For this show, the Onionistas turn their attention to Valentine’s Day and all sentiments attendant thereto, both soppy and sour.

Featuring bafflingly short stories written by Jenny Miller, Toni Peers, John Dew, Harriet Peers, Ruth Hamilton, Bill Lawrance, Ian Hornett, Pat Blosse, Clay Morrison, Phil Boast, Clare Kemsley, Angela Cairns, Rob Lewis, Paul Hooper, Ian Sayers, Adrian Coen, Simon Grinham, Harry Voges, Asia Fatima Azarah, Yvonne Pini, and Sophie Drewnogal.

The show includes a selection of deemed-to-be-extra-tasty Onions from series 5 (2021), series 6 (2022), and series 7 (2023).

And from 45 minutes, we present Series 2 episode 05 of ‘From Colchester to Sulawesi’ entitled “The Missing Documents”.

Bills Big Bag of Onions presents original 100-word microfictions written by our listeners, boiled to perfection, and then drowned in a thick gravy of uncompromisingly effulgent music.

So, get ready to nibble and chew upon this remarkable banquet.

Voiced by Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini