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Bergman and James Bobo Fay. For
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a few hours for nothing. But I've
2:00
done that the last two or three weeks, I think. Yeah,
2:03
because people say, oh, you find stuff all the time. No, I
2:06
don't. I just don't tell you about what I don't. Been
2:09
out to the woods of two or three times in the
2:11
last two or three weeks, and averaging
2:13
about once a week or so. But
2:16
yeah, a fair amount of miles
2:18
under my boots over the
2:20
last month for very, very little to show. I
2:23
got a text from Bart like an hour
2:25
ago with a picture, with a
2:27
couple of pictures from a thermal. Looks
2:29
like, I mean, you can't tell what it is,
2:31
but I'm assuming it's a squash. No, don't assume
2:33
that. I got a text from Bart
2:35
a little while ago as well. And
2:38
those were, at least the picture I got, were
2:40
deer. Oh, OK. I thought since you
2:42
sent me a photo of a couple of thermal clips,
2:44
I mean, I couldn't see what the, I mean, you
2:46
can't tell what it is. I just thought you sent
2:49
them because they thought it was or something. No,
2:51
I got two pictures. It looks like it's from
2:53
this, maybe the same screen. I'm not sure. One's
2:55
a deer. No, they're not from this. No, maybe
2:57
they is. One's a deer. Actually, one is two
2:59
deer. And the other picture is a coyote, but
3:01
no big deal. Yeah,
3:04
he's been out in the woods. He dropped by. Actually,
3:06
that's something that's been going on. Did you have a
3:08
chance to chime in and to get on the Zoom
3:10
call for that ape-cannied event, Bobo? I
3:13
was for a while, but then I couldn't. My
3:16
audio wasn't working, or I couldn't hear anything. I was
3:19
just kind of watching for about a half hour. But
3:21
I could watch it later, right, on the site? No,
3:24
I don't think so. What site? Yours, the
3:27
Patreon section. Oh, well,
3:29
we haven't done anything with it yet. Are you a member
3:31
of the museum, Bobo? You
3:33
included it beyond the thing to see whatever
3:37
is on your weekly or
3:39
biweekly Patreon for the
3:42
videos and stuff. Oh,
3:44
did I? OK. I didn't know you were a member. I'll be
3:46
darned. I was. I don't know if I'm now. Yeah,
3:48
who knows? I don't know. It's kind of news to me, if you are.
3:52
But I don't know. I own the place. I don't know what the hell is
3:54
going on. I don't know. The
3:56
bosses. The higher up you go in
3:58
an organization, it's like in-person. proportional to
4:01
your ability to run it. Yeah,
4:03
I'd be lost without my team here at
4:06
the NABC. Yeah,
4:08
there's good folks doing good things, man. You know,
4:10
that's what I learned, man. You've always
4:12
known that the North American Bigfoot Center is not about
4:15
Cliff. It's not. People come in and say, oh my
4:17
God, I can't believe you work here. And I said,
4:19
well, I got to have a job, right? And
4:22
they come out and say, you're
4:24
in a couple places back there, but I thought that I'd see more
4:26
Finding Bigfoot stuff. And I said, well,
4:28
this isn't a Finding Bigfoot museum. It's a
4:30
Bigfoot museum. It's not about me. It's
4:33
not about the show, man. It's about the real
4:36
star of the action, Sasquatches. But
4:38
anyway, back to what I was thinking, but
4:41
not yet saying, is that we had the Ape
4:43
Canyon event this past weekend. We did it two
4:46
nights, Friday and Saturday. I had two nights. And
4:49
I wanted to do two nights because, first of all, I wanted
4:51
to invite a lot of dignitaries. I wanted to
4:53
invite Bigfoot royalty if I could. And sure enough, a
4:55
fair number of them showed up. It was pretty great.
4:58
But on top of that, I also knew
5:00
that from my last few experiences with events
5:03
here at the museum, we can
5:05
always, we can't really, you
5:07
know, fit a lot of people in that room. So
5:10
I wanted to do two nights and then didn't
5:12
even open it up to the public. Only
5:14
NABC members, only museum
5:17
members and podcast
5:19
members were
5:21
invited, essentially. So the
5:23
public wasn't invited. So if you're just Joe
5:25
Public out there or Jane Public, sorry, you
5:27
didn't get the invite. Only members
5:29
get invited to some things. And we had two
5:32
nights. It was absolutely cool. It was really, really
5:34
cool. There are some really
5:36
interesting things, even now happening with the Ape Canyon.
5:39
We showed all of those historic
5:41
photographs that surfaced in October. Right
5:45
now, only four of them are on display at
5:47
the NABC, but there's actually like eight or nine,
5:49
maybe, these things, maybe 10. We
5:51
showed every single one. We talked about them. We
5:53
identified the people in there. On
5:55
Friday, Jared and
5:57
Braden and Jacob, Mitch and
6:00
All of them have the same last name. The
6:03
great-grandchildren of one
6:05
of the miners, they showed up because they
6:08
rediscovered the cabin or not the cabin site,
6:10
the mine shaft, the mine site itself. They
6:13
were in attendance, which was fantastic. Oh, and by
6:15
the way, they agreed to come
6:17
on the podcast. So maybe when
6:19
it gets a little bit closer to the
6:21
actual 100-year anniversary of the event in July,
6:23
maybe we can have those guys on and
6:25
talk about their exploration
6:28
of Ape Canyon, what it means to
6:30
them, and all the trials and tribulations
6:32
that they went through to get to
6:34
the mine shaft. Maybe they'll agree. Maybe
6:36
we'll let them come on. Ah,
6:39
are you kidding? I would love
6:41
to have them agree. I
6:44
think at this point, it's like, yeah, could you please
6:46
come on? I mean, they're royalty. No, they're not. Oh,
6:49
dude. No, no. Did you discover the
6:51
Ape Canyon mine shaft? That doesn't
6:53
make you royalty. They're great,
6:55
great grandsons of one of the miners
6:58
who got attacked. I hate
7:00
that whole thing about like, I
7:02
can't stand it. I'm Irish, dude. We don't go in
7:04
for that royalty crap. I
7:07
suppose. I suppose. But these
7:09
dudes, man, they're heroes. How about that?
7:12
Are you happy with that term? I think they did
7:14
a good deed. I wouldn't call them heroes. Oh,
7:16
dude, they're heroes. Having been to
7:18
the cabin site, but never the mine, they're heroes. That was
7:21
cool. They found, I'm not discounted.
7:23
I think that's really cool. But
7:25
I wouldn't put them in hero category. I
7:28
would. I would. Haven't been
7:30
down there. They're heroes. That's because you're a nerd.
7:33
No, because I've been to the actual cabin site,
7:35
man. Risks my life to get down there. It's
7:38
insane. And they went another 75 feet or 100
7:40
feet below it. Those
7:43
guys are nuts. That's kind of
7:45
equipment they had. Ropes. And that's
7:47
it. They didn't strap in. You're allowed to.
7:50
There's no care beaners. There's none of that
7:52
stuff. I absolutely love when Bobo calls people nerds
7:54
and I also love when he gets offended at
7:57
being called a nerd. worlds.
8:00
It really is amazing. Continue. Well,
8:04
anyway, they showed up. So they were, and we
8:06
also had Neil Beck in the audience and on
8:08
the zoom call. Neil Beck, of course, is a
8:11
great nephew of Fred Beck. So
8:13
he was there and of course, Mark did a great
8:15
presentation. Bart Katina was in the crowd
8:17
Friday night. He watched the stuff course, of course,
8:19
one of our best friends. A
8:22
bunch of people from the Olympic project were
8:24
in attendance as well. It was just a
8:26
great night, man. Yeah, Bart sent me some pictures
8:28
of that. Shana and oh god,
8:31
Todd were there. Yeah, Shannon Todd were
8:33
there first night and the second night, Chris
8:35
and Rebecca were there. All
8:38
from the Olympic project. They're all great people. And
8:40
yeah, it was just a great night, a great
8:42
night all around. So glad it's
8:44
over, though. It's one of those things that like, I got to
8:46
get through this, it's gonna be great. But when it's overall, I
8:48
can breathe a little bit. So anyway, so yeah,
8:50
that's something. That's something we had a good time there.
8:53
Yeah, that night. I also had a
8:56
call in for a Girl Scout
8:58
troop in Colorado and I was getting them
9:00
fired up to go out and they wanted to hear how to
9:02
do a Bigfoot call. And I was like, Oh,
9:04
man, this is gonna be rough. And
9:07
I just did one and I blew
9:09
my vocal cords out. You
9:11
do sound a little scratchy. Yeah,
9:13
yeah, it hurt. Out
9:16
of practice. Use or lose it,
9:18
Bob. Yeah, I
9:20
don't do that many calls anymore. You know, I mean, I might
9:23
be a once in a while, but usually when I'm out
9:26
there, I just do some knocks and if I
9:28
do, I'll do one call each direction and
9:30
usually that's it. Yeah, I just
9:32
kind of let them know you're in the neighborhood or something. I
9:35
always go to the overworld, I get all fired up,
9:37
like, come on, answer me and I'll do another one.
9:39
I'm like, shut up, dude. Then I'll do another one
9:41
like 10 minutes later, 20 minutes later. Less is more.
9:44
Sometimes, but then you look at Money Maker and
9:46
he gets pretty agro about some stuff sometimes and
9:48
he'll do it and do it and do it
9:50
and sure enough, they eventually call back. That
9:52
does happen. Yeah, it does happen. So I like it's
9:55
hard to say which way to go sometimes, you know,
9:57
because I'm with you, like, you probably shouldn't do
9:59
a whole lot of those. But then he gets out
10:01
there and gets frustrated and keeps doing it and doing it and
10:04
then he gets a response Like I
10:06
was shaking my head going dude. You're blowing it
10:09
When I like first this is just one
10:11
time we're in, North Carolina And
10:14
there's that what we had our friends
10:16
and family come and bud and your brother came out Leo
10:19
and all them for the two are especially North
10:22
Carolina and I was like dude You're just like
10:24
he just pulls up like full, you know high
10:26
beams on pull it over the over the gorge
10:28
the call down Swam at
10:30
the doors talking real loud, you know yelling
10:32
back to another vehicle and he just goes
10:36
You know, I'm thinking like dude They
10:38
just saw you pull up and do a call like you're gonna
10:40
get a response and sure enough He gets a call back from
10:42
down in the canyon. I was like, oh my
10:45
god Like that eat a little crow and
10:47
was pretty shocked But yeah, it does work
10:49
sometimes with it, but my personal experience is
10:51
that less is more to just
10:53
just want to entice them Think
10:56
that you're possibly whether they you know, they're not sure
10:58
so they come to check you out. That's why
11:00
like knocks I think it's harder to tell Oh
11:03
for sure. Well, also I think what's
11:05
your what's what's what's been your experience Bobo as
11:08
far as vocalizations versus
11:11
knocks Day
11:13
versus night. I've gotten
11:16
I've gotten way more knocks in a
11:18
day than then audio That's for sure
11:20
like then vocalizations like by a huge
11:23
factor But you have gotten vocalizations
11:25
during the day, right? Yeah, I think
11:27
the last daylight vocals. I think that was with
11:29
you when we went to Georgia's
11:32
in Ohio all my daytime vocalizations
11:35
have just been impromptu like I didn't we didn't
11:37
do anything that we just heard it Yeah,
11:39
exactly But they do vocalize during the day
11:41
just kind of for whatever reason
11:43
they have I guess like I
11:45
don't get callbacks during the day But
11:48
I've heard both knocks and vocalizations during
11:50
the day Yeah, definitely
11:52
heard plenty and then I hear
11:54
those chirpy burn whistles coming
11:56
from where the knocks are on several
11:58
occasions Not anytime last several years,
12:01
but in the past that
12:03
happened. I'm still firmly convinced they've adapted
12:05
to, you know, after the
12:07
show came out, and everyone started tree banging and
12:10
howling and screaming out in the woods that I
12:12
think they've adjusted. Yeah, I thought
12:14
that I remember when the show first started,
12:16
you and I talking about this, that our
12:18
concern that they're gonna catch on or whatever,
12:20
and then some of the best spot, you know, Bluff
12:22
Creek or whatever, the places where everybody goes, right? They're
12:24
gonna catch on, and it's gonna be even harder to
12:27
to deal with them and get them and all that
12:29
sort of stuff. And at some point,
12:31
I think I just washed my hands of that and said, you know what,
12:34
good for them. If they catch on to our little
12:36
tricks and no big deal, then it's our life. They
12:38
have. Well, in some places and other places, I don't
12:40
think they have. Yeah, you get up in the Northwest,
12:43
you get up somewhere out in the Yukon and
12:45
float plane in somewhere, you're gonna
12:47
be you're gonna be the first time they've heard
12:50
that most likely from a human. And
12:52
really, I think there's fewer people out there doing it than
12:54
we thought there would be. Or is
12:56
this certainly not very consistent? You know, because at the
12:58
end of the day, a
13:01
big foot guy or gal out in the woods
13:03
doing a hoot and a hauler for a little
13:05
bit is really
13:07
almost indistinguishable to a Sasquatch,
13:09
I would think, then, you
13:12
know, a drunk
13:14
party in some ways. You
13:16
know, they might just write one off as the other
13:18
and then dismiss it until those people go away. And
13:21
then like resume normal operations. You
13:24
know, speaking of protecting Sasquatches in some sort of way, which
13:26
is kind of what we're doing. I got
13:29
something from Shane Corso just earlier in the day
13:31
today. I thought this is kind of a
13:33
neat thing to share with you. And it
13:35
apparently just happened today or recently. So
13:38
this is a resolution in
13:40
Mason County, Washington, declaring Mason County
13:42
a Sasquatch protection and refuge area.
13:44
So I'm going to read you
13:46
the language
13:48
here in this resolution. Whereas
13:51
legend, sightings, purported
13:53
recent findings, investigation and recognition
13:55
by various counties support the
13:58
notion that Sasquatch known
14:00
as Bigfoot Yeti or giant hairy
14:02
ape, may exist and
14:05
whereas if a creature exists,
14:08
it is not flourishing given
14:10
the very unusual event of being sighted
14:13
and it is likely an endangered species
14:15
and is subject to great harm and
14:17
extinction if it continues to be unprotected
14:20
and whereas Mason County
14:23
desires that its citizens recognize the
14:25
need to protect Sasquatch if it
14:27
does truly exist and
14:31
now therefore be it
14:33
resolved that the
14:35
board of county commissioners of Mason
14:37
County hereby declare Mason County as
14:40
a Sasquatch protection and refuge area
14:42
of which all citizens of the
14:44
county are asked to recognize and
14:47
honor dated this 23rd
14:49
day of April 2024. So it's from yesterday,
14:53
it's literally from yesterday that
14:56
these people in Mason County, it looks like Tim
14:58
Whitehead, Chief Deputy of the prosecuting
15:00
attorney, Mackenzie Smith, Clerk of the
15:03
board and the board of county
15:05
commissioners and stuff, Randy and
15:08
Kevin and Sharon, these commissioners got their act
15:10
together. It did something good for the Squatch
15:12
which is really really appropriate I think. I
15:14
think that's a third or fourth place in
15:16
Washington now that has some sort of written
15:19
language to this effect, maybe not a law
15:22
but a resolution. It's kind of
15:24
like you know like it's not a law
15:26
that big foot and beyond is probably the
15:28
best podcast in the world, it's just a
15:30
resolution. It's just a fact. It's
15:32
an immutable fact of the universe.
15:36
Do you guys remember those photographs, the cell phone
15:38
photographs from like 2008 from
15:40
Mason County? I do. Yep, yep.
15:43
It turns to be a big stump.
15:45
It looked like a stump to me because
15:47
the outer edge of it was sort
15:49
of a bright green hue, almost like
15:52
moss growing on a stump. Like when
15:54
I put it on funny bigfoot, we
15:56
did a whole episode. Oh yeah. So
15:58
I can't diss him. Well,
16:00
there's no doubt that Mason County is very
16:02
squishy. Oh, yeah. And
16:04
they got their act together to
16:07
make this resolution. That's kind of
16:09
cool. Stay tuned for more Bigfoot and Beyond
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Sasquatches, is that you're protecting so much
18:05
land. And something that I
18:07
think Bigfootters may overlook sometimes is that if you
18:09
do the opposite, if you protect the
18:11
land, you're protecting Sasquatches. I'm a huge advocate
18:13
of public land because I like to go
18:15
on land that doesn't have houses and mini
18:17
malls and stuff on them, you know, and
18:19
plaid pantries and 7-Elevens. I don't want to
18:21
see that when I'm out in the woods.
18:24
I just love public land. And
18:26
so I'm a strong advocate
18:28
of protecting the land, no
18:31
matter what, because, you know,
18:33
mining and logging and all that stuff is of
18:35
course important, but it doesn't have to be everywhere,
18:37
you know, and the damage that some of these
18:39
industries do, particularly mining with all the chemicals leaching
18:42
out and stuff and polluting the groundwater, it does
18:44
a lot of damage to humans as well. But
18:47
I think as Bigfootters, if we can
18:49
advocate for good environment, keeping
18:51
things wild, keeping things roadless,
18:54
you know, or, you know,
18:56
just stop the exploitation of wild land. You're
18:58
actually doing kind of a lot to help
19:00
Sasquatches. And until these things are in fact
19:03
proven to be real animals, that's kind of
19:05
all we can do for them. It's
19:07
kind of all we can do, just to love
19:10
them to the best of our ability is protect the
19:12
land that they're on. And then everything else benefits from
19:14
it as well. Yeah, they don't need
19:17
us. I mean, just as
19:20
long as we just don't screw them up too.
19:22
But you know, I think they'll adapt to anything
19:25
really. Everything's short of paving, I
19:27
think. Right, right. I mean,
19:29
like, they go through like, in the places
19:32
they travel, because they're so, they
19:35
can walk so fast and cover so much ground
19:37
overnight, especially in the winter when it's dark for
19:39
like, so many hours a night. I think
19:42
they can travel like, you know, like cross
19:44
some big wide areas that are, you know,
19:46
pretty wide. I mean, there's not a lot
19:48
of houses, but just, you know, wide
19:51
open prairie type situations are
19:54
a good example. Oh, I think South Dakota was a
19:56
good example when we were on the Pine Ridge reservation,
19:58
right? Oh, yeah, yeah. But
20:00
even though there's still draws and
20:03
timber along the creeks and stuff, I
20:06
mean, I know green corridors, like animal connecting corridors
20:08
is the biggest thing for wildlife in general,
20:10
but I don't think squatches need that so much.
20:13
Maybe you're thinking of like the Mojave Riverbed. That's
20:16
a pretty desolate stretch and we found prints
20:18
there before. Yeah, yeah. If
20:21
you're smart, there's always somewhere to hide. Like
20:23
you're not going to like, like a lot of animals panic
20:25
and start jumping up and running. You know,
20:27
squatches will sit there and stay hidden until the bitter
20:29
end, you know? That brings to
20:32
mind that the sighting that I
20:34
investigated at the end of January where the guys saw it
20:36
and it ran off and they lost sight of it and
20:38
apparently just sat down to watch them for a while until
20:41
they went away. Yeah, that's
20:43
them. The masters
20:45
of impersonation and the masters
20:48
that patience, they'll out
20:50
wait you. They'll wait till you leave before they will.
20:53
Yeah, since you mentioned, you know, roadless areas,
20:55
it made me think about that Bob Marley
20:57
Marshall Wilderness Complex. Have either of you guys
20:59
ever done any field time out there? It's
21:01
in Montana. I think it's... Let me
21:03
pull up the stats here. It's a
21:06
million acres of wilderness and
21:09
between the acres of that wilderness and
21:11
then the connected like National Forest, Private
21:13
and BLM land that surrounds it, there's
21:15
a total roadless area there of 2.54
21:17
million acres. I
21:20
think it's the largest roadless area in the lower
21:22
48. It's the
21:24
most ecologically complete mountain wilderness in
21:26
the country. I know there's a
21:29
couple of Bigfoot groups that come up there, a couple of
21:31
guys I follow online sort of, you know, on and off,
21:33
but there's a... they go in there, they
21:35
rave about it. There's always stuff
21:37
going on. It looks pretty spectacular. And
21:40
from what I hear, it's just pretty
21:42
amazing. Well, it's close to
21:44
the Kootenai, the National Forest and there's a
21:46
couple of great footprints that
21:49
have been sent to me over the years from that
21:51
general area. So it looks like a fantastic area, of
21:53
course. You know, speaking of Montana,
21:58
we had Kelly Bertall, of course. the podcast
22:00
just a few weeks ago, right? He's going
22:02
to be one of the featured speakers
22:04
out at an event out in Montana. I'm
22:07
not going to be there or anything like that. So I'm not
22:09
plugging this for that reason. But if you
22:11
want to see Kelly speak, it's I guess
22:14
it's going to be in a place I'm
22:16
looking at it right now in Kalispell, Montana.
22:18
Yeah, it's called the Kalispell Bigfoot Town Hall.
22:20
It's on June 8, Saturday, June 8, that
22:22
was invited. But I'm actually going to be
22:24
out in the I think Marionville, Pennsylvania, that
22:26
same weekend for another like
22:29
a city festival sort of thing. I was invited
22:31
out there already said yes. So I'm going to
22:33
go out that direction. But Kelly Bertall is going
22:35
to be out there. And with
22:37
a handful of other people, Stephen Major,
22:39
a guy named Mitch Johnson, Brent Thomas,
22:42
a guy named Don Longbeard, and I
22:44
and there's a picture of him. He
22:46
does in fact have a long beard. And I
22:48
particularly like that name because again, I'm a you
22:50
called me a nerd earlier, Bobo. Yeah, I'm a
22:53
Tolkien nerd as well. The long
22:55
beards are a family of dwarves in J.R. Tolkien's
22:57
world. But I guess the most important thing going
22:59
on there is Kelly Bertall. You're more than a
23:01
token nerd. You're a real nerd. So yeah, but
23:03
Kelly Bertall
23:06
is going to be out there. So
23:08
that's an event out there. If you're looking for something
23:10
to do, June 8, in the
23:12
Montana area, that might be something that's right
23:15
up your alley here. And apparently it's free.
23:17
I've been above the bar, Bob Marshall wilderness,
23:19
I've been to the Flathead National Forest up
23:21
in there. A bunch of
23:23
listeners write in and they'll ask things, you know,
23:25
because you guys have traveled so much for finding
23:28
Bigfoot and they'll ask about which of the locations
23:30
was your favorite? Or what did you find the
23:32
squatchiest or the scariest? But maybe
23:34
it'd be interesting. Are there places that
23:36
are still on your bucket list in,
23:39
let's just say even the lower 48, if not the rest of
23:42
North America places that you haven't been yet that
23:44
you think would be prime habitat? Oh, endless.
23:47
Well, for me, the first thing
23:49
that comes to my mind is coastal BC, because I still
23:52
haven't done it. You said lower 48. Yeah,
23:54
I know. I know. So whatever you can tell me the
23:56
rules. I want to. You
24:00
once on the road, I'm
24:03
finding Bigfoot, you chastise me for
24:06
obeying the lines painted
24:08
in the road while I was driving. You said
24:10
you're going to let paint tell you what to
24:12
do? Yeah, you got to be smarter than the paint.
24:16
You're right. You're absolutely right, Cliff. No,
24:18
that would be my... Yeah, if money
24:20
was no object, like a charter, a big
24:22
yacht or whatever, or a fishing boat,
24:26
or just something like get around up
24:28
in the BC coastal areas, you can spend a lifetime
24:30
up there and not... It's
24:32
just insane how much stuff is up there. It
24:35
sounds like I'll be heading out there later this
24:37
year for a little film project, I guess. They
24:39
get to kind of tied up in this production
24:42
thing to do a documentary out in coastal BC. So I'll
24:44
finally get to go out there and check it out. But
24:47
yeah, I mean, between the big brown bears and stuff like that, I don't
24:49
think I would want to do it just
24:51
on my own and my lonesome, you know? The
24:54
key about doing it from a
24:56
bigger boat is you got a
24:58
little long scope going short
25:00
with that and you just sort of camping
25:02
up there and grizzly territory,
25:04
you're back on the boat, just
25:06
living the life. You're not going to
25:08
have too much encounters if you do that. Who
25:12
knows? I mean, Titmus saw him from the boat when he
25:14
was doing that same thing. Yeah, I mean,
25:16
like approach your camp and all that. But yeah,
25:18
you can anchor up so close up there. I've
25:20
been on the inside passage and I mean,
25:23
you're anchored in like little coves like that.
25:25
You know, you can see how people like
25:27
Robert Ali's books, there's those reports of
25:29
them, you know, in Alaska
25:32
and BC, like them climbing up on the boats that are
25:35
moored up, you know, drop an anchor right
25:37
there. They'll swim out and
25:39
climb aboard them. Didn't that happen
25:41
to Hancock when Titmus was on the
25:43
boat one time? You ever hear that story
25:45
he told? I think so. That sounds familiar.
25:47
Yeah, I think he did. I think he did say
25:49
that he didn't see it, but he heard it right.
25:52
Well, he heard something come out of the water
25:54
and then the entire boat like listed over to
25:56
the direction like something really heavy got on the
25:58
boat. Yeah, that's right. was a big wet, like
26:00
it was all wet there. I don't think
26:02
he saw it. I think he just they just
26:05
knew what it was. It was obvious what it was. Yeah,
26:07
I agree with you. I don't think he saw it either. But I
26:09
mean, but I mean, we've been to like
26:12
all these states with like, the
26:14
states like most of these states have some like,
26:16
there's like literally, like, I
26:18
mean, there's so many places in Oregon and
26:20
Northern California haven't been to yet that I
26:22
looked at the mouse a million times I've
26:24
driven by it or driven through it, but
26:26
haven't actually spent any time there on the
26:28
ground or swept or nothing. I mean, there's I
26:30
mean, there's so many places I want to check out. Yeah,
26:33
there's just endless, there's endless. I mean, there's
26:36
time you can never even if you're, if you
26:38
had all the funding, you had no commitments
26:41
to anything, you just could go on the road
26:43
365. Yeah, even
26:46
a lifetime I couldn't go all the places I wanted. I
26:49
was talking to Dave here at
26:51
the museum about that same thing, because he and
26:53
I when I went out on Monday, and I
26:55
met Dave out there, like I knew he's gonna be out there
26:57
somewhere. And we managed to run across each other out in the
26:59
woods, because I was a few hours later than him. And
27:02
we hiked down some roads that neither one of us
27:05
had been on before. And I
27:07
showed him this other area or whatever that
27:09
he wasn't aware of. And we're just in
27:12
conversation kept coming back to like, dude, we could
27:15
work this one spot, this like, five
27:17
by eight mile spot for the rest of
27:19
our lives and never see any like never
27:21
see it all never see it all and
27:23
it wouldn't matter anyway. Because we maybe
27:26
we see this road today. And then we
27:28
come back next weekend or something. Who knows what's walked
27:30
there in the meantime, we got to go back to
27:32
the same roads. It's just
27:34
it's just daunting, daunting.
27:38
And you get these people
27:40
who just don't know what's up saying like,
27:42
oh, there's no way something that size can
27:44
hide. So what are you
27:47
more on coming? These things aren't like these
27:49
things are Godzilla sized giants. You
27:51
know, these are like six to eight foot
27:53
tall things slinking around man, like of course
27:55
they can hide. Of course they
27:57
can hide like where would they hide they can't possibly
27:59
to be real. They could hide almost anywhere
28:01
is the answer to that one. That's
28:04
what that's what makes me want to just grab people
28:06
and shake them. Sensing them just go like,
28:08
there's plenty of places to hide your fools.
28:11
They don't need much. I'll tell you that. The places
28:14
they hide is insane. Like how right in front
28:16
of you, they'll point they hide
28:18
in plain sight a lot. And some people
28:20
interpret that as turning invisible. Yeah.
28:23
I mean, we had this discussion a couple
28:25
weeks about that. And I mean, I mean,
28:27
I, I think 99.9% of
28:30
all that stuff is, or it
28:32
could be 100%. But I think
28:35
I mean, I think that's, they're
28:37
just so frickin fast. They're, they're
28:39
so camoed, naturally camoed that they
28:42
and they're just, you know, good at holding still
28:45
and blending in. And I think that
28:47
accounts for almost all that stuff. But I still
28:49
trip on the ones where people said they thought
28:51
in daylight just blink out. You don't think
28:53
that's like user error? It could
28:55
be but the one guy, well,
28:57
yeah, I just hung out with him for the one
29:00
day. This fish biologist,
29:02
he was half clink
29:04
it. And he and
29:06
Doug Hartcheck was with me. We were
29:08
hanging out with the guy at the
29:10
Klamath. And he, he
29:13
swore, I mean, he told the story
29:15
like, he told it two, three times,
29:17
like, he's like, kept grilling them out. Like, why?
29:19
Why? He goes, he goes it walk, I was
29:21
walking on the beach looking down at the sand,
29:23
like looking, he didn't know what I was looking
29:26
for. But I was looking for something. I was
29:28
just walking along with the beach on, you know,
29:30
the beaches up there, like in who's
29:33
in the Prince Edward Islands. And he was out
29:35
there and he said it walked
29:37
into was walking and then it
29:40
just said in one
29:42
step, it was gone. It had 17 inch
29:44
footprints. He was tripping
29:46
on it. He was just like, Oh,
29:48
my God. And he thought
29:50
it had something to do with his grandma who had
29:53
just died or something possibly that he was like a
29:55
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30:02
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30:04
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30:06
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32:02
we have to give a shout out on
32:04
the podcast. So I was doing a documentary
32:06
shoot with some friends for something that will
32:08
hopefully be coming out in, I guess, July
32:10
or August. And
32:13
they were filming an interview outside with a
32:15
Cherokee woman who is sort of carrying
32:17
on the oral tradition, sort of a
32:19
heritage storyteller. And
32:22
they told me like, Oh, we needed to come outside.
32:24
We need to film a dialogue scene, a totally separate
32:26
scene. So as I was walking out, she
32:28
was having a conversation with the crew on the
32:30
porch and they were asking her, Hey, do you,
32:32
do you ever do any local Bigfoot events? And
32:34
she'd said, not really, but I went
32:36
to this event in towns and once and that
32:39
guy turtle man was there. And she
32:41
was like, but you know, the highlight was I told turtle
32:43
man, I was a big fan of Bobo and
32:45
turtle man called Bobo and put him on the phone
32:47
with me and it just made my whole day. And
32:50
I could see the crew like giving me looks. And so I
32:52
pulled out my phone and I called Bobo and
32:55
the whole time it was ringing. I was thinking just
32:57
like, please answer, please answer, please answer. I
32:59
thought I was missing that. I was like, I thought it was supposed to
33:01
be recording. So
33:03
yeah, Bobo answered. He's like, dude, am I late
33:06
for a pond? And I was like, no, but
33:08
I'm here with a very special fan slash friend
33:10
of yours. And so her name's Mariah. We have
33:12
to give a shout out to Mariah. She was
33:14
over the moon to speak with Bobo. And then
33:17
her daughter took a few pictures while
33:19
the conversation was happening and sent them to the crew
33:21
afterwards. And she was like, thank you guys so much.
33:24
You made my mom's whole day. Like she was over
33:26
the moon about it. So, so
33:28
Mariah, hopefully you hear this and Bobo, you can
33:31
give Mariah a shout out. She was very
33:33
happy to talk to you. Hello,
33:35
Mariah. Yeah. You got 20 just missing turtle
33:37
man, because I was going to call
33:40
his, uh, lady to see if they have
33:42
a computer yet that they can do an
33:44
interview from. Cause you know, he turtle man
33:46
is totally non-tech. So like we got
33:48
to get turtle man on the show. And I got, I
33:50
love that guy. He's so freaking awesome. Is
33:52
he still doing that YouTube page? Yeah. Okay.
33:55
Wow. Yeah. It's funny. He was pulling footprints that
33:57
looked pretty good to me. You know. I
34:00
mean, I haven't seen him since I was with
34:02
you like how many years ago four years ago
34:05
five years ago now or something Yeah, it's been
34:07
probably four years now. Yeah, but those photographs of
34:09
the footprint said he was pulling were really impressive
34:11
I thought they looked great and then
34:13
I find out oh he's working the same
34:15
spot that we worked when we're in that
34:17
area While we're filming finding Bigfoot where we
34:19
ran across Sasquatches. No wonder he's getting lucky
34:22
in there Yeah, turtle man's the
34:24
man. I mean he really is he really
34:26
is a great outdoorsman naturalist I mean he
34:28
knows his stuff dude like I went to
34:30
a Couple of
34:32
museums with them. I mean he's
34:34
like a geologist. I'm sure geologist. He knows all
34:37
the rocks and You
34:39
know, he's he's really The
34:43
old-school kind of naturalist, you know, he's not
34:45
like a some PhD in biology, but he
34:47
knows like medicinal plants He knows what's edible
34:50
like what roots are edible? I mean he's
34:52
he knows he knows how to track Sasquatches
34:54
like, you know food wise and if Suzanne
34:57
was a little braver. He'd probably have
34:59
a lot more footage because his cameraman
35:01
chickens out whenever they get close Well,
35:04
I've always thought that Ernie like eternal man was just
35:06
one of those people that you probably should just don't
35:09
tell him But somehow attach
35:12
a GoPro on him what
35:14
happens, you know one of those things Yeah,
35:16
like a shark or something Yeah,
35:20
so hey look at this hand. Well, my my
35:22
other hand is attaching a GoPro on your back.
35:24
You won't notice, right? I Love
35:28
it. I love to land. Yeah, he's nuts
35:30
man. I've met him in Manhattan for the first time
35:33
we were brought to New York for some network thing
35:35
for Animal Planet and Just
35:37
seeing him on the street in Manhattan like talk about
35:39
standing out He
35:41
did not fit in there and he's like yeah making
35:44
his noises and yelling at cars on the street
35:46
and stuff and Like when he meets
35:48
a fan he picks up people and spins them around
35:50
and so yeah, I I
35:54
Was so awesome. Yeah, he's
35:57
pretty great. He's pretty great and shut
35:59
off the deal and squirrel. I miss those guys. Those
36:01
guys are awesome too. Yeah. Well, of course, Neil's
36:03
passed now, you know. Yeah. So I'm
36:05
saying Neil and squirrel both passed on. Oh, I
36:08
didn't know squirrels gone. Yeah. So
36:10
hopefully, Turtle Man's got access to a good
36:12
computer. And he's free to get
36:14
us to get on with us because I'd love
36:16
to talk to him. And he's got
36:18
that story told on finding Bigfoot. He's,
36:20
he has an incredible
36:23
encounter Sasquatch sighting. And then it'd
36:25
be cool to hear all the stuff he's had lately,
36:27
especially his rock incident where he got the thing
36:29
through the rock and hit him in the chest and broke a
36:31
rib. He's a hard guy to get ahold of though,
36:34
because he doesn't have a phone. His, his
36:36
lady does. So yeah,
36:38
but he has a flip phone. He doesn't
36:41
charge it. He's
36:44
probably get footage because he's got a flip phone. Yeah,
36:47
he's the kind of guy that would do it actually. But
36:50
something would go wrong too, though. I
36:53
had the curse of the Sasquatch recently, but
36:55
what did you get your Garmin dash cam?
36:57
Yeah. Yeah, a lovely
36:59
listener and supporter of the podcast sent
37:02
us both dash cams when we're grateful.
37:04
And so I set it up in
37:07
our daily driver to test it and like dial in
37:09
the features the way that I wanted it to be.
37:11
And then on Wednesday, I had to get up early
37:14
and pack everything to drive out to Western North Carolina.
37:16
And so I did that. And I kept having this
37:18
nagging feeling that I was forgetting something. And I was
37:20
like, No, I went through like, my thermal,
37:22
my camera, everything, you know, it's all
37:25
there, all my gear on and
37:27
on and on. And then as I'm
37:29
driving into Western North Carolina and start to go
37:31
through the smokies, I was like, Here we go.
37:33
And then I realized, Oh, I left the dash
37:35
cam in the other car. And so I was
37:37
like, today's going to be the curse
37:39
of the Bigfoot. And one is going to cross the
37:41
road and no one's going to believe me because I
37:43
didn't so no Sasquatches cross the road, but I will
37:46
not make that mistake again. You know how it is
37:48
with a new piece of gear, you have to like
37:50
integrate it into your habits. And so unfortunately, I hadn't
37:52
done that. I was driving
37:55
my truck and the section thing holding
37:57
it to the windshield because there's hidden
37:59
you know, dirt, potholes and
38:01
stuff. And it bounced off my
38:03
god, man, like, you know, wouldn't stay up because it
38:05
was bouncing so hard. I was like, God,
38:07
now, like, I was certain I was gonna see
38:10
one, you know, like having run in
38:12
front of the truck since the I
38:14
just had it running and then it fell down the thing ran
38:16
in front of the truck was I'd be just, you know, par
38:19
for the course. Yeah, because you have the
38:21
big foot luck and the Bobo luck going for you or
38:23
against you. Yeah, it's not it's
38:25
not a winning combination. Sometimes
38:27
it is though, because you're the kind
38:29
of guy that'll find $5,000 at a gas station
38:31
and then lose it at the next gas station.
38:34
Or make some sweet bets and lose it. Yeah.
38:39
I'm so glad you're not you don't have a gambling addiction Bobo.
38:41
I'm not an addict. It's like, I got
38:44
killed. I just got killed on one
38:46
that who was Jesus was
38:48
a fight. Who was it? I can't remember. But
38:51
I want to my I want to my it
38:53
was UFC was UFC and I got
38:56
who was it? Oh, it was a
38:58
Max Holloway. All the
39:00
fights I went every single bet up until
39:02
the Holloway gachi fight. And I
39:04
put it all on gachi and then he got
39:06
knocked out. I couldn't believe it. Yeah, I have
39:09
no idea who you're talking about. But I would
39:11
have bet those gambling patterns. I would have bet
39:13
on those gambling patterns from you. Win
39:15
win win win win win. There's no way I
39:17
can lose. I've won every time I would put
39:20
everything in lose at all. Yeah,
39:22
I just broke even at the end basically. Okay,
39:25
well, yes, we have a good time then a nice
39:27
emotional roller coaster. It's not enjoyable.
39:32
You know, it hasn't been a long time since we've done
39:34
a Bobo story time. I wonder if there's like a particular
39:37
betting or gambling story that comes to
39:39
mind that would be an epic story
39:41
time. Yeah, what do you think Bobo there's something
39:43
in there? I can't remember all
39:45
the details ever. I had only half my money
39:49
for rent and bills and my
39:52
semester Class.
39:54
I Think it back then it was
39:56
490 bucks a semester to go to.
39:58
Cal State. I will say
40:01
the school is so cheap and I
40:03
don't I'll have the money. So
40:05
I his sex or reno and
40:07
gamble and middle their money back
40:09
and. Came. Home with the
40:11
I'm an avid. Enough money to cover all
40:14
my expenses for the semester, for classes in,
40:16
books in, and my first month's rent. I
40:19
won't call the person out because we don't need
40:21
people hit him up asking him to borrow cash.
40:23
but we do have a friend of the podcast
40:25
who has. Some. Very bizarre
40:27
cosmic luck when it comes
40:29
to gambling. Two. Hours with the
40:31
when he won thirteen hundred. Either I've seen
40:34
several bitter like over ten grand run.
40:36
My dude, al is that possible? Like
40:38
the universe is smiles upon you. Did
40:42
as other you watch and pull a
40:44
tip. We have like twenty or thirty
40:46
bucks to preserve slot machine. And
40:49
he started porn. They are down and like. Before.
40:52
As my route, thirty hundred bucks popped
40:54
up. As pie why he's good squatter
40:56
because he's got good luck. He has had a
40:58
citing his friend of the podcast and sell to
41:00
to to citing so that's a degree of luck.
41:02
I definitely don't and that's why don't gamble. A
41:06
success swayed A when. Saw
41:08
Kevin are smart as I have. A
41:13
baby quip can consult the list because I
41:15
know listeners and we do get messages about
41:17
like Winston expose story time and and his
41:19
group has been Epic List: Oh yep. Aragon
41:22
when he got to that list them. What?
41:26
About the hot yoga story be told that one
41:28
with all the a. Okay, the
41:30
next one's called turret in the driveway. That's.
41:33
When he won't tell. I know I've
41:35
been wanting to hear their stories are simple.
41:37
A hot though of our. I
41:40
have Kenny Loggins. Addendum: To.
41:42
We get so much mileage out of that
41:44
Kenny Loggins video in the screenshots people love
41:46
and then they're still new listeners who don't
41:48
know it's all have to reply to I'm
41:50
like, oh, go Listen to this episode of
41:52
the It's Episode eighty Six. And then
41:54
I'd post the link to dig the like no way
41:56
I mean somebody even a new wireless your was like.
41:59
Oh. That looks like us. The shot from like a
42:01
weird dance video and I was like actually. Ever
42:04
clearer and you can possibly
42:06
imagine a. The next one
42:08
the list is a great white weight
42:11
belt. The of us have a
42:13
different parts house. To That's all. Do
42:15
this over to that's Over Surfing Charles one time
42:17
for from. The. Show.
42:19
Now. While. So have another
42:22
one Cliffhanger: White shark. Their. sources
42:24
of us home told those ones.
42:27
Now we've got easier the shark stories, but
42:29
as a movie, one of those be awesome.
42:31
Way. Home as. Or
42:45
check. Hell. And
42:49
it's most storied. Have.
42:53
Any description of loonies or criminal activities being told
42:56
you're strictly for entertainment purposes and is in no
42:58
way to admission of guilt ridden true for that
43:00
matter, The. Sort of.
43:02
And summer of Ninety Two.
43:05
And. I was working down in
43:07
a shelter cove Lost Coast California.
43:10
And I was driving a tractor lodge. The
43:12
commercials is was ship was shuttered
43:15
so pretty much for those a
43:17
few others that would dare. the
43:19
massages travel charter lost both his
43:21
job. I'm there's a boat
43:23
loss of there's no like cradle the take
43:25
yada yada lost on the beach People wanted
43:27
in a backer first in the ocean so
43:30
we'd have a big old International Harvester tractor.
43:32
Like a big farm tracks. With that we. Will.
43:34
That on a ball hits and your loss of
43:36
like two hundred bucks a day and like know
43:39
driving down the raft of these pacman of the
43:41
water and hook I'm in. Dot. Man,
43:43
those are the plot Again. says.
43:45
Do That. I love to be at work to like
43:47
six. And. Was. A.
43:50
I was going down a good our get
43:52
my for abalone see get formulas data then.
43:55
I'd. Go in the morning before working at my
43:57
four hours. than i'm so as
43:59
nine seen 13 seconds the
44:01
booze which is kind of rough
44:03
for diving. That's that's pretty big swell for diving
44:05
like You know snorkel dogs.
44:07
You can't use tanks. It's just scoop. It's just
44:10
skin diving So I went
44:12
out and I borrowed this guy's weight belt Big
44:16
bud I borrowed his weight belt and As
44:19
a yeah, I'll possibly back this Because
44:22
he's all gonna be diving tomorrow. I want it back.
44:24
I said yeah, you know, I'll get it back to
44:26
you No worries because I forgot what happened in mind.
44:28
Mine wasn't around So I
44:30
had I had buds weight belts
44:32
on and I swam out
44:34
and there's this place We called the wall and it was right out
44:36
in front of like For the
44:38
lighthouse. I don't know if it's even still there, but the
44:40
lighthouse at shelter Cove No,
44:43
they put where they put the lighthouse now it was
44:46
before the lighthouse was there was out there We called
44:48
the wall. Yes, we're gonna cross this deep Channel and
44:50
the people are the guy that lived in the house right
44:53
there and seen big white sharks
44:55
in that channel with it because there's a there's
44:57
a fur shield colony and a
44:59
harbor seal colony and a sea
45:02
lion colony all in the along this point these
45:05
bluffs and you're diving up there's just
45:07
tons of sea life and there's a lot of
45:09
a lot of shark action there and so
45:12
I I Swam out
45:15
and the Sun wasn't up yet, but it was I had a little underwater
45:18
flashlight and you can kind of see
45:20
it was You know is murky
45:22
and the Sun was still behind the mountains to
45:24
the east Because the King
45:26
range is there the highest coastal peaks in the lower
45:28
48 So it
45:31
was it was probably it was about quarter
45:33
to six twenty to six and I swam
45:35
out Diving this spot I usually
45:37
get I could get all my four
45:39
hours and three dives or two dives because I'd usually
45:41
get two at once come up and
45:44
then You know get
45:46
cool. I could get you know, there should be more
45:48
than three dives get four hours It
45:50
was so thick out there wasn't a challenge at all. So
45:53
I dive down The day before
45:55
I've seen these huge just plates You
45:58
know that 12 inch abalone and they wedge back in
46:01
this crack. And I was like, I
46:03
gotta get that one. That was a huge one in there. So
46:05
I went down, dove down and found it. I'd
46:08
already been underwater for at least a minute
46:10
trying to find the crack. And
46:12
I got one out, I got two out, and
46:14
then I was trying to get the third one. And
46:18
right then, all the little
46:20
fish, because when you're prying abs off at the
46:22
ab bar, like
46:24
the people in other abilonias, they
46:26
have a, it's like a big, you
46:29
know, I have a mother of pearl shell. And
46:32
there's just one giant muscle that they call
46:34
the foot. And it's just a huge suction
46:36
pad. They're getting sucked. If they, because you
46:38
want to sneak up on them and let
46:40
them not know you're there. Because
46:42
once they know, like if you touch them, they just suck
46:45
down. And like, you know, like they're really
46:47
hard to get off. I would just go up and just jab
46:49
them real fast or just reach up with my hand and pull
46:51
them off really fast. But in this, so
46:53
they didn't have time to suck down. So
46:55
I was almost out of air. I was like, I gotta
46:57
get, I'm gonna get three on one dive. Awesome. So,
47:00
cause you know, I was trying to get as many as you can. And
47:02
right then, as I was working on the third one,
47:04
it's been about probably at this point, like two minutes
47:06
I've been under for a good two, two and a
47:08
half minutes. And also those
47:11
little fish that hang out for the little scraps that
47:13
pop off when you pop the ab off or little
47:15
chunks will tear off. They eat that. They,
47:18
boom, gone. All the hair
47:20
in my neck went up. This all happened in like
47:22
one second, two seconds. All the hair in my
47:24
neck went up. This presence,
47:26
this huge presence just behind me. I'm like,
47:28
oh my God. I
47:31
just knew, I just knew it was a shark. You can,
47:33
you can feel those things, man. And
47:36
I was like, uh oh. And it
47:38
kind of made it darker where I was because it was
47:40
kind of above me a little bit. Even though I was,
47:43
cause the way that the
47:46
reefs bend around out there,
47:48
I was kind of facing selfish. So
47:51
it wasn't between me and the sun, but it was, it was,
47:54
it was, it made it, I mean, it
47:56
definitely got darker as it was going by. Not
47:59
like pitch. But yeah, so I was like, oh
48:02
no. And
48:04
so I turned around super slow and
48:06
I'm holding my ab out, like it's a knife
48:08
or something, my ab iron. As
48:10
I turn around, I just
48:13
see this giant from, dude, it
48:15
was so big. It's definitely, it
48:17
would be, it was, everyone
48:19
agrees, all the commercial fishermen down there agree
48:22
that this thing is, and the Coast Guard
48:24
pilots from the helicopters, the
48:26
rescue choppers, they fly patrols every day up
48:28
and down the coastline, a couple times a
48:30
day. And they've
48:33
all said this things, it's been estimated between 24 and
48:35
27 feet long. We called him Charlie
48:37
Shark. He'd been there for at least at
48:39
that point 60 years. He was at least 60
48:41
years old at that time from
48:43
the old like Mario, the guy, Mario's Marina.
48:46
He was, he had first seen it
48:48
in the 30s, 1930s. And
48:51
this was in the 90s and it was still there. And
48:55
so I turn around and dude,
48:57
it has, it's fins weren't out like, when
49:01
they put their fins down, their pectoral fins,
49:04
they, that means they're kind of getting a little like,
49:06
that means like they're guarding their territory or, you
49:09
know, like they're warning other sharks.
49:12
And so I just look at them like, oh
49:14
my God, as I turn, I see the tail
49:16
was literally almost as tall as I was, like,
49:18
it was probably, it had to be
49:21
like a five foot tail from top to bottom. And it
49:23
was thick, I couldn't believe how thick it was. It was
49:25
probably like eight inches thick or something.
49:28
I mean, it was just massive. And then it
49:30
went into the body and the body was giant.
49:32
You hear it, it was literally
49:34
like, cause when you see
49:36
those great whites on, on one of their
49:38
own shores, like their swim bladders all collapsed. And like,
49:40
they're not, like, they're not made to be in, you
49:43
know, in gravity. They're supposed to be like in water,
49:45
zero gravity. It's like, they're not compressed at all. You
49:47
know, they're puffed up. So
49:49
I turn around, I just, I didn't, I didn't see
49:51
the head, but I saw the dorsal fin. So it
49:53
had probably about a three foot dorsal fin on it.
49:56
And then like the body had to be five foot.
50:00
Six, I mean, it had to be five foot from the
50:02
top of its back to the bottom of its belly, something
50:04
like that. And then the
50:06
pectoral fins are probably like four foot, something
50:08
like that. So I mean,
50:10
it was it was from top to bottom, it was like
50:13
over 11 foot, you know, I'd say
50:15
about 11 feet or something, 10 foot,
50:17
so it was I mean, it was giant, and just
50:19
the mass of the body. And there's
50:21
a, you know, they swim side to side, it just
50:25
slipped into the gloom. And I
50:27
just dropped those abs. And I
50:29
was totally got to err at this point, like I
50:31
could, because you want to stay
50:33
against the rocks and down low, you don't want to go to
50:35
the surface, they hit you when you go to the surface, because
50:37
I thought it was, and I could, you
50:40
can't tell, but I thought I
50:42
saw it coming back around, maybe like, my
50:45
mind, in my mind, that's what it was doing.
50:47
It was, you know, circling back to see, because
50:49
that's what they usually do is they'll cruise by,
50:51
they don't just rush in, they, they swim by
50:53
slow a few times, like, coming closer and closer
50:55
than they'll do in the vest, or the respiratory
50:57
hit usually fight. So I was
51:00
just like, damn, I was totally out of air. So
51:02
I just, I didn't even
51:04
wasn't even paying attention to swell or anything,
51:06
I started swimming the surface. And all of a
51:08
sudden, I was about a I was just I was just putting my
51:10
hand up to break the surface. And
51:12
I was facing the wall, facing east,
51:14
you know, going, going up, had my
51:17
back to the ocean. And
51:20
just like up to the top, I got
51:22
slammed from behind so hard to slam into
51:25
the rocks. Stay
51:28
tuned for more Bigfoot and Beyond with
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I got
53:40
slammed from behind so hard just slammed
53:43
into the rocks. Cut my
53:45
lip open, cracked my mask,
53:50
smashed my face. I mean,
53:52
it was like I got blasted. I was like, I just thought
53:54
I got hit by the shark. A
53:58
little turd came out and luckily I got of
54:00
the baton before I went back earlier
54:02
that morning. But a little bit of whatever
54:05
was in me came out right then because I
54:07
thought I was dead. But what happened
54:09
was I'd swam up into the wave
54:13
breaking like you know, 9 at 14,
54:15
that's like a 13, 14 foot face,
54:17
15 foot face or something. So it's
54:19
a pretty big wave. And that interval
54:22
that's got some power to it, just
54:24
slam your face first into the rocks. I
54:27
was just I thought I got hit by the shark and I scrambled
54:29
up on the because it went
54:31
it went to the rocks kept going
54:33
up about three, four feet out of the water. And
54:36
I scrambled up there. And I
54:38
crawled across some urchins got urchins in
54:40
my knees urchin spines. And
54:43
then I had to swim across the trough and call it the
54:45
trough to get into the to
54:47
get back into shore. And that's where
54:49
bad Billy earlier that year, early,
54:51
earlier that year, the year before
54:54
it was the year before bad Billy got
54:56
hit by that shark stumpy. She didn't
54:58
bite him, but she came up and started
55:01
nosing him around like banging him with
55:03
her snout. And she took him
55:05
and took her head and pectoral fin
55:07
and swam into the rock and
55:09
then rubbed her head up and down. And he
55:13
had a victory wetsuit on and scraped
55:15
all the lettering it went down the side of
55:18
the body. It said victory down the side. Because
55:20
their skins like sandpaper, she just rubbed them
55:22
up and down. She was rubbing it against
55:24
the rocks
55:27
and just swimming them around. But she never even bit him. She
55:29
just would she was holding her pectoral
55:31
fin out and just pushing them along and then
55:33
taking her side of her head and rubbing them
55:35
into the rocks for like a couple
55:37
minutes. And so like, she
55:41
was kind of famous in the very first shark weeks. She
55:44
was that shark off the Farallon's with the chopped off fin
55:46
to the tail. Yeah, that shark
55:48
used to come to shelter cub. We used to see
55:51
that shark when we were fishing diving. That's
55:53
the one that pushed Billy around. She was an 18 footer, like
55:56
4000 something pounds. So I So
56:00
I knew there was the big sharks went
56:02
in that channel, the trough. So
56:04
I was like, oh man, I was sitting there. So I sat
56:06
there for like three, probably three or four ways, bash me. I
56:08
was like, I was like, God, I have
56:11
to get out. I got to get out
56:13
of here in that weight belt because blood
56:15
was bigger than me. It was, um, it
56:17
was kind of too much weight for me already. It
56:19
was hard for me to get up to the surface. Not
56:21
hard, but I had, you know, definitely kicked my
56:24
wet seat was not in the buoyancy enough to counteract
56:26
the belt. And I was like,
56:28
ah, so I jumped back into swim across the truck. I'm
56:30
like, I can't just sit here and get pounded by surf
56:33
into the urchins. Like I'm going to get killed up here
56:35
anyways. So I jumped in and just pop
56:37
the belt off. Now swimming across as
56:39
I was about a third of the halfway across. I'm
56:41
like, Oh, just belt, slow me down. So
56:43
I just popped it off and
56:45
then you just kept going and went
56:48
to work and worked all day, whatever had to
56:50
work from six to hours
56:53
in the summer, we're six to eight. So it was
56:55
like 14 hour day. And then
56:57
bud was all mad at me. You know, he's like, Oh,
56:59
I told you I needed that for tomorrow. I was had
57:02
to go back out there, grab my flashlight. Cause you
57:04
know, it was getting dark and it wasn't dark
57:06
yet, but went out there and
57:08
had to go find his belt. And I can't
57:10
tell you how scared I was dude diving. And
57:12
there's guys on the bluff just watching. She
57:15
thought I was going to get hit, but
57:17
nothing happened. It was fine. But it was, when
57:21
you, when you think there's, when you know
57:23
they're around and they're big like that, because
57:25
even an investigatory bite, when they're that
57:27
big and you don't have a surfboard,
57:29
dude, for the, the fatality
57:31
rate for great white sharks attack attacks
57:34
in open water, it's a
57:36
hundred percent fatality rate. If
57:38
it's the water is 50 feet or depth
57:42
or more, it wasn't 50 right there, but
57:44
right, you know, maybe 50 yards out, it
57:46
was deeper than that. There is
57:48
no good bite from a great white shark. Well,
57:50
some aren't that bad. Guys got bit, not bad. Yeah.
57:53
But you don't want to get bit. You don't want to get bit
57:55
out there. No, those
57:57
are just investigatory. But when the dudes get.
58:00
That's when you get kills when
58:02
they have deep water to build up speed. In
58:05
California, I don't think there's been
58:07
any death in shallow water
58:09
at all from Great Weights. They
58:11
always just kind of come up and grab you, bump
58:13
you and nuzzle you around and chew
58:15
on you a little bit and then just
58:17
leave because they hit the fiberglass. Once
58:20
they hit fiberglass, they usually stop.
58:23
There's not usually with big whites. The
58:26
ones that bite repeatedly are the
58:28
smaller ones that are just switching over to marine mammals
58:31
when they switch from stingrays to
58:33
fish to marine mammals. Those
58:35
are the ones that they're less experienced. They're the ones more
58:38
likely to attack. Sometimes like, so
58:40
when you see those big sharks attack, it's usually
58:42
just one bite in the board. Yeah,
58:44
because they're not going after you. They're going after what
58:46
they think is a seal or something like that. Yeah.
58:49
But if you don't have a board and they bite you,
58:51
you're... Divers die
58:54
way more, like the percentage of divers that
58:56
die compared to surfers is... It's
58:58
not even close. It's... Diving is where you get killed.
59:00
Yeah, a big animal like that. They don't
59:02
get that big by being dumb. Right?
59:05
I mean,
59:08
I've never even seen a great white shark. I've spent a
59:10
fair amount of time in the water. Not like you commercially
59:12
or anything, but I'd love to see
59:14
one. But that was the thing about any big fish,
59:17
like whether it's a big yellowtail or grouper or whatever
59:19
that I might be fishing for. Is
59:21
that the bigger the fish, the harder they are to catch a
59:23
lot of times. Because they're smart. And
59:26
great whites would be no exception. I
59:29
think those things are quite intelligent. Oh,
59:31
they are. Yeah. I mean, I
59:33
don't know the... I haven't read the papers on it or anything,
59:35
but I would think that they'd
59:37
be quite smart from all that experience, living
59:39
decades and decades and doing what they do
59:42
and surviving. Yeah. We
59:44
were shrimping and we
59:46
were pretty far offshore. We were fishing deep.
59:50
And you know, this would be a cliff. It was
59:52
two knots of wind or less. And it was
59:55
one feet at seven seconds on the buoy. It
59:57
was as flat and calm as the ocean could
59:59
ever be. like just a
1:00:01
lake. So all the guys, all the
1:00:03
boats were not, it was probably about seven or eight
1:00:05
boats were side-tying. We do like
1:00:07
a poker tournament and the
1:00:10
captains all played cribbage and the crew usually
1:00:12
plays poker or whatever cards. And
1:00:14
it's kind of like a party, you know, like
1:00:16
you just type, you just type out there and
1:00:18
you jump boat to boat. And
1:00:21
so those guys are all tied up and my skipper was kind
1:00:23
of wild. And so we're
1:00:27
like, and we should, you know, we'll do is I'll grab
1:00:29
my surf, I have a couple surfboards on the boat. I'm
1:00:32
like, yeah, we'll, we'll, we'll
1:00:34
just go by and I'll, I'll just,
1:00:36
because I had a bet with my skipper that
1:00:38
I would jump onto the back of a great white
1:00:40
if we pass them naked for 1000 bucks.
1:00:45
Because they usually would swim, they just they wouldn't swim
1:00:47
away a lot of times they'd stay on the surface
1:00:49
and if you pull up by and they would just
1:00:51
keep swimming, they wouldn't just instantly bail or anything. They
1:00:53
usually just keep doing what they're doing, generally.
1:00:55
So I was like, and I, everything
1:00:58
I'd seen about sharks, whites
1:01:00
was that they're skittish,
1:01:02
like, you know, if you somehow they just
1:01:05
take off so fast. I was
1:01:07
like, yeah, if I jump on his back, it's good.
1:01:09
It's just gonna swim away. It's not gonna attack me.
1:01:11
It's gonna nice climb on the boat. I was climbing
1:01:13
right back on the boat. No problem. Like,
1:01:15
to me, it was easy money. And then
1:01:18
my skipper threw in the part about being naked when I did it.
1:01:20
I was like, all right. So anyways,
1:01:23
so we were we were out there and they're all
1:01:25
tied up. We're coming up my skippers all, hey,
1:01:28
why don't we do a tow
1:01:30
you by and tow
1:01:32
tow by will you can surf by me
1:01:34
like whatever you call that like wake surf,
1:01:36
you know, let's take some crab rope and
1:01:39
we'll drag you along and you can surf the way I was
1:01:42
like, all right, let's do it. I was like, I
1:01:45
didn't want to put my wet suit and everything. So I was should
1:01:47
always do it naked man. So I jumped in naked, grab
1:01:49
my board. You know, I've never
1:01:51
feeling like, oh, because we're cloud river, this
1:01:53
cloud river mouth for the shark is shark
1:01:55
is placed in California, besides the Farallones and
1:01:59
like Maybe Farallon's
1:02:01
and then, oh dang, I can't believe I forgot
1:02:03
the name of it. North of Santa
1:02:05
Cruz, there's that little island off
1:02:07
there. An in Nuevo. So
1:02:10
it's probably right
1:02:12
up there with the sharkies, top three shark spots as
1:02:14
far as I'm concerned for the west coast. So
1:02:17
we're offshore like seven, eight miles. And
1:02:20
so I get on a... But we
1:02:22
weren't going fast enough really for me to get up and stand
1:02:25
up and ride because I ended
1:02:27
up just kind of getting on my knees and knee boarding.
1:02:30
My skippers yelling over the loudspeaker like, you
1:02:32
know, there are boats and other guys in
1:02:34
the boat, getting up and yelling and cheering
1:02:37
me and throwing shit at me, tossing
1:02:40
like squid or whatever bait
1:02:42
or whatever. I just stuff off the
1:02:44
deck like if there's any junk. They're just
1:02:46
throwing crap at me as you go by. I
1:02:48
was like, yeah, then I was trying...
1:02:50
Someone threw like a ball at me or something. I tried
1:02:53
to avoid it. I lost my... My
1:02:55
knees kept the board. I didn't let go of the
1:02:57
tow rope and I held on. I was just submarine
1:03:00
behind like just holding on like, you
1:03:02
know, just I don't know what I was thinking, but I held
1:03:05
on for like a hundred, 150 yards and then
1:03:07
I let go. I started swimming.
1:03:09
I got the worst feeling with you. I
1:03:11
had that shark vibe so hard. I was like,
1:03:13
it was literally like 150 foot of visibility out
1:03:16
there. I'm looking around nothing. I'm like, all right,
1:03:18
I'm just tripping over nothing. I'm just, okay, I'm
1:03:20
being weird. I swam back to my
1:03:22
board and then my
1:03:25
skipper didn't come back to pick me up. He just went to
1:03:27
the end of the line and tied up with one of those
1:03:29
guys. I had a paddle naked all the way back to where
1:03:31
they were, which was like several hundred yards, a couple
1:03:33
hundred yards. I kept getting that creeped
1:03:36
out feeling. Besides the fact that
1:03:38
everyone's yelling at me and throwing stuff. Then
1:03:40
we get on the boat and we had
1:03:42
a really... Our last tow of the day,
1:03:44
just the only tow during daylight hours for
1:03:46
shrimp is in all the bottom. These
1:03:48
flat fish come up and you don't want to
1:03:51
catch them. My skipper
1:03:53
was gnarly. He was lame
1:03:55
because he would do the last tow of the day.
1:03:57
He'd leave it down like an extra half hour. long
1:04:00
just to like try to catch an extra like
1:04:02
he would kill like 10,000 pounds like baby, you
1:04:05
know, how of it, you know,
1:04:07
flounder sold, you
1:04:09
know, Petroli and various
1:04:12
other fish and stuff. And for some reason that
1:04:15
day we caught a shit we caught a ton
1:04:17
of ratfish, you know ratfish are clipping to those
1:04:19
things. Yeah, sure do. Yeah, so we had
1:04:21
we had several thousand pounds. So as we have,
1:04:24
we had probably 20,000 pounds or something
1:04:26
on a dirty toad dumped on the deck like so we
1:04:28
had a bunch of work to do. So we went
1:04:31
and parted for a while, then we had to clean the decks off,
1:04:34
sort of showing you got snow shoulders thrown
1:04:36
off, just hours of
1:04:39
shoveling dead baby. It was it's
1:04:41
a tragedy as I hate to think
1:04:43
about it. But as we're doing
1:04:45
that, like, you know, we're chumming the water basically. And
1:04:48
I've been out of the water for like hour and a half
1:04:50
at that point, this 15 foot
1:04:54
male white shark comes up is 1415 foot probably
1:04:56
about 15. It was coming up
1:04:59
and we had all these ratfish are
1:05:01
throwing ratfish in front of it, you know, it
1:05:03
would snap out and whatever. And then
1:05:05
we started like messing with it like, you know,
1:05:08
throwing a dorsal or tail and and us
1:05:10
put it up. We had buoy hooks for
1:05:13
crab from crab season work on the on
1:05:15
the roof. So I got
1:05:17
a long buoy hook. I
1:05:19
put a ratfish on the end of that I put
1:05:21
it in front of the fish and you know, the
1:05:23
shark and try to mess with it, you
1:05:25
know, like just, you know, swimming back and forth. And there's
1:05:28
just cruising back and forth, back and forth. And
1:05:32
so I started like, you know, doing like messing with it
1:05:34
and then pretend like it was like it was gonna not
1:05:36
like, it's, I
1:05:39
can't really explain it right. But it showed
1:05:41
logic and planning like it, it
1:05:43
knew I was gonna, you know, dip
1:05:46
it in there, then put on the other side of its
1:05:48
head. And before I can even like I said, did that,
1:05:50
it actually snapped and turn like it knew it knew when
1:05:52
I was going to do it. It turned
1:05:54
around, nailed the buoy stick,
1:05:57
like so fast. But what really tripped me out was
1:06:00
I didn't realize how those things were almost
1:06:02
like snakes like how that thing do like
1:06:05
either you see that in the videos really Watching
1:06:08
sharpie got her see the shark turned that tight It
1:06:11
turned like if its body was like three and
1:06:13
a half four foot wide or whatever three foot
1:06:15
wide It turned around like at
1:06:17
a spatial like seven eight feet Just
1:06:20
like a you couldn't believe it
1:06:22
bent like that and how fast it was Then
1:06:25
it started really like they kind of started predicting where
1:06:27
we're what we're gonna do And it
1:06:29
would change it It would change its behavior like
1:06:32
like anticipating what we were gonna do from what we
1:06:34
just done the previous couple times like We're
1:06:36
gonna throw the fish or we're gonna try to you
1:06:38
know, touch it with the buoy stick, whatever It
1:06:41
was just kind of interesting, you know watching but I mean,
1:06:43
so I think that thing might have been around when
1:06:45
I was doing that swimming Caddling
1:06:47
around out there, but I was just gonna like how
1:06:49
long that would have been to get killed You
1:06:51
know get a bit you just get bit whatever
1:06:54
like but naked out there like maybe
1:06:56
the dumbest thing ever I do the dumbest shark
1:06:58
attack of all time. Oh, yes.
1:07:00
Yes and no, that's just cool That's
1:07:03
just a cool way to go if you have to go
1:07:05
anyway, I didn't have to go Yeah,
1:07:08
apparently not you're still here But you know if your
1:07:10
time is up a shark attack is a pretty good
1:07:12
way to go I imagine like dying right you dying
1:07:14
and then you go to the Afterlife and you hang
1:07:16
out at the bar on the other side and like
1:07:18
people are standing around like well, how'd you die? So
1:07:20
well, you don't have to see my how did you
1:07:23
die heart attack? How did you die shark
1:07:25
attack, baby? That's cool.
1:07:27
That's cool. You know, that's that's that's drinks on you
1:07:30
know You get free drinks all night
1:07:32
at the heaven bar after that one, right? I mean
1:07:35
if you went out like Lou born or something or
1:07:37
just took your whole chest out in one bite You're
1:07:39
dead literally half a second. That would be so bad
1:07:41
that dude. I don't know
1:07:43
then getting eaten alive with this That
1:07:47
always freaked me out. I got yeah, I was always I
1:07:49
was always afraid to get eaten alive Yeah,
1:07:51
I could see that you know for for a
1:07:53
while when in my early 20s or whatever I
1:07:55
was thinking you know what? I mean, I don't
1:07:57
want to go out in the hospital with tubes
1:08:00
all my orifices, you know,
1:08:02
that kind of thing. It's like, what's a cool way to die? It's
1:08:04
like, well shark attack, clearly shark attack, like
1:08:06
a big old shark. Because, you know, like Quintin
1:08:09
jaws or something like that, you know, great, great
1:08:11
death, great death. That's how he should have gone.
1:08:14
And then I noticed that I noticed at
1:08:16
the time I was working at fishermen's hardware at
1:08:18
Long Beach, a fishing tackle store. And
1:08:20
I noticed, my god, I'm spending an awful lot of
1:08:22
time on the water. Like I'd go out fishing on
1:08:24
the party boats, you know, two, three times a week,
1:08:26
a lot of times. I'm spending
1:08:29
an awful lot of time on the water to have
1:08:31
my preferred death be eaten by a big shark. So
1:08:35
I decided to change it to something that would
1:08:37
never happen in a million years, most ridiculous death
1:08:39
I can imagine, getting killed by
1:08:41
a Sasquatch. And now look at me. I
1:08:44
could imagine that. I have imagined
1:08:46
that. Not you, but me getting killed. I've
1:08:48
had plenty of daydreams about that.
1:08:50
Like, just sleeping in your
1:08:52
tent or something, just grabs your tent and
1:08:54
starts swinging out boulders or something. I don't
1:08:57
know. I've had plenty of dreams. Well,
1:09:00
Bubba, you know, one of the, you told us two
1:09:02
shark stories and at least twice, maybe more. You
1:09:05
mentioned feeling the shark, like sensing it
1:09:07
was there. And that reminds me so
1:09:10
strongly of Sasquatches, right? Because people can
1:09:12
sometimes know that they're being watched or
1:09:14
something beforehand. With Bigfoot's, I
1:09:16
think I attribute mostly the infrasound, but
1:09:18
it might just be the presence of the
1:09:20
animal, you know, that charismatic
1:09:23
sort of thing that large
1:09:25
animals have. Yeah, it's kind of
1:09:27
interesting that you mentioned that with sharks as well.
1:09:30
Because no one feels like, no one senses a black
1:09:32
widow, you know, or something
1:09:34
small. I think Bass desperately has
1:09:37
something to do that I think they're
1:09:39
intent, like their energy focused on you, like their
1:09:41
eyesight focused on you. But I just heard something
1:09:43
today about that thing of being watched
1:09:46
as total myth. Those scientific studies
1:09:48
have that. Oh, well, that
1:09:50
guy, what was his name? Sheldrake. He did
1:09:52
some stuff on that. I'm
1:09:55
not sure what his results were, but Rupert Sheldrake's
1:09:57
a pretty wacky guy. He's got some pretty crazy ideas,
1:09:59
but might be real, you know, he's
1:10:01
a outside the box sinker. And
1:10:03
I do enjoy those. But I think he did some
1:10:06
work on whether one can
1:10:08
tell they're being stared at or not.
1:10:10
And it seemed to air slightly on
1:10:12
the side of yes, if I
1:10:14
remember correctly, but I don't, I don't know that to be true. Like
1:10:17
5248 or something like that. Yeah, I guess
1:10:19
some minuscule amount like that. Yeah.
1:10:22
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