0:12

We're back and better than at

0:14

the hello everybody. I am on

0:16

the brink of a nervous breakdown.

0:18

You know how I always say

0:20

like I'm done renovating. I just

0:22

went like live in peace and

0:24

tranquility and then we can have

0:26

passes and I'm like, you know

0:29

what? let's replace these baseboards for

0:31

sport. I do like the camaraderie

0:33

of men in the home handyman

0:35

in the home because the one

0:37

that I married likes to break

0:39

irrigation pipes for sport. So I

0:41

decided that. We needed to

0:43

reside the exterior of the house.

0:45

It's taking a little bit longer

0:47

than I had anticipated and you

0:50

know it's hard for a child

0:52

to nap. Whilst. Having

0:54

our would drilled into the exterior

0:56

of the nursery. so it's it's

0:58

a rose. Some challenges. Also, we

1:01

have men here seven days a

1:03

week because I run a tight

1:05

ass ship and finding pockets of

1:08

silence to record this podcast has

1:10

been interesting. It's left me in

1:12

very odd windows of time. I

1:15

almost slosh down two martinis last

1:17

night and did a late night

1:19

video recording, but I'm just not

1:22

ready for that yet. If we

1:24

the people are like Jackie give

1:26

fully match changed. Honestly think

1:28

you so much There is no

1:31

format. There's never been a fucking

1:33

format and you can fuck

1:35

all the way off. It's exactly

1:38

the same. It's always been the

1:40

same. It's funny that people think

1:42

I'm capable of change at this

1:45

point. Consistency is. The

1:47

rhythm of my dance floor. You're

1:49

welcome. Woohoo! Anyways, I want to

1:51

float some ideas by you. and

1:53

by you. I mean. I'm

1:55

just thinking out loud. My

1:58

next renovation on the horizon. And yes, They're not

2:00

want to do anything for a while. I

2:02

like. Fresh,

2:05

I like change. Okay, you know

2:07

it's not changing my body so

2:09

I want to change the interior

2:12

of my home to feel fresh

2:14

analyze. I have one lingering powder

2:16

room. That. Has not been

2:19

touched. Not. Fully touched a

2:21

case. Just a gentle. A

2:23

little tickle of the pickle if you know

2:25

what I mean. I woke up last night

2:27

in a said jackie. He's.

2:30

To screw still has come over your

2:32

body and I'm thinkin' We.

2:34

Need a lacquer? These walls. Jackie.

2:37

What Slacker Locker is like?

2:39

almost like a resin coding.

2:42

Of walls. Okay so that they

2:45

are, they almost look like they're

2:47

made of lose sight. Okay it

2:49

a glossy glossy waxy finish and

2:51

a kind of exhausted the wallpaper

2:53

element of the home. So now

2:55

I'm thinking we gotta bring in

2:57

would work and we gotta bring

2:59

in lack. I know that this

3:02

conversation is only exciting for me,

3:04

like three and a half people

3:06

listening at home. I just want

3:08

to say this out loud and

3:10

thinking. Mint. Tea

3:13

pistachio, Lacquered

3:15

paneled walls for the

3:17

powder Room with a

3:19

black not to be

3:21

oddly specific, that's a

3:23

black, white, green, pink,

3:25

marble. Chevron and

3:28

or herringbone tile floor

3:30

Okay, a very chaotic

3:33

layered. Mixed. Marble

3:36

palate floor, With.

3:38

Lacquered walls Okay.

3:41

Simple. Good or. Understated.

3:44

Okay, and I like all

3:46

the grout lines of the

3:49

very intricate marble floors. Because

3:51

once Clyde turns to. He's

3:54

getting a. I'm Lacquered

3:56

Brass Toothbrush. With. His

3:58

name engraved and he is going. The be

4:00

scrubbing grout lines like his life

4:02

depends on it because quite frankly,

4:05

There. She does it, does. Such

4:08

as like kind of what I'm

4:10

working with arm tomorrow Clyde and

4:13

I are having a romantic staycation.

4:15

We're going to lose the leave

4:17

though because it seems like a

4:19

very kid friendly place. It's are

4:22

a wine tasting location. It is

4:24

Santa Barbara Wine Country just inland.

4:26

It's going to be a simple

4:28

fifty eight degrees and rain storms

4:31

so I will be. I

4:34

will be shoving my kid in

4:36

his do not and just making

4:38

him sit with me while I

4:40

wine tastes. You know for bonding.

4:43

And I think it's gonna be

4:46

que. They have fireplaces. a motel

4:48

everywhere will get room service, will

4:50

spoon will watch I don't know

4:53

Mommy Dearest together and has shoot

4:55

baskets with rose petals and it

4:58

just think it's gonna be adorable.

5:01

I haven't really gone, I haven't

5:03

traveled alone with him. Laughter. That's

5:05

untrue. I did. I took him

5:07

to a hotel and Andrew had

5:09

the stomach flu. For. Twenty

5:12

four hours. But this is like a

5:14

forty eight hour. John Andrew is at

5:16

the Masters I'm he'll be really glad

5:18

I could sneak out in because any

5:20

chance he can get. To. Remind

5:22

people that he goes to the masters.

5:25

And. Were a coordinating.

5:28

Very say. Buttercream yellow

5:31

Masters sweatshirt and coordinating

5:33

visor. He, well, He

5:36

likes to work it into every fucking conversation aussi

5:38

when I was at the Masters and then they

5:40

make the sandwiches and then they do that at

5:42

like I can't. I can't touch

5:45

it because we're morning and I need

5:47

to be nice to him because we're

5:49

going for a tragedy. Listen the last

5:51

week's episode if you're hot up to

5:54

speed on the arm trauma bonding and

5:56

the civil I said cause households I

5:58

feel like. They had are touched

6:00

on this but. It's very.

6:04

Annoying come as a d say.

6:06

Irritating when. Your.

6:09

Home life is so

6:11

solid and happy and

6:13

then you get bomb

6:15

blasted. By. The

6:17

trials and tribulations as

6:20

external. Factors And I

6:22

know this is like me processing

6:24

my oh Cd just like. This.

6:26

Is how I compartmentalize feelings. but

6:29

when I look at it from

6:31

a logistical. Perspective.

6:33

It's like. Andrew and Jackie

6:36

happy Love each other. like

6:38

each other. Cute kid. Okay,

6:40

happy home life. And

6:42

then it's just over here. In

6:45

over here. Like all the things

6:47

that a rattle my house have

6:49

nothing to do with the people.

6:51

Places are things that I'd have

6:53

actively chosen. Do. You know what I'm saying.

6:56

To this makes sense. Is.

6:58

This like a like a beautiful

7:00

mind John Nash or the strings

7:02

attached saying are they not attaching

7:04

Let's get into some news. Okay,

7:07

because. Mommy. Has an outline today

7:09

because I talk about some things that are

7:11

going on in the world's way. I want

7:13

to put the sound, the universe okay. I

7:15

had a thought the other day. I was

7:17

like I feel like. I

7:20

feel like there are three celebrities.

7:22

Okay, That might come on the

7:24

show because they might like me. I

7:27

had this weird. Premonition.

7:29

A Felix Florence Peel. Is.

7:32

I their name as the like she'd fuck with me.

7:34

I feel like Rian it would suck with me if

7:36

she gave me a chance and met me. Should hate

7:38

me but like this is is a my head and

7:40

the third one would be card deleveraging. I

7:42

feel like for sure Florence and for sure

7:44

card delegates as Felix they would fuck with

7:47

me as they met me in person. I'm

7:49

just going to throw that out there for

7:51

no particular reason. We honor. I would give

7:53

her any of my internal organs. I love

7:55

Rian A. Reality. Is

7:57

my beyond say okay Rian it. My

8:00

Taylor Swift Rian I just one where

8:02

oversized puffer jackets and belly chains and

8:04

like split a penny l a vodka

8:07

and just talk shit about people with

8:09

real honor. Specifically I see that for

8:11

myself in the future. I feel agreed

8:14

has just a gay is sold time

8:16

if I was in a social liability.

8:19

Anne Hathaway has a movie coming

8:21

out. Approximately a month

8:23

from now and I'm assuming will do

8:25

be doing some form of press and

8:28

this is a public this is a

8:30

public crush for health. so in Hathaway

8:32

if you're listening, there will be blood

8:34

on your hands If you don't come

8:37

on This podcast. I. Which.

8:40

I volume Hathaway a lot the com a

8:42

karma chameleon of at all. She. What?

8:45

We. Don't deserve her. We.

8:47

Just we don't deserve her. She

8:49

has been with us for like

8:52

twenty years. The progression of Anne

8:54

Hathaway. Okay, she has bangs. Now

8:56

she is in a Versace mini

8:58

dress, working at an after party

9:01

and showing us hadn't eaten inside

9:03

out cupcake. I don't know what

9:05

the fuck is going on, but

9:08

I want to peel back the

9:10

layers in Hathaway just. Call

9:12

me. Karma, Karma Chameleon.

9:14

Let's talk about spice. Girls.

9:18

Know. Jen the I

9:20

feel like. Jersey. Mrs

9:22

So much. okay for it's all there

9:24

or if they can. Sex In the

9:27

City apart. I don't know if you've

9:29

seen this bet. Sex in the City

9:31

is now on Netflix. Okay so Jens

9:33

he is getting their little woakes, phalanges

9:36

all over and making a mess of

9:38

it like they do everything else. Okay

9:40

and a now it's so tired that

9:42

some old fat bitch okay with crevasses

9:45

on her forehead and it's crunchy in

9:47

her hair search talking shit about gender?

9:49

The but they just they're not bringing

9:51

enough. To the table. To

9:54

ruin all of our nostalgia and

9:56

memories. Okay and winded, they become

9:58

the commanders in. Sheath as

10:01

how to live for

10:03

haven't lived. Okay they

10:05

got fucking. Sidekicks.

10:07

When they were in the first

10:09

grade, call me back when you

10:12

had to walk over a freeway

10:14

overpass if you miss the bus

10:16

with your N Y C Banana

10:19

blueberry role on lip gloss like

10:21

yours truly my mom God bless.

10:23

Her or Ip okay. My

10:26

mother. Would not carpool. She

10:28

had nothing to do. She's getting her

10:30

nails and she's getting hair done. She

10:32

wouldn't pick me up from school so

10:34

if I miss the bus which I

10:36

tried on purpose to do often. I

10:39

would walk home from middle school

10:41

across the freeway. Me and my

10:43

little rock see backpack and my

10:45

ginger virus would just be hop,

10:48

skip and a jumping over the

10:50

second one on one freeway. Okay,

10:52

Walking. Home It could have been.

10:54

It could have been a heatwave. It

10:56

could have been a hundred and five

10:59

degrees sire. whether. Okay, the my little

11:01

Brillo pad up in a tight scrunch,

11:03

you just like it is now except

11:05

for a little goofy free as at

11:07

the end and I'd be walking across

11:09

the freeway without a cellphone. Okay, With.

11:12

My little laminated bus pass

11:14

swinging left to right, left,

11:16

right. Hang it from my

11:19

backpack with a lunchables. okay,

11:21

the probably expired size months

11:23

prior. Because. You

11:25

know, Oh. My god I'm

11:27

being poltergeist. My mother surreal something a

11:30

shit about you. Let's go back to

11:32

the Spice Girls. So there is a

11:34

Spice Girls group chat. And

11:36

Mel B aka Scary

11:38

Spice was kicked out

11:40

of the contract because

11:42

she keep. Billing.

11:45

Secrets from It. So the girls

11:47

said. Viva. La forever. What's

11:49

the some? These are so rare that.

11:53

Goodbye. To note that Michelle

11:55

Branch? That's it. That's a different icon. They

11:57

kicked her out of the group chat know?

12:00

The news? Worse. Actually, there is something

12:02

worse. What's. Worse than

12:04

being kicked out of a

12:06

group chat is when someone

12:08

passive aggressively leaves a group

12:10

chat. Now. The last

12:12

experience I had with this was one

12:14

of my friends ex. Girlfriends.

12:17

Ah, we all had like a friend group

12:19

chat and when she left that group chat

12:22

it was closure in one way. But it

12:24

was also like oh my God our friendship

12:26

has ended. You only fucked with us because

12:28

we're dating her friend and now you're moving

12:30

yourself from the equation. It just felt like.

12:34

It's a real bold news

12:36

and in the world of

12:38

twenty twenty four when you

12:40

can just mute a bitch

12:42

or muted chat to leave.

12:45

It felt like a nail on the coffin.

12:47

You know what I mean and I fucking. Hate

12:50

group chat. If it's more

12:52

than three people, I can't

12:54

fucking do it. Three People

12:57

is a perfect dead city's

12:59

child. Charlie's Angels Trifecta: Three's

13:01

a crowd. You know it's

13:03

it's. that one more person

13:05

than a normal text message

13:08

exchange. So it's got a

13:10

little extra razzle, dazzle, a

13:12

little extra flair, less pressure

13:14

to perform the attacks. But

13:16

once you get into the

13:19

four, five, six, Seven I had

13:21

a group chat. With. Eighteen people

13:23

and as soon as it started i

13:25

swiftly accident I said love you all

13:28

I would sooner go to an Isis

13:30

prison camp than be a part of

13:32

this group Chat. I wish you

13:34

well. Exo Xl, Jackie

13:36

and then I conveniently left and

13:39

not says it's the most gracious

13:41

way to do it by. you

13:43

know, Mel B was run in

13:46

her mouth and. That

13:48

that's got kicked out. So we

13:50

wish her well my ranking of

13:52

Spice Girls under like sit falling

13:54

hair. Growing.

13:57

Up obviously I was a baby

13:59

spice girl. They. Actually, that's

14:01

a lie. I was a ginger

14:03

space girl first. Okay, it went.

14:06

Ginger Spice Baby. Space.

14:08

Ah. Pleasure. Space Scary

14:11

Spice, Sporty Spies. I

14:13

never sex with Mel say okay I

14:15

just didn't I didn't get the Adidas

14:17

tracksuits. I feel like the nose rent

14:19

of she just. I. Just

14:21

didn't get it. Okay now hindsight being

14:23

twenty twenty. Posh. Spice

14:26

Posh Spice Posh Spice

14:28

Posh Spice Scary Spice.

14:31

Ginger. Spies. Scissor.

14:34

Sisters: Thirty Feet Baby.

14:38

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14:40

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18:02

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18:04

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18:07

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18:09

I'm proud of the pics are

18:11

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18:14

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18:16

long with her clean girl bubble

18:18

bath parole Chrome Collins into this

18:21

right ride into this last and

18:23

she's just hanging on for dear

18:25

life. and you know the poop

18:28

stir some of got cancelled obviously.

18:30

Because those photos of her

18:32

resurface from college I'm attending

18:35

and antebellum party that to

18:37

he said. Moon.

18:40

I'm here to second stay. Okay, I've got a

18:42

hobby on a slip on what did she do?

18:44

Oh My. God. this morning is the first thing

18:46

I saw and I'm like you know, at. Today's.

18:49

Can we as a day because

18:51

cookies and have the owners! She

18:53

did her outfit of the day

18:55

this morning. She was wearing a

18:57

Laotians gene. A Slayer

18:59

gene, a light crop top

19:01

in the data spring, a

19:03

cross body bag. ah I'm

19:05

kind of a a Pandora

19:08

adjacent charm bracelet and she

19:10

was rock in white. Have

19:12

the owners and Jet was

19:14

about to take her on

19:16

a shopping spree because she

19:18

lost her luggage. My see,

19:20

I mean jets. Here's the

19:22

thing. Cook Stir is perfection

19:24

in my book. I'm. Totally

19:27

all aboard the. Poop.

19:30

Poop. Ship. The. Poop tannic of

19:33

her. Which

19:35

is ironically that they

19:37

can yet in the

19:39

closeted homosexual chat rooms.

19:41

Okay, He is the he

19:44

is the. Pooper Scooper if you know

19:46

what I mean. Do. We

19:48

think that after. He.

19:50

Put fixer to bet. He.

19:53

Tucks in. Cook stir. In

19:56

or Pj's that Jet.

19:58

Just. Saunters on. Two.

20:01

And on lacquered powder Room? Okay,

20:04

Burner. Sound in hand

20:06

and just. Links.

20:08

It till he's gonna suck in rug burn

20:11

on his deck. To gay porn. That's

20:14

not an insult. Once again, I

20:16

would like to clarify that. Insinuating.

20:19

Someone is a closeted homosexual.

20:22

Minus. The Closet and is a

20:24

compliment because I do prefer. Homosexual

20:27

men. So I just want

20:29

to ruin to live in their truth. And I'm just saying if

20:31

it's not true then it's not a sense. Other

20:34

thing okay somebody was listening back to

20:36

old episodes and they sent me a

20:38

coat that I said. That. You

20:41

know, most of my old episodes are really,

20:43

really tragic and. Desperately.

20:45

Embarrassing. like I. I cannot

20:47

listen to them. My whole

20:50

body goes into anaphylaxis, but

20:52

I said something alla two

20:54

thousand and sixteen anything. Still

20:57

really slant? It's not mean

20:59

if it's funny. You.

21:01

Know and like I always say,

21:03

if it's something really does offend

21:06

you, it's because you're too close

21:08

to it and your. Self.

21:11

Absorbed because if you couldn't remove yourself

21:13

from the equation, Then

21:16

nothing can hurt you. You know

21:18

what I mean. Even if it's

21:20

a clickable to, it should only

21:22

make it funnier. I don't make

21:24

the rules okay, I'm just a

21:26

linguist, a philanthropist, and. A

21:29

sociologist, dare I say. So.

21:33

Kooks and Jet. Role. On

21:35

through they should come on this podcast

21:37

to. I would love to do some

21:40

marital counseling. I think they're happy together

21:42

by the way. you know makes a

21:44

great. Has been a closeted homosexual. That's

21:47

a fucking dream guy. He is a

21:49

dream in his page denim. okay and

21:51

his a room as Bell is Andrew

21:54

I want to say this very loudly

21:56

for the people Mack. Is.

21:59

Andrew came. Home. With. A

22:01

little orange back. And.

22:04

A. Men's Arum as belts.

22:07

I would never have sex with

22:09

him ever again for the remainder

22:12

of our days. I

22:14

can't think of anything. Less

22:17

attractive than a

22:19

man. In. A.

22:22

Logo. Do anything. Anything

22:24

with a logo disgusting like at is.

22:27

Andrew walked in in like a fucking

22:29

gucci tracksuit. We would never have sex

22:31

again if he walked in with an

22:33

air med as belts. With.

22:35

A big Sat H or

22:37

a like A but when

22:39

see August? Sneaker. Is.

22:42

Blends Yoga I'd I think they're cancelled.

22:44

I do the if you go to

22:46

a Nordstrom. okay. Is. It Nordstrom

22:48

or North from. still get very upset. you

22:51

go to that designer clearance rack. it's all

22:53

fucking blends. Yeah the first of all. All.

22:55

The closer ugly there are so

22:57

stupid they make no fucking sense.

23:00

Nothing. The shirt on a shirt

23:02

google Valencia A shirt on a shirt.

23:05

What? About when he thought I'd

23:07

see a bags their fucking

23:09

the face if they're abusing

23:11

consumerism. and we're all lifeless

23:13

little deranged bots suckling at

23:15

the teat of consumerism and

23:17

billings. Yoga proved that narrative.

23:19

Okay, neither cancelled because of

23:22

that me know, that campaign.

23:24

but whatever. Andrew

23:26

Robb thrill. And. It shows

23:28

people and see August Sneaker. I

23:30

would never speak to him again. At

23:33

doesn't matter if he likes stirred.

23:35

Like. Shit is out of a

23:37

river. Okay doing shit use it

23:40

wouldn't matter if he cured cancer.

23:43

It wouldn't matter if he. Was. The

23:46

lone. Ah, Social

23:49

Justice warrior for World peace.

23:51

I would never. Ever speak

23:53

to him again because I would be so.

23:56

Insane Li disappointed in

23:58

his decision. I'm often

24:01

hardly fashion icon. Over here. But.

24:04

It's is unacceptable. It's not sexy, but you

24:06

know what do you jet and poke sir?

24:08

I'm rooting for you. I think you guys

24:11

are and have Honestly, I'm not even being

24:13

condescending. I. Think they're going

24:15

to make it. She seems very respectful

24:17

to me and maybe you know you

24:19

can't judge a couple based on their arm.

24:22

Instagram. Social media presence

24:24

but she seems. I.

24:26

it's rare to me I don't see it often,

24:28

but she seems like a very. You.

24:30

Know support is and

24:33

ah. I. Don't want to

24:35

a docile because that anti feminist she

24:37

seems like a a really a loving

24:39

life. On the. Looting

24:42

for them. We're all rooting for

24:44

them at. did I just talk

24:46

about busy and jet for fourteen

24:48

minutes? Think so. let's talk about

24:51

the question on everybody's mind: Is

24:53

Kotelly dead? Okay as a frequent

24:55

music festival, Attendees Ah,

24:58

which is a shock

25:00

actually. Pre. Baby

25:02

and pre covert I. I did the

25:05

festival thing, not really necessarily by choice,

25:07

but Andrew used to go for the

25:09

month of the festivals because you know

25:11

they do the first two weeks ago

25:13

Chela and then they do stagecoach and

25:16

then they do old person could Shola

25:18

I'm that's I don't know. The official

25:20

festival title is that that's just my

25:22

my personal name for it. Old

25:25

Chela Geriatric Palooza to add four

25:27

weekends in the desert. Andrew and

25:30

his writing production crew used to

25:32

get a house for the month

25:34

of all the festivals because there's

25:36

a lot of people in clown

25:38

Artist, producers, riders, whatever and we

25:40

were just post up like little

25:43

desert rat for the month and

25:45

it was perfect. I they called

25:47

me Jackie Springs thrive in the

25:49

desert. It's great hair whether they

25:51

do amazing poor's of martinis I

25:53

like you know I'd. Dry Chicken

25:55

Pukka with the Santa Ana winds.

25:58

Call me old fashioned I. Love.

26:01

being around old people. I

26:04

just it's where I do my

26:06

best work. I love strip malls,

26:08

I love old people. I love

26:10

house poor martinis. Something about a

26:12

Lucky Into martini just hits differently

26:14

and yes is a hundred and

26:16

forty five degrees out. And yes

26:18

the blue cheese melts and get

26:20

swampy and your lukewarm martini. but

26:22

they just know that had a

26:24

shake them out there and it's

26:26

crazy because people are so old

26:29

you think they'd have these brittle

26:31

little red but these you know

26:33

half. Dead bartenders are shaking like their

26:35

life depends on it because. Well.

26:37

It does. And the

26:39

ice chips are always to perfection.

26:42

The salads are always good more

26:44

but like in a beautiful way.

26:46

There's something just so predictable about

26:49

the Desert Palm Desert. Lucky entire

26:51

Rancho Mirage Palm Springs is a

26:53

little too trendy for me. I

26:56

like old school. Like.

26:58

Tried and true Retro desert energy

27:00

and I've been saying this a

27:02

lot. I'm trying to, you know,

27:04

manifested. Even though I don't really

27:06

believe in manifestation, I'm. A

27:09

jew see myself in a Bermuda

27:11

shorts with a visor. Within.

27:13

In a name through the streets of

27:16

looking into with a road cock like

27:18

in two. Years of came. On.

27:21

A golf course with tiki torches.

27:23

Note: We don't fuck with tiki

27:25

torches Did we learn? nothing from

27:27

Real Housewives of New York? Season

27:29

Eleven? Tiki, Torches are bullshit.

27:31

I don't I'm not entirely

27:33

sure what they represent, but

27:35

it's something problematic. So we

27:37

don't fuck with a tiki

27:39

torches. I just would like

27:41

an outdoor fire feature, a

27:43

zero edge infinity pool over

27:46

a preferred golf course, and

27:48

indoor outdoor living. Okay,

27:50

With a with a travertine and

27:52

a brown granite countertop I went

27:54

to lean into the desert lifestyle.

27:57

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27:59

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28:03

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28:10

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Hindi and he. Does. Not

31:34

enjoy music festivals I think

31:36

for him. They. Feel like

31:38

work and he always like as he

31:40

has wear earplugs because it's get Tonight

31:42

is because he just like used and

31:45

abused his ears on the young age

31:47

and she's just critiquing the max and

31:49

he wants to be by the sound

31:51

booth because the mixes and right and

31:53

he starts critiquing as his. He

31:56

doesn't enjoy it. You. Know he feels

31:58

on the cloth. Whatever. I

32:00

love Stagecoach. I do think that

32:02

the stagecoach crowd is. Terrifying.

32:05

These browse have a lot of

32:07

pent up testosterone and they are

32:09

crushing bud light from like ten

32:12

am on. and they want to

32:14

like marsh and has like chicken

32:16

tenders and I just as it's

32:18

a lot of it's a lot

32:21

of sweaty white people in tank

32:23

tops and it's just. It's

32:25

a it's a different crowd

32:28

cold shower is sad and

32:30

see me and Stagecoach is.

32:32

Ah, white and scary. It. It's

32:38

true, no truer words have ever

32:40

been spoken on the headliners this

32:43

year now. I love Tyler the

32:45

Creator so I would have gone

32:47

for that. Huge huge fan and

32:49

Sabrina Carpenter would have loved to

32:52

see her. My friends written her

32:54

her pass. Three. Baths sell

32:56

the know we gotta support the

32:58

tribe. keep the lights on but

33:00

I. I just

33:03

you know, obviously with child it

33:05

wasn't going to happen for us

33:08

this year. sales were down and

33:10

a lot of people attribute that

33:12

to be on say and Taylor

33:15

Swift just raping the market with

33:17

their stadium tories. And I mean

33:19

not like any consensual happy. You.

33:22

Know. Beautiful. Way or not

33:24

in a literal way. so you

33:26

know the stagecoach or avatar. the

33:29

could tell a content this year

33:31

is interesting. I feel like the

33:33

fashions are understated, which is nice.

33:35

I mean, thank god Yeah! never

33:38

found me. Throw induces in front

33:40

of their second ferris wheel with

33:42

a flower crown and like a

33:44

mesh halter top think socket and

33:47

got a case because I was

33:49

a click away. Just one mother

33:51

fucking click away. Aren't.

33:54

You. Know one has to wonder when

33:56

you see these girls in there,

33:58

You know? parker? The barn hi

34:01

yet tank tops made of metal.

34:03

Like. Are they getting third degree burns out

34:06

there in the desert? The just sacrificing everything

34:08

for the luke so they can go to

34:10

like the Nylon magazine party? In

34:12

a combat boots? I don't know. I

34:14

just don't get it. I'm not there

34:17

anymore. if I'm going to go challah.

34:19

My luke would consist of plain white

34:21

tee shirts, Genes. Like

34:23

bag your genes. Obviously to fit

34:26

my body type. A

34:28

sensible sneaker with arch

34:30

support and. Maybe.

34:32

A back sad show. straight

34:35

hair, cool sunglasses and mix

34:37

metal jewelry. Less is more

34:39

at Coachella now. Long gone

34:42

are the days of you

34:44

know, like tooth jams. Can

34:46

we wait? I

34:48

feel like we've never discussed this. I

34:51

need to make a public service announcement.

34:53

For. For women. Over

34:56

the age of. Twelve.

34:59

And probably mispronouncing this. but if

35:01

you have the take to or

35:03

scarcity to put in adhesives, Little

35:06

baby Gm okay a little

35:08

with Swarovski crystal on your

35:11

in. say sir. Keith

35:13

Teeth, Kiss. Is.

35:16

Written in his in Keizer or is it in

35:18

Scissor I have another confession to make to you

35:20

Now I wasn't gonna say this but it came

35:22

up the a text message yesterday so I feel

35:24

like a need to purge my socks and wanna

35:27

live with secret do you Now we're going to

35:29

go back to that tooth gem of at all.

35:31

And second, I.

35:33

Thought. That. New Mexico

35:35

after close my eyes because I'm just

35:37

so embarrassed that I don't make eye

35:40

contact with anyone or anything and look

35:42

into the light I thought Mexico City

35:44

and New Mexico. Where.

35:46

The same thing: the windy city. Someone.

35:49

Was like oh my god, like

35:52

I'm in New Mexico. And I

35:54

was. I can't Everyone says that

35:56

it's so cool now Is that

35:58

the greatest passion? and soon? Who'd

36:00

And like I'm dying to go

36:02

there. And I didn't realize that

36:04

New Mexico. Ak Albuquerque.

36:08

And Mexico City are two completely different

36:10

places. I thought New Mexico was like

36:12

slang for Mexico City because my fifth

36:14

grade teacher, Mrs. Murphy, went blind. In.

36:17

The fifth grade. Were. Before we

36:19

tackled geography. Self.

36:22

That's my excuse. I will die on that second hill.

36:24

Had no idea. A. Don't repeat

36:26

it. Don't ever repeated. It's so

36:28

embarrassing. If you have the nerve

36:30

okay to put a second jewel

36:32

on any of your teeth. a

36:34

pre molar a bottom, choose your

36:36

hang it to the lily it

36:39

picks up a little light. What

36:41

is wrong with you who for

36:43

could hurt you. Okay, so

36:45

much do you hate yourself? that

36:47

to feel just a little genocide

36:50

quad that you have to peel

36:52

back a little polly pocket, clear

36:54

accessories, rhinestone and put it on

36:56

your second tooth. And God forbid.

36:58

okay, you find yourself at the

37:01

Slice House or whatever is what's

37:03

the pizza at Coachella? The Pizza

37:05

Coachella is reason enough to go.

37:08

Is. It Pizza Pie Paul party I

37:10

forget what it's called. Spaghetti pie is

37:12

a called spicy Pass out an uncle

37:14

the soft attendees at Coachella. God forbid

37:17

you throw back a couple too many

37:19

Road Cox okay on your way to

37:21

control us and then you get a

37:23

little hungry and then you saunter to

37:26

the general admission Spicy Thai counter and

37:28

you get yourself a beautiful size of

37:30

pepperoni pizza and then you your jewel

37:32

adheres to the grease and then he

37:35

swallow as well as he crystal and

37:37

then you shit. A Swarovski

37:39

crystal? Okay. that little

37:41

sparkle pips. you're disgusting.

37:43

You're broke him. You're.

37:45

Sad and he need a fuckin'

37:48

look inward. Speaking of. Speckled.

37:51

Feces, Ipa,

37:53

Clyde the rainbow fish but

37:56

because. From what

37:58

I remember, it was one of

38:00

my favorites, The Child. We need

38:03

a lotta revisions to the children's

38:05

books with tackled the Giving Tree

38:07

it is toxic, abuses, extortion, And.

38:11

Just irresponsible. And

38:14

in twenty twenty four where we

38:16

are. and by we

38:18

i mean not me but

38:20

other people very concerned about

38:22

the state as not sure

38:24

i'm to ruthlessly. Barrage

38:28

and Take from this sad

38:30

little tree and then publish

38:32

it in a children's book

38:34

with a happy ending is.

38:36

Irresponsible and disgusting. Shel Silverstein could

38:38

be as author photo you've ever

38:40

seen in your entire life. Googlette

38:42

on should be ashamed of herself.

38:45

A series of herself

38:47

only second to. The.

38:50

Rainbow says i'm us of

38:52

like this book as a

38:54

child just because it was

38:56

sparkly and holographic. And.

38:59

I probably couldn't read until I was like

39:01

fifteen years old, so it kind of tracks

39:03

and make sense. It was just tucked in

39:05

my little rock. the backpack Asteroids, pop, pop,

39:07

pop and over the wanna one freeway at

39:09

fuckin age eleven. The.

39:11

Rainbow Fish. Is

39:14

a. Bit of a

39:16

kind. okay, a beautiful kinds. She's

39:19

got all of these sparkly will

39:21

skills. actually. the rainbow fish is

39:23

a man. Let's Caitlyn Jenner. Okay,

39:26

and he's got all of these

39:28

special sparkly little skills and he

39:31

won't. Know. The won't

39:33

talk or affiliate with all of

39:35

the regular fish in the In

39:37

one day he realizes he's miserable

39:39

and completely anti social so he

39:41

starts giving away his scales begrudgingly

39:43

not other the goodness of his

39:45

heart only because. He is

39:47

isolated and Segars like. okay, whatever.

39:49

I'll give some these way so

39:52

people will talk to me. A

39:54

nutshell: Me and. It

39:56

just have like a real mission

39:58

statement is not coming from up

40:01

here. the place of ah I'm

40:03

generosity. The rainbow fish is conniving,

40:05

manipulate is if your passive aggressive

40:07

and now he's also not as

40:10

cute. so like nobody wins. Yeah,

40:12

everyone gets a sparkly scale by

40:14

it. You know now everyone is

40:17

just on the same playing field.

40:19

He's probably suppressing deep resentment for

40:21

all the other fish for taking

40:23

his sparkle away. and it wasn't

40:26

like he became a better person

40:28

after it. He did. It. Only

40:30

because someone else told him to. An.

40:33

Those are not the types of lessons that I

40:36

want to teach my child. What?

40:38

Lessons you want to teach your child.

40:40

Jackie. I don't know if you're not.

40:42

First, you're last. Not everyone's that smart,

40:44

not everyone's that sand and not everyone's

40:46

that pretty. Sell buck up Buttercup.

40:48

It's big bad world out there at that's. just

40:51

kind of like my mantra. And.

40:53

Something that may I'm projecting

40:55

because. Like I

40:58

said, I've had. Quite.

41:00

A few epiphany post birth where

41:02

I realize I'm. Maybe I'm

41:05

not as pretty as I thought I was a not a stand

41:07

as I thought I was. Amount of funny as I thought I

41:09

was in that a smart as I thought I was. I'm not

41:11

as rich as I thought I was, but here's. Motherhood

41:16

is humbling you now we're

41:18

just sell doing our best

41:20

and if you can live

41:22

on just have to lulu

41:24

and has just fully transparent

41:26

with yourself and you kind

41:28

of see saw from both.

41:31

Day in and day out Like Sundays I wake

41:33

up and I'm like tacky. Like.

41:35

No place I'd rather be. Huge!

41:37

As clean as I wanna be

41:40

in my house with my husband

41:42

with my kid in my body

41:44

Like slowly, slowly. Living. As

41:46

my house. Like most.

41:48

Of the time. despite all of

41:50

these external factors. You. Know.

41:53

And I'm so happy and and

41:55

some days I'm like why can't

41:57

I just get a tape worm.

42:00

Symphony or it's. You. Know

42:02

and it's just minute by minute.

42:04

Hour by hour. Just China's. Navigating.

42:08

This new existence with screaming

42:10

child. But. It's

42:12

all good. It's getting my life

42:15

more dimension and depths and I'm

42:17

just gonna shut the fuck up

42:19

and go back to my my

42:21

outline. This is why can't have

42:23

nice things about cracks or back.

42:25

Okay according to I don't know,

42:27

Caught Vogue. Some some

42:29

third party website on.

42:32

But cracks are being shown

42:34

on runways. An editorial photo

42:36

shoots. The low rise denim

42:38

craze is here. you know?

42:40

nipples were. Very hot for

42:42

a very long time. Also, I got like

42:45

an email from Skims that the nipple brought

42:47

back i'm not wearing a bra. With.

42:49

So rubber. nipples. Not.

42:52

Today, not tomorrow, not next

42:54

month, I don't. As someone

42:56

who very proudly and boldly

42:58

has inverted nipples which thank

43:00

God didn't have to breastfeed,

43:03

I mean, I wake up

43:05

and first sick on that

43:07

gratitude journal is these inverted

43:09

dimples? Because I mean it's

43:11

just it's been a blessing.

43:13

The gift that keeps on

43:15

giving. And something about

43:17

I don't like fraudulent in any

43:19

capacity I don't want so nipples

43:21

under me he shirt. I find

43:23

that the odd but like die

43:25

for skim beyond so be know

43:27

people are into it but now

43:29

the ass crack of it all

43:31

I do not like that. I

43:34

don't like thong bathing suits. they feel

43:36

on hijack to me. I'd

43:38

go. I mean. Super.

43:40

Comfortable with my butt hole and it

43:43

kind of freaks me out when people

43:45

are too. Loose. With it

43:47

you know what I mean. Like a

43:49

song bikini? You do? you understand? The.

43:52

Maintenance and attention to detail

43:54

that a thong bikini requires.

43:56

Like you get one gust

43:59

of wind. And you could

44:01

have like a road that regulated. By.

44:03

Your tush. You. That you

44:05

just don't know about okay, unless

44:07

you are, you've got like a

44:10

mirror while you're getting lax, there's

44:12

always things that. Under

44:14

the radar and a butt

44:17

crack. I'm

44:19

not down. Alexander

44:21

Mcqueen. Ah. Originated

44:23

the trend in the nineties so

44:25

we can thank him for that

44:27

and I just don't understand. Like

44:29

the appeal of it. I don't

44:31

want to free the nipple a

44:34

don't want to free the butt

44:36

crack. I'd like to just show

44:38

us I want to go Amish.

44:40

I want to bring that caftans

44:42

to next Moves Oversized. everything. I

44:44

never wanted to leave. I am.

44:47

I. Want to bring back and Amish ascetic?

44:49

I don't. I'm not ready for low rise.

44:51

I'm not ready for crop tops, I'm not

44:53

ready for belly button rings, I'm not ready

44:55

for but products and I'm not ready for

44:58

nipples. And that's just my

45:00

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45:02

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45:04

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45:06

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45:09

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45:11

framed canvases. I do digital

45:13

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45:16

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45:18

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45:20

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45:48

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45:50

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45:53

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45:55

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45:57

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46:00

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47:19

We talk about women's basketball for

47:22

a second so entered our at

47:24

lunch right before he left and.

47:27

We I know the lay of the land

47:29

on a Sunday. wherever Andrew and I go

47:31

has to have a T v Saturday and

47:34

Sunday because if we don't have access to

47:36

a Tv at lunch. He's. Watching

47:38

it on a say he puts

47:40

it on, he kicks it horizontal

47:42

and he's hiding it from me.

47:44

I've never understood. How.

47:47

This. Person: My husband. Always

47:50

And I mean always has

47:52

some sporting event to watch.

47:55

Golf. Basketball: Football College

47:57

Football High School Football.

48:00

High school basketball and now. Hold

48:03

Please Women's Fucking Basketball! I saw him

48:05

watching women's basketball the other day. I

48:07

said andrew. Are. You

48:09

okay? I need to do a

48:11

wellness check on this bro because

48:13

women's sports. Embarrassed. And.

48:18

Joking. I'm not really chucky if

48:21

I saw him watching women's softball.

48:24

I would be slightly concerned. it

48:26

just feels aspirin the he's in

48:28

watching so much women's basketball and

48:30

you know, Being that I am

48:32

the face of the feminist movement,

48:34

was perplexed. He served to tell

48:36

me that there's some basketball player

48:38

that scored more points than anybody

48:41

in the world. I don't know.

48:43

I'm paraphrasing, I don't listen to

48:45

second, he served suck in sports.

48:47

I delays are your thoughts about

48:49

dude walking around with a black

48:51

fucking. they'll wind Koby Bryant tragically

48:53

pass. I say this. Earnestly

48:56

and honestly. Andrew within

48:59

the fetal position. And obviously, if you

49:01

live in Los Angeles and you love

49:03

the Lakers, you know it was a.

49:06

A. For so many reasons. such a

49:08

tragedy that show that like it's.

49:12

Incomprehensible. But

49:14

Andrew. Was in consolable.

49:17

Specifically. Of Koby Bryant for about

49:19

a month. like it would be three weeks

49:21

later and he'd start to get teary eyed

49:24

and I say endure, are you okay, what's

49:26

wrong he said I just can't believe he's

49:28

gone. He was my hero like he. A

49:31

So this man is very

49:34

very invested is all sporting

49:36

events, sports players. It's toxic

49:38

masculinity and now handy Andy

49:41

has jumped to women's basketball.

49:44

So. I think I don't know. I

49:46

mean my gay assistant put this in

49:48

the fuck an outline. The Ellis you

49:50

Woman's Basketball Sir Angel Reese Is this

49:52

the woman that everyone's obsessed with? I

49:54

thought earning with Katie. But. I

49:56

think everyone's name is Kate. Ashley. I

49:59

am trying to. Cordy Goddamn Podcast.

50:01

Okay to pave my God.

50:03

My God Damn bills. Like

50:05

a young business woman said,

50:07

she says she doesn't live

50:09

for the life of my

50:11

sister. Okay, is looking. Looking.

50:14

Past my studio back and forth.

50:16

Okay, because that bitch, everyone in

50:19

his family's just dying for a

50:21

goddamn microphone. Dying for it. Like.

50:24

I get it Okay, I'll

50:26

just is unbelievable It is

50:28

on both Leave a boss

50:30

anyways. Task

50:33

of us are angel or he says headed for the

50:35

W N B A? Who cares? Who

50:38

cares? Well. She's back and

50:40

looking more busted than ever. I got caught

50:42

in a bit of a bit of a

50:44

tsunami. Ah, Hurricane or tundra

50:46

if you will. I do that. A

50:48

Grim A glorious she needed a new

50:51

butt pad is that needed to be

50:53

amazon primed to her. The bitches back

50:55

in town and she is the leading

50:57

me drive. I had a some water

51:00

damage, a leak in my bar area

51:02

and I knew that it was going

51:04

to be raining. This

51:07

weekend. So. I.

51:09

Had my dude Gilbert tell who

51:11

is my Lord and savior. his

51:13

his crease dell the love of

51:15

my life. He's. Four.

51:17

Feet tall, he has no

51:19

teeth by choice. Ah, I'm

51:21

he. Smoked cigarettes, drinks lukewarm,

51:23

six packs of beer coca

51:25

cola, and refuses to eat.

51:28

Never. Seen a he to buy

51:30

the food every morning. I'm like

51:32

Alberto Jackson Brooks's would you like

51:34

some eggs with us and pizza?

51:36

Are you into Mediterranean food? Do

51:38

you want a sandwich He says

51:40

that he at it's his personal

51:42

Diane. I'm. He eats. Zero

51:45

food all day long. He has one

51:47

meal a day. He usually has a

51:49

can of black beans okay and his

51:51

figure is working for him. Okay, one

51:53

can. Have black beans, Six.

51:57

A lukewarm survey says i always

51:59

say. Please tell them for you, he

52:01

doesn't mind he. he likes a lukewarm beer

52:03

he has passionately. Eight cups of

52:06

coffee, And. For Coca

52:08

Cola's for sugar, Coca Cola's

52:10

and that's it. So.

52:12

Anyways, I had this water damage. I knew the

52:15

rain was coming. he needed to catch. The.

52:17

Wall of the the ceiling because

52:19

otherwise the rain was gonna come

52:22

in and read damage it then.

52:24

Sneaky little whore grandma Gloria. And

52:27

in the woman. Doesn't. Know how

52:29

to use an I phone. she

52:31

sends carrier pigeons he notes to

52:34

alert anybody as anything. But.

52:36

Somehow some way she was

52:38

able to hijack Gilbert's hell

52:40

who she lovingly refers to

52:42

as Alberto. From. My

52:45

home on my day rate so

52:47

that he could on organized her

52:49

guest room cause it and that's

52:51

not a fucking joke an install

52:54

some new landscape lights. she added

52:56

it she can't. She. Them physical

52:58

therapy skinny to like go outside it's

53:01

raining so I come home. And.

53:04

Gilbert. Oh/alberto is fully fucking gone at

53:07

my dude where'd you found is like oh

53:09

I'm sorry I'm. Your. Grandma Gloria

53:11

called me she needed some landscaping lights

53:13

put in. She said it was an

53:15

emergency. I said Gail be. Arm.

53:18

Don't listen to that psycho crack

53:20

whore. You get your ass back

53:22

to my house so that my

53:24

ceiling doesn't keep and I hope

53:27

she'll make it through the weekend

53:29

while she's hog tied to her

53:31

walker and it's pouring rain and

53:33

fifty eight degrees out, I'm not

53:35

like hand to god it was

53:37

landscaping licenses, Alberto.

53:41

Fujimori still be know the

53:43

room. To move because my guest bedroom.

53:45

The screen in the window fell off

53:47

in in case we want to open

53:50

fire. Fresh breeze, there might be bugs

53:52

I said grandma. Grandma.

53:54

Grandma. Grandma. Grandma.

53:57

Grandma. The.

53:59

Site. The evening last night with

54:01

Thirty Six Degrees or case you

54:03

don't even like, a draft, you

54:05

keep. Your windows skillset you don't know

54:08

to they you don't like draft, yet

54:10

you don't like air conditioning. You don't

54:12

like the San, you edge retention. You

54:15

never go outside to uni, do landscaping

54:17

like sex and you need fucking a

54:19

screen put in which I'm sure an

54:22

innocent bystander could pop your fucking screen

54:24

back In that meanwhile, I'll have. Open.

54:27

I have an open ceiling. Okay, I've

54:30

got dust. I have. I've got. A

54:32

with cook at insulation falling out

54:35

of the second ceiling and a

54:37

newborn baby. Nine

54:39

months old and you can't

54:41

fuck injuries. Spare me the

54:44

trouble. The hassle, The.

54:46

Indigest when. I

54:48

am going to embezzle. And

54:51

then embezzle money from her. just somehow.

54:53

Some way I think I have her

54:56

American Express and I'm in order and

54:58

obscene. Or Mccarthy dinner. Post Mates

55:00

on Her Fucking Die Because is the only

55:02

way I can really get through the days.

55:05

It's. The only thing that I have

55:07

told on to it's it's It's an

55:09

internal metaphorical. Vigil. Candle that

55:11

I have to hold for myself and my

55:13

soul because she's so cute. But she is.

55:16

Level. Ten annoying level fuck and

55:18

ten. And honestly, I mean of exhorted her

55:20

to the point where I probably don't even

55:22

need to and basil from her, but that's

55:24

a different. Conversation.

55:28

Is Saturday night. My sister's tending to

55:30

the child's currently have got about. Four.

55:33

Minutes until he loses his mind they

55:35

said ashley. Which are

55:37

you do Tonight and this is

55:40

high note. Like people who have

55:42

sisters, it's just like a symbiotic

55:44

existence. Her, you just. You.

55:47

Just get it, You naughty mean Alex? It or in as

55:49

like. Shitty ordered have any I

55:51

keep any Hannah salads, fried rice with

55:53

the white sauce and watch season two

55:55

around is because. We're

55:58

two families van. Or

56:00

I mean Alexis? The Leno

56:03

season one could be finger

56:05

on the pulse given her

56:08

you know, resurgence in the.

56:11

Real Housewives of Orange County Currencies

56:13

and like maybe we like do

56:15

a deep dive where they were

56:17

on a Lexus. Planners like Ashley

56:19

when you're sucking right, you're right.

56:21

Season Two Real has as Orange

56:23

County are still very much in

56:25

the. Tammy at Knickerbocker

56:28

or Darkness in a Sky Top

56:30

an Allin Curtain class and the

56:32

when curtain of at all. It's

56:34

too dark for Saturday night. I

56:36

don't want to see retelling Alexia

56:38

pre nose job be now. I'm

56:40

all I'm thinking about. his them

56:43

doing porn an hero when an

56:45

allegedly I don't have any of

56:47

that's true. it's just it's something

56:49

that's stuck in my brain. I

56:51

think that that might be correct.

56:53

and for and digestible Saturday I

56:55

think that there's. Really one? only

56:58

one option in it's gotta be. Either

57:01

Roni Season Two, Bethany

57:04

ever after Season

57:06

one. And

57:08

Real Housewives of Orange

57:10

County Season Five. That's.

57:12

When she it's us or shin and but

57:14

doors for season which is also just. Or.

57:18

Jasmine. Orgasmic.

57:21

I never landed the plane but I

57:23

would like to just landed. I didn't

57:26

get into Gens he canceling Sex in

57:28

the City now that it's on Netflix

57:30

and people are we watching and I

57:32

think we all have clarity now that

57:35

Carrie Bradshaw was I kind of the

57:37

worse and Miranda as kind of the

57:39

best and it's actually really crazy. There's

57:42

like a whole psychology acts as a

57:44

on how the characters insects in the

57:46

city all represent like the quadrants of

57:48

salmon in it. He or something like

57:51

that. Like Miranda represents like masculinity.

57:53

They have a she's a lawyer,

57:55

she has short hair, she dresses

57:57

and a more like gender fluid

57:59

nature. Kim Cattrall hurts

58:01

Her character is like

58:04

sexuality. Charlotte is kind

58:06

of like the prude

58:08

pram you know lady

58:10

on the streets were

58:12

Carrie Bradshaw as kind

58:14

of this bohemian and

58:17

hazard a motion all

58:19

indecisive kind of creature.

58:22

And. I remember watching this as a kid.

58:24

I literally watch Sex and the City with

58:26

my mom and like my aunt and her

58:28

friends, Every Sunday I was eleven, I had

58:31

no idea what was going on, but I'm

58:33

like. I. Need a to to.

58:36

I need a fur coat. And

58:38

like a one shoulder top earnest,

58:41

crunchy a sap. That was

58:43

my take away. and if you

58:45

think that all of my botnets

58:47

the lox we're not directly inspired

58:49

by Carrie Bradshaw as outfits, you

58:51

are dead. Fucking wrong. I will

58:53

post a subtle once again to

58:55

my friend and Kramer's botnet bar

58:57

mitzvah. I wore it like. first

59:00

of all, I was so.

59:02

Ugly. I can say

59:04

this now saw me was to sell

59:06

bunch and so. Disgustingly

59:09

ugly. Okay, every vein popping

59:11

out of my neck, clavicle

59:13

that suggests. Slice. Open

59:16

and on villa. Those were the

59:18

days I wore. A.

59:20

Layered. Pink

59:22

pearl necklace with a

59:24

pink top and a

59:26

teal chiffon like shredded

59:28

skirt that was a

59:30

direct Carrie Bradshaw rip.

59:32

I also at another

59:34

Bat mitzvah I were

59:36

a one shoulder. Okay

59:39

a one shoulder top with

59:41

a flower and this rat

59:43

nest like. Super.

59:45

Been. Ah, it

59:47

was. The fact

59:50

that I was twelve

59:52

swinging Carrie Bradshaw, Luke's.

59:55

With. My ginger Vitesse to at

59:57

Temple A.elo Hammer? Whatever the fuck.

59:59

It was okay thinking that I

1:00:01

may be okay. maybe just maybe

1:00:04

could play like. Can. Cancel

1:00:06

tennis or it with my double

1:00:08

decker pecker wrecker. Which. I

1:00:10

always opted for. By the way, to admit, a

1:00:13

mix medals had been consistency. Always

1:00:15

went with a gold glittery bracket.

1:00:18

Always. Because as like

1:00:20

I like this has a color

1:00:22

guessing the all it was was

1:00:24

gums, lip gloss and a glittery

1:00:26

gold. Bracket and a one shoulder top

1:00:29

to build. Disgusting. But now when

1:00:31

you watch that in the city

1:00:33

now obviously it has it's problematic

1:00:35

feminists undertones. I do not co

1:00:37

sign on any of the propaganda

1:00:39

that Jan is pushing to cancel

1:00:42

sex in the city. It's one

1:00:44

of the best shows written of

1:00:46

all time. It was geared towards

1:00:48

women. It I mean it has.

1:00:51

Really with stood the test of

1:00:53

time. And it's a

1:00:55

great easy digestible lot. Why can't

1:00:57

we have nice things? Why do

1:00:59

we have to suck up. Nostalgia.

1:01:03

Why? Like if you take

1:01:05

out a magnifying glass and look back

1:01:08

at everything, we can find problems. With.

1:01:10

Everything with anything a book, a

1:01:13

tv show, a movie. but can

1:01:15

we just let it exist and

1:01:17

his it accordingly? Deep. Sense

1:01:20

with your girl. On that note, I

1:01:22

am getting the shakes. I need a

1:01:24

martini and I need to put the

1:01:26

child down. A little syringe of amoxicillin

1:01:28

and a bubble bath. goodbye and whatever.

1:01:30

the next week. Hopefully Anne Hathaway

1:01:32

will be here, but she works and I

1:01:35

can't book guess to save my God life.

1:01:37

That them. How

1:02:05

can we do? You really think any of

1:02:08

your girls are going to surpass Matthew Stafford

1:02:10

Superbowl tab as an athlete. Money? I would have

1:02:12

thought so. And and I watched him play basketball. So now. For

1:02:14

hours. Chloe Be. I feel like I just tell

1:02:16

them what they can do better, you know? When you're talking

1:02:19

him, he's adorable little girls at night. I hope you're

1:02:21

not reminding them that they have a very limited huge.

1:02:23

Appetite. But he sets honesty and that's

1:02:25

me. Okay, so your horse I'm definitely the

1:02:27

sweet The Floss if you will. And if

1:02:30

you listen to this podcast the morning After

1:02:32

with you Kelly staffer to me hate Winchester

1:02:34

or on on slowest like like marshmallow fluff.

1:02:36

You get it girl you know. Sweet smooth,

1:02:38

you spread it on a sandwich. Delicious. Or

1:02:40

a year that, what the hell am I. You are

1:02:42

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