children, and the greatest city in America. Thanks for sticking with

S1E11: Alexa, Play "Behind Blue Eyes" by Limp Bizkit

Jan 4th, 2021 1h 3m

It's time for S1E11 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Out of Mind, Out of Sight! Join Aditi and Melissa as they analyze this episode's murderous row of acting talent, sad boys, and school dances. Aditi's white name aphasia claims both Harmony and Fr

S1E10: Ode to a C-Suite Baddie

Dec 27th, 2020 58m 11s

In the last episode of 2020 we tackle S1E10 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Nightmares. Not to be outdone by the episode, we talk about cults, Nazis, and the horrors of white facial blindness. Join us as we recap not only the ep, but the things th

A Festive Holiday Goof

Dec 21st, 2020 57s

Hey y'all, we goofed! Mollusk reared his twirly-horned head again and dragged our episode straight to hell. We'll have the Buffy content you crave on Monday, 12/28. All other episodes will air as scheduled, assuming the technopagans come throug

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S1E9: The Demonic Art of the Sleight of Hand

Dec 7th, 2020 49m 58s

We're discussing S1E9 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The Puppet Show! What a delightful romp through a typical day at Sunnydale High, and all the murder and close-up magic that entails. Sorry to the Lin Manuel Miranda stans; please do not come fo

S1E8: Betwixt a Demon and a Rude Boy

Nov 23rd, 2020 1h 1m

Ciao, amici! Welcome to our discussion of S1E8 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: I Robot, You Jane. In this first Willow-centric episode, Aditi and Melissa explore the evergreen dangers of catfishing and the beautiful Italian language. Guest appeara

S1E7: Hell is an Office

Nov 9th, 2020 1h

We're talking about S1E7 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Angel! FINALLY we learn the backstory of this pale, mysterious insomniac. We also get a brief on the inner workings of the Hellmouth bureaucracy. Will our friendship survive being on opposin

S1E6: This Is a Hyena Stan Account

Oct 26th, 2020 1h 1m

EVERYONE SHUT UP, IT'S THE HYENAPISODE (aka S1E6 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The Pack). This absolute fever dream of an episode has everything! Cannibalism! Rude boys! Breaking quarantine! We discuss all of this and also some *actual* hyena lo

S1E5: He's Not Like Other Girls - He Reads

Oct 12th, 2020 1h 5m

Did someone say S1E5 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Never Kill a Boy on the First Date? Us. We did. This episode highlights our love for public transportation, astrological savvy, and proximity to gothness. Oh, and Giles is... not a great librari

S1E4: The 40-Year-Old Virgin Thief

Sep 28th, 2020 56m 26s

Aditi and Melissa tackle Season 1 Episode 4 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Teacher's Pet. Is it a great episode? No. Is it cute? Also no. Grab your favorite leather jacket and trauma bond with us. Don't worry, it's only up from here!

S1E3: Something in Demark is Illegal?

Sep 14th, 2020 1h

Join us as we discuss S1E3 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The Witch! We're delving headfirst into the myriad dangers of witchcraft, cheerleading, and alcohol consumption. Catch a glimpse of what our childhoods were like - football, nerdery, and c

S1E1 & S1E2: The British Museum is a Very Touch-Forward Place

Aug 31st, 2020 1h 3m

It's a special first episode double-feature: Welcome to the Hellmouth and The Harvest! Catch a glimpse of Melissa's childhood insecurities and discover whether Aditi can come to accept a world in which vampires could be unattractive (hint: she

S1E1 & S1E2 Welcome to the Hellmouth/The Harvest

Aug 24th, 2020 1h 2m

Aditi and Melissa start with a double feature. Watch along with us as we tackle S1 and S2 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Welcome to the Hellmouth and The Harvest!

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